# Blobby The Shapeshifting Blob Goes to the Pool - A Bedtime Story for Kids

An episode of [Dad’s Bedtime Stories](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1652255830), 20 Sep 2026, 1 h 01 min.

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Blobby is heading to swimming lessons, but his attempt to fit in takes a hilarious turn when he transforms into a shark and sends the entire pool into a panic! Now it's up to you to save your shapeshifting friend with some quick thinking, a ridiculous shark-taming performance, and a daring escape. Donate to the show by joining my Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/user/shop?u=95723868 Check out Music From The Storyverse (we take suggestions for new songs):https://open.spotify.com/artist/4Zctlho04sh0A8jMXPbXkt?si=pwjUcikZRBacJ-boNxaMeA Buy my Coloring Book - https://a.co/d/9T67TTy Buy my Wizard Craft 2.0 Book - https://a.co/d/gabO5Of Buy my Cards of Power Book - https://a.co/d/aOIwSiq Buy A T-Shirt - Merch Shop: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TheBedtimeStoryVerse You can now leave me a voice clip with your name and story idea. If your story is chosen, I will play it on the show! https://www.speakpipe.com/Dadsvoicemail Click the following link to submit a story idea in writing: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdbkoegGV9R2FKVYQsZrA_Th4cGmZLehhMS-6P5MebM-zoBjQ/viewform?usp=sf_link Leave a comment: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSe8YTTSkUSaFUkPa3UovNGZ729UHkR8xEqSjxvlkFnO9rFBvA/viewform?usp=sf_link Youtube:https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLefIeJqwi4Bp5WVpcjx9Rx5gD5J_5KYQu&si=Bu7-iyCJqPYg5gTf Now available anywhere you get your podcasts. Help me out by following and/or rating the show. Comment on what you want to see happen next. If you like an episode, it goes a long way to share it on social media. https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100087924908464 Write to me at dad.bedtimestories@gmail.com Visit my website at www.dadsbedtimestories.com Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/dadsbedtimestories/ About The Podcast: Dad’s Bedtime Stories is the family-friendly podcast that turns listener ideas into immersive bedtime adventures kids (and parents) can enjoy together. I originally created these stories for my own children on nights when they couldn’t fall asleep. What started as a simple bedtime ritual has grown into a world of imagination designed to help families wind down together at the end of the day. Play an episode for your kids and encourage them to imagine they are the hero of the story — exploring distant planets, training dragons, discovering magic, or traveling through space — all while lying safely in bed with their eyes closed. Each 15–30 minute adventure is filled with science fiction and fantasy themes kids love: spaceships, dinosaurs, dragons, wizards, and whatever wild idea we dream up next. The stories are exciting, creative, and always safe for young listeners. When the adventure ends, the episode gently transitions into calming music to reduce distractions and help your child drift off to sleep — giving you a quiet moment to step out of the room and enjoy some well-earned alone time. Imagination first. Sleep second. Peace and quiet third. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/dad-s-bedtime-stories--6907147/support. Buy Cards of Power Series: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0GX2WYJF2?binding=kindle_edition&ref=dbs_dp_rwt_sb_pc_tkin Buy Wizard Craft 2.0: https://a.co/d/0h1pdKG5 Buy The Dad's Bedtime Stories Colouring Book: https://a.co/d/04yQEIZT

## Transcript

[0:04] Speaker 1: Hello, friends from across the nation and around the world.
[0:07] Speaker 1: I'm Martin, and you are listening to Dad's Bedtime Stories.
[0:13] Speaker 1: And tonight, we're going to jump back into the vault
[0:16] Speaker 1: and see what suggestions you have for us today.
[0:20] Speaker 2: Um, hi.
[0:23] Speaker 1: I'm Allie.
[0:24] Speaker 3: I've asked for an episode before, but this time it's
[0:29] Speaker 3: not a spaceship episode. It's, um, A blobby episode, and
[0:35] Speaker 3: this time you have to take him to swimming class.
[0:39] Speaker 3: I love you, podcast. Goodbye.
[0:42] Speaker 1: Well, Allie, I think I can make that happen. I
[0:46] Speaker 1: just had to think about why a blobby, shape-shifting blob,
[0:50] Speaker 1: that is to say, would go to a swimming lesson.
