# ☎️ Bestie Hotline: Eyes Off My Handbag!

An episode of [We Don't Have Time For This](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1544178687), 30 Jul 2026, 16 min.

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## Transcript

[0:00] Speaker 1: We would like to acknowledge the traditional custodians of the
[0:03] Speaker 1: land that this podcast is recorded.
[0:16] Speaker 2: This week.
[0:21] Speaker 1: Thank you, Hello, and welcome to bestI Hotline. How can
[0:24] Speaker 1: you do this?
[0:25] Speaker 2: I'm just eating a country and so am I and
[0:28] Speaker 2: starting what I've got because we don't have home.
[0:30] Speaker 1: Come on, people still lemon seed solving, then take it
[0:33] Speaker 1: away because I can't talk like this. Okay, I will.
[0:36] Speaker 1: Hello and welcome to Bestie Hotline.
[0:37] Speaker 2: We are eating crunchies because it's Friday and we're done
[0:40] Speaker 2: with life and you know we're busy moms and we
[0:43] Speaker 2: need to get some sugar on board to power through
[0:46] Speaker 2: solving all your problems.
[0:47] Speaker 1: Okay, so how is that perfect? I'm Kate Reeves.
[0:49] Speaker 2: She's a peanut. She's still munging over there. I can't
[0:52] Speaker 2: mung and talk like you.
[0:53] Speaker 1: Well you can. It's just pretty gross. Yeah. It's lunch time.
[0:59] Speaker 2: Yeah that Every time we have a zoom call, gem's like,
[1:02] Speaker 2: I'm just gonna heat up my slurpy noodles.
[1:04] Speaker 1: What's expine? We book zoom calls over lunchtime. The zoom
[1:07] Speaker 1: calls aren't Netflix, like you're in a meeting. I do
[1:11] Speaker 1: it off camera. No, you don't. No, do I lean away?
[1:14] Speaker 1: Never seen you lean anyway? Who's called the bestie hotline? Today?
[1:18] Speaker 1: I'm trying that through my country and now I'm not
[1:20] Speaker 1: enjoying it.
[1:21] Speaker 2: Joyspace no more hell space. The worst for me is
[1:24] Speaker 2: not eating with intention. Oh right, everyone stop work, gem
[1:28] Speaker 2: needs to eat with intention.
[1:30] Speaker 1: It's true.
[1:30] Speaker 2: Chocolate is terrible for the vocals. Revsi, I need a
[1:33] Speaker 2: chaser of pineapple. But let's get into it because we've
[1:36] Speaker 2: got the lemons to solve. We've got a write in
[1:38] Speaker 2: adl says, Hi, bestie, a very first world problem.
[1:42] Speaker 1: But indulge me, of course.
[1:43] Speaker 2: Recently, I bought myself my very first designer clutch bag.
[1:48] Speaker 1: Talk to me, girl, I knew you would wake up
[1:50] Speaker 1: to this revs pre loved. I must add as I'm
[1:53] Speaker 1: very frugal and sustainable girlfriend, and I took it to
[1:56] Speaker 1: a lunch with friends.
[1:57] Speaker 2: It's a really fun design A week so later, when
[2:01] Speaker 2: one of these friends was planning an outfit to a wedding,
[2:03] Speaker 2: she asked me if I had any fun clutches that
[2:06] Speaker 2: would go with her outfit.
[2:07] Speaker 1: Oh no.
[2:07] Speaker 2: Now, my friends and I pride ourselves on sharing outfits,
[2:11] Speaker 2: jewelry and shoes, but nothing to the value.
[2:14] Speaker 1: Of this bag.
[2:16] Speaker 2: I felt like her question was directed at my new bag,
[2:19] Speaker 2: but I played it off and sent her other options.
[2:22] Speaker 1: But I felt awkward, as though I was.
[2:24] Speaker 2: Gatekeeping or even being stingy, though I had only used
[2:28] Speaker 2: it once myself.
[2:30] Speaker 1: Oh tell me, germen revs. Do we lend designer items
[2:35] Speaker 1: to friends or is there a cutoff?
[2:38] Speaker 2: As I said, I'm quite frugal and I do not
[2:40] Speaker 2: own many of these things, so I.
