# Happy Hour

An episode of [Kiss 95-7's War of the Roses](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1601657807), 8 Aug 2023, 7:17.

Audio: https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/56402149/wotr.mp3

Damon from Cromwell thinks his wife is cheating. He said she drove a male co-worker home from a happy hour and now she's acting strange.

## Transcript

[0:00] All the hits, Kiss ninety five seven, Courtney and Kiss in the morning.
[0:03] All right, it is time for War of the Roses today. Oh,
[0:05] we're going to Cromwell today. Um, we have got Damon on the
[0:10] line. He thinks his wife Jaya is cheating. Good morning, Damon,
[0:13] good morning, welcome to the show. I hope we can help you out.
[0:18] I hope so too. You know. It's I'm you know, I
[0:21] was a little evident to reach out to you guys, but you know,
[0:24] like I gotta find out what's going on. Well, what's happening, buddy,
[0:29] what's going on? Long story short, I'm like eighty five percent sure
[0:34] my wife is cheating on me. Like I'm not, I'm not sure,
[0:38] but like something just feels wrong in my spirit. Like we've been together for
[0:43] a hot minute, you know, and okay, for the most part,
[0:46] things that have been normal. But lately she's been going out to the Friday
[0:51] hour, like like happy hour after work, which is something she never used
[0:56] to do, and like just a couple of months ago, she gets suddenly
[0:59] started doing that, and like she's been talking about her work Hubby Jared all
[1:04] the time, talking about how like may having fun together and she gave him
[1:08] a rude home and that just sounds it sounds weird, right, Well,
[1:17] I don't know, because Walmart Jeff is my work husband, and I call
[1:19] everybody Walmart Jeff. In fact, I think I had a painter in the
[1:23] house recently, give me an estimate. And when he no, I swear
[1:26] when he left, my girlfriend Ginger's like, you know, you called that
[1:27] painter Walmart Jeff like ten times. I'm like I did, and the guy
[1:32] didn't even flinch, he answered me crazy, Oh my god. So I
[1:36] feel like her dropping Jared's name, the fact that you said that she's going
[1:41] a happy hour and maybe would bring him home and stuff that would concern me
[1:44] more than her, just like dropping her work husband's name, right, And
[1:48] like, you know, I don't mind that she's out making friends, you
[1:52] know, but having been having a good time. Of course I want her
[1:55] to have a good time. But like, it's just weird that this is
[1:57] suddenly sorry to happen, you know, and like all of this at the
[2:01] same time. All right, So this is what I want to do,
[2:06] Damon. I want to call Jaya. I think what we should do is
[2:07] offer her. Why don't we do? You guys want to offer her like
[2:10] a couple's massage. I don't care. Sounds good, okay, Jeff,
[2:15] I think we're going to offer a couple's massage and see who she wants to
[2:17] join her. Okay, we're gonna try to get some information out. Damon,
[2:22] you're going to be listening in at any point. If you want to
[2:23] jump in and confront your wife, please do okay, all right? Why
[2:30] oh boy? Who's the who's going to be the It's not a florist?
[2:36] Is it you? Savannah todayptionist? Yes? Yes? Hello? Hey is
[2:44] this Jaya? Yes it is hey Ja. This is Lindsay calling you from
[2:49] the spot at Cromwell. How are you? Oh? Um, I'm good.
[2:52] How are you? I'm good? Thanks so much for asking. I'm
[2:54] calling to let you know that you are the winner of our friend program and
[2:59] that you have just won a free couple's massage. Congratulations. Oh wow really
[3:05] yeah, total totally free of charge. Um, you were referred by one
[3:07] of your friends. You won the lottery, so congratulations. UM. I
[3:12] have a little card if you're willing to accept. Oh okay, sounds awful.
[3:16] Yeah yeah, yeah awesome. So I have a card for the person
[3:19] that you would like to bring with you to the couple's massage, which it
[3:22] was fun to surprise somebody. So, UM, if you have a message,
[3:25] I can take that for you. Um M, let me think who
[3:30] should I send this to? Um? Why don't we? Why don't we?