[0:54] Speaker 1: And then my mind went a little wild, and yeah,
[0:57] Speaker 1: this is what I came up with, so I really
[0:59] Speaker 1: hope you enjoy it. If you like the podcast, well,
[1:04] Speaker 1: I think you know what to do. You know, you
[1:06] Speaker 1: can leave us a review. You can share with a friend.
[1:10] Speaker 1: You can support us financially on Patreon if you feel
[1:14] Speaker 1: like doing that. Or you can just kind of deal
[1:18] Speaker 1: with the ads we have to put on the podcast
[1:20] Speaker 1: to make it financially viable. The, you know, the free
[1:25] Speaker 1: version anyways. Now it's time to get as comfy as
[1:30] Speaker 1: you can in that bed, close your eyes, and imagine
[1:34] Speaker 1: yourself doing what the kid in the story does. Imagine
[1:41] Speaker 1: yourself opening your eyes. Sunlight streams in through your window.
[1:48] Speaker 1: You stretch your arms above your head and let out
[1:52] Speaker 1: a gigantic yawn. Then you roll over. And that's when
[1:59] Speaker 1: you notice something moving beside your bed. A little blue puppy.
[2:07] Speaker 1: It has floppy ears, four tiny paws, and a tail
[2:12] Speaker 1: that's wagging so quickly you can barely see it. Blobby?
[2:19] Speaker 1: The puppy looks up at you, then suddenly it leaps
[2:22] Speaker 1: onto your bed. Before you can do anything, it begins
[2:26] Speaker 1: licking your face. Oh, Blobby, stop! You try to push
[2:33] Speaker 1: him away, but he's already climbing onto your chest and
[2:37] Speaker 1: licking your nose. Okay, okay. Good morning to you, too.
[2:43] Speaker 1: Blobby finally stops. He sits down on your stomach and
[2:48] Speaker 1: tilts his head to the side. Then his tail starts
[2:52] Speaker 1: wagging again. Come on, let's go get some breakfast. You
[2:57] Speaker 1: climb out of bed and Blobby immediately jumps down beside you.
[3:02] Speaker 1: The two of you make your way to the kitchen.
[3:05] Speaker 1: When you reach the kitchen, you notice that breakfast has
[3:09] Speaker 1: already been prepared. Sitting beside it is a little note.
[3:15] Speaker 1: You pick it up and read. Had an early morning meeting.
[3:20] Speaker 1: Don't forget to go to the swimming lessons today. We'll
[3:23] Speaker 1: meet you at home afterwards. Oh, right. Swimming lessons. You
[3:30] Speaker 1: place the note back on the table and begin eating
[3:33] Speaker 1: your breakfast. Blobby, meanwhile, is climbed onto the chair beside you.
[3:39] Speaker 1: He looks at the note. Then at you. Then back
[3:44] Speaker 1: at the note. His little puppy ears droop. His eyes
[3:49] Speaker 1: grow enormous. And he gives you the saddest puppy dog
[3:56] Speaker 1: expression you've ever seen. One that only a shape-shifting puppy
[4:01] Speaker 1: could actually give. Blobby? You stop eating. Oh no. Blobby
[4:10] Speaker 1: tilts his head. Blobby? You want to come to swimming lessons?
[4:18] Speaker 1: His tail begins wagging furiously. Yeah, I don't think that's
[4:23] Speaker 1: a good idea. People might notice a gigantic blue blob
[4:27] Speaker 1: jumping into the swimming pool, you know. Blobby considers this.
[4:32] Speaker 1: Then he suddenly melts. His four legs disappear, his body
[4:37] Speaker 1: stretches outward, a tail sprouts from one end, fins appear
[4:42] Speaker 1: along his side, and within a few seconds, there's a
[4:46] Speaker 1: bright blue fish flopping around on the kitchen floor. You
[4:51] Speaker 1: stare at him. Blobby, swimming lessons are for people, not fish. Fish,
[4:58] Speaker 1: I think, just naturally know how to swim. Blobby stops flopping.
[5:03] Speaker 1: Two little eyes look up at you. Then, his body
[5:07] Speaker 1: begins to change again. The fins disappear, his tail retracts,
[5:14] Speaker 1: two long legs stretch out underneath him, followed by two arms.
