# Childproof A podcast by Gwenna Laithland and Tori Phantom. Parenting is hard, but it's even harder when you feel alone and have only the sounds of Cocomelon to keep you company. Childproof is a parenting chat show for when you’re craving adult conversation. As parents to three kids each, co-hosts Gwenna Laithland and Tori Phantom have been there. They know that sometimes our kids are the ones on the verge of a tantrum, and that sometimes it’s us. Childproof attempts to figure out the dos, don’ts, and f*ck its of modern parenthood. From yelling at your kids (we’ve all done it) to finding a sleep schedule that doesn’t ruin your life, Gwenna and Tori share the challenges they’ve faced and the lessons they’ve learned, and are eager to share their experiences through a mix of one-on-one conversations, guest appearances, and input from listeners revealing their own parenting secrets. Clearly, we could use some help from everyone and their mother. Feed: https://rss.pdrl.fm/ec996d/feeds.megaphone.fm/ARML7200173897 ## Latest episodes - [Rewind & Repeat](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1683225645/f944490ef678) (2026-10-21, 53 min): audio https://tracking.swap.fm/track/YfZO4tERxneauNcW9Fgn/mgln.ai/e/1672/traffic.megaphone.fm/ARML3913818880.mp3 - [It’s All Millennials Fault. All of It.](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1683225645/6a4259f0a2f0) (2026-10-07, 47 min): audio https://tracking.swap.fm/track/YfZO4tERxneauNcW9Fgn/mgln.ai/e/1672/traffic.megaphone.fm/ARML9843406939.mp3 - [Parenting Linguistics?](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1683225645/54039e7a9b5a) (2026-09-23, 49 min): audio https://tracking.swap.fm/track/YfZO4tERxneauNcW9Fgn/mgln.ai/e/1672/traffic.megaphone.fm/ARML2016769025.mp3 - [Into The School Year](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1683225645/592f5dc61277) (2026-09-09, 54 min): audio https://tracking.swap.fm/track/YfZO4tERxneauNcW9Fgn/mgln.ai/e/1672/traffic.megaphone.fm/ARML6868281334.mp3 - [Are We Raising Villains?](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1683225645/ac1c8141c0bd) (2026-08-26, 47 min): audio https://tracking.swap.fm/track/YfZO4tERxneauNcW9Fgn/mgln.ai/e/1672/traffic.megaphone.fm/ARML7940094933.mp3 - [K-Pop Demon Hunters Backpacks Will Ruin Us](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1683225645/8b12ea559f02) (2026-08-12, 47 min): audio https://tracking.swap.fm/track/YfZO4tERxneauNcW9Fgn/mgln.ai/e/1672/traffic.megaphone.fm/ARML7563237940.mp3 - [Summertime Sadness?](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1683225645/966a323de47e) (2026-07-29, 50 min): audio https://tracking.swap.fm/track/YfZO4tERxneauNcW9Fgn/mgln.ai/e/1672/traffic.megaphone.fm/ARML7363215835.mp3 - [Facetime?](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1683225645/7b1d58e5e03e) (2026-07-15, 55 min): audio https://tracking.swap.fm/track/YfZO4tERxneauNcW9Fgn/mgln.ai/e/1672/traffic.megaphone.fm/ARML8302695932.mp3 - [Baby Time?](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1683225645/c2f0957aef62) (2026-07-01, 47 min): audio https://tracking.swap.fm/track/YfZO4tERxneauNcW9Fgn/mgln.ai/e/1672/traffic.megaphone.fm/ARML2455082168.mp3 - [Toddlers & Teenagers](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1683225645/02084bcdcfa4) (2026-06-17, 57 min): audio https://tracking.swap.fm/track/YfZO4tERxneauNcW9Fgn/mgln.ai/e/1672/traffic.megaphone.fm/ARML1996937895.mp3 - [Very Dangerous