# Blinded by the light & other tales

An episode of [Simon Mayo's Confessions](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1579100744), 27 Feb 2026, 44 min.

Audio: https://bauernordic-pods.sharp-stream.com/gb/1332/smcp_s7_e2716lufs_release_270226_ab254c15_normal.mp3?aw_0_1st.episodeid=362864&aw_0_1st.collectionid=1332

Step into the confessional with Simon Mayo, Sister Suzi, Sister Holly and Brother Matthew for another week of chaos. First: a 1950s boarding school in Kenya where the boys welcome new UK teachers with the ultimate classroom icebreaker… bright green pet snakes, smuggled under shirts and released onto desks. Then Bob’s Tenerife chip run goes catastrophically windy, ending with paper plates, ketchup, and an accidental Carry On-style moment by the pool. Plus: Geoff “accidentally” cosplays as blind on the train thanks to reactive sunglasses, a Dayglo lead and a protruding white stick, and Chris launches a full police sting to recover his stolen bike… with questionable consequences. Got a confession? Send it to confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk.

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