# Walking The Dog

An episode of [Kiss 95-7's War of the Roses](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1601657807), 21 Oct 2025, 7:14.

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Morgan from Newington thinks her boyfriend is cheating. He started walking his neighbor's dog at night and won't answer the phone after 9 pm. She wants to know if he's cheating.

## Transcript

[0:00] Speaker 1: All right, we're going to Newington this morning. Morgan is
[0:02] Speaker 1: on the line. Morgan is having a problem with her
[0:04] Speaker 1: boyfriend Dave. Good morning, Morgan, how are you?
[0:07] Speaker 2: Good morning? I'm well, thanks, how are you?
[0:09] Speaker 3: I'm okay. I hope that we can help you.
[0:12] Speaker 1: I know you're on War of the Roses for a reason,
[0:14] Speaker 1: and that reason is because you think your boyfriend Dave
[0:16] Speaker 1: is cheating.
[0:18] Speaker 3: What's going on? What makes you think this?
[0:21] Speaker 2: Yeah, so basically he's just been acting kind of weird
[0:26] Speaker 2: because lately he's been refusing to answer his phone after
[0:30] Speaker 2: nine pm. Okay, So, like about a month ago, he
[0:35] Speaker 2: told me that he offered to walk his new neighbor's dog.
[0:40] Speaker 2: Her name is Chloe, And basically, like, is he walking
[0:46] Speaker 2: the dog at night?
[0:47] Speaker 3: Is that what you're telling me? He's walking the dog
[0:49] Speaker 3: at night?
[0:51] Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, that's what he's telling me. But I ran
[0:56] Speaker 2: into like one of Dave's friends who lived in the
[0:59] Speaker 2: same complex as Dave and Chloe, and when I mentioned
[1:03] Speaker 2: how nice it was of Dave to like walk her dog,
[1:06] Speaker 2: his friend responded that he didn't know Chloe had a
[1:09] Speaker 2: dog and that he's never seen a dog.
[1:11] Speaker 4: Why is he walking a dog at night?
[1:13] Speaker 3: In the dark, you go to walk the dog before
[1:15] Speaker 3: it goes to dad.
[1:16] Speaker 5: No, yeah, maybe she's working, maybe the chick's working. And
[1:19] Speaker 5: here here's the other thing about guys and their friends.
[1:22] Speaker 5: We don't pick up on details such as if so
[1:25] Speaker 5: and so has a dog.
[1:26] Speaker 3: I get where Savannah is going with this though.
[1:28] Speaker 1: That's why I'm sorry, savan I thought you meant like,
[1:29] Speaker 1: why are you walking a dog at night? You're saying,
[1:31] Speaker 1: why is he walking the neighbor's dog anyway at night?
[1:34] Speaker 3: Is there something wrong with the neighbor?
[1:36] Speaker 4: Yeah?
[1:38] Speaker 2: I have no idea. Okay, Yeah, it's kind of weird.
[1:43] Speaker 2: It seems just like a convenient excuse to not have
[1:46] Speaker 2: to answer my calls or text right.
[1:49] Speaker 4: But also, who's walking a dog at nine o'clock at night?
[1:51] Speaker 3: Like I feel like that's maybe.
[1:52] Speaker 5: Maybe she's a stripper and stop stop, maybe she.
[1:56] Speaker 6: Works at night and the guy has to walk the dog.
[1:59] Speaker 3: That's what I think.
[2:00] Speaker 4: You can't do it at like seven before before it
[2:02] Speaker 4: gets really dark.
[2:03] Speaker 3: Okay, for six, we're just we're not gonna be go go, go, go, Morgan.
[2:07] Speaker 1: We're gonna call up Dave and we're going to offer
[2:10] Speaker 1: him roses. We'll try to get some information out of him.
