# Top 10 White People Sayings | #thebaldbrotherspodcast

An episode of [The Bald Brothers Podcast](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1652772265), 4 Mar 2025, 34 min.

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[0:00] Speaker 1: All right, all right, all right to the Ball Brothers.
[0:05] Speaker 2: We are we just shot the hot Ones episode that
[0:07] Speaker 2: this is not gonnair in the order that we shot it, but.
[0:12] Speaker 1: Terrible this where's the bomb man? This man? Is it
[0:20] Speaker 1: the bomb evolution?
[0:21] Speaker 3: That's it?
[0:22] Speaker 2: This thing the worst thing ever. Man probably should have
[0:26] Speaker 2: done this on the episode we talked about it. I
[0:29] Speaker 2: am just recovering from this.
[0:31] Speaker 3: I'm recovering though.
[0:32] Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm my tongue is a little tongue.
[0:37] Speaker 3: My tongue got an eyepatch on. But you do that
[0:42] Speaker 3: to me?
[0:43] Speaker 2: All right, Welcome to the Ball Brothers podcast. Me and
[0:46] Speaker 2: Tone like the wax poetic on the most random musings.
[0:49] Speaker 2: And then we like to talk movies and TV, which
[0:51] Speaker 2: is the real reason when to do the show. But uh,
[0:53] Speaker 2: you know how se O works YouTube and the internet,
[0:56] Speaker 2: you gotta have some uh some trickery.
[1:00] Speaker 1: Top. So we're gonna kick this episode off with top
[1:03] Speaker 1: ten white people saying.
[1:10] Speaker 3: You're up first, you're barking up the wrong tree.
[1:12] Speaker 4: Pouth one.
[1:13] Speaker 1: I wanted to say, they did, they big one when
[1:17] Speaker 1: you're barking up the wrong.
[1:19] Speaker 3: Tree, barking up your wrong tree, pow.
[1:25] Speaker 1: I love that one.
[1:28] Speaker 3: You're barking up the wrong tree.
[1:30] Speaker 4: Pou huh oh.
[1:34] Speaker 1: Man, I love it, so you don't mess with them.
[1:43] Speaker 3: You're barking up the wrong man.
[1:45] Speaker 2: I thought you might go that one. My first one
[1:48] Speaker 2: is you're skating on thin eyes.
[1:50] Speaker 3: Oh you're skating nothing ice pout. It's the same guy.
[1:56] Speaker 5: She had just been fucking with him all day, skating
[2:00] Speaker 5: on that ice bound.
[2:03] Speaker 3: He's just not having a good day at all. Oh
[2:05] Speaker 3: my god, as a man.
[2:07] Speaker 2: Skate not that ice is great, skates perfect, they make sense.
[2:14] Speaker 1: You can bark up a tree, but you broke up
[2:16] Speaker 1: the wrong one.
[2:17] Speaker 6: I'll come down this bitch. Don't break the ice. Goddamn
[2:21] Speaker 6: the drowned.
[2:22] Speaker 3: I'll drown you, all right, all right, there no more,
[2:26] Speaker 3: mister nice guy. Yeah, no more, mister nice guy. You
[2:35] Speaker 3: push me over the heads.
[2:36] Speaker 4: Man, you're already barking up the wrong tree, and you
[2:39] Speaker 4: were skating on that ice.
[2:40] Speaker 3: Now there's no more, mister nice guy. You can do all. Yeah,
[2:45] Speaker 3: you can put them together.
[2:48] Speaker 2: I love Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna go ahead. Ain't
[2:51] Speaker 2: in the same in the same family, Let's get it.
[2:53] Speaker 2: When they first you say something back to them, they're like, oh,
[2:55] Speaker 2: that's rich that's rich.
[3:02] Speaker 3: That's rich.
[3:07] Speaker 1: That's a solid counter. Yeah you keV you were you fat?
[3:12] Speaker 1: That's rich.
[3:13] Speaker 3: We'll get a load of this guy. That's the next one.
[3:17] Speaker 4: We'll get a load of this guy. You're barking up
[3:20] Speaker 4: the road tree after ka don thing else. I love
[3:24] Speaker 4: getting a load of this guy. Get a load of
[3:26] Speaker 4: this That could go for funny too, like guys killing.
[3:30] Speaker 3: Get a load of this guy.
[3:31] Speaker 2: It could be funny. It could be all look what
[3:33] Speaker 2: he thinks, right, Get aload of this guy over here.
[3:38] Speaker 1: I'm gonna hit you in the mouth of this.
[3:40] Speaker 7: Okay, news flash, buddy, news flash, buddy, news flash, buddy, who.
[3:52] Speaker 3: You're barking up the wrong well?
[3:56] Speaker 4: No ship, sir, lock, no ship. Sure Lie, I already
[4:05] Speaker 4: knew I was barking argument.
[4:08] Speaker 6: This is a shame.
[4:09] Speaker 3: This is all in the same days.
[4:11] Speaker 2: It's two neighbors who needs to cut their headges down.
[4:16] Speaker 2: You cut them down the wrong tree. Oh, we'll go
[4:31] Speaker 2: with one that's actually entered my lexicon. Start as a joke. Now,
[4:35] Speaker 2: I just said, cool beans, Oh cool be cool beans.