[2:42] Speaker 1: Really value looking after them. Dun, dun, dun. Okay, I
[2:48] Speaker 1: have a strong instinct. Do you have a line. I don't. Oh,
[2:54] Speaker 1: so I have.
[2:55] Speaker 2: Got to challenge you on this, by the way. Okay, yeah, continue.
[2:58] Speaker 2: I have four designer bags I know, sue me. One's
[3:01] Speaker 2: a fake, three are real. If most of my friends
[3:06] Speaker 2: asked to borrow one of those bags, I would say yes.
[3:09] Speaker 2: I don't think many would, and I would definitely have
[3:12] Speaker 2: it known that it was real, But I would. I
[3:15] Speaker 2: think we're old enough to trust our girlfriends to take
[3:18] Speaker 2: out a bag.
[3:19] Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
[3:20] Speaker 2: They're not going to de club, They're going to lunch
[3:22] Speaker 2: or like a wedding or whatever. However, However, however, caveat,
[3:26] Speaker 2: I would never let my sister and I would never
[3:30] Speaker 2: let crazy Lisa, and I would never let like. I've
[3:32] Speaker 2: got a few people where I'm like.
[3:34] Speaker 1: Not you just no, sorry.
[3:37] Speaker 2: No. Also, your sister has her own designer bags, yes, collection,
[3:41] Speaker 2: which she treats like she got it from cotton on
[3:43] Speaker 2: like it's just upsetting to watch. Like, well, no, actually
[3:46] Speaker 2: probably she does it the right way.
[3:47] Speaker 1: She thrashes it.
[3:48] Speaker 2: She wears it to death, costs per wear like she
[3:51] Speaker 2: wears wears, wears, wears, wears her stuff. And actually that's admirable.
[3:54] Speaker 2: They're to have to wear to use, you know. I
[3:56] Speaker 2: mean I think whatever. Some people have them to collect
[3:58] Speaker 2: and keep them pristine and like the value to increase
[4:01] Speaker 2: and stuff.
[4:01] Speaker 1: I don't have them for that reason.
[4:03] Speaker 2: I really really really enjoy the fashion of it, and
[4:05] Speaker 2: I wear all mine regularly and I'm not precious with them.
[4:08] Speaker 1: I could be precious, sir with them. No, I think
[4:10] Speaker 1: it's good not to be precious.
[4:12] Speaker 2: You know.
[4:12] Speaker 1: It's like light the candles, light for the dad.
[4:16] Speaker 2: Otherwise they just sit there collecting dust, being used for
[4:19] Speaker 2: the thing that they were designed for.
[4:21] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[4:21] Speaker 2: I also think the more stress you bestow on items,
[4:25] Speaker 2: the more likely it.
[4:26] Speaker 1: Is they'll get fucked up. Call that just woo woo
[4:28] Speaker 1: energy or whatever. But it's like the rule.
[4:30] Speaker 2: Okay, let me posit this scenario. Then a girlfriend of yours,
[4:33] Speaker 2: let's say the good mum borrows your fendy, she drops
[4:36] Speaker 2: it back.
[4:37] Speaker 1: Some of the pieces are.
[4:39] Speaker 2: Missing, the text, the sequins, Okay, whatever, not whatever, ok
[4:44] Speaker 2: just try and protect you're a person who cares about
[4:46] Speaker 2: this stuff. I'm really trying, like I'm trying to relate
[4:49] Speaker 2: to this because I'm like, there's no version of me
[4:51] Speaker 2: where I'm ever going to drop that much money on
[4:53] Speaker 2: a handbag.
[4:54] Speaker 1: I don't want to yuck anyone's yump. It's not my thing.
[4:56] Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, but you still know what a fucking sequence is,
[4:58] Speaker 2: okay today.
[5:01] Speaker 1: But they're like rectangular, they're like long ones. They're beautiful.
[5:04] Speaker 2: Sure I would hit her up, would you? One hundred percent?
[5:06] Speaker 2: I go, oh, babe, there's some damage to the.
[5:08] Speaker 1: Bag, and then come get it. Okay. And what if
[5:11] Speaker 1: it was the good mom.
[5:12] Speaker 2: She would have cried five times, she would have had
[5:15] Speaker 2: it fixed.
