# In through the out door & other tales

An episode of [Simon Mayo's Confessions](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1579100744), 19 Jun 2026, 43 min.

Audio: https://bauernordic-pods.sharp-stream.com/gb/1332/smcp_s7_e43_16lufs_release_19062_6b38751b_normal.mp3?aw_0_1st.episodeid=393064&aw_0_1st.collectionid=1332

Step into the confessional with Simon Mayo and the Collective for exam cheating in a lucky jumper, a welding lesson that goes catastrophically… south, and a nursing “snapshot” you may not want to hear while eating. First, Homer admits to a very 70s kind of malpractice: smuggling fully-loaded notes into a final exam on official paper and somehow ending up a headteacher. Then apprentice welder Steve hands a gas torch to a hoity-toity naval officer who won’t do her jacket up — cue molten metal, bedlam, and a breakdancing stripper moment. Plus: Emma’s 80s Saturday job prank with “party poppers”, and Susan’s slippery suppository nightmare… Got a confession? confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk

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