# Lanterns 1-5 “Kinda Review”

An episode of [The Bald Brothers Podcast](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1652772265), 17 Sep 2026, 1 h 01 min.

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## Transcript

[0:00] Speaker 1: What up, y'all? It's your boy KevOnStage.
[0:01] Speaker 2: Tony Baker.
[0:03] Speaker 1: This is the Ball Brothers Podcast, where me and my
[0:05] Speaker 1: good friend Tony Baker like to wax poetic on whatever
[0:09] Speaker 1: we want. Now, this has been a movie podcast for
[0:12] Speaker 1: a long time, since we came back last few months.
[0:16] Speaker 1: But you know what? We're making a special exception to
[0:21] Speaker 1: talk lanterns.
[0:22] Speaker 2: There's probably going to be more special exceptions going forward.
[0:25] Speaker 1: You know what? Because there's all kinds of stuff we
[0:27] Speaker 1: want to talk about.
[0:27] Speaker 3: Because some of this stuff is cinematic, man. Some of
[0:29] Speaker 3: this stuff is cinematic. This is a buddy cop show.
[0:34] Speaker 1: This is a buddy cop. It feels like a version of.
[0:39] Speaker 1: HBO shows. True Detective. True Detective. Feels like True Detective
[0:44] Speaker 1: with superheroes muted. We're going to talk everything episodes one
[0:48] Speaker 1: through five. Since we ain't talking about it, let's start
[0:50] Speaker 1: at the very beginning. Yeah. Me, Kevin, I know this
[0:52] Speaker 1: is going to be different between me and Tony. I
[0:55] Speaker 1: knew nothing about the Green Lantern that was not explained
[1:00] Speaker 1: in Ryan Reynolds' movies. I'm not a DC fan, did
[1:05] Speaker 1: not watch the comics, didn't watch a whole bunch of
[1:07] Speaker 1: Justice League. Is Green Lantern in the Justice League? Yeah.
[1:09] Speaker 3: Okay.
[1:10] Speaker 1: Never watched no, read no solo stuff of his.
[1:13] Speaker 2: Okay.
[1:13] Speaker 1: Don't even remember nothing but the Brother Ryan Mills movie.
[1:15] Speaker 1: I did not like it as most people did.
[1:17] Speaker 2: It was notoriously whack.
[1:18] Speaker 1: Terrible. He set them back 15 years. I mean, he... They.
[1:25] Speaker 1: I ain't gonna blame him. But he kind of crapped
[1:27] Speaker 1: on it in the X-Men stuff.
[1:29] Speaker 3: Everybody knew.
[1:30] Speaker 1: Everybody knew it was trash.
[1:31] Speaker 2: Everybody knew it was garbage.
[1:33] Speaker 1: So I remember when Aaron Pierre, that's Mufasa, was cast
[1:41] Speaker 1: as Jon Stewart. I didn't even know there was multiple
[1:44] Speaker 1: human Green Lanterns. Yeah. So I find out about Guy Gardner.
[1:48] Speaker 1: And non-human. I knew about the non-human. I knew Sinestro's human. No. No.
[1:52] Speaker 1: He's an alien boy? Yeah. He looks human in it.
[1:54] Speaker 3: He just looks like he got a suntan in the shirt. Yeah.
[1:57] Speaker 2: But in the comics, he's really way more purple.
[2:00] Speaker 3: Okay, okay.
[2:00] Speaker 2: And his head is huge.
[2:01] Speaker 1: So Guy Gardner is human. Yes. Green Lantern. So Hal
[2:07] Speaker 1: Jordan was the first. Yeah. Guy Gardner was second?
[2:11] Speaker 3: Was Guy Gardner before Jon Stewart?
[2:13] Speaker 1: Maybe.
[2:13] Speaker 2: Okay. I get confused.
[2:14] Speaker 1: Because Guy Gardner was in the Superman movie I just watched,
[2:18] Speaker 1: the most recent one, David Cornswet. Oh, yeah.
[2:21] Speaker 3: That was Guy Garner?
[2:22] Speaker 1: Yeah, Guy Garner.
[2:23] Speaker 2: With the ridiculous haircut.
[2:24] Speaker 1: Haircut. I forgot that actor's name.
[2:27] Speaker 3: I think he might have debuted after Jon Stewart.
[2:32] Speaker 2: I can't remember.
[2:33] Speaker 1: Okay. But I didn't know much.
[2:35] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[2:36] Speaker 1: So when episode one kicked off, I was like, oh,
[2:40] Speaker 1: this is True Detective. Yeah. Which I liked.
[2:42] Speaker 2: Right.
[2:44] Speaker 1: Let me tell you what. Coach from Friday Night Lights. Yeah.
[2:49] Speaker 1: is perfect. I like a grizzled veteran superhero. It reminds
[2:55] Speaker 1: me of Logan, you know, he's past his prime, he's
[3:00] Speaker 1: a little older, he's a little scruffier, he's a little,
[3:03] Speaker 1: he's a little grizzled, but also like a little bitter.
[3:08] Speaker 1: He doesn't want to let it go.
[3:09] Speaker 2: He doesn't want to let it go.
[3:10] Speaker 1: See, two things can be true.
[3:11] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[3:12] Speaker 1: It's kind of worn on me.
[3:14] Speaker 3: I'm lonely.
[3:15] Speaker 1: But replace me? Yeah.
[3:18] Speaker 3: Oh, hell no.
[3:19] Speaker 1: Because what does he have left?
[3:22] Speaker 3: Right.
[3:22] Speaker 1: What does Hal Jordan, who's the actor's name? Eric something?
[3:25] Speaker 2: Why am I blanking on his name?
[3:27] Speaker 1: Eric, Nathan Fillion. Thank you. No, no. No, Nathan Fillion
[3:30] Speaker 1: is Guy Gardner.
[3:31] Speaker 2: Kyle Chandler.
[3:32] Speaker 1: Kyle Chandler. Thank you. His name was Coach Eric in
[3:35] Speaker 1: Friday Night Lights. Kyle Chandler from Friday Night Lights. He
[3:40] Speaker 1: was also really good in Wolf of Wall Street. He
[3:41] Speaker 1: was in some other TV show. He was in that.
[3:43] Speaker 1: But I didn't see him. He's basically Coach Eric Taylor
[3:46] Speaker 1: in everything. Yeah. Which I don't mind.
[3:48] Speaker 3: I don't mind. Hey, man, if it's working, it's working.
[3:49] Speaker 2: It works right here.
[3:50] Speaker 3: It works.
[3:51] Speaker 1: That's why they call him.
[3:53] Speaker 2: He reminds me of Riggs, too, in Lethal Weapon.
[3:55] Speaker 3: Yes!
[3:56] Speaker 2: He reminds me of that as well.
[3:57] Speaker 1: For sure. I'm sick of this.
[3:59] Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sick of it. Kind of like, I'll put
[4:01] Speaker 2: my life at risk. It's whatever.
[4:03] Speaker 1: For sure.
[4:04] Speaker 2: I also care what I don't care.
[4:06] Speaker 1: But I do what I don't.
[4:07] Speaker 2: I do what I don't.
[4:08] Speaker 1: He also has... You know what he does that I love?
[4:13] Speaker 1: Do you remember the show Columbo? Yeah. He is Columbo.
[4:16] Speaker 2: I love Columbo.
[4:17] Speaker 1: He is always acting like he doesn't know what's going on.
[4:21] Speaker 3: Yeah. Because Columbo is the king of life. What I
[4:25] Speaker 3: like about Columbo, they show you who did the murder.
[4:28] Speaker 1: For sure.
[4:29] Speaker 3: Our joy is watching Columbo figure everything out. Yes.
[4:32] Speaker 2: Columbo come up in there, wrinkled trench coat.
[4:35] Speaker 1: Fuck.
[4:36] Speaker 3: Remind me again why you picked, because I know she
[4:40] Speaker 3: got the Chevrolet outside. Very detailed, clean.
[4:44] Speaker 2: And you said your car was dirty.
[4:45] Speaker 3: I just, I can't get past.
[4:49] Speaker 2: He's my wife. She says I just mull over this thing.
[4:54] Speaker 3: Now, last night, you said he just do that thing
[4:57] Speaker 3: until they just start cracking.
[4:58] Speaker 1: Columbo always walking away.
[5:01] Speaker 2: Always one more thing.
[5:02] Speaker 1: One more thing.
[5:02] Speaker 2: Let me pull up my... every time.
[5:05] Speaker 1: So you said your name was Tony in the morning,
[5:07] Speaker 1: but here I say your name was Char.
[5:09] Speaker 3: When he first called that first alien. He was like,
[5:11] Speaker 3: I know this. Man.
[5:13] Speaker 2: I mentioned a black president and you had no reaction.
[5:17] Speaker 1: That was so good, Tony. He said, what are your
[5:21] Speaker 1: thoughts on Obama? 44th president of the United States. That's
[5:25] Speaker 1: all you think about as a white man in Nebraska?
[5:29] Speaker 3: Nebraska?
[5:30] Speaker 1: That's all you think about Obama?
[5:32] Speaker 2: You an alien.
[5:33] Speaker 3: Ain't no way you regular.
[5:35] Speaker 1: Ain't no way. That's all it took. He was like,
[5:39] Speaker 1: what are your thoughts on Obama? I don't know. He's
[5:40] Speaker 1: the president of the United States. Huh.
[5:43] Speaker 2: What galaxy are you from?
[5:48] Speaker 1: The fact that you are white and not racist, because
[5:52] Speaker 1: the thing is, it's not even not racist. You could
[5:55] Speaker 1: not be middle of the ground on Obama. You either
[5:58] Speaker 1: were like, absolutely not. He's destroying our country. Hussein. He's
[6:03] Speaker 1: from Kenya. He wasn't born here. He's not even American.
[6:05] Speaker 1: Or you're, this is great. It's time for change. I
[6:09] Speaker 1: voted for Obama. Reading the Wikipedia page of Obama ain't
[6:13] Speaker 1: no way. There's no way. Ain't no. All right, y'all.
[6:17] Speaker 1: Secure the perimeter. He's not real. Remember that white lady
[6:21] Speaker 1: on the plane? That mother effer is not real. So
[6:26] Speaker 1: I thought that was great. Yeah.
[6:30] Speaker 2: And he was right.
[6:31] Speaker 1: And he was absolutely right. So now let me ask
[6:34] Speaker 1: a few questions. What the hell was the alien doing?
[6:42] Speaker 3: Why?
[6:42] Speaker 1: Because he went there basically to find the Manhunter. Right. No,
[6:50] Speaker 1: something was wrong in his gut in episode one, right?
[6:52] Speaker 1: He was like, because they don't start off in Rushville.
[6:55] Speaker 1: He's like summoned there.
[6:57] Speaker 3: Yeah, he got summoned there from, who the hell? I'm
[7:00] Speaker 3: trying to remember the first episode. Who the hell summoned him?
[7:04] Speaker 2: Oh, himself.
[7:05] Speaker 1: The Sentry. Yeah. The Sentry. The Sentry. There's something.
[7:10] Speaker 2: Yes, he gave Jon Stewart like a phrase.
[7:14] Speaker 3: Then once he told Hal that, that's when he just
[7:16] Speaker 3: took off.