[5:16] Speaker 1: She would have probably bought me a fresh fucking bag.
[5:18] Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? That's what I mean.
[5:19] Speaker 2: We're old enough, Okay, can we not make it the
[5:22] Speaker 2: good mom? Okay, Okay, I'm trying to paint the scenario
[5:24] Speaker 2: and it's not working. You're using the good mom's traits.
[5:27] Speaker 1: Okay.
[5:27] Speaker 2: So you say, hey, babe, who is it? Name and
[5:29] Speaker 2: shame someone?
[5:31] Speaker 1: Okay. For the purpose of this is pretend it's me. Okay.
[5:33] Speaker 2: Okay, So you say, easy, you're a sitting duck. I'll
[5:36] Speaker 2: be like, bathe there's some damage to the bagh okay,
[5:40] Speaker 2: and then you would go through photos to check if
[5:41] Speaker 2: you've done it.
[5:42] Speaker 1: You're ruining okay, Okay, fine, somebody doesn't give a shit.
[5:46] Speaker 1: No what if I go, Babe, that wasn't me. I
[5:48] Speaker 1: didn't that's how it came.
[5:49] Speaker 2: Then that's friendship ending because that's bullshit. You don't lend
[5:52] Speaker 2: someone to design her bag and then they return it damaged.
[5:55] Speaker 1: Okay, but what if they then deny it.
[5:57] Speaker 2: I don't want to be friends with that person the
[6:00] Speaker 2: same sequence should I behave you if you took it?
[6:03] Speaker 2: ALLAS know if what it isn't I know there isn't
[6:06] Speaker 2: I know they know the bag intimately.
[6:07] Speaker 1: I know it intimately. I know what conditions it's in.
[6:10] Speaker 2: If I'm going to lend you something like a Fendy
[6:12] Speaker 2: or a Gucci bag, or like a very nice pair
[6:15] Speaker 2: of shoes, shoes and bags. I think you're in the
[6:17] Speaker 2: same category. I want it back as a little Shoes
[6:20] Speaker 2: are risky.
[6:21] Speaker 1: Shoes are way more risky.
[6:22] Speaker 2: Step in a puddle, you can scuff that shit so easy.
[6:25] Speaker 2: Again in our forties, if you're stepping in the puddle
[6:28] Speaker 2: in someone else's shoes, you don't deserve to borrow shit.
[6:31] Speaker 1: Go to sor right.
[6:31] Speaker 2: You could be at a wedding, the heavens might open unexpectedly.
[6:34] Speaker 1: Take them paddock, somebody, take them off. Here's the thing.
[6:37] Speaker 2: I'm always happy to lend out my stuff because I
[6:40] Speaker 2: know my friends are decent, grown up women. We're not
[6:43] Speaker 2: in our twenties hitting the club, staying over at some
[6:45] Speaker 2: random boy's house anymore.
[6:47] Speaker 1: You know what I mean. You're not jumping in out of.
[6:48] Speaker 2: CAB's absolutely blotto, accidentally spewing on things.
[6:52] Speaker 1: Those days are behind us. You're going to lunch or
[6:54] Speaker 1: a wedding.
[6:55] Speaker 2: Literally, I would trust you if you had my bag
[6:57] Speaker 2: on my shoes and the heavens open at a wedding,
[6:59] Speaker 2: that you would take them off and hold them and
[7:00] Speaker 2: deal with it. Look, I wouldn't borrow those things you
[7:03] Speaker 2: would do because I would break out in high I
[7:05] Speaker 2: would break out in hide, but the responsibility it would
[7:07] Speaker 2: actually ruin my knife because I'd be too busy worrying
[7:10] Speaker 2: about your designer crap and being like.
[7:12] Speaker 1: Fuck, it's not worth crap for another word. Sorry, sorry,
[7:15] Speaker 1: you're designer gems, gems like gold. I don't know what
[7:19] Speaker 1: what your pieces? All right, pieces, thank you?
[7:24] Speaker 2: And I just wouldn't even think to go there because
[7:26] Speaker 2: I would rather die than look. There's a category of
[7:30] Speaker 2: friend who wants to have the thing and wants to
[7:32] Speaker 2: have the great outfit, wants to look great, and doesn't
[7:34] Speaker 2: want to pay for fucking any of it. And that's fine.
