# Desnorte

A podcast by Vítor Sá. falo sozinho sobre merdas que me acontecem sei lá

Feed: https://feeds.soundcloud.com/users/soundcloud:users:795862234/sounds.rss

## Latest episodes

- [Ep 333 - Manifestações, tourist traps, cagalhão no ombro](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1517400422/e646d2c9ccc5) (2026-10-26, 31 min): audio https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/2425637562-user-409157267-ep-333-manifestacoes-tourist.mp3
- [Ep 332 - Sair à noite com um padre, pressão, Madeira](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1517400422/a2f99ec1d5ef) (2026-10-19, 30 min): audio https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/2421613134-user-409157267-ep-332-sair-a-noite-com-um.mp3
- [Ep 331 - Falar com jogadores de futebol, serviço algarvio, limpar telemóvel](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1517400422/6d88121e3fd5) (2026-10-12, 29 min): audio https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/2417298258-user-409157267-ep-331-falar-com-jogadores-de.mp3
- [Ep 330 - Ronaldo, casas de apostas, agora vou correr](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1517400422/eae9658c7014) (2026-10-05, 29 min): audio https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/2413160262-user-409157267-ep-330-ronaldo-casas-de.mp3
- [Ep 329 - Jogar com Lucas Claro, Pingo Doce, falar com velhos conhecidos](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1517400422/e7c6ec85cacb) (2026-09-28, 29 min): audio https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/2408784687-user-409157267-ep-329-jogar-com-lucas-claro.mp3
- [Ep 328 - Não gostar de uma recomendação, vi uma águia e um dragão, ir a galas](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1517400422/fb7d408c068a) (2026-09-21, 26 min): audio https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/2404594395-user-409157267-ep-328-nao-gostar-de-uma.mp3
- [Ep 327 - Andar de jetski, ver rabos debaixo de água, equipamento náutico](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1517400422/88f0fffdd505) (2026-09-14, 35 min): audio https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/2400250767-user-409157267-ep-327-andar-de-jetski-ver.mp3
- [Ep 326 - Encontrei uma cobra no mar, Nero chateado, Seinfeld](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1517400422/94fd02593168) (2026-09-07, 35 min): audio https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/2395872615-user-409157267-ep-326-encontrei-uma-cobra-no.mp3
- [Ep 325 - Vomitar c/ cãibras, ser rude com VIP's, elogiar demais](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1517400422/74b6b7c0971b) (2026-08-31, 27 min): audio https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/2392218720-user-409157267-ep-325-vomitar-c-caibras-ser.mp3
- [Ep 324 - Atingido por um raio, Portimão degredo, bebés iguais ao pai](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1517400422/2865d242014b) (2026-08-24, 30 min): audio https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/2387381382-user-409157267-ep-324-atingido-por-um-raio.mp3
- [Ep 323 - Ser Host de terra, arrumação profunda, consequências de dizer coisas em podcasts](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1517400422/4afb0781967d) (2026-08-16, 42 min): audio https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/2382829578-user-409157267-ep-323-ser-host-de-terra.mp3
- [Ep 322 - Aquecimento Global a valorizar o Norte, Kanye, arroz de marisco](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1517400422/66a8bfccf7b4) (2026-08-10, 25 min): audio https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/2378780750-user-409157267-ep-322-aquecimento-global-a.mp3
- [Ep 321 - Amsterdão](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1517400422/e7dcd6bfb8c9) (2026-08-03, 27 min): audio https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/2374138448-user-409157267-ep-321-amsterdao.mp3
- [Ep 320 - Já não consigo morenar, água no nariz, jogos](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1517400422/016c4a54c735) (2026-07-27, 24 min): audio https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/2368609907-user-409157267-ep-320-ja-nao-consigo-morenar.mp3
- [Ep 319 - Mundial, Cascais é estranho, andar de chapéu](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1517400422/cbcccdb63673) (2026-07-20, 36 min): audio https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/2364391064-user-409157267-ep-319-mundial-cascais-e.mp3
- [Ep 318 - Gafes em live, ir de graça a sítios, estar todo rebentado](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1517400422/29a83b7fd3dd) (2026-07-13, 25 min): audio https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/2359624484-user-409157267-ep-318-gafes-em-live-ir-de.mp3
- [Ep 317 - Ser gravado s/ consentimento, ser a cara de uma multa, Mundial](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1517400422/d4de53b313c7) (2026-07-06, 27 min): audio https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/2353666388-user-409157267-ep-317-ser-gravado-s.mp3
