# Toni and Ryan A podcast by Toni Lodge and Ryan Jon. Need a brain break? Press play on the Toni and Ryan Podcast and worry about life’s BS later. This podcast is hot, fun garbage and we (Toni Lodge and Ryan Jon here in Melbourne, Australia) would love you to climb aboard and be our friends. Join us everywhere: linktr.ee/ToniAndRyan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Feed: https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/66b409fbec20c36e8e2e4115 ## Latest episodes - [Who Is Watching On Ryan's Account?](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1526634903/649541dddf59) (2026-10-28, 54 min): audio https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/66b409fbec20c36e8e2e4115/e/6adaf867d0f8514deee4fd74/media.mp3 - [NEVER Fire Someone On Halloween](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1526634903/930d73ec93fa) (2026-10-27, 51 min): audio https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/66b409fbec20c36e8e2e4115/e/6adaf814d0f8514deee4fd73/media.mp3 - [How To Get Paid For Days Off](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1526634903/aa86804a3734) (2026-10-26, 42 min): audio https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/66b409fbec20c36e8e2e4115/e/6adad49e7d447a9aef744050/media.mp3 - [The Sweatiest Hotel In Australia](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1526634903/900ec64a2667) (2026-10-25, 44 min): audio https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/66b409fbec20c36e8e2e4115/e/6adac1617474889a7b11df14/media.mp3 - [Hide and Reek](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1526634903/2c9124910cb8) (2026-10-22, 2 min): audio https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/66b409fbec20c36e8e2e4115/e/6ad8280434a3a510bab85374/media.mp3 - [The Dangers Of Bleach](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1526634903/87d29a107e8e) (2026-10-21, 40 min): audio https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/66b409fbec20c36e8e2e4115/e/6ad072d5798c7a61588c46fb/media.mp3 - [Ryan Has Been Scammed](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1526634903/96a46a0c0661) (2026-10-20, 46 min): audio https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/66b409fbec20c36e8e2e4115/e/6ad07274798c7a61588c46fa/media.mp3 - [The Real Estate Photographer's Secret](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1526634903/e5723ac750fa) (2026-10-19, 36 min): audio https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/66b409fbec20c36e8e2e4115/e/6ad0724b798c7a61588c46f9/media.mp3 - [Toni's Sexy New Purchase](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1526634903/61a372135e3f) (2026-10-18, 38 min): audio https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/66b409fbec20c36e8e2e4115/e/6ad07218798c7a61588c46f8/media.mp3 - [Ryan's Trip To The Barber....](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1526634903/6c6e77e42dcd) (2026-10-14, 42 min): audio https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/66b409fbec20c36e8e2e4115/e/6ac9cfbcc849fdea462e108d/media.mp3 - [We're Going To The OSCARS!!!!](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1526634903/410fcd520e35) (2026-10-13, 40 min): audio https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/66b409fbec20c36e8e2e4115/e/6ac9cf6dc849fdea462e108c/media.mp3 - [Can You Get Pregnant From A Rented Wet Suit?](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1526634903/ef83e7c9216f) (2026-10-12, 34 min): audio https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/66b409fbec20c36e8e2e4115/e/6ac862e0dad80c9ce1474251/media.mp3 - [A Warning About The Movie Verity](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1526634903/6b47f8b50791) (2026-10-11, 39 min): audio https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/66b409fbec20c36e8e2e4115/e/6ac854664fb71816729fe12d/media.mp3 - [We're Buying A Car Wash](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1526634903/c8aba79d234d) (2026-10-07, 36 min): audio https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/66b409fbec20c36e8e2e4115/e/6abe05f6b9dfdc84d9c4db33/media.mp3 - [Toni Invented A New Google Maps Feature](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1526634903/72ca8ad2c692) (2026-10-06, 36 min): audio https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/66b409fbec20c36e8e2e4115/e/6abe05bcb9dfdc84d9c4db32/media.mp3 - [Hooking Up In The Hospital](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1526634903/8eadee3a209f) (2026-10-05, 30 min): audio https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/66b409fbec20c36e8e2e4115/e/6abe0596b9dfdc84d9c4db31/media.mp3 - [Toni Is Becoming A DJ](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1526634903/1da70c1f8610) (2026-10-04, 33 min): audio https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/66b409fbec20c36e8e2e4115/e/6abe054ab9dfdc84d9c4db30/media.mp3 - [Do You Put Your Sheets In The Freezer? | Funniest Moments OF SEPTEMBER](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1526634903/278d2d27147b) (2026-10-03, 24 min): audio https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/66b409fbec20c36e8e2e4115/e/6abf24d397f67a23cb8630a6/media.mp3 - [Toni Got Shamed At A Cafe](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1526634903/5fd2b870fa21) (2026-09-30, 41 min): audio https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/66b409fbec20c36e8e2e4115/e/6ab4f187a89e7209ecd32a67/media.mp3 - [Nobody Knows What A Coincidence Is](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1526634903/579db3365a17) (2026-09-29, 37 min): audio https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/66b409fbec20c36e8e2e4115/e/6ab4f15ba89e7209ecd32a66/media.mp3 - [We Are Going On A Renovation Reality Show](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1526634903/0e1601b73d9e) (2026-09-28, 47 min): audio https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/66b409fbec20c36e8e2e4115/e/6ab4f131a89e7209ecd32a65/media.mp3 - [Don't Use The Kettle In Your Hotel Room](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1526634903/e3768ccf4134) (2026-09-27, 41 min): audio https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/66b409fbec20c36e8e2e4115/e/6ab4cb94104945a0a7cfa5f1/media.mp3 - [You've Been Setting Your Alarm