# 174: Charlie Kirk Israel Texts Revealed + Bill Burr's Mistake + Trump's Gaza Ceasefire

An episode of [Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1506303807), 13 Oct 2025, 2 h 16 min.

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We're back as the Charlie Kirk event takes yet another twist, with texts that seem to confirm what some suspected. Also we discuss reaction to Bill Burr in Saudi Arabia, potential ballot scams in California, and the Trump-negotiated Gaza ceasefire. For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for hair loss, ED, weight loss, and more, visit www.hims.com/brokensim. Head to www.cornbreadhemp.com/broken and use the code "BROKEN" at checkout to save 30-percent on your first order! More stuff: Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

## Transcript

[0:03] Speaker 1: Cool, Growth and Simulation, Growth and Simulation, Sam Tricky and
[0:12] Speaker 1: Welcome to Johnny Woodard presents Broken Simulation, starring Johnny wood
[0:18] Speaker 1: We are in it. We're in it, Johnny. Do you
[0:23] Speaker 1: understand how in it we are?
[0:25] Speaker 2: You said your grumpy trips today is.
[0:27] Speaker 1: That I woke up wanted to see the world burned. Dude,
[0:30] Speaker 1: just if that alien craft is coming hit us now.
[0:34] Speaker 1: I am tired of working, I am burnt out. I
[0:38] Speaker 1: just want to do I just want Yeah, dude, armageddon,
[0:42] Speaker 1: the rapture, bring it all on at the same time.
[0:45] Speaker 3: It's funny how sometimes you sometimes you wake up and
[0:48] Speaker 3: you just feel like you want to kill people.
[0:51] Speaker 2: I don't know, there's something.
[0:52] Speaker 3: It's that that thing about that old thing about waking
[0:55] Speaker 3: up on the wrong side of the bed is totally real.
[0:58] Speaker 1: Yeah, I woke up on the wrong side of bed
[1:00] Speaker 1: and wanted homicide. That's how I feel. Just give me homicide.
[1:04] Speaker 3: They said that comment. I saw a story today, the
[1:06] Speaker 3: reporting on that comment. By the way, it's just hilarious.
[1:09] Speaker 2: They said, Uh, it's spewing water like a fire hydrant.
[1:14] Speaker 1: It's what they said.
[1:15] Speaker 3: It's just apparently it's some some ridiculous amount of water
[1:19] Speaker 3: is just being shed off of this thing.
[1:20] Speaker 1: And it's much earlier of the comment the alien spacecraft
[1:28] Speaker 1: that's coming that bomb. Bron said that that that would be.
[1:32] Speaker 1: He literally called everything. He's like, yeah, it's gonna be
[1:36] Speaker 1: Islamic Jihadis, Russians and then Aliens and then bang bang pow.
[1:41] Speaker 1: I mean, I wish you could help me get on DraftKings,
[1:44] Speaker 1: make some calls.
[1:48] Speaker 2: Oh fun, Bron.
[1:49] Speaker 1: Do you like Thursday night football? No?
[1:52] Speaker 3: I I don't like anything that they've done, any of
[1:55] Speaker 3: the extra football.
[1:56] Speaker 1: You're like's all right, football during the week. I like
[1:59] Speaker 1: it on the week, Well it catch it.
[2:00] Speaker 3: I forget to set my fantasy lineup all the time too,
[2:03] Speaker 3: and it just screws me like a weekly on a
[2:05] Speaker 3: weekly basis.
[2:07] Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, I mean one of my I'm in the
[2:10] Speaker 1: league that drafted like literally ninety guys. There's nobody to
[2:14] Speaker 1: draft right now, yap. Bryce Young is the only guy
[2:18] Speaker 1: available to draft right now.
[2:20] Speaker 3: You can anybody can have Bryce Young. That's funny, and
[2:23] Speaker 3: that's in real life too. If you want Bryce Young,
[2:25] Speaker 3: the Panthers will give you Bryce Young.
[2:26] Speaker 1: You can have him.
[2:27] Speaker 3: You can just go if you want him to work
[2:29] Speaker 3: on your farm or something for a weekend.
[2:30] Speaker 1: They'll give him to you.
[2:31] Speaker 4: You.
[2:32] Speaker 2: All you got to do is just give him a
[2:33] Speaker 2: little money.
[2:34] Speaker 1: Hey, real quick, Johnny, lend them out. Have you seen this?
[2:38] Speaker 1: Steph Curry? What's his wife's name, Alyssa Elisa Curry, whatever
[2:43] Speaker 1: her name is. Have you seen this?
[2:45] Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking about. I don't care.
[2:47] Speaker 1: Probably Steph Curry wife. Look that up real quick, look
[2:50] Speaker 1: that up real quick?
[2:52] Speaker 2: Yeah, Aisha? Right, yeah, Aisha?
[2:55] Speaker 1: Yeah? Why would I think it was Alyssa? That's proper, Yasha, Aisha.
[3:01] Speaker 1: We got to name your black daughter like a CW show.
[3:05] Speaker 3: Aisha, Well, I I the headline I see is that
[3:09] Speaker 3: she stuns in a sheer dress.
[3:12] Speaker 1: No, look up? Uh a, Yesha Curry? And look up
[3:17] Speaker 1: Jada Pinkett.
[3:19] Speaker 2: God, you're you're all in the black drama. By the way,
[3:23] Speaker 2: do you know.
[3:24] Speaker 1: My algorithm just feeds me it.
[3:27] Speaker 3: Like this would never come across my radar. Here the
[3:30] Speaker 3: world is burning and we're talking about Aisha Curry and Jada.
[3:33] Speaker 5: Yeah, I'd rather talk about that because nobody cares about
[3:37] Speaker 5: Ayisha Curry and Jada Pinkett.
[3:39] Speaker 1: Well, you will when you listen to what she said.
[3:42] Speaker 3: I can't find I see her saying I have zero
[3:44] Speaker 3: male attention?
[3:45] Speaker 6: Is that?
[3:45] Speaker 1: Yes, that's it? Yes, get those gay dollars going, Come on,
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[3:56] Speaker 1: futuristic cop glasses, like I'm just hunting robot.
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[4:11] Speaker 1: Give me those gay dollars. Let's see.
[4:14] Speaker 3: Okay, this is breaking, breaking news from the Times of India.
[4:20] Speaker 3: This is a oh yeah, okay, is it Jada Pinktt saying.
[4:23] Speaker 1: Thing about my cool ass New Jersey either.
[4:26] Speaker 2: Oh that is cool.
[4:27] Speaker 3: You got your you finally got your uh pat your
[4:30] Speaker 3: pat ewing uh Georgetown Jersey. Yeah, you know it's for years,
[4:34] Speaker 3: I didn't know he was like Jamaican. I just thought
[4:36] Speaker 3: he was kind of, oh.
[4:37] Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure. You ever hear him talk, Well, no,
[4:39] Speaker 1: but that's what I'm saying.
[4:40] Speaker 3: I thought he was just like a dumb guy and
[4:42] Speaker 3: talked weird, like he had weird English because he kind
[4:45] Speaker 3: of mumbles to begin with you, And I just thought
[4:47] Speaker 3: he was the good you know, like a dumb I
[4:49] Speaker 3: don't even want to say, but like just a real dipshit.
[4:52] Speaker 1: But okay, listen, first of all, when your wife goes
[4:55] Speaker 1: on Jada Pinkett's show, you know you're in trouble.
[4:58] Speaker 2: This is not a hot topic. By the way, I
[5:00] Speaker 2: should say, this is.
[5:01] Speaker 1: Not our hot topic. But I'm ready to go nuts,
[5:04] Speaker 1: all right the standing.
[5:07] Speaker 7: Something that really bothers me and like honestly has given
[5:10] Speaker 7: me a sense of a little bit of an insecurity
[5:13] Speaker 7: is the fact that yeah, like there are all these
[5:15] Speaker 7: women like throwing themselves but me, like the past ten years,
[5:19] Speaker 7: like I don't have any of that, Like I have zero.
[5:23] Speaker 7: This sounds weird, but like male attention and so then.
[5:27] Speaker 1: You're married, I mean wrong exact STEP's mom, by the way,
[5:35] Speaker 1: sitting right next to her, encouraging.
[5:39] Speaker 8: Her that for years two like and I was young, like.
[5:41] Speaker 1: You yeah, like that because I don't want.
[5:44] Speaker 8: It, but it'd be nice to know.
[5:48] Speaker 3: His sister's the Smoke Show, by the way, that's his sister.
[5:50] Speaker 3: But his mom is like, you're not looking. I think
[5:52] Speaker 3: she's not supporting her. She's like, you're not getting male
[5:55] Speaker 3: attention because you're not on the market.
[5:57] Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly what is this show, dude? Corey Holcom, says
[6:06] Speaker 1: Garfield face she does.
[6:09] Speaker 2: This is the dumbest show I've ever I mean, this
[6:12] Speaker 2: is even dumber than our show.
[6:13] Speaker 1: It's where wine moms go to bitch that they're no
[6:17] Speaker 1: longer black women.
[6:20] Speaker 2: I guess black women probably could hear our show.
[6:22] Speaker 1: And like you being married to Steph Curry and complaining
[6:27] Speaker 1: about anything, you don't get malin. Yeah, because everyone knows
[6:33] Speaker 1: you're Steph Curry's chick, and where you live, no one
[6:36] Speaker 1: would ever DeFi in the King, Defy the King. I
[6:39] Speaker 1: mean like really, yeah, go to l A. You'll probably
[6:43] Speaker 1: get hit out all the time by guys who hate
[6:45] Speaker 1: the Clippers and hate the lit and hate this and
[6:47] Speaker 1: hate the Warriors. A bunch of Laker fans will hit it. Also, she.
[6:52] Speaker 3: Looks like the previous version of herself that got stung
[6:55] Speaker 3: by a bee.
[6:56] Speaker 1: I love that in the last ten years. Yeah, I like,
[6:59] Speaker 1: what do you think thirty five that's a third of
[7:01] Speaker 1: your life. You're acting like this is the new trend.
[7:05] Speaker 3: I mean, you had kids, you look like you got
[7:07] Speaker 3: stung by a bee now and it's not as hot,
[7:09] Speaker 3: it's okay.
[7:10] Speaker 1: And like the balls say that in front of your
[7:13] Speaker 1: husband's mother and sister. His sister is gorgeous, us, I
[7:19] Speaker 1: mean the parents are good look at people. Yeah, yeah,
[7:21] Speaker 1: but the mom was still getting it and they say
[7:25] Speaker 1: that from the mom who cheated on the STEP's dad
[7:27] Speaker 1: is absolutely hilarious too. If someone quote if you I
[7:31] Speaker 1: saw another channel talking about it, and it literally said
[7:35] Speaker 1: men will sacrifice their family. Men will sacrifice their happiness
[7:41] Speaker 1: for their family. Women will sacrifice their family for happiness.
[7:48] Speaker 2: I mean, just I mean, how many guys do you
[7:50] Speaker 2: know that stepped out?
[7:51] Speaker 1: Though?
[7:51] Speaker 2: I don't know if that quote sounds nice, but I
[7:55] Speaker 2: know way more guys that step out than when.
[7:57] Speaker 1: Well, because women are better hiding it, that's why.
[8:00] Speaker 2: But guy, you don't you wouldn't dare say that guys
[8:04] Speaker 2: do it less than women.
[8:05] Speaker 1: I would say, guys do it as much as women
[8:09] Speaker 1: will give you, but just as scandalous.
[8:14] Speaker 3: I think women care more about that kind of thing
[8:16] Speaker 3: for sure, what like uh like they take it when
[8:21] Speaker 3: they cheat. It's like an emotional connection more.
[8:23] Speaker 1: Well, the reason it's it's it's way more cutting when
[8:28] Speaker 1: a woman does in the guy because there's a chance
[8:30] Speaker 1: of pregnancy. And that's right, Yeah, biologically right. I mean,
[8:35] Speaker 1: my god, Steph Curry could bang anything. He could be
[8:38] Speaker 1: stacked in Oakland strippers if he wanted just hitting holes,
[8:41] Speaker 1: asking questions later, you know. And then he got offered
[8:46] Speaker 1: money by Israel to talgnize about Israel. I'd love to
[8:49] Speaker 1: see that commercial. I'm Steph Curry. When the game's on
[8:52] Speaker 1: the line, I like to hit threes. I like to
[8:54] Speaker 1: really drop bombs, like my boy.
[8:56] Speaker 3: Yahoo, oh man, that's pretty funny, Sam Trivili, that is
[9:05] Speaker 3: a good entreck to our to our hot topic too, if.
[9:09] Speaker 1: You got topic.
[9:11] Speaker 3: I know, I feel bad continuing to cover this, but
[9:13] Speaker 3: it seems like every week there's something new in this
[9:15] Speaker 3: Charlie Kirk thing canis owns has the text now that
[9:22] Speaker 3: we're from the day before. I'll just play the clip here,
[9:26] Speaker 3: brief from two days before Kirk was shot. And these texts,
[9:30] Speaker 3: I'm telling you, she just and the people coming out
[9:33] Speaker 3: against her now keep surprising me, uh saying that she's
[9:36] Speaker 3: kind of jinning this up. But when you have you've
[9:39] Speaker 3: seen these, I assume these texts, right, it's I mean,
[9:42] Speaker 3: it's it's, oh god, it's it's unbelievable.
[9:45] Speaker 2: Here you go take a look.
[9:48] Speaker 9: So Charlie writes, in this group chat, just lost another
[9:50] Speaker 9: huge Jewish donor, uh two million a year because we
[9:55] Speaker 9: won't cancel Tucker. I'm thinking of inviting Candace. Somebody writes, Oh,
[10:02] Speaker 9: Charlie writes, Jewish donors play into all of the stereotypes.
[10:05] Speaker 9: I cannot and will not be bullied like this. Oh,
[10:10] Speaker 9: no choice but to leave the pro Israel cause.
[10:14] Speaker 1: Damn shot.
[10:15] Speaker 9: All right, donor rights, please do not invite Candace. That
[10:18] Speaker 9: might feel good short term, but it's not good long
[10:20] Speaker 9: term in my opinion. Like all groups, you're going to
[10:23] Speaker 9: get a wide variety of opinions. That nasty free will
[10:26] Speaker 9: thing that God bestowed on us makes life frustrating at
[10:28] Speaker 9: times after the dust subtles a bit. Maybe so again,
[10:33] Speaker 9: this is forty eight hours before Charlie crosassity. He was
[10:36] Speaker 9: very clear, and he was very explicit, and he did
[10:38] Speaker 9: not back down out in that Hampton's meeting which they're
[10:40] Speaker 9: all lying about, nor in this text thread.
[10:43] Speaker 1: And you know, Alissa Usha Curry has to talk to
[10:47] Speaker 1: Candace Ollens.
[10:49] Speaker 2: I was just thinking about love what she I would
[10:50] Speaker 2: love to.
[10:51] Speaker 1: Watch her lighter up.
[10:52] Speaker 2: You would wreck all those people on that Yeah.
[10:54] Speaker 1: I would love her on that show and just watch
[10:56] Speaker 1: this or just so. So this guy, I forget what
[11:01] Speaker 1: his name is. He's the hammer guy, right, yeah, dragging
[11:04] Speaker 1: or die. I don't even know what his name is. Uh.
[11:08] Speaker 1: He Josh Hammer. He's the guy that i'll hammer hammers,
[11:12] Speaker 1: right yeah, Josh Hammer Hammer Hammer. So the day the
[11:20] Speaker 1: day before I got the tweet here. Yeah, and it's
[11:24] Speaker 1: very interesting because it's a super old tweet from from
[11:27] Speaker 1: Trump and that's what people are dude, look at the
[11:29] Speaker 1: look at the dates. Look at the dates. I'm like, dude, Yeah,
[11:33] Speaker 1: Trump's tweets from two thousand and thirteen, but Hammer's tweet
[11:38] Speaker 1: is from like the day nine and then he tweets
[11:42] Speaker 1: it again. Something else. If you go to Sam Tripley's
[11:45] Speaker 1: you go to my instagram and you check it out.
[11:48] Speaker 1: He tweets on the day on the day of the assassination.
[11:55] Speaker 2: Yeah, hold on, I just got he.
[11:58] Speaker 1: Go to Sam triple Instagram. It's like the one of
[12:01] Speaker 1: the first ones I got.
[12:02] Speaker 2: Well, I got the tweet here that the public executions tweet.
[12:08] Speaker 3: Uh okay, so this is his original tweet. As you said,
[12:12] Speaker 3: Trump's tweet that he's quote tweeting is from April nineteenth,
[12:15] Speaker 3: twenty thirteen, and Donald Trump says, should be public execution.
[12:21] Speaker 1: For all to see.
[12:22] Speaker 3: You will end this bullshit fast, and then he just
[12:25] Speaker 3: writes based above it there.
[12:27] Speaker 1: How low could you go? The day before? Yeah, I
[12:31] Speaker 1: mean it's absolutely ridiculous before real quick, So Johnny, I'm
[12:35] Speaker 1: going to go to my channel, okay, my page, all
[12:39] Speaker 1: right and show you what I'm talking about.
[12:41] Speaker 2: Yeah, I just I had a there digging millions of
[12:45] Speaker 2: tweets for.
[12:46] Speaker 1: It's only like the second line based based okay, and
[12:51] Speaker 1: that's uh, that is on nine to five, which is
[12:55] Speaker 1: the day before the day the day of he writes
[13:02] Speaker 1: public execution. I mean, dude, I mean you're just absolutely
[13:09] Speaker 1: tone deaf if you think that's okay. I mean it's
[13:12] Speaker 1: absolutely tone death right. Yeah. Yeah, I mean I mean
[13:16] Speaker 1: why you know public?
[13:19] Speaker 3: Yeah, the public execution thing was after he was shot too,
[13:21] Speaker 3: so he was yeah.
[13:23] Speaker 1: I mean like yeah exactly. I mean, like, why would
[13:26] Speaker 1: you tweet that when you're already in your are you
[13:29] Speaker 1: have to you have to be at somewhat aware that
[13:32] Speaker 1: you're in a text thread, uh, and you're having discussions
[13:37] Speaker 1: with a guy that doesn't want to talk about doesn't
[13:40] Speaker 1: want to be involved with the bullshit, you're pushing that's
[13:43] Speaker 1: my opinion. You know, you gotta read the room, you
[13:46] Speaker 1: dumb ass. Dumb ass. Okay.
[13:49] Speaker 2: And then here's the part that surprised me. So you
[13:51] Speaker 2: have this guy.
[13:53] Speaker 1: To me.
[13:54] Speaker 2: You know, this guy, Ashton Forbes.
[13:56] Speaker 3: The people have been pressing us to have him on
[13:57] Speaker 3: the show, and he's he's one of his his big things.
[14:00] Speaker 2: Oh dude, he went the Malaysian air flight.
[14:03] Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I mean after me. Yeah.
[14:05] Speaker 3: And and he's but as as skeptical as he is,
[14:10] Speaker 3: as conspiracy minded as he is, he goes he's going
[14:12] Speaker 3: after Cannas about this.
[14:14] Speaker 1: This is respond He's like, well, I because he's surprised.