[2:12] Speaker 1: I think it is sketchy not answering his phone after
[2:14] Speaker 1: a certain time doing something with this girl Chloe in
[2:17] Speaker 1: his apartment complex. You're gonna be listening in at any
[2:20] Speaker 1: point if you would like to address Dave or confront him,
[2:24] Speaker 1: come on the line. Okay, okay, hold on, You'll be
[2:27] Speaker 1: listening and jumping if you want. Very weird, incredibly strange.
[2:33] Speaker 1: I wish somebody would walk my dog at night and
[2:37] Speaker 1: he was good looking.
[2:40] Speaker 4: Right on?
[2:42] Speaker 6: Hello, Hi, good morning? Is Dave there?
[2:45] Speaker 7: Yeah?
[2:46] Speaker 6: Hey, Dave, this is Michael from Flowers Express. How are
[2:49] Speaker 6: you today?
[2:51] Speaker 7: I'm doing all right, man? How can I help you?
[2:52] Speaker 6: Hey?
[2:53] Speaker 5: I was just shooting you to call to let you
[2:54] Speaker 5: know that you actually won our online weekly contest, which
[2:57] Speaker 5: is a dozen free roses.
[2:58] Speaker 6: Congratulations.
[3:00] Speaker 7: Oh cool.
[3:03] Speaker 5: Yeah, this is a great pay forward promotion. So Dave,
[3:05] Speaker 5: we're not going to send you the flowers. We're gonna
[3:07] Speaker 5: send the flowers to sowing on your behalf maybe bright
[3:10] Speaker 5: and someone else's day.
[3:12] Speaker 7: Oh okay, Yeah, a lot.
[3:14] Speaker 5: Of times people will send these flowers to a loved one,
[3:17] Speaker 5: a mother, a wife, sister, girlfriend, doesn't matter who you
[3:22] Speaker 5: send them to.
[3:25] Speaker 7: Great, all right, yeah, all right.
[3:28] Speaker 5: So it sounds like you're down. We can get this
[3:30] Speaker 5: thing in motion if you'd.
[3:31] Speaker 7: Like, would love to do I just give you the information.
[3:36] Speaker 5: Now or so. What we'll do is we'll fill out
[3:38] Speaker 5: the card first and then we'll get all the delivery
[3:40] Speaker 5: information and stuff like that afterwards.
[3:43] Speaker 7: Oh there's a card too.
[3:44] Speaker 5: Yeah, I can throw a little message on the old
[3:46] Speaker 5: card if you'd like me to throw a message on
[3:48] Speaker 5: there for you?
[3:50] Speaker 7: Sure? Yeah, how about just love your dog walker?
[3:57] Speaker 6: How about love your dog? Yes? All right? And is
[4:04] Speaker 6: there love your dog walker? Huh? And then is there
[4:07] Speaker 6: a person I can address the card too?
[4:12] Speaker 7: Chloe?
[4:13] Speaker 6: Chloe with a K, Chloe with a cake?
[4:15] Speaker 2: Oh my god, I knew it.
[4:19] Speaker 7: Morgan, what is that you?
[4:21] Speaker 2: Yeah, Hey, you're on the radio, idiot, And now I
[4:25] Speaker 2: know you are cheating.
[4:27] Speaker 3: All right, I gotta jump in.
[4:28] Speaker 1: You're on the radio. You're on Kiss ninety five seven, Morgan.
[4:31] Speaker 1: Your girlfriend's on the line. She called this because she
[4:33] Speaker 1: thinks you're cheating on her with Chloe the neighbor.
[4:36] Speaker 3: And now you just sent Chloe flowers.
[4:38] Speaker 2: Go ahead, Morgan, I mean, does Chloe even have a dog?
[4:42] Speaker 2: Clearly this isn't real.
[4:45] Speaker 7: What the yes? What is this Chloe has a dog.
[4:50] Speaker 8: She's a little rat of a dog, a little terry
[4:52] Speaker 8: or something.
[4:53] Speaker 7: I don't know.
[4:54] Speaker 2: What is this, ye, Why on earth would you be
