# Missing Basket

An episode of [Kiss 95-7's War of the Roses](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1601657807), 21 Apr 2026, 7:19.

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Emma from Hartford thinks her husband is cheating after finding an adult-themed Easter basket in his trunk. It went missing after Easter, and Emma wants to know where it went.

## Transcript

[0:00] Speaker 1: All right, it is time for War of the Roses
[0:02] Speaker 1: in Hartford. That's where we're going. Emma is on the line.
[0:05] Speaker 1: Emma is having a problem with her husband, and we're
[0:08] Speaker 1: going to get to the bottom of it, I hope.
[0:10] Speaker 1: All right, So tell us what is going on, Emma.
[0:14] Speaker 2: Just before Easter, I took my husband's card to the
[0:17] Speaker 2: grocery store to get groceries for Easter Sunday dinner. Okay,
[0:21] Speaker 2: And there's this Easter basket in the trunk with perfume,
[0:26] Speaker 2: body lotion, massage.
[0:28] Speaker 3: Oil and these edible panties in it.
[0:31] Speaker 4: Okay, And yeah.
[0:33] Speaker 3: I mean I I never got a basket from him,
[0:37] Speaker 3: and then I checked his trunk.
[0:40] Speaker 2: Basket's gone. So I don't know what to think here, Like,
[0:44] Speaker 2: what is happening.
[0:46] Speaker 3: Who's where? Why all of it done?
[0:49] Speaker 1: That is so suspicious. I'm sorry, it's suspicious. Walmart chaff Well,
[0:54] Speaker 1: I didn't say anything. I'm just I'm just thinking maybe
[0:56] Speaker 1: there's like a grab bag at work or something, or
[0:59] Speaker 1: that a panties or maybe uh like some sort of
[1:02] Speaker 1: raffle with edible panties or just don't it seems like
[1:06] Speaker 1: those fruit roll ups?
[1:08] Speaker 5: Oh do that? Yeah? I mean back in the day. Oh, okay,
[1:11] Speaker 5: I don't know.
[1:12] Speaker 6: I don't want to ask any more questions, don't.
[1:14] Speaker 1: Uh, Emma, that is very strange that it's no longer
[1:17] Speaker 1: in the back of his trunk and you have not
[1:19] Speaker 1: confronted him yet with this.
[1:21] Speaker 3: I don't know what's going on. I'm just I'm just
[1:23] Speaker 3: so I don't even know.
[1:25] Speaker 2: I don't even know what to think here.
[1:27] Speaker 5: I'm really Yeah, has been ever cheated before?
[1:32] Speaker 1: Is he like the type of guy like is do you?
[1:34] Speaker 1: I mean, do you know if he's ever cheated Back.
[1:36] Speaker 2: When we first we had sort of a rocky beginning
[1:38] Speaker 2: when we first got together, but that was a.
[1:40] Speaker 3: Long time ago.
[1:41] Speaker 2: I mean, you know, we've been married for six years
[1:44] Speaker 2: now and everything's been fine, and so I don't really
[1:47] Speaker 2: know what's happening.
[1:48] Speaker 5: Okay, I really don't, all right, but we're going to
[1:50] Speaker 5: get to the bottom of it.
[1:51] Speaker 1: It's a little suspect that he was hiding an adult
[1:54] Speaker 1: themed Easter basket in the trunk of his car and
[1:56] Speaker 1: then it goes missing after Easter and he didn't give
[1:58] Speaker 1: it to you.
[1:59] Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a lot. So we're gonna call up Vin.
[2:01] Speaker 1: We're gonna offer him roses, try to get some information
[2:04] Speaker 1: out of him.
[2:04] Speaker 5: You're gonna be listening in.
[2:06] Speaker 1: If you feel comfortable at any time and you want
[2:08] Speaker 1: to just jump in and confront him, you can, Okay, yeah, yeah.
[2:14] Speaker 5: Oh I'm nervous about this one.