[7:17] Speaker 1: That's what it was. So when he first go there,
[7:20] Speaker 1: he's going, because there was the mass shooting at the
[7:25] Speaker 1: football game. Alien detector went off. But he wasn't on
[7:31] Speaker 1: to the Manhunter first, right? No. That came later. It
[7:36] Speaker 1: was Macon. Once he got onto Macon, he was like,
[7:41] Speaker 1: something's going on with that dude. I got to get
[7:43] Speaker 1: to the bottom of that. Because remember, he had the guns.
[7:47] Speaker 1: He was just like, something's off about this Macon dude. Right.
[7:49] Speaker 1: Because he had the technology. Because the metal detector wasn't
[7:55] Speaker 1: for metal. No, that was the alien detector. The alien detector, right.
[7:59] Speaker 1: So that's when he was like, there's something going on here.
[8:01] Speaker 1: I'm not going to leave until I figure it out. Yeah.
[8:03] Speaker 1: Then I feel like the Manhunter thing came in with
[8:05] Speaker 1: Jon Stewart.
[8:05] Speaker 2: Jon Stewart, yeah, when they hemmed him up.
[8:07] Speaker 1: Because Anton- It's Anton.
[8:09] Speaker 2: Is that the dude from The Wire?
[8:13] Speaker 1: That's who that is!
[8:14] Speaker 3: Oh, you were trying to piece together who that was?
[8:16] Speaker 1: I didn't look it up because you'd be missing stuff.
[8:18] Speaker 1: I was like, he's the Greek.
[8:20] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[8:21] Speaker 1: Well, he's not the Greek. He worked for the Greek.
[8:23] Speaker 3: Yeah, he's the main.
[8:24] Speaker 1: He was Bondus. Yeah. He didn't have the hat on.
[8:28] Speaker 2: Yeah, no hat.
[8:29] Speaker 1: Man, HBO gonna run them actors back.
[8:32] Speaker 2: Oh, for sure.
[8:33] Speaker 1: HBO gonna run them actors back.
[8:36] Speaker 2: For sure, dog.
[8:37] Speaker 1: That's who that was.
[8:38] Speaker 3: The old girl, the sheriff is from Boardwalk Empire. She
[8:43] Speaker 3: sure is.
[8:43] Speaker 1: She's just like Beattie in season two of The Wire,
[8:46] Speaker 1: the security guard.
[8:48] Speaker 2: They do give me that similar vibe.
[8:49] Speaker 1: That actress could have played her. Yeah. But she is
[8:52] Speaker 1: a wardrobe.
[8:52] Speaker 2: They got an awesome look.
[8:53] Speaker 1: Yeah. That dude who plays Herc been on three HBO
[8:56] Speaker 1: shows before. Dude who play Al Capone, Stephen Graham, he
[9:00] Speaker 1: been on a few HBO shows. The HBO be like,
[9:03] Speaker 1: once we got you, you come here. Man, we like
[9:05] Speaker 1: what you got going, man. Come through. So, yeah. So,
[9:09] Speaker 1: I love this... animosity that Hal Jordan and Jon Stewart have.
[9:14] Speaker 3: Yeah, because it's an interesting animosity because they cool one
[9:18] Speaker 3: minute and they just add odds the next.
[9:21] Speaker 2: I just love how their dynamic is. It just makes
[9:24] Speaker 2: it more intriguing.
[9:26] Speaker 3: Even now with the latest episode when it came to
[9:29] Speaker 3: a head between those two, it's still just super interesting.
[9:35] Speaker 1: Yes.
[9:35] Speaker 2: They still have.
[9:36] Speaker 1: The common goal though. Yeah. They want to do it
[9:40] Speaker 1: their own way. Right.
[9:41] Speaker 2: They each want to do it their own way, and
[9:43] Speaker 2: they're just like, I'm going to do it.
[9:46] Speaker 1: No, you ain't.
[9:47] Speaker 2: Yes, you will.
[9:47] Speaker 1: No, I'm not. No, the Bald Brothers link didn't come
[9:50] Speaker 1: through Patreon.
[9:51] Speaker 2: Oh, it didn't?
[9:52] Speaker 1: Just want to make sure we're good.
[9:55] Speaker 2: That's pretty low.
[9:56] Speaker 1: Did you put yours in, Tone? Yeah, I put mine in.
[9:59] Speaker 1: I'm going to throw it in, Josh. I was just like,
[10:06] Speaker 1: hold on. Oh, this show is actually not called Green Lanterns.
[10:11] Speaker 1: It's called Lanterns, right? Yeah. All right.
[10:20] Speaker 2: Oh, they hear from mine.
[10:23] Speaker 1: Oh, Jesus. I'm about to eat something unhealthy after this.
[10:25] Speaker 1: I had a long day. Oh, my God. I'm making
[10:29] Speaker 1: a bad choice. All right. We know you're going to
[10:31] Speaker 1: Sweet Green, man. Watch out.
[10:33] Speaker 2: Go to Sweet Green, yo.
[10:34] Speaker 3: Yeah, no.
[10:34] Speaker 1: Oh, my God. I'll kill you there. All right. So
[10:38] Speaker 1: how Jordan has the ring. This is what I wanted
[10:40] Speaker 1: to understand. I didn't understand. The ring is the ring, right?
[10:46] Speaker 1: Or does each person get their own ring? This is
[10:49] Speaker 1: what I was unsure about because the ring's the ring. Yeah,
[10:53] Speaker 1: that's why they're trying to tell him to take it
[10:57] Speaker 1: from him and say the oath. Okay, Darkest Night, got you.
[11:01] Speaker 1: So Guy Gardner in the comics, how did this happen?
[11:06] Speaker 1: Because I've read that there's one sector ring, then there's
[11:09] Speaker 1: two for Earth. How did it work in the comics?
[11:12] Speaker 3: I don't know a lot about Guy, because I didn't
[11:15] Speaker 3: grow up reading. Like, when I was reading, like, DC,
[11:18] Speaker 3: my brother had Green Lantern comics.
[11:19] Speaker 2: It was Hal Jordan.
[11:21] Speaker 1: Only? Yeah. Okay, okay.
[11:23] Speaker 3: And then, so I really wasn't privy to, like, you know,
[11:25] Speaker 3: everything that was going on with the Green Lanterns. By
[11:27] Speaker 3: the time I would dip back in, it would be
[11:30] Speaker 3: a different Green Lantern. Oh, that's not Hal Jordan. Oh,
[11:32] Speaker 3: that's Jon Stewart.
[11:33] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[11:33] Speaker 3: I was just finding out later on. Then, you know,
[11:36] Speaker 3: you find out that. Hal Jordan was connected to the Spectre.
[11:40] Speaker 3: What's the Spectre? The Spectre is this super powerful being
[11:45] Speaker 3: that's in the DC universe. He's on the upper echelon
[11:49] Speaker 3: of just powerful beings. So Hal Jordan became him for
[11:54] Speaker 3: a little bit because the Spectre takes possession of different people.
[11:59] Speaker 1: Okay, that's a big part of this show.
[12:01] Speaker 2: The Spectre?
[12:02] Speaker 1: No, no, the taking different forms. Yeah, yeah.
[12:06] Speaker 3: And then... How Jordan becomes kind of like a villain
[12:10] Speaker 3: for a little while called Parallax or whatever.
[12:12] Speaker 1: I've heard of this.
[12:13] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[12:14] Speaker 1: What's Parallax? Catch me up.
[12:16] Speaker 3: Now, Parallax is.
[12:17] Speaker 1: He's not a planet eating monster.
[12:20] Speaker 2: No, no, no, no.
[12:21] Speaker 3: I'm trying to get the lore correct on how he
[12:25] Speaker 3: became Parallax. Because it's a combination of... Because each... There's
[12:30] Speaker 3: a lot of different rings in the DC universe.
[12:32] Speaker 1: Okay.
[12:33] Speaker 2: And each color represents a different emotion.
[12:36] Speaker 1: Now this, I know green is willpower. Yellow is fear. Yeah.
[12:39] Speaker 1: So there's more than that.
[12:40] Speaker 2: Red is, uh, anger or rage, I think.
[12:43] Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
[12:43] Speaker 3: I'm not knowing. They got different, different colors. I forget
[12:46] Speaker 3: which color represents which emotion, but they got all different
[12:49] Speaker 3: kind of, so there's yellow. There's like the, the main
[12:52] Speaker 3: guy in the red ring is like this dude named
[12:54] Speaker 3: atrocities or something like that.
[12:56] Speaker 1: Okay.
[12:57] Speaker 3: And so, um, But the parallax thing, because I just
[13:01] Speaker 3: recently watched the animated Green Lantern joint.
[13:05] Speaker 2: On HBO Max.
[13:06] Speaker 1: Okay.
[13:07] Speaker 2: And they had Hal Jordan on there.
[13:09] Speaker 3: It was Jon Stewart. The ring came to Jon Stewart.
[13:11] Speaker 3: Jon Stewart was like, man, I don't want this ring.
[13:13] Speaker 3: So he started working with some of the Justice League
[13:15] Speaker 3: members that were still around. So it was like Green
[13:17] Speaker 3: Arrow and Marshall Manhunter didn't go, but he was in
[13:20] Speaker 3: the episode.
[13:21] Speaker 2: And Hulk Girl.
[13:23] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[13:23] Speaker 2: And they just went on the mission. They found Hal Jordan.
[13:27] Speaker 3: They're like, what happened to you? Yeah, man, you know, Sinestro,
[13:29] Speaker 3: I sent the ring to you so Sinestro wouldn't get it.
[13:33] Speaker 3: And then the plot twist was Hal Jordan was in
[13:35] Speaker 3: on it, and he had Sinestro working for him.
[13:38] Speaker 2: So he was kind of like parallax.
[13:40] Speaker 3: I was just like, oh, shit, because Green Arrow noticed
[13:43] Speaker 3: that Hal Jordan was killing people on the mission. And
[13:46] Speaker 3: Green Arrow was like, yo, Hal, hey, man, you know
[13:48] Speaker 3: what I'm saying? I've been out here a while, man.
[13:50] Speaker 3: He's all fully bearded.
[13:52] Speaker 2: And so.
[13:55] Speaker 3: So from that, like, you know, so I was just
[13:57] Speaker 3: getting acclimated to, like, the.
[13:59] Speaker 1: Deeper lore of Green Lantern. Yeah, yeah.
[14:02] Speaker 3: So since I wasn't that deep in it, I'm coming
[14:04] Speaker 3: in kind of almost fresh.
[14:07] Speaker 1: Yeah, me too.
[14:08] Speaker 3: Because I'm used to Jon Stewart from the Justice League
[14:10] Speaker 3: animated series.
[14:12] Speaker 1: I came in as a fresh baby.
[14:14] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[14:14] Speaker 1: I didn't. When they had to charge the lantern, the
[14:18] Speaker 1: ring had to be charged. I said, you ain't got
[14:22] Speaker 1: no portable charger? What? What you mean you gotta go
[14:24] Speaker 1: hook it back up?
[14:25] Speaker 2: You gotta hook it back up, man.
[14:27] Speaker 1: He left it at home because he almost died because
[14:29] Speaker 1: he didn't have the charge.
[14:30] Speaker 2: You gotta plug it in.