[3:34] Why don't we start with the message and then I can get all the
[3:36] other information after. Okay, a message will say don't know what I would
[3:40] do without you? Lots lots And then who can I address the card?
[3:46] Too? M? Send this to my best friend Valerie? Valerie? Can
[3:52] we do everything? Valerie h samon Ja, Yeah, I gotta jump in.
[4:00] It is Courtney from Kiss of the Morning. The spat receptionist is Savannah
[4:02] Walmer. Jeff is on the line, Jay, that's your husband, Damon
[4:06] on the line. You are on War of the Roses because he thinks you're
[4:10] cheating. Go ahead, Damon, yo for real? Valerie, like,
[4:14] out of all the people, right, it's always weird that you wouldn't take
[4:18] me as your husband to go with you to a couple's massage? Are you
[4:25] taking Valerie? Damon? What's what's what's going on here? I don't understand
[4:31] what's going on here? Okay, So you've been acting weird lately, Like
[4:35] for the last couple of months. You never used to go out with these
[4:41] work people. You know before you didn't even really like Valerie, And now
[4:46] all of a sudden, you're going out every Friday. You're hanging out with
[4:49] these people you're going to spend time with, you know, the Jared and
[4:56] you know all those other people at your work, and now you get in
[5:00] the free couple's massage and you could taken Valerie as opposed to your husband.
[5:06] Damon, you don't even like massages, and Valerie is my best friend.
[5:11] We do everything together, you know that. Yeah, but that's not the
[5:14] point. The point is is that if a couple's massage something that you should
[5:20] do with somebody who you know you're in a relationship with. Okay, can
[5:27] I just get to the basics. I really need to know Jay, Are
[5:30] you cheating on Damon? This is what we're getting down to. He thinks
[5:32] something fishy is going on because you're going out every Friday night and you're dropping
[5:36] your work husband, Jared's name all over the place. I mean Valerie,
[5:39] Yeah, my girlfriend and I get like couple's massages, We get our petty
[5:42] accures together and all that so that's not that out of the ordinary. But
[5:45] I think I think you want to know, Damon, is she cheating on
[5:47] you? Right? Of course I'm not cheating on him. I've told him
[5:53] so many times. I just need my time to do things with my friends.
[5:57] This is my girlfriends, and nothing's going on with Jared. Definitely not.
[6:00] He's just a work colleague. Okay, interesting, All right, Well,
[6:04] listen, it's up to you. I mean, I mean, listen,
[6:06] here's what I want to do, because I know, Damon, you're
[6:09] frustrated, and I feel like in your I could hear it in your tone
[6:12] that you don't believe her and she's trying to be honest with you, and
[6:15] I hope you're being honest Jay. But she didn't write. If she something
[6:18] was going on with Jared, she would have wrote his name in the couple's
[6:20] massage. She told Savannah she wanted to go with her best friend Valerie.
[6:25] I get it. I think what I should do is offer you, guys,
[6:28] couples counseling will pay for it and it can work on some of those
[6:30] trust issues, break everything down for you. What do you think I mean,
[6:35] I'm up for it if she's up for it. I just think,
[6:40] you know, I just I care so much, and I just think it's
[6:43] weird you know that the first person you thought of in this was not your
[6:50] husband but a friend. All Right, listen, I don't want to upset
[6:55] everybody. I feel like I feel like Jay is really upset at this point.
[7:00] To put you guys on hold, I'll give you more information on the
[7:01] counseling, and you guys can work through it that way together. Okay,
[7:03] maybe you will after you do a little counseling. Want to do the couple's
[7:08] massage together. It'll bring it closer together. So I appreciate you guys being
[7:11] on more of the roses. I'm gonna put you both on hold. Is
[7:14] that okay? Yeah, okay,

Shows are listed from Apple Podcasts' charts and directory, and Podcast Index where it is used. Every show and episode belongs to its publisher and plays from the publisher's own feed; this site hosts none of them.