[14:19] Speaker 3: To me, I have not given him a lot of
[14:22] Speaker 3: credit because I think he's way off the deep end
[14:24] Speaker 3: on the other side of like he held, this should
[14:26] Speaker 3: be right up his wheelhouse if he as far as
[14:28] Speaker 3: I'm concerned, he says, First off, Cannas has no credibility. Second,
[14:30] Speaker 3: there's a bunch of telegram group chat scams that claim
[14:34] Speaker 3: to be real people. I was briefly in one with
[14:36] Speaker 3: Elon Musk. But here's the thing, Ashton, they've turning point
[14:41] Speaker 3: came out and acknowledged these texts are real.
[14:43] Speaker 1: They're mean. You sound like a stupid person.
[14:46] Speaker 2: Right, and then he says, this is the dumb part.
[14:49] Speaker 1: Listen to it.
[14:50] Speaker 3: He says, third, if you discount the text between Tyler
[14:52] Speaker 3: Robinson and his furry lover, you cannot take these at
[14:56] Speaker 3: face value.
[14:57] Speaker 1: They're real, bro, I mean at face value, dude. I
[15:02] Speaker 1: can totally taste take that at face value. What are
[15:04] Speaker 1: you talking about? I can one hundred percent take it
[15:07] Speaker 1: at face value because the people said it was real.
[15:11] Speaker 1: They said it was real. Like, what are you stupid?
[15:15] Speaker 1: I mean it was crazy to me, dude. And we're
[15:17] Speaker 1: just fighting. We're just fighting, dumb. What did he get
[15:19] Speaker 1: you about?
[15:22] Speaker 4: So?
[15:22] Speaker 1: I made a joke and I shouldn't have done it, Johnny,
[15:24] Speaker 1: I shouldn't have made the joke. I knew I was
[15:26] Speaker 1: gonna get in trouble. I shouldn't have made the joke,
[15:28] Speaker 1: but I did, Okay, And the joke is that I go, look,
[15:33] Speaker 1: Austin Forbes is wrong about something again. You know his
[15:36] Speaker 1: Austin Forbes wrong. I'm dude, Ashton. He went at the
[15:40] Speaker 1: nuts on me. Dude, he went nuts. He's calling me
[15:43] Speaker 1: a pussy and everything. I'm like, damn, dude, I really
[15:47] Speaker 1: poked a bear on that one. Yes, I really poked
[15:50] Speaker 1: the bear. I saw someone. I saw someone bringing up
[15:53] Speaker 1: Johnny Nicholas Cage again, and I just want to tell
[15:56] Speaker 1: you that I was in front of that long time ago.
[15:59] Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, yes, right, a long time. Are you
[16:05] Speaker 2: playing some it's not playing well? You have to tell
[16:09] Speaker 2: me when you do. I have to bring up go ahead.
[16:10] Speaker 1: Yah, I'm not playing it.
[16:12] Speaker 10: I don't think I might change the world. If great
[16:14] Speaker 10: star seats before me couldn't do it, what hope do
[16:17] Speaker 10: I have? Okay, if people like Jesus, Buddha, Martin Luther, King,
[16:23] Speaker 10: Nicholas Cage couldn't do it, what hope.
[16:27] Speaker 1: Do I have?
[16:29] Speaker 10: All Right, you guys don't think Nicholas Cage is a
[16:31] Speaker 10: time traveling shaman who was sent down to warn us
[16:36] Speaker 10: about what the elites are doing through his movies.
[16:40] Speaker 1: Name a movie and I'll tell you what he's wanting.
[16:42] Speaker 1: Name of Nicholas Cage movie, I'll tell you what he's
[16:44] Speaker 1: worrying about.
[16:46] Speaker 10: I'll do face off last raising Arizona. Hillary is running
[16:52] Speaker 10: a child sex trafficking ring. Okay, gone in sixty seconds.
[16:57] Speaker 10: Obama knew that has the law was selling drugs. Is
[17:00] Speaker 10: America and they were sending the money back in fucking
[17:04] Speaker 10: used cars, and he pulled the dea off the case.
[17:09] Speaker 10: And that's what gone in sixty seconds is about. I'm okay,
[17:16] Speaker 10: let's get to it. Face off. You know what face
[17:19] Speaker 10: off is the bow facial recognition software technology. The Chinese
[17:23] Speaker 10: government has such advance facial recognition technology that they can
[17:29] Speaker 10: actually tell one Chinese.
[17:31] Speaker 1: Person from another. Good luck on that I've been to China.
[17:37] Speaker 11: Good luck on that.
[17:39] Speaker 10: You can be a shame. I watched somebody get murdered.
[17:41] Speaker 10: Cops like, who did? You're like, I know you him?
[17:44] Speaker 10: That old lady over there looks shady as fuck. Some
[17:48] Speaker 10: of you guys a dig quite on me. If you
[17:53] Speaker 10: don't think that joke's funny, that means you don't have
[17:55] Speaker 10: Asian friends. Okay, I have a lot of Asian.
[18:00] Speaker 1: There. There we go. That's how I wanted to say.
[18:02] Speaker 1: But Johnny, I wanted to show you something real quick.
[18:04] Speaker 1: This is very interesting. Should I send this to you
[18:08] Speaker 1: and you put it up so I don't have it's
[18:10] Speaker 1: all the same, You're all sent you got it there.
[18:13] Speaker 1: It's just easy. So this is the most interesting thing
[18:16] Speaker 1: I've seen in a while.
[18:18] Speaker 2: It's not another picture of your beethole?
[18:20] Speaker 1: Is it? Because? No, dude, that's that's for premium content. Okay,
[18:25] Speaker 1: you only get that premium. I'll shave your name into
[18:28] Speaker 1: my my my god hole. I have this?
[18:31] Speaker 2: Is this the because you sent this? I have this
[18:34] Speaker 2: on the list?
[18:35] Speaker 1: But is this?
[18:35] Speaker 3: Did you just send it again? I just want to
[18:37] Speaker 3: make sure it's the the tweet from Ryan Mata.
[18:40] Speaker 1: Yeah about the kid? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you play it. Really,
[18:43] Speaker 1: I'm solving I'm solving ship.
[18:46] Speaker 12: All right, here we go already about my buddy Ben
[18:50] Speaker 12: Werman over here?
[18:51] Speaker 1: He dropped him off. I don't know if you've seen
[18:53] Speaker 1: my kid.
[18:53] Speaker 12: That was actually talking to Charlie Kirk when he got assassinated.
[18:56] Speaker 12: But it looks like he was actually prepping for is
[19:00] Speaker 12: actually a reaction prior to Charlie Kirk getting shot? Check
[19:02] Speaker 12: out this video.
[19:03] Speaker 1: Watch this. He's practicing. He's practicing. You did that.
[19:19] Speaker 13: The mother of Hunter Kozak has been working for Jimmy
[19:23] Speaker 13: Kimmel for years. What are the chances that Hunter Kozak
[19:27] Speaker 13: asks Charlie Kirk a very ironic question right before Charlie
[19:30] Speaker 13: Kirk's life is taken in front of a live audience.
[19:33] Speaker 1: It's strange. People, it's so strange.
[19:35] Speaker 13: And just brought into this, but the media simultaneously dog
[19:38] Speaker 13: piling on him and making him the escape goal because
[19:41] Speaker 13: of his monologue. And then it turns out that one
[19:44] Speaker 13: of the higher ups at Jimmy Kimmel's show is the
[19:47] Speaker 13: father of the last person.
[19:50] Speaker 1: To see did you know? The Same Case Tour?
[19:54] Speaker 12: Destiny's Tour? And then he had this whole thing plot
[19:56] Speaker 12: he knew Charlie Kirk was coming.
[19:58] Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, that's crazy.
[20:02] Speaker 2: I just don't even know what to make of that.
[20:03] Speaker 2: I mean, because you.
[20:04] Speaker 1: Guys are rehearsing his lines. That's just so.
[20:08] Speaker 3: I mean, that's almost like a premonition. He had like
[20:10] Speaker 3: a like a psychic like blast, you know what I mean,
[20:13] Speaker 3: Like he like, since it was about to happen.
[20:16] Speaker 1: Possible, It's crazy.
[20:17] Speaker 3: Why would you crack, I mean, I you know, to
[20:20] Speaker 3: just suggest an alternative?
[20:21] Speaker 1: Why would you practice that?
[20:22] Speaker 3: Maybe it was like a I would love to really
[20:24] Speaker 3: get inside his head and see what because I mean, it's.
[20:27] Speaker 1: Exactly what he did. Man's Johnny, Johnny, as you know,
[20:31] Speaker 1: I'm psychic and you're you said constantly how lucky you
[20:35] Speaker 1: are to be working with me, right, that's what I
[20:39] Speaker 1: was going to get that tattooed on you are. I'm
[20:42] Speaker 1: the luckiest man alive.
[20:43] Speaker 2: I was gonna put a lucky lucky boy Johnny Woodard.
[20:46] Speaker 1: Yeah, there we go, Johnny. So as you know, I
[20:49] Speaker 1: called out before everybody else snake Eyes, I'm him, I'm him, Okay.
[20:55] Speaker 1: And then I also called out Arlington Road, which is
[20:59] Speaker 1: crazy because Dana's good friend is the guy that directed it. Okay, dude,
[21:04] Speaker 1: watch Arlington Road. This this moment right there fits right
[21:09] Speaker 1: in Darlington Road. Dude, that is exactly the scene to
[21:12] Speaker 1: go in the classes riding him, She's giving him shit,
[21:16] Speaker 1: She's constantly a double agent. And then at the end
[21:19] Speaker 1: they interview people and she's one of the students they
[21:21] Speaker 1: interview that say he's been radcalized. It just tells you
[21:25] Speaker 1: everything right there. It's so crazy. Why am I so
[21:29] Speaker 1: good at this?
[21:30] Speaker 2: I just it keeps getting, you know, and then you have.
[21:38] Speaker 3: Yeah, you must deserve a lot of ends because I've
[21:41] Speaker 3: been watching you really go at it with the za's lately.
[21:45] Speaker 1: I've been trying to cut back.
[21:46] Speaker 2: John Now, tell me does this seem to U?
[21:48] Speaker 3: Canus owns is suggesting here that Josh Hammer had something
[21:53] Speaker 3: to do with it, because correct me if I'm wrong, right.
[21:57] Speaker 3: She This is has been his response to her talking
[22:00] Speaker 3: about him. He says, I've been extremely reluctant to post
[22:03] Speaker 3: screenshots from a murdered friend.
[22:05] Speaker 2: It feels icky. I don't like it.
[22:07] Speaker 3: But while I was offline this week for a holiday,
[22:10] Speaker 3: a high profile, deeply unwell lunatic he's talking about Cannas
[22:13] Speaker 3: there use screenshots of an intimate group chat. I was
[22:17] Speaker 3: in wonder who gave them to her with Charlie Kirk
[22:21] Speaker 3: and some others to impugne my character in the worst
[22:23] Speaker 3: way and allege I somehow had for knowledge or worst
[22:27] Speaker 3: of my friend's horrific assassination. So then he shows these
[22:30] Speaker 3: as though there's some proof that these are from Yeah, Yeah, exactly.
[22:37] Speaker 3: It says, thank you for the help today, guys.
[22:39] Speaker 1: This was after a Zoom meeting they had, Yeah, and
[22:42] Speaker 1: then Johnny, I don't know. Do you watch a lot
[22:44] Speaker 1: of ID channel? Do you have watched that?
[22:46] Speaker 8: No?
[22:47] Speaker 1: I don't like true loves it. She loves it like
[22:49] Speaker 1: she'll watch a show on the Internet and she'll watch
[22:52] Speaker 1: somebody get murdered, and she'll watch it animal get murdered
[22:55] Speaker 1: and get so pissed off and walk into the bedroom
[22:58] Speaker 1: trying to television and watch the ID channel and just
[23:01] Speaker 1: watch people get murdered and like just enjoyed. It's a
[23:05] Speaker 1: very weird thing. But if you watch all those things,
[23:09] Speaker 1: the perpetrator always as nice as them. Right before, you're
[23:14] Speaker 1: kind of like longing the safety. Yeah, you know.
[23:18] Speaker 3: Someone then replies in the thread, honored to be of assistance.
[23:21] Speaker 3: Then Charlie Kirk says utah valuu. And then this guy
[23:24] Speaker 3: says who's redacted here says say hi to your ANTIFA friends,
[23:28] Speaker 3: and then Charlie Kirk throws up the prayer hands, which
[23:30] Speaker 3: is a little curious, but Kennice's response to this or
[23:34] Speaker 3: her quote sweet says kind of weird that Josh Hammer
[23:37] Speaker 3: didn't know where Charlie's first campus stop was. He's been
[23:39] Speaker 3: telling everybody that the purpose of the call was to
[23:42] Speaker 3: help him prep for the debate, which suggests that he
[23:46] Speaker 3: was lying about that.
[23:47] Speaker 1: Also, yeah, he totally is. He's the guy that got
[23:49] Speaker 1: curb stomped by Dave Smith.
[23:52] Speaker 2: He's in hot water, dude, Like, this is not looking
[23:55] Speaker 2: good for him and the j lobby.
[23:58] Speaker 1: It was so crazy as well. Watching a clip of
[24:03] Speaker 1: Tim High Decker when he had had on Nick Flentez
[24:07] Speaker 1: and it was a crazy ass thing, that's oh yeah.
[24:11] Speaker 1: And they were just screaming at you know, he's screaming
[24:14] Speaker 1: at high now. UHG. Doug Pound is on there, and
[24:18] Speaker 1: I'm a huge Doug Pound fan. He's Yeah, he's a
[24:21] Speaker 1: great guy. He was on then I show way back
[24:24] Speaker 1: in the day, all the time. Love him. But it
[24:29] Speaker 1: was just crazy to watch it just spin out of
[24:31] Speaker 1: control instantly.
[24:33] Speaker 2: It was like, when did this happen?
[24:35] Speaker 1: I missed that? You could look it up. Yeah, I'm
[24:37] Speaker 1: looking at it right now. Just loses it out the
[24:40] Speaker 1: gate and is.
[24:41] Speaker 2: Also, well, now this is I have something here from
[24:45] Speaker 2: twenty twenty?
[24:45] Speaker 1: Is this more? Is this?
[24:47] Speaker 2: You'll tell me if this is it? This is on Twitter?
[24:50] Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean Nick flent haz looks like a baby
[24:52] Speaker 1: in it. Is this it? Yeah?
[24:55] Speaker 2: That's but it's twenty twenty. I'll see if I can
[24:58] Speaker 2: just sing it around.
[24:59] Speaker 1: He's probably now though, why don't you just call us that? Yeah?
[25:02] Speaker 8: What?
[25:02] Speaker 1: First of all, it's an insult, right, like, why.
[25:04] Speaker 2: Is is this going to get us in trouble?
[25:07] Speaker 1: Yeah? Probably what happened? It's kind of old time. I well,
[25:10] Speaker 1: it's just I was really amazed how quickly it went
[25:13] Speaker 1: off the rails and Tim high Decker just got super emotional.
[25:18] Speaker 1: And I think Tim high Decker is a comedic genius.
[25:22] Speaker 1: I think like his ability to have awkward pauses like
[25:26] Speaker 1: in his style is like and it like in a
[25:29] Speaker 1: weird way, and it's not his fault. It ruined Hollywood
[25:32] Speaker 1: because everyone tried to do it and they just can't.
[25:35] Speaker 1: He's just the.
[25:36] Speaker 2: One guy I found who can do it.
[25:38] Speaker 3: Is this guy. Uh oh, Tim Robinson. He's in everything now.
[25:43] Speaker 3: Just you know who that guy is, Tim Robinson. Have
[25:45] Speaker 3: you seen him? He's in like a lot of shit now.
[25:47] Speaker 3: And he was in this movie with Paul Rudd called Friendship,
[25:50] Speaker 3: and he's he's I'm sure you've seen this guy's face.
[25:53] Speaker 1: No, he but he's as.
[25:55] Speaker 3: Influenced by high Decker as anybody. Uh hold on this dude.
[26:01] Speaker 1: Oh oh he's great.
[26:03] Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, he does that Highdeker thing though, the
[26:05] Speaker 3: awkward silences thing.
[26:07] Speaker 1: Yeah, he's really good. Dude. He just got an emmy.
[26:09] Speaker 1: I think if that even means anything anymore, it doesn't.
[26:12] Speaker 1: But it's kind of like if you get named Playmate
[26:14] Speaker 1: of the Year right now, Like does that mean anything
[26:17] Speaker 1: to anybody, like, hey, Playmate of the Year. I'm like,
[26:25] Speaker 1: oh they still do that.
[26:27] Speaker 3: No, yeah, it's it's I mean yeah, it's like it's
[26:29] Speaker 3: like getting a what a Mercury Award or something like,
[26:32] Speaker 3: what the hell is that? Yeah, it's yeah, nobody, it's
[26:35] Speaker 3: like getting a uh wait, I don't know, Sorry that.
[26:37] Speaker 1: Was he hates that guy. Uh.
[26:39] Speaker 2: He's not about Tim Jameson or whatever his name is.
[26:42] Speaker 1: Uh.
[26:43] Speaker 3: But yeah, anyway, it's speaking of winning awards. Do you
[26:47] Speaker 3: think we have award? Did we have an award?
[26:50] Speaker 1: Oh?
[26:50] Speaker 3: Well, I wish we we have a ceasefire now in Gaza?
[26:53] Speaker 3: Will will Donald Trump get the Peace Prize as he was.
[26:56] Speaker 2: Nominated by nominated him for a Peace Prize?
[27:01] Speaker 1: Yeah, It's almost like these presidents have to get the
[27:04] Speaker 1: Peace Prize. It's almost like if Kobe Bryant's in the finals,
[27:06] Speaker 1: no matter how bad he played, he still got the MVP.
[27:09] Speaker 1: It's like, no matter how bad it goes, they want
[27:12] Speaker 1: to give you a Nobel Peace Prize. And when you
[27:14] Speaker 1: realize that Henry Kissinger, one of the worst human beings
[27:17] Speaker 1: to ever walk on the planet Earth, got Nobel Peace Prize,
[27:20] Speaker 1: it's like, actually kind of garbage it's weird because the
[27:24] Speaker 1: science part of Nobel Peace Prize could be super interesting, right,
[27:28] Speaker 1: and there's some darkness in that as well, Like Carrie
[27:32] Speaker 1: Mallis wanted for his PCR test, which was basically given
[27:36] Speaker 1: the green light to the elites to say you got
[27:38] Speaker 1: anything you want. That's basically like and I think that's
[27:41] Speaker 1: why he was so tortured towards the end. Every time
[27:43] Speaker 1: you need interview, it was just like, oh God, what
[27:46] Speaker 1: did I do? What did I do? What did I do?
[27:49] Speaker 1: I gave him the keys to the Cadillac why so uh?
[27:53] Speaker 1: But you know, science tends to be more legit, but
[27:56] Speaker 1: any politician gets it is just pure bs, pure bs totally.
[28:01] Speaker 3: I'm concerned though, because I have on Calshi you remember
[28:04] Speaker 3: these to sponsor us I have in the market that
[28:05] Speaker 3: he won't get the Peace Prize.