[5:21] Speaker 1: His body grows taller and taller, until you're looking at
[5:26] Speaker 1: something that's approximately your height. It has two arms, two legs,
[5:33] Speaker 1: a head, and, rather conveniently, a bathing suit and rash guard.
[5:38] Speaker 1: There's just one problem. He's still completely blue. You look
[5:44] Speaker 1: him up and down. Well, that's actually pretty good, except
[5:48] Speaker 1: people aren't normally blue. Blobby looks down at himself. His
[5:54] Speaker 1: skin begins changing color. The blue slowly fades away, replaced
[6:01] Speaker 1: by a color that perfectly matches your own skin. He
[6:06] Speaker 1: looks up at you again. That's better, but you narrow
[6:12] Speaker 1: your eyes. Something still isn't quite right. Blobby's head tilts.
[6:19] Speaker 1: I don't know, something about you looks... It just looks weird.
[6:24] Speaker 1: You walk around him. His arms look fine. His legs
[6:29] Speaker 1: look fine. His face is definitely a face. Although it's
[6:34] Speaker 1: a very smooth face. And that's when you realize something.
[6:39] Speaker 2: Hair.
[6:40] Speaker 1: You don't have any hair. Blobby immediately grows some. A
[6:45] Speaker 1: little patch appears on the top of his head and
[6:48] Speaker 1: then stretches into something resembling your own hairstyle. He looks
[6:54] Speaker 1: at you, hopefully. You look back. Huh. You walk around
[7:00] Speaker 1: him again. I mean, that's definitely better, but you still
[7:05] Speaker 1: look kind of strange for some reason. And he does.
[7:09] Speaker 1: Because for some reason his entire body looks a little
[7:14] Speaker 1: too smooth or perfect or something. Almost like somebody took
[7:21] Speaker 1: a perfectly normal person and made them out of modeling clay. Really,
[7:27] Speaker 1: really smooth modeling clay. You scratch your head. I don't know.
[7:34] Speaker 1: Then an idea occurs to you. Wait here. You run
[7:39] Speaker 1: upstairs and grab a swimming cap and a pair of goggles.
[7:44] Speaker 1: Then hurry back down. Alright, try putting these on. You
[7:50] Speaker 1: stretch the swimming cap over Blobby's head, covering up his
[7:54] Speaker 1: strange hair. Then, you carefully place the goggles over his eyes.
[8:00] Speaker 1: You step back. Huh, you know what? That's actually not bad.
[8:07] Speaker 1: With the swimming cap covering his hair and the goggles
[8:10] Speaker 1: hiding much of his face, Blobby looks reasonably human. At
[8:16] Speaker 1: least reasonably enough that no one would be rude enough
[8:19] Speaker 1: to question it. Okay, you can come, but keep those
[8:24] Speaker 1: goggles on and remember not to talk. Blobby tilts his head.
[8:30] Speaker 1: Most kids know how to speak English, Blobby. You can't
[8:33] Speaker 1: just walk around saying, Blobby, all the time. Blobby, he answers,
[8:41] Speaker 1: and you stare at him. He nods enthusiastically. Okay, I'm
[8:46] Speaker 1: going to assume that means you understand. You quickly finish
[8:51] Speaker 1: your breakfast, run upstairs, change into your own swimming clothes,
[8:55] Speaker 1: grab your goggles, and return to the kitchen. Okay, let's go.
[9:02] Speaker 1: You and Blobby head out the front door, and that's
[9:06] Speaker 1: when you check the time. Oh no, you're almost late.
[9:12] Speaker 1: Swimming lessons start in just a few minutes and You
[9:15] Speaker 1: still have to get all the way across town. You
[9:19] Speaker 1: look at Blobby. Blobby looks at you. Then he reaches
[9:24] Speaker 1: up and removes his goggles. He pulls off his swimming
[9:29] Speaker 1: cap and hands both of them to you. His skin
[9:33] Speaker 1: turns blue. His arms stretch outward. His body begins growing
[9:39] Speaker 1: and growing. Four enormous legs appear beneath him. A long
[9:45] Speaker 1: neck rises from his shoulders, two wings unfold from his back,
[9:51] Speaker 1: and within seconds, a sleek blue dragon, slightly larger than
[9:56] Speaker 1: a horse, is standing on your front lawn. you look
[10:01] Speaker 1: around frantically nobody seems to be watching at least okay
[10:08] Speaker 1: i guess that works blobby lowers himself toward the ground
[10:13] Speaker 1: when you climb onto his back and grab a hold
[10:16] Speaker 1: of his neck He leaps into the air, spreading his
[10:20] Speaker 1: wings wide. With a powerful flap, the two of you
[10:25] Speaker 1: rise above the houses. All right, Blobby. I think the
[10:30] Speaker 1: swimming pool's that way. You point ahead and Blobby simply nods.