[14:31] Speaker 3: Like, what kind.
[14:32] Speaker 1: Of superpower is this? You ain't got the unlimited minutes?
[14:35] Speaker 3: It's just the ring, man. You know what I'm saying?
[14:37] Speaker 1: You got the keys. You got a darkest night every.
[14:40] Speaker 2: Every time.
[14:41] Speaker 1: Yeah. Because in this episode, I want to get to
[14:43] Speaker 1: this too much. She was like, I'm going to run
[14:44] Speaker 1: that battery down. Then I'm going to kill him. Yeah.
[14:46] Speaker 1: And it was working. Like, she's laser bomb, laser bomb.
[14:50] Speaker 1: He's running out of stuff. Yeah. He strikes the ring,
[14:53] Speaker 1: you know. But let's go back. I want to go back.
[14:55] Speaker 2: Uh-huh.
[14:57] Speaker 1: The lowest rated episode is the best episode. Of course.
[15:00] Speaker 2: Because the racist bigots.
[15:02] Speaker 1: The bigots were like, we don't want to hear a
[15:05] Speaker 1: word about this black backstory, you black bastard. We didn't
[15:09] Speaker 1: want you in here at all.
[15:10] Speaker 2: Right.
[15:10] Speaker 1: We wanted Hal Jordan only. Apparently in the comics, Hal
[15:13] Speaker 1: Jordan had a little racy elements. Somebody was posting clips of, like,
[15:17] Speaker 1: there was race elements in the comic book. Well, well.
[15:20] Speaker 1: How about that? When Jon Stewart, he was like, there
[15:21] Speaker 1: was a black dude like, yo, Hal Jordan, you sold
[15:23] Speaker 1: us out. You helping this person, that person. You don't
[15:25] Speaker 1: help American black people. And he was like. All right, man,
[15:28] Speaker 1: watch out. Basically, paraphrasing. Right, right. So it's like, also,
[15:31] Speaker 1: this is what's frustrating about getting things called, things being
[15:36] Speaker 1: called woke. We have unlimited content of white people of
[15:45] Speaker 1: all shapes, sizes, and colors in Ghost Deep. Right. Sopranos
[15:49] Speaker 1: to my big fat Greek wedding to this. Right. We,
[15:53] Speaker 1: as all the minorities, I'm talking, obviously I'm a black person,
[15:56] Speaker 1: but Asian people, Hispanic people, all the other people, we
[16:02] Speaker 1: never complain. You get one episode, because Jon Stewart, even
[16:07] Speaker 1: the comics were like, this is not a full Jon
[16:09] Speaker 1: Stewart backstory. Right. So the DC people were like, this backstory,
[16:14] Speaker 1: because I watched the behind the scenes of episode three. Yeah.
[16:17] Speaker 1: They were like, this is low key. The first time
[16:19] Speaker 1: anything spent any real time explaining Jon Stewart's backstory. Right.
[16:24] Speaker 1: As a black person in America, it wasn't even super race-based.
[16:28] Speaker 3: It wasn't.
[16:28] Speaker 1: It was just, we going to spend time understanding him.
[16:31] Speaker 1: And people were like, that's enough for me. It's now woke.
[16:33] Speaker 3: I'm not watching it no more.
[16:35] Speaker 1: I'm rating it low. Yeah. As a black person, I
[16:38] Speaker 1: was like, absolutely. There's no way a black father in
[16:42] Speaker 1: America can show no fear. Right. Impossible. It explains why
[16:47] Speaker 1: how Jordan can show no fear. His dad died. He's
[16:50] Speaker 1: got the test pilot thing going. He's lonely. Right. He
[16:53] Speaker 1: has nothing to lose. Even if you have something to lose,
[16:56] Speaker 1: I'm afraid for the loss of my child. Right. Even
[16:58] Speaker 1: if I'm fearless and everything else. Yeah. And then you
[17:01] Speaker 1: have the, like, black excellence and achievement of, like, and
[17:05] Speaker 1: then what that does to his relationship with his brothers. Like,
[17:08] Speaker 1: you missing out on great storytelling because you can't get
[17:11] Speaker 1: past the race element. His mom is the Joe Jackson character.
[17:14] Speaker 1: You think it's the dad. Shout out J. Alphonse Nicholson.
[17:18] Speaker 2: She killed it.
[17:19] Speaker 1: Jasmine Cephas Jones. That's Ron Cephas Jones, baby. Hamilton. Peggy.
[17:25] Speaker 2: I don't know nothing about Hamilton, but yeah.
[17:26] Speaker 1: You're missing out. She plays Peggy in Mariah Reynolds in
[17:30] Speaker 1: the original Broadway cast of Hamilton.
[17:32] Speaker 2: Okay.
[17:32] Speaker 1: She's fantastic.
[17:33] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[17:35] Speaker 1: But his parents were like, the other two kids, you're done. Yeah.
[17:39] Speaker 1: We're focusing on John.
[17:41] Speaker 2: Y'all just do whatever y'all want. We don't focus on
[17:42] Speaker 2: this boy right here.
[17:43] Speaker 1: We're shooting apples off top of John Stewart's head as
[17:47] Speaker 1: a seven-year-old baby.
[17:48] Speaker 2: How come there was never no bullet hole past the apple?
[17:53] Speaker 1: You know what? That's a great point.
[17:55] Speaker 3: They would shoot the apple off right in front of
[17:57] Speaker 3: the garage.
[17:58] Speaker 1: Same spot. Year after year. Hey, man.
[18:04] Speaker 2: Random gunshot.
[18:06] Speaker 1: It's mad. And nobody looking out the window. What neighborhood
[18:08] Speaker 1: they live in? Random city in America. They just like, yeah,
[18:11] Speaker 1: you know, the blacks over there shooting apples again. When
[18:14] Speaker 1: that little boy was like, I'm ready to shoot now.
[18:16] Speaker 1: She was like, let me call your father. He was like, no.
[18:18] Speaker 2: I love that part.
[18:19] Speaker 1: You.
[18:19] Speaker 3: Because she was loving it when Pops was up there
[18:21] Speaker 3: on the chopping block. Now he was like, no, I'm
[18:24] Speaker 3: ready now to go get your father. She was all nervous.
[18:29] Speaker 1: And I don't like hamburgers. He likes cheeseburgers.
[18:35] Speaker 2: I love the fact that he's vegan.
[18:37] Speaker 1: He's vegan with the full-on muscles. I love it.
[18:40] Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah.
[18:42] Speaker 1: Vegan with the full-on muscles. I love that whole scene
[18:45] Speaker 1: when they gave him the, when they explained why he
[18:48] Speaker 1: got discharged. And it was Hal Jordan's fault, but he
[18:53] Speaker 1: didn't know. But showing the lengths that Jon Stewart would
[18:57] Speaker 1: go to.
[18:57] Speaker 2: Man, he was out there for months.
[18:59] Speaker 1: Nine months, Tone, eating bugs and grass. He's out there.
[19:03] Speaker 1: Doing push-ups. And when he finally has the shot, here
[19:07] Speaker 1: comes freaking Hal mother effing Jordan. Coming in to save
[19:12] Speaker 1: the day, blowing everything up. Yeah. Flies back off, and
[19:16] Speaker 1: Jon Stewart loses the military career. Yeah. The hell you mean?
[19:21] Speaker 3: Just dips right off smooth. I'd be so pissed if
[19:24] Speaker 3: Jon handled it. And you get dishonorably discharged.
[19:26] Speaker 1: Come on, man. And you get dishonorably discharged.
[19:29] Speaker 2: Come on, dog.
[19:31] Speaker 1: How freaking Jordan is a dick?
[19:33] Speaker 3: He's just a loose cannon, man.
[19:36] Speaker 1: Lord. Which is rigs. Big rigs.
[19:39] Speaker 2: Big rigs.
[19:39] Speaker 1: But that scene... Episode title, I mean, that episode's called OutKast. Yeah.
[19:44] Speaker 1: They got OutKast playing. Yeah. They saying nigga in the
[19:48] Speaker 1: DC universe.
[19:50] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[19:50] Speaker 1: Canon. And it feels right.
[19:53] Speaker 2: It just feel right, man.
[19:55] Speaker 1: Because you got Vanessa Baden-Kelly. From Gullah Gullah Island, Kenan
[20:00] Speaker 1: and Kel's sister is one of the EPs. She wrote
[20:04] Speaker 1: that episode. You get black people in there to tell
[20:06] Speaker 1: black stories, they know how to make nigga feel right.
[20:09] Speaker 1: They don't even know out there.
[20:11] Speaker 3: The seasoning just felt right.
[20:13] Speaker 2: The seasoning just felt right. I was like, this episode
[20:17] Speaker 2: feels right. Oh, my.
[20:18] Speaker 1: It was one of my favorite episodes of TV. As
[20:20] Speaker 1: a black person, I'm like, man, black DC? Shout out
[20:23] Speaker 1: James Gunn. Yeah. Because I thought nothing would come close
[20:27] Speaker 1: to Penguin. Penguin was elite.
[20:30] Speaker 2: Penguin was excellent.
[20:31] Speaker 1: Penguin was excellent. Now, Lanterns is up there. It ain't
[20:35] Speaker 1: caught Penguin yet. And probably only because Colin Farrell as Penguin,
[20:41] Speaker 1: he's just, he's operating on another stratosphere as an actor.
[20:44] Speaker 1: Penguin was excellent.
[20:45] Speaker 2: But this is right up there with it.
[20:47] Speaker 1: But this is what I love about both those shows.
[20:49] Speaker 1: They are very grounded. Yes. Superhero shows that are like,
[20:52] Speaker 1: that's what I like about Spider-Man. He's not Avengers level threat.
[20:56] Speaker 1: We're not talking about Earth existential crisis, the Scovia Accords,
[21:00] Speaker 1: we're picking up towns. I got to find this one
[21:03] Speaker 1: alien manhunter before this Anton dude. So Anton's another alien?
[21:09] Speaker 2: Anton is, which one's Anton?
[21:11] Speaker 1: That's the dude from The Wire. He was like, you
[21:13] Speaker 1: got three days to find the lantern.
[21:15] Speaker 2: As far as I knew, he was an alien.
[21:17] Speaker 1: So is he taking the form of a human as well?
[21:19] Speaker 1: Because all them other dudes, they look like they were
[21:21] Speaker 1: on some robot stuff. Right. Where it's suicide bomber, kamikaze
[21:25] Speaker 1: type stuff.
[21:26] Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll do this. Boom.
[21:27] Speaker 1: I assumed he was an alien. But was he the
[21:30] Speaker 1: Manhunter's baby father? Because he was asking the Manhunter, we
[21:34] Speaker 1: had kids together. Remember when he was talking to Will
[21:36] Speaker 1: Macon and he was speaking a different language?
[21:38] Speaker 2: You think Anton's the baby father?
[21:41] Speaker 1: He seemed like he asked if we had kids together.
[21:43] Speaker 1: Because remember he was like, it's not like you to
[21:46] Speaker 1: take the form of the elite. Like they didn't have kids,
[21:51] Speaker 1: but I'm saying, I'm saying baby father is a joke.
[21:53] Speaker 2: Oh, okay, gotcha.
[21:53] Speaker 1: But like they were in a relationship, him with the Manhunter. Yeah.