[28:07] Speaker 1: Oh so Johnny's got like fifty dollars on the line.
[28:10] Speaker 3: Yeah, like like a couple hundred bucks, Yeah, something like that.
[28:13] Speaker 1: Johnny went all in, dude, living dangerous free money.
[28:17] Speaker 3: I just keep doubling it, Like I knew that Bill
[28:19] Speaker 3: Belichick was gonna be hired early before people.
[28:22] Speaker 1: Other people just sh is that inside trading? Johnny you
[28:25] Speaker 1: just admit.
[28:25] Speaker 2: To enough, because I don't think I don't think that's.
[28:28] Speaker 1: Guys, if anybody in the chat niches on Johnny, I'll
[28:32] Speaker 1: know who you are. Okay, do not tell you, do
[28:38] Speaker 1: not contact authority that Johnny had inside information before he
[28:42] Speaker 1: made a bet. You guys, don't do it.
[28:45] Speaker 3: Can you imagine that might be will actually be good
[28:47] Speaker 3: for our show? If the sec comes up.
[28:48] Speaker 1: Johnny gets arrested for like training or some kind of
[28:53] Speaker 1: gambling off law break, you know, crime, dude, the show
[28:58] Speaker 1: will blow up. Johnny. This is what you need. You
[29:00] Speaker 1: get arrested, you get charged with a felony, you come
[29:03] Speaker 1: out of the closet, okay, and then we've hit all
[29:06] Speaker 1: We're dangerous, we're open minded.
[29:09] Speaker 2: Go back in the closet, to come out of the closets.
[29:11] Speaker 1: Family, that's true, Johnny, Johnny's out. Let him live his life. Guys,
[29:15] Speaker 1: stop judging him. There's like you guys, stop judging him.
[29:20] Speaker 2: There's like twenty percent of the people listening who are
[29:21] Speaker 2: gonna think that's serious too, which is no, I think
[29:24] Speaker 2: it's serious.
[29:27] Speaker 1: Are you calling me fat? Johnny? I'm going to show you.
[29:32] Speaker 1: Go to my Instagram real quick, so I'm in this
[29:36] Speaker 1: kind of dilemma right now where I have the best
[29:39] Speaker 1: fans in the world, all twenty of them are the
[29:41] Speaker 1: best people I've ever met in my life. I have
[29:43] Speaker 1: twenty fans in the entire world, and they're great people.
[29:48] Speaker 1: But I'm kind of getting to this place right now, Johnny,
[29:51] Speaker 1: where like my comedy is kind of does not fit
[29:55] Speaker 1: into like conservativism, like you know, because I like it.
[30:01] Speaker 1: I like my comedy's white soft underbelly of of of life,
[30:06] Speaker 1: like I like, I like. I like the chaos, which
[30:09] Speaker 1: is why my comedy suffering. Right now, my life is
[30:11] Speaker 1: going so good. Uh yeah, will you go down to
[30:14] Speaker 1: the chick working out?
[30:16] Speaker 2: Is this really what we're looking at here?
[30:17] Speaker 1: Yeah? I want you to look at it because I
[30:20] Speaker 1: am I being a jackass for posting these videos. Will
[30:23] Speaker 1: you want can we hear it? Johnny?
[30:25] Speaker 2: Oh oh house?
[30:27] Speaker 1: What's with the wacky mirrors next to you? Why they're
[30:29] Speaker 1: the walls wavy? Are you manipulating You're already fat ass
[30:34] Speaker 1: to be fatter? Do we really need monster fat asses
[30:38] Speaker 1: when God already gave you o horses ass? Stop it,
[30:43] Speaker 1: stop it, It's not real, Okay, stop it, Johnny. We
[30:49] Speaker 1: don't want to get dinged.
[30:51] Speaker 2: I see, Yeah, it is is a filter, isn't it.
[30:53] Speaker 1: Yeah, she put a filter on her horse's ass. She
[30:55] Speaker 1: already has a horse's ass.
[30:57] Speaker 2: You don't know that though these filters are so good,
[30:59] Speaker 2: you don't know what a real ass looks like.
[31:01] Speaker 1: That's true, Johnny, But I mean, can it go that far?
[31:07] Speaker 1: Just me yelling with my pillow.
[31:08] Speaker 2: I kind of want to see that. I wanted to
[31:10] Speaker 2: see the ass again, if I'm being honest.
[31:12] Speaker 3: So you really should talk over the video because nobody
[31:15] Speaker 3: wants to see your mug. They want to see the ass.
[31:17] Speaker 3: That's if you want to take this to the next level.
[31:19] Speaker 1: You got, Johnny, be able to do that. You should
[31:22] Speaker 1: be able to do a split screen. They won't let
[31:24] Speaker 1: me do that anymore on Instagram. It just sucks.
[31:27] Speaker 2: They don't.
[31:28] Speaker 1: Actually, I know, I know how to do it now
[31:30] Speaker 1: I do. I know how to do it. I know
[31:32] Speaker 1: how to do it. I'll do it.
[31:34] Speaker 3: So you're complaining now that your fans aren't ready for
[31:37] Speaker 3: your ass critiques.
[31:38] Speaker 1: Well, Johnny, I got this movie that's coming out and
[31:41] Speaker 1: it's filthy. I got this movie I heard about that
[31:45] Speaker 1: it's great. It's it's not guaranteed, it's not guaranteed, but
[31:51] Speaker 1: it looks good to get made and it is fucking filthy.
[31:54] Speaker 3: You can see that at OnlyFans dot com slash.
[31:56] Speaker 1: No dude, no dude, not at all, not at all.
[32:05] Speaker 1: But that's my question. Do you think I should stop
[32:07] Speaker 1: doing those posts like that?
[32:09] Speaker 4: What?
[32:09] Speaker 1: We be honest Johnny?
[32:11] Speaker 2: But why why would you stop doing?
[32:13] Speaker 8: Uh?
[32:14] Speaker 1: Because it doesn't fit the brand? Maybe I feel like
[32:19] Speaker 1: all of the over the top sex stuff is hmmm,
[32:25] Speaker 1: something just flowing up.
[32:27] Speaker 3: I don't know if it helps us like.
[32:31] Speaker 1: Our our show, Yeah, I just don't. Then I should
[32:34] Speaker 1: just stop.
[32:35] Speaker 2: Like the comment have you do you read the comments
[32:37] Speaker 2: that all the people like, oh girl, I know all that,
[32:40] Speaker 2: but I don't care.
[32:41] Speaker 1: But I'm not somebody who wants to Yeah, so that's
[32:44] Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I'm at a fork in the road.
[32:46] Speaker 1: I like dirty comedy. It makes me laugh. It's like
[32:50] Speaker 1: my my, my, my empty calories, my my vapid entertainment
[32:55] Speaker 1: that I like to do. What do you what did
[32:57] Speaker 1: the payets say in the comments? That's what are the
[32:59] Speaker 1: pig saying that?
[33:01] Speaker 3: Well, this guy says, uh, OnlyFans is so blame, thank
[33:04] Speaker 3: you for that, low agree, low vibrational.
[33:07] Speaker 1: This guy says, low vibration. Are this person?
[33:09] Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, we've seen her.
[33:11] Speaker 1: What's Kate? Maybe Kate? Uh low vibrational? She says, Sam
[33:15] Speaker 1: gives uncle vibes. My brother doesn't have any kids.
[33:18] Speaker 3: This guy says, just stop, bro, just come on man.
[33:21] Speaker 3: This person says, it's everywhere. I don't know if that's
[33:24] Speaker 3: good or bad, though.
[33:25] Speaker 1: I don't think it's good. It's really starting to drive
[33:28] Speaker 1: me nuts. I just want to get jiggly. Comedy drives
[33:32] Speaker 1: me nuts. Johnny. Like the video I sent you about
[33:34] Speaker 1: the girl like spreading her God, hold, it's so she
[33:37] Speaker 1: could sit on a work bench. What do we do
[33:39] Speaker 1: is that the content? Is that content? Right?
[33:42] Speaker 2: But then you're talking about it and it's your content?
[33:45] Speaker 1: Now? Is a girl spreading her whole? Do you get me? Yeah? Well,
[33:49] Speaker 1: I'm kind of asking her, like, what do you think
[33:51] Speaker 1: your ancestors think about what you're doing right now? No,
[33:55] Speaker 1: I'm with you. It's not easy.
[33:56] Speaker 3: It's not an easy choice because I do agree, somebody's
[33:59] Speaker 3: got to call these faking, fake phony women out.
[34:03] Speaker 1: Ah, here's that women want guys an honest man, and
[34:06] Speaker 1: then they use filters on their donkey asses. All this
[34:11] Speaker 1: talk about the man what a real man who's honest
[34:14] Speaker 1: with me. Oh, by the way, my ass doesn't look
[34:16] Speaker 1: anything like that.
[34:17] Speaker 3: And then I'll just talk about the male gaze. And
[34:20] Speaker 3: then you have Ayisha Curry bitching about not getting enough
[34:23] Speaker 3: male attention.
[34:25] Speaker 1: It's unbelievable. Why do you need male attention when you
[34:29] Speaker 1: have the alpha of all alphas?
[34:31] Speaker 3: Yeah, it's well, dude, it's just it's because a certain
[34:34] Speaker 3: type of woman, that's their value in their mind. They
[34:38] Speaker 3: feel that they have no value unless they can be
[34:40] Speaker 3: attractive to men. Because they've set, you know, they've set.
[34:43] Speaker 3: That's how they've gotten where they are.
[34:45] Speaker 1: That's what happens in like around thirty three years old.
[34:49] Speaker 1: That's what thirty three thirty four years old, that's what
[34:53] Speaker 1: women start going in their soft core porn face where
[34:55] Speaker 1: they like, I sell marketplace value and they start just
[34:58] Speaker 1: like taking it.
[35:00] Speaker 3: I can't tell you how many chicks that I would
[35:03] Speaker 3: love to have seen semi nude earlier in life start
[35:07] Speaker 3: doing it when they get knocked up, like start taking pics.
[35:10] Speaker 1: With their oh you love No.
[35:12] Speaker 2: I don't know what I'm saying is do it before
[35:15] Speaker 2: you get bloated.
[35:16] Speaker 3: Do it when you're twenty five, twenty seven thirty. Don't
[35:20] Speaker 3: wait until you're thirty five and weigh one hundred and
[35:23] Speaker 3: seventy pounds.
[35:24] Speaker 1: Hey, there's nothing wrong with a one seventy.
[35:26] Speaker 3: No, I'm talking about with a baby and you, I
[35:27] Speaker 3: mean pregnant. Nobody wants to see pregnant nudity. I don't anyway.
[35:31] Speaker 1: I do you like that? Really? You like that? Like pregnant?
[35:35] Speaker 1: She can't get pregnant? What you like? Well, that means
[35:37] Speaker 1: she got pregnant, and then I try to guess what
[35:39] Speaker 1: position she got pregnant.
[35:41] Speaker 2: I just want to change.
[35:42] Speaker 1: It's always reverse cowgirl, always.
[35:45] Speaker 3: I just want to change the So your contention is
[35:48] Speaker 3: that that's the most fertile position is reverse Calgary.
[35:51] Speaker 1: I just think it's just how it happens.
[35:54] Speaker 2: I want to literally change the tune here, okay.
[35:57] Speaker 1: Change the dude, fight for my life over here. I
[36:01] Speaker 1: woke up murderous. I'm trying to be comedic. Do you
[36:04] Speaker 1: understand this? Well, this is comedic. This tune is potentially
[36:08] Speaker 1: unrecognizable as any tune at all.
[36:10] Speaker 2: This is David Lee Roth trying to sing.
[36:13] Speaker 1: Oh man, where did David Lee Roth listen? Dude? That
[36:35] Speaker 1: ass falls off a clip, as falls off a clip,
[36:41] Speaker 1: it just goes legs cracked back. It's so bad.
[36:44] Speaker 3: Dude, he's got If you look, his love handles actually
[36:48] Speaker 3: go out farther than his ass does.
[36:50] Speaker 1: I don't know if i've he's got a lot ta mom.
[36:55] Speaker 6: Look at that.
[36:59] Speaker 14: Don't are meant to be tight? Leather pants? You got
[37:10] Speaker 14: how loud as you can't?
[37:16] Speaker 1: He sounds like me when I tried to sing when
[37:18] Speaker 1: I could sing, which I can never sing. I wish
[37:21] Speaker 1: I could sing. I really wish I could sound. Dude,
[37:23] Speaker 1: I wouldn't to front man, Dude, I would have crushed.
[37:27] Speaker 1: I could have rocked the stadium.
[37:28] Speaker 2: Dude, he sounds a little downy there if I'm not,
[37:31] Speaker 2: doesn't he sound a little down syndrome?
[37:33] Speaker 15: Oh?
[37:33] Speaker 1: You coming?
[37:35] Speaker 5: You know?
[37:35] Speaker 1: That's why I'm talking about that nice?
[37:37] Speaker 2: Do you think he thought he looked cool when he
[37:39] Speaker 2: went when he went out of the dressing room.
[37:41] Speaker 1: Dude, if you're over forty, unless you're earl scankle, you
[37:44] Speaker 1: should never wear leather pants. No ever, I would even
[37:48] Speaker 1: go after thirty five year old man never wear leather pants.
[37:53] Speaker 1: They never wear leather pants. How about that one? No
[37:57] Speaker 1: one ever got? Man, If I just had leather pants,
[37:59] Speaker 1: I'd be so hot.
[38:01] Speaker 2: The only good if you got DIARYPT. David Busters, imagine
[38:06] Speaker 2: the the the leather is pretty good if you have diary,
[38:09] Speaker 2: at least because it all just kind.
[38:10] Speaker 1: Of first guy to ever wear leather pants? Did he
[38:13] Speaker 1: just get this shit kicked out of him? Oh? That's
[38:16] Speaker 1: in it.
[38:17] Speaker 2: And I can take this literally. I can treat it
[38:18] Speaker 2: like a joke.
[38:19] Speaker 1: Literally.
[38:19] Speaker 3: It's probably some like you know, ancient man that killed
[38:22] Speaker 3: like a buffalo or whatever, and it was the first
[38:24] Speaker 3: pants ever and everybody probably thought.
[38:26] Speaker 1: They were pretty sick.
[38:27] Speaker 3: They were like, oh, dude, I bet your ass is
[38:29] Speaker 3: incredibly just.
[38:30] Speaker 1: Hey, man free balled it forever, just free balling it.
[38:34] Speaker 1: And like when they were hunting, they were running and
[38:36] Speaker 1: their balls were like click clacks, just click clacking, as.
[38:41] Speaker 2: They didn't have those sheath underwear.
[38:42] Speaker 1: I can tell you who invented underwear and did he
[38:45] Speaker 1: get a Nobel Peace Prize? Will you look that up?
[38:48] Speaker 1: I think two people deserve a Nobel Peace Prize, the
[38:51] Speaker 1: man who invented underwear and the man who invented the
[38:54] Speaker 1: toilet is probably toilet and then everybody after that had
[38:59] Speaker 1: to change his whole family's Like, dude, we're named after
[39:02] Speaker 1: a shitter. Okay, we gotta change your name.
[39:05] Speaker 2: To primitive loincloths have existed for thousands of years.
[39:11] Speaker 1: Oh okay, protection because everyone wanted to diaper. Look back then,
[39:15] Speaker 1: but somebody streamlined it. Go why do we why we
[39:18] Speaker 1: walking around with towels on? Look at this? I have
[39:21] Speaker 1: someone called Arthur.
[39:24] Speaker 3: It's either Enabler or Connabler, depending on whether he's German.
[39:28] Speaker 3: Is credited with inventing the first modern men's briefs, known
[39:32] Speaker 3: as jockey shorts, in nineteen thirty four.
[39:35] Speaker 1: So I think thirty four weans in nineteen thirty three
[39:38] Speaker 1: people are just freeballing or wearing diaper clothes.
[39:42] Speaker 2: Imagine how stinky those pants got after a week of
[39:44] Speaker 2: just walking around in the.
[39:46] Speaker 3: No ac in like New Orleans or something. I bet
[39:49] Speaker 3: New Orleans was the stinkiest city on the planet.
[39:52] Speaker 1: God, imagine Chicago in summer and you walk around just
[39:57] Speaker 1: sweat balls. I think about the take up chicks.
[40:00] Speaker 3: Do you ever think about how much hornier old school
[40:04] Speaker 3: man must have been in us because of Like think
[40:06] Speaker 3: about going to a prostitute in like New Orleans in
[40:09] Speaker 3: eighteen ninety or something like that. Oh yeah, like in
[40:12] Speaker 3: the middle of the summer, and it's with like five
[40:15] Speaker 3: guys in a day. Oh yeah, and it's just musky,
[40:18] Speaker 3: no running water.
[40:20] Speaker 1: This is the hottest thing ever. And the room just
[40:22] Speaker 1: smells like a dog got hit by a car.
[40:28] Speaker 2: Oh it's terrible, dude, Oh it's terrible.
[40:31] Speaker 1: You know what.
[40:32] Speaker 2: I was about to do a read, but I want
[40:33] Speaker 2: to put a couple of seconds if something else in
[40:35] Speaker 2: between us and the real don't do that. Well, no,
[40:39] Speaker 2: this is a little too Okay, I got one here.
[40:41] Speaker 1: We can we can do.
[40:41] Speaker 3: This is just a we're just kind of on these lives.
[40:43] Speaker 3: We just kind of sprinkled the news streaklemn guys. Yeah,
[40:47] Speaker 3: I got kids. I gotta take care of them. The
[40:50] Speaker 3: terms of the guys that ceasefire are in effect after
[40:53] Speaker 3: Israel has approved the US Brokeer plan, according to two officials. However,
[40:58] Speaker 3: it's not clear if Natanyahu is a officially given the
[41:00] Speaker 3: order to the IDF to cease fire.
[41:03] Speaker 1: There it's been asking to stop. It's the heads of
[41:08] Speaker 1: these things, these crazy religious idiots that just keep it going.
[41:13] Speaker 1: And now both like Qatar, Iran, uh, the whatever that
[41:20] Speaker 1: other one is, the Aou or whatever they are immates, Yeah,
[41:26] Speaker 1: whatever that is, they're they're like there, we're gonna We're
[41:29] Speaker 1: gonna go to war. This is exactly what is real wants.
[41:32] Speaker 1: It's prophesied.
[41:33] Speaker 3: Well, the crazy thing that I saw and that this
[41:35] Speaker 3: is what concerns me, is that we're sending the United
[41:37] Speaker 3: States is sending two hundred troops over there to monitor
[41:40] Speaker 3: the plan's implementation, which is exactly the kind of false
[41:43] Speaker 3: flag thing you got to be on the lookout for
[41:45] Speaker 3: right now.
[41:46] Speaker 1: Because oh yeah it's coming, and they're like, oh my god,
[41:48] Speaker 1: something's gonna happen. And lord, you noted lower lumer? Is
[41:52] Speaker 1: it even Jewish? He like did clear herself Jewish like
[41:57] Speaker 1: in two thousand and five or some crazy stuff like that. Well,
[42:00] Speaker 1: I guess, I mean her friends like I was there
[42:04] Speaker 1: to be Jewish?
