# Still Friends

An episode of [Kiss 95-7's War of the Roses](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1601657807), 3 Sep 2024, 5:56.

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Melissa thinks her boyfriend is cheating on her after he wished her a happy birthday and it wasn't her birthday. She wants to know if he's still talking to his ex girlfriend.

## Transcript

[0:00] Speaker 1: Catching Connecticut cheaters Cordy and Kiss in the mornings, War
[0:03] Speaker 1: of the Roses and Kiss ninety five to seven.
[0:06] Speaker 2: All right, it is.
[0:07] Speaker 3: Almost time for War of the Roses. If you're just
[0:09] Speaker 3: tuning in War the Roses, if you think your significant
[0:12] Speaker 3: other is cheating, you give us a call. We get
[0:14] Speaker 3: answers through like a fake florist and fake flowers, but
[0:17] Speaker 3: it's always very interesting and we do get a lot
[0:19] Speaker 3: of good answers. We're going to Cromwell this morning because
[0:22] Speaker 3: Melissa thinks your boyfriend Chris is cheating. Good morning, Melissa,
[0:27] Speaker 3: good morning, Hello listen, welcome to the show. Obviously you
[0:32] Speaker 3: know what War of the Roses is all about and
[0:34] Speaker 3: how we're going to try and get some answers for you.
[0:35] Speaker 3: But why do you think your boyfriend Chris is cheating?
[0:38] Speaker 3: What's going on?
[0:39] Speaker 2: So he has this ex name Kelly. Okay, and okay,
[0:44] Speaker 2: recently my boyfriend of eight months by the way, so
[0:48] Speaker 2: we've been dating for a while now. He texted me
[0:51] Speaker 2: wishing me a happy birthday.
[0:53] Speaker 3: Okay, happy birthday.
[0:55] Speaker 1: It's not happy you have.
[0:56] Speaker 2: My birthday is in January.
[0:59] Speaker 1: Okay.
[1:00] Speaker 3: Oh oh so okay.
[1:03] Speaker 2: I was like, hey, you know it's not my birthday, right,
[1:05] Speaker 2: and he he was like, oh hah, like it was
[1:08] Speaker 2: a joke. It was a joke. It was a joke.
[1:11] Speaker 2: So I was a little confused. And then, you know,
[1:14] Speaker 2: my friends and I playing amateur detective, get online. We
[1:18] Speaker 2: look up you know, his exes or whatever. I found
[1:21] Speaker 2: out it was his exus Kelly's birthday when he texted me,
[1:25] Speaker 2: have me.
[1:26] Speaker 3: Warn then, okay, all right, let me break this down. So, Melissa,
[1:29] Speaker 3: your boyfriend Chris. You think he meant to text his
[1:32] Speaker 3: ex girlfriend by accident he texted you.
[1:35] Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, it's something's weird.
[1:38] Speaker 3: We're gonna call Chris right now, Hank tight. How about
[1:44] Speaker 3: this one?
[1:44] Speaker 1: I don't like this at all.
[1:47] Speaker 3: Strange. Hello?
[1:53] Speaker 1: Oh hiuy?
[1:53] Speaker 3: Is this Chris Niah?
[1:56] Speaker 1: Who's calling?
[1:57] Speaker 2: Hi?
[1:57] Speaker 1: Chris? This is Karina from Flowers Expressing Crownwell, how are you.
[2:02] Speaker 1: I'm good, I'm good. Thank you so much for asking.
[2:05] Speaker 1: I'm calling to let you know this morning that you
[2:07] Speaker 1: are the lucky winner of our online weekly contest. Congratulations.
[2:12] Speaker 3: Okay, wait, that's dope.
[2:14] Speaker 2: I don't remember signing up for anything, so I get Yeah.
[2:17] Speaker 1: So, basically, we buy these third party marketing lists as
[2:20] Speaker 1: a way of advertising and so we picked your name
[2:22] Speaker 1: this week, and you are the lucky recipient of a
[2:25] Speaker 1: dozen long stem roses, completely free of charge. No dope, yeah, absolutely.
[2:31] Speaker 1: So we don't need any credit card information, we don't
[2:34] Speaker 1: need any personal information. The only thing that I'm going
[2:37] Speaker 1: to need from you is a name and somewhere to
[2:39] Speaker 1: send these flowers. I will be very upfront with you.
[2:42] Speaker 1: This is a pay forward promotion, so we're not going
[2:44] Speaker 1: to send the flowers to you, but we'll send them
