# Welcome to the lion’s den & other tales

An episode of [Simon Mayo's Confessions](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1579100744), 25 Sep 2026, 39 min.

Audio: https://bauernordic-pods.sharp-stream.com/gb/1332/smcp_s8_e6_16lufs_release_250926_5de457f4_normal.mp3?aw_0_1st.episodeid=422741&aw_0_1st.collectionid=1332

It’s a distinctly international trip into the confessional this week with Simon Mayo and the Confessions Collective. Craig kicks things off from behind the pharmacy counter in 1989, when an eager attempt to help a customer find “green ones” turns into a mortifying party‑poppers misunderstanding… Then ex‑RAF Police Corporal Binky Blythe teaches an Italian driver a “romantic” phrase that ends up being delivered to the Admiral’s wife. Plus: Nev’s compost‑heap ashes swap, and William’s French chemist translation help that accidentally escalates into Bon Saint‑Bernard deep‑heat justice. Got a confession? confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk

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