# Jubal Phone Prank: “You Sit on Me Every Thursday…” This Phone Prank Gets CREEPY Fast

An episode of [Jubal Phone Pranks from The Jubal Show](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1601659576), 26 Aug 2026, 3:51.

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Sam gets a bizarre phone call from someone claiming to work at his gym, and the caller seems to know way too much about his workout routine. As the clues keep coming, Sam goes from confused to seriously creeped out—and then discovers there’s a lot more behind the strange call. Listen to this hilarious Jubal Phone Prank to hear how the mystery unfolds and why Sam is already planning revenge! The wildest, most hilarious prank call podcast from The Jubal Show! Join Jubal Fresh as he masterminds the funniest and most outrageous phone pranks, catching unsuspecting victims off guard with his quick wit, absurd scenarios, and unmatched comedic timing. Whether he's posing as an over-the-top customer service rep, a clueless boss, or an eccentric neighbor, no call is safe from his unpredictable humor. Get ready to laugh out loud and cringe in the best way possible! New episodes drop every weekday—tune in and let the prank wars begin! ➡︎ Submit your Jubal Phone Prank - https://thejubalshow.com This is just a tiny piece of The Jubal Show. You can find every podcast we have, including the full show every weekday right here… ➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com/podcasts The Jubal Show is everywhere, and also these places: • Website ➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com • Instagram ➡︎ https://instagram.com/thejubalshow • X/Twitter ➡︎ https://twitter.com/thejubalshow • Tiktok ➡︎ https://www.tiktok.com/@the.jubal.show • Facebook ➡︎ https://facebook.com/thejubalshow • YouTube ➡︎ https://www.youtube.com/@JubalFresh Support the show: https://the-jubal-show.beehiiv.com/subscribe See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

## Transcript

[0:00] Speaker 1: It's another Jubal phone prank. Weekday mornings on the 20s. Hello?
[0:07] Speaker 1: You sit on me every Thursday for 20 minutes. Come
[0:11] Speaker 1: there today and that's where you can get it. I'm sorry?
[0:17] Speaker 1: You sit on me every Thursday for 20 minutes. Come
[0:21] Speaker 1: there today and that's where you can get it.
[0:25] Speaker 2: Who is this and what the hell is going on?
[0:27] Speaker 1: Hello, is this Sam?
[0:31] Speaker 2: Yes?
[0:32] Speaker 1: Hi, Sam. This is Juniper. And I'm calling from the * * *
[0:38] Speaker 1: fitness that you work out at. You're calling from my gym? Yes.
[0:44] Speaker 1: How are you doing today? I'm fine. This is weird.
[0:49] Speaker 2: What's going on?
[0:50] Speaker 1: I'm going to say that one more time. You sit
[0:54] Speaker 1: on me every Thursday for 20 minutes. Come there today
[0:57] Speaker 1: and that's where you can get it. Okay, what, this is,
[1:04] Speaker 1: what is going on? I don't understand. Who are you
[1:07] Speaker 1: and why are you talking so weird? You come to
[1:09] Speaker 1: the gym about six days a week, and I... I do.
[1:13] Speaker 1: I've seen you many times, and I think you've been
[1:16] Speaker 1: doing a great job at working out, by the way.
[1:19] Speaker 1: Some definite results I can see.
[1:20] Speaker 2: Are you watching me?
[1:21] Speaker 1: I can see the results, especially in the glute area.
[1:25] Speaker 1: But anyway, yes, I have not been watching. I haven't
[1:28] Speaker 1: been watching you... Necessarily. Okay, this is... I don't understand
[1:33] Speaker 1: what's going on. Why have you called me from the gym?
[1:37] Speaker 1: I have something of yours. What do you mean you
[1:40] Speaker 1: have something of mine? You sit on me every Thursday
[1:44] Speaker 1: for 20 minutes, come there today, and that's where you
[1:46] Speaker 1: get it. Yeah, yeah, you said this.
[1:47] Speaker 2: You're starting to creep me out.
[1:48] Speaker 1: What the hell is going on? I'm so sorry, Sam.
[1:50] Speaker 1: I don't want to creep you out. It's just that
[1:53] Speaker 1: I work at the... Well, you're doing a terrible job
[1:54] Speaker 1: of it. I work at the... Fitness where you work out. Yeah,
[1:59] Speaker 1: I know you work at f * * * ing fitness.
[2:00] Speaker 1: You've told me that. What is the problem? I just
[2:02] Speaker 1: wanted to give you a call because I thought it'd
[2:05] Speaker 1: be a fun game for me and you. You thought
[2:08] Speaker 1: it would be a game to call me?
[2:10] Speaker 2: How did you even get my number?
[2:11] Speaker 1: You freak. It's a little game because I found something
[2:13] Speaker 1: of yours. I have something of yours. You have something
[2:18] Speaker 1: of mine. Did you take it from me? No, I didn't.
[2:22] Speaker 1: The other day when you were changing in the locker room,
[2:23] Speaker 1: you left your headphones and there was a note. On
[2:26] Speaker 1: your account that said to call if headphones were found
[2:28] Speaker 1: and I found them.
[2:30] Speaker 2: Okay, so you have my headphones. Okay, so you have
[2:32] Speaker 2: my headphones and you're calling me like this?
[2:35] Speaker 1: You couldn't just call me and say, hey, I have
[2:37] Speaker 1: your headphones. You have to be all weird and creepy.
[2:39] Speaker 1: I thought it could be a fun game for us
[2:40] Speaker 1: to play. I give you a clue and you. There
[2:43] Speaker 1: is no game.
[2:44] Speaker 2: How about the game is I have your headphones.
[2:46] Speaker 1: Please come down and get them. You sit on me
[2:48] Speaker 1: every Thursday for 20 minutes. Stop saying that. I was
[2:53] Speaker 1: trying to give you a clue. It's by the bikes.
[2:56] Speaker 1: The exercise bike is where I meet you today when
[2:58] Speaker 1: you come in for your normal. Listen to me. Listen
[3:00] Speaker 1: to me. Hey, hey, I don't need clues. I just
[3:04] Speaker 1: need you to say, please come get your headphones. You
[3:08] Speaker 1: sit on the exercise bike for 20 minutes every Thursday.
[3:11] Speaker 2: Okay, so you know I'm every Thursday.
[3:13] Speaker 1: This is getting weird.
[3:14] Speaker 2: This is messed up.
[3:16] Speaker 1: I'm going to call the cops. We're going to come
[3:17] Speaker 1: down here and figure all this out.
[3:19] Speaker 2: All right, then I'll let you know that this is
[3:20] Speaker 2: actually Jubal from The Jubal Show doing a phone prank
[3:22] Speaker 2: on you, and your girlfriend set you up. What?
[3:27] Speaker 1: It's a joke. What?
[3:28] Speaker 2: She said that you lost your headphones at the gym
[3:30] Speaker 2: the other day and wanted to mess with you.
[3:33] Speaker 1: And she thought it would be fun to have, like,
[3:35] Speaker 1: this creepy dude call me? Yeah. Yeah.
[3:38] Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
[3:41] Speaker 1: This is the creepiest phone call I've ever had. I'm
[3:43] Speaker 1: going to get her back. I swear to God. Wake
[3:47] Speaker 1: up every morning with Jubal Phone Pranks.
[3:49] Speaker 2: Weekday mornings on the 20s.

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