[4:40] Speaker 2: I remember the first time I heard that. I was
[4:41] Speaker 2: at it, no Lie, at a coffee shop in Portland.
[4:44] Speaker 2: I thought he was saying that because of the coffee,
[4:46] Speaker 2: but he was just really not. She was like, oh cool,
[4:48] Speaker 2: cool beans.
[4:48] Speaker 3: And I was like, A cool that's stuck with the moment.
[4:54] Speaker 2: So I say it as a joke, but now sometimes
[4:56] Speaker 2: I just be texting list cool, be cool.
[4:59] Speaker 5: Oh eats sake, that's what it takes. For Pete's sake.
[5:07] Speaker 5: Who is Pete? Who is Pete?
[5:14] Speaker 2: I got to know? I got to know who feet is?
[5:19] Speaker 2: Oh snap, all right, I like this one. Watch it, Buco.
[5:25] Speaker 2: They love a good bucko, Buco. Watch it, pal Bucco,
[5:31] Speaker 2: you're barking up the wrong dream.
[5:33] Speaker 1: Bucco. You can get buckle in there. You can put
[5:37] Speaker 1: buckle in there.
[5:38] Speaker 3: They'll be like, oh Buco, up yours, pal up yours pound?
[5:44] Speaker 1: Well boo.
[5:48] Speaker 2: Well, boom freaking who tony cribby a river?
[5:55] Speaker 1: Boom crabby a river. I don't know. Is that white people?
[5:57] Speaker 1: I feel like white people be big with cribby river.
[6:01] Speaker 3: King.
[6:02] Speaker 1: Just as a phrase, I'm using that boo freaking who.
[6:08] Speaker 3: Look at what the cat dragon did? Look at what
[6:13] Speaker 3: the cat drag did?
[6:18] Speaker 4: Yeah, oh snap, here we go.
[6:27] Speaker 1: This might be my favorite one. You really screwed the
[6:30] Speaker 1: pooch here bro boeing.
[6:34] Speaker 2: Oh my, the guy that trained me, I would mess
[6:38] Speaker 2: up when I was a hard program to learn. He
[6:40] Speaker 2: used to ours, come over, lean over my desk, hands
[6:43] Speaker 2: on his hips, look at my program.
[6:46] Speaker 3: He really screwed the pooch.
[6:47] Speaker 2: Here, pal, he's always Then he sit down, let me tell,
[6:52] Speaker 2: let me have a seat.
[6:53] Speaker 1: Then he said again, he really screwed the pooch.
[6:55] Speaker 6: Well, no ship, sure, fix it up, man, damn man,
[7:01] Speaker 6: sir's up. Oh that's good, we did it.
[7:06] Speaker 1: That's that's more than ten. Shout out to white people. Man,
[7:09] Speaker 1: y'all got some heat in there, got some heat in
[7:11] Speaker 1: the Willers. Man, you got it, dude.
[7:14] Speaker 6: No surreybod no surrebye, damn it, No Surrey bo.
[7:21] Speaker 1: Nah my, what that's a yellow Man's that?
[7:23] Speaker 3: But no?
[7:23] Speaker 2: Sorry, boh absolutely all right.
[7:29] Speaker 1: Now we're going.
[7:32] Speaker 2: Worst movies you've ever seen. Could be a bad ending,
[7:37] Speaker 2: could be a totally bad film, could be it could
[7:40] Speaker 2: be something that you have, you were hyped for and
[7:43] Speaker 2: you then just disappointed.
[7:45] Speaker 1: Uh see the hot ones.
[7:48] Speaker 3: Man.
[7:48] Speaker 1: I'm sorry, y'all.
[7:49] Speaker 2: Belch all right, I'm gonna say.
[7:56] Speaker 1: I hated Paul Blart mo cop.
[7:59] Speaker 6: Oh my god, I didn't like it either. But I
[8:01] Speaker 6: don't know if I hated it. I thought it was
[8:03] Speaker 6: gonna be good, but it wasn't.
[8:04] Speaker 1: It wasn't good.
[8:05] Speaker 3: One hundred million, did it really? Yes? A hundred million
[8:10] Speaker 3: dollars over one hundred Paul Paul Blart, Mall Cop was
[8:16] Speaker 3: a blockbuster.
[8:17] Speaker 6: The sequel didn't do as good, but that initial one
[8:20] Speaker 6: hundred million, Yes, domestically, dang.
[8:25] Speaker 2: I saw it, Paul blar I don't think I saw
[8:28] Speaker 2: it in theaters, but I saw it.
[8:31] Speaker 1: Yeah, I just didn't like it.
[8:32] Speaker 3: I didn't like it either.
[8:33] Speaker 2: I just and it wasn't like corn enough to be
[8:35] Speaker 2: like so bad it's good.
[8:37] Speaker 1: It was just a very bad movie. I hated it.
[8:40] Speaker 3: What you got a new movie? The Joker, Folly of Dude.
[8:45] Speaker 1: I didn't even see that trash? Was it truly a musical?
[8:49] Speaker 3: Yes?
[8:52] Speaker 1: What was it? What was the deal with garbage? That was?
[8:55] Speaker 3: Oh?
