# Family Fun

An episode of [Kiss 95-7's War of the Roses](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1601657807), 24 Mar 2026, 7:31.

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Colin thinks his wife is cheating. He came home from work early one day, and his wife left the kids with a sitter while she went shopping.

## Transcript

[0:01] Speaker 1: Have you saw I We're going to Ellington. It is
[0:03] Speaker 1: time for war the Roses. Colin is on the line.
[0:05] Speaker 1: Good morning, Colin.
[0:07] Speaker 2: Hey, good morning. How are you guys?
[0:09] Speaker 1: We're doing well better than you? Yeah, Jeff, well it's
[0:13] Speaker 1: really is. It's two seconds in Okay, let Colin get
[0:18] Speaker 1: his breath. Colin, obviously you're on war are the roses?
[0:23] Speaker 1: Because you think your significant other, in this case, your wife,
[0:25] Speaker 1: Michelle is cheating on you?
[0:27] Speaker 3: Is that correct?
[0:28] Speaker 2: Yeah? Okay, I work a lot, and so I came
[0:32] Speaker 2: home from work early last week just to surprise her. Okay,
[0:36] Speaker 2: right when I came home, I find the kids with
[0:39] Speaker 2: a babysitter. Okay, all right, I work, she stays home.
[0:46] Speaker 2: So I was a little surprising.
[0:48] Speaker 4: Okay, let me ask a question. Let me ask a question,
[0:52] Speaker 4: because I know with my husband, I'll be like, hey, Rvon,
[0:55] Speaker 4: I'm going to be going this place this day. And
[0:57] Speaker 4: then I go and he's like wait, well, like where'd
[0:58] Speaker 4: you go? And I'm like, well, I told you I
[0:59] Speaker 4: was going here. Did she tell you that she had
[1:02] Speaker 4: to be somewhere and you forgot?
[1:03] Speaker 5: No?
[1:04] Speaker 2: I checked my text everything. Oh, she didn't give me
[1:07] Speaker 2: any any ads up. So I'm at home all day.
[1:11] Speaker 2: She doesn't get home till six m And then when
[1:15] Speaker 2: I asked her, she's in go all day? I said that, well,
[1:18] Speaker 2: where were you? She said she went shopping?
[1:21] Speaker 1: Okay, okay, so was she shopping?
[1:25] Speaker 2: She didn't have any bags with her, and she seemed
[1:29] Speaker 2: like super nervous about it, so I knew. I said, oh,
[1:33] Speaker 2: this is this is a lie. I can tell this
[1:37] Speaker 2: is a lie.
[1:37] Speaker 1: And and you've been together for a while if you
[1:39] Speaker 1: have kids, so you can tell when your wife is lying.
[1:42] Speaker 1: But the fact that she was gone shopping for hours
[1:46] Speaker 1: and didn't even walk in with one bag, I mean.
[1:50] Speaker 2: And also I didn't take the kids with her, like
[1:52] Speaker 2: I guess I could understand why you might, you know whatever,
[1:55] Speaker 2: But you got a babysitter to go shopping.
[2:00] Speaker 3: That's that's valid.
[2:01] Speaker 1: This sounds a little sketchy, obviously, calling you know what
[2:04] Speaker 1: we do. We're gonna call up Michelle. I think we
[2:07] Speaker 1: should offer her like a like a weekend, like some
[2:10] Speaker 1: sort of weekend get away. Maybe yeah, okay, a weekend.
[2:13] Speaker 1: We'll offer her something. We'll see if we can get
[2:15] Speaker 1: some information out of her. You'll be listening in at
[2:17] Speaker 1: any point if you would like to talk to your wife.
[2:19] Speaker 1: You can okay, okay, all right, Savanna, are you the
[2:24] Speaker 1: floorst all right?
[2:25] Speaker 4: Well, now the vacation or whatever.
[2:27] Speaker 1: I need you to be sensitive, not like Jef of what.
[2:36] Speaker 4: Hello? Hi is this Michelle?
[2:39] Speaker 3: Yeah? This is her?
[2:40] Speaker 4: Hey Michelle, this is Monica from vac Away. Just giving
[2:43] Speaker 4: you a quick courtesy call this morning.
[2:45] Speaker 1: How are you?
[2:46] Speaker 3: I'm okay, Like I said, just.
[2:48] Speaker 4: Giving you a quick courtesy call. You are the winner
[2:50] Speaker 4: of our online contest. You just want a weekend getaway
[2:54] Speaker 4: at a local resort and spot. Congratulations.
[2:57] Speaker 3: Oh I don't even remember entering.
[3:01] Speaker 4: Yeah, well congratulations a little weekend for two. Very cute,
[3:05] Speaker 4: very cozy. So yeah, if you're willing to accept the prize,
[3:08] Speaker 4: we can get the process going and get it all
[3:11] Speaker 4: taken care of for you.
[3:14] Speaker 3: Are there there's no like charges or tax? Is there
[3:17] Speaker 3: anything that I have to pay?
[3:18] Speaker 4: Completely completely free. There's no resort fee, there's no any
[3:22] Speaker 4: kind of fee. I don't even need a credit card
