# My New Era

An episode of [Kiss 95-7's War of the Roses](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1601657807), 4 Aug 2026, 7:33.

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Michael thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him. He was scrolling on social media, and he thought he saw a picture of her kissing another guy. He wants to know if she's cheating on him.

## Transcript

[0:00] Speaker 1: War of the Roses time, are you guys feeling like
[0:02] Speaker 1: catching a cheater in Middletown?
[0:04] Speaker 2: Yeah, it's doing.
[0:04] Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go. Michael's on the line and has a
[0:07] Speaker 1: problem with his girlfriend. Good morning, Michael.
[0:09] Speaker 3: Hey, how you guys doing.
[0:11] Speaker 1: We're okay, hungry? Actually, welcome to the show. Welcome to
[0:16] Speaker 1: War the Roses. I hope we can get you some
[0:17] Speaker 1: answers today, Michael.
[0:19] Speaker 3: Yeah, me too. Look, I've been with my girlfriend Hannah
[0:23] Speaker 3: for like five years now, okay, and he's just been
[0:28] Speaker 3: suddenly all like she's been going out with her friends
[0:31] Speaker 3: and doing my girls' nights and stuff. And I don't know.
[0:35] Speaker 3: And I'll be honest, like I'm not very good at
[0:38] Speaker 3: social media. I don't personally get on very often. But
[0:41] Speaker 3: I've just had this feeling that like something wasn't right. Yeah,
[0:44] Speaker 3: And I swear when I was scrolling through, I saw
[0:48] Speaker 3: a picture on somebody else's account, but I saw a
[0:51] Speaker 3: picture of Hannah with this other dude like kissing on him. Whoa, whoa,
[0:56] Speaker 3: whoa whoa. Yeah. But I couldn't find it, Like, I
[0:59] Speaker 3: don't know, I couldn't. I wasn't able to like go
[1:01] Speaker 3: back up and find it. But I swear I saw
[1:03] Speaker 3: what I saw?
[1:04] Speaker 1: Yeah, because you know, if you're not good with social media,
[1:06] Speaker 1: you're scrolling it's a friend of a friend who might
[1:08] Speaker 1: have been out with her that night. You know, it's
[1:09] Speaker 1: hard to get back to, like, wait, what did I see?
[1:11] Speaker 1: Where do I go to check it out? But you're
[1:13] Speaker 1: sure it was your girlfriend kissing another man?
[1:16] Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I'm pretty you know what I mean? Like,
[1:18] Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure I know what I what I saw.
[1:21] Speaker 3: You recognize that is she has she.
[1:24] Speaker 1: Let's see, you've been together for five years. Has she
[1:27] Speaker 1: been giving you any ultimatums about rings? Like is she
[1:29] Speaker 1: expecting to get engaged? And you haven't done it? And
[1:32] Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, it's just thrown it out there.
[1:34] Speaker 3: She said she wants us to be more romantic and stuff,
[1:37] Speaker 3: and it's not like I'm not any different than when
[1:40] Speaker 3: we started going out, Like I don't really know exactly
[1:43] Speaker 3: what she means, but she's kind of just she's always
[1:46] Speaker 3: asking for a lot of a lot of stuff.
[1:48] Speaker 2: But I've been the same person since we started going
[1:50] Speaker 2: change well, that don't ever change.
[1:52] Speaker 1: That's the problem for most women. Their men are not
[1:54] Speaker 1: growing and evolving anyway. Anyways, Michael. We're gonna call up
[1:58] Speaker 1: Hannah because you know what you know, you know what
[2:00] Speaker 1: you saw. We're gonna offer her. Should we offer her
[2:04] Speaker 1: like a oh, like a couples like a couple?
[2:06] Speaker 2: Yeah?
[2:08] Speaker 1: Yeah, I like that, and we'll see who she wants
[2:11] Speaker 1: to take. How about that. You're gonna be on hold
[2:13] Speaker 1: and listening in the whole time. If anytime you want
[2:15] Speaker 1: to jump in, you.
[2:15] Speaker 3: Can, Okay, okay, all right, all right.
[2:18] Speaker 1: Let's get into it. Hold on, I'm a little nervous
[2:23] Speaker 1: for him. Jeff, what are you going to call the
[2:25] Speaker 1: business because you're not a flower shop this time?
[2:27] Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I have no idea.
[2:31] Speaker 1: Here we go.
[2:33] Speaker 2: Hell, hi, man, I speak to Hannah please. Yeah, Hi, Hannah.
[2:38] Speaker 2: This is Tyler from the prize committee. I'm just calling
[2:41] Speaker 2: to let you know that you actually won a couple's
[2:43] Speaker 2: massage obviously for two congratulations. Oh yeah, this is I'm
[2:53] Speaker 2: calling from the prize committee. We are a third party company.
[2:56] Speaker 2: We grab your number from like a cell phone carrier
[2:59] Speaker 2: or a a car carrier, and we pull random prizes
[3:02] Speaker 2: for VIP clients. And you actually won this week's prize,
[3:07] Speaker 2: which is a couple's massage. Okay, yeah, amazing deal. If
[3:14] Speaker 2: you're willing to accept, I can get all the information
[3:17] Speaker 2: that I need on my end.
[3:19] Speaker 3: Okay, all right, Hannah.
[3:21] Speaker 2: So basically, like I said, I have your information here,