[21:56] Speaker 1: But I don't know what kind of, I don't know
[21:58] Speaker 1: what a Manhunter was prior, I honestly don't really know
[22:01] Speaker 1: what a Manhunter is.
[22:03] Speaker 3: When they first said Manhunter, I was thinking Martian Manhunter.
[22:05] Speaker 3: I was like, oh shit, the Martian Manhunter gonna show up.
[22:08] Speaker 3: But then it was something else.
[22:09] Speaker 1: I was just like, oh, all right. What is the Manhunter?
[22:12] Speaker 1: What up, y'all? It's your boy Kevin on stage. I
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[23:42] Speaker 3: I don't know.
[23:44] Speaker 1: I thought I was alone. I didn't want to say it.
[23:46] Speaker 1: I thought it was very obvious.
[23:48] Speaker 3: I didn't know, because the whole time, any time they
[23:50] Speaker 3: were talking Manhunter stuff, I was like, Martian Manhunter. I
[23:52] Speaker 3: just wanted it to be Martian Manhunter. But I was
[23:55] Speaker 3: just like, oh, it's something else. And I was still
[23:58] Speaker 3: on the ropes. So the Guardians created the Manhunters. Yeah,
[24:11] Speaker 3: that part I got.
[24:12] Speaker 1: But why? They were created by the Guardians to fight
[24:19] Speaker 1: against evil, Patreon saying.
[24:21] Speaker 3: So then the Lanterns are the replacement Guardians?
[24:25] Speaker 1: Maybe. Okay, so somebody on Patreon says, Manhunters are robots
[24:32] Speaker 1: that the Guardians created before the Lantern Corps. Manhunters went
[24:35] Speaker 1: all police brutality, so the Guardians tried to kill them.
[24:37] Speaker 1: I got that part where they're like, everybody died but one,
[24:40] Speaker 1: so they went full Blue Lives Matter.
[24:43] Speaker 2: Got you, okay.
[24:45] Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, spoilers. That should be obvious, I'm sorry.
[24:49] Speaker 2: The Lanners replaced the Guardians.
[24:52] Speaker 1: The Lanners replaced the Manhunters?
[24:54] Speaker 2: Yes, the Lanners replaced the Manhunters.
[24:57] Speaker 1: They were like, we went too far with these guys.
[25:00] Speaker 2: We need a different.
[25:00] Speaker 1: We need to pull back.
[25:01] Speaker 3: We need some actual sentient beings to come in here
[25:05] Speaker 3: and just.
[25:07] Speaker 1: So the Manhunters AI, basically. Pretty much.
[25:10] Speaker 3: They're just like, yo, these robots is getting out of hand.
[25:13] Speaker 1: Got you. Now... The Guardians, are they like that tribunal
[25:21] Speaker 1: in X-Men where it was like Mr., when Jim was- Oh.
[25:24] Speaker 2: You talking about the living tribunal?
[25:26] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[25:26] Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
[25:27] Speaker 1: When it was like John Krasinski, it was like all them- Oh, you.
[25:31] Speaker 2: Talking about the Illuminati. That's their name.
[25:36] Speaker 1: Oh, it is? Really?
[25:37] Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
[25:37] Speaker 1: Oh, I thought you were being funny.
[25:38] Speaker 2: That was in Doctor Strange 2?
[25:40] Speaker 3: Yeah. That's the Illuminati.
[25:41] Speaker 1: When the mouth person got closed?
[25:44] Speaker 3: In the comic books, it was like Doctor Strange and
[25:46] Speaker 3: Tony Stark. It was just like.
[25:48] Speaker 2: The Guardians are more.
[25:49] Speaker 1: I.
[25:53] Speaker 3: Would say they're more powerful than them kind of, sort of.
[25:59] Speaker 3: They remind me of the Watchers, but they be doing
[26:01] Speaker 3: more than watch because they be out here doing stuff
[26:03] Speaker 3: and creating beings to do certain things. But I wouldn't
[26:07] Speaker 3: say they would like the Illuminati though.
[26:10] Speaker 1: So they're like peacekeeping.
[26:14] Speaker 2: But I'm like, who are they guarding? Let me look
[26:19] Speaker 2: up who.
[26:20] Speaker 1: Because the guardians were, the Landry's report to the guardians
[26:22] Speaker 1: the same way the Manhunters did. Right.
[26:29] Speaker 2: The Guardians of Green Lantern.
[26:31] Speaker 1: Okay, CT6985 said, Guardians are the oldest beings in the universe.
[26:48] Speaker 3: Ancient immortal founders and leaders of the Green Lantern Corps
[26:51] Speaker 3: operating from their headquarters on the planet O at the
[26:55] Speaker 3: center of the cosmos.
[26:59] Speaker 1: That's the planet Hal Jordan was talking about once he
[27:01] Speaker 1: catches the Manhunter. He's like, I'm about to be on
[27:03] Speaker 1: the planet O before y'all even find me.
[27:04] Speaker 2: It's like, man, he get there that quick?
[27:10] Speaker 3: And the Manhunters, with their first attempt at a galactic
[27:13] Speaker 3: police force, was an android race called the Manhunters, which
[27:16] Speaker 3: ultimately malfunctioned and slaughtered trillions in the Forgotten Zone.
[27:20] Speaker 1: Oh, God. Hey, man, I feel so out of my depth.
[27:25] Speaker 1: But this is actually part of the reason why I
[27:26] Speaker 1: like this show.
[27:27] Speaker 2: It's great, though.
[27:28] Speaker 1: Because I'm like, I don't know all the behind the scenes.
[27:31] Speaker 1: And it's a good show's responsibility is to say, for example,
[27:36] Speaker 1: I like comic books. I like superhero stuff. I know nothing.
[27:38] Speaker 1: And I don't remember nothing about Ryan Reynolds. So I'm
[27:40] Speaker 1: literally like, I'm going to check this out. I like
[27:44] Speaker 1: Aaron Pierre. I like Kyle Chandler. I like DC. James
[27:48] Speaker 1: Gunn been doing some good stuff. Let me check out
[27:50] Speaker 1: episode one.
[27:51] Speaker 2: I'm in.
[27:51] Speaker 1: Yeah. And you also don't have to know everything about
[27:54] Speaker 1: everything to enjoy the show. Right. Right? Manhunter bad. Got
[27:59] Speaker 1: to find him in three days or you're dead. Yeah. Well,
[28:03] Speaker 1: you don't need to know much more than that. Right.
[28:05] Speaker 1: I need to, okay, who is it? I love a
[28:07] Speaker 1: good whodunit. Right. Right? Obviously, they point to Will Macon
[28:10] Speaker 1: and I'm like, I didn't catch that it was Zoey
[28:14] Speaker 1: right away. But as they explained it more, I was like, Oh, yeah,
[28:20] Speaker 1: she's the only one that makes sense. Yeah. Because he
[28:23] Speaker 1: was always a front man. We just didn't know who
[28:25] Speaker 1: it was for. But she, as the Manhunter, is very unassuming. Yeah.
[28:28] Speaker 1: You think with that power, it's this big boss coming
[28:32] Speaker 1: in big, strong, and it's the most unassuming. I assume
[28:37] Speaker 1: she's an Indian woman.
[28:38] Speaker 3: That's why I wasn't sure what ethnicity was.
[28:43] Speaker 1: Yeah. I'm not familiar with this actress.
[28:46] Speaker 3: So....
[28:50] Speaker 1: So she's sneaking by, right? He's like, well, you helped
[28:54] Speaker 1: me and all this type of stuff. So I'm like,
[28:56] Speaker 1: I thought it was a secret person we hadn't heard,
[28:57] Speaker 1: and he was just hiding that person. Right. Come to
[29:00] Speaker 1: find out, it's Granny with the fire coochie the whole time.
[29:03] Speaker 1: The Manhunter coochie go crazy, Tone.
[29:07] Speaker 3: I mean, you know, the android coochie, man.
[29:09] Speaker 1: Android coochie is intergalactically designed for maximum pleasure. How many
[29:15] Speaker 1: pumps can you last in the Manhunter coochie? Like, how long?
[29:21] Speaker 3: She was born in the Mediterranean, but grew up in Ireland, Argentina, Pakistan,
[29:25] Speaker 3: and Brazil.
[29:26] Speaker 1: What's her name?
[29:27] Speaker 3: Her name is Purna Jaganathan.
[29:33] Speaker 1: Oh, so that sounds like an Indian name. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
[29:37] Speaker 1: Android Pum Pum. Pum Pum. Android Pum Pum. Pum Pum. So, yeah.
[29:48] Speaker 1: So we get to this episode. Wait, let me back up.
[29:51] Speaker 1: Episode four. The moment that Hal Jordan played, and this
[29:58] Speaker 1: is what I like about this too, this show. Jon
[30:02] Speaker 1: Stewart is all rule following, brute. He's smart, but he's
[30:09] Speaker 1: not experienced yet. So he doesn't realize that how Jordan
[30:14] Speaker 1: is playing him with the Hector decoy guy. I didn't
[30:19] Speaker 1: realize it either. When he's like, let his family die. Yeah.
[30:22] Speaker 1: And he's seeing how he reacted to Zoe's death.
[30:25] Speaker 2: Right.
[30:26] Speaker 1: And then how he reacts. Because he's like, maybe he
[30:27] Speaker 1: just don't react. Yeah.
[30:28] Speaker 3: Right?
[30:29] Speaker 1: Like, you are kind of a, we've been friends for
[30:31] Speaker 1: a long time. I've never seen you lose your cool completely. Right.
[30:35] Speaker 1: But if we were just friends, and I'm like, oh,
[30:36] Speaker 1: he didn't trip about this at all. This is like
[30:38] Speaker 1: his girlfriend. He's kind of calm. Yeah. But then his parents,
[30:41] Speaker 1: he's like.
[30:41] Speaker 2: That's when he turned it up in the British accent.
[30:43] Speaker 1: Speak up!
[30:45] Speaker 2: That's when the British accent kicked in.
[30:46] Speaker 1: Bro, that British accent was like.
[30:47] Speaker 3: He came back again on the latest episode.
[30:49] Speaker 1: He came back last night.
[30:50] Speaker 2: Whenever he got the yelling anger, that British going British.
[30:53] Speaker 1: That British is like, I'm coming beans toast. God save
[30:57] Speaker 1: the king. There's nothing your training can do. Beans toast, man. Him,
[31:03] Speaker 1: Idris Elba, the dude who plays McNulty, that scream is
[31:07] Speaker 1: going to sell you out every time.
[31:09] Speaker 2: Every time, dog.
[31:11] Speaker 1: Speak up! It was so, he can't help it. Yeah.
[31:17] Speaker 1: And he's not alone.
[31:19] Speaker 3: No. It be coming out, man.
[31:23] Speaker 1: That scream gonna sell you out.
[31:25] Speaker 2: When they yell, it be coming out.
[31:27] Speaker 3: Hold on, man. Hold tight, dog.
[31:31] Speaker 1: God save the king, yeah? Speak up! Oh, the F-U's
[31:39] Speaker 1: was big British. When he was cussing last night, I said.
[31:42] Speaker 3: Come on.
[31:43] Speaker 1: It was big British last night. Fuck you, bro.
[31:47] Speaker 3: I got the feed.
