# Random Hair

An episode of [Kiss 95-7's War of the Roses](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1601657807), 27 Aug 2024, 5:52.

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Gabby thinks her boyfriend is cheating on her. She found a random long blonde hair in his bed, not hers. She wants to know if he's cheating.

## Transcript

[0:00] Speaker 1: Catching Connecticut Seaters, Corny and Kiss in the Mornings, War
[0:03] Speaker 1: of the Roses.
[0:04] Speaker 2: And Kiss ninety five seven.
[0:06] Speaker 1: We said Gabby on the line, good morning, Gabby, Hi,
[0:09] Speaker 1: good morning.
[0:10] Speaker 2: I hope we can help you out this morning. Gabby.
[0:12] Speaker 2: I understand you're having a problem with your boyfriend Luke.
[0:14] Speaker 3: Yeah. I think he's cheating on me.
[0:17] Speaker 1: Okay, all right, take a deep breath and tell you're stressed.
[0:21] Speaker 1: Why do you think he's cheating? What's going on?
[0:24] Speaker 3: Okay?
[0:24] Speaker 4: So she's been acting distant and so I found the
[0:31] Speaker 4: boat brunettes by the way, and I found a blonde
[0:34] Speaker 4: hair in his bed.
[0:36] Speaker 2: Oh okay, oh yeah.
[0:40] Speaker 3: And I asked him about it, and he made us
[0:44] Speaker 3: a story that his roommate used his bedroom to I
[0:48] Speaker 3: don't know, see another girl who has blonde hair.
[0:51] Speaker 4: I just don't believe him.
[0:53] Speaker 3: It's on his bed.
[0:54] Speaker 2: Okay. Does he have a golden retriever by any chance?
[0:57] Speaker 5: Oh?
[0:58] Speaker 2: My stars have long blonde hair.
[1:02] Speaker 3: It's a long blonde hair. I got short hair, Okay,
[1:05] Speaker 3: so it's definitely like okayy, Can I just.
[1:10] Speaker 5: Tell you One of the things I hate as a
[1:13] Speaker 5: guy is when I'm in my truck and I rolled
[1:16] Speaker 5: down my window and then all of a sudden, this
[1:18] Speaker 5: mystery long hair out of nowhere comes comes across around
[1:23] Speaker 5: the window.
[1:24] Speaker 2: So I'm gonna go with it's a mystery hair.
[1:27] Speaker 5: He picked up somewhere along the way, all right, and
[1:29] Speaker 5: it just got stuck in his bed.
[1:31] Speaker 1: No, he's telling her some she's telling her some cockamami
[1:35] Speaker 1: story about it's his roommate's chick.
[1:39] Speaker 2: Does his roommate have his own bedroom? No he doesn't.
[1:43] Speaker 2: What where does his roommate sleep? Now?
[1:45] Speaker 3: Okay, so they sleep like, yeah, in one room, the
[1:48] Speaker 3: share room.
[1:49] Speaker 2: Okay, they share all right. It's very confused what they
[1:51] Speaker 2: got bunk beds. It's weird anyway, I love it.
[1:55] Speaker 1: It still all sounds sketchy to me. So, Gabby, we're
[1:57] Speaker 1: gonna put you on hold. We're gonna call up your
[1:59] Speaker 1: boyfriend Luke. We're gonna offer them roses. We're gonna try
[2:01] Speaker 1: to get the info. You're gonna be listening in. At
[2:04] Speaker 1: any point. If you want to jump in, you can.
[2:06] Speaker 1: Otherwise I'll bring you into the conversation. Okay, Okay, control
[2:12] Speaker 1: yourself on the whole threesome thing, Jeff, because I know
[2:14] Speaker 1: that's gone through your head.
[2:17] Speaker 2: I know it is.
[2:18] Speaker 5: Jeff buddy's sharing a room.
[2:22] Speaker 1: How are you that agent sharing a room back in
[2:25] Speaker 1: the day?
[2:27] Speaker 5: Hello, Hi, good morning. Is Luke there? Yes, hey Luke,
[2:31] Speaker 5: this is Hans from Flowers Express. How are you this morning?
[2:35] Speaker 6: Oh? Good are you?
[2:37] Speaker 5: I'm doing well and you're gonna be doing better because
[2:39] Speaker 5: you just won a dozen roses courtesy of Flowers Express
[2:43] Speaker 5: in our online weekly contest. Congratulations.
[2:46] Speaker 6: Oh no way, thank you.
[2:48] Speaker 2: Yeah, this is.
[2:48] Speaker 5: Pretty cool deal. Basically, we're gonna we're gonna I'm not
[2:51] Speaker 5: gonna send you the flowers. We'll send the flowers to
[2:53] Speaker 5: someone else on your behalf, sort of like a pay
[2:55] Speaker 5: forward promotion, all right, So a lot of people choose
[2:59] Speaker 5: to send them to like a one, a girlfriend, a wife, mother, sister,
[3:03] Speaker 5: or whatever. So it sounds like you're an eager beaver
