# Carpool

An episode of [Kiss 95-7's War of the Roses](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1601657807), 23 Jan 2024, 6:01.

Audio: https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58415107/wotr.mp3

Britney from Southington thinks her husband is cheating on her. He's carpooling with a co-worker and they stop off at happy hour every Thursday. She wants to know what's going on.

## Transcript

[0:00] All right, it is time to go to Southington this morning. Brittany's on
[0:03] the line. She sounded a little frantic to me, you guys, but
[0:05] it is a War of the Roses and she thinks her husband Jake is cheating.
[0:09] So good morning, Brittany, Hey, good morning. Well, welcome
[0:13] to the show. Welcome to War of the Roses. I hope we can
[0:15] help get you answers today too. All right, so tell me why do
[0:18] you think your husband Jake is cheating? What is happening? Well, recently
[0:22] he started carpooling with Lauren from his job, like every day it is carpulling,
[0:27] okay, and then he's been stopping at a bar like every Thursday with
[0:31] her on their way home for happy hours, you know. Yeah. And
[0:37] then last week when he got home his shirt undug, I mean like his
[0:42] belt was missing. Wait, so this Thursday happy hour, is it just
[0:46] the two of them or are there like other coworkers that go to I don't
[0:50] know's. He is always like, oh, we're gonna stop by, uh,
[0:53] you know, we're gonna stop and have some drinks. I don't know
[0:57] who else is going, if anyone else is going, So what's the problem.
[1:00] Here is the problem the car pooling? Or is the problem the happy
[1:03] hour? Uh? Did you hear the part where he had no belt and
[1:07] his shirt was untalked and he's not inviting her to happy hour? What are
[1:10] you asking her that for? Jeff? Well, no, because I mean
[1:11] the car pooling. He's trying to save the planet. I could see the
[1:15] problem with the happy hour. You just going out for drinks and stuff like
[1:19] that. In the missing belt and untucked shirt, that's just something you could
[1:22] be making up. So Brittany is the acting strange too. He's commute,
[1:26] he's doing a carpool with his girl Lauren. All of a sudden they're doing
[1:29] every every Thursday happy hour together and he's acting sketchy. Yeah, big thame.
[1:34] So why wouldn't he call her Walmart and say, Hey, Laura and
[1:37] I are stopping off at the Hungry Lion. Can you do you want to
[1:40] join us? Like? I don't know, Maybe it's just maybe it's out
[1:44] of your way, maybe it's too far of a drive, And then it's
[1:47] okay, there's too many cars there. Brittany, We're gonna call I'm gonna
[1:51] make the call. We're gonna call Jake. We're gonna offer him roses.
[1:53] We're gonna see if can get some info. You're gonna be listening in.
[1:56] Are you ready to get some answers? I need to answer that. I
[2:00] just I need them. I'm not. I don't know if I'm ready,
[2:01] but I need I need them. I just she's so scattered right now,
[2:08] she's not even listening to me. I don't know. I just feel like
[2:12] guys go to have drinks. They had a couple of beers, they start
[2:15] taking off their tie. They're sure like, Okay, Savannah, your husband
[2:17] comes home after drink of beer and is missing his belt, doesn't drink.
[2:23] Hello. Hi is this Jake? Yes, hey Jake. How's it going
[2:30] this morning? This is Christina from Flowers Express here in Southington. Oh Hey,
[2:35] what's up? Hey, not too much, not too much, Just
[2:38] calling to let you know that you are the lucky winner of our online weekly
[2:40] contest. Big congrats to you. Okay, that's nice. Yeah, yeah,
[2:46] So you just picked up a dozen long Stumm roses. They're absolutely beautiful.
[2:52] We're brand new here in Southington, so it's a great way for us,
[2:53] you know, kind of get our name out there. So the only
[2:57] cat you know hashtag marketing is that we can't send them to you, but
[3:00] we will send them to somebody else on your behalf. Like I said,
[3:04] good way for us to get our name out and also for you to look
[3:07] like a great guy. You know. Wow. Yeah, that's super awesome
[3:09] and generous you guys to do. So. I'm very lucky. I feel
[3:14] it's great. You seem like such a great guy. You know what,
[3:15] I'm even gonna throw in a box of chocolates because you seem like such a
[3:19] great guy. Jake, I have a little card here if you want,
[3:22] I can write a message. Okay, yeah, that's a good idea.
[3:25] All right, what would you like to say? Let's put on the card.
[3:32] Let's put happy hour, happy ending. Oh wow, all right,
[3:38] that went intense really fast. Oh my god, Oh my god. I
[3:44] knew it. I knew it. All right. Listen, I need to
[3:49] jump in, Jake. It is Courtney. The floorist is Savannah Walmart.
[3:52] Jeff is in the room too. You're not getting flowers, but you did
[3:54] just send flowers, Jake. That's your wife, Brittany. Now I'm guessing,
[3:59] and he's sending him to and if he's talking about a happy hour and
[4:00] a happy ending. Brittany. Yeah, no kidding, Jay, Wait what
[4:06] what what's going on today? Pretty? What? What are we doing?
[4:12] Why are we on the radio? What's talking about this? What happened?
[4:15] Tell me? I'm crazy? Why are you sending happy hour high at the
[4:17] Anny to anyone? And no, it's not for me. It's called more
[4:25] of the roses. When when a significant other things there, when somebody thinks
[4:28] you're significant of the cheating, they call us and you basically just admitted to
[4:32] cheating. No that's no, No, that's not you guys are misunderstanding.
[4:36] And by the way, this is not the forum to be doing this.
[4:39] No, this is ridiculous. You're ridiculous. I want you to move out.
[4:46] No, no, I gotta go. This is I'll talk to you
[4:47] later. This is she wants you to move out? Hung up? What
[4:55] Jeff? Okay, Brittany? I think Brittany is still there? Britney.
[5:00] Yeah, okay, all right, here's the deal. I you know,
[5:05] he didn't get a chance to say who he was sending the flowers to.
[5:08] Not that I'm sticking up for him, but I think you need to do
[5:10] a little more investigating, for sure, he wrote in the card, and
[5:14] correct me if I'm wrong, Savannah, happy hour, happy ending? Do
[5:15] you go to happy hour with your husband? I'm going to offer you couples
[5:20] counseling for you and Jake, and maybe you can get to the bottom of
[5:24] things, you know, during couples counseling with a professional. I should have,
[5:29] but I'm like, say, like the name or whatever, But I
[5:30] mean, I don't. We don't do happy hours, like I mean,
[5:33] we have a long time ago. But it's I'm sorry, I just I
[5:39] knew it, that's all. Yeah. I mean the fact that he all
[5:42] of a sudden started going to these happy hours with his coworker Lauren, and
[5:45] then he says, happy hour, happy ending. You can you can make
[5:47] your own you know, deductions or whatever that is. You know. All
[5:51] right, So Brittany, I'm going to put you on hold, and I
[5:55] want to give you all the information for a good counsel in your area,
[5:57] and we pick up the tab. Okay, right,

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