[31:49] Speaker 1: The feed.
[31:50] Speaker 2: He was in that burning car. They did him so dirty.
[31:55] Speaker 1: The Mad Hunter was like, no, I can't even blackmail
[31:58] Speaker 1: you good until you burn alive.
[32:00] Speaker 3: That's crazy, dog.
[32:01] Speaker 1: She kind of like phased through the car. Was like,
[32:03] Speaker 1: did she get out? Or did she just phase through
[32:05] Speaker 1: the car? He saw her. He's like, yo.
[32:08] Speaker 3: Get me out of here.
[32:09] Speaker 2: He had to cook, dog.
[32:10] Speaker 1: Bro, he was like a hot link. When he came
[32:14] Speaker 1: through all.
[32:15] Speaker 3: He was charred on the cookout. You know them cookout
[32:18] Speaker 3: dogs be cooked. He was perfect.
[32:22] Speaker 1: I said, oh, they threw him on the grill. You
[32:24] Speaker 1: just need a little straight line of mustard. He's ready
[32:27] Speaker 1: to go.
[32:28] Speaker 3: Full body grilling, dog.
[32:29] Speaker 2: Head to toe grilled up.
[32:32] Speaker 1: Meat scarred up. Everything.
[32:34] Speaker 3: Lips chapped.
[32:35] Speaker 1: Lips chapped. Bro, he got a new set. When they
[32:39] Speaker 1: took the bandage off, I said, oh, he was in
[32:41] Speaker 1: that makeup chair for 10 hours. He was cooked. He
[32:44] Speaker 1: was like, I can't feel anything. She was like, don't
[32:46] Speaker 1: you worry. Blood in your eye. Yeah. Just make sure
[32:50] Speaker 1: you protect me.
[32:52] Speaker 2: He protected her.
[32:53] Speaker 1: He shot her in the head after that. I got you, man.
[32:58] Speaker 2: Thanks for the new skin and the new lease on life.
[33:05] Speaker 2: I appreciate it.
[33:05] Speaker 3: Thank you for the coochie, new skin, new lease on life.
[33:11] Speaker 2: Don't know what I'd do without you.
[33:14] Speaker 1: Looked in here, had one tear. The coochie was the
[33:17] Speaker 1: best in all the galaxies. She had a smile going,
[33:24] Speaker 1: I ain't never had sex in a car like that, boy.
[33:26] Speaker 1: That coochie go crazy. Can you imagine having to kill
[33:30] Speaker 1: your best sex?
[33:32] Speaker 2: Best sex, man.
[33:33] Speaker 1: You had to murder alien coochie?
[33:35] Speaker 3: Man, that coochie was good.
[33:36] Speaker 1: You didn't even tell your boys, man. I had alien coochie, man.
[33:39] Speaker 3: And you know it's going to be like a slight
[33:44] Speaker 3: delay given the distance.
[33:45] Speaker 2: Oh, for sure.
[33:51] Speaker 3: He went over there quick. He had to run over there.
[33:53] Speaker 1: Yes. Yes.
[33:55] Speaker 3: He tore ass out of there after he won the fight.
[34:00] Speaker 3: He disappeared into the smoke. Barefoot.
[34:04] Speaker 1: She was all, Hal Jordan, you're going to die. I
[34:08] Speaker 1: don't know why he left you alive. Bait.
[34:11] Speaker 2: You're bait.
[34:11] Speaker 1: She was like, hold on. Me?
[34:14] Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
[34:15] Speaker 1: Hal Jordan's all bloody. Yeah, I think you're bait. No.
[34:20] Speaker 1: I couldn't be bait.
[34:21] Speaker 3: Let me turn around and not even roll. Stop, drop,
[34:24] Speaker 3: and roll. Here I am, y'all. Who out there?
[34:29] Speaker 1: It was not me.
[34:31] Speaker 3: If you say I'm bait, I'm immediately going to stop, drop,
[34:35] Speaker 3: and roll. I'm not just going to turn around still
[34:38] Speaker 3: in my same location. Wait, I'm bait?
[34:41] Speaker 1: What do you mean? Let me walk out into the open. Now,
[34:48] Speaker 1: let me leave the room. and walk out into the open.
[34:52] Speaker 3: So I'm bait? What you mean? You can't tell me
[35:04] Speaker 3: I'm bait and I'ma just stand out in the open
[35:06] Speaker 3: like that. Wait, I'm bait?
[35:09] Speaker 2: I'm rolling all throughout that hotel. Y'all just panicking.
[35:13] Speaker 3: What are you doing? I'm staying active. I'm staying hard
[35:17] Speaker 3: to hit.
[35:18] Speaker 1: Oh, snap. That was so great, man. And I love, hey,
[35:24] Speaker 1: this dude, Jon Stewart went through his whole life wanting
[35:28] Speaker 1: to be the Green Lantern, trained his whole life. The
[35:33] Speaker 1: Guardians tell him to steal the ring. He's like, nah,
[35:35] Speaker 1: I'm not cool with that. I don't feel y'all. Had
[35:38] Speaker 1: to kill his best eater, took the ring off, turned
[35:42] Speaker 1: it into the librarian. He was like, man, I don't
[35:45] Speaker 1: want to work at this job. Yeah. Laura Linney was like.
[35:48] Speaker 3: What you talking about?
[35:49] Speaker 2: Fuck this job.
[35:52] Speaker 1: Fuck this job.
[35:54] Speaker 2: It ain't worth it, man.
[35:56] Speaker 1: This job sucks. I don't even think he liked the job.
[35:59] Speaker 3: You ever get a job you really wanted for a
[36:02] Speaker 3: long time, then you get in there, you just be like,
[36:04] Speaker 3: that would be at Best Buy.
[36:06] Speaker 1: Best Buy?
[36:07] Speaker 2: I wanted to work at Best Buy so bad.
[36:09] Speaker 1: Why?
[36:10] Speaker 3: Then when I got up in there, I was just like,
[36:12] Speaker 3: I put my ring on the cash register.
[36:16] Speaker 1: What was it about Best Buy that you didn't like?
[36:18] Speaker 3: I figured like, you know what I'm saying? Man, I
[36:20] Speaker 3: love movies and music, man. People are going to be
[36:22] Speaker 3: asking me questions. Where can I find this album? I
[36:25] Speaker 3: know exactly what you're talking about, man. Wyclef Jean right here.
[36:29] Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying? And then when I first
[36:31] Speaker 3: started working there, they had me in digital imaging. So
[36:35] Speaker 3: I was in the camera department. I was just like, man,
[36:38] Speaker 3: you get this with the megapixels. And I kept looking
[36:43] Speaker 3: over there in the media departments where I wanted to be.
[36:45] Speaker 3: I'd be looking over the aisles like, man, I want
[36:47] Speaker 3: to be over there selling CDs.
[36:49] Speaker 1: I want to be where the CDs are. Yeah. Talking
[36:52] Speaker 1: to movies and video games only.
[36:54] Speaker 2: They got me over here talking cameras.
[36:56] Speaker 3: You know, the Polaroid.
[36:57] Speaker 2: That was dead inside.
[37:00] Speaker 3: I was like, man.
[37:03] Speaker 1: Can you imagine walking in and asking Tony Baker a
[37:06] Speaker 1: question and he don't want to be at that job? Man,
[37:08] Speaker 1: watch out, man. Polaroid.
[37:10] Speaker 3: So you're looking for cameras, huh? The fuck you taking
[37:13] Speaker 3: pictures of? All right, let's see, man. All right, so
[37:17] Speaker 3: we got the Panasonic.
[37:21] Speaker 2: Just look at it, look at it.
[37:23] Speaker 1: What it look like?
[37:25] Speaker 2: You like that? Well, then get it. If you like it, shit.
[37:29] Speaker 2: What's up with them? Oh, memory, huh?
[37:32] Speaker 3: You don't have a bunch of... Got the memory cards
[37:34] Speaker 3: over here.
[37:36] Speaker 1: You see people over at the media party laughing and stuff?
[37:40] Speaker 3: I love this movie. I'd be over there. I'd be
[37:43] Speaker 3: moonlighting in the media department. I'd be like, because some people.
[37:48] Speaker 2: Would roll up.
[37:48] Speaker 3: I was looking for this one.
[37:49] Speaker 1: Oh, oh. Yeah.
[37:50] Speaker 3: Looking for this one movie? Yeah, we got that. Just
[37:52] Speaker 3: came out on DVD.
[37:54] Speaker 1: Come over to the counter.
[37:55] Speaker 2: The media person walked. I got it from here. No, man,
[37:57] Speaker 2: watch out. You should have been around when they needed you.
[38:00] Speaker 1: Can we get Tony back to digital imaging, please? Tony
[38:03] Speaker 1: back to digital imaging. Oh, my God. I come over here, why?
[38:10] Speaker 3: You know, pretty soon all the cameras going to be
[38:12] Speaker 3: on the phone anyway. Just take pictures on your phone.
[38:16] Speaker 3: Let me go over here and help them find Baby
[38:18] Speaker 3: Boy on DVD.
[38:19] Speaker 1: That was me at Boy, man. When I got fired
[38:23] Speaker 1: from the bank, I was like, I'll never put my
[38:25] Speaker 1: family in this position again. I can't do this, man.
[38:28] Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Liz Boyz. I let you down. I was
[38:31] Speaker 1: on unemployment, man. Let me get a job. I got
[38:34] Speaker 1: that boy in jail. I was like, yes, man. I'm
[38:36] Speaker 1: going to be a family man. I sat there on
[38:37] Speaker 1: the first day. I was like, but what about my dreams?
[38:43] Speaker 1: I can't do this all day. Y'all want me to
[38:45] Speaker 1: do airplane stuff?
[38:47] Speaker 2: You left a wing on the table. I'm out, y'all.
[38:53] Speaker 1: I remember I got written up because I was falling
[38:54] Speaker 1: asleep in the meeting. Oh, man. I was just like,
[38:56] Speaker 1: what's happening? I was like, it's just, man, it's my dreams.
[38:59] Speaker 3: You was falling asleep in the meeting. I couldn't take it.
[39:02] Speaker 1: You know what a Boeing meeting is like?
[39:05] Speaker 2: I can't imagine.
[39:07] Speaker 3: I'm going in there with a pillow and a blanket.
[39:09] Speaker 1: Oh, my God. At a job you don't want to be.
[39:11] Speaker 1: You're dreaming of moving to L.A. You're watching comedians on YouTube.
[39:15] Speaker 1: You get in a meeting. So we're going to have
[39:17] Speaker 1: a new set of 737 wings. We've got the max
[39:20] Speaker 1: drag net coming down on the max program. Now, what
[39:24] Speaker 1: we want to do now, we've got the on-time shipping.
[39:27] Speaker 1: So you make sure you enter the coordinates on your
[39:29] Speaker 1: flow chart. and if your wings come in two days late,
[39:32] Speaker 1: make sure you add two extra hours for the flowchart
[39:34] Speaker 1: to go in. That's going to come Thursday around 1600.
[39:37] Speaker 1: Make sure you change that to Friday around 1900. checking
[39:42] Speaker 1: in on this holiday season. I was just like, man,
[39:45] Speaker 1: Charlie Brown's mom. And these people were in the meeting.