- [Ep 316 - Dar um mau jeito, praias interditas a cães, ser observado](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1517400422/b863d6843f51) (2026-06-29, 27 min): audio https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/2349506384-user-409157267-ep-316-dar-um-mau-jeito-praias.mp3
- [Ep 315 - o brincalhão incompetente, tratamento capilar, polícias bacanos](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1517400422/77c23a8ec8d8) (2026-06-22, 30 min): audio https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/2343749585-user-409157267-ep-315-o-brincalhao.mp3
- [Ep 314 - Peço desculpa pelo som, caos, recordes, tascos](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1517400422/788b0babf622) (2026-06-14, 24 min): audio https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/2339322953-user-409157267-ep-314-peco-desculpa-pelo-som.mp3
- [Ep 313 - Copenhaga](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1517400422/eaec773a3451) (2026-06-08, 41 min): audio https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/2335264628-user-409157267-ep-313-copenhaga.mp3
- [Ep 312 - Escondidas em discoteca, não reconhecer banda, Bad Bunny](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1517400422/27a371bfdc16) (2026-06-01, 26 min): audio https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/2330878187-user-409157267-ep-312-escondidas-em-discoteca.mp3
- [Ep 311 - Carro em contramão, amigo de Quaresma, reveal de gravidez](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1517400422/471ba08e5e68) (2026-05-25, 32 min): audio https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/2326763072-user-409157267-ep-311-carro-em-contramao.mp3
- [Ep 310 - Drake vs Profjam, estar com Quaresma, tiktoks loucos](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1517400422/cc0f9b59cecf) (2026-05-18, 35 min): audio https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/2322494831-user-409157267-ep-310-drake-vs-profjam-estar.mp3
- [Ep 309 - Rotinas de assassinos, não ouvir as pessoas, Arraial Internacional](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1517400422/852bb7b36e11) (2026-05-11, 25 min): audio https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/2318251448-user-409157267-ep-309-rotinas-de-assassinos.mp3
- [Ep 308 - Abri uma porta com um cartão, não saber lidar com pessoas específicas, Sá da Bandeira](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1517400422/f773db75e4a7) (2026-05-04, 31 min): audio https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/2314037306-user-409157267-ep-308-abri-uma-porta-com-um.mp3
- [Ep 307 - Porto campeão em dia de espetáculo, peripécias asiáticas, recomendações boas](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1517400422/b4444f708290) (2026-04-27, 29 min): audio https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/2309786114-user-409157267-ep-307-porto-campeao-em-dia-de.mp3
- [Ep 306 - Ganhos insanos de casino, atuar em casa](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1517400422/8f350af36864) (2026-04-20, 25 min): audio https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/2305615187-user-409157267-ep-306-ganhos-insanos-de.mp3
- [Ep 305 - Estar doente no geral](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1517400422/19ea88e0e6aa) (2026-04-13, 21 min): audio https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/2301618131-user-409157267-ep-305-estar-doente-no-geral.mp3
- [Ep 304 - Polémica da semana, furar outro pneu, viciado em basket](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1517400422/39fabb0a51ac) (2026-04-06, 24 min): audio https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/2297188571-user-409157267-ep-304-polemica-da-semana.mp3
- [Ep 303 - Pais que não atendem o telemóvel, cuidar da mãe, pneus furados](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1517400422/c092c7b847ba) (2026-03-30, 37 min): audio https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/2293394642-user-409157267-ep-303-pais-que-nao-atendem-o.mp3
- [Ep 300 c/ Ana](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1517400422/c054125fc16b) (2026-03-23, 45 min): audio https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/2288672975-user-409157267-ep-300-c-ana.mp3
- [Ep 302 - Senhor que abandonou o espetáculo, Chalamet tem razão](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1517400422/41af82c8dc60) (2026-03-16, 27 min): audio https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/2284442327-user-409157267-ep-302-senhor-que-abandonou-o.mp3
- [Ep 301 - Boston, ser javardo em televisão](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1517400422/c8b86448abf0) (2026-03-09, 30 min): audio https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/2280202490-user-409157267-ep-301-boston-ser-javardo-em.mp3
- [Ep 299 - Heated Rivalry, Hamnet, Guimarães](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1517400422/bb95e354a544) (2026-03-02, 24 min): audio https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/2275768214-user-409157267-ep-299-heated-rivalry-hamnet.mp3
