# He’ll have to go & other tales

An episode of [Simon Mayo's Confessions](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1579100744), 3 Jul 2026, 41 min.

Audio: https://bauernordic-pods.sharp-stream.com/gb/1332/smcp_s7_e45_16lufs_release_02072_6551ca0d_normal.mp3?aw_0_1st.episodeid=408433&aw_0_1st.collectionid=1332

Step into the confessional with Simon Mayo and the Confessions Collective for RAF police “Batmobile” patrols that terrorise midnight Cluedo players… and accidentally spotlight the boss. Max relives a 1989 traffic jam, a suspiciously wide-necked Apple-Aid bottle, and a lay-by moment that ends with an unfortunate “gift” for a grateful hitchhiker. Then Jani’s missing neon tetra is found in the worst possible place. Plus: Colin the Carpet Criminal blames silverfish after a DIY electrics plan tears up a brand-new carpet. Got a confession? confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk

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