[8:55] Speaker 1: I hated it, Lady Gaga, right.
[8:57] Speaker 6: Yes, you wasted talented actress.
[9:02] Speaker 3: The sequel went nowhere. It was you need the Hero.
[9:07] Speaker 3: It was garbage.
[9:08] Speaker 1: I didn't see it.
[9:10] Speaker 3: Complete and other filthy garbage.
[9:13] Speaker 1: I didn't see it. I hated it, all right, I'm
[9:15] Speaker 1: gonna go.
[9:17] Speaker 3: Okay.
[9:18] Speaker 2: I got a couple of these Spider Man two, but
[9:23] Speaker 2: not Sam Raimi.
[9:24] Speaker 3: You talk about amazing Spider Man.
[9:25] Speaker 2: Amazing Spider Man too. Jamie Fox, you've ever seen huh movie?
[9:30] Speaker 7: You?
[9:31] Speaker 2: Oh? I hated it, Jamie Fox's Butrew Garfield, I like
[9:36] Speaker 2: he couldn't overcome Jamie Fox. No, Man, Tony, I hated.
[9:41] Speaker 2: I was legitimately frustrated when he had his glasses off.
[9:46] Speaker 3: He did it like me was all that was ridiculous.
[9:50] Speaker 2: It was so stupid, man. I was legitimately mad. We
[9:54] Speaker 2: watched it with the boys and Melissa and.
[9:56] Speaker 1: I love Jamie.
[9:57] Speaker 2: Of course I love James, but that was just a
[10:03] Speaker 2: joy that they could take both of those movies out
[10:06] Speaker 2: for me and I wouldn't be mad at all.
[10:09] Speaker 1: I didn't hate it. Cool. He actually to me, Uh,
[10:13] Speaker 1: I feel like he's your favorite one.
[10:16] Speaker 3: He's one of the best. I feel like.
[10:17] Speaker 2: He has the snark of Spider Man better than anybody,
[10:21] Speaker 2: like the Spider was talking trash good.
[10:23] Speaker 6: I feel like he might be When they were all
[10:26] Speaker 6: three together in one film, that was the moment I
[10:30] Speaker 6: realized he might be the best one.
[10:32] Speaker 3: Nah, Tom Holland, Tom Holland, Tom Holland.
[10:35] Speaker 7: And.
[10:37] Speaker 2: He has the boy Spider Man what I love about
[10:40] Speaker 2: Spider Man. They used to be beating the hell out
[10:42] Speaker 2: of Spider Man. He was talking crazy, but his mask
[10:44] Speaker 2: would be off and he was a high school student
[10:47] Speaker 2: and I feel like Tom. But then he has the
[10:49] Speaker 2: athleticism to do Spider Man. He's he's quick enough on
[10:52] Speaker 2: his feet to get the witty part of Spider Man.
[10:54] Speaker 1: But he didn't have the comebacks like Andrew did. He
[10:58] Speaker 1: is a little more. Andrew's a little more.
[11:02] Speaker 3: He's in the costume.
[11:04] Speaker 2: Yes, in the costume. He's great as Spider Man. He
[11:09] Speaker 2: is Spencer's gifts.
[11:10] Speaker 1: He is.
[11:11] Speaker 3: He is dark, broody.
[11:15] Speaker 2: Hot topic was the boy. Yeah, that's what I like
[11:19] Speaker 2: about Robert Pattinson's Batman. I was like, what time do
[11:21] Speaker 2: you get off the hot topic?
[11:22] Speaker 1: Man? He was the worst Bruce Wayne, Like, he didn't
[11:27] Speaker 1: get the party part of Bruce Wayne. Bruce Wayne has
[11:30] Speaker 1: to be billionaire playboy as well.
[11:31] Speaker 3: He was better than VLKLM peeps.
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[13:46] Speaker 1: I just really liked val Kimer.
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[13:50] Speaker 1: For I wouldn't even argue that he's better. He's better.
[13:53] Speaker 2: I mean, I wouldn't argue with lam is better. I
[13:55] Speaker 2: just thought he was too brooding. They didn't show none
[13:58] Speaker 2: of the billion he was.
[13:58] Speaker 3: He was a kid who.
[14:02] Speaker 1: Was like thirty something.
[14:03] Speaker 3: Nah, he's not thirty something in there he is? Is
[14:06] Speaker 3: he really? Yeah? Thirty something for sure? For sure.
[14:10] Speaker 2: Now what I loved about Robert Pattinson and that Batman
[14:13] Speaker 2: was the movies for they forgot how much of a
[14:16] Speaker 2: detective Batman is, Like why y'all? That was my favorite
[14:19] Speaker 2: part about as the kid Batman was figuring the stuff out. Yes,
[14:23] Speaker 2: he was smarter than everybody, like he was fighting too,
[14:26] Speaker 2: but bro he the redditor used to be having he
[14:28] Speaker 2: was riddles was hard and the cartoon Batman was figuring
[14:32] Speaker 2: stuff out. I feel like most of the movies like
[14:35] Speaker 2: totally forgot that he was a detective.
[14:37] Speaker 1: It was just billionaire and fighting.
[14:38] Speaker 3: They nailed.
[14:39] Speaker 1: They got that the best.