[10:38] Speaker 1: You fly over the city, watching cars move along the
[10:42] Speaker 1: roads beneath you. And before long, You spot the swimming pool. There,
[10:50] Speaker 1: that's it. Blobby circles around the building. You look for
[10:55] Speaker 1: somewhere to land. There's a little wooded area beside the
[10:59] Speaker 1: pool with a large tree and some thick bushes around it.
[11:05] Speaker 1: Over there. Blobby folds his wings and dives. You duck
[11:11] Speaker 1: your head as the two of you swoop down behind
[11:14] Speaker 1: the bushes. He lands with a soft thump. You quickly
[11:19] Speaker 1: climb off. Okay, human again. Quickly. Blobby shrinks. His wings disappear.
[11:27] Speaker 1: His legs straighten. His body returns to its human shape.
[11:33] Speaker 1: Only this time something rather interesting happens. A swimming cap
[11:38] Speaker 1: appears directly on his head. Then a pair of goggles
[11:43] Speaker 1: forms around his eyes. You look at the original cap
[11:48] Speaker 1: and goggles in your hands. Then back at Blobby. Guess
[11:54] Speaker 1: you won't be needing these. You stuff them into your
[11:57] Speaker 1: bag and lead them from behind the bushes. The two
[12:01] Speaker 1: of you walk towards the building. Or at least you walk.
[12:07] Speaker 1: Blobby sort of moves. His knees bend a little bit strangely.
[12:13] Speaker 1: His feet occasionally slap against the pavement. He's walking, but
[12:19] Speaker 1: it certainly looks like it's the first time he's ever
[12:22] Speaker 1: done it. Alright, buddy, just one foot at a time.
[12:26] Speaker 1: Left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot, just like me.
[12:32] Speaker 1: Blobby watches carefully and tries to mimic you the best
[12:36] Speaker 1: he can. You enter the building and head towards the
[12:40] Speaker 1: changing area. show Blobby how to shower off before entering
[12:45] Speaker 1: the pool. He stands underneath the water, looks up, and
[12:51] Speaker 1: opens his mouth and starts drinking it. Blobby, you're supposed
[12:56] Speaker 1: to shower, not drink it. He closes his mouth. You
[13:01] Speaker 1: finish showering and make your way into the large indoor pool.
[13:06] Speaker 1: The smell of chlorine fills the air. Water splashes against
[13:11] Speaker 1: the edges and children are already climbing into the shallow
[13:15] Speaker 1: end and lifeguards are standing around the pool watching everyone
[13:21] Speaker 1: you make your way towards the bench where you normally
[13:24] Speaker 1: meet your instructor blobby sits beside you his legs are
[13:30] Speaker 1: perfectly straight his arms are perfectly straight he honestly looks
[13:36] Speaker 1: like a mannequin somebody has propped up against the wall
[13:39] Speaker 1: relax a little bit buddy look at me you whisper.
[13:44] Speaker 1: Blobby immediately bends his arms and legs. That's better, I guess,
[13:52] Speaker 1: though it still looks unnatural and weird somehow. A few
[13:56] Speaker 1: minutes later, a man wearing a red lifeguard shirt approaches
[14:01] Speaker 1: your group. Alright everyone, for those of you who weren't
[14:05] Speaker 1: here last time, my name is Todd and I'll be
[14:09] Speaker 1: teaching you today. Todd smiles. Today, we're gonna work our
[14:15] Speaker 1: front crawl, alright? And it's gonna be awesome. He leads
[14:20] Speaker 1: everyone into the shallow end. You climb down the steps.
[14:25] Speaker 1: Blobby follows. The moment his feet touch the water, he
[14:30] Speaker 1: looks absolutely delighted. You give him a warning look, and
[14:36] Speaker 1: he immediately straightens his face. Todd climbs into the pool.
