# Simon Mayo's Confessions A podcast by Bauer Media. Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective. Expect tales of greed, debauchery, deception, and honest mistakes including those confessions we could never broadcast on Greatest Hits Radio. Feed: https://rss.podplaystudio.com/1332.xml ## Latest episodes - [Pick a pocket or two & other tales](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1579100744/19dc05ef252e) (2026-10-23, 39 min): audio https://bauernordic-pods.sharp-stream.com/gb/1332/smcp_s8_e10_16lufs_release_23102_4ec2861f_normal.mp3?aw_0_1st.episodeid=427877&aw_0_1st.collectionid=1332 - [Cluedo Special - Confessions from the Crypt](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1579100744/98b86e52baf1) (2026-10-16, 39 min): audio https://bauernordic-pods.sharp-stream.com/gb/1332/smcp_s8_e9_16lufs_release_161026_1cad3d73_normal.mp3?aw_0_1st.episodeid=425695&aw_0_1st.collectionid=1332 - [Size of a cow & other tales](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1579100744/aedaae07c608) (2026-10-09, 41 min): audio https://bauernordic-pods.sharp-stream.com/gb/1332/smcp_s8_e8_16lufs_release_091026_78bc98b2_normal.mp3?aw_0_1st.episodeid=425254&aw_0_1st.collectionid=1332 - [There's no one quite like grandma & other tales](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1579100744/55b362d093a2) (2026-10-02, 43 min): audio https://bauernordic-pods.sharp-stream.com/gb/1332/smcp_s8_e7_16lufs_release_021026_ba7f3d7e_normal.mp3?aw_0_1st.episodeid=424048&aw_0_1st.collectionid=1332 - [Welcome to the lion’s den & other tales](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1579100744/301f7dc9f76b) (2026-09-25, 40 min): audio https://bauernordic-pods.sharp-stream.com/gb/1332/smcp_s8_e6_16lufs_release_250926_5de457f4_normal.mp3?aw_0_1st.episodeid=422741&aw_0_1st.collectionid=1332 - [Bad to the bone & other tales](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1579100744/b00ebf76ecae) (2026-09-18, 43 min): audio https://bauernordic-pods.sharp-stream.com/gb/1332/smcp_s8_e5_16lufs_release_180926_9b942488_normal.mp3?aw_0_1st.episodeid=421498&aw_0_1st.collectionid=1332 - [Welcome to the house of fun & other tales](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1579100744/121bd02b5150) (2026-09-11, 41 min): audio https://bauernordic-pods.sharp-stream.com/gb/1332/smcp_s8_e4_16lufs_release_110926_842bc5f5_normal.mp3?aw_0_1st.episodeid=420208&aw_0_1st.collectionid=1332 - [Toads in your bed and pepper in your tea & other tales](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1579100744/ba73e1fc0e41) (2026-09-04, 47 min): audio https://bauernordic-pods.sharp-stream.com/gb/1332/smcp_s8_e3_16lufs_release_040926_b78654c4_normal.mp3?aw_0_1st.episodeid=418873&aw_0_1st.collectionid=1332 - [This is the time for action & other tales](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1579100744/4b302bf487a7) (2026-08-28, 43 min): audio https://bauernordic-pods.sharp-stream.com/gb/1332/smcp_s8_e2_16lufs_release_280826_7d81368e_normal.mp3?aw_0_1st.episodeid=417329&aw_0_1st.collectionid=1332 - [Right on baby & other tales](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1579100744/6cc12f627c7b) (2026-08-21, 40 min): audio https://bauernordic-pods.sharp-stream.com/gb/1332/smcp_s8_e1_16lufs_release_210826_a3bb563b_normal.mp3?aw_0_1st.episodeid=416172&aw_0_1st.collectionid=1332 - [Every grain of sand & other tales](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1579100744/df9ddf17f26a) (2026-07-31, 48 min): audio https://bauernordic-pods.sharp-stream.com/gb/1332/smcp_s7_e49_16lufs_release_31072_9540c7c4_normal.mp3?aw_0_1st.episodeid=412870&aw_0_1st.collectionid=1332 - [Beach baby & other tales](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1579100744/14226ff8ef5d) (2026-07-24, 45 min): audio https://bauernordic-pods.sharp-stream.com/gb/1332/smcp_s7_e48_16lufs_release_24072_eee8bf22_normal.mp3?aw_0_1st.episodeid=411892&aw_0_1st.collectionid=1332 - [Confessions from the Crypt Special](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1579100744/a5e2c13442cf) (2026-07-17, 28 min): audio https://bauernordic-pods.sharp-stream.com/gb/1332/smcp_s7_e47_16lufs_release_17072_8343ad63_normal.mp3?aw_0_1st.episodeid=410615&aw_0_1st.collectionid=1332 - [There she goes & other tales](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1579100744/2989d6496974) (2026-07-10, 44 min): audio https://bauernordic-pods.sharp-stream.com/gb/1332/smcp_s7_e46_16lufs_release_10072_4b78289c_normal.mp3?aw_0_1st.episodeid=409510&aw_0_1st.collectionid=1332 - [He’ll have to go & other tales](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1579100744/f8294b268918) (2026-07-03, 41 min): audio https://bauernordic-pods.sharp-stream.com/gb/1332/smcp_s7_e45_16lufs_release_02072_6551ca0d_normal.mp3?aw_0_1st.episodeid=408433&aw_0_1st.collectionid=1332 - [You’ve been, you’ve been thunderstruck & other tales](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1579100744/96de75313ddb) (2026-06-26, 38 min): audio https://bauernordic-pods.sharp-stream.com/gb/1332/smcp_s7_e44_16lufs_release_25062_c0fd97a8_normal.mp3?aw_0_1st.episodeid=407206&aw_0_1st.collectionid=1332 - [In through the out door & other tales](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1579100744/16acc5436c0d) (2026-06-19, 44 min): audio https://bauernordic-pods.sharp-stream.com/gb/1332/smcp_s7_e43_16lufs_release_19062_6b38751b_normal.mp3?aw_0_1st.episodeid=393064&aw_0_1st.collectionid=1332 - [Oh! This is the greatest show & other tales](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1579100744/136ac9a36667) (2026-06-12, 41 min): audio https://bauernordic-pods.sharp-stream.com/gb/1332/smcp_s7_e42_16lufs_release_12062_d3ba9d3f_normal.mp3?aw_0_1st.episodeid=391815&aw_0_1st.collectionid=1332 - [Hello clouds, hello sky & other tales](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1579100744/7388aabf15ff) (2026-06-05, 44 min): audio https://bauernordic-pods.sharp-stream.com/gb/1332/smcp_s7_e41_16lufs_release_05062_8a964475_normal.mp3?aw_0_1st.episodeid=390565&aw_0_1st.collectionid=1332 - [The wind beneath my wings & other tales](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1579100744/39a7339bb8cb) (2026-05-29, 40 min): audio https://bauernordic-pods.sharp-stream.com/gb/1332/smcp_s7_e40_16lufs_release_29052_cd47e76a_normal.mp3?aw_0_1st.episodeid=389386&aw_0_1st.collectionid=1332 - [Don’t go chasing waterfalls & other tales](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1579100744/f78d6ab43679) (2026-05-22, 46 min): audio https://bauernordic-pods.sharp-stream.com/gb/1332/smcp_s7_e39_16lufs_release_22052_01d59a7f_normal.mp3?aw_0_1st.episodeid=388131&aw_0_1st.collectionid=1332 - [All day long, all day long on the chaise lounge & other tales](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1579100744/b2daaaf39bd6) (2026-05-15, 43 min): audio https://bauernordic-pods.sharp-stream.com/gb/1332/smcp_s7_e38_16lufs_release_14052_7c00775d_normal.mp3?aw_0_1st.episodeid=377336&aw_0_1st.collectionid=1332 - [Put the kettle on and make some tea & other tales](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1579100744/1ef753f6f912) (2026-05-08, 47 min): audio https://bauernordic-pods.sharp-stream.com/gb/1332/smcp_s7_e37_16lufs_release_08052_a3293b04_normal.mp3?aw_0_1st.episodeid=375307&aw_0_1st.collectionid=1332 - [Hit me with your rhythm stick & other tales](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1579100744/233445f3282a) (2026-05-01, 42 min): audio https://bauernordic-pods.sharp-stream.com/gb/1332/smcp_s7_e36_16lufs_release_01052_23418a87_normal.mp3?aw_0_1st.episodeid=374140&aw_0_1st.collectionid=1332 - [It’s all too beautiful & other tales](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1579100744/54c481e5de06) (2026-04-24, 46 min): audio