[14:41] Speaker 2: He didn't even fight as much at some fight, Yeah,
[14:44] Speaker 2: but it wasn't as fighting as much as most Batman
[14:47] Speaker 2: movies have.
[14:47] Speaker 1: But the detective part he was he was that was
[14:50] Speaker 1: a captivating battle.
[14:52] Speaker 6: I feel like nobody has completely nailed You got a
[14:58] Speaker 6: piece Mail every piece from other movies to make the
[15:00] Speaker 6: complete Batman because I feel like bat Fleck ben a
[15:04] Speaker 6: Fleck was the best Batman fighter.
[15:09] Speaker 2: Yes, agreed in size stature agreed.
[15:14] Speaker 3: Uh.
[15:15] Speaker 6: I feel like Christian Bale was a nice balance between
[15:21] Speaker 6: Bruce and Batman.
[15:22] Speaker 2: He got the billionaire playboy part down. That's what I'm saying.
[15:26] Speaker 2: Bruce gotta be sham.
[15:28] Speaker 1: You gotta.
[15:29] Speaker 2: If I'm auditioning you for my bad if they say
[15:31] Speaker 2: Kevin said you're in charge of Batman, my first scene, tuxedos, champagne,
[15:38] Speaker 2: Bruce Wayne.
[15:38] Speaker 1: Gotta dazzle the room.
[15:40] Speaker 2: I gotta buy you as Bruce Wayne first to me
[15:44] Speaker 2: Batman in the mask you can do.
[15:46] Speaker 6: And I hated Batman's voice, That's the only one. That's
[15:48] Speaker 6: the thing about the Christian suggest It was like he
[15:53] Speaker 6: just had that HUDs.
[15:56] Speaker 2: They missed that so bad, and then they mixed him
[15:58] Speaker 2: with Tom Hardy's voice not being clear.
[16:00] Speaker 1: It was just like, Bro, we got it.
[16:01] Speaker 3: I was just having the voice.
[16:02] Speaker 1: So Christopher Nolan and the dog on sounds, Man, we
[16:05] Speaker 1: need to hear the stop stop doing all that. I
[16:10] Speaker 1: hate it. Man freaking tended all those stupid sounds. He
[16:15] Speaker 1: doing too.
[16:15] Speaker 3: Much Tenant was too much.
[16:18] Speaker 2: Sorry sorry, way off tracks. But I hated that. I
[16:22] Speaker 2: hated Jamie Fox. Ruined that Jamie Fox's version of and
[16:25] Speaker 2: I like that villain Yeah, and he just did it.
[16:29] Speaker 2: I hated it so bad, hated it.
[16:32] Speaker 6: I hated Spider Man three more. I hate that was
[16:35] Speaker 6: the next one. I was gonna say, but this, Oh
[16:38] Speaker 6: my god. When he started dancing through the city as
[16:42] Speaker 6: coffee Peter Parker, I was like, get your boy, buddy.
[16:48] Speaker 6: I wanted to be I wanted to deject from the
[16:50] Speaker 6: movie theater. See like top Gun. I was like, man,
[16:54] Speaker 6: because the first half of the movie I like, but yeah,
[16:56] Speaker 6: once it got to that second.
[16:57] Speaker 2: Half and that scene was just like, all right, bro,
[17:00] Speaker 2: I was like, bro, all right.
[17:03] Speaker 1: I didn't even look at the screen for the rest
[17:04] Speaker 1: of the movie. I was just like, that is so stupid.
[17:07] Speaker 3: Man, and just ruined it.
[17:10] Speaker 6: But these movies pale in comparison to Batman and Robin.
[17:17] Speaker 6: That is some of the worst ship ever crafted in
[17:21] Speaker 6: front of a camera. Was that, Yes, but that this
[17:29] Speaker 6: is a small element that was to the bullshit that
[17:33] Speaker 6: was mister Freeze Poison Ivy.
[17:36] Speaker 3: It was terrible. He had the Drew Barrymore wasn't it.
[17:41] Speaker 3: That's right.
[17:43] Speaker 1: At least the silver Stone pissed me.
[17:45] Speaker 3: I killed her career. Damn there, Listen, she never recovered
[17:51] Speaker 3: she was.
[17:53] Speaker 1: She had the baby, Carlos. That was his mom.
[17:56] Speaker 3: I don't remember. See, That's that's what I'm saying, man,
[17:59] Speaker 3: the fact that I ain't even notice it was her.
[18:01] Speaker 2: Yes, let me tell you what I hated the most
[18:02] Speaker 2: about that movie amongst everything you said, mister Freeze is
[18:06] Speaker 2: a great villain, his reasoning, his story.
[18:09] Speaker 3: And he looked incredible in the movie.
[18:13] Speaker 1: No, he did as like.
[18:16] Speaker 3: Visually he looked incredible.
[18:17] Speaker 1: But mister Freeze needs to be small.
[18:21] Speaker 2: Yes, he needs to be demeand because the suit needs
[18:23] Speaker 2: to make him like that's to me, that's part of
[18:26] Speaker 2: his allure. I'm a scientist. I built the suit. Arnold
[18:29] Speaker 2: Schwarzenegger is a freaking action figure. And I was like,
[18:35] Speaker 2: oh my god, mister Freeze was smart. He was a
[18:39] Speaker 2: loving husband, He was a scientist. It became cartoonishly goofy.