[2:15] Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean this is edible panties, a little aggressive.
[2:21] Speaker 5: You know what they say, right, scheter cheater, panty eater. Hello, Hi,
[2:30] Speaker 5: I'm looking for a mister Vin.
[2:33] Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I'm Vin. It's just Finn.
[2:35] Speaker 6: Hey Vin, this is Alyssa from Flowers Express over in Hartford.
[2:38] Speaker 5: How are you doing this morning?
[2:40] Speaker 4: Okay? Sure, yeah, how'd you? Okay, how'd you get my number?
[2:44] Speaker 5: Fabulous?
[2:44] Speaker 6: I'm glad to hear I got your number because you
[2:46] Speaker 6: are the lucky winner of our online weekly contest. Congratulations,
[2:49] Speaker 6: you just picked up a dozen free roses.
[2:52] Speaker 4: Wait, I don't remember entering any contests.
[2:55] Speaker 5: Yeah, you probably don't.
[2:56] Speaker 6: We buy like these third party marketing lists, and so
[2:58] Speaker 6: is a way of you know, marketing ourselves. Because we're
[3:01] Speaker 6: new here in Hartford. We randomly picked from this third
[3:03] Speaker 6: party list. So this way, you know, you'll get to
[3:06] Speaker 6: know about us. We'll send flowers to somebody on your behalf,
[3:08] Speaker 6: and this way they're gonna get the flowers, they're gonna
[3:10] Speaker 6: be like, oh, flowers express, they do beautiful work. And
[3:13] Speaker 6: the next time you need flowers, they're gonna be like,
[3:14] Speaker 6: oh flowers express, they do beautiful work.
[3:16] Speaker 5: And then everybody's just happy with the whole situation.
[3:20] Speaker 4: This sounds good. I can't argue with dad.
[3:23] Speaker 6: Right, So it sounds like you're ready to sad catch.
[3:26] Speaker 4: Right, Like I mean, I don't have to pay anything
[3:29] Speaker 4: or whatever.
[3:29] Speaker 6: No, I mean, like I said, I just won't send
[3:31] Speaker 6: them to you. I'll send them on to somebody on
[3:33] Speaker 6: your behalf. Like I said, it makes us look good
[3:35] Speaker 6: to them, and then you look good to them, and
[3:36] Speaker 6: then you look good to us, and it's a whole situation.
[3:39] Speaker 4: Love it cool?
[3:40] Speaker 5: Awesome? All right?
[3:40] Speaker 6: Well, as part of your prize, you get a lovely
[3:43] Speaker 6: card that I can write a message.
[3:44] Speaker 4: And if you want, yeah, sure, yeah no, but let's
[3:49] Speaker 4: put a card in there.
[3:50] Speaker 5: Okay, cool, let's start.
[3:51] Speaker 4: I just like that. Can I just tell you my message,
[3:54] Speaker 4: like what to put on it?
[3:55] Speaker 5: Yeah, absolutely, go for it. I'm ready when you are.
[3:57] Speaker 4: Yeah, just put something basic like but like romantic, you know,
[4:03] Speaker 4: like the to the love of my life.
[4:05] Speaker 6: Oh that's sweet, very simple, fair to the point I
[4:07] Speaker 6: like that.
[4:08] Speaker 1: Do that?
[4:08] Speaker 5: All right? To the love of my life? Is there
[4:11] Speaker 5: a name for this love of your life?
[4:14] Speaker 4: Actually, it's going to go to my wife, Alma.
[4:15] Speaker 5: Emma. Okay, awesome, awesome. How long have you and Emma
[4:18] Speaker 5: been married.
[4:20] Speaker 4: We've been married for a few years.
[4:22] Speaker 5: Oh sweet, that's awesome. And things are going good?
[4:25] Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean it's it's you know, we have our
[4:27] Speaker 4: ups and downs like every couple, but overall, I mean
[4:30] Speaker 4: it's pretty good.
[4:30] Speaker 5: All right, I'm jumping in. I gotta jump in.
[4:32] Speaker 4: Vin.