[42:05] Speaker 16: Right?
[42:05] Speaker 3: But what remember we I mean we have we've talked
[42:08] Speaker 3: about this. Is it a religion or is it a
[42:10] Speaker 3: you know, a genetic.
[42:11] Speaker 1: Shared it's a genetic thing.
[42:15] Speaker 2: But what I'm saying is then she is Jewish.
[42:17] Speaker 3: Then if she believes, like who's who could question her beliefs?
[42:21] Speaker 1: And I question that, dude, I question him, right?
[42:25] Speaker 3: The only reason what you say is not a reasonable thing,
[42:28] Speaker 3: just like saying someone became Christian in five.
[42:31] Speaker 1: Didn't question that. I know, but the way she presents herself,
[42:36] Speaker 1: she's acting like she's kosher. I see what you're saying. Yeah,
[42:40] Speaker 1: but Johnny, I mean, we all agreed masad Ass is dangerous.
[42:43] Speaker 3: God we I just keep wanting to do this read
[42:45] Speaker 3: and we keep saying things that, Okay, well next to
[42:49] Speaker 3: I'll shut up, let me hear I can do this
[42:52] Speaker 3: TSA story.
[42:53] Speaker 1: This was kind of interesting.
[42:54] Speaker 3: The TSA is making a plea to travelers, and it's
[42:59] Speaker 3: it's part of a hilarious new craze sweeping the nation.
[43:03] Speaker 3: People are sneaking animals into their luggage, live animals. This week,
[43:08] Speaker 3: officials of the TSA issued what they called a desperate
[43:12] Speaker 3: plea by way of an Instagram post.
[43:15] Speaker 2: They had a woman who snuck two live turtles in
[43:18] Speaker 2: her bra.
[43:19] Speaker 1: What according to what one of them survived the bra?
[43:26] Speaker 1: She put a snapper? Did they snapper nips? Okay? Uh?
[43:35] Speaker 1: You know what? Sam and Ewing Jersey, Yes, yes, yes,
[43:41] Speaker 1: go off on the number thirty three, number three three guys.
[43:45] Speaker 1: I I didn't pick his number, okay, I just picked
[43:49] Speaker 1: his game. I love George.
[43:52] Speaker 2: Maybe chaos, maybe that's what Drew psychicked.
[43:55] Speaker 3: Trip to the George, Oh, you should have to arrange
[44:00] Speaker 3: your life to deal with your hair loss. Like Sam,
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[45:39] Speaker 1: Yeah dude, good job, Johnny. Your reading skills are getting
[45:41] Speaker 1: par getting par like. Speaking speaking of reading, I'm trying
[45:46] Speaker 1: to teach my daughter to read. It's waterboarding. She's losing
[45:49] Speaker 1: her mind. I had to send her to her room.
[45:52] Speaker 1: Do you know how hard that is to be the
[45:53] Speaker 1: bad guy. But I'm the bad guy.
[45:55] Speaker 2: Well why did you have to send her to a
[45:57] Speaker 2: room for reading?
[45:58] Speaker 1: But she's just like I want. I'm like, you're doing
[46:01] Speaker 1: home much. She's like it's so hard. I'm like, this
[46:04] Speaker 1: is the easy it gets. It just gets harder from here.
[46:08] Speaker 2: It's impossible. I remember my teacher in maybe eleventh grade
[46:11] Speaker 2: like looking at me and saying, and this was my
[46:14] Speaker 2: hot teacher.
[46:15] Speaker 3: She said, it's never gonna get better than this. By
[46:17] Speaker 3: the way, these are like gonna be to your golden years.
[46:19] Speaker 3: It's gonna be so easy. It's so easy right now.
[46:21] Speaker 3: And I just remember laughing in her face.
[46:24] Speaker 1: You remember that, stupid I was in college and my
[46:28] Speaker 1: best friend she was dating her professor, and he was like, dude,
[46:32] Speaker 1: you don't even know in your twenties. It's great. You
[46:34] Speaker 1: don't know what it's like to be in your forties.
[46:36] Speaker 1: And I go, whatever, old man, I'm gonna rock on forever. Now.
[46:39] Speaker 1: I'm sad. I'm a sad man. I'm tired all the time.
[46:45] Speaker 1: I want a trt it because I'm so tired all
[46:47] Speaker 1: the time.
[46:48] Speaker 2: Dude, if you're already waking up angry, TRT ain't gonna
[46:50] Speaker 2: help with that.
[46:51] Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I know. I'm gonna have to learn how
[46:53] Speaker 1: to get Zennis shit.
[46:54] Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe if you meditated or something. So did you
[46:57] Speaker 3: see Roger Waters this week? Really ripped in the bond,
[47:00] Speaker 3: like ripped him a new asshole, bro. And it's fabulous
[47:03] Speaker 3: because I you know, Bono sucks.
[47:05] Speaker 1: You know, Botto did nothing because he's an empty vessel
[47:08] Speaker 1: of stupid.
[47:09] Speaker 2: All the people.
[47:10] Speaker 3: By the way, if you want to see an incredible stage,
[47:12] Speaker 3: so go see Roger Waters anywhere and anytime.
[47:15] Speaker 2: Uh so here it is. Let me just all right, let.
[47:19] Speaker 3: Me refresh this because of stupid Instagram here would.
[47:24] Speaker 2: Be irish and not be outspoken for Palestine.
[47:27] Speaker 17: He's an idiot, complete prick. He goes to and then
[47:32] Speaker 17: he used the F bomb. Then he goes to he
[47:35] Speaker 17: goes to DeVos for Fox.
[47:38] Speaker 1: You're right, yeah, and he like did stuff with Georgia.
[47:40] Speaker 17: Yeah, he just loved George W. Bush's runch and hangs
[47:48] Speaker 17: out with his pal. Are you insane? But aunts I'll
[47:52] Speaker 17: answer that, butto yes, you fucking oh mate.
[47:55] Speaker 1: But and it's not all right, it's terrible, terribly Yeah,
[47:59] Speaker 1: but a few being in a band with the bloo
[48:01] Speaker 1: Cools himself. The Hedge, I mean.
[48:03] Speaker 2: What the hedge or the edge?
[48:06] Speaker 1: I thought it was.
[48:07] Speaker 17: Called the hedge.
[48:08] Speaker 1: You know the edge? I know that.
[48:10] Speaker 8: Oh you're making a joke.
[48:11] Speaker 7: Sorry, yeah, you know what, because I'm I thought, you
[48:14] Speaker 7: know Canadians.
[48:15] Speaker 2: You say Canadians, put hes French Canadians.
[48:18] Speaker 7: But h is where there is no age and cut
[48:21] Speaker 7: off the eh where there is Yeah, the hedge okay
[48:23] Speaker 7: that Oh I get it.
[48:25] Speaker 17: Guys, that's all because Canadians.
[48:31] Speaker 1: Okay, I gotcha. Yeah he didn't get that joke. But
[48:36] Speaker 1: I'm old and you're young, and I'll put up with
[48:38] Speaker 1: anything you want. It's like any guy over fifty, any
[48:41] Speaker 1: chick in their thirties or twenties are just princesses. There's
[48:45] Speaker 1: nothing you do. They can't do anything wrong.
[48:47] Speaker 3: Yeah, and that Roger Waters famously impatient guy. For him
[48:51] Speaker 3: to be patient with that.
[48:53] Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's a joke. If it was me or
[48:55] Speaker 1: you would be like, you bloody idiot. You've got all
[48:58] Speaker 1: love of my jokes. Joke. If I go to your tomb,
[49:03] Speaker 1: kick your ass. I love dude.
[49:06] Speaker 3: That's just my thought about that though. Seeing him is like,
[49:09] Speaker 3: that's how I want to age. I want to age
[49:11] Speaker 3: with rage.
[49:12] Speaker 1: You know, just today I woke up with rage. So
[49:15] Speaker 1: I'm there, Johnny, you know what I mean. I just
[49:17] Speaker 1: love that.
[49:17] Speaker 3: I mean, he still is just as passionate about his
[49:19] Speaker 3: belief as he was. I don't agree with him on everything,
[49:22] Speaker 3: but he's damn right on Gayza in Israel and all.
[49:24] Speaker 3: And he has been forever, even when it wasn't fashionable.
[49:28] Speaker 3: Just a couple of years ago.
[49:29] Speaker 1: He was right. He was spot on him. Do you
[49:32] Speaker 1: think the commenter God of F word is a hot chick?
[49:37] Speaker 1: Can we all pray she's a hot chick and God
[49:39] Speaker 1: of Word?
[49:40] Speaker 2: Why does she say you're cute or something?
[49:41] Speaker 1: No, but she said nice things. Can we go God
[49:45] Speaker 1: of F word?
[49:45] Speaker 2: It sounds like a really smoking hot chick.
[49:47] Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I mean you do.
[49:49] Speaker 2: It's for Democrats. Yeah, you're right about that. You too
[49:51] Speaker 2: is just.
[49:52] Speaker 5: Oh my god, Josh Democrats. Katie Porter video Katie Porter, Yeah,
[49:58] Speaker 5: look it up.
[49:58] Speaker 1: I don't know who that is. Oh, oh my god,
[50:00] Speaker 1: this fat ticks running for governor. She's a fat yes, yes,
[50:05] Speaker 1: oh my god. This is someone said this, you know,
[50:11] Speaker 1: the the the I'm gonna mess up the quote, but
[50:14] Speaker 1: it's basically along the lines of the most the meanest
[50:19] Speaker 1: people on the Internet turned out to be the nicest people,
[50:21] Speaker 1: and the nicest people on the Internet turned out to
[50:23] Speaker 1: be pure scumbags. Everything is costplaying now, it's all costplaying.
[50:29] Speaker 3: This is where she's telling that person to Yeah. Yeah,
[50:34] Speaker 3: uh well I would have loved to hear the original,
[50:36] Speaker 3: not the censored ship from seeing them, but let me.
[50:38] Speaker 1: Oh, this is shocked.
[50:42] Speaker 3: Video obtained by political shows californiacubinatorial candidate Katie Porter ripping
[50:46] Speaker 3: increase ripping a stack.
[50:48] Speaker 18: Would also increase your bonus by increasing earnings.
[50:52] Speaker 1: Isn't that right?
[50:53] Speaker 8: Mister Ellis?
[50:55] Speaker 1: Stop? But do you hear what she said there? Will
[50:58] Speaker 1: you go back to that, Johnny? Yeah, she thought you
[51:01] Speaker 1: got him on self. Listen to what she says.
[51:08] Speaker 18: Any increase in the price of replement would also increase
[51:12] Speaker 18: your bonus by increasing earnings.
[51:14] Speaker 1: Isn't that right, mister Ellis? Why is that? Why is
[51:18] Speaker 1: that a gotcha thing? Yeah? I mean it's obvious.
[51:20] Speaker 2: Yeah, of course you are you making more money when
[51:22] Speaker 2: your company makes more money.
[51:24] Speaker 1: Damn you man, don't you have any conscience? Oh my god, God.
[51:35] Speaker 18: Okay it does Okay. You also were in my shot
[51:38] Speaker 18: before that. It's like, out of my shot?
[51:42] Speaker 1: Is this what it's like? Ellen? Yes, Johnny, that's all.
[51:50] Speaker 1: And that's not In the bad interview, she gets pressed
[51:52] Speaker 1: on something about Trump voters and she just goes, I
[51:56] Speaker 1: don't need them. If you find God, it's like incredibly bad.
[52:01] Speaker 7: Uh.
[52:02] Speaker 1: She just bombs it out. It almost cost her her
[52:04] Speaker 1: whole It probably costs her any chance of running. It's
[52:09] Speaker 1: crazy to me. It's like dude, all of these bleeding
[52:13] Speaker 1: heart liberals keep going down. You'll find it.
[52:16] Speaker 2: On It's dangerous the scroll through Twitter these days with.
[52:22] Speaker 1: Katie Porter interview.
[52:23] Speaker 3: Let's say hold on, let me let me just stop
[52:26] Speaker 3: the share while I look for this. I wrote, Katie Portner,
[52:29] Speaker 3: I'm a dumbance.
[52:32] Speaker 1: Katie Partner appreciates the traffic.
[52:34] Speaker 2: Katie Porker, Am I right?
[52:36] Speaker 1: Create k Porker.
[52:39] Speaker 3: Katie Porter interview and what she it's like a podcast
[52:44] Speaker 3: or what is it?
[52:45] Speaker 1: She goes on and she's interviewed by this this republic,
[52:48] Speaker 1: by this reporter who is actually doing actual journalism.
[52:52] Speaker 2: She was like Kathy Bates that she's totally totally right
[52:55] Speaker 2: about that.
[52:55] Speaker 1: In misery. Yeah, this is that's a weird angle of
[52:58] Speaker 1: the rumor. It is alleging nope, go down to me,
[53:04] Speaker 1: go down, go up, go up, go up? No, Well
[53:08] Speaker 1: those are that that? That is that screenshot? Yeah, any
[53:11] Speaker 1: of these work, any of these go back, go back this? Yeah. Yeah,
[53:18] Speaker 1: but that screen shot, Yeah, that won't be it.
[53:20] Speaker 2: Let's see, sorry, folks, we didn't have this one ready.
[53:25] Speaker 2: It's gonna be this right.
[53:26] Speaker 18: If you're from a deep blue area, if you're from
[53:28] Speaker 18: l A or you're from Oakland, you have you don't
[53:30] Speaker 18: have an experience, is that you.
[53:32] Speaker 11: Don't need those Trump voters?
[53:33] Speaker 18: So you asked me if I need them to win?
[53:35] Speaker 18: You don't think like this is unnecessarily argumentative? What is
[53:38] Speaker 18: your question?
[53:39] Speaker 8: The question is the same thing I asked everybody that this.
[53:42] Speaker 3: By the way, is there could there possibly in the
[53:44] Speaker 3: history of angles be a least flattering angle of a
[53:47] Speaker 3: person in this they're.
[53:49] Speaker 1: Talking about how her staff hates her so they totally
[53:52] Speaker 1: set her up.
[53:53] Speaker 2: The yeah that's.
[53:55] Speaker 1: Being called the empowering voters to stop Trump's power graph.
[53:59] Speaker 1: Every other Canada has answered this question. This is not
[54:02] Speaker 1: and I said, I support it. So and the question
[54:05] Speaker 1: is what do you say to the forty percent of
[54:07] Speaker 1: voters who voted for Trump?
[54:09] Speaker 18: Oh, I'm happy to say that.
[54:10] Speaker 1: It's the do you need them to win?
[54:12] Speaker 18: Part that I don't understand. I'm happy to answer the
[54:13] Speaker 18: question that's for The question is you haven't written and
[54:15] Speaker 18: I'll answer.
[54:16] Speaker 1: And we've also asked the other candidates do you think
[54:18] Speaker 1: you need any of those forty percent of California voters
[54:21] Speaker 1: to win?
[54:21] Speaker 2: And you're saying no, you don't.
[54:22] Speaker 18: No, I'm saying I'm going to try to win every
[54:24] Speaker 18: vote I can.
[54:25] Speaker 2: And what I'm saying.
[54:26] Speaker 18: To you is that, well to those voters, Okay, so I.
[54:30] Speaker 12: Don't want to keep doing this.
[54:31] Speaker 1: I'm going to call it. Okay, thank you. See guys,
[54:35] Speaker 1: listen to me. Democrat Democratic idiots, Democrats. Okay, let me
[54:41] Speaker 1: tell you something. You can't win. If you can't have
[54:44] Speaker 1: a discussion or debate, you can't win. You can't win, honestly.
[54:50] Speaker 1: So have you seen this new Pop fifty bill where
[54:52] Speaker 1: they they're sending out the ballot with a little hole
[54:56] Speaker 1: in the envelope that let's let them know what you
[54:58] Speaker 1: voted on a Prop fifty. Now I'm wondering if this
[55:02] Speaker 1: is an old picture because they did that in the demo.
[55:06] Speaker 1: They did that in the presidential election as well. But
[55:09] Speaker 1: supposedly if you vote no on Prop fifty, the envelope
[55:12] Speaker 1: will show that you voted no because there's a little
[55:15] Speaker 1: hole in it.
[55:15] Speaker 3: Well, this is I mean, this is a news story
[55:18] Speaker 3: from just a couple of days ago. That's from like
[55:21] Speaker 3: the local CBS station in Sacramento. It says Sacramento County
[55:25] Speaker 3: ballot envelope holes draw concerns ahead of Prop fifty special
[55:29] Speaker 3: election mail in ballots are now out for a Prop
[55:32] Speaker 3: fifty special election, and some Sacramento County voters are nosing
[55:35] Speaker 3: holes in their ballot envelopes that they say they're concerned
[55:38] Speaker 3: about yet and you can totally see right there which.
[55:40] Speaker 1: Way they voted, right What possible.
[55:43] Speaker 2: Purpose could there be for putting a hole in the envelope?
[55:47] Speaker 1: They are scumber.
[55:50] Speaker 2: I mean, I know you're not a fan of Ockham's.
[55:52] Speaker 1: Razor, but a fan of any razor.
[55:54] Speaker 3: Let's apply it right here. What is the simplest explanation
[55:57] Speaker 3: for this? It's that they're trying to know what you did.
[56:00] Speaker 3: Said I can throw.
[56:01] Speaker 1: Trash yap one. That's crazy, bro. I'm trying to see
[56:06] Speaker 1: if they haven't they offer an explanation here. Uh.
[56:11] Speaker 3: This guy, King Casparis is the spokesperson for the Sack
[56:15] Speaker 3: County Registrar of Voters.
[56:16] Speaker 2: He says, it's a non issue there.
[56:22] Speaker 3: There are a couple of reasons that we have holes
[56:24] Speaker 3: on the back of our ballot and one on the front.
[56:28] Speaker 3: It gives them something to feel so they know where
[56:31] Speaker 3: to sign their name.
[56:32] Speaker 1: I mean, dude, he thinks you're stupid. It's like prepared voters.
[56:36] Speaker 1: He says, Okay, why do you guys sign your name, Like,
[56:39] Speaker 1: what are you talking about? What are you talking about?
[56:43] Speaker 1: Doesn't any impaired voters? What? What do you drunk when
[56:46] Speaker 1: you vote? It's it's for our drunk voters who just
[56:49] Speaker 1: are to put the ballot in in in the in
[56:54] Speaker 1: the envelope again, it's what great Carlwood says. Any deviation
[56:59] Speaker 1: from the norm should be questioned. Nine to eleven JFK.
[57:03] Speaker 1: Charlie Kirk and holes in the envelope to vote for California.
[57:07] Speaker 1: You know those are obvious things that make no sense. Yeah,
[57:13] Speaker 1: like what are we doing?
[57:14] Speaker 3: I stand on Oh you stand on business. I stand
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[58:37] Speaker 2: What do you think about uh this? Cancel netflixing?
[58:42] Speaker 1: Well? I mean Netflix? First of all? Can I just
[58:44] Speaker 1: say again that animation on these streaming services are fire
[58:49] Speaker 1: right now? Dude, the Marvel Zombies and now Killers of
[58:54] Speaker 1: Killers they're great.