[7:36] Speaker 2: If you return everything dry, cleaned or washed or in
[7:40] Speaker 2: the correct condition, then go for it. But it like
[7:43] Speaker 2: burn me once and it's happened. Well, you don't get
[7:46] Speaker 2: to borrow from my costume library ever again. But I'm
[7:49] Speaker 2: very generous if you are respectful, you are. But also
[7:53] Speaker 2: I need to point out that Buster has ruined many
[7:56] Speaker 2: people's pairs of shoes, and I've replaced, You've had to replace,
[7:59] Speaker 2: and I would and I always would because we're fucking
[8:02] Speaker 2: grown ups and that's.
[8:03] Speaker 1: What you do. And I wouldn't be like, oh sorry,
[8:05] Speaker 1: I fucking replace them. That's how it goes. That's how
[8:09] Speaker 1: it goes.
[8:10] Speaker 2: Oh dear, I always think what would I do if
[8:12] Speaker 2: someone's kid like drew on my Gucci wallpaper?
[8:14] Speaker 1: What would you do?
[8:15] Speaker 2: I would say, hey, your kid did this, and I
[8:17] Speaker 2: would send a photo and I would wait for them
[8:18] Speaker 2: to replace it.
[8:19] Speaker 1: I would and I would accept it. Wow, I would.
[8:23] Speaker 2: Okay, interesting to sell. Don't bring kids around to Revs's house? Well,
[8:28] Speaker 2: you can, but don't, like you know, I don't think
[8:30] Speaker 2: that with.
[8:31] Speaker 1: A crane, you can't. I close my bedroom door with ya.
[8:36] Speaker 1: This is why you don't have nice things.
[8:37] Speaker 2: This is why well it is if you, like you know,
[8:41] Speaker 2: curate your life around it, make good decisions well when
[8:44] Speaker 2: things are on the line as being friendship ending potentially.
[8:47] Speaker 1: Okay, take it off a designer bag.
[8:49] Speaker 2: If you lent your friend your car and it came
[8:52] Speaker 2: back scratched, you wouldn't hesitate in saying, hey, this happened.
[8:55] Speaker 1: Maybe this is the problem. Like would you you'd just
[8:58] Speaker 1: let a scratch go? Do you know what about it?
[9:00] Speaker 1: Let me tell you a story.
[9:01] Speaker 2: I lent my apartment once to well, I've lent my
[9:05] Speaker 2: apartment to multiple friends when I was living in La.
[9:07] Speaker 1: I had a one bedroom, so every time I went
[9:09] Speaker 1: back to Australia, there was always actors couch surface.
[9:11] Speaker 2: Everyone needs a bed, everyone needs a space. So whenever
[9:14] Speaker 2: I was out of town, I always lent my apartment. Now,
[9:17] Speaker 2: one particular guest broke my lamp and I knew it
[9:21] Speaker 2: was definitely then because it was working before and then
[9:23] Speaker 2: suddenly it stopped working and it was hanging on its side.
[9:27] Speaker 2: It was like this piece that I bought from a
[9:29] Speaker 2: market and it was like a anyway.
[9:31] Speaker 1: I was very into industrial design pieces back then, and yeah,
[9:35] Speaker 1: I didn't hit them up on it, but you would,
[9:37] Speaker 1: now would I? I don't know.
[9:39] Speaker 2: I'm really trying to be honest with you know know thyself?
[9:42] Speaker 1: Would you or would I? Just let it pass?
[9:44] Speaker 2: The car thing is hard because for me, a handbag
[9:46] Speaker 2: and a car I can't put them in the same category.
[9:49] Speaker 1: Okay, maybe because I'm not into design.
[9:51] Speaker 2: I say, what if someone stayed in your house and
[9:54] Speaker 2: some artwork got damaged, very similar to the bag.
[9:57] Speaker 1: Okay, what would you do? You would say.
[9:59] Speaker 2: Something about it? Yes, it would be uncomfortable, but you
[10:01] Speaker 2: wouldn't just let it go?
[10:02] Speaker 1: Yeah? Maybe not? And That's what I'm saying.
[10:04] Speaker 2: It'd be friendship ending because the behavior because people came.