[3:07] Speaker 5: and ready to go with this. I have a card
[3:09] Speaker 5: in front of me, Luke. If there's anything on the
[3:11] Speaker 5: card that maybe you want to throw down.
[3:13] Speaker 6: Yeah, this is actually perfect time. Can you please make
[3:17] Speaker 6: that go out to my girlfriend Gabby?
[3:19] Speaker 5: Okay? Is there like a message on the card? Anything
[3:24] Speaker 5: on me?
[3:24] Speaker 2: A thing down there?
[3:25] Speaker 6: Keep It's simple to be like, Gabby, You're the only one.
[3:29] Speaker 5: I love you, Okay, and you said, uh, you said
[3:32] Speaker 5: this was perfect timing. Is it a birthday or an
[3:35] Speaker 5: anniversary or.
[3:36] Speaker 6: Something, you know, the whole thing. She thinks I'm like
[3:38] Speaker 6: cheating on it because she found the blonde hair strand
[3:42] Speaker 6: in my bed and we're pull through NETT and I'm
[3:44] Speaker 6: telling her it wasn't me. It's my roommate who used
[3:47] Speaker 6: my bad when I was out of town and his
[3:49] Speaker 6: chick is blown, and she, of course doesn't believe me.
[3:51] Speaker 6: It's this whole thing.
[3:52] Speaker 5: Gotcha, I gotcha. You know the random hairs. I tell
[3:57] Speaker 5: you what they caused so many problems you have no idea.
[4:02] Speaker 2: I'm jumping in. I gotta jump in, Luke. This is Courtney.
[4:06] Speaker 1: Uh, Savannah's on the line, Flora's there is Walmart, Jeff.
[4:09] Speaker 2: It is Kiss ninety five seven. You're on the radio
[4:11] Speaker 2: this morning.
[4:12] Speaker 1: Well what your other?
[4:14] Speaker 2: Yeah, you're on the radio, Luke. I gotta tell You're
[4:16] Speaker 2: on War of the Roses.
[4:18] Speaker 1: War the Roses like this feature we do if you
[4:20] Speaker 1: think your significant other is cheating, We try to get
[4:22] Speaker 1: the answers.
[4:23] Speaker 2: You're on War of the Roses, Luke.
[4:25] Speaker 1: And the other surprise this morning is that Gabby, your
[4:28] Speaker 1: girlfriend's on the other line Gabby.
[4:30] Speaker 3: Hey man, it's me.
[4:33] Speaker 1: So he's sticking to the story that it's his roommate's
[4:35] Speaker 1: girlfriend's hair.
[4:37] Speaker 3: I still don't believe it. I can't believe you would
[4:40] Speaker 3: write that on the note. Why would you write that?
[4:44] Speaker 4: Would you mean?
[4:45] Speaker 3: Why?
[4:45] Speaker 6: Because that's the only truth.
[4:48] Speaker 2: What he wrote on something else, what he wrote on
[4:50] Speaker 2: the road was the note? Was I probably what you're
[4:53] Speaker 2: my only one? Or something?
[4:54] Speaker 1: What was it flores something like that. I thought it
[4:56] Speaker 1: was good when he wrote, Gabby, you don't like what
[4:59] Speaker 1: he wrote?
[5:00] Speaker 4: I don't know.
[5:00] Speaker 3: I just need more. I just need more reassurance.
[5:03] Speaker 1: I mean, it would have been nice if he was like,
[5:05] Speaker 1: you know, I love you so much, like you're my everything.
[5:08] Speaker 2: Not hey babe, by the way, I'm not banging another chick.
[5:10] Speaker 2: He didn't, you know what I mean? And he said, here,
[5:11] Speaker 2: I promise you're the only one. Okay. You wanted something
[5:14] Speaker 2: a little more serious, is that it, Gabby?
[5:17] Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. I just felt like when he
[5:19] Speaker 3: talked about it, it just made me feel one.
[5:21] Speaker 2: But yeah, all right, here's what I'm gonna do. He's
[5:27] Speaker 2: sticking to the story.
[5:28] Speaker 1: We're not gonna get to the bottom of it unless
[5:29] Speaker 1: we find this girl with a long blonde hair. So
[5:32] Speaker 1: I'm gonna offer you guys couples counseling. If you want
[5:34] Speaker 1: to do it, you can. We'll pick up the tab.
[5:36] Speaker 1: It's totally up to you if you want to do it.
[5:38] Speaker 1: I'm gonna put you guys on hold. I want you
[5:40] Speaker 1: to talk off the air. Luke is sticking to the
[5:42] Speaker 1: story that he's not cheating Gabby. You'll have to keep
[5:45] Speaker 1: us posted. But I want to offer you guys any
[5:46] Speaker 1: type of counseling or whatever you want. Okay, so hold
[5:49] Speaker 1: on the line.
[5:49] Speaker 6: You guys are right, all right, Thank you,

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