[58:55] Speaker 2: I don't know about that. What is that tell me
[58:57] Speaker 2: about that?
[58:57] Speaker 1: Killers of Killers is on Hulu? Which good luck getting
[59:00] Speaker 1: on Hulu. You gotta go through the Disney app to
[59:02] Speaker 1: get onto Hulu. Now they just took Hulu. It's a
[59:06] Speaker 1: weird thing. It's like, why do I have a streaming
[59:08] Speaker 1: service in my streaming service? That seems like a lot
[59:12] Speaker 1: unnecessary streaming services. Oh yeah yeah.
[59:14] Speaker 3: It's like they're all being kind of bundled now, right,
[59:16] Speaker 3: like like nest each other.
[59:19] Speaker 1: Now you can get ESPN, Disney and Hulu all in
[59:22] Speaker 1: one little place, which seems excessive to me.
[59:26] Speaker 3: Musk is waging all out war on Netflix, uh, asking
[59:31] Speaker 3: people it was like a trending topic. Canceled Netflix over
[59:34] Speaker 3: the streamers alleged woke bias, which I mean alleged.
[59:37] Speaker 2: We It's a real thing.
[59:38] Speaker 1: It's really going on when it gets into where where
[59:44] Speaker 1: you just it's just like most people I know don't
[59:48] Speaker 1: even care about trans It's not an issue. Live your
[59:51] Speaker 1: life how you want. It's like, these are the moments
[59:53] Speaker 1: where like, just leave the kids alone, Just leave the
[59:58] Speaker 1: kids alone. Don't hey, teacher, leave those kids it's alone. Yeah,
[1:00:03] Speaker 1: they were weighing head their time with that, and it's
[1:00:05] Speaker 1: just ridiculous. And again I'm gonna say this right now, guys,
[1:00:09] Speaker 1: show me an action flick that is on any of
[1:00:12] Speaker 1: these streaming sites where the chick doesn't save the day
[1:00:16] Speaker 1: every fucking time.
[1:00:17] Speaker 5: Every time, dude, I mean, we just watch video, go ahead, Yeah,
[1:00:21] Speaker 5: we just watched a video of.
[1:00:22] Speaker 1: Girl crying because guys don't look at her anymore. And
[1:00:24] Speaker 1: then they're expecting me to believe that chicks are beating
[1:00:27] Speaker 1: everybody up. Dude.
[1:00:28] Speaker 3: We're watching this show Task on HBO. It's pretty good,
[1:00:31] Speaker 3: but all the guys are either crooked or pussies, and
[1:00:35] Speaker 3: the women like there's just must must not be one
[1:00:38] Speaker 3: hundred pound black woman that's just like the most badass
[1:00:42] Speaker 3: person you've ever seen in your life. Like she's a
[1:00:43] Speaker 3: badass FBI agent cop. That's, you know, the purest person
[1:00:47] Speaker 3: on the show. It's uh, I mean, and you just
[1:00:49] Speaker 3: it's a cycle that he repeats over and over again.
[1:00:53] Speaker 3: You'll see it everywhere. Netflix is the worst defender, though,
[1:00:56] Speaker 3: you know it's funny. Variety points out that Elon Musk
[1:00:59] Speaker 3: is a self proclaim aimed free speech absolutist, but now
[1:01:02] Speaker 3: he's asking people to cancel Netflix.
[1:01:05] Speaker 2: But that's not that's not that's not free speech.
[1:01:08] Speaker 1: That's not the government coming in and arresting you or
[1:01:11] Speaker 1: saying something. That's the big problem with all these idiots
[1:01:15] Speaker 1: out there oh, except your free speech guy. It's like, dude,
[1:01:19] Speaker 1: I'm not calling the government on anybody. I'd rather the
[1:01:22] Speaker 1: government not get involved. I'd rather just keep this between
[1:01:25] Speaker 1: a couple of guys, one dude and the dude. The
[1:01:27] Speaker 1: shit's in the diaper, That's what I would like. Okay,
[1:01:31] Speaker 1: let's keep the cops out of this. Okay. So so
[1:01:35] Speaker 1: that's what that's a here's the whole thing, dude. You
[1:01:39] Speaker 1: have a rights. You have your constitutional rights, until you
[1:01:42] Speaker 1: infringe on somebody else's constructional rights. Like I can enter
[1:01:47] Speaker 1: a house anytime I want. I can't if it's not
[1:01:51] Speaker 1: my house and I'm not invited in, I'm not allowed
[1:01:54] Speaker 1: to be invited in. There's no reason. Again, the transliting
[1:01:59] Speaker 1: is breaks down the simple It's really simple. It is
[1:02:02] Speaker 1: advanced algebra. When your dad doesn't know what's going on,
[1:02:07] Speaker 1: what do you think of five year old's thinking?
[1:02:09] Speaker 3: Dude, It's like that Snoop Dogg clip We had a
[1:02:12] Speaker 3: couple of weeks ago where he's trying to explain some
[1:02:14] Speaker 3: kind of crazy tran shout to his niece or daughter
[1:02:17] Speaker 3: or whatever that.
[1:02:18] Speaker 1: No to lesbians make it out and it's like why why?
[1:02:21] Speaker 2: Yeah, like why what am I doing here. It's just
[1:02:23] Speaker 2: not it's not I don't know.
[1:02:24] Speaker 3: I mean, and don't get me wrong, I mean you
[1:02:26] Speaker 3: probably saw all kinds of crazy shit when you were
[1:02:28] Speaker 3: a kid. I know I did, but uh, but it.
[1:02:30] Speaker 1: Wasn't on TV.
[1:02:32] Speaker 2: Yeah, it wasn't in the moment which I'm sneaking around
[1:02:34] Speaker 2: as well.
[1:02:34] Speaker 7: You know.
[1:02:35] Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the whole thing, dude, you know that's the
[1:02:37] Speaker 1: whole thing right now. Like we've talked about the epscene,
[1:02:41] Speaker 1: thing is they're trying to kind of create the narrative
[1:02:46] Speaker 1: that dude just hot high school chicks. Who does like hih,
[1:02:49] Speaker 1: high school chicks. You're like, dude, it's way darker than that,
[1:02:52] Speaker 1: and you fucking know it, and why you why are
[1:02:55] Speaker 1: you trying to hide that shit? And the truth of
[1:02:57] Speaker 1: the matter is is like, yeah, sixteen year old girls
[1:03:00] Speaker 1: are in you know, that's not their prime, but it's
[1:03:02] Speaker 1: the beginning of it. But we know psychologically mentally they're
[1:03:06] Speaker 1: not ready for adult responsibilities.
[1:03:09] Speaker 3: Essually, not in today's culture. I'm sure there was a
[1:03:12] Speaker 3: time we tell you, dude that of years ago. There's
[1:03:15] Speaker 3: a lot more.
[1:03:15] Speaker 1: Sorry to cut you off, No good, that's life.
[1:03:18] Speaker 7: No.
[1:03:19] Speaker 3: I was pointing out, like you know, women were having
[1:03:21] Speaker 3: kids at fourteen to fifteen hundred.
[1:03:23] Speaker 1: Yeah, is that funny? It's like weird control. You're like, dude,
[1:03:26] Speaker 1: they used to marry them at twelve and they're kids,
[1:03:29] Speaker 1: Like what are we doing?
[1:03:30] Speaker 2: Yeah, their children at that age, I mean could not
[1:03:32] Speaker 2: more obviously be kids.
[1:03:34] Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, but but they also do like polls
[1:03:37] Speaker 1: of high school kids and they asked like what do
[1:03:40] Speaker 1: they want to do when they grow up, and like
[1:03:42] Speaker 1: a large portion of the girls like, I want to
[1:03:43] Speaker 1: do only fans. It's crazy. Bro's great, dude, I told
[1:03:47] Speaker 1: you I knew.
[1:03:48] Speaker 3: One of my Welcome to La moments, I was in
[1:03:49] Speaker 3: Target and there was like, couldn't have been more than
[1:03:52] Speaker 3: fifteen girls next to me in the aisle just having
[1:03:55] Speaker 3: the filthiest conversation I've ever heard in my life.
[1:03:57] Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, it's just absolutely ridiculous.
[1:04:00] Speaker 2: BJ's and you know, absolutely ridiculous.
[1:04:03] Speaker 1: You know. So we know that physically they might be
[1:04:07] Speaker 1: ready for it, but mentally they are not, and it
[1:04:09] Speaker 1: does trauma to them. So they're supposed to learn with
[1:04:12] Speaker 1: people their age. That's how you grew up. You learned
[1:04:15] Speaker 1: about the birds and the bees to get from people
[1:04:18] Speaker 1: your own age, not from guys who know games and
[1:04:22] Speaker 1: how to play games and girls who know how to
[1:04:24] Speaker 1: play games, and women do the whole same thing. We
[1:04:27] Speaker 1: look at men who hook up with underage as the
[1:04:30] Speaker 1: worst people ever, and they are, but the way we
[1:04:32] Speaker 1: look at hot chicks or hot teachers to hook up
[1:04:35] Speaker 1: their suits. You're like, you know, it's like it's like
[1:04:37] Speaker 1: the the soft park. Oh, sweet sweet, Yeah, totally totally no,
[1:04:42] Speaker 1: You're right, sweet, you know, And you're like, they want
[1:04:45] Speaker 1: adult stuff too. They want them to get in a relationship,
[1:04:48] Speaker 1: meet their parents, get a job, support them, you know,
[1:04:51] Speaker 1: all this, have a baby, all that stuff that men
[1:04:54] Speaker 1: don't want to do till they're much older. Now when
[1:04:57] Speaker 1: they're raid is settled down. I gotta control, sweet, sweet Sweet.
[1:05:03] Speaker 2: South Park is just always ahead of it, aren't they?
[1:05:07] Speaker 1: You know? I mean it's just what it's like, absolutely
[1:05:10] Speaker 1: out of control. It's absolutely are you doing? Are you doing?
[1:05:12] Speaker 1: Beavis and Butthead? What were you doing?
[1:05:14] Speaker 2: No, sweet sweet sweeth south Fork.
[1:05:17] Speaker 1: South Park? Sweet sweet Sweet?
[1:05:19] Speaker 2: Uh, Well, let's go get a couple of other things here.
[1:05:22] Speaker 3: It's Bill Burr. I mean, you sent me I'll play
[1:05:27] Speaker 3: this first. You sent me this, and you can I
[1:05:29] Speaker 3: say what you said, was it?
[1:05:31] Speaker 1: Ah, yeah, sure, I don't give.
[1:05:33] Speaker 3: Oh you said this is Bill Burr's uh sureer shot
[1:05:36] Speaker 3: note his unliving note.
[1:05:38] Speaker 1: Uh, that is what you said. Uh, And.
[1:05:41] Speaker 2: I'll just play this is uh what's the guy named
[1:05:44] Speaker 2: Osmond or whatever?
[1:05:45] Speaker 1: You know?
[1:05:46] Speaker 3: This this streamer who's like one of the biggest guy
[1:05:48] Speaker 3: streamers on the planet, and he generally seems to be
[1:05:50] Speaker 3: an upstanding guy in my experience.
[1:05:53] Speaker 2: This is him talking about the whole birth thing.
[1:05:55] Speaker 3: Who hell this guy right here streamer, his name is
[1:05:59] Speaker 3: I've been gold him. Yeah, but he's got his.
[1:06:02] Speaker 1: Name might be it's something different than that, Osmond Gold.
[1:06:05] Speaker 1: I follow him. His name is Osmond though, yeah, well
[1:06:08] Speaker 1: it's called Osmond Gold.
[1:06:10] Speaker 3: The channel is Osman Gold. Yes, but his name I'm
[1:06:12] Speaker 3: just I'm naming him the guy. His name is Osman.
[1:06:14] Speaker 3: I think he's a stream but he's like a gamer.
[1:06:17] Speaker 3: But he does these massive streams and now he's in
[1:06:19] Speaker 3: the commentary now like something like Destiny and all these others.
[1:06:22] Speaker 1: But I like him. He's a straight too. I think
[1:06:25] Speaker 1: he's good.
[1:06:25] Speaker 2: Yes, And here this is him talking about Burt.
[1:06:28] Speaker 19: Bill Burr, Dave Chappelle, Kevin Hart, and a number of
[1:06:33] Speaker 19: other comedians. Decided to go to the Middle East and
[1:06:36] Speaker 19: perform in Saudi Arabia. So let's go ahead and watch
[1:06:42] Speaker 19: the video. The video is titled Bill Burr Destroys his reputation.
[1:06:48] Speaker 16: Beyonce and Mariah Carey actually did private New Year's gigs.
[1:06:52] Speaker 19: So this is Bill Burr speaking from a morning podcast. Yeah,
[1:06:57] Speaker 19: in two thousand and eleven.
[1:07:03] Speaker 16: For a million bucks, did New Year's gigs for Gaddafi's kids?
[1:07:08] Speaker 1: Can you believe that? How much?
[1:07:10] Speaker 20: In my opinion, I mean, Godafi, he I don't know
[1:07:14] Speaker 20: if we really made the right decision killing him. He
[1:07:17] Speaker 20: did it and kind of of the mindset that we didn't.
[1:07:20] Speaker 20: If you want me to be honest.
[1:07:21] Speaker 1: We didn't, dude. And there's open air slave trades and you.
[1:07:25] Speaker 16: Need to make you know, Hm, you're gonna take a
[1:07:28] Speaker 16: gig where you're gonna go dance like a goddamn fucking
[1:07:33] Speaker 16: clown for a mass murderers kids, and you take that
[1:07:39] Speaker 16: fucking friends, like a goddamn fucking clown for a mass
[1:07:45] Speaker 16: murderers kids. Then you take that fucking blood money and
[1:07:51] Speaker 16: what he's done, Yeah, you couldn't remember that. He claimed
[1:07:54] Speaker 16: he was behind the PanAm bombings that killed fellow Americans,
[1:07:57] Speaker 16: the fuck is wrong with you? The show, everyone was happy,
[1:08:01] Speaker 16: The people that were doing the festival were thrilled.
[1:08:05] Speaker 15: And yeah, it was just this great positive thing. And
[1:08:09] Speaker 15: I got to tell you, just to be a part
[1:08:10] Speaker 15: of that was amazing. And the comedians that I've been
[1:08:13] Speaker 15: talking to just saying, like, dude, you can feel it.
[1:08:15] Speaker 15: They wanted it. So it was a mind blowing experience.
[1:08:21] Speaker 15: Definitely top three experiences.
[1:08:24] Speaker 1: I've ever had.
[1:08:27] Speaker 19: Here's my opinion on this.
[1:08:30] Speaker 1: Yeah, you can stop. I want to kind of get
[1:08:33] Speaker 1: into this, right. Why why why is it different? Then?
[1:08:40] Speaker 1: Why is it different for comedians to go and do
[1:08:43] Speaker 1: this versus let's say, golfers and MMA people and boxing people. Well,
[1:08:52] Speaker 1: the reason it's different is because comedians have made their
[1:08:55] Speaker 1: bones constantly talking about culture. They've constantly talked about culture.
[1:09:01] Speaker 1: It's it's it's kind of the meat and potatoes of
[1:09:05] Speaker 1: comedy to comment on the culture in which we live
[1:09:08] Speaker 1: in right now, right, And Johnny, we you also do
[1:09:11] Speaker 1: me a favor real quick? Can you get on screen
[1:09:15] Speaker 1: the top two hundred comedy podcasts. I want to talk
[1:09:18] Speaker 1: about this as well. So culturally, comedians have been basically
[1:09:25] Speaker 1: given their take on culture, and many of them are discussing,
[1:09:31] Speaker 1: you know, right versus left paradigm, and many of these
[1:09:35] Speaker 1: people who went have been discussing right versus left paradigms,
[1:09:40] Speaker 1: and a lot of them have been, especially lately, have
[1:09:44] Speaker 1: been leaning in to the left side of the discussion.
[1:09:50] Speaker 1: So if you're gonna, if you're gonna get political, which
[1:09:53] Speaker 1: most comedy a lot of it is, okay. So this
[1:09:57] Speaker 1: is I want to get into this two seconds. Oh,
[1:10:00] Speaker 1: it comes off as hypocritical if you think Saudi Arabia
[1:10:05] Speaker 1: has something to do it at nine to eleven, And
[1:10:07] Speaker 1: I've been very vocal that I think it's minimal. I
[1:10:10] Speaker 1: think they were used as a smoke screen to really
[1:10:13] Speaker 1: cover the people who were involved in it.
[1:10:14] Speaker 3: And I think they were used like a puppet, like
[1:10:17] Speaker 3: a hand up their ass so they could have.
[1:10:21] Speaker 1: Boots on the ground in the United States. That's my opinion.
[1:10:25] Speaker 1: It was minimal, if anything at all. They were blamed
[1:10:29] Speaker 1: for it, and they didn't even get any black from it.
[1:10:33] Speaker 1: They Iraq in Afghanistan paid the price for it. Nobody,
[1:10:38] Speaker 1: we says before, no one has a clue how Pete
[1:10:42] Speaker 1: Davison could go do it after what happened to his dad.
[1:10:46] Speaker 1: Nobody knows. I mean, it's kind of crazy to me. Now, dude,
[1:10:49] Speaker 1: I'm all about taking those I mean, we're begging for
[1:10:51] Speaker 1: day dollars right now. So we're not above anything, you know, we're.
[1:10:55] Speaker 2: Above going to Saudi Arabia. Apparently, Well, I've.
[1:10:58] Speaker 1: Stated why I wouldn't go. My comedy wouldn't train. I
[1:11:00] Speaker 1: would get thrown in jail. They're like, you can't be dirty. Sorry,
[1:11:04] Speaker 1: that's happening.
[1:11:05] Speaker 3: Do you want to before we go to the next
[1:11:08] Speaker 3: do you want to hear Bird's response to all this brief?
[1:11:10] Speaker 1: It's brief. If you do, you want to hear that
[1:11:11] Speaker 1: real quick? Okay?
[1:11:12] Speaker 3: Because he on his Money Morning podcast, uh takes questions
[1:11:16] Speaker 3: there and apparently a lot of the questions have been
[1:11:18] Speaker 3: about this.
[1:11:19] Speaker 1: Uh ah yeah.
[1:11:22] Speaker 4: Oh jesus, I'll tell you that the sankt demonious is Sanctamonian.
[1:11:28] Speaker 1: Keyword on the Moanian. Oh Jesus. All right, here's the deal.
[1:11:35] Speaker 4: You guys are asking me obviously a ton of questions about.
[1:11:40] Speaker 1: The absolute controversy. All right, here's the deal. I would love.
