# New Roommate

An episode of [Kiss 95-7's War of the Roses](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1601657807), 15 Oct 2024, 7:00.

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Hannah from Bristol thinks her boyfriend is cheating on her. She thinks he's cheating with her best friend who just moved in. She found his tee shirt in her bedroom and wants to know what's going on.

## Transcript

[0:00] Speaker 1: Touching Connecticut theaters, Corny and Kiss in the Mornings, War
[0:03] Speaker 1: of the Roses.
[0:04] Speaker 2: I'm kiss ninety five to seven. How are you guys?
[0:06] Speaker 2: Are you ready for a little War of the Roses?
[0:09] Speaker 3: Yes?
[0:10] Speaker 2: All right. So Hannah is standing by in Bristol.
[0:12] Speaker 4: Hannah thinks that her boyfriend Kyle is cheating on her,
[0:16] Speaker 4: something to do with her best friends.
[0:18] Speaker 2: So, good morning, Hannah, morning. Hey, welcome to the show.
[0:23] Speaker 3: Thanks well, listen in.
[0:24] Speaker 2: I hope we can help you out.
[0:26] Speaker 4: I mean, obviously you know what War the Roses is about,
[0:28] Speaker 4: and we're going to try to get some answers. I
[0:30] Speaker 4: know what involves your boyfriend, Kyle. Why do you think
[0:33] Speaker 4: Kyle is cheating? What's going on?
[0:35] Speaker 3: So my best friend moved in with us a couple
[0:39] Speaker 3: months ago. Okay, her lease was up. She was having
[0:42] Speaker 3: a really hard time and so we like had her
[0:45] Speaker 3: move into our guest room.
[0:47] Speaker 2: That's nice.
[0:48] Speaker 3: She's my best friend. Yeah, Like her name is Kelly,
[0:53] Speaker 3: and lately I've just noticed Kyle being like kind of
[0:56] Speaker 3: flirty with her, like more than just friendly. Like they
[1:00] Speaker 3: we've always all been really close, but like it just
[1:03] Speaker 3: kind of feels different, and Kelly's kind of like looking
[1:06] Speaker 3: at him all the time, and then like I found
[1:09] Speaker 3: Kyle's T shirt in her room. She just kind of
[1:13] Speaker 3: laughed it off, but I was like, what the I
[1:15] Speaker 3: don't know, I just like have a really bad feeling
[1:18] Speaker 3: about it.
[1:18] Speaker 4: Was the T shirt like crumpled up on the floor.
[1:21] Speaker 4: Was it like folded neatly? Like it may be for
[1:23] Speaker 4: some reason you guys were all doing laundry together, or.
[1:26] Speaker 3: It was just on the floor. It was skilling halfway
[1:29] Speaker 3: under her bed, and she like laundry was her excuse, Like, oh,
[1:33] Speaker 3: I I picked it up because I was picking up
[1:34] Speaker 3: stuff from the living room. But like, I don't know
[1:36] Speaker 3: if I buy it. I mean, I hope I'm wrong,
[1:39] Speaker 3: But like something is up with them, Like the energy
[1:42] Speaker 3: has shifted. Okay, it almost feels like I'm the odd
[1:45] Speaker 3: one out.
[1:46] Speaker 4: Okay, you're feeling something that is women's intuition. You're feeling
[1:51] Speaker 4: something the fact that the T shirt was there, crumpled
[1:54] Speaker 4: and like under the bed. All right, this is what
[1:56] Speaker 4: we do, Hannah. We're gonna call up Kyle. Obviously, you
[1:58] Speaker 4: know what wore. The roses is all about about to
[2:00] Speaker 4: get some answers. If you're if you're ready to get them,
[2:03] Speaker 4: you're gonna be listening in. We're gonna call who's the florist?
[2:07] Speaker 2: It's I What does that speak? I love it when
[2:11] Speaker 2: it's Savannah. I always get so nervous because it's it's hard.