- [Ep 298 - Megane abandonada, pivete em massagista, desconfortável no Superbock arena](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1517400422/1a8ef90d9efa) (2026-02-23, 28 min): audio https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/2271442247-user-409157267-ep-298-megane-abandonada.mp3
- [Ep 297 - Primeiro Arraial, sucessão de alarmes, caos em Coimbra](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1517400422/ee068149fd7c) (2026-02-16, 36 min): audio https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/2267250092-user-409157267-ep-297-primeiro-arraial.mp3
- [Ep 296 - Ser enganado e perceber depois, dentes teimosos, fazer trends](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1517400422/c2925b5f2501) (2026-02-09, 27 min): audio https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/2262654323-user-409157267-ep-296-ser-enganado-e-perceber.mp3
- [Ep 295 - A História, roupa para famosos, obrigado pelo bit](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1517400422/797bc2d21e82) (2026-02-02, 28 min): audio https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/2258370035-user-409157267-ep-295-a-historia-roupa-para-famosos-obrigado-pelo-bit.mp3
- [Ep 294 - Bons comentários, presidenciais, branqueamento, estacionar](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1517400422/259d5c19e7c1) (2026-01-26, 44 min): audio https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/2254146236-user-409157267-ep-294-bons-comentarios-presidenciais-branqueamento-estacionar.mp3
- [Ep 293 - Dentista, ser milionário, escolhas múltiplas](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1517400422/2f3bd68e305f) (2026-01-19, 32 min): audio https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/2249897366-user-409157267-ep-293-dentista-ser-milionario-escolhas-multiplas.mp3
- [Ep 292 - Jogar playstation com Ana, assumir último aniversário, influencer mal educada](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1517400422/97982b73aa5e) (2026-01-12, 31 min): audio https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/2245923782-user-409157267-ep-292-jogar-playstation-com-ana-assumir-ultimo-aniversario-influencer-mal-educada.mp3
- [Ep 291 - Pior autoestrada de Portugal, xixi em Anjos, perfumes](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1517400422/f9a979aeb299) (2026-01-05, 32 min): audio https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/2241547934-user-409157267-ep-291-pior-autoestrada-de-portugal-xixi-em-anjos-perfumes.mp3
- [Ep 290 - Shopping no Natal, jogar ao impostor, encontros estranhos](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1517400422/c3222a983ce1) (2025-12-29, 29 min): audio https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/2237892425-user-409157267-ep-290-shopping-no-natal-jogar-ao-impostor-encontros-estranhos.mp3
- [Ep 289 - Não conseguir atuar, escrever cingir, ser uma personagem que não gostamos](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1517400422/c93adac643d2) (2025-12-22, 24 min): audio https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/2234391263-user-409157267-ep-289-nao-conseguir-atuar-escrever-cingir-ser-uma-personagem-que-nao-gostamos.mp3
- [Ep 288 - Expulsar Alemães, furar pneu em feriado, resgatar 20€ de uma sarjeta, luto](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1517400422/cdd3a01030f3) (2025-12-15, 33 min): audio https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/2229692963-user-409157267-ep-288-expulsar-alemaes-furar-pneu-em-feriado-resgatar-20-de-uma-sarjeta-luto.mp3
- [Ep 287 - Ir à rádio, sensações específicas, hallacas](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1517400422/543ad183f68d) (2025-12-08, 27 min): audio https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/2225787182-user-409157267-ep-287-ir-a-radio-sensacoes-especificas-hallacas.mp3
- [Ep 286 - Ágata interrompe sessão, técnica de trânsito, deixar conta em Airbnb](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1517400422/fa811fad2ab2) (2025-12-01, 33 min): audio https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/2221786931-user-409157267-ep-286-agata-interrompe-sessao-tecnica-de-transito-deixar-conta-em-airbnb.mp3
- [Ep 285 - Obrigado a todos, ficar a gostar de aniversário, prendas 10/10](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1517400422/f4972afaf217) (2025-11-24, 34 min): audio https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/2217805604-user-409157267-ep-285-obrigado-a-todos-ficar-a-gostar-de-aniversario-prendas-1010.mp3
- [Ep 284 - Voos cancelados, encontro impressionante, álbum Rosalía, meu show](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1517400422/e23a40893716) (2025-11-17, 32 min): audio https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/2213650802-user-409157267-ep-284-voos-cancelados-encontro-impressionante-album-rosalia-meu-show.mp3

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