Butterflies](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1683225645/31a461eeaf77) (2026-06-03, 51 min): audio https://tracking.swap.fm/track/YfZO4tERxneauNcW9Fgn/mgln.ai/e/1672/traffic.megaphone.fm/ARML7326096399.mp3 - [Mom's Got RBF](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1683225645/08927dc55164) (2026-05-20, 52 min): audio https://tracking.swap.fm/track/YfZO4tERxneauNcW9Fgn/mgln.ai/e/1672/traffic.megaphone.fm/ARML8764003003.mp3 - [You Have Questions We Have Answers](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1683225645/946a844175f5) (2026-05-06, 55 min): audio https://tracking.swap.fm/track/YfZO4tERxneauNcW9Fgn/mgln.ai/e/1672/traffic.megaphone.fm/ARML1901822554.mp3?updated=1778037704 - [Parasocial Parenting](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1683225645/6911f60df5de) (2026-04-22, 56 min): audio https://tracking.swap.fm/track/YfZO4tERxneauNcW9Fgn/mgln.ai/e/1672/traffic.megaphone.fm/ARML6608857272.mp3?updated=1776830705 - [Road Rage](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1683225645/f407873797ef) (2026-04-08, 37 min): audio https://tracking.swap.fm/track/YfZO4tERxneauNcW9Fgn/mgln.ai/e/1672/traffic.megaphone.fm/ARML7360849903.mp3?updated=1775617686 - [Creamed Corn](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1683225645/d660fbc401c8) (2026-04-01, 40 min): audio https://tracking.swap.fm/track/YfZO4tERxneauNcW9Fgn/mgln.ai/e/1672/traffic.megaphone.fm/ARML3559221802.mp3?updated=1775056752 - [Yeehaw! Email Roundup](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1683225645/5a622501a28a) (2026-03-25, 52 min): audio https://tracking.swap.fm/track/YfZO4tERxneauNcW9Fgn/mgln.ai/e/1672/traffic.megaphone.fm/ARML2812754158.mp3?updated=1774579785 - [What Happened?](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1683225645/87aa3ebbeaab) (2026-03-11, 48 min): audio https://tracking.swap.fm/track/YfZO4tERxneauNcW9Fgn/mgln.ai/e/1672/traffic.megaphone.fm/ARML6069373275.mp3?updated=1773196072 - [Childproof Untold](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1683225645/0c09c06dbd08) (2026-02-25, 52 min): audio https://tracking.swap.fm/track/YfZO4tERxneauNcW9Fgn/mgln.ai/e/1672/traffic.megaphone.fm/ARML5953377014.mp3?updated=1771995697 - [So Now It's A Problem](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1683225645/9fa79b130df3) (2026-02-11, 55 min): audio https://tracking.swap.fm/track/YfZO4tERxneauNcW9Fgn/mgln.ai/e/1672/traffic.megaphone.fm/ARML7820866601.mp3?updated=1770778806 - [Snow Problem](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1683225645/f0cc6298bd07) (2026-02-04, 49 min): audio https://tracking.swap.fm/track/YfZO4tERxneauNcW9Fgn/mgln.ai/e/1672/traffic.megaphone.fm/ARML6726154764.mp3?updated=1770174501 - [The Never-Ending January](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1683225645/484cdce042a6) (2026-01-28, 56 min): audio https://tracking.swap.fm/track/YfZO4tERxneauNcW9Fgn/mgln.ai/e/1672/traffic.megaphone.fm/ARML2530366425.mp3?updated=1769566301 - [We Have A Confession](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1683225645/62d981ad48cb) (2026-01-21, 53 min): audio https://tracking.swap.fm/track/YfZO4tERxneauNcW9Fgn/mgln.ai/e/1672/traffic.megaphone.fm/ARML4047779162.mp3?updated=1768964037 - [Books, babies, and Befores & Afters](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1683225645/eee6d3507f66) (2026-01-14, 57 min): audio