[1:11:45] Speaker 4: I have no problem answering any of them. The problem
[1:11:47] Speaker 4: I have is after I answer them, it all gets
[1:11:51] Speaker 4: clipped and then once it gets clipped. Then the lives
[1:11:55] Speaker 4: start getting told, or they start shaping it and making
[1:11:58] Speaker 4: it this and making it that. So all I'm doing
[1:12:02] Speaker 4: is just throwing another log on the fire and then
[1:12:07] Speaker 4: they can make more money. No I'm sorry, well no, no, no,
[1:12:10] Speaker 4: because they care so much, that's right. Sorry now, because
[1:12:13] Speaker 4: they're just making money, you know. But I do have
[1:12:19] Speaker 4: to tell you this is fascinating because I've never been
[1:12:21] Speaker 4: in the middle of one of these good things and
[1:12:23] Speaker 4: my whole life when I watched the news, you know,
[1:12:25] Speaker 4: not every canoe stories, but there's been a lot of
[1:12:26] Speaker 4: shit where you watch it going like, yeah, I don't know,
[1:12:28] Speaker 4: it kind of seems like that kind of FuG So
[1:12:31] Speaker 4: to finally be in the middle of it and the
[1:12:35] Speaker 4: level of like straight up lies is just it's wild.
[1:12:42] Speaker 1: Get I have it. Yeah, I'll be honest with you.
[1:12:44] Speaker 4: I've been off the internet for like month, but just
[1:12:47] Speaker 4: the ship people have been sending. It's funny you get
[1:12:48] Speaker 4: off the internet and people still.
[1:12:50] Speaker 1: Send you shit.
[1:12:51] Speaker 4: So like these these stories, like women they imagine.
[1:12:55] Speaker 1: Being friends with someone and sending them videos, people sitting
[1:12:59] Speaker 1: on ship talking them. So with my my, my.
[1:13:05] Speaker 2: People aren't doing that. He's still on the internet, on
[1:13:07] Speaker 2: social media, that's what's happening.
[1:13:09] Speaker 1: But when my pronoun bit was everywhere and everybody was
[1:13:12] Speaker 1: talking about it, I would get text from people saying
[1:13:15] Speaker 1: I love you. I just want you to know that,
[1:13:17] Speaker 1: and I'm like, what is happening? What is happening? I
[1:13:21] Speaker 1: I see none of it? But no one ever sent
[1:13:24] Speaker 1: me a clip going, oh, this person's talking about you.
[1:13:27] Speaker 1: That person talking shit.
[1:13:28] Speaker 3: Nobody sent them to him either. Dude, I'm telling you
[1:13:31] Speaker 3: he saw all of this ship for sure. He did,
[1:13:34] Speaker 3: just I just want to prove it because he's talking
[1:13:35] Speaker 3: about he's completely missing the point. He's talking about lies
[1:13:39] Speaker 3: that people are telling about the which is completely around.
[1:13:42] Speaker 1: I mean what he's talking about, he's the actual event.
[1:13:47] Speaker 2: Yeah, and listen and listen. He'll just briefly get and
[1:13:48] Speaker 2: then then I'll cut out of this.
[1:13:50] Speaker 1: Snow women there.
[1:13:51] Speaker 4: He just performed to the Royals. By the time they
[1:13:53] Speaker 4: had done with this ship, they're gonna say I went
[1:13:56] Speaker 4: over there and did a one on one show and
[1:13:58] Speaker 4: of content staring at my toe, and then I left
[1:14:01] Speaker 4: for the head guy, whoever the hell it is over there?
[1:14:03] Speaker 1: Right, Okay, people, I mean that's about that's but that's
[1:14:08] Speaker 1: not what everybody's saying.
[1:14:09] Speaker 3: Exactly, yeah, I don't know, he's completely missed the point.
[1:14:13] Speaker 1: Nobody's saying that. Nobody's like, no, you didn't perform for
[1:14:15] Speaker 1: just women. What we're saying is what people are saying
[1:14:21] Speaker 1: that there is they have they have a record on women.
[1:14:26] Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm saying. I have a record
[1:14:29] Speaker 1: when it comes to women. They have a record when
[1:14:31] Speaker 1: it comes to gays, they have a record when it
[1:14:32] Speaker 1: comes to all their stuff. And again, if you believe
[1:14:36] Speaker 1: nine to eleven, which we on the show don't believe,
[1:14:39] Speaker 1: that's the official story. Uh. And there's other things to
[1:14:42] Speaker 1: get mad at, like Saudi Arabia's funding of the hobbyism,
[1:14:45] Speaker 1: which has done great damage to the Muslim community. I mean,
[1:14:49] Speaker 1: it's why everybody hates Muslims because they've been manipulated by
[1:14:53] Speaker 1: this funding by Saudi Arabia or extremism. So that's why
[1:14:58] Speaker 1: people are upset. You know, I don't I don't care
[1:15:00] Speaker 1: if people went I really don't. I've been to China
[1:15:03] Speaker 1: and did stand up. You know, if these guys would
[1:15:05] Speaker 1: have gone by themselves and not to a festival, we
[1:15:08] Speaker 1: wouldn't even be talking about this. Okay. But you know
[1:15:13] Speaker 1: when you make. You know, Bill Burr, for the longest
[1:15:16] Speaker 1: time everyone thought he was right. I think he was
[1:15:18] Speaker 1: a lot more woke than people think. Like if you
[1:15:21] Speaker 1: study that Philadelphia heckling moment, that kind of blew Bilberr
[1:15:26] Speaker 1: up that if you actually hear what he's saying, it's
[1:15:30] Speaker 1: very woke if you think about it, right, He's like,
[1:15:33] Speaker 1: you guys don't even like you had a real champion
[1:15:35] Speaker 1: and you put a fake white guy statue up. It's
[1:15:38] Speaker 1: like totally woke. So I don't know if he's crazier
[1:15:42] Speaker 1: than he was before. But when you go after people going, hey, dude,
[1:15:47] Speaker 1: why are you doing something for Kadafi when he bombed
[1:15:51] Speaker 1: some Panama plane, And then you go to Saudi Arabia,
[1:15:56] Speaker 1: which ninety nine percent of the population things is behind
[1:15:59] Speaker 1: nine to eleven, you're gonna get ship. Nobody cares about
[1:16:02] Speaker 1: the audience you're performing in front of in terms of
[1:16:04] Speaker 1: who is actually in the room. What we're talking about
[1:16:07] Speaker 1: is taking what he said about them, which is blood money.
[1:16:12] Speaker 1: And it's just like this has gone back to what
[1:16:14] Speaker 1: I've said before. Nobody's authentic except for me, you know,
[1:16:19] Speaker 1: I mean, like it's just the truth. Nobody, not one person. Well,
[1:16:23] Speaker 1: I mean, like, who, who's the authentic person Johnny Dave Smith?
[1:16:26] Speaker 2: Dave Smith's pretty authentic, ain't he?
[1:16:28] Speaker 11: Yeah?
[1:16:28] Speaker 3: I mean, okay, Metzger, Metzger is pretty authentic.
[1:16:32] Speaker 1: Mesker a joke there, and it got a little more
[1:16:34] Speaker 1: serious than I wanted to serious. Okay, my bad. I
[1:16:38] Speaker 1: didn't put on my happy face when I said it.
[1:16:40] Speaker 1: It's a joke. But you know, there's a lot of
[1:16:42] Speaker 1: these guys are the Netflix dudes and all this stuff
[1:16:46] Speaker 1: that are that are like, aren't who they say you?
[1:16:52] Speaker 1: I mean, so many of these feels. If you go
[1:16:54] Speaker 1: back to that Katie Porter clip of that fat California
[1:16:57] Speaker 1: uh girlfriend, he's just a nasty bitch. She's a nasty bitch, right,
[1:17:04] Speaker 1: but she plays like she's open minded and loving and
[1:17:07] Speaker 1: all that stuff. I love, Bill Burr. I just think
[1:17:10] Speaker 1: you should eat it and be like, dude, it was
[1:17:13] Speaker 1: such insane money that I was willing to look past
[1:17:17] Speaker 1: my past comments and take the bag.
[1:17:20] Speaker 5: Just say that you had me cue up this Ari
[1:17:23] Speaker 5: Spears thing. You want to where we start getting problems. Okay,
[1:17:27] Speaker 5: Ari Spears. I've had interactions with him. None of them
[1:17:31] Speaker 5: have been good, really, none of them. He's not a
[1:17:34] Speaker 5: nice person, but he was invited to this. He took
[1:17:38] Speaker 5: the cash. Fine, go do your gig if you want to.
[1:17:41] Speaker 1: But this is him. Let's see if we can find
[1:17:44] Speaker 1: it where he actually what money will make a negro do? Now?
[1:17:47] Speaker 1: Every now and then we get to see him who
[1:17:50] Speaker 1: is no, No, there's an actual comment. But this is gonna
[1:17:53] Speaker 1: show up. See if you can pass forward and it
[1:17:55] Speaker 1: shows it him in his bed commenting on it. If
[1:17:59] Speaker 1: you can find it video or something. Yeah, it is
[1:18:02] Speaker 1: d it's him talking, you know, all right, this is
[1:18:05] Speaker 1: just yeah, let's see, let's see if we get into it.
[1:18:10] Speaker 1: Here we go, Yo, what up?
[1:18:11] Speaker 6: Boy Aery spears here listen, man. I was trying to
[1:18:14] Speaker 6: wait until after I did the festival to go ahead
[1:18:17] Speaker 6: and post what I'm about to post, because I definitely
[1:18:20] Speaker 6: wanted to address this. First of all, big shout out
[1:18:23] Speaker 6: to uh Rehide and the and the citizens of Saudi Arabia.
[1:18:28] Speaker 6: Had a great time.
[1:18:29] Speaker 1: I love y'all. Thank you for the hospitality.
[1:18:32] Speaker 6: Now back to this. So for all the comedians like
[1:18:35] Speaker 6: Mark Maren, David Cross and all the people that were
[1:18:39] Speaker 6: given comic shit because they performed in Saudi Arabia, here's
[1:18:43] Speaker 6: my question. When did America become the moral compass on
[1:18:47] Speaker 6: human decency in human rights?
[1:18:49] Speaker 1: God, I'll be forgettby. He's right at this point, he's
[1:18:54] Speaker 1: this part is correct.
[1:18:56] Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm not America. That doesn't make any You're
[1:18:58] Speaker 2: not America.
[1:19:00] Speaker 1: The government is not paying you to perform. But America
[1:19:04] Speaker 1: is not the moral compass. We've bombed the ship out
[1:19:08] Speaker 1: of Middle East. We've destroyed Latin America, our our intelligence
[1:19:13] Speaker 1: agencies have just annihilated elections. At this point, he's totally correct,
[1:19:19] Speaker 1: but he goes completely off of he's correct for the
[1:19:23] Speaker 1: wrong reasons.
[1:19:24] Speaker 3: Yeah, you're not playing the Kennedy Center honors in the
[1:19:26] Speaker 3: United States every time.
[1:19:28] Speaker 6: Here we go four hundred years of slavery out with
[1:19:33] Speaker 6: for years of murder.
[1:19:35] Speaker 1: Stop. So I'm sorry, guys, I can only go so
[1:19:38] Speaker 1: far with this ship.
[1:19:40] Speaker 2: This is this is that thing you're talking about. Right,
[1:19:42] Speaker 2: if you had like net Yahoo or whatever, you just
[1:19:44] Speaker 2: wouldn't be able to listen to.
[1:19:45] Speaker 1: Well, dude, if you put me in a room with
[1:19:47] Speaker 1: Gavin Newsom, my life would be in danger because I
[1:19:50] Speaker 1: would I would nail him to the cross. I would
[1:19:53] Speaker 1: absolutely annihilate that dude. I have this dream that Adam
[1:19:56] Speaker 1: Carroll asked me to go on when he has Gavin
[1:19:58] Speaker 1: Newsom and I just bring the wood to them. That
[1:20:01] Speaker 1: would be great. So what Ari's talking about right now
[1:20:05] Speaker 1: is he is asking a question about something that happened
[1:20:10] Speaker 1: one hundred two hundred years ago. Like that that is
[1:20:15] Speaker 1: his that is his problem. I mean that, I mean
[1:20:18] Speaker 1: that is the issue right now. Like, do you think
[1:20:20] Speaker 1: he would do a show in a second for Obama
[1:20:23] Speaker 1: who illegally assassinated Momar Kadaffi and has open air slave trade?
[1:20:28] Speaker 1: Can we can we see what Ari Spears take on
[1:20:32] Speaker 1: open aired slave trades? Uh and Libya is because the
[1:20:36] Speaker 1: only thing I ever hear a Black comms talking about
[1:20:38] Speaker 1: is how they would buy a slave for four hundred dollars. Okay,
[1:20:41] Speaker 1: Ari Spears is living a great life. Ari Spears is
[1:20:45] Speaker 1: living an absolutely wonderful life. Now, he's been on shows
[1:20:50] Speaker 1: where he's complained about the money in his bank account,
[1:20:52] Speaker 1: but he's been a touring comedian for decades decades. Your
[1:20:57] Speaker 1: life is really good. Your life is great. You're living
[1:21:00] Speaker 1: a charmed life. Brother. You you mimic people's voices and
[1:21:04] Speaker 1: you get paid to do it. All right, So this
[1:21:07] Speaker 1: complaint you have about America doesn't even have anything to
[1:21:11] Speaker 1: do with what's actually happening in this country right now.
[1:21:14] Speaker 1: You're bringing up some old tropes from a long time ago.
[1:21:18] Speaker 1: Do you think Ari would ever talk about how Africans
[1:21:20] Speaker 1: sold Africans. Do you think that ever comes into his
[1:21:23] Speaker 1: idea who actually owned the slave traits or the fact
[1:21:26] Speaker 1: that the slaves weren't even brought here, that they were
[1:21:29] Speaker 1: already here, they were called moors and they got conquered.
[1:21:32] Speaker 3: She's clear there's plenty of modern shit to talk about.
[1:21:36] Speaker 1: So much he goes, look, hey, well I'm in America.
[1:21:39] Speaker 1: Look what we did to Iraq, Look what we did
[1:21:41] Speaker 1: in Afghanistan. I go, man, good point, Ari, great point.
[1:21:46] Speaker 1: But you go to this lazy ass fucking take of
[1:21:50] Speaker 1: slavery like that's like that has anything to do with
[1:21:53] Speaker 1: your fucking life. You're a charmed guy, Like what are
[1:21:57] Speaker 1: you doing? It's like believable to me, And it's just
[1:22:02] Speaker 1: like it's the worst argument ever. If you just came
[1:22:05] Speaker 1: out Tim Dillon handled it best. I'm taking the bag
[1:22:11] Speaker 1: and then most people will be like, oh dude, that's
[1:22:13] Speaker 1: fucked up. Behind the go I'd take three hundred and
[1:22:15] Speaker 1: fifty thousand dollars to take the fucking bag. If you
[1:22:19] Speaker 1: want to take the bag, take the bag. And Tim
[1:22:22] Speaker 1: Dillon being so honest, costs himself the gig going yeah
[1:22:26] Speaker 1: for three fifty. I watch him cut off hands of
[1:22:28] Speaker 1: guys who got got cast stealing. That's fucking real, dude.
[1:22:33] Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sorry, Joe bombs, So you sent me this?
[1:22:39] Speaker 3: Oh oh, did you want to go to the top
[1:22:40] Speaker 3: two hundred for something?
[1:22:41] Speaker 1: I WoT? So there's this whole notion, Johnny, that the
[1:22:46] Speaker 1: conservative podcasters and that's for them, by the way, for them,
[1:22:52] Speaker 1: Joe Rogan Experience, Andrew Schultz podcast. Who else was it?
[1:22:58] Speaker 1: It was, uh, Tim Dillon and then THEO Vaughn got
[1:23:06] Speaker 1: everybody got Trump elected, and we all know that's not true.
[1:23:10] Speaker 1: It's ridiculous. The point I would say that, just like
[1:23:13] Speaker 1: the Obama's first election, they threw the fight the Republicans
[1:23:17] Speaker 1: through the fight for Obama. They put out John McCain.
[1:23:19] Speaker 1: Everybody hated old white neocons. You push out an old
[1:23:22] Speaker 1: white neacon, We're gonna vote for the charismatic gay black man. Okay,
[1:23:27] Speaker 1: that's what we did. But Trump, it's the same thing.
[1:23:31] Speaker 1: We're over woke shit, We're all over it, and who
[1:23:35] Speaker 1: do you send out the most woke person possible. So
[1:23:38] Speaker 1: this is the thing that everyone's talking about. The conservatives
[1:23:42] Speaker 1: have taken over podcasting and it's destroying everything. And you know,
[1:23:48] Speaker 1: my friend Mark Maren's like, oh, comedy life was better
[1:23:52] Speaker 1: when there were no podcasts, even though the only reason
[1:23:54] Speaker 1: the majority of people know him is through his podcast.
[1:23:57] Speaker 3: Look, Sam, it's because he had that little cameo and
[1:24:01] Speaker 3: almost famous.
[1:24:02] Speaker 1: That's yeah. I mean, so I wanted to take a moment,
[1:24:05] Speaker 1: Johnny and go through the top two hundred. We don't
[1:24:08] Speaker 1: to do it. When you get bored of it, stop it?
[1:24:10] Speaker 2: Well, can I ask you first before we start?
[1:24:12] Speaker 3: Because to me, I think Rogan probably did have an
[1:24:15] Speaker 3: effect on the election.
[1:24:17] Speaker 2: But that's Kamala's fault for not going on the show.
[1:24:20] Speaker 2: That's nothing to do A huge points that she.
[1:24:22] Speaker 1: Wanted to go, but it was a foregone.
[1:24:24] Speaker 2: Conclusion because she y she had no chance.
[1:24:27] Speaker 1: He was annihilating her. She was constantly shooting herself in the.
[1:24:30] Speaker 2: Yeah, she she would annihilate herself.
[1:24:33] Speaker 1: Well that's why I think they put her out.
[1:24:35] Speaker 2: I think you're probably right.
[1:24:37] Speaker 1: So, yeah, Brogan, tell you that Joe Biden and Donald
[1:24:39] Speaker 1: Trump work together to get us to where we are
[1:24:41] Speaker 1: right now. Joe Biden floods the country with illegals, and
[1:24:46] Speaker 1: then Trump does these high profile ice arrests, and now
[1:24:49] Speaker 1: everybody's losing their f in mind, even though no one
[1:24:51] Speaker 1: could show me an Obama ice arrest.
[1:24:54] Speaker 3: I mean, you have Trump trying to you know, nationalize
[1:24:57] Speaker 3: the National Guard and age the Insurrection Act now in Portland.
[1:25:02] Speaker 3: That is such a dangerous president, dude.
[1:25:05] Speaker 1: And it's concerning, and it's concerning, and it's setting the
[1:25:09] Speaker 1: precedent's getting us es to having military people on US territory,
[1:25:14] Speaker 1: and it's setting up martial law.
[1:25:16] Speaker 3: If you're if you're into that, I just encourage you
[1:25:19] Speaker 3: to think about what it will be like when somebody
[1:25:21] Speaker 3: like Obama's back in office and he has those powers
[1:25:24] Speaker 3: that he will.
[1:25:25] Speaker 1: Jeffrey Wilson in the comments section.
[1:25:27] Speaker 2: Yeah, we like that guy, Jeffrey Wilson.
[1:25:29] Speaker 1: We love Jeffrey Wilson.
[1:25:30] Speaker 2: So Rogan, of course number one, you got so I.