[3:23] Speaker 4: for incidentals. I mean, one hundred percent free cool.
[3:28] Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's awesome. I'm okay.
[3:30] Speaker 5: Yeah.
[3:30] Speaker 4: Well I already have all your information obviously because I'm
[3:33] Speaker 4: calling you right now and you are our winner. But
[3:35] Speaker 4: it is a weekend for two, so I will need
[3:37] Speaker 4: the information of the person that you want to bring
[3:39] Speaker 4: with you. So if we could start with a name, yeah, I.
[3:44] Speaker 3: Mean is that it's totally necessary?
[3:49] Speaker 4: Yes, just because for you know, safety issues, we need
[3:51] Speaker 4: to know who's occupying the rooms.
[3:54] Speaker 3: No, that's yeah, I'm yes. The the second person will
[4:01] Speaker 3: be Brian and.
[4:05] Speaker 4: Brian Okay, Brian with an eye? Awesome? And who is Brian?
[4:08] Speaker 4: Is Brian like your husband? Your boyfriend? I mean, this
[4:11] Speaker 4: is a really romantic getaway, so definitely a good place
[4:15] Speaker 4: to bring, you know, someone that you're interested in.
[4:21] Speaker 3: Kind of a personal question.
[4:23] Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I mean to get too personal, you know, trying.
[4:25] Speaker 3: To help you out. He's just a friend of mine.
[4:28] Speaker 4: Okay, oh a friend.
[4:30] Speaker 5: I guess you're sleeping with my brother. Wait what? Oh
[4:38] Speaker 5: my god, I knew it.
[4:40] Speaker 2: Okay, I knew there was something going on.
[4:43] Speaker 3: Okay, wait happening? What is happening right now?
[4:46] Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna jump in. Michelle, Michelle, this is Courtney,
[4:49] Speaker 1: the vacation getaway coordinator. Whatever that was, Savannah Walmart, jeffis year.
[4:55] Speaker 1: It is Kiss ninety five seven. You're on the radio
[4:57] Speaker 1: and the other guy on the phone is calling your
[4:59] Speaker 1: husband who thinks you're cheating Colin.
[5:01] Speaker 4: Go ahead, Oh.
[5:04] Speaker 5: My god, my brother, what is wrong with you?
[5:12] Speaker 3: I don't know what you're talking about. What Why are
[5:15] Speaker 3: you put me on the radio? Are you insane?
[5:19] Speaker 1: I want to know. I want Colin, maybe in shock,
[5:21] Speaker 1: but I'm I'm literally want to know why you're taking
[5:24] Speaker 1: his brother too over romantic overnight stay.
[5:32] Speaker 3: You know what, Yeah, I am, but it's because it's
[5:35] Speaker 3: because Colin, you've been ignoring me. You told me to
[5:39] Speaker 3: hang out with your brother, you told him, you told
[5:42] Speaker 3: me to get Brian through this divorce, and I never
[5:48] Speaker 3: this never would have happened if you hadn't like pushed
[5:51] Speaker 3: us together. But you're never home and he's been so
[5:57] Speaker 3: just like filling everything that I need. And I'm sorry,
[6:04] Speaker 3: But also it's this is on you.
[6:08] Speaker 2: That is the dumbest I have ever heard.
[6:13] Speaker 5: It's just us and I'm not gonna incompletely not the
[6:17] Speaker 5: latest game with you.
[6:20] Speaker 3: Okay, Well, you've been a really partner for the last
[6:23] Speaker 3: few years, and Brian has really been there for me.
[6:27] Speaker 3: And again I've been partner.
[6:29] Speaker 5: With that money you went shopping with that money that
[6:32] Speaker 5: you took to go shoping to go my brother, and
[6:36] Speaker 5: you've got the nerve to say the time with partner, Okay.
[6:41] Speaker 1: Can I just jump in? And we're not getting anywhere
[6:42] Speaker 1: with this. I'm just I'm gonna put you guys on hold.
[6:44] Speaker 1: We offer couples counseling. You can go together and go separate.
[6:47] Speaker 1: But I I.
[6:50] Speaker 2: Speech, yeah, I don't even know what to say. Show
[6:53] Speaker 2: you are a horrible person. What don't know? Stop cordon?
[6:57] Speaker 3: I mean no, you know what? No, you know what?
[7:00] Speaker 3: All you guys, all you guys pretending to be some
[7:04] Speaker 3: like like reservation hotel place. No, you know what, y'all
[7:10] Speaker 3: trap me on this call. I'm like, get ready to
[7:14] Speaker 3: call in. I'm gonna come after you. Bro.
[7:17] Speaker 4: If you weren't doing anything wrong, then we wouldn't have
[7:19] Speaker 4: to lie to you and trap you in anything.
[7:21] Speaker 3: So there's always that part.
[7:22] Speaker 1: Okay, you know all right, I'm just gonna put everybody
[7:27] Speaker 1: on hold at this point. Hold on, I just we're
[7:29] Speaker 1: hold on

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