[14:41] Speaker 1: Alright everyone, watch carefully. He pushes himself away from the
[14:46] Speaker 1: wall and demonstrates the front crawl. One arm reaching forward,
[14:53] Speaker 1: then the other, his legs kicking steadily behind him as
[14:57] Speaker 1: he turns his head to breathe. He swims halfway across
[15:02] Speaker 1: the pool before stopping. Alright, I'm going to call you
[15:06] Speaker 1: over one at a time. Swim towards me and then
[15:10] Speaker 1: I'll send you back. He calls your name. You push
[15:14] Speaker 1: away from the wall. You stretch your arms forward and
[15:19] Speaker 1: begin swimming. One arm, then the other. Kick, kick, kick.
[15:25] Speaker 1: You turn your head to take a breath and before
[15:28] Speaker 1: too long, you reach Todd. Great job, nice work. Now
[15:34] Speaker 1: turn around and head back. You do exactly that, until
[15:39] Speaker 1: you make your way back to the others in the
[15:41] Speaker 1: shallow end. Alright, next up, Todd points towards Blobby. Blobby
[15:49] Speaker 1: looks up at you. You give him a thumbs up.
[15:53] Speaker 1: He steps forward and slides deeper into the water. Immediately,
[16:00] Speaker 1: he begins doing something that can only barely be described
[16:04] Speaker 1: as swimming. His arms flop around, grabbing the water and
[16:09] Speaker 1: pulling himself forward. His legs kick, but he looks more
[16:15] Speaker 1: like somebody drowning than swimming. Somehow, despite all of that,
[16:20] Speaker 1: he slowly makes his way towards Todd. The other kids
[16:25] Speaker 1: begin chuckling. What is he doing? Does he even know
[16:29] Speaker 1: how to swim? Look at his legs! Blobby finally reaches Todd,
[16:35] Speaker 1: and Todd looks rather confused. Well, okay, you've definitely got
[16:41] Speaker 1: some things to work on. Maybe you're in the wrong level.
[16:45] Speaker 1: Why don't you turn yourself around and head back? Blobby does,
[16:51] Speaker 1: and then awkwardly splashes his way back toward you. When
[16:56] Speaker 1: he reaches the wall... You pat him on the shoulder
[16:59] Speaker 1: and tell him, good job, buddy. You can hear the
[17:03] Speaker 1: other kids whispering. Blobby looks down sadly. His shoulders droop.
[17:10] Speaker 1: Don't worry about it, buddy, you whisper. You're just learning.
[17:14] Speaker 1: That's what swimming lessons are for. Blobby looks at you. Blobby,
[17:21] Speaker 1: he says quietly. And there's something rather interesting about the
[17:25] Speaker 1: way he says it. almost as though he's saying, Oh,
[17:30] Speaker 1: you think I can't swim? Before you can stop him,
[17:36] Speaker 1: Blobby dives back into the pool. His body stretches, his
[17:41] Speaker 1: legs disappear, a large fin bursts from his back, and
[17:47] Speaker 1: a powerful tail grows behind him. And suddenly... a gigantic
[17:54] Speaker 1: blue shark blasts forward through the water. You stare. Oh no.
[18:03] Speaker 1: The shark shoots across the pool, back and forth, around
[18:08] Speaker 1: and around. Its enormous tail propels it through the water
[18:12] Speaker 1: at incredible speed. And of course, Blobby looks absolutely delighted
[18:18] Speaker 1: with himself. Unfortunately, Nobody else seems quite as delighted. Shark!
[18:28] Speaker 1: Someone screams. A lifeguard blows a whistle. Then another and another.
[18:34] Speaker 1: Everybody out of the pool! Within seconds, the entire swimming
[18:41] Speaker 1: pool erupts into chaos. Kids scramble toward the ladders. People
[18:47] Speaker 1: splash through the water. Someone drops their goggles. Todd immediately
[18:52] Speaker 1: starts helping everyone out. You climb onto the pool deck
[18:56] Speaker 1: along with the other kids. Then, you turn around. Blobby
[19:02] Speaker 1: is still swimming happily around the pool. Oh, Blobby, you mutter.
