# The Flirt

An episode of [Kiss 95-7's War of the Roses](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1601657807), 3 Jan 2024, 8:05.

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Brian from Middletown thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him. She works at a bar and he says she flirts with everyone. He wants to know if he's cheating.

## Transcript

[0:00] All right, Well, listen, guys, it's middletown time. Middletown time.
[0:05] Brian's on the line. Okay, he thinks his girlfriend Aria is cheating
[0:08] on him, so let's find out. Good morning, Brian, Good morning,
[0:12] all right, Brian. So it's more of the roses auviy. You
[0:14] know, it's all about cheating. You think that your girlfriend Aria is is
[0:19] cheating on you. Can you tell us why? But what makes you feel
[0:22] like this? Yeah? So I would say my suspicions began pretty recently.
[0:27] You know, we usually spend all of our time together, but I don't
[0:31] know, I just feel like she's been coming up with more like excuses to
[0:35] not spend time with me, you know, kind of give you some background.
[0:39] She's a waitress at this bar, and I don't I feel like he's
[0:43] always flirting with the men there. And I think she might even have blocked
[0:49] my number and isn't responding to me anymore. I'll be honest you, I've
[0:55] kind of had suspicions for a while that I think she's sleeping with her boss.
[1:00] His name's David, and so basically like that's just where I'm at.
[1:04] I haven't heard anything from her. I don't know what she's doing, and
[1:11] I definitely think she's kind of going behind my back about some stuff. I'll
[1:15] tell you what, you sound like a good dude. I mean, if
[1:18] it were up to me, I mean, I wouldn't even waste my time
[1:21] doing War of the Roses. I mean you, it sounds like you deserve
[1:23] so much better than what you're getting. Right now, you think she blocked
[1:26] your number? I mean yeah, for many reasons. So like I we
[1:33] both have iPhones, and you know, when I text her, like it
[1:36] just goes green now, So I feel like that right there tells me she
[1:40] either blocked me or maybe got a new number, which seems crazy. But
[1:44] either way, I can't get old of her, and I can't even find
[1:47] her on social media. Like what? All right? Well, listen,
[1:53] something is obviously going on. I don't know what you're under her end,
[1:56] but something's going on where she is completely goes you and she's your girlfriend.
[2:01] So Brian, we're gonna call up Aria and we're gonna just offer her.
[2:05] I think we should offer her like a weekend getaway. What do you guys
[2:07] think? Yeah? Definitely, all right, so we're gonna offer a weekend
[2:12] getaway we'll try to get some info out of her. You're gonna be listening
[2:15] in. Feel free to jump in at any time, and if you don't
[2:16] jump in, I'll bring you in. Okay, all right, sounds great?
[2:20] All right, all right, we're gonna call Brian's girlfriend Aria. We'll
[2:22] do that next. All right, Well, Middletown is a little is the
[2:25] location. War of the Roses is what we're doing. And Brian's on the
[2:29] line because he thinks his girlfriend Aria is cheating on him. Basically, she
[2:34] disappears. Yeah, she's a waitress at a bar and you think that she's
[2:38] flirting too much and she might be sleeping with her like boss at the bar's
[2:44] name is David, and she's ghosted you. So there's a lot going on,
[2:46] Brian. We're gonna call up Aria and get some info. Okay,
[2:50] sounds good. All right, Hold on, this is sketch beyond sketch.
[2:58] Either she's flighty or she's a play maybe both. All right? Would the
[3:05] man do his job? Hello? This is Ali. Hi, Good morning,
[3:10] Aria. This is Andre calling from the mountain side in in Vermont.
[3:15] Uh do you have a minute? Sure? Hi? I was just I
[3:21] was just calling to let you know that you actually won a weekend getaway courtesy
[3:24] of mountain Side in congratulations okay, and like, what did I do to
[3:30] deserve that? That's crazy? So basically, we got your info from a
[3:32] third party company that we do all our business with, and like I said,
[3:36] it's a great weekend get away for you and a guest, which is
[3:40] awesome. Yeah okay, wow, So like what do I have to do