[4:33] Speaker 1: This is Courtney Walmart, Jeff is here, that Floris, there
[4:36] Speaker 1: is Savannah.
[4:36] Speaker 5: You're on just ninety five to seven.
[4:39] Speaker 4: Wait what it's.
[4:40] Speaker 1: War of the Roses that you're on, which means you're
[4:42] Speaker 1: significant other things. You're cheating and yeah, can I just
[4:47] Speaker 1: your wife? Emma is also on the line. Emma, do
[4:49] Speaker 1: you want to talk to him?
[4:50] Speaker 5: Tell him? Why do you think he's cheating?
[4:53] Speaker 3: There's an easter basket you had in the truck and
[4:56] Speaker 3: now it's gone, and I don't know where why you
[5:00] Speaker 3: had it, where it was going. It's an adult seemed
[5:04] Speaker 3: easter basket. Don't play dumb.
[5:06] Speaker 4: What what was that? Oh? Come on, that's why you
[5:09] Speaker 4: got this. That's why you put me up to this.
[5:12] Speaker 4: You thought I was cheating because I got a basket
[5:15] Speaker 4: massage oil?
[5:16] Speaker 5: What is that? It had massage oil in it, edible.
[5:19] Speaker 4: Pr massage oil. Yeah, it was for Megan, my massage therapist.
[5:26] Speaker 4: It's not dirty. She's a massage therapist. There's massage oils.
[5:31] Speaker 4: It's like a joke gift, you know what I mean.
[5:33] Speaker 4: I gave it to her for Easter, her, for her
[5:35] Speaker 4: and her wife. She's helped me out so much, you know. Yeah,
[5:40] Speaker 4: she's married to another woman. She's a lesbian. You think I'm.
[5:44] Speaker 3: What is happening?
[5:45] Speaker 2: Oh my god?
[5:46] Speaker 4: You think I'm cheating on you with my lesbian massage therapist.
[5:50] Speaker 4: That is rich.
[5:53] Speaker 2: I don't know what to think anymore. I don't know
[5:55] Speaker 2: what that was and why you were hiding it, and like,
[5:58] Speaker 2: I don't even know, Well, why are you.
[5:59] Speaker 4: Stupid around my trunk? Anyway? Look, I just bought her
[6:02] Speaker 4: a gift. I was out shopping. I saw it.
[6:04] Speaker 3: It was cool cardigan. I took the card of the store.
[6:08] Speaker 2: You knew I took the card of the store.
[6:09] Speaker 1: What did you think to give another woman an adult
[6:13] Speaker 1: theme basket is so inappropriate?
[6:17] Speaker 4: It's not inappropriate. It's funny. It's like you wouldn't even
[6:21] Speaker 4: know because you're not even in a relationship. I mean, like,
[6:24] Speaker 4: I look, come on, she helped me with my bat
[6:26] Speaker 4: my back pain. You know when we're in the office
[6:29] Speaker 4: and our sessions, I mean we joke about stuff. I mean,
[6:31] Speaker 4: it's all good. We got to know we done it
[6:33] Speaker 4: a little well. I thought it's funny. This is ridiculous.
[6:38] Speaker 4: I can't believe I'm on the radio talking about this
[6:42] Speaker 4: is ridiculous. Yeah, you thought I was cheating on you,
[6:45] Speaker 4: and so you set up this elaborate ruse and they're
[6:48] Speaker 4: gonna call me and offer me free flowers. And what
[6:51] Speaker 4: did I do? I sent them to my wife. Okay,
[6:55] Speaker 4: I love you. Get over it. Then.
[7:00] Speaker 1: Now I appreciate your conviction, but we are going to
[7:03] Speaker 1: put you guys on hold. I am going to offer counseling.
[7:05] Speaker 1: If you want to break this down with a counselor
[7:07] Speaker 1: you can. If not, you don't have to. But I
[7:08] Speaker 1: think you guys need to come to a conclusion together,
[7:11] Speaker 1: not with us, Okay, am I you okay, just needs
[7:17] Speaker 1: a quick thinking.
[7:17] Speaker 4: I'm cheating on it.

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