https://bauernordic-pods.sharp-stream.com/gb/1332/smcp_s7_e35_16lufs_release_24042_72072cce_normal.mp3?aw_0_1st.episodeid=372827&aw_0_1st.collectionid=1332 - [Confessions from the Crypt Special](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1579100744/d51402fa29af) (2026-04-17, 30 min): audio https://bauernordic-pods.sharp-stream.com/gb/1332/smcp_s7_e34_16lufs_release_17042_07c5b398_normal.mp3?aw_0_1st.episodeid=370927&aw_0_1st.collectionid=1332 - [Beep beep, beep beep, yeah! & other tales](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1579100744/5a19c63d7991) (2026-04-10, 41 min): audio https://bauernordic-pods.sharp-stream.com/gb/1332/smcp_s7_e33_16lufs_release_10042_2fab8df9_normal.mp3?aw_0_1st.episodeid=370309&aw_0_1st.collectionid=1332 - [Missionary Impossible & other tales](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1579100744/b06de51edd9f) (2026-04-03, 48 min): audio https://bauernordic-pods.sharp-stream.com/gb/1332/smcp_s7_e32_16lufs_release_03042_49cf5e3e_normal.mp3?aw_0_1st.episodeid=369401&aw_0_1st.collectionid=1332 - [The green green grass of home & other tales](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1579100744/d2bb8e1f9317) (2026-03-27, 44 min): audio https://bauernordic-pods.sharp-stream.com/gb/1332/smcp_s7_e3116lufs_release_270326_70155ff1_normal.mp3?aw_0_1st.episodeid=368179&aw_0_1st.collectionid=1332 - [Can you dig it? Yes, you can & other tales](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1579100744/842dbe821fdd) (2026-03-20, 42 min): audio https://bauernordic-pods.sharp-stream.com/gb/1332/smcp_s7_e3016lufs_release_200326_8ab34bf1_normal.mp3?aw_0_1st.episodeid=366868&aw_0_1st.collectionid=1332 - [Libra and my name is charles & other tales](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1579100744/bcca8a9d0f4e) (2026-03-13, 32 min): audio https://bauernordic-pods.sharp-stream.com/gb/1332/smcp_s7_e2916lufs_release_130326_44b232c0_normal.mp3?aw_0_1st.episodeid=365718&aw_0_1st.collectionid=1332 - [Vanilla ice ice baby & other tales](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1579100744/3ff4de696db6) (2026-03-06, 41 min): audio https://bauernordic-pods.sharp-stream.com/gb/1332/smcp_s7_e2716lufs_release_060326_e73c17ba_normal.mp3?aw_0_1st.episodeid=364332&aw_0_1st.collectionid=1332 - [Blinded by the light & other tales](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1579100744/61627624914e) (2026-02-27, 45 min): audio https://bauernordic-pods.sharp-stream.com/gb/1332/smcp_s7_e2716lufs_release_270226_ab254c15_normal.mp3?aw_0_1st.episodeid=362864&aw_0_1st.collectionid=1332 - [A long time ago in a galaxy far far away… & other tales](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1579100744/486b51038114) (2026-02-20, 44 min): audio https://bauernordic-pods.sharp-stream.com/gb/1332/smcp_s7_e2616lufs_release_190226_ad3e4756_normal.mp3?aw_0_1st.episodeid=361062&aw_0_1st.collectionid=1332 - [Zip a dee doo dah & other tales](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1579100744/3d79750d1798) (2026-02-13, 45 min): audio https://bauernordic-pods.sharp-stream.com/gb/1332/smcp_s7_e2516lufs_release_130226_e046737b_normal.mp3?aw_0_1st.episodeid=359851&aw_0_1st.collectionid=1332 - [Big mouth strikes again & other tales](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1579100744/4eea5cbf8b76) (2026-02-06, 42 min): audio https://bauernordic-pods.sharp-stream.com/gb/1332/smcp_s7_e2416lufs_release_060226_169a2b55_normal.mp3?aw_0_1st.episodeid=358319&aw_0_1st.collectionid=1332 - [Twisting the night away & other tales](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1579100744/15f23b55de98) (2026-01-30, 39 min): audio https://bauernordic-pods.sharp-stream.com/gb/1332/smcp_s7_e23_16lufs_release_30012_fc48afba_normal.mp3?aw_0_1st.episodeid=357072&aw_0_1st.collectionid=1332 - [I got cat class and I got cat style & other tales...](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1579100744/01dce6e577e4) (2026-01-23, 44 min): audio