[4:57] Speaker 2: sending her flowers?
[4:59] Speaker 8: She's been going through a hard time recently. What did
[5:03] Speaker 8: you try and trap me to get me admit the sheet?
[5:06] Speaker 7: What the hell?
[5:08] Speaker 3: Is there a reason you're walking this dog every night?
[5:10] Speaker 1: Like, what's the reason for you to walk somebody else's
[5:13] Speaker 1: dog every night?
[5:15] Speaker 3: What's the reason?
[5:17] Speaker 8: I'm sorry, is being a good neighbor a crime? What
[5:20] Speaker 8: the hell?
[5:21] Speaker 2: Well?
[5:21] Speaker 8: Hold on going through a hard time right now, and
[5:23] Speaker 8: I'm just trying to be nice.
[5:24] Speaker 4: Well, there's being a good neighbor and there's being a
[5:26] Speaker 4: good neighbor.
[5:27] Speaker 7: If you want to accuse me of che did you
[5:29] Speaker 7: do that to my face? This is absolutely beyond the tail.
[5:33] Speaker 4: Hey, Dave, I have a question. What's the dog's name?
[5:36] Speaker 7: Pepperman?
[5:37] Speaker 4: What is it a stripper?
[5:39] Speaker 7: It's a terrier?
[5:41] Speaker 5: Okay, David, I'm generally back with the guy on situations
[5:46] Speaker 5: like this, but I think there is another thing that
[5:48] Speaker 5: we're forgetting to bring up. Apparently your girlfriend ran into
[5:52] Speaker 5: one of your buddies, and your buddy said that Chloe didn't.
[5:55] Speaker 6: Have a dog.
[5:57] Speaker 8: I mean, I got I had nothing to tell you
[6:00] Speaker 8: as a dog, Like, what do you want me to
[6:03] Speaker 8: say here?
[6:03] Speaker 7: This is crazy?
[6:05] Speaker 1: Okay, well, listen, you send flowers to another woman, so
[6:09] Speaker 1: it doesn't even matter what's going on.
[6:10] Speaker 3: That's bad in itself.
[6:12] Speaker 1: I mean, you send flowers to another woman and not
[6:14] Speaker 1: your girlfriend, and you don't answer the phone after nine
[6:17] Speaker 1: o'clock at night because you're walking somebody else's imaginary dog.
[6:21] Speaker 8: God forbid, I send flowers to someone who is not
[6:23] Speaker 8: my girlfriend. Ever send flowers to your mother.
[6:26] Speaker 4: Dude, If it walks like a duck and it quacks
[6:28] Speaker 4: like a duck, it's most likely a duck duck.
[6:31] Speaker 8: And you are a terrible girlfriends Morgan, are you okay?
[6:35] Speaker 2: You know, I think maybe I'm actually coming out ahead
[6:38] Speaker 2: on this one after all.
[6:39] Speaker 1: Okay, so you're going to maintain the fact, Dave that
[6:44] Speaker 1: you and Chloe she's just going through a hard time
[6:46] Speaker 1: and she does have a dog. Yeah, and you're not cheating.
[6:50] Speaker 7: I'm not cheating on her.
[6:52] Speaker 3: Okay.
[6:52] Speaker 1: Well, this is what I'm gonna do, Morgan. You got
[6:54] Speaker 1: some answers. We pick up the tap for any type
[6:57] Speaker 1: of couples counseling that you want. Or you can go
[6:59] Speaker 1: by yourself and we're gonna pay for it. Okay, And
[7:01] Speaker 1: I want to put you on hold. We can let
[7:03] Speaker 1: Dave go because I'm sure you guys are gonna have
[7:04] Speaker 1: a conversation. Actually, you know what, put him on hold.
[7:06] Speaker 1: Let's I'm gonna let you guys talk off the air
[7:08] Speaker 1: as well. Okay, thank you, And I'm gonna give you
[7:11] Speaker 1: some information on the counseling.
[7:12] Speaker 3: Hold on, hold on,

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