[39:50] Speaker 1: So Tom, what do you think about the parts coming
[39:52] Speaker 1: in when you come in on 16 coordinates? Glad you
[39:55] Speaker 1: asked that, Sally. So if you come in 16 coordinates late,
[39:59] Speaker 1: that's going to delay about two, four hours. It's going
[40:01] Speaker 1: to ship and channel. And Champagne, Illinois is coming in
[40:05] Speaker 1: over through Italy.
[40:06] Speaker 3: Champagne, Illinois sucks.
[40:09] Speaker 1: I was like, what? Champaign, Illinois, man. What the hell
[40:12] Speaker 1: y'all talking about? I want to be a comedian. I
[40:15] Speaker 1: want to move to Los Angeles.
[40:18] Speaker 3: Oh, snap, boy. I'd have been a skeleton by the
[40:21] Speaker 3: time that meeting was over.
[40:23] Speaker 2: I would have been a corpse.
[40:25] Speaker 1: I was trying to write movies in the Boeing notebook.
[40:29] Speaker 1: I was in there listening. I was like, interior, house, day.
[40:32] Speaker 1: Kevin dreams of making it in Hollywood. Kevin, you got that? Yes.
[40:37] Speaker 2: Interior, meeting.
[40:39] Speaker 3: Kevin's bored out of his mind trying to make it
[40:42] Speaker 3: through to the next moment.
[40:44] Speaker 1: Oh, my God. This was like, Kevin, you can't lose
[40:46] Speaker 1: this job. I was like, I won't. I won't. I won't.
[40:48] Speaker 1: I won't be good. I won't be good. I'd rather
[40:51] Speaker 1: go into work. Man, I started my day at I
[40:54] Speaker 1: went in my desk at 4.45.
[40:56] Speaker 3: In the morning?
[40:56] Speaker 1: Yes.
[40:57] Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
[40:57] Speaker 1: Just so I could. I'm out. Because I was like,
[40:59] Speaker 1: nobody's going to come until like 7.38. I don't even
[41:02] Speaker 1: have to fake work until then. So once I come in,
[41:05] Speaker 1: I got to fake work. I got to fake Excel
[41:07] Speaker 1: spreadsheet up. And I got YouTube going with the privacy screen.
[41:11] Speaker 1: But those two and a half hours when I didn't
[41:12] Speaker 1: have to fake, oh, my God. I wanted to cry like, Liz, please.
[41:17] Speaker 3: Please.
[41:19] Speaker 1: This is when Lissa was selling weed for a little bit.
[41:21] Speaker 1: We were running selling.
[41:22] Speaker 3: Wait, what?
[41:23] Speaker 1: Yeah, Lissa had a weave selling business. She was selling.
[41:26] Speaker 2: Oh, weave. I thought you said weed.
[41:29] Speaker 1: No, no, no, weed.
[41:29] Speaker 3: Oh, shit.
[41:30] Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, Lissa used to sell little weed. I was like, what? No, no,
[41:33] Speaker 1: she sold bundles for a little bit. Oh, gotcha. but
[41:36] Speaker 1: it's a tough business to crack. People will buy the
[41:38] Speaker 1: bundles and then just report the charges fraud every time.
[41:43] Speaker 1: We was just like, yo, we can't make, we gotta
[41:47] Speaker 1: stop the fraud. And they were like, eight bundles. I
[41:50] Speaker 1: was meeting women in the parking lot Best buys and fries.
[41:55] Speaker 1: Here's six bundles. All right, here's 800. There's a lot
[41:58] Speaker 1: of money in bundles, by the way.
[41:59] Speaker 3: Yeah, dang.
[42:00] Speaker 1: Like, we barely broke even. We had to get out
[42:02] Speaker 1: of the bundle business, man. Too many people replaced the charges.
[42:05] Speaker 1: It was crazy.
[42:06] Speaker 2: Y'all was at Boeing and doing the bundles.
[42:08] Speaker 1: We was selling bundles on the low. We was at
[42:11] Speaker 1: Boeing and bundles. That was the Kevin List story, Boeing
[42:14] Speaker 1: and bundles. I would deliver bundles in Renton on my
[42:17] Speaker 1: lunch break. I went, oh, yeah, we got a customer
[42:20] Speaker 1: in Seattle telling to meet me at the Target over in,
[42:23] Speaker 1: Target was okay, meet me at the Target in Renton
[42:25] Speaker 1: in the parking lot, 230, six bundles. All right, you
[42:29] Speaker 1: got the cash? Because we were going to cash only
[42:31] Speaker 1: because the debit card chargebacks, it was killing our business.
[42:35] Speaker 1: Cash only. Yeah, it was crazy.
[42:37] Speaker 2: That sounded like a drug dealer for sure.
[42:39] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[42:40] Speaker 2: Y'all was looking around.
[42:41] Speaker 3: Got the cash.
[42:43] Speaker 1: Serious.
[42:44] Speaker 2: No smiling, no customer. You got the cash. Lay it
[42:48] Speaker 2: down right there.
[42:50] Speaker 3: Your bundle's in that shopping cart in the Target.
[42:54] Speaker 1: Oh my God. But yeah, all right, let's go back
[42:58] Speaker 1: to Lanterns. So my question to you is this now, Tone.
[43:01] Speaker 1: Me and Josh were talking about this before you came.
[43:03] Speaker 2: Oh, y'all was talking before I got here.
[43:05] Speaker 1: Talking before you came. You were late. At the beginning,
[43:09] Speaker 1: he's got to finally actually back up. Hal Jordan is
[43:13] Speaker 1: dead in episode one in the present time. Yeah. But
[43:16] Speaker 1: we know that's 2026. Right. And we go back to 2016.
[43:20] Speaker 1: So something's wrong in Rushville. Hal Jordan's got to find
[43:23] Speaker 1: the alien first. Alien leads to the Manhunter. And the
[43:28] Speaker 1: whole thing is when is John going to get the
[43:30] Speaker 1: ring from Hal? Yeah. By the end of episode five.
[43:33] Speaker 1: Manhunter is dead. Anton is dispatched. He exploded. I don't
[43:38] Speaker 1: know if he died. He went into the thing, but
[43:40] Speaker 1: we know lanterns don't kill.
[43:41] Speaker 2: But he is out of... Something happened.
[43:43] Speaker 1: Something happened. Yeah. And John took the ring off of
[43:47] Speaker 1: Hal Jordan and turned it in.
[43:48] Speaker 2: Turned it in.
[43:49] Speaker 1: And now we have three episodes left. Me and List
[43:51] Speaker 1: were talking about it last night. I was like, I
[43:53] Speaker 1: don't even know what episode six can be. Yeah. Because what...
[43:58] Speaker 1: There's nothing else introduced.
[43:59] Speaker 3: Since they've been doing time jumps, it could be time
[44:02] Speaker 3: jump stuff. We could go into the now.
[44:06] Speaker 1: It could be time jump stuff. We could go into
[44:08] Speaker 1: the most current. Yep. Yep.
[44:11] Speaker 2: Him trying to figure out what happened. But do you
[44:13] Speaker 2: think they.
[44:13] Speaker 1: Would do that with just three episodes left to go?
[44:16] Speaker 2: Because there's going to be eight episodes for sure? I
[44:18] Speaker 2: looked it up.
[44:19] Speaker 1: Last night because I was like, it goes through October.
[44:22] Speaker 1: I was like, what?
[44:23] Speaker 2: They got nine episodes listed on IMDb.
[44:25] Speaker 1: Oh, do they? I looked them up. Oh.
[44:30] Speaker 2: Because it says, if you look at the two leads,
[44:34] Speaker 2: it says nine episodes.
[44:37] Speaker 1: Of John and Hal? Yeah.
[44:40] Speaker 2: Yeah, because I just looked and it said nine. I
[44:42] Speaker 2: was like, wait a minute.
[44:42] Speaker 1: Okay, yeah. My thing, when I looked up last night,
[44:44] Speaker 1: it said season finale's on October 4th. But I didn't
[44:47] Speaker 1: look on IMDb. Sometimes IMDb has.
[44:49] Speaker 2: Unless they're charging it to another season.
[44:53] Speaker 1: Season one. I mean, episode one of season two.
[44:55] Speaker 2: Yeah, because it says 27.
[44:57] Speaker 1: Because they were saying that Nicole Irie Parker was his mom.
[45:00] Speaker 1: And I was like, she hasn't been his mom when
[45:02] Speaker 1: I was looking it up. Nicole Irie Parker is Jasmine?
[45:05] Speaker 1: And Jasmine, I was like, that's not Nicole Irie Parker.
[45:07] Speaker 1: But when I was looking it up, it had that
[45:09] Speaker 1: a couple times. Oh, no. IMDb only has eight now, Tone.
[45:12] Speaker 2: Oh, did they change it?
[45:13] Speaker 3: Because look.
[45:17] Speaker 1: Oh, season two. I see. I didn't see that. Oh, yeah. Oh, okay.
[45:21] Speaker 2: So they already got renewed.
[45:26] Speaker 1: Oh, even if they didn't, I feel like they have to.
[45:32] Speaker 1: They have to get renewed for season two. Oh.
[45:35] Speaker 3: Well, I don't know, man.
[45:36] Speaker 2: I don't trust these.
[45:37] Speaker 3: Now, that's true.
[45:40] Speaker 2: But it's good to see that on IMDb, it looks
[45:42] Speaker 2: like the renewal is official.
[45:44] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[45:44] Speaker 2: If they already bleeding into 2027.
[45:46] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[45:47] Speaker 3: Because I know, and this probably saved James Gunn a
[45:54] Speaker 3: little bit over there.
[45:56] Speaker 1: When did he take over?
[45:57] Speaker 3: He took over. Superman was his first.
[46:01] Speaker 1: David Cornswain.
[46:02] Speaker 2: Superman, and he was doing the Peacemaker as well, I believe.
[46:04] Speaker 1: So I heard Peacemaker.
[46:05] Speaker 3: No, he came in with the Suicide Squad redo. Then
[46:11] Speaker 3: they promoted him. He did the redo with Idris Elba
[46:14] Speaker 3: and Pete Davidson was in it.
[46:15] Speaker 1: Was he the helm of DC?
[46:17] Speaker 2: I don't know if he was the helm.
[46:18] Speaker 1: Or he was directing that.
[46:19] Speaker 2: He directed it for sure. And then I think they
[46:21] Speaker 2: promoted him.
[46:22] Speaker 1: Because they were like, we need our Kevin Feige for DC.
[46:26] Speaker 2: And since you did so good with Guardians, it was like,
[46:29] Speaker 2: come on over here.
[46:29] Speaker 1: But it's tough to do TV and movies.
[46:32] Speaker 3: And also, I feel like this is a good save
[46:36] Speaker 3: for him because Supergirl was a horrible disaster.
[46:39] Speaker 1: Box office wise. Did you like the movie though?
[46:41] Speaker 3: It's not as bad as the box office is making
[46:44] Speaker 3: it out to be.
[46:45] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[46:46] Speaker 2: It was just cool. You know what I'm saying?
[46:48] Speaker 1: There's just no urgency to go to sleep.
[46:50] Speaker 3: I just gave it three out of five, but it's
[46:52] Speaker 3: not terrible.