[18:44] Speaker 6: That episode of him on the animated series.
[18:48] Speaker 2: Mister free Yes, man, his wife was dying. Like, bro,
[18:51] Speaker 2: that's real, that's good villainy. Like, I'm going what I
[18:54] Speaker 2: got to do to say?
[18:55] Speaker 1: My loved one Darth Vader, like his final push into
[18:59] Speaker 1: the dark side because I want to save somebody.
[19:02] Speaker 2: You do what you gotta do. I can get with
[19:03] Speaker 2: a villain. And also he's filled with anger for the
[19:06] Speaker 2: other stuff. Like Okay, I don't know, Nigga, he not,
[19:10] Speaker 2: he just.
[19:13] Speaker 6: Chill.
[19:17] Speaker 2: I felt like they just wanted to sell like happy
[19:19] Speaker 2: Meal toys like y'all. Wasn't really trying to make a
[19:22] Speaker 2: good movie for y'all. Was just like, let me get
[19:25] Speaker 2: the biggest people who cares about the stuff.
[19:27] Speaker 3: Uma Thurman was terrible as poison.
[19:32] Speaker 1: Terrible.
[19:32] Speaker 2: I hated it, but she was able to recover. All right,
[19:35] Speaker 2: I'm gonna go with this. Transformers. Oh, Revenge of the Falling, Okay?
[19:40] Speaker 6: Is that the second one? That's with the Niggabots. I
[19:44] Speaker 6: don't know. That's with the two niggabytes. I think to
[19:49] Speaker 6: the Coon, but.
[19:49] Speaker 1: I don't think they were a second. I think it
[19:51] Speaker 1: was like they were.
[19:53] Speaker 6: The coon the coon bots they were. That's the one
[20:01] Speaker 6: that devastated, right, Yes?
[20:04] Speaker 2: Is that the one where Shilah both dies and he
[20:07] Speaker 2: goes to Transformers Heaven?
[20:08] Speaker 3: I don't I think that might have been the third one?
[20:10] Speaker 1: Is that not Revenge of the Falling. I'm pretty sure
[20:12] Speaker 1: it's Revenge of the Falling.
[20:13] Speaker 6: Revenge of the Falling is the second one. Dark Side
[20:16] Speaker 6: of the Moon is the third one.
[20:17] Speaker 1: Dark Side of the Moon. It's Dark Side of the Moon.
[20:21] Speaker 1: It's Dark Side of the Moon.
[20:22] Speaker 2: Shilah both died and he went to Transformers Heaven Tony.
[20:28] Speaker 2: I wanted to flip my seat over. I thought that
[20:32] Speaker 2: was the stupidest. Why why, why why would a human
[20:38] Speaker 2: being die and then go.
[20:40] Speaker 1: To Transformers Ancestral plane trash.
[20:44] Speaker 6: Why trash trash?
[20:50] Speaker 3: No, it's the second one. He died.
[20:51] Speaker 1: It's the Revenge of the Falling.
[20:55] Speaker 3: I can't remember him going.
[20:57] Speaker 1: Is it.
[20:57] Speaker 2: Okay, so it's Revenge of the Falling in because the
[20:59] Speaker 2: Falling was the villain, right, Yeah? Okay, so I'm I
[21:03] Speaker 2: didn't like Dark Side of the movie either, but it wasn't.
[21:05] Speaker 3: Because Dark Side of the Moon. They was in Chicago
[21:07] Speaker 3: on that one.
[21:07] Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, it's Revenge of the Fallow for sure.
[21:10] Speaker 3: I don't remember.
[21:11] Speaker 1: I literally was, man, oh my god, I was so mad.
[21:16] Speaker 2: I was so I thought that was so stupid. Yeah,
[21:21] Speaker 2: I was like, how did y'all Why would y'all do that?
[21:25] Speaker 2: Why would that make that ain't never happened before or since.
[21:27] Speaker 2: You can't do that stupid so anyway, dumb, I hate it.
[21:32] Speaker 3: I'm gonna go with Speed to Cruise Control. I forgot
[21:37] Speaker 3: that movie garbage.
[21:41] Speaker 6: One of the worst, one of the worst movies I've
[21:43] Speaker 6: ever seen, easily one of the all time.
[21:46] Speaker 3: They was on the boat. They was on the cruise.
[21:48] Speaker 6: Uh, Sandra Bullock and her boyfriend Jason Patrick on the cruise.
[21:52] Speaker 6: It was hijacked by William Dafoe and Cruise Control. It's
[22:00] Speaker 6: like speed on a boat. Keanu Reeves was like, man,
[22:05] Speaker 6: fuck this with good reason, trash. Oh man, Sharknado is
[22:14] Speaker 6: purposely bad. I would never have that in the kind.
[22:17] Speaker 2: Of Sharknado was supposed is what it's supposed to be. Like,
[22:23] Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. I know that's not meant to
[22:26] Speaker 2: be for rid right, it's just so bad.
[22:27] Speaker 3: It's good man, Speed to Cruise Control for all right.
[22:30] Speaker 1: Let me think.