[2:14] Speaker 5: I was employee of the month whatever.
[2:18] Speaker 2: Hello, Hi is this Kyle?
[2:21] Speaker 5: Uh?
[2:21] Speaker 2: Yeah?
[2:21] Speaker 1: Yeah?
[2:22] Speaker 2: Hey, hey Kyle.
[2:23] Speaker 1: This is Miranda over at Flowers Express in Bristol. How's
[2:26] Speaker 1: it going this morning?
[2:28] Speaker 2: Oh it's not that pretty good? Oh good good. I'm
[2:32] Speaker 2: really glad to hear it.
[2:32] Speaker 1: I'm just giving you a call this morning to let
[2:34] Speaker 1: you know that you are the lucky winner of our
[2:37] Speaker 1: online weekly contest.
[2:38] Speaker 2: Congratulations.
[2:40] Speaker 3: Oh sweet?
[2:42] Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
[2:43] Speaker 1: So basically how this works is you won a dozen
[2:45] Speaker 1: free roses. We'll send them to anyone on your behalf.
[2:48] Speaker 1: The one thing I will be up front, it's a
[2:50] Speaker 1: little bit of a marketing scheme. We're not going to
[2:52] Speaker 1: send them to you, but we will send them to
[2:53] Speaker 1: someone else because, like you know, they'll get the flowers,
[2:55] Speaker 1: they'll be like, oh my god, Kyle, thank you so
[2:57] Speaker 1: much for the flowers. They're beautiful, and then they'll like
[2:59] Speaker 1: send flowers to some any next time from us, and
[3:01] Speaker 1: so will you.
[3:01] Speaker 2: So that's the only catch there.
[3:05] Speaker 5: Okay, okay, yeah, okay, yeah.
[3:08] Speaker 2: Cool awesome.
[3:09] Speaker 1: Right, Well, now that we know you're going to accept
[3:11] Speaker 1: the flowers, I have a cute little card.
[3:13] Speaker 2: If you would like trying a.
[3:15] Speaker 5: Message, Yeah, I don't know if I'm mean if I send,
[3:19] Speaker 5: it's like a business like a instead of like I
[3:21] Speaker 5: don't really want to give out like an address like
[3:23] Speaker 5: a personal address.
[3:25] Speaker 1: Does that work?
[3:27] Speaker 2: Yeah? I mean I don't.
[3:28] Speaker 1: I don't see why not, as long as someone's there
[3:29] Speaker 1: to sign for him.
[3:31] Speaker 2: Okay, okay, yeah, Well then on.
[3:35] Speaker 3: The card, could you write m okay, right right, Secret
[3:42] Speaker 3: lovers forever.
[3:43] Speaker 2: Secret Lovers forever. Okay, interesting?
[3:47] Speaker 1: Do you have a name that I could put on
[3:49] Speaker 1: the card? Yeah?
[3:53] Speaker 3: Put Kelly?
[3:54] Speaker 2: Kelly, Kelly?
[3:55] Speaker 3: Are you kidding me?
[3:58] Speaker 5: No? Boy?
[3:58] Speaker 1: Hello? What?
[4:01] Speaker 3: Oh my god?
[4:02] Speaker 2: Kyle, yep, I'm going to jump in it. Kyle. It
[4:05] Speaker 2: is Courtney, the Floris is Savannah Walmer. Jeff is on
[4:08] Speaker 2: the line. It is Kiss ninety five seven. You're on
[4:10] Speaker 2: the radio. You're on War of the Roses, and that
[4:12] Speaker 2: is your girlfriend, Hannah.
[4:13] Speaker 3: Go ahead, Hannah, what the hell is wrong with you? You're
[4:17] Speaker 3: sleeping with my best friend?
[4:19] Speaker 1: What are you doing?
[4:22] Speaker 3: No? Well, no, Secret lovers Forever. Means go out to joke.
[4:29] Speaker 3: We're just like, you know, she's going through it right now.
[4:32] Speaker 4: I'm just.
[4:34] Speaker 3: What is what? You know? This is a joke. You're joking.
[4:38] Speaker 3: This is all a joke.
[4:39] Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, she's going through She's going.
[4:42] Speaker 3: Through a tough time right now. You know that. Oh yeah,
[4:44] Speaker 3: you think she's going through a tough time. Now her