[46:53] Speaker 1: Yeah. I didn't hear people say they hated it. Yeah.
[46:55] Speaker 1: Most people were just like, I don't really care about it.
[46:58] Speaker 1: It was more like apathy, which is bad. Right. So
[47:01] Speaker 1: people just weren't even pulling out. I just don't care.
[47:06] Speaker 1: Who's it? Millie Alcock? Yeah. Millie Alcock was great as Daenerys.
[47:09] Speaker 1: I mean, not Daenerys Targaryen.
[47:12] Speaker 2: She was House of Dragons.
[47:13] Speaker 1: She was House of Dragons girl, Rhaenyra.
[47:15] Speaker 2: The young version.
[47:16] Speaker 1: She was young Rhaenyra in season one. She was good
[47:18] Speaker 1: in it.
[47:19] Speaker 2: She's solid in this. It's just we didn't want her.
[47:23] Speaker 1: They just did Superman. Yeah. Like if you're going to
[47:26] Speaker 1: give Supergirl a chance, it got to be in between
[47:30] Speaker 1: some time on a Superman movie.
[47:31] Speaker 2: She should have been in Superman more.
[47:34] Speaker 1: Yes.
[47:35] Speaker 3: To justify we're going right into Supergirl full length.
[47:39] Speaker 1: Yes. Yes. Yeah, and this is a good point. Somebody
[47:41] Speaker 1: on Patreon said, 313flygirl says, I didn't really hear anyone
[47:44] Speaker 1: say they saw Supergirl. Yeah, Supergirl.
[47:46] Speaker 2: I saw it opening weekend. It's not bad, though. It's
[47:50] Speaker 2: better than.
[47:50] Speaker 1: Wonder Woman 2. Is it like a plane movie? Huh?
[47:52] Speaker 1: Is it like a plane movie?
[47:53] Speaker 3: Yeah, watch it on the plane.
[47:54] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[47:55] Speaker 3: Watch it. You know what I'm saying?
[47:56] Speaker 1: It's... You know what I mean? On a plane, you'd
[47:59] Speaker 1: be like.
[47:59] Speaker 3: On a plane, you're at the mercy.
[48:00] Speaker 1: On a plane, you're like, this is. If there's a
[48:02] Speaker 1: hint of interest. Yeah. For sure.
[48:05] Speaker 2: You're at the mercy of the plane ride.
[48:07] Speaker 1: It's either that or look out the window.
[48:09] Speaker 2: Exactly. So you go, man, let me cue this.
[48:11] Speaker 1: Yeah. Or on your phone.
[48:13] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[48:13] Speaker 1: But I've seen it, and I just be like, I
[48:15] Speaker 1: ain't clicked on, and I'm at home, and I'm just like.
[48:19] Speaker 3: There's literally no urgency to watch it.
[48:21] Speaker 1: Nobody's been like, nah. Obsession was like, Kev, why haven't
[48:26] Speaker 1: you seen Obsession? 17 random people were like, yo, have
[48:30] Speaker 1: you seen Obsession? I'm like, okay, I'm tripping.
[48:32] Speaker 2: That's the talk of the town.
[48:33] Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Even Hail Mary. I've heard
[48:36] Speaker 1: a lot of people online like, yo, Hail Mary was
[48:38] Speaker 1: surprisingly good. Yeah, I still ain't seen it, but I'm
[48:41] Speaker 1: more inclined to click play on that.
[48:43] Speaker 2: It's a good time.
[48:44] Speaker 1: But Lanterns was like that. I didn't watch it at first,
[48:47] Speaker 1: but everybody was like, yo, this is... I watched it
[48:50] Speaker 1: like the second day, but that first day, people were like, yo,
[48:53] Speaker 1: this is good. Also, I think I missed Rebel Ridge.
[48:58] Speaker 2: Okay.
[48:58] Speaker 1: And I missed, I purposely didn't watch the live action
[49:01] Speaker 1: Lion King. I just had no interest.
[49:03] Speaker 2: I haven't seen it either.
[49:04] Speaker 1: So this is my actual first time watching something with
[49:06] Speaker 1: Aaron Pierre.
[49:07] Speaker 3: Oh, this is your Aaron Pierre debut.
[49:09] Speaker 1: Debut, and he's crushing.
[49:11] Speaker 2: Yeah, he's great as John Cena.
[49:13] Speaker 1: He is crushing. There's a little bit of negativity about
[49:16] Speaker 1: the British person taking over the, because it's such a,
[49:20] Speaker 1: very american black story yeah that accent slip out is
[49:24] Speaker 1: bothering a lot of people they're saying that should have
[49:26] Speaker 1: went to a black person he's black i'm gonna oh
[49:29] Speaker 1: yeah oh i'm sorry correct a black american yeah i'm
[49:34] Speaker 1: gonna allow the slippage Because he is murdering this world.
[49:37] Speaker 1: He's doing great, man.
[49:38] Speaker 3: I don't really get into the whole British blacks type stuff.
[49:43] Speaker 2: I don't either. I just want the actors to act.
[49:45] Speaker 1: I just want black people to win.
[49:48] Speaker 2: I don't really differentiate.
[49:50] Speaker 1: Between black people in America or Great Britain.
[49:53] Speaker 2: If they talk shit about Americans, then I'll be like.
[49:55] Speaker 1: Oh, no. Now, that's different.
[49:56] Speaker 2: Yeah, that's different.
[49:57] Speaker 3: But if they just out here, just British and talented
[50:00] Speaker 3: and delivering.
[50:01] Speaker 1: Hey, man, it's hard for them. There's even less. BBC
[50:04] Speaker 1: be over there giving you two-episode season. Right. Luther be
[50:08] Speaker 1: three episodes.
[50:09] Speaker 2: The next season of Luther, one and a half episodes.
[50:11] Speaker 1: What is going on with the BBC, man? We complaining
[50:14] Speaker 1: about eight. One Luther season was two episodes. Season three
[50:19] Speaker 1: starts Thursday, ends Thursday. Season three be no episodes. Did
[50:25] Speaker 1: you catch season three? It's just credits. We'll be back
[50:28] Speaker 1: for season four. Like, what the hell y'all talking about?
[50:35] Speaker 3: I just be one of them. I want to see
[50:38] Speaker 3: black faces on the screens.
[50:40] Speaker 1: Yes.
[50:40] Speaker 2: And I want them to perform well. That's it.
[50:42] Speaker 1: That's what I draw. I'm for the advancement of all
[50:45] Speaker 1: black people. Yeah. Now, I would love to go over
[50:48] Speaker 1: there and steal their jobs. But I can't do that.
[50:50] Speaker 2: I can't. I can't go over there and do an accent.
[50:52] Speaker 1: I can't steal. I can't. My spit hop. When the fiends.
[50:55] Speaker 3: Denzel is one of the best actors to ever do it.
[50:58] Speaker 3: He can't do a British accent. So you got to
[51:02] Speaker 3: give it up for these British cats that can come
[51:04] Speaker 3: over here and just do us and do us well.
[51:08] Speaker 3: God damn it. Shut the hell up, man. And a
[51:12] Speaker 3: lot of them British people blacker than your ass. If
[51:15] Speaker 3: they do an ancestry.com, they're going to come back 99%
[51:20] Speaker 3: African soil.
[51:22] Speaker 1: Baby.
[51:22] Speaker 3: Then you blackity black niggas will do your ancestry. You
[51:26] Speaker 3: a whole 70%. Rest of your stuff is, oh, 27% European.
[51:32] Speaker 3: Look at you now.
[51:33] Speaker 1: Blackity black, niggas. Told you, quarter German over here.
[51:37] Speaker 3: I'm big, but I don't deny what I am.
[51:40] Speaker 1: Yeah, he's Kaiserslautern, Sauerkraut, and Heinz Hagen. He was in
[51:45] Speaker 1: Germany feeling at home when we was over there selling
[51:48] Speaker 1: 11 tickets.
[51:48] Speaker 2: My son blacker than me, though.
[51:50] Speaker 1: Is he?
[51:51] Speaker 2: On the ancestry, for sure. He 80-something percent.
[51:54] Speaker 1: Yeah, he's getting that German out of there.
[51:56] Speaker 3: The German is getting up out of him because, you know,
[51:59] Speaker 3: black dad, black mom.
[52:01] Speaker 1: Man, let's get this European shit up out of CeCe.
[52:03] Speaker 1: His mom is like, man, I'll take care of this.
[52:05] Speaker 1: Let me get your full black going.
[52:08] Speaker 2: CeCe, black it'd be tough on the percentage. I'm like, hey, man.
[52:15] Speaker 2: Big black.
[52:15] Speaker 1: Big black. But now I'm really excited about both this.
[52:20] Speaker 1: I feel like... J. Alphonse, we need to see this
[52:25] Speaker 1: movie when it comes out.
[52:26] Speaker 2: Which one?
[52:27] Speaker 1: If I Go, Will They Miss Me?
[52:29] Speaker 2: What that is?
[52:30] Speaker 1: This is J. Alphonse Nicholson and Danielle Brooks. J. Alphonse
[52:34] Speaker 1: is his dad.
[52:35] Speaker 2: He plays his dad.
[52:35] Speaker 1: He plays the dad. Okay. He's also in P-Valley, which
[52:39] Speaker 1: their third season's going.
[52:40] Speaker 2: I've never seen P-Valley.
[52:41] Speaker 1: I watched episode one. Brandi Evans is a friend of
[52:47] Speaker 1: the family. Titties were out. turned it off.
[52:50] Speaker 2: Wait, whose titties was that?
[52:51] Speaker 1: Brandi Evans. She's a stripper.
[52:53] Speaker 2: Oh, gotcha.
[52:54] Speaker 1: I knew her prior. Yeah. Couldn't, I couldn't do the titties.
[52:58] Speaker 2: Oh, gotcha, gotcha.
[52:59] Speaker 1: I don't know what it was. I felt wildly uncomfortable
[53:02] Speaker 1: knowing somebody. Yeah. I was just like, I can't do that. Yeah.
[53:06] Speaker 1: I just felt, it'd be like, that's my homegirl though.
[53:10] Speaker 1: She was like, I'm at work. And I was just like, yeah.
[53:13] Speaker 3: I can be your deepest friend and just watch the nudity.
[53:17] Speaker 1: Could you? Yeah. If I was nude in a movie?
[53:20] Speaker 2: I would just watch it.
[53:21] Speaker 3: Let's say you was in an Any Given Sunday type scene.
[53:23] Speaker 1: Yes.
[53:24] Speaker 3: And you in there, your whole sack is out. I'd
[53:26] Speaker 3: be like, I can't. The whole dick is out, y'all.
[53:29] Speaker 3: And I would just continue watching.
[53:31] Speaker 1: If I saw your meat, I'd be like, I'm sorry, Tony.
[53:34] Speaker 1: I hope you win an Oscar or an Emmy. Cannot
[53:36] Speaker 1: take Tony's dick. If I had to see your meat,
[53:40] Speaker 1: the movie, the TV show is over, bro. And I
[53:44] Speaker 1: love you. It's wild. There's a mental block. I'd be like,
[53:49] Speaker 1: that's Tony's meat, though, y'all. I can't. That's wild. And
[53:53] Speaker 1: I feel like you would take a sex scene.