[1:25:33] Speaker 1: Want to go through what I want to go through.
[1:25:35] Speaker 1: Johnny is conservative liberal podcast. Want me to keep it tally.
[1:25:39] Speaker 2: I'll keep a running count here.
[1:25:41] Speaker 1: Run it tally mostly of the liberal podcast. So we
[1:25:46] Speaker 1: got Joe Rogan. He they would say he's conservative. I
[1:25:49] Speaker 1: think he's a liberal. Bubble throw Hi under the we'll.
[1:25:51] Speaker 2: Do like what the top twenty, top twenty.
[1:25:54] Speaker 1: No, no, it's the top fifty, and we'll go quick,
[1:25:56] Speaker 1: top fifty. Good hang. I don't know if it's around
[1:26:00] Speaker 1: when Trump was running, but if it was, what do
[1:26:02] Speaker 1: you think Amy Poehler was liberal? SmartLess? And then even
[1:26:06] Speaker 1: though I love I love Will Arnett liberal my past Weekend,
[1:26:10] Speaker 1: we'll throw it into conservative, even though I think he's
[1:26:13] Speaker 1: list The Toast The Toast Liberal Liberal, Liberal John Liberal,
[1:26:20] Speaker 1: John Stuart Liberal, call her Daddy, Liberal, arm their chair,
[1:26:25] Speaker 1: arm armchair expert. Liberal, Conan O'Brien liberal, woo hoo, Liberal,
[1:26:31] Speaker 1: what the fuck? Liberal Giggy's Giggly Squad Liberal Okay, go down,
[1:26:39] Speaker 1: bad Friends, anarchist, The Daily Show. Liberal, Matt and Shane.
[1:26:44] Speaker 1: I don't think they're conservative, but people think Shane is conservative.
[1:26:47] Speaker 1: We'll throw them on the conservative side. And though I
[1:26:49] Speaker 1: don't think they're conservative, not gonna lie liberal The Commercial
[1:26:53] Speaker 1: Break based on the glasses. I could be wrong. Liberal
[1:26:57] Speaker 1: Jusey Scoop love the show, She's a nice chick. Liberal
[1:27:01] Speaker 1: Adam Croll Show Conservative breakfast club. Liberal, small town murder.
[1:27:08] Speaker 1: Not going to get into that because they just talk
[1:27:09] Speaker 1: about murder. The Bobby Jones Bobby Bone Show. I don't know,
[1:27:12] Speaker 1: kill Tony Conservative, laugh with me. I don't know. Handsome
[1:27:17] Speaker 1: Love Fortune, she's one of my favorite people on planet Earth. Liberal.
[1:27:21] Speaker 1: Do you think loss culture? What do you think that is?
[1:27:25] Speaker 2: Well, that's that guy from SNL, right, Bowen Yang, So yeah,
[1:27:28] Speaker 2: what do you think that is? That's conservative obviously.
[1:27:31] Speaker 1: Okay, liberal office ladies, Liberal, Uh, your mom's house, anarchist, okay,
[1:27:37] Speaker 1: the Bayard, I don't know what that is, base yard Okay, wait, wait,
[1:27:43] Speaker 1: don't tell me. No, that's that's liberal. That's liberal. M PR.
[1:27:49] Speaker 1: The Lonely Island.
[1:27:51] Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the SNL Lonely Island. That's that's liberal for sure.
[1:27:54] Speaker 1: Liberal hot takes, I don't know.
[1:27:56] Speaker 2: Smash mod reads, hot topics, that's.
[1:28:02] Speaker 1: All right, we're hot topics, fly on the wall. I'm
[1:28:04] Speaker 1: gonna say they're neutral. I mean a lot of people
[1:28:06] Speaker 1: think David David Spade, so what I would say it's neutral.
[1:28:12] Speaker 1: I'm gonna give it two bears, one cave. Uh you know,
[1:28:15] Speaker 1: I'm gonna say anarchists. Uh so true, Johnny, what do
[1:28:19] Speaker 1: you think so true is I don't know. That looks
[1:28:25] Speaker 1: like a past. I'm gonna say liberal, Okay, I'm gonna
[1:28:28] Speaker 1: say liberal, dumb blonde liberal, are you garbage? I'm gonna
[1:28:33] Speaker 1: say anarchists. How did he get made? Liberal? Flagrant? Right
[1:28:37] Speaker 1: son of a boy dad. I'm gonna go with I
[1:28:41] Speaker 1: don't know. So, I'm not gonna say barstool could be Nateland.
[1:28:45] Speaker 1: I mean they're they're Southerners. I'm gonna go more conservative,
[1:28:48] Speaker 1: even though I don't think they play either side. Tiger
[1:28:51] Speaker 1: Belly anarchists, Stavvey anarchists, the Dollup. I love Garth, Gareth,
[1:28:57] Speaker 1: excuse me, Harry.
[1:28:59] Speaker 2: I love friend, your great old friend Guards.
[1:29:02] Speaker 1: I'm gonna go super liberal Brooks and Jeffrey. I don't
[1:29:07] Speaker 1: know Yack. I don't know. Adam Friedlin is an interesting one.
[1:29:11] Speaker 1: He is, Yeah, he is because he has liberal tendencies. Buddy,
[1:29:14] Speaker 1: he has some conservative takes. The Bart Show. I don't
[1:29:18] Speaker 1: know Tim Dillon. I'm gonna go with conservative, even though
[1:29:21] Speaker 1: he's a gay liberal. I think he's more liberal. He
[1:29:24] Speaker 1: just calls them out. That's it, So, Johnny, will you
[1:29:28] Speaker 1: read the totals? Yeah, we can keep going. I mean,
[1:29:31] Speaker 1: keep going.
[1:29:32] Speaker 3: For liberals, we have five, ten, fifteen, twenty four total, okay,
[1:29:36] Speaker 3: and then for conservatives.
[1:29:39] Speaker 1: What do you think, Sam, it's eight eight eight eight.
[1:29:43] Speaker 1: So this notion that podcasts has become super conservative fascist.
[1:29:48] Speaker 3: And then I'll just I'll just run through them. Really,
[1:29:50] Speaker 3: I mean, it's Keky Palmer.
[1:29:52] Speaker 1: Look at this. Come on, dude, come on, dude, you think.
[1:29:58] Speaker 2: You got these these people here?
[1:30:00] Speaker 1: What do you what do you think that is called him beautiful?
[1:30:03] Speaker 1: What do you think that is? I mean, come on, dude,
[1:30:05] Speaker 1: it's littered.
[1:30:07] Speaker 2: Bill Mar's liberal bonfire.
[1:30:10] Speaker 3: I guess it is more of the anarchy thing you
[1:30:12] Speaker 3: talk about, Dan Soder.
[1:30:13] Speaker 1: I don't know what, but I would put Bill Maher
[1:30:15] Speaker 1: in the liberal.
[1:30:17] Speaker 2: Yeah I did, I said liberal.
[1:30:19] Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, you can just go through it. It's
[1:30:21] Speaker 1: more than conservative. This notion that it's like somehow turned
[1:30:26] Speaker 1: into a fucking a clan rally, it's like absolutely ridiculous.
[1:30:31] Speaker 1: It's absolutely ridiculous.
[1:30:33] Speaker 3: This guy says, I'm a lifelong Democrat loser. What are
[1:30:37] Speaker 3: you talking about, dude. I was a registered Republican on
[1:30:41] Speaker 3: the day I could register to vote, so I could
[1:30:43] Speaker 3: vote for Ron Paul. And that's all I've ever been.
[1:30:46] Speaker 3: You're an idiot. Yeah, sorry, I'm with you.
[1:30:50] Speaker 1: I'm with you.
[1:30:51] Speaker 2: I just want to make sure we don't have anything pressing.
[1:30:54] Speaker 1: Ask what about the Dave Sarah show. I'm gonna go
[1:30:57] Speaker 1: what do you think, Dave Sarah? What do you think?
[1:30:59] Speaker 1: He said?
[1:31:01] Speaker 2: I don't know, dude, what I would go with?
[1:31:04] Speaker 1: Anarchist of regarded? Yeah there was.
[1:31:08] Speaker 3: There's the thing where you can text with Jesus. Uh,
[1:31:11] Speaker 3: but I'll save that something interesting.
[1:31:13] Speaker 1: Nick Mullen, who I think is the funniest guy, just
[1:31:16] Speaker 1: did a video from endorsing Muldaney. I just, dude, that
[1:31:25] Speaker 1: guy's the most anarchist dude. I know, how can you
[1:31:27] Speaker 1: be for a socialist? I just it's crazy to me,
[1:31:31] Speaker 1: Like if you listen to what this guy said, like
[1:31:34] Speaker 1: he doesn't want cops. I mean, do you I understand? God?
[1:31:38] Speaker 14: Yeah, the guy doesn't want cops is.
[1:31:43] Speaker 1: Such a fucking savage. I mean, he's one of my
[1:31:47] Speaker 1: favorite podcaster.
[1:31:49] Speaker 2: You sent me this video just to lighten things up
[1:31:52] Speaker 2: a little bit of this woman refusing to let people
[1:31:57] Speaker 2: pass her on the airplane until.
[1:31:59] Speaker 1: Her daughteranity, until her insanity.
[1:32:03] Speaker 3: Okay, so this woman at the front here in the
[1:32:05] Speaker 3: purple Uh, you know, she kind of looks like she
[1:32:07] Speaker 3: goes to the uh the Katie Porter fitness school here. Uh,
[1:32:11] Speaker 3: she's waiting for her daughter to be allowed to pass
[1:32:15] Speaker 3: all these people in line to get off this plane
[1:32:17] Speaker 3: before she will unblock with her fat ass the aisle.
[1:32:21] Speaker 2: And let everybody leave. I'm gonna play now, man, what.
[1:32:27] Speaker 1: Is wrong with you?
[1:32:29] Speaker 8: I would hate to do.
[1:32:31] Speaker 18: No wonder if she's back.
[1:32:32] Speaker 1: I've asked you what we don't tell this because I
[1:32:38] Speaker 1: haven't said anything.
[1:32:40] Speaker 9: I haven't said anything.
[1:32:46] Speaker 18: I mean, I'm.
[1:32:51] Speaker 14: Until she can get up here her company.
[1:32:55] Speaker 1: They're trying to come from the back of the plane
[1:32:56] Speaker 1: and get off. That's what she was. It's gonna be hard.
[1:33:06] Speaker 9: You haven't been honest walking off.
[1:33:09] Speaker 5: I mean, you have a business something, somebody.
[1:33:20] Speaker 1: The problem from long you are?
[1:33:25] Speaker 21: You are not I'm solver, You're you are a problem.
[1:33:39] Speaker 1: You're trying to get out and.
[1:33:42] Speaker 2: You know the typical situation.
[1:33:44] Speaker 1: When she gets out of the way and everyone leaves,
[1:33:46] Speaker 1: it's like it's like, yes, people don't teach their children
[1:33:51] Speaker 1: how to get off a plane, which is wait for
[1:33:53] Speaker 1: your fucking aisle.
[1:33:55] Speaker 3: Okay, where you just had so many mfs from this lady.
[1:34:00] Speaker 3: I hope YouTube is really just gonna let us go.
[1:34:02] Speaker 5: It seems like live YouTube or doing you a favorite.
[1:34:10] Speaker 1: It's just unbelievable, and everyone just sits there and it's
[1:34:13] Speaker 1: like I said, guys, you're never ever ever gonna live
[1:34:17] Speaker 1: in a proper society as long as you have political correctness,
[1:34:22] Speaker 1: as long as everyone will sit there and take that ship.
[1:34:25] Speaker 1: It says, saying, get out of the way, we gotta go,
[1:34:30] Speaker 1: get out of this. Yeah, some say get these snakes
[1:34:33] Speaker 1: off the plane, get out of the way. Nobody, dude, nobody.
[1:34:40] Speaker 3: It's just so infuriating to watch because all you hear
[1:34:43] Speaker 3: is about how men are causing all the problems in society.
[1:34:46] Speaker 2: When do you ever see a guy just blocking an
[1:34:48] Speaker 2: aisle on a plane.
[1:34:48] Speaker 1: Waiting for it? Never, dude.
[1:34:50] Speaker 2: And really, she's like, we're gonna scam them. We're gonna
[1:34:52] Speaker 2: get off this plane first for everybody else. I'm gonna
[1:34:55] Speaker 2: tell him now I gotta wait for my dog.
[1:34:56] Speaker 1: Listen to this, Lean cannon Lia's Karen says, you people
[1:35:01] Speaker 1: are so racist. What are you talking about? Like, like,
[1:35:05] Speaker 1: this is what I'm saying, dude. That's a reaction to that. Everybody,
[1:35:12] Speaker 1: everybody in the comments section, everybody on the plane. The
[1:35:15] Speaker 1: two guys on the show where the racist? What's racist
[1:35:19] Speaker 1: about it? If it was, it could be Karen. Karen
[1:35:22] Speaker 1: is a white woman.
[1:35:23] Speaker 3: When you think of a Karen and a Karen could
[1:35:25] Speaker 3: absolutely do the same thing.
[1:35:27] Speaker 1: That we would all be calling her a Karen.
[1:35:30] Speaker 2: Yeah, this is a this is a Kaisha or something.
[1:35:33] Speaker 1: You know when you come up with that, you're a Kayisha?
[1:35:36] Speaker 2: What's a black Karen?
[1:35:37] Speaker 1: I don't know. Let's call her Alisa. What is step
[1:35:40] Speaker 1: Cury's girl, isn't it? Aha? Aha? You're because Karen? So
[1:35:46] Speaker 1: Kayisha's Aisha. There you go, Johnny.
[1:35:50] Speaker 3: Uh, let's what We're just gonna do the questions in
[1:35:54] Speaker 3: the I think, I just.
[1:35:56] Speaker 1: I mean, it's just absolutely insanity, Like that's the people
[1:36:00] Speaker 1: that someone's reaction. If someone being so stupid and selfish
[1:36:05] Speaker 1: that you're worry hate. Hate is a worst thought than
[1:36:12] Speaker 1: inconveniencing people's life. There's people behind there trying to catch
[1:36:16] Speaker 1: flights and you won't get off the plane. Lady who
[1:36:20] Speaker 1: has works at the post office energy, so I wanted to.
[1:36:24] Speaker 3: I talked about this on TIMPOI hap briefly, but I
[1:36:26] Speaker 3: didn't have it. Cue this is I saw this creepy
[1:36:29] Speaker 3: billboard in La and it was just like a pendent.
[1:36:31] Speaker 3: You were around your neck and it just said, like
[1:36:33] Speaker 3: do you need a friend or something? This is this
[1:36:36] Speaker 3: is where AI is taking us, and it is it
[1:36:38] Speaker 3: is uh deeply worrying to me.
[1:36:41] Speaker 1: Check this out.
[1:36:55] Speaker 8: I don't know how to mover. That's fair, all right,
[1:37:05] Speaker 8: let's gone.
[1:37:08] Speaker 1: Let me show you had a game, bro Okay, come on,
[1:37:16] Speaker 1: come on man, I hate this game.
[1:37:20] Speaker 8: Take notes baby.
[1:37:22] Speaker 1: Oh man, you guys sold brobly, look like, let's go.
[1:37:27] Speaker 1: What how did you do.
[1:37:30] Speaker 7: That?
[1:37:30] Speaker 1: I just talked smack.
[1:37:33] Speaker 8: Yeah, I know the effects are crazy.
[1:37:39] Speaker 1: It's dank.
[1:37:40] Speaker 13: I could eat one of these every day.
[1:37:45] Speaker 8: Sorry, I got you messy.
[1:37:48] Speaker 1: It's really nice up here. How'd you find this books?
[1:37:51] Speaker 1: I don't know.
[1:37:53] Speaker 8: I just kind of like to come up here to
[1:37:55] Speaker 8: be by myself. I've never brought anybody else. I mean,
[1:37:59] Speaker 8: asides Harry. She goes everywhere with you, right, you.
[1:38:08] Speaker 1: See, you know you want smash smash? What the thing said,
[1:38:17] Speaker 1: let him hit it, let him crush that ship.
[1:38:22] Speaker 2: Isn't that creepy?
[1:38:23] Speaker 1: Dude? Yeah, it is creepy. Go talk to somebody.
[1:38:26] Speaker 3: And they bought the U r L friend dot Com.
[1:38:28] Speaker 3: They bought the U r L Friend dot com. The
[1:38:30] Speaker 3: guy spent there's a so much that cost. I think
[1:38:33] Speaker 3: it was four million dollars or something like that for Friend.
[1:38:35] Speaker 1: My god, imagine being the person was smart enough to
[1:38:38] Speaker 1: get Friends dot com. I imagine that.
[1:38:41] Speaker 2: I think it's friend dot com.
[1:38:43] Speaker 3: Uh yeah, And the guy talked about he spent Yeah,
[1:38:45] Speaker 3: it's friend dot com dot com. And he spent more
[1:38:47] Speaker 3: of his money on that than any other marketing experience
[1:38:51] Speaker 3: was just on buying the U r L. But dude,
[1:38:53] Speaker 3: I'm telling you that's the future. There's rumors, Well there's
[1:38:55] Speaker 3: not rumors. They said, Like Johnny I, the guy that
[1:38:58] Speaker 3: used to be the kind of the soul of Apple
[1:39:00] Speaker 3: who left Apple a couple.
[1:39:01] Speaker 1: Of years ago.
[1:39:02] Speaker 3: He has a product with Sam Altman that is supposed
[1:39:05] Speaker 3: to revolution they they say, is going to revolutionize, uh
[1:39:09] Speaker 3: the the AI interactive kind of device format.
[1:39:13] Speaker 2: They won't say what it is.
[1:39:14] Speaker 3: They say, it's not glasses, it's not a watch, obviously,
[1:39:18] Speaker 3: not a phone.
[1:39:19] Speaker 1: It's a brain chip.
[1:39:21] Speaker 2: That's what I'm wondering.
[1:39:22] Speaker 1: Like it left if you can't carry it, what's left
[1:39:27] Speaker 1: in your butt?
[1:39:28] Speaker 2: It's gotta be Yeah.
[1:39:30] Speaker 1: It's like, dude, we have this totally interactive butt plug.
[1:39:33] Speaker 1: It's the most advanced AI we've ever had.
[1:39:37] Speaker 2: He just kind of squeezed when you want to talk
[1:39:38] Speaker 2: to it.
[1:39:39] Speaker 1: Yeah, you just got it like squeeze or maybe fart
[1:39:41] Speaker 1: and it talks to you.
[1:39:43] Speaker 2: Boy, that was a stinky one.
[1:39:45] Speaker 3: Kill Bill is coming back to theaters and they're playing
[1:39:48] Speaker 3: like because Tarantino always says, you know that they're meant
[1:39:51] Speaker 3: to be shown as one, and they're gonna have like
[1:39:52] Speaker 3: a lot of ex they.
[1:39:53] Speaker 1: Wanted it, and then Wine seems like break it up
[1:39:56] Speaker 1: and he was smart. He's smart.
[1:39:59] Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, well money wise, yeah, absolutely, yeah. I mean
[1:40:02] Speaker 2: leave it to Weinstein.