https://tracking.swap.fm/track/YfZO4tERxneauNcW9Fgn/mgln.ai/e/1672/traffic.megaphone.fm/ARML8375454912.mp3?updated=1768321727 - [The Return to Routine](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1683225645/5f8f865594ed) (2026-01-07, 53 min): audio https://tracking.swap.fm/track/YfZO4tERxneauNcW9Fgn/mgln.ai/e/1672/traffic.megaphone.fm/ARML6622818108.mp3?updated=1767758036 - [Montage](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1683225645/f55ceab7afe1) (2025-12-31, 50 min): audio https://tracking.swap.fm/track/YfZO4tERxneauNcW9Fgn/mgln.ai/e/1672/traffic.megaphone.fm/ARML3357620159.mp3?updated=1767142331 - [Basically Facetime](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1683225645/50a5089796b3) (2025-12-24, 48 min): audio https://tracking.swap.fm/track/YfZO4tERxneauNcW9Fgn/mgln.ai/e/1672/traffic.megaphone.fm/ARML6352013547.mp3?updated=1766539583 - [Winter Break Survival Tips](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1683225645/60dbe1ab8ab2) (2025-12-17, 53 min): audio https://tracking.swap.fm/track/YfZO4tERxneauNcW9Fgn/mgln.ai/e/1672/traffic.megaphone.fm/ARML2878659731.mp3?updated=1765943845 - [Holiday Email Round Up](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1683225645/3e2be5b44265) (2025-12-10, 51 min): audio https://tracking.swap.fm/track/YfZO4tERxneauNcW9Fgn/mgln.ai/e/1672/traffic.megaphone.fm/ARML2557082856.mp3?updated=1765296400 - [Becoming An Artist With Scott Sava](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1683225645/a333223adba6) (2025-12-03, 52 min): audio https://tracking.swap.fm/track/YfZO4tERxneauNcW9Fgn/mgln.ai/e/1672/traffic.megaphone.fm/ARML5306637707.mp3?updated=1764725806 - [Holiday Movie Review](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1683225645/9b433fd0ffe1) (2025-11-26, 46 min): audio https://tracking.swap.fm/track/YfZO4tERxneauNcW9Fgn/mgln.ai/e/1672/traffic.megaphone.fm/ARML5092991706.mp3?updated=1764112405 - [The Ghost of Holiday Spirit](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1683225645/b9cf20a239f8) (2025-11-19, 51 min): audio https://tracking.swap.fm/track/YfZO4tERxneauNcW9Fgn/mgln.ai/e/1672/traffic.megaphone.fm/ARML9174801541.mp3?updated=1763553082 - [Yep Still Mad About It](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1683225645/ec0cf5420bf3) (2025-11-12, 55 min): audio https://tracking.swap.fm/track/YfZO4tERxneauNcW9Fgn/mgln.ai/e/1672/traffic.megaphone.fm/ARML8335313247.mp3?updated=1762913742 - [Stay Mad About It](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1683225645/dc400fcfc866) (2025-11-05, 52 min): audio https://tracking.swap.fm/track/YfZO4tERxneauNcW9Fgn/mgln.ai/e/1672/traffic.megaphone.fm/ARML7612974492.mp3?updated=1762491624 - [Hearing Vs. Listening](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1683225645/162954d9d2da) (2025-10-29, 52 min): audio https://tracking.swap.fm/track/YfZO4tERxneauNcW9Fgn/mgln.ai/e/1672/traffic.megaphone.fm/ARML3210153294.mp3?updated=1761705996 - [Fire, Knives, and Other Things to Give Kids](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1683225645/6b03dc5312fc) (2025-10-22, 50 min): audio https://tracking.swap.fm/track/YfZO4tERxneauNcW9Fgn/mgln.ai/e/1672/traffic.megaphone.fm/ARML7696109266.mp3?updated=1761091723 - [Decision Fatigue](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1683225645/78ba9d338bb3) (2025-10-15, 57 min): audio https://tracking.swap.fm/track/YfZO4tERxneauNcW9Fgn/mgln.ai/e/1672/traffic.megaphone.fm/ARML6531188303.mp3?updated=1760498152 - [The Scariest Childproof Ever](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1683225645/1142a91805aa) (2025-10-08, 50 min): audio https://tracking.swap.fm/track/YfZO4tERxneauNcW9Fgn/mgln.ai/e/1672/traffic.megaphone.fm/ARML6634275508.mp3?updated=1759887584 - [Email Roundup](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1683225645/3dd75c0599d6) (2025-10-01, 42 min): audio https://tracking.swap.fm/track/YfZO4tERxneauNcW9Fgn/mgln.ai/e/1672/traffic.megaphone.fm/ARML5713347394.mp3?updated=1759507775 - [Complain Chain](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1683225645/5862b2eb1a06) (2025-09-24, 53 min): audio https://tracking.swap.fm/track/YfZO4tERxneauNcW9Fgn/mgln.ai/e/1672/traffic.megaphone.fm/ARML5217146446.mp3?updated=1760028149 - [Over Protected](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1683225645/86514febccea) (2025-09-17, 51 min): audio https://tracking.swap.fm/track/YfZO4tERxneauNcW9Fgn/mgln.ai/e/1672/traffic.megaphone.fm/ARML8704108539.mp3?updated=1763862744 - [Hello From The Other Side](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1683225645/009997ff8e1c) (2025-09-10, 52 min): audio https://tracking.swap.fm/track/YfZO4tERxneauNcW9Fgn/mgln.ai/e/1672/traffic.megaphone.fm/ARML2303838585.mp3?updated=1768100174 - [Unfinished Sentences](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1683225645/6b03395c4282) (2025-09-03, 53 min): audio https://tracking.swap.fm/track/YfZO4tERxneauNcW9Fgn/mgln.ai/e/1672/traffic.megaphone.fm/ARML6566744392.mp3?updated=1768100866 - [Retro Parenting](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1683225645/7c980f8c8583) (2025-08-27, 56 min): audio https://tracking.swap.fm/track/YfZO4tERxneauNcW9Fgn/mgln.ai/e/1672/traffic.megaphone.fm/ARML9115743417.mp3?updated=1768100475 - [Independence](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1683225645/3f0c2c02869b) (2025-08-20, 54 min): audio https://tracking.swap.fm/track/YfZO4tERxneauNcW9Fgn/mgln.ai/e/1672/traffic.megaphone.fm/ARML2568273390.mp3?updated=1768100475 - [Back To School Special](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1683225645/87c761175556) (2025-08-13, 57 min): audio https://tracking.swap.fm/track/YfZO4tERxneauNcW9Fgn/mgln.ai/e/1672/traffic.megaphone.fm/ARML5161259451.mp3?updated=1768101245 - [Change and Challenge](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1683225645/7da5fb9b73ca) (2025-08-06, 58 min): audio https://tracking.swap.fm/track/YfZO4tERxneauNcW9Fgn/mgln.ai/e/1672/traffic.megaphone.fm/ARML8379142345.mp3?updated=1768101419 - [Countdown](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1683225645/79ae4a1191cc) (2025-07-30, 49 min): audio https://tracking.swap.fm/track/YfZO4tERxneauNcW9Fgn/mgln.ai/e/1672/traffic.megaphone.fm/ARML1900503885.mp3?updated=1768100471 - [Mom Mantras](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1683225645/16709c9b1e4e) (2025-07-23, 54 min): audio https://tracking.swap.fm/track/YfZO4tERxneauNcW9Fgn/mgln.ai/e/1672/traffic.megaphone.fm/ARML3258980707.mp3?updated=1768100770 - [Media Readiness](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1683225645/45ea92230bd8) (2025-07-16, 48 min): audio https://tracking.swap.fm/track/YfZO4tERxneauNcW9Fgn/mgln.ai/e/1672/traffic.megaphone.fm/ARML6915749006.mp3?updated=1768100891 Shows are listed from Apple Podcasts' charts and directory, and Podcast Index where it is used. 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