[10:07] Speaker 2: But what if your friend can't afford it? Well, okay, okay,
[10:10] Speaker 2: Like how much is a handbag? Few thousand dollars? Yeah, yeah,
[10:13] Speaker 2: they're not cheap, but you can get it repaired. You
[10:15] Speaker 2: could take it to be repaired.
[10:16] Speaker 1: What if it was irreparable like an artwork. Yeah, it's
[10:19] Speaker 1: fucking awkward, but that's what I mean. There's a category
[10:21] Speaker 1: person who's like, I just want I want that, I
[10:23] Speaker 1: want to take that bag. Well, then you've got to
[10:24] Speaker 1: take the responsibility.
[10:26] Speaker 2: Okay, you don't just get to borrow the alime outfit,
[10:29] Speaker 2: you know, if you're not prepared to dry clean it.
[10:31] Speaker 1: So what I'm saying, okay, strong stance. I just feel
[10:34] Speaker 1: bad for those people who feel like, go buy your own.
[10:37] Speaker 2: They don't want to, they want to borrow mine, So
[10:39] Speaker 2: then respect it, you know.
[10:41] Speaker 1: I think that's fair. Yeah, no not, I'm on board.
[10:44] Speaker 2: I just feel like your argument of we're adults now,
[10:48] Speaker 2: I don't.
[10:48] Speaker 1: I think you're underestimating a lot of people.
[10:50] Speaker 2: I reckon a lot of dls will be listening to this,
[10:53] Speaker 2: being like I have been in this exact scenario where
[10:56] Speaker 2: someone disrespected something I own and then it made shit.
[10:59] Speaker 1: Really all one hundred percent would makes it awkward.
[11:02] Speaker 2: And if someone returns something damaged, it would be awkward
[11:05] Speaker 2: because if they asked me again, I'd be like, oh, sorry,
[11:08] Speaker 2: Like I wouldn't probably say no, sorry, you damaged the
[11:10] Speaker 2: last thing.
[11:10] Speaker 1: I'm not the fuck I'm not.
[11:11] Speaker 2: That evolved, but like I would probably like have a
[11:13] Speaker 2: reason not to I'm a home or sorry it doesn't work,
[11:17] Speaker 2: you know, and then went.
[11:18] Speaker 1: To that to someone else's or alone. Jem's got it.
[11:22] Speaker 1: Jem doesn't like designer bags. I don't know. Suddenly she
[11:24] Speaker 1: developed a story. No, I don't know.
[11:29] Speaker 2: I think I would, I guess, be discerning on who
[11:32] Speaker 2: you're lending it to. Fair, Yeah, but in this case,
[11:35] Speaker 2: is she being cheap? Is she being overly frugal? Is
[11:38] Speaker 2: she not sharing because you know she really values this
[11:41] Speaker 2: particular don't get it.
[11:42] Speaker 1: I would just take a read on the friend. Is
[11:44] Speaker 1: it a responsible friend? And where are they going?
[11:46] Speaker 2: So I think if you're uncomfortable in this instance, you
[11:49] Speaker 2: shouldn't be lending it. And I think you did the
[11:51] Speaker 2: right thing. But deflecting with other bags, with offering up
[11:54] Speaker 2: other bags, and hopefully she's savvy enough to read the
[11:58] Speaker 2: room you just tell I can sense the type of
[12:01] Speaker 2: friends should be like can I borrow the Gucci?
[12:03] Speaker 1: And she'd be like fuck. Then she's got to like
[12:06] Speaker 1: come up with a really direct answer. Okay, well, let's
[12:10] Speaker 1: workshop answers for our DL.
[12:12] Speaker 2: Well, I guess the healthy version is, I don't know
[12:14] Speaker 2: if I'm comfortable with lending that one out, but I'm
[12:16] Speaker 2: happy for you to borrow anything else done.
[12:18] Speaker 1: There we go, There we go perfect that. No, what
[12:22] Speaker 1: would you say?
[12:22] Speaker 2: I'd be like, oh, right, where are you going after
[12:25] Speaker 2: my baby? Or like maybe say like yeah, yeah, you
[12:28] Speaker 2: can definitely borrow it, but I will take your kidney.
[12:30] Speaker 1: If it comes back.
