# Peanut Butter Cookie

An episode of [Kiss 95-7's War of the Roses](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1601657807), 11 Mar 2025, 5:47.

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Lindsay from Enfield thinks her boyfriend is cheating on her. He recently stopped eating peanuts and his ex has a peanut allergy. She wants to know what's going on and if he's cheating.

## Transcript

[0:00] Speaker 1: Catchain, Connecticut Cheaters, Cordy and Kiss in the Mornings, War of.
[0:03] Speaker 2: The Roses I Kiss ninety five seven.
[0:06] Speaker 3: All right, you guys, it is time for War the
[0:08] Speaker 3: Roses going to Enfield, Jeff, that is like your hometown.
[0:12] Speaker 3: Lindsay's on the line, and apparently she thinks that her
[0:15] Speaker 3: boyfriend Justin is cheating.
[0:16] Speaker 2: Good morning, Lindsay.
[0:18] Speaker 4: Hi, y'all.
[0:19] Speaker 3: Oh gosh, I hope I can help you out. So
[0:21] Speaker 3: obviously you know what War the Roses is all about. Yeah,
[0:25] Speaker 3: I can tell that you're a little frustrated or sad
[0:28] Speaker 3: this morning. Tell me why you think your boyfriend Justin
[0:31] Speaker 3: is cheating?
[0:32] Speaker 4: Okay, you guys, Okay, so she's probably gonna laugh at these,
[0:36] Speaker 4: but I think I think my boyfriends cheating with this ex. Emma.
[0:43] Speaker 3: Okay, why what is he doing? What is he acting strange?
[0:48] Speaker 4: Yeah, cause he's being a little distant. But the thing
[0:49] Speaker 4: is he stops eating peanuts or anything with peanuts in them.
[0:54] Speaker 2: Okay, wait, you think he's cheating.
[0:57] Speaker 3: Wait, yeah, you think he's cheating on you with his
[0:59] Speaker 3: ex go over because they won't eat peanuts.
[1:01] Speaker 4: But I don't understand the time his ex has peanut allergies.
[1:06] Speaker 2: Oh, I get it.
[1:08] Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, this is interesting because I feel like I
[1:11] Speaker 3: read somewhere Jeff, don't peanut allergies are serious. If he's
[1:16] Speaker 3: cheating on you with this girl, Emma, whatever, if he
[1:21] Speaker 3: ate peanuts at your house and then kissed her, she
[1:24] Speaker 3: could have Yes, you can't kiss somebody who ate peanuts, Jeff.
[1:27] Speaker 2: Okay, yea.
[1:28] Speaker 4: So so I wanted I wanted to know, like if
[1:32] Speaker 4: he was cheating or he started following her again on Instagram,
[1:37] Speaker 4: and like I made him peanut butter cookies and he
[1:40] Speaker 4: refused to touch them.
[1:42] Speaker 2: Savage Absolutely, I love that.
[1:45] Speaker 3: So you you tricked your boyfriend by making him cookies.
[1:50] Speaker 4: Yeah, like in the past they keep a gobbled on
[1:53] Speaker 4: mar but he didn't even touch them, he refused.
[1:56] Speaker 3: This is so crazy, all right, So this is what
[2:01] Speaker 3: we're going to do. I hope that he's not cheating,
[2:03] Speaker 3: that maybe he just didn't want the added fat and
[2:06] Speaker 3: calories of like peanuts.
[2:07] Speaker 5: Could be it.
[2:09] Speaker 3: So I'm gonna put you on hold, Lindsey. We're gonna
[2:13] Speaker 3: call We're gonna call him. We're gonna call him, justin
[2:15] Speaker 3: your boyfriend, and we're gonna ask him, offer him roses
[2:19] Speaker 3: and hold on and let's call him.
[2:22] Speaker 2: I'm craving peanut butter cookies right now. I know they're
[2:25] Speaker 2: so good, like so good. You know, you know what
[2:30] Speaker 2: else is really good as that popcorn that's got the
[2:32] Speaker 2: chocolate peanut butter drizzle.
[2:33] Speaker 1: Oh hell, hey.
[2:36] Speaker 2: Good morning?
[2:37] Speaker 5: Is justin there? Hey?
[2:40] Speaker 2: What's up?
[2:40] Speaker 5: This is Bobby from Flowers Express over on hazard app.
[2:43] Speaker 5: How you doing this morning?
[2:45] Speaker 4: Oh I'm good.
[2:47] Speaker 1: Hey.
[2:48] Speaker 5: I was just shooting you to call and let you
[2:49] Speaker 5: know that you actually won a dozen roses in our