Wrong](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1526634903/4439514bbf21) (2026-09-23, 41 min): audio https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/66b409fbec20c36e8e2e4115/e/6ab359f7a5f5cfa24f4ce8f7/media.mp3 - [Men With Female Best Friends Are Happier](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1526634903/16c07a2f59aa) (2026-09-22, 35 min): audio https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/66b409fbec20c36e8e2e4115/e/6aaf3cb437ef34bc4d02f8bc/media.mp3 - [Ryan Has Been Banned From Touring](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1526634903/f17b0465f1a7) (2026-09-21, 47 min): audio https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/66b409fbec20c36e8e2e4115/e/6aaf3c8f37ef34bc4d02f8bb/media.mp3 - [WE HAD A TERRIBLE LOSS...](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1526634903/754be22b1df4) (2026-09-20, 37 min): audio https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/66b409fbec20c36e8e2e4115/e/6aaf3c4737ef34bc4d02f8ba/media.mp3 - [Ryan Shat The Bed... Twice](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1526634903/b62a2a535784) (2026-09-16, 36 min): audio https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/66b409fbec20c36e8e2e4115/e/6aa3bc1bf75e7101f714a3fa/media.mp3 - [Don't Put THIS In The Dishwasher](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1526634903/2f8ebed23242) (2026-09-15, 40 min): audio https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/66b409fbec20c36e8e2e4115/e/6aa3bbcef75e7101f714a3f9/media.mp3 - [Wildest Ways To Say You Need To Poo](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1526634903/0eeaea49786f) (2026-09-14, 39 min): audio https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/66b409fbec20c36e8e2e4115/e/6aa3bb37f75e7101f714a3f8/media.mp3 - [We Went To The First NFL GAME in Australia](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1526634903/4a1d0a5eaff4) (2026-09-13, 35 min): audio https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/66b409fbec20c36e8e2e4115/e/6aa3bb02f75e7101f714a3f7/media.mp3 - [NEWSPAPERS Are Ripping You Off](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1526634903/49b0dce89423) (2026-09-09, 35 min): audio https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/66b409fbec20c36e8e2e4115/e/6a9a5618958d79a940dc76cb/media.mp3 - [Don't Let Kids Wash Your CAR](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1526634903/92bd7c89ed32) (2026-09-08, 37 min): audio https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/66b409fbec20c36e8e2e4115/e/6a9a55d2958d79a940dc76ca/media.mp3 - [How To DESTROY Your Wife's Favourite Top](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1526634903/7885fd5b5306) (2026-09-07, 33 min): audio https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/66b409fbec20c36e8e2e4115/e/6a9a55b6958d79a940dc76c9/media.mp3 - [Building IKEA Furniture With A Stiletto](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1526634903/48b57f2e0ec0) (2026-09-06, 37 min): audio https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/66b409fbec20c36e8e2e4115/e/6a9a5592958d79a940dc76c8/media.mp3 - [The Rudest Rhymes Australians Say | Funniest Moments OF AUGUST](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1526634903/d3ec9c298443) (2026-09-05, 24 min): audio https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/66b409fbec20c36e8e2e4115/e/6a98ef996db2e82fa7045519/media.mp3 - [Don't Do This With Your Toothbrush](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1526634903/d0b77e840da5) (2026-09-02, 40 min): audio https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/66b409fbec20c36e8e2e4115/e/6a910922d2dfbb129da3dd7d/media.mp3 - [Unbelievable Nickname Origin Stories](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1526634903/ec42456b364d) (2026-09-01, 33 min): audio https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/66b409fbec20c36e8e2e4115/e/6a9108fcd2dfbb129da3dd7c/media.mp3 - [I Know The Groom's Secret](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1526634903/adaedd7360f9) (2026-08-31, 42 min): audio https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/66b409fbec20c36e8e2e4115/e/6a9108c6d2dfbb129da3dd7b/media.mp3 - [How To Get Away With Any Crime](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1526634903/41c424b4171b) (2026-08-30, 34 min): audio https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/66b409fbec20c36e8e2e4115/e/6a910875d2dfbb129da3dd7a/media.mp3 - [Don't Cook On A First Date](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1526634903/3b646e45a755) (2026-08-26, 31 min): audio https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/66b409fbec20c36e8e2e4115/e/6a8836ee2cf3c8e68abb1179/media.mp3 - [Buffets Are A Scam](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1526634903/82b40ffe3030) (2026-08-25, 48 min): audio https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/66b409fbec20c36e8e2e4115/e/6a8836a72cf3c8e68abb1178/media.mp3 - [LIVE FROM 5th Birthday Party](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1526634903/e38df0656fc8) (2026-08-24, 23 min): audio https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/66b409fbec20c36e8e2e4115/e/6a88367e2cf3c8e68abb1177/media.mp3 - [The Worst Small Talk Ever](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1526634903/fb8d7d0626cf) (2026-08-23, 36 min): audio https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/66b409fbec20c36e8e2e4115/e/6a87bf94da7202f8cade0420/media.mp3 - [The Dirtiest Public Toilet](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1526634903/c51680755feb) (2026-08-19, 34 min): audio https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/66b409fbec20c36e8e2e4115/e/6a7d81606b27b2947ee1ea1d/media.mp3 - [The Scam In A Sydney Pub](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1526634903/6085f331c316) (2026-08-18, 38 min): audio https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/66b409fbec20c36e8e2e4115/e/6a7d81406b27b2947ee1ea1c/media.mp3 - [How To Get Free Sushi](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1526634903/899e46320809) (2026-08-17, 39 min): audio https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/66b409fbec20c36e8e2e4115/e/6a7d811b6b27b2947ee1ea1b/media.mp3 - 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