[12:31] Speaker 2: You know, I'd make a joke and then I would
[12:34] Speaker 2: leave it to them to decide if they had that
[12:36] Speaker 2: level of responsibility in them, I think at that point
[12:38] Speaker 2: you'd back back, back away, you would. I would very
[12:43] Speaker 2: comfortably borrow sorry if someone's like, oh, like, I've been
[12:47] Speaker 2: in instances where we're at a friend's house and my
[12:49] Speaker 2: kid is playing with a toy and a friend has
[12:51] Speaker 2: been like, oh that's so and so's really precious special,
[12:54] Speaker 2: and straight away I'm like, I take it away.
[12:56] Speaker 1: If I'm reading the purpose discomfort.
[12:59] Speaker 2: They know that that's their kid's favorite special, wooden fucking
[13:02] Speaker 2: whatever thing, and I'm not going to risk it in
[13:04] Speaker 2: that moment, you know, like if you're going, oh, yeah,
[13:07] Speaker 2: take it, but if you break it, I'm going to
[13:09] Speaker 2: take your kidney. That's me reading between the lines that
[13:12] Speaker 2: you don't actually want me to take it.
[13:14] Speaker 1: Yeah, which is fine. No one asked to take it.
[13:16] Speaker 2: You know, I'd be comfortable borrowing a designer piece from
[13:19] Speaker 2: someone because I know I am comfortable with the responsibility,
[13:21] Speaker 2: you know what I mean. And I would have it
[13:22] Speaker 2: dry cleaned or I would make I would just be
[13:24] Speaker 2: careful and then I'd return it, and I would return
[13:27] Speaker 2: it with a bottle of wine.
[13:28] Speaker 1: I would there you go. I'm just like, I hate
[13:30] Speaker 1: this whole world. I want no part of it. I'm
[13:33] Speaker 1: so glad. I the most expensive thing I own is
[13:35] Speaker 1: a six hundred dollar necklace. Oh that is expensive. Yeah, beautiful.
[13:40] Speaker 1: That was my treat to myself on tour. Oh yeah.
[13:43] Speaker 1: It was so funny because I.
[13:44] Speaker 2: Was talking to Rachel Tag's a husband friend of the pod,
[13:46] Speaker 2: and I was like, I splurged on something. I bought
[13:49] Speaker 2: myself a really fancy piece of jewelry and he goes,
[13:51] Speaker 2: how many thousands was it?
[13:52] Speaker 1: I was like, oh, no, it was, it was. It
[13:55] Speaker 1: was six hundred dollars. Jewelry, gold, jewelry can get up,
[14:00] Speaker 1: I know.
[14:00] Speaker 2: But it's just funny, like the range of people's perspective
[14:03] Speaker 2: of what's considered fancy or expensive. Obviously, my wedding engagement
[14:08] Speaker 2: ring is actually the most expensive thing that I own,
[14:11] Speaker 2: separate to owning a home, which I don't because the
[14:13] Speaker 2: bank owns it.
[14:15] Speaker 1: But yeah, I don't know.
[14:17] Speaker 2: I find it quite liberating because if someone were to
[14:20] Speaker 2: rob me, yeah, what do they want?
[14:22] Speaker 1: The only thing I would be truly, truly, truly sad
[14:24] Speaker 1: about would be my engagement ring. Totally. You heard it here. First,
[14:27] Speaker 1: nothing to rob at Gem's house. Come on, then, all right, deals,
[14:31] Speaker 1: that's enough out of us.
[14:32] Speaker 2: We hope you have a wonderful weekend, and we hope
[14:34] Speaker 2: we don't have any awkward interactions with girlfriends, and we
[14:36] Speaker 2: hope nothing is damaged and friendship ending.
[14:38] Speaker 1: But if it is, please call us. Because we love
[14:40] Speaker 1: the stories, we love the tea.
[14:42] Speaker 2: Maybe you could come and JOINTTDL the down Low and
[14:47] Speaker 2: give us your story on the damn my god, that's actually.
[14:49] Speaker 1: A great category for OTDL stories.
[14:51] Speaker 2: Your friend has damaged something and it's like and then
[14:54] Speaker 2: they're denying it.
[14:55] Speaker 1: Oh love it all right, have a great weekend. We
[14:57] Speaker 1: love you bye DLS.
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