[2:46] Speaker 1: to somebody on your behalf. If you're okay with that.
[2:50] Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I mean yeah, that sounds good. All right, excellent. Well,
[2:53] Speaker 1: if you're ready to move forward, I have a delicate
[2:56] Speaker 1: little card right in front of me, very demure, very cute.
[2:59] Speaker 1: See okay, if you have a message that you would
[3:03] Speaker 1: like to.
[3:04] Speaker 2: Write, uh, let's do happy belated birthday.
[3:10] Speaker 1: Happy belated birthday. Awesome. I can put a couple like
[3:15] Speaker 1: little balloons or maybe like a little cake if you'd like, Yeah,
[3:20] Speaker 1: let's do a cake. Awesome, little cake emoji. That's cute, awesome.
[3:23] Speaker 1: And then who can I address the card to? Put?
[3:29] Speaker 2: Kelly?
[3:30] Speaker 3: Kelly?
[3:30] Speaker 1: Is that an I E? Is that a y an
[3:34] Speaker 1: I E? Awesome?
[3:35] Speaker 2: Okay, I'm sorry, I can I interrupt here?
[3:39] Speaker 3: YEAHI Chris, go ahead, Chris, that's Melissa, your girlfriend.
[3:42] Speaker 2: Go ahead, Melissa, Hi, Chris. Uh? Well, clearly obviously you're
[3:49] Speaker 2: not sending flowers to Kelly here. I I just wanted
[3:53] Speaker 2: to see if that's something that you would still do.
[3:56] Speaker 2: And here you are doubling down on her birthday with Rose,
[4:02] Speaker 2: my friend, she's my friend. You're sending a girl twelve
[4:09] Speaker 2: dozen roses. That's not your girlfriend. I don't care. I
[4:13] Speaker 2: don't care who she is, but even where she's your ex, Like,
[4:18] Speaker 2: you can't send your ex twelve dozen roses for her birthday?
[4:21] Speaker 2: What is wrong with you?
[4:23] Speaker 3: It's only twelve dozen, it's just one dozen, but you're
[4:26] Speaker 3: actually it's no dozens because it's we're not sending any
[4:29] Speaker 3: roses because it's war of the Roses and you're on
[4:31] Speaker 3: the radio.
[4:31] Speaker 2: Chris, Okay. I mean, I don't know why she's freaking
[4:35] Speaker 2: out with Kellery and I are just friends and.
[4:37] Speaker 3: It is what it is.
[4:38] Speaker 2: But you're you're sending her flowers. You don't understand, Like
[4:42] Speaker 2: do you not know how women think? Like I don't
[4:45] Speaker 2: you think you can just send your ex flowers and
[4:47] Speaker 2: she's not going to think anything of it.
[4:49] Speaker 3: Yeah, it's ridiculous.
[4:50] Speaker 2: Two months, like we're friends, ever?
[4:55] Speaker 3: Two months is nothing? Are you kidding me? Because stop?
[4:57] Speaker 3: I can't with you, Chris. You just sent your ex
[5:00] Speaker 3: girlfriend roses? Well she's not actually getting them, but instead
[5:04] Speaker 3: of your girlfriend. Wasn't a text message enough that you
[5:08] Speaker 3: by accident sent your girlfriend and not Kelly.
[5:11] Speaker 2: I mean, I don't even know what to say.
[5:12] Speaker 1: It was a stupid I mean, Chris, I'll just be
[5:15] Speaker 1: I'll just be sure with you. My husband is friends
[5:17] Speaker 1: with one of his exes. He has never ever ever
[5:19] Speaker 1: sent her flowers ever.
[5:23] Speaker 3: It's just it's it's strange. Are you sleeping with her?
[5:25] Speaker 3: Are you cheating on Melissa?
[5:27] Speaker 2: I feel like this is a type of Okay, I
[5:30] Speaker 2: just I can't believe you, Like I don't believe it,
[5:32] Speaker 2: Like here you are sending her flowers. It makes no sense.
[5:35] Speaker 1: Oh my god.
[5:36] Speaker 3: I feel like it's a form of emotional cheating. This
[5:39] Speaker 3: is what I'm gonna do, Melissa. I mean, Chris, you
[5:41] Speaker 3: can hang up if you want. I'm gonna put you
[5:43] Speaker 3: on whole, Melissa, because if you if you feel like
[5:44] Speaker 3: you want to do couples counseling and maybe talk through
[5:48] Speaker 3: some things and find out if he really is just
[5:50] Speaker 3: friends with Kelly. We'll pay for it, okay, all right, thanks,

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