[2:51] Speaker 5: online weekly contest.
[2:52] Speaker 2: Congratulations.
[2:55] Speaker 1: Oh really yeah absolutely? Yees.
[2:57] Speaker 5: So that's a pretty cool deal. Here's the deal. We're
[2:59] Speaker 5: going We're not gonna send you the flowers justin We're
[3:02] Speaker 5: actually gonna send the flowers to someone on your behalf
[3:04] Speaker 5: in brighton their day.
[3:07] Speaker 1: Oh that's amazing. Yeah, let's do it. Yeah.
[3:09] Speaker 5: So if you have like a wife, a girlfriend, a mother,
[3:13] Speaker 5: a great secretary at work, a coworker, you're going to
[3:16] Speaker 5: brighten their day.
[3:17] Speaker 1: Amazing, man. Yeah, no, let's send it to my girlfriend.
[3:20] Speaker 1: That sounds great.
[3:20] Speaker 5: Awesome. So here's the deal. I have a card in
[3:22] Speaker 5: front of me. I can write a little message on
[3:25] Speaker 5: the card. If you can think of something to jot down.
[3:29] Speaker 1: Uh oh, I don't know, man, that I kind of
[3:33] Speaker 1: on the spot. Not great at coming up with this
[3:35] Speaker 1: kind of thing. People usually right.
[3:37] Speaker 5: Usually like love you lots, or I love you something
[3:40] Speaker 5: like that. Yeah, what about like, uh, I'm nuts for
[3:46] Speaker 5: you something like that.
[3:48] Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's funny. I actually I definitely can't do
[3:51] Speaker 1: that one. It's funny. My girlfriend Emma has a nut allergy,
[3:55] Speaker 1: so that one at works.
[3:56] Speaker 5: She's that type of person.
[3:58] Speaker 4: Are you serious?
[3:59] Speaker 2: Right now?
[4:00] Speaker 4: What the.
[4:03] Speaker 5: Whoa?
[4:03] Speaker 3: Hey, I'm going to jump in Justin. It is Courtney,
[4:06] Speaker 3: Savannah's here. The florist is Walmart. Jeff, your girlfriend Lindsay
[4:11] Speaker 3: is on the line, and I heard him say his
[4:13] Speaker 3: girlfriend Emma.
[4:15] Speaker 2: Go ahead, Lindsay.
[4:17] Speaker 4: Everybody heard it.
[4:17] Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay, So she was right on, She was
[4:23] Speaker 1: right on.
[4:24] Speaker 3: Justin, you stopped eating peanuts. She made you peanut butter cookies.
[4:28] Speaker 3: You refuse to eat him. Is that because you're cheating
[4:31] Speaker 3: on her with Emma?
[4:33] Speaker 1: I mean, listen, this is not how I wanted to,
[4:37] Speaker 1: you know, have this conversation is oh wait, oh no, really?
[4:43] Speaker 1: I mean, okay, I guess since this is happening, I
[4:46] Speaker 1: wanted to have the conversation. I didn't know how to
[4:48] Speaker 1: bring it up, but yeah, I have got back with
[4:51] Speaker 1: my ex. Oh man, this is awkward.
[4:56] Speaker 2: Lindsay, Are you okay? I can hear Lindsay crying. Listen.
[4:59] Speaker 2: Here's that's the thing. Justin need to be a man.
[5:02] Speaker 3: Before you cheat on your girlfriend and you know you
[5:05] Speaker 3: have feelings for another woman, break it off. I know.
[5:08] Speaker 2: Don't be a coward. You're a cowd it's like a
[5:10] Speaker 2: coward thing to do.
[5:12] Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I am sorry, I am sorry, I do apologize.
[5:18] Speaker 1: Thank you.
[5:19] Speaker 3: All right, this is so awkward. I can tell that
[5:21] Speaker 3: you are shocked, Lindsay. Well, this is what I'm gonna do.
[5:23] Speaker 3: I'm gonna put you guys on hold. He's already started
[5:26] Speaker 3: another relationship with his ex, so we usually offer counseling.
[5:30] Speaker 3: I want to talk to you as well, Lindsay, because
[5:32] Speaker 3: if you want to go talk to somebody or have
[5:33] Speaker 3: counseling to get help you get through the breakup, we're
[5:36] Speaker 3: gonna pay for it.
[5:36] Speaker 2: Okay, that's fine.
[5:38] Speaker 4: He's the size of a peanut anyway, So okay.
[5:42] Speaker 3: Shoot, all right, I'm gonna put you guy. I'm gonna
[5:44] Speaker 3: put you both on hold.
[5:45] Speaker 2: Hold on

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