[3:46] to like, well, there's not much to do other than I just got
[3:51] to grab a little info from you. So it sounds like you're down for
[3:54] a weekend. I don't need the exact weekend right now, but what I
[3:58] do need from you is a little bit of in mission. I have your
[4:00] name, your number in your email, and like I said, it is
[4:04] for a guest, and I was wondering, all I need is the info
[4:10] for the guests, the second person you're gonna bring, Okay, okay,
[4:15] So I'm going to offer it to Phillip. Is his name Philip? Philip?
[4:21] Who's Philip? He's my dad? Your dad? Yeah, okay,
[4:28] nice. We can get away with Pops up at a little mountain side and
[4:30] it sounds pretty cool. Yeah, I mean, if he wants to bring
[4:33] me that's great. If you want to read somebody else, that's that's fine
[4:35] too. But I can't think of someone that deserves it more than him,
[4:41] so I want to Oh, you know, I have a daughter too,
[4:45] and not just really touched up. Jeff, stop, I'm jumping in right
[4:48] now. Aria. This is Courtney that the innkeeper. Here is Walmart.
[4:54] Jeff Savannahs on the line. You're on the radio. You're on Kiss ninety
[4:57] five to seven this morning. Aria. Okay, all right, okay,
[5:03] I just want to tell you why you're not getting a weekend get away for
[5:06] your dad. You're on something called War of the Roses where if somebody thinks
[5:11] they're significant other is cheating, that call us. Your boyfriend Brian is also
[5:15] on the line, so he thinks you're cheating. Brian, do you want
[5:18] to jump in and tell her she just gave the weekend get away to her
[5:21] father. Yeah, so, I mean, I like your dad, but
[5:27] it's kind of weird that you wouldn't pick me, your boyfriend, to go
[5:32] on a weekend get away with. So, yeah, what's going on?
[5:39] What's up with that? I'm very confused right now. It seems like a
[5:43] no brainer to take your significant others to take somewhere I can. I just
[5:46] jump in, Brian. I mean, Aria, this is what I'm going
[5:49] to, Just be honest. Brian told us, you flirt because you're a
[5:53] waitress with patrons at the bar or restaurant. He thinks you're hooking up with
[5:57] your boss David. You've blocked him from he thinks social media is not one
[6:01] hundred percent sure, and he thinks that you've also blocked his phone number because
[6:05] you're not responding to text messages. Did I cover that right, Walmart?
[6:09] Yeah's everything all right? Aria? Are you cheating? Like what's happening?
[6:15] Uh? No, quite the contrary. I'm just flabbergasted right now that Brian
[6:23] would even refer to us as significant others. We dated for two months.
[6:29] He proclaimed that he loved me, accused me of sleeping with my best friend
[6:33] who's also my boss David, which is ridiculous, like that would never happen.
[6:39] And I told him from the beginning, like I don't want anything serious.
[6:44] I'm not here for a serious, serious relationship, like are we dating?
[6:48] Sure? Are we in love? Absolutely not? Like that is not
[6:53] what I want. And I told Brian from the beginning, and he just
[6:56] doesn't hear me. So, yeah, this is awkward and upsetting because I
[7:01] literally thought I won a vacation for my father and now it just turns out
[7:05] like I'm on War of the Roses with Brent guy. That for Brian,
[7:11] who is nothing to me, to say I mean nothing is kind of it's
[7:15] kind of bull crap, honestly. And I still think you're sleeping with your
[7:18] boss and I think this is all bs and you're just doing whatever you have
[7:24] to do to get out of it now. But you know whatever, So
[7:26] let's just do this before we wrap it up. Aria, Why don't you
[7:29] tell Brian exactly because he's not understanding and you've told him a few times,
[7:34] you know how you feel like is there a relationship or is there no more
[7:38] relationship? He needs to know clearly. Okay, Brian, there's no relationships.
[7:44] I don't even want to casually date you anymore. I don't want to
[7:46] talk to you. I don't want to hear from you again. Please stop
[7:49] contacting me. Accept this as the end. Wow. Okay, that was
[7:56] clear, Brian, perfectly clear. Aria. Thank you so much for being
[8:00] clear with Brian and Brian you got your answers this morning. Sure, did

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