[19:09] Speaker 1: How did a shark get in there? Someone yells. Is
[19:14] Speaker 1: this even possible? Why is it blue? You look at
[19:19] Speaker 1: the lifeguards. You look at the shark, then back at
[19:23] Speaker 1: the lifeguards. There's really only one thing you can think of.
[19:29] Speaker 1: It's a terrible plan. An absolutely ridiculous plan, but it's
[19:36] Speaker 1: the only one you've got. You jump into the pool. No!
[19:43] Speaker 1: Todd screams. What are you doing? That's a shark! You
[19:49] Speaker 1: swim toward Blobby and grab a hold of its back.
[19:53] Speaker 1: He immediately begins pulling you around the pool. You lean
[19:58] Speaker 1: down and whisper into what you assume is his ear.
[20:02] Speaker 1: Okay Blobby, there's only one way out of this. I'm
[20:06] Speaker 1: going to pretend to knock you out. You just have
[20:08] Speaker 1: to go along with it. Then I'll carry you out
[20:11] Speaker 1: of the pool, and hopefully, if we do it quickly enough,
[20:15] Speaker 1: nobody will ask any questions. Blobby? He answers. You take
[20:22] Speaker 1: that as a yes. You pull yourself further onto his
[20:26] Speaker 1: back and wrap your arms around him. Then you shout
[20:31] Speaker 1: as loudly as you can. Don't. Worry everyone. The people
[20:36] Speaker 1: around the pool stop screaming. Well, most of them. I
[20:41] Speaker 1: come from a family of shark tamers. Todd stares at you. What?
[20:50] Speaker 1: I know a secret way to put sharks to sleep.
[20:55] Speaker 1: You reach around Blobby's body. You just have to grab
[21:00] Speaker 1: them like this. You tighten your grip, and then you
[21:06] Speaker 1: hit the special pressure point. You poke Blobby on the side. Now,
[21:13] Speaker 1: you whisper. Blobby immediately begins convulsing. His tail flaps wildly.
[21:22] Speaker 1: His entire body shakes violently. He rolls onto his side,
[21:26] Speaker 1: splashes around, and begins performing what might be the most
[21:31] Speaker 1: dramatic death or falling asleep scene you've ever witnessed. Just
[21:36] Speaker 1: imagine a seven-year-old pretending to die in a school play.
[21:41] Speaker 1: One who really, really wants everyone to pay attention to them.
[21:46] Speaker 1: That's basically what Blobby's doing. He flops, he shakes, he
[21:51] Speaker 1: rolls over, he flops again. You climb off and watch. Okay, Blobby,
[21:58] Speaker 1: you whisper. That's probably enough. He gives one final enormous
[22:04] Speaker 1: flap of his tail, then stops, completely motionless, floating on
[22:11] Speaker 1: the surface. You look up at everyone. See? Nobody says anything.
[22:19] Speaker 1: You quickly grab Blobby, lift him onto your shoulder, and
[22:23] Speaker 1: begin carrying him toward the pool steps. Now, carrying a
[22:28] Speaker 1: shark out of a swimming pool is not normally something
[22:31] Speaker 1: a kid should be able to do, but Blobby is
[22:35] Speaker 1: conveniently making himself rather light. Perhaps hollow in the middle
[22:40] Speaker 1: or something. You climb up the steps and start running.
[22:45] Speaker 1: Todd finally seems to find his voice.
[22:47] Speaker 2: Wait!
[22:48] Speaker 1: Wait! What are you doing? Taking them away, you say?
[22:53] Speaker 1: Animal control can get that. Don't worry, I've got it. Remember?
[22:59] Speaker 1: Shark tamers. You hurry toward the exit. Behind you, Todd
[23:04] Speaker 1: is still shouting something about sharks, safety, and how none
[23:08] Speaker 1: of this makes any sense. You don't stick around to explain.
[23:13] Speaker 1: You run straight over to the building. and head towards
[23:16] Speaker 1: the little wooded area behind the pool. Once you're safely
[23:20] Speaker 1: hidden among the trees, you drop Blobby onto the ground. Okay, quickly,
[23:27] Speaker 1: turn into something that can get us out of here
[23:30] Speaker 1: or something. Blobby begins to change. His shark tail stretches,
[23:36] Speaker 1: his fins disappear, his body grows longer and longer. until
[23:42] Speaker 1: he's transformed into a gigantic, sleek, and blue Chinese dragon.
