# Hit me with your rhythm stick & other tales

An episode of [Simon Mayo's Confessions](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1579100744), 1 May 2026, 42 min.

Audio: https://bauernordic-pods.sharp-stream.com/gb/1332/smcp_s7_e36_16lufs_release_01052_23418a87_normal.mp3?aw_0_1st.episodeid=374140&aw_0_1st.collectionid=1332

Step into the confessional with Simon Mayo and the collective for a week of blocked sinks, fake hospital letters, and staff training-day chaos. First, Susie’s raspberry-peach smoothie turns into a fermented crime scene that takes out the call-centre kitchenette. Then Jeanette commits peak springtime mischief by forging a hospital letter recommending “Morris dancing therapy” for her grumpy husband’s dodgy knee. Plus, Maurice’s 1966 snow-sculpture disaster, and Stan’s drama-teacher mate who sleepwalks into an unwanted performance. Got a confession? confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk

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