[3:23] Speaker 2: and this is a couple's massage. So you can invite
[3:26] Speaker 2: another person. We can send an evite to that person
[3:30] Speaker 2: if that's something you would want to do. Oh yeah, okay.
[3:35] Speaker 2: So basically, yeah, this is amazing it, believe me. A
[3:40] Speaker 2: nice little deep tissue action going on. So anyways, before
[3:44] Speaker 2: we get to all that, so what would you like me?
[3:47] Speaker 2: Is there a message you'd like me to write in
[3:48] Speaker 2: the evites? Let me see? Yes, okay, okay.
[3:57] Speaker 3: Here, how about let's celebrate my.
[4:03] Speaker 2: Foot era. I'm sorry, let's celebrate my what era? I
[4:07] Speaker 2: didn't catch that part single.
[4:12] Speaker 3: Just put let's celebrate my single era.
[4:15] Speaker 2: Okay, you're single, because it sounded like for a second,
[4:17] Speaker 2: and correct me if I'm wrong. It sounds like you
[4:19] Speaker 2: may have said slot area, but the phone may have
[4:21] Speaker 2: dropped out. I don't know. It's crazy over here. All right,
[4:24] Speaker 2: So let's celebrate my single era. And who should I
[4:29] Speaker 2: send the Who should I send this to? My best friend? Oh?
[4:36] Speaker 2: A little BFF action going on for the old couple's massage. Yes,
[4:42] Speaker 2: all right, man, I'd like to know more about this
[4:44] Speaker 2: era you're going through. Let me tell you. I mean,
[4:47] Speaker 2: we get some pretty crazy requests over here. But hey whatever,
[4:50] Speaker 2: single life is going good.
[4:53] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[4:53] Speaker 2: I mean she's nays for her friend. She's telling me
[4:57] Speaker 2: help my lucus boyfriend and out there, so I definite
[5:01] Speaker 2: wouldn't take her with me. Oh so this is like
[5:03] Speaker 2: fresh fresh, like this hasn't even happened yet. Yeah, oh wow,
[5:09] Speaker 2: all right cool.
[5:09] Speaker 3: See, Okay, I've heard enough, Hannah. This is freaking yes.
[5:16] Speaker 3: What the hell?
[5:17] Speaker 1: What the hell, Hannah, I'm jumping on the line. This
[5:20] Speaker 1: is Courtney. Savannah's in the room. The guy on the
[5:23] Speaker 1: phone offer you the couple's massages. Walmart, Jeff, you're on
[5:25] Speaker 1: the radio. You're on Kiss ninety five seven. That's your
[5:27] Speaker 1: boyfriend of five years, Michael, Go ahead, Michael.
[5:32] Speaker 3: What is wrong with you? Hannah? What's the what's the Michael?
[5:36] Speaker 2: See, you have time to do this, but you don't
[5:38] Speaker 2: have time to hang out with me more more romantic.
[5:42] Speaker 2: We have time to call the radio trying to catch
[5:44] Speaker 2: the heat.
[5:44] Speaker 3: Oh, Hannah, you are so freaking needy. How could anybody
[5:49] Speaker 3: keep up with what you want? Like and now you're
[5:52] Speaker 3: just gonna go behind my your the slut era, your
[5:57] Speaker 3: slut era Hannah.
[6:00] Speaker 1: Else, Yeah, well she had. She did make a point
[6:03] Speaker 1: though that you had a lot of time to contact us,
[6:05] Speaker 1: when maybe she like, you know, he actually was honest
[6:09] Speaker 1: with this, Hannah. He said, you've been asking for him
[6:11] Speaker 1: to be more romantic and give you more attention for
[6:13] Speaker 1: a while now. But I don't know if that makes
[6:15] Speaker 1: her need with me?
[6:19] Speaker 2: Were like maybe good what era?
[6:20] Speaker 3: Hannah?
[6:22] Speaker 1: She did, Wow, Okay, and.
[6:27] Speaker 2: Yeah, this is doesn't listen to talk to me.
[6:30] Speaker 3: Listen, Okay, I've asked you to good one time with me,
[6:33] Speaker 3: and I've asked you to be more romantic. I've talked
[6:36] Speaker 3: to you on me and you plan you planning to
[6:41] Speaker 3: bring yes what era with Lorie? I didn't yet. Okay,
[6:47] Speaker 3: I saw you. I saw you making out on the internet.
[6:50] Speaker 1: I'm gonna put you guys on hold. I'm gonna offer
[6:53] Speaker 1: couples counseling if you want to take advantage of it,
[6:55] Speaker 1: we will pay for because obviously you need to talk.
[6:57] Speaker 1: You need to talk through some things.
[7:01] Speaker 3: I don't know about all that.
[7:02] Speaker 1: Okay, I'll you know what, and you don't have to
[7:05] Speaker 1: if you're like already, like you've got your girlfriend Laurie
[7:08] Speaker 1: and you've already said your piece. I mean, I'm a woman,
[7:10] Speaker 1: so I would imagine this is me. You've been talking
[7:13] Speaker 1: trying to talk to Michael for probably two years or
[7:15] Speaker 1: three years, and nothing's changed. You just get to a point.
[7:18] Speaker 2: Break it off. Then just break it off.
[7:20] Speaker 3: Okay.
[7:20] Speaker 2: You don't have to go out actively looking or whatever.
[7:22] Speaker 2: Everyone's in the wrong here.
[7:23] Speaker 3: Okay.
[7:24] Speaker 1: Well that's a good point, Jeff. And I'm gonna put
[7:26] Speaker 1: you guys on hold, and I'm gonna offer you counseling,
[7:29] Speaker 1: but hold on.
[7:29] Speaker 3: Okay, Oh my god, Okay,

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