[4:46] Speaker 3: ass is about to be on the street, but she's
[4:48] Speaker 3: her time is about to get a lot worse. And
[4:50] Speaker 3: you know what, so it's yours.
[4:51] Speaker 5: Yes, you can both.
[4:52] Speaker 3: Get out of my house, don't no, don't know.
[4:55] Speaker 2: I'm like, it's not like it's really.
[4:58] Speaker 3: It's not like that secret lover forever. Oh my god,
[5:01] Speaker 3: I knew it. I knew something to meet.
[5:03] Speaker 1: With you too.
[5:04] Speaker 3: You guys have been acting so weird.
[5:06] Speaker 2: And his shirt do this to me, Hannah and his shirt?
[5:09] Speaker 2: Nothing going on?
[5:10] Speaker 3: Kyle? Your shirt and your shirt? Oh my god, yes,
[5:14] Speaker 3: your shirt was in Kelly zerow And she tried to
[5:15] Speaker 3: laugh at I cannot believe the two of you are
[5:18] Speaker 3: in on this.
[5:20] Speaker 1: Borrowed it.
[5:20] Speaker 2: She needed a shirt that has none That doesn't mean anything.
[5:24] Speaker 3: I know you're lying because that's not what she said.
[5:26] Speaker 3: She didn't say she borrowed it. But why wouldn't you
[5:29] Speaker 3: picked it up?
[5:29] Speaker 4: Why wouldn't she borrow her best friend's shirt, Hannah, not
[5:32] Speaker 4: her man, her best friend's.
[5:34] Speaker 3: Man that we all know you're lying. You're like, I
[5:38] Speaker 3: cannot believe this. You're such a.
[5:39] Speaker 2: Piece So I hate to be that guy.
[5:43] Speaker 5: Really, but from a guy's point of view, in my perspective, Hannah,
[5:47] Speaker 5: you are partly to blame for this that happening. You
[5:51] Speaker 5: brought another You brought it another, You brought another woman
[5:55] Speaker 5: into your home.
[5:56] Speaker 2: What does a guy to do?
[5:57] Speaker 3: It's not are you hitting me? She's my best well,
[6:01] Speaker 3: she was my best friend. I can't.
[6:02] Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just saying we all can everyone is to
[6:05] Speaker 2: blame here?
[6:06] Speaker 4: No, not everybody's to blame, Hannah. Do not listen to Walmart, Jeff, Okay,
[6:11] Speaker 4: do not listen. That's your best friend or was your
[6:13] Speaker 4: best friend. Kyle, you're a pig because I do believe
[6:16] Speaker 4: you're sleeping with Kelly.
[6:17] Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Hannah.
[6:19] Speaker 4: This is what we're going Okay, Kyle, this is what
[6:21] Speaker 4: we're gonna do.
[6:22] Speaker 2: Hannah.
[6:22] Speaker 4: We're going to offer you counseling if you want to
[6:25] Speaker 4: work through it, figure out what's going on. We're going
[6:27] Speaker 4: to pick up the tab for counseling. But I'm glad
[6:30] Speaker 4: that you did get some answers, and I hope you're
[6:32] Speaker 4: you know, you've got the answers that you need to
[6:34] Speaker 4: do what you need to do.
[6:35] Speaker 2: Hannah.
[6:36] Speaker 3: I had a feeling, and I guess I can't believe
[6:38] Speaker 3: I was right, But and glad I'm not sleeping with her.
[6:42] Speaker 2: Hannah.
[6:43] Speaker 3: Well, you're not sleeping with me anymore either, Buddy, good
[6:45] Speaker 3: for you, Good for you immediately.
[6:48] Speaker 4: All right, listen, Hannah, I'm gonna put you on hold Kyle.
[6:51] Speaker 4: We're gonna hang up with Kyle.
[6:52] Speaker 2: Hannah.
[6:52] Speaker 4: I want to talk to you off the air. Plus
[6:54] Speaker 4: we're going to hook you up with counseling. Okay, hold on,
[6:57] Speaker 4: hold on, Hannah.
[6:58] Speaker 2: Okay,

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