[22:33] Speaker 2: Maybe the worst movie is a little harsh. But I
[22:35] Speaker 2: didn't enjoy this at all. Here comes the boom. I
[22:39] Speaker 2: never saw Kevin James, you see that, I.
[22:44] Speaker 1: Said it. I didn't. I said I wouldn't say it's
[22:46] Speaker 1: the worst.
[22:46] Speaker 3: Didn't give me worse.
[22:47] Speaker 1: Man, worse than that.
[22:49] Speaker 3: Man, this is the worst movies you've ever seen. Man,
[23:00] Speaker 3: he's gotta be top to bottom.
[23:02] Speaker 1: Bad for Colored Girls.
[23:04] Speaker 6: I've never seen that. I don't even I don't even
[23:06] Speaker 6: want to see that trauma.
[23:08] Speaker 2: I just saw the play for Colored Girls. Michael ee
[23:16] Speaker 2: spoiler alert throws a baby out of a window.
[23:19] Speaker 3: I heard about this in this movie. Now is the
[23:21] Speaker 3: acting bad?
[23:24] Speaker 1: I didn't enjoy much of this movie at all.
[23:27] Speaker 3: So the acting was bad.
[23:35] Speaker 1: I just had to see the play. I think it
[23:39] Speaker 1: was worse because I just saw the play.
[23:41] Speaker 2: The play was good, it was amazing. RAN just happen
[23:44] Speaker 2: to see it. So when the movie came out, I'm
[23:46] Speaker 2: going expecting to see a version of what I saw.
[23:51] Speaker 3: What was the contrast the performances?
[23:57] Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess so, and it ratcheted up the tree.
[24:00] Speaker 2: I just I buy. I think Michael Eaet was in
[24:03] Speaker 2: the military. He had PTSD or something like that, so
[24:05] Speaker 2: he gave a bad performance.
[24:07] Speaker 1: No, he didn't know.
[24:08] Speaker 2: What I was gonna say, is I It was the
[24:11] Speaker 2: unbelievability of that move from a carrier, like to throw
[24:15] Speaker 2: your baby out the window.
[24:16] Speaker 3: So he's just straight up through a baby out the window.
[24:18] Speaker 1: He was losing his mind from the PTSD.
[24:20] Speaker 6: What do you think he was doing out the window? No,
[24:22] Speaker 6: he knew he was throwing a baby?
[24:25] Speaker 3: Was the point boo?
[24:29] Speaker 1: And I was just like, oh, yeah, it was two babies.
[24:33] Speaker 3: He threw two babies out the window.
[24:34] Speaker 1: He sure did.
[24:36] Speaker 6: He just threw him out the window. How did we
[24:38] Speaker 6: get to that point?
[24:41] Speaker 1: That movie?
[24:43] Speaker 2: It was mad at the mom Yes, the baby is that? Yes,
[24:50] Speaker 2: I'm off, I'm out, I'm out.
[24:53] Speaker 3: It sounds terrible, terrible.
[24:54] Speaker 2: It's trumpa porn and I don't like to use that word.
[24:57] Speaker 2: I think black people can. I think it gets used
[24:59] Speaker 2: a little too much, but it's it's properly attributed.
[25:04] Speaker 1: Orgy.
[25:05] Speaker 3: Yes, come out man.
[25:07] Speaker 2: Street Fighter, oh man, there was that in Mortal Kombat.
[25:14] Speaker 3: The first Mortal Kombat was good. What was it for
[25:17] Speaker 3: the time?
[25:19] Speaker 1: Who was your street Fighter?
[25:21] Speaker 3: John clauw Van Dad Raul, Julia's Bison. That was a moment.
[25:28] Speaker 2: I think Street Fighter made me feel like they shouldn't
[25:29] Speaker 2: have done They shouldn't do no more video game movies.
[25:31] Speaker 3: Street Street Fight.
[25:32] Speaker 6: Mortal Kombat too was trash, but Street Fight I saw
[25:38] Speaker 6: that in theaters. I was like, man, fuck this and
[25:41] Speaker 6: fuck you. I said, fuck you to whoever sitt next
[25:43] Speaker 6: to me. I don't know who it was. It was
[25:45] Speaker 6: a random family. I was like, man, funk this and
[25:48] Speaker 6: fuck you. That was pissed garbage.
[25:54] Speaker 1: I'm gonna go. Let me make sure after bright g
[26:02] Speaker 1: what is the name of this movie? Star wars?
[26:07] Speaker 3: Wait?
[26:07] Speaker 1: What is the Phantom Menace?
[26:09] Speaker 3: Worst movie? You've ever seen? Something? Your pigs be over
[26:13] Speaker 3: the top? I do you do?
[26:16] Speaker 1: You you saw it?
[26:17] Speaker 3: I'll see it several times.
[26:18] Speaker 1: It's not good. But jar Jar Now, let me tell
[26:22] Speaker 1: you what.
[26:22] Speaker 3: Jeor jar Binks is absolute garbage.
[26:24] Speaker 2: It's not a good movie at all. Jar Jar Binks
[26:26] Speaker 2: is the worst part of it. I'm gonna tell you
[26:28] Speaker 2: why I was so hyped to see the Phantom.
[26:31] Speaker 1: I mean they they blew the budget on the marketing.