[53:56] Speaker 2: Sex scene would tear me in half.
[53:58] Speaker 1: Couldn't do it. I could do it.
[54:01] Speaker 3: But the crazy part is I would rather do a
[54:03] Speaker 3: sex scene than just a makeout scene.
[54:06] Speaker 1: I don't want to do anything.
[54:08] Speaker 3: Yeah, but I remember I did this web series. I
[54:11] Speaker 3: was trying to get out of that sex scene. I
[54:14] Speaker 3: was like, this is sex scene. Can we just write it?
[54:16] Speaker 3: Can y'all just change the script? I was trying to
[54:18] Speaker 3: get them to change the script. They was like, that's
[54:21] Speaker 3: the whole point of the joke. You're having sex.
[54:23] Speaker 1: With a girl.
[54:24] Speaker 3: You're cheating on your girl. You throw the girl in
[54:26] Speaker 3: the closet. And then you have sex with your main girl.
[54:28] Speaker 3: I was like, can we just... Well, maybe we were
[54:31] Speaker 3: already done, and then, you know.
[54:34] Speaker 1: And they said, nah?
[54:35] Speaker 2: They was like, nah, you know what I'm saying?
[54:36] Speaker 1: You did the sex scene?
[54:37] Speaker 2: I did the sex scene.
[54:38] Speaker 1: Wait, how did they do it?
[54:40] Speaker 3: So it was just like she was on top of me,
[54:42] Speaker 3: so we just in the bed.
[54:43] Speaker 1: But you had the ball cover?
[54:46] Speaker 3: We really didn't. It really wasn't required to do all
[54:49] Speaker 3: of that because it was just like, it was one
[54:53] Speaker 3: of them dress sex scenes where, you know, there's cover here.
[54:57] Speaker 3: I still had a wife beater on. She still had
[54:59] Speaker 3: a shirt on. So it was pretty much just this.
[55:02] Speaker 1: So was she like sitting on your stomach or was
[55:04] Speaker 1: it privates to privates?
[55:06] Speaker 3: Was it privates to privates?
[55:08] Speaker 2: It might have been privates, but I had on just
[55:10] Speaker 2: regular shorts.
[55:11] Speaker 1: Yeah, but your meat don't know it's a scene.
[55:13] Speaker 2: My meat didn't move, though. My meat knew it was business.
[55:16] Speaker 1: Your meat knew?
[55:17] Speaker 3: Yeah, my meat knew.
[55:18] Speaker 1: Your meat new.
[55:19] Speaker 2: My meat new. My meat new is like, all right,
[55:21] Speaker 2: all business.
[55:21] Speaker 1: That's great.
[55:22] Speaker 2: And I was making sure, yeah. Because I was so
[55:24] Speaker 2: uncomfortable anyway, my meat is not going to activate.
[55:26] Speaker 1: Oh, your meat's like, no, I'm with Tone. Yeah. I'm out.
[55:31] Speaker 3: Tone is stressed. If I'm stressed mentally, it ain't going.
[55:36] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[55:37] Speaker 2: It ain't going.
[55:37] Speaker 1: That actually would be helpful. Yeah. Because getting hard is like, man,
[55:41] Speaker 1: I wouldn't. There's a scene on Entourage. I was re-watching that.
[55:44] Speaker 1: And he got hard with Brooklyn. She cut the scene cut.
[55:50] Speaker 1: He's hard. The director was like, what? He was like,
[55:52] Speaker 1: he's hard. And Johnny Jarvis was like, sorry. Sorry. And
[55:57] Speaker 1: I liked it. And it was just a hug. Yeah.
[55:59] Speaker 1: He was just like, I'm hard. But listen, man, I don't...
[56:04] Speaker 1: I could not... Nudity, my body, my.
[56:09] Speaker 3: But you always take your shirt off.
[56:11] Speaker 1: Shirt and balls is different.
[56:13] Speaker 3: I mean, it is different, but it's just another layer.
[56:16] Speaker 3: I can't even take my shirt off.
[56:17] Speaker 1: I don't know how they get dressed with the... The
[56:19] Speaker 1: crew is there. Yeah. And I know they go, like,
[56:21] Speaker 1: minimal crew for the sex scenes, and they kind of, like,
[56:23] Speaker 1: turn them... It's, like, less people. When I did the
[56:25] Speaker 1: little kissing scene in Churchy, we had... Just the camera
[56:32] Speaker 1: in there. Yeah. But then everybody's watching on the monitor.
[56:35] Speaker 3: Kissing is what drives me crazy more than the sex.
[56:39] Speaker 3: I'd rather do just a straight sex scene than the kissing.
[56:42] Speaker 3: What the hell? Than the deep make-outs.
[56:44] Speaker 1: What you mean? Why is that worse?
[56:46] Speaker 3: I don't like kissing in front of people in real life.
[56:49] Speaker 3: But I have full sex with somebody watching.
[56:55] Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
[56:56] Speaker 3: It don't make zero sense, bro.
[56:58] Speaker 1: You have full sex?
[57:01] Speaker 3: If somebody watching and they in the window, we know
[57:05] Speaker 3: they in the window.
[57:05] Speaker 2: Looking at us, I'm going to just keep going. I'll
[57:07] Speaker 2: be like, yeah, they watching.
[57:11] Speaker 3: But the kiss in front of just people just randomly,
[57:13] Speaker 3: I don't care if it's a smooch. I'll be like,
[57:15] Speaker 3: they looking. They saw.
[57:19] Speaker 1: It's stupid, man. Did you see Keith Lee and Ronnie,
[57:21] Speaker 1: their kiss go viral? I saw that, yeah.
[57:25] Speaker 3: For me, even though I'm cool with Keith, you know,
[57:28] Speaker 3: we not that cool. When I saw them doing that,
[57:29] Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, get it how you live. I
[57:31] Speaker 3: ain't look at them no other kind of way.
[57:35] Speaker 1: Me kissing Melissa, I would disintegrate if me kissing went viral.
[57:39] Speaker 3: If you and Melissa did that, I'd be like, ha, ha, yeah.
[57:44] Speaker 3: I would double tap.
[57:45] Speaker 2: I'd see y'all in the comments.
[57:47] Speaker 1: You wouldn't put us on a pedestal, though.
[57:49] Speaker 2: I wouldn't put y'all on a pedestal.
[57:50] Speaker 1: I'm trying to get on a pedestal with Tone, man.
[57:52] Speaker 1: I've been petitioning for me. Listen, get on the pedestal.
[57:55] Speaker 1: He tweeted, or he put on threads. I don't put
[57:57] Speaker 1: nobody on a pedestal. I sent him a picture. Come on, Tone.
[58:01] Speaker 1: Put us up on the pedestal.
[58:03] Speaker 2: That was mad funny.
[58:05] Speaker 1: And we were smiling in the picture. It's like, yeah,
[58:07] Speaker 1: I love you, man.
[58:09] Speaker 3: Y'all are closest to a pedestal of any couple.
[58:14] Speaker 1: Actually, don't put us on a pedestal.
[58:15] Speaker 3: But I don't want to put y'all up there, but
[58:17] Speaker 3: if I had to, Tony, you got to put somebody
[58:19] Speaker 3: on a pedestal.
[58:20] Speaker 1: I was like, Kevin Lewis. Yeah, we actually, in our book,
[58:23] Speaker 1: was like, don't put us on a pedestal. Yeah. Because
[58:25] Speaker 1: we be going through. Right. We have a great relationship,
[58:29] Speaker 1: but like, mind your, like, it's also social media.
[58:34] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[58:35] Speaker 1: You know what I mean? And now that we don't
[58:37] Speaker 1: do the Love Hour, man, we was putting our business
[58:39] Speaker 1: out there. Yeah. And I think about how many things
[58:42] Speaker 1: that we would have covered on the Love Hour that
[58:44] Speaker 1: we haven't and don't. Yeah. People don't even notice how
[58:47] Speaker 1: much I pulled back on stuff.
[58:49] Speaker 2: Okay.
[58:49] Speaker 1: Because it's like I've become more and more protective of that.
[58:53] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[58:53] Speaker 1: Because the more stuff I say that goes viral, the
[58:55] Speaker 1: more I'm just like, all right... The less y'all know,
[58:57] Speaker 1: the better. Yes. I'll do it. I saw a million.
[59:00] Speaker 1: I saw this on the internet. But my actual life
[59:03] Speaker 1: is like, Joe going to college is, who cares about that?
[59:07] Speaker 1: Seeing Isaiah in the street. But like real life, family stuff.
[59:11] Speaker 1: No way. I might do it on the Patreon, but
[59:14] Speaker 1: for the most part, I only tell my friends. This stuff,
[59:16] Speaker 1: I don't even, that's happened since the Love Hour, I
[59:18] Speaker 1: don't even cover it at all. I'll tell you and
[59:20] Speaker 1: Josh and Angel and Tab, but like, podcast topics? Yeah. Nah, man. Yeah, man.
[59:27] Speaker 3: Because people be entitled to your little relationship business.
[59:31] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[59:31] Speaker 3: That's why I'm.
[59:32] Speaker 2: Like, with this new relationship, tuck in. You got to
[59:36] Speaker 2: catch me in the wild.
[59:36] Speaker 1: Tony will be married for 11 years.
[59:37] Speaker 2: You got to catch me in the wild.
[59:38] Speaker 1: For sure. Would you post your wedding? I don't want to.
[59:43] Speaker 1: I don't blame you.
[59:44] Speaker 3: I'll be like, I got married last week, y'all. Anyway,
[59:48] Speaker 3: box office nerd here. Spider-Man 7 made $ 80 million on
[59:54] Speaker 3: a Wednesday opening.
[59:54] Speaker 1: I get it, because your last relationship, man, people was
[59:57] Speaker 1: taking it too far.
[59:58] Speaker 3: They kept messing with Sabrina all the time.
[1:00:00] Speaker 1: Too far. It was too overly familiar. Yes. And Sabrina,
[1:00:05] Speaker 1: good people.
[1:00:06] Speaker 3: Good people. When they was just coming at her, I
[1:00:07] Speaker 3: ain't like her. I was like, they don't come at
[1:00:08] Speaker 3: me like that.
[1:00:09] Speaker 1: No.
[1:00:10] Speaker 2: She'd be like, can I say something? And she'd be like, no, I.
[1:00:12] Speaker 1: Don't say nothing. Yeah. And there doesn't have to be
[1:00:15] Speaker 1: a villain for it to be a breakup. Right. It
[1:00:17] Speaker 1: doesn't have to be cheating. Yeah. It's just weird. Sabrina's
[1:00:20] Speaker 1: still fun. And her content creator, I'd be watching her.
[1:00:22] Speaker 3: And then if you're still cool with your ex, people
[1:00:24] Speaker 3: got a problem with that. Well, I'd say, let's get
[1:00:25] Speaker 3: back together then. Shut the hell up. How about that?
[1:00:29] Speaker 3: How about that? You don't have to hate your ex.
[1:00:31] Speaker 1: You don't have to.
[1:00:32] Speaker 2: People just can't fathom that.
[1:00:33] Speaker 1: If you're in a good adult relationship, you can break
[1:00:36] Speaker 1: up and it'd be fine. Right. And we're breaking up
[1:00:38] Speaker 1: with you. This episode is over.

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