https://bauernordic-pods.sharp-stream.com/gb/1332/smcp_s7_e22_16lufs_release_23012_45a09ed5_normal.mp3?aw_0_1st.episodeid=355707&aw_0_1st.collectionid=1332 - [You can ring my bell & other tales](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1579100744/18d4567f8aef) (2026-01-16, 43 min): audio https://bauernordic-pods.sharp-stream.com/gb/1332/smcp_s7_e21_16lufs_release_16012_8e12155f_normal.mp3?aw_0_1st.episodeid=354457&aw_0_1st.collectionid=1332 - [Are you not entertained & other tales...](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1579100744/3e867b57633f) (2026-01-09, 32 min): audio https://bauernordic-pods.sharp-stream.com/gb/1332/smcp_s7_e20_16lufs_release_09012_539fe084_normal.mp3?aw_0_1st.episodeid=352959&aw_0_1st.collectionid=1332 - [Top 10 Confessions Countdown 2025 - Part One](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1579100744/3b1ee7002b08) (2026-01-02, 41 min): audio https://bauernordic-pods.sharp-stream.com/gb/1332/smcp_s7_e1816lufs_release_020126_01b10969_normal.mp3?aw_0_1st.episodeid=350015&aw_0_1st.collectionid=1332 - [Top 10 Confessions Countdown 2025 - Part Two](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1579100744/02b9314ecb16) (2026-01-02, 41 min): audio https://bauernordic-pods.sharp-stream.com/gb/1332/smcp_s7_e1916lufs_release_020126_d6e7baa9_normal.mp3?aw_0_1st.episodeid=350097&aw_0_1st.collectionid=1332 - [The fright before Christmas & other tales](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1579100744/746a28e3a53e) (2025-12-24, 31 min): audio https://bauernordic-pods.sharp-stream.com/gb/1332/smcp_s7e1716lufs_release_241225_1c13ccca_normal.mp3?aw_0_1st.episodeid=350679&aw_0_1st.collectionid=1332 - [Baby, it’s cold outside & other tales](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1579100744/c0ae1e7cb9d2) (2025-12-12, 40 min): audio https://bauernordic-pods.sharp-stream.com/gb/1332/smcp_s7_e1616lufs_release_121225_d4ff301c_normal.mp3?aw_0_1st.episodeid=348521&aw_0_1st.collectionid=1332 - [Search for the hero & other tales](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1579100744/fbdad9c385a8) (2025-12-05, 42 min): audio https://bauernordic-pods.sharp-stream.com/gb/1332/smcp_s7_e1516lufs_release_051225_491bafcb_normal.mp3?aw_0_1st.episodeid=347321&aw_0_1st.collectionid=1332 - [One year out! & other tales](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1579100744/cd189e50f59a) (2025-11-28, 39 min): audio https://bauernordic-pods.sharp-stream.com/gb/1332/smcp_s7_e1416lufs_release_281125_9209942f_normal.mp3?aw_0_1st.episodeid=345979&aw_0_1st.collectionid=1332 - [Your cruel device & other tales](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1579100744/befe34e641f9) (2025-11-21, 38 min): audio https://bauernordic-pods.sharp-stream.com/gb/1332/smcp_s7_e13_16lufs_release_21112_b0cfced9_normal.mp3?aw_0_1st.episodeid=344402&aw_0_1st.collectionid=1332 - [He’s in the army now & other tales](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1579100744/f998f84bcf14) (2025-11-14, 41 min): audio https://bauernordic-pods.sharp-stream.com/gb/1332/smcp_s7_e12_16lufs_release_13112_83abfae2_normal.mp3?aw_0_1st.episodeid=343016&aw_0_1st.collectionid=1332 - [Wired for sound & other tales](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1579100744/2624524c3f86) (2025-11-07, 42 min): audio https://bauernordic-pods.sharp-stream.com/gb/1332/smcp_s7_e11_16lufs_release_07112_fe759ec7_normal.mp3?aw_0_1st.episodeid=341802&aw_0_1st.collectionid=1332 - [Richard Allinson saves the day & other tales](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1579100744/9173add3e53a) (2025-10-31, 41 min): audio https://bauernordic-pods.sharp-stream.com/gb/1332/smcp_s7_e10_16lufs_release_31102_83c2801a_normal.mp3?aw_0_1st.episodeid=340379&aw_0_1st.collectionid=1332 Shows are listed from Apple Podcasts' charts and directory, and Podcast Index where it is used. 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