[26:35] Speaker 1: Poster is great. Anakin as the kid Darth Vader is
[26:39] Speaker 1: the shadow, brilliant.
[26:42] Speaker 2: I don't want to see this little stupid kid build
[26:44] Speaker 2: pod racers all dog one movie.
[26:47] Speaker 1: Jar Jar Binks missasa.
[26:50] Speaker 3: That movie ruined that kid's life, did it?
[26:54] Speaker 1: Really?
[26:54] Speaker 3: He had a tough time because of that. He was
[26:59] Speaker 3: bashed up.
[27:00] Speaker 1: People people hating uh panteerra.
[27:04] Speaker 3: For David pissed at him too. But he was older.
[27:07] Speaker 3: But this is a kid. They star Wars fans are trashed.
[27:11] Speaker 1: They are the worst.
[27:12] Speaker 6: So imagine being a little kid going through reading and
[27:16] Speaker 6: experiencing that that's that that fucked him up.
[27:19] Speaker 1: I didn't know. It's the first I've heard of it.
[27:21] Speaker 3: It's hard for Adulse to recover from some criticisms.
[27:23] Speaker 1: Is pre social media. So what they was writing letters?
[27:26] Speaker 3: They was just talking that ship dang because this was
[27:30] Speaker 3: ninety nine.
[27:31] Speaker 2: Yes, I remember, and that was the same summer Matrix
[27:34] Speaker 2: came out ninety nine, didn't it. Yeah, I mean there
[27:36] Speaker 2: were so many good movies that summer, so I'm like,
[27:39] Speaker 2: we going a phantom minute.
[27:40] Speaker 1: Boy.
[27:41] Speaker 2: When that jar darf started talking, I said, man, and
[27:45] Speaker 2: I don't want it was too much on the racing
[27:47] Speaker 2: and then the like the planet stuff.
[27:48] Speaker 3: The worst movie you ever seen? Yeah, ton, we're about
[27:52] Speaker 3: to fight with Darth Maul.
[27:54] Speaker 1: Well that was great.
[27:54] Speaker 3: What about the what about the interplay between parts of
[27:59] Speaker 3: King Jones?
[28:01] Speaker 1: Yeah?
[28:02] Speaker 3: I like that. That gives you points. But the worst
[28:05] Speaker 3: movie you've ever seen? You got nothing.
[28:07] Speaker 6: You keep picking stuff, whereas it's like it was some
[28:10] Speaker 6: good elements, but these movies I'm picking nothing.
[28:13] Speaker 1: Work. Let me hear the rest of you, because I
[28:15] Speaker 1: I don't. It's really hard for me to be like,
[28:19] Speaker 1: this is.
[28:19] Speaker 3: Worst movies you've ever seen?
[28:21] Speaker 1: What you got?
[28:22] Speaker 3: I got a street Fighter, Joker Too, Speed Too Batman,
[28:27] Speaker 3: and Robin. Howard the Duck.
[28:29] Speaker 1: I loved.
[28:31] Speaker 3: That movie is absolute garbmente. Howard the Duck, Howard t Duck,
[28:39] Speaker 3: no way trash.
[28:41] Speaker 1: I love Howard of Dock. That movie sucks.
[28:43] Speaker 6: That movie ruined my movie nights on Instagram. What do
[28:46] Speaker 6: you mean remember what I was doing the movie nice, illegally.
[28:49] Speaker 3: On the line.
[28:49] Speaker 1: Yeah, Howard the Duck got you caught up?
[28:51] Speaker 3: When I did that, my numbers were never the same.
[28:58] Speaker 3: And don't don't boy pay me money to watch Howard
[29:02] Speaker 3: the Duck. He was like, you gotta watch how With
[29:04] Speaker 3: the Duck. You gotta watch how I'll pay you to
[29:06] Speaker 3: watch it. And I was just like, I don't want
[29:07] Speaker 3: to see that because I knew you.
[29:10] Speaker 1: Didn't watch it in real time. No, I can't speak
[29:13] Speaker 1: for it. I watched it when I was like eight.
[29:17] Speaker 3: I don't know absolutely, like, look at that, he's.
[29:20] Speaker 1: As big as me. I didn't. I can't if you
[29:24] Speaker 1: hadn't watched it as an adult guard However, you watch it.
[29:27] Speaker 3: This was during the pandemic.
[29:29] Speaker 1: Oh so you're forty.
[29:30] Speaker 3: I was fully gronky.
[29:31] Speaker 6: You can't go back and watch that, Johnny five right now,
[29:35] Speaker 6: John five, I'm sure will hold up.
[29:37] Speaker 1: I know.
[29:37] Speaker 2: But like as a child, you got the nostalgia factor
[29:40] Speaker 2: gonna boost it up. That's why you hate you a
[29:41] Speaker 2: good movie.
[29:42] Speaker 3: You're a good movie.
[29:43] Speaker 1: Nah, but you the nostalgia helps hide and watch out?
[29:45] Speaker 6: Man Duck is garbage? Garbage, yes, absolute. I got Mortal
[29:53] Speaker 6: Kombat two.
[29:54] Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that was terrible.
[29:55] Speaker 3: Steal shock, yes, garbage. That movie Blair Witch two.