[23:50] Speaker 1: Four little legs hang beneath his enormous snake-like body, long
[23:56] Speaker 1: whiskers extend from his face, and somehow he's floating in
[24:01] Speaker 1: the air. Without wings, you stare at him.' Ah, I
[24:07] Speaker 1: guess that works.' Blobby lowers himself and you leap on
[24:12] Speaker 1: his back.
[24:13] Speaker 3: Go!
[24:14] Speaker 1: He blasts out of the trees, straight up into the sky.
[24:19] Speaker 1: You cling to his back as the swimming pool disappears
[24:22] Speaker 1: beneath you. Within only a few minutes, you're flying over
[24:27] Speaker 1: your own neighborhood. Blobby descends behind your house and lands.
[24:34] Speaker 1: His long dragon body shrinks. His legs change, his whiskers disappear,
[24:41] Speaker 1: and within seconds, he's once again a little blue puppy.
[24:46] Speaker 1: He looks up at you. His tail wags. You just
[24:51] Speaker 1: stare at him. You know, I don't think we're going
[24:55] Speaker 1: to be allowed back at swimming lessons. Blobby, he says. Yeah, exactly.
[25:04] Speaker 1: You head inside and find that the television is actually on.
[25:09] Speaker 1: And as you walk into the living room, you hear
[25:12] Speaker 1: something rather interesting. We interrupt our regular programming with a
[25:18] Speaker 1: rather unusual report from a local swimming pool. You stop. Hopefully,
[25:25] Speaker 1: they're talking about another swimming pool. You look at the screen.
[25:33] Speaker 1: and you see a picture of the exact pool you
[25:36] Speaker 1: just left.
[25:38] Speaker 2: Oh no.
[25:39] Speaker 1: Earlier today, swimming lessons were interrupted when a mysterious blue
[25:45] Speaker 1: shark was spotted swimming in the facility. Witnesses claim that
[25:50] Speaker 1: an unidentified child, reportedly from a family of shark tamers,
[25:55] Speaker 1: jumped into the pool and used some sort of secret
[25:59] Speaker 1: pressure point technique to render the animal... Unconscious, you stare
[26:05] Speaker 1: at the television. The child then allegedly carried the shark
[26:10] Speaker 1: out of the building before disappearing into a nearby wooded area.
[26:16] Speaker 1: Officials are still looking into these, well, rather unusual claims.
[26:22] Speaker 1: You slap your palm against your forehead. Oh, Blobby. Blobby
[26:29] Speaker 1: just looks at you.
[26:30] Speaker 3: Then.
[26:31] Speaker 1: gives you an enormous puppy smile. You sigh and lie
[26:37] Speaker 1: down on the couch. What a day. Blobby, back in
[26:43] Speaker 1: his tiny little dog form, jumps up beside you. His
[26:48] Speaker 1: blue fur grows longer and softer and fluffier until he's
[26:55] Speaker 1: transformed into an incredibly fluffy dog. He crawls onto your
[27:01] Speaker 1: lap turns around a few times, and lies down. You
[27:07] Speaker 1: run your hand through his soft fur, and Blobby lets
[27:11] Speaker 1: out a long, satisfied sigh. You do too. Then you
[27:19] Speaker 1: feel your eyes starting to grow heavy. Your entire body
[27:24] Speaker 1: begins to just sort of relax. You slowly close your eyes...
[27:31] Speaker 1: Take in a deep breath and slowly let it out.
[27:37] Speaker 1: You sink down into the couch, rest your head on
[27:42] Speaker 1: the nice soft pillow, and with every breath, you sink
[27:48] Speaker 1: down a little bit deeper. Your arms and legs sink
[27:54] Speaker 1: into the mattress. Your shoulders and neck relax. And with
[28:03] Speaker 1: each breath, you drift off a little bit more to
[28:09] Speaker 1: thoughts of new dreams, new adventures, and new blobby transformations
[28:18] Speaker 1: to come. Good night, everyone.
[29:14] Speaker 2: Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. you Thank you.
[35:13] Speaker 2: you Thank you.
[37:53] Speaker 1: Amen.
[38:47] Speaker 2: Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
[44:19] Speaker 2: Thank you. Thank you. you Thank you. Thank you. Let's pray.
[49:27] Speaker 2: Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
[55:40] Speaker 2: Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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