[30:02] Speaker 2: I didn't even remember they made that. Also, I fell
[30:05] Speaker 2: for it. The marketing of Blair was tony tenth grade.
[30:10] Speaker 2: I am very gullible to advertising.
[30:13] Speaker 1: I was like, how did they get this footage?
[30:16] Speaker 5: Wow?
[30:18] Speaker 3: That's crazy.
[30:20] Speaker 1: I was fully weak to theater.
[30:22] Speaker 3: We shouldn't be watching this. I saw in the theaters.
[30:25] Speaker 3: I was disappointed.
[30:26] Speaker 1: I was like, man, I was disappointed to I was like,
[30:29] Speaker 1: they didn't really have a lot of footage. It was
[30:31] Speaker 1: a lot.
[30:31] Speaker 2: That's what made it extra scary because the footage was
[30:34] Speaker 2: the found footage thing was they created that genre for sure?
[30:38] Speaker 1: That movie was killing Yeah, but I but yeah, I
[30:41] Speaker 1: was sequel? Did you make a sequel?
[30:44] Speaker 3: Man? It was garbage we found I saw in the theaters.
[30:48] Speaker 3: May get me out of here, thirteen ghosts, worst movie
[30:53] Speaker 3: you've ever seen?
[30:54] Speaker 1: Hate that, the mom with the fat baby, Wooverine God.
[31:00] Speaker 3: I was like, man, I don't remember that.
[31:03] Speaker 1: I saw it.
[31:04] Speaker 3: I saw it, but I just don't. I almost screamed,
[31:08] Speaker 3: rod Digger Sabin.
[31:10] Speaker 1: I hated that movie.
[31:12] Speaker 6: Rod Digga could be a nice casting choice for living
[31:14] Speaker 6: single recast.
[31:16] Speaker 3: Yeah, so I don't remember hating it though.
[31:20] Speaker 1: I hated it.
[31:22] Speaker 3: Yeah, but I don't remember too much of it.
[31:23] Speaker 1: Hated hated it, hated it, hated it, hated it, hated it.
[31:27] Speaker 3: Simon says, what is that? It's a sequel to Double Team.
[31:34] Speaker 6: Dennis Rodman and John Claud Van Dam did a movie
[31:37] Speaker 6: together called Double Team.
[31:39] Speaker 1: I don't remember this at all.
[31:40] Speaker 6: So they had a sequel with John Claud I mean, uh,
[31:43] Speaker 6: Dennis Rodman in the lead called Simon says, Dame Cook
[31:47] Speaker 6: was in it too.
[31:49] Speaker 3: Man, what garbage. I don't even remember this at all,
[31:55] Speaker 3: complete garbage.
[31:57] Speaker 1: Simon says, was it based on the movie? I mean, uh,
[32:01] Speaker 1: the game?
[32:02] Speaker 3: No, it's just his name was Simon. So we're gonna
[32:04] Speaker 3: and we're gonna spell it s eas.
[32:09] Speaker 6: Arms folded on the movie poster, Simon says, you see
[32:14] Speaker 6: what we did there?
[32:16] Speaker 3: You see what we did that also Battlefield or oh
[32:21] Speaker 3: my god, garbage.
[32:25] Speaker 2: That's John Travolta in the like uh star trek kind
[32:28] Speaker 2: of makeup. I totally forgot about that movie. That movie
[32:31] Speaker 2: stunk it.
[32:32] Speaker 3: Up, guard bid that's all on the theater. I saw that.
[32:36] Speaker 3: I was like, man, fuck this and fuck you man
[32:41] Speaker 3: straight like that.
[32:42] Speaker 1: Yo. I totally forgot about that.
[32:44] Speaker 3: I cussed out the concessions people like you making the popcorn? Yeah,
[32:48] Speaker 3: which is fuck you? How about that? I was standing
[32:54] Speaker 3: there with my popcorn bucket?
[32:56] Speaker 1: They made up? That movie had a big buzz.
[32:58] Speaker 3: It did took a huge jail. El Ron hubb Ron
[33:03] Speaker 3: l Ron.
[33:04] Speaker 6: Hubbert related to Battlefield Earth is him? Yeah, el Ron
[33:10] Speaker 6: Hubbert indeed trash.
[33:12] Speaker 1: Oh y'all tripping? You got served? You're crazy? I mean
[33:15] Speaker 1: you got served? Was fantastic. What he grabbed the dudes
[33:19] Speaker 1: knees and you walk and let alone dance again. We
[33:23] Speaker 1: gotta say the community center to it took our moves.
[33:28] Speaker 3: That's all I have to all right, that's all I got.
[33:31] Speaker 3: I read off my lists.
[33:32] Speaker 6: I'm sure there has more than I really dig in,
[33:34] Speaker 6: but I didn't dig in to Leonard Part six. I
[33:37] Speaker 6: started watching Leonard Part six the other night, and it
[33:40] Speaker 6: started off crazy man Bill Cosby was riding the Ostrich
[33:44] Speaker 6: and I was like, what the hell is going to
[33:46] Speaker 6: This was the very beginning, and I was just like,
[33:48] Speaker 6: what the hell is happening here?
[33:49] Speaker 3: And then I fell asleep.
[33:51] Speaker 1: All right, we'll see y'all later

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