[1:40:03] Speaker 3: Weinstein uh to make a little extra money off of
[1:40:07] Speaker 3: Quentin Tarantino. But it's coming back to theaters now as one.
[1:40:10] Speaker 3: I'm looking forward to that. I'm gonna go see it.
[1:40:12] Speaker 3: It's got some bonus footage too.
[1:40:13] Speaker 1: J'll Bill one is one of the greatest movies of
[1:40:15] Speaker 1: all time. The two movies have two different energies, but
[1:40:19] Speaker 1: the first one is the is amazing. It's like one
[1:40:23] Speaker 1: of the best movies ever made. Amazon amzzon Moving Amazing.
[1:40:29] Speaker 3: David Cross, we won't get into it that we kind
[1:40:31] Speaker 3: of set our spiel on riodd, but David Cross. If
[1:40:34] Speaker 3: you want to see it, just go look it up.
[1:40:35] Speaker 3: David Cross had some interesting things to say about everybody
[1:40:38] Speaker 3: going going to I just.
[1:40:40] Speaker 1: Don't know why they don't say I just took the bag,
[1:40:43] Speaker 1: just took the bag, just own it. That's why Tim
[1:40:46] Speaker 1: Dillon still gets love. Hey, he got fired, but people
[1:40:49] Speaker 1: are gonna, yeah, I'm taking the bag, Tim. It's probably
[1:40:52] Speaker 1: the smartest thing he ever freaking did.
[1:40:54] Speaker 3: We got a few questions from our friends over at Patreon,
[1:40:56] Speaker 3: just a handful here.
[1:40:59] Speaker 1: Let's see.
[1:41:02] Speaker 3: Well, okay, so this is mostly meant to be questions.
[1:41:05] Speaker 3: This guy want has a project for Sam that he
[1:41:07] Speaker 3: needs he needs help with. It's not really kind of
[1:41:10] Speaker 3: the Q and A we're looking for, like, can you
[1:41:12] Speaker 3: do a project with Sam Adam. I appreciate that, though,
[1:41:16] Speaker 3: if you want to describe it there and then we'll
[1:41:18] Speaker 3: discuss it on the show. Maybe let's do that next
[1:41:21] Speaker 3: time you you described the project and then we will
[1:41:24] Speaker 3: talk about it on the show.
[1:41:26] Speaker 2: Tony Ruiz just commented paypig, So thank you for that, Tony.
[1:41:30] Speaker 2: Hopefully that doesn't get us in trouble on YouTube. Here's
[1:41:34] Speaker 2: a question.
[1:41:35] Speaker 3: Yeah, we said MF for a black lady said MF
[1:41:37] Speaker 3: for like eight times.
[1:41:38] Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, it's not us, you're racist. According to that
[1:41:42] Speaker 1: one woman.
[1:41:43] Speaker 3: Tony Ruiz says, is Ryan Mata, Ian Carroll and the
[1:41:47] Speaker 3: lot going to be in jail next time the Dems
[1:41:49] Speaker 3: get power. And do you think this is some twelve
[1:41:53] Speaker 3: D chess? For example, Antifa and illegals are needed in
[1:41:56] Speaker 3: order to enact in our Insurrection Act, which gives uh wait, okay,
[1:42:02] Speaker 3: which gives plenary authority. I don't know, so no more
[1:42:05] Speaker 3: judicial branch? What LEAs talking about?
[1:42:07] Speaker 1: That way?
[1:42:07] Speaker 3: If Epstein, the Epstein list comes out, the people will
[1:42:10] Speaker 3: be arrested on site without judge and jury. And who
[1:42:14] Speaker 3: says the list will even be close to legit now
[1:42:16] Speaker 3: that there's no trust whatsoever, now that there's no trust
[1:42:19] Speaker 3: whatsoever in the FBI slash CIA. There's never been trust
[1:42:22] Speaker 3: in the FBI or the CIA. But I get, what
[1:42:24] Speaker 3: do you think about that? Do you think there's a
[1:42:26] Speaker 3: chance we see like content creators getting arrested.
[1:42:30] Speaker 1: If we get in the martial law? Yeah for sure,
[1:42:34] Speaker 1: I mean, and that's why. But I know somebody that
[1:42:37] Speaker 1: is close to me that lives in California that goes
[1:42:42] Speaker 1: weekly to ICE protests and I'm like, that's the dumbest
[1:42:47] Speaker 1: shit I've ever heard in my life. Because now we've
[1:42:49] Speaker 1: got your faith weekly every every weekend, they show it's
[1:42:53] Speaker 1: really working.
[1:42:54] Speaker 2: Huh if you have to do it weekly.
[1:42:56] Speaker 1: So it's just it's so stupid. It's just like, now
[1:42:59] Speaker 1: you're faces in the data. Now my face has been
[1:43:02] Speaker 1: in the data. I've said it before. I'm thinking about
[1:43:04] Speaker 1: making basketball jerseys that says FEMA and just like the
[1:43:08] Speaker 1: number nine because I'm met funny, you know, because that's
[1:43:12] Speaker 1: gonna be my FEMA camp number number nine, number nine.
[1:43:15] Speaker 1: So number nine, number nine, number nine, right. So I
[1:43:21] Speaker 1: just think it's definitely I mean, remember that Doctor Dre
[1:43:27] Speaker 1: halftime show was on FEMA camp houses. Yes, yeah, and
[1:43:31] Speaker 1: they always tell you what's coming.
[1:43:33] Speaker 2: Doctor Dre said, nothing new, it is Doctor Dres dead.
[1:43:36] Speaker 1: Uh.
[1:43:37] Speaker 3: Nick Ford says, Candice has to be under the truth, right,
[1:43:40] Speaker 3: I dude, I think so. I think so that a
[1:43:42] Speaker 3: lot of people. It was interesting, like even like Bridget Fantasy,
[1:43:44] Speaker 3: who we've had on the show, is coming out against her,
[1:43:46] Speaker 3: saying that she's peddling conspiracies and that.
[1:43:50] Speaker 1: I just don't understand this, dude, I don't understand any
[1:43:53] Speaker 1: of it. It's just so much of it is fucking programming, Okay,
[1:43:57] Speaker 1: and it's just everyone's getting outed right now. So so
[1:44:01] Speaker 1: you say she's a conspiracy theorist, which, by the way,
[1:44:04] Speaker 1: if you're not a conspiracy theorist, you're an idiot. Dana
[1:44:07] Speaker 1: sending me Stup Peters videos. Okay, my brother, he's sending
[1:44:11] Speaker 1: me Stup Peterson videos. I mean they were the most
[1:44:14] Speaker 1: woke ever. What's his take on it? He thinks he
[1:44:19] Speaker 1: thinks it was Dude, if you don't think that was
[1:44:23] Speaker 1: a full on, organized intelligence military hit, you are lost.
[1:44:29] Speaker 1: And now again, now it's starting to come out. Okay,
[1:44:31] Speaker 1: wasn't the gun that they said, or the or the
[1:44:34] Speaker 1: bullet that they Dude, They're just it's layers on layers
[1:44:38] Speaker 1: of the seat is literally Arlington Road, dude.
[1:44:41] Speaker 3: And why aren't we hearing anything about Why aren't there
[1:44:43] Speaker 3: press conferences daily updating us on the interest in this
[1:44:47] Speaker 3: is so hot? You would the police normally when there's
[1:44:49] Speaker 3: this kind of press interest and and you know, just
[1:44:52] Speaker 3: interest of the general public. They're doing press conferences constantly,
[1:44:55] Speaker 3: keep it keeping us updated on.
[1:44:56] Speaker 1: But every day it's like a bullet came from a
[1:44:58] Speaker 1: different angle. I'm over it. I'm like, dude, it was
[1:45:01] Speaker 1: a hit, That's why they cleaned it up. It's so
[1:45:04] Speaker 1: deep that they got Utah Valley whatever to clean up
[1:45:09] Speaker 1: the crime scene. The crime scene, and like, I literally
[1:45:13] Speaker 1: think he was in a hornet's nest of assassins, just
[1:45:17] Speaker 1: like I said about JFK. Just like John Wick movies
[1:45:21] Speaker 1: where the hit goes out and everybody pulls out a
[1:45:24] Speaker 1: flip phone. That's exactly what it is. Everybody there was
[1:45:28] Speaker 1: a layer to see. So now you got that George
[1:45:30] Speaker 1: Zing guy who's guy's like I shot him, killed me
[1:45:34] Speaker 1: trying to take the attention he gets. He goes to
[1:45:37] Speaker 1: the hospital. They he's telling people they paid him to
[1:45:39] Speaker 1: say it. Now he gets a CP charge. Now nobody
[1:45:43] Speaker 1: could talk to him. I mean, dude, they literally sacrifice
[1:45:46] Speaker 1: that guy to sacrifice the guy crazy.
[1:45:50] Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like he's like a patsy for a patsy.
[1:45:53] Speaker 1: He's a patsy that yeah, the Patsy's are And like
[1:45:56] Speaker 1: still convinced me that Tyler Robinson's real. I mean show
[1:46:02] Speaker 1: I mean, dude, when he when he was in his
[1:46:06] Speaker 1: when he was getting arraigned, they didn't even show him
[1:46:11] Speaker 1: anything from him. We just see what could easily be
[1:46:13] Speaker 1: AI videos.
[1:46:17] Speaker 3: To give credit to bridget fantasy. I just want this
[1:46:19] Speaker 3: is her response to those texts. Was the text that
[1:46:24] Speaker 3: Josh Hammer put out kind of defending himself. He said,
[1:46:28] Speaker 3: this made me cry because I still can't believe he's gone.
[1:46:30] Speaker 3: And it's a tragedy that in the aftermath of his
[1:46:33] Speaker 3: death it has been overshadowed by certain podcasters grotesque hijacking
[1:46:38] Speaker 3: of his assassination for fame, power and money instead of
[1:46:41] Speaker 3: his legacy.
[1:46:42] Speaker 1: It's just unbelievable to me. So the acceptable thing that
[1:46:46] Speaker 1: isn't a power graph for fame is that a transferry
[1:46:49] Speaker 1: person did it. And this is what happened after the
[1:46:52] Speaker 1: Vegas shooting. I would go on radio shows and they
[1:46:54] Speaker 1: would ambush me and they would like people died. I go, yeah,
[1:46:58] Speaker 1: and we should get the real kill because if it
[1:47:00] Speaker 1: was my family member, I would want the actual person
[1:47:03] Speaker 1: who did it and not some freaking patsy. And it's
[1:47:06] Speaker 1: the same exact thing, like to sit there and go
[1:47:09] Speaker 1: people asking questions like how are you the the sane,
[1:47:13] Speaker 1: intelligent person when you're deep throating the FBI's narrative, would
[1:47:17] Speaker 1: show me, show me FBI case that they got right,
[1:47:23] Speaker 1: show me it.
[1:47:24] Speaker 3: This feels like as big and unmasking as we've had
[1:47:27] Speaker 3: in a while. I mean, I know, like the Gaza
[1:47:28] Speaker 3: stuff kind of was, but this feels to me like
[1:47:31] Speaker 3: like you're really seeing who's open minded and who's actually
[1:47:34] Speaker 3: interested in the truth versus who just wants Well.
[1:47:37] Speaker 1: It's a great unmasking, Johnny, for sure, we're finding out
[1:47:43] Speaker 1: who was artificially pushed to the front, and they're these
[1:47:48] Speaker 1: people are all calling in their favors and these people,
[1:47:51] Speaker 1: and these people are going to basically destroy their own
[1:47:56] Speaker 1: brand because they have to, because they know they wouldn't
[1:47:58] Speaker 1: be there unless they unless these people artificially invisible hand
[1:48:04] Speaker 1: athro Turf their rise, or if.
[1:48:06] Speaker 3: They don't want to end up like Charlie Kirk. I
[1:48:08] Speaker 3: I to not to speak ill of the dead, but
[1:48:10] Speaker 3: think about what those texts say about him. He stopped
[1:48:13] Speaker 3: getting money from the Israel people, and now he's like,
[1:48:17] Speaker 3: I'm not pro Israel anymore.
[1:48:18] Speaker 1: I mean he people trying to tell me that Charlie
[1:48:21] Speaker 1: Kirk wasn't wasn't offered one hundred and fifty million dollars, right,
[1:48:26] Speaker 1: which is like double the t what's it called tp
[1:48:32] Speaker 1: USA or whatever.
[1:48:33] Speaker 2: It is yeah, Turning Point, Yeah, Turning Point.
[1:48:35] Speaker 1: USA, which is double their budget. And I find that
[1:48:39] Speaker 1: number very interesting because bar Weiss is that how you
[1:48:41] Speaker 1: say her name is Barry Weiss, Barry Weiss. That was
[1:48:44] Speaker 1: the number she was offered for her incredibly small, incredibly
[1:48:50] Speaker 1: small YouTube show. Yeah, made no sense. Everybody was confused
[1:48:54] Speaker 1: by that. I mean, dude, there, you could get a
[1:48:56] Speaker 1: million podcasts. You could buy a clump of podcast for
[1:49:00] Speaker 1: that money. That get you way more views than that
[1:49:02] Speaker 1: guy that chick does. But again, it's the tribe. We
[1:49:06] Speaker 1: all know that, and it's just everybody using old tropes
[1:49:12] Speaker 1: about about how you know, uh, these people run the media.
[1:49:17] Speaker 1: Those people run the media. It's dead. It's dead. They
[1:49:21] Speaker 1: bought CBS, they bought Paramount, they bought TikTok. It's so obvious.
[1:49:25] Speaker 1: It's it's a total plan. And guess what, Johnny, they're
[1:49:28] Speaker 1: still losing. They're still losing. It's so crazy to me.
[1:49:33] Speaker 2: You want to get to our pay pigs now and
[1:49:34] Speaker 2: finish this thing.
[1:49:35] Speaker 1: Yeah, finish. Let's hear what the pay pigs have to say.
[1:49:38] Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say it.
[1:49:39] Speaker 3: If they want to get us for that, if they
[1:49:41] Speaker 3: really want to get us for that let them come.
[1:49:43] Speaker 1: Let us dance.
[1:49:45] Speaker 2: Yeah, so this were super chats, super chest.
[1:49:50] Speaker 1: Jeffrey Wilson said, black nobility. He's totally right, He's totally right.
[1:49:55] Speaker 1: The Bank of England has destroyed India, Russia, China, Germany,
[1:50:03] Speaker 1: the Middle East, Latin America, and now they're trying to
[1:50:07] Speaker 1: destroy the United States and Iran. They are imploding them
[1:50:13] Speaker 1: from the inside. This is the game plan done over
[1:50:16] Speaker 1: and over and over again. And you look how lost
[1:50:18] Speaker 1: India is now. That used to be a proper country.
[1:50:21] Speaker 1: Their wealth was extracted. China just basically off all the
[1:50:26] Speaker 1: creative people in the country. Russia, same thing. And you know,
[1:50:30] Speaker 1: we have this thing where we can't criticize certain groups
[1:50:32] Speaker 1: because awful things happened to them in the nineteen forties.
[1:50:35] Speaker 1: Well then why can we make fun of China and Russia?
[1:50:38] Speaker 1: Why they had any way worse? It's like my joke too.
[1:50:42] Speaker 1: The Russians also committed a horrible mass murdering of polls
[1:50:48] Speaker 1: during the war where they went into this one Johney.
[1:50:51] Speaker 1: The Russians merked Russians, you know what I'm saying, Like
[1:50:55] Speaker 1: Chinese merk Chinese. Nobody even talks about the demicide which
[1:50:59] Speaker 1: was the Japanese killing fourteen million Chinese during World War Two?
[1:51:05] Speaker 1: Nobody talks about that.
[1:51:06] Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and it was yeah, and then the Russians
[1:51:08] Speaker 3: actually joined the war at the end and kind of
[1:51:10] Speaker 3: helped liberate some of those areas.
[1:51:12] Speaker 2: But just a disaster or did you have something else?
[1:51:15] Speaker 1: I'm sorry, No, that's it. I mean, it's just like
[1:51:17] Speaker 1: we're just living in a crazy time right now, where
[1:51:22] Speaker 1: like the truth is scaring people because they're programming is
[1:51:29] Speaker 1: at odds with the facts that are coming in. So
[1:51:31] Speaker 1: you you say, it's definitely not this country. It's absolutely
[1:51:35] Speaker 1: ridiculous because you are ignoring all this history and now
[1:51:39] Speaker 1: we live in a society where lying is acceptable. There's
[1:51:44] Speaker 1: no punishment for lying. We used to be proper. Again,
[1:51:47] Speaker 1: if you went back to politically incorrect, people would act proper.
[1:51:52] Speaker 1: But because they're allowed to act like a fool, okay
[1:51:57] Speaker 1: without any repercussions, you're never going to change anything. Yeah.
[1:52:01] Speaker 3: Yeah, in a world where it's almost an unpardonable offense
[1:52:05] Speaker 3: to accuse someone of lying about certain things, Uh, you
[1:52:09] Speaker 3: just can't police you can't police it.
[1:52:11] Speaker 1: You're totally right.
[1:52:11] Speaker 2: By the way, I finally saw naked gun a couple
[1:52:14] Speaker 2: of times. Dude, that was so good man, it was
[1:52:17] Speaker 2: so fun.
[1:52:17] Speaker 3: Well, I saw it first with my dad because me
[1:52:21] Speaker 3: and my dad used to watch those movies together when
[1:52:22] Speaker 3: I was a kid. And when I was home a
[1:52:24] Speaker 3: couple of weeks ago, I saw it with him and
[1:52:25] Speaker 3: it was I saw it at home. It was so funny, man,
[1:52:28] Speaker 3: it was just it was like the old I loved
[1:52:30] Speaker 3: Leslie Nielsen as a kid.
[1:52:31] Speaker 16: Man.
[1:52:32] Speaker 1: I just feel bad because, like I think, people are
[1:52:34] Speaker 1: just over movies now.
[1:52:36] Speaker 3: It was the perfect length though, it's like a what
[1:52:38] Speaker 3: eighty minutes or something in and out.
[1:52:41] Speaker 1: Yeah, people are just over movies right now. It's like
[1:52:43] Speaker 1: The Rocks Smashing Machine was the worst opening he's ever had,
[1:52:47] Speaker 1: and everyone loves that movie. Yeah, they said, nobody once
[1:52:52] Speaker 1: saw it. It's just like we're so distracted now that
[1:52:55] Speaker 1: that medium is gonna die. And that's why indie films
[1:52:58] Speaker 1: are gonna come back, because you could spend two, three
[1:53:02] Speaker 1: to five million on a movie. If it makes eight million,
[1:53:06] Speaker 1: you made your money back. Yeah.
[1:53:08] Speaker 2: No, you're totally right.
[1:53:09] Speaker 3: And and the reason it's dying is because Hollywood just
[1:53:12] Speaker 3: won't commit to these old white guys to carry it.
[1:53:14] Speaker 3: You know, they got to start developing talent again. They
[1:53:18] Speaker 3: you know what I mean, like they went away from
[1:53:20] Speaker 3: kind of investing in building You remember, Hollywood studios used
[1:53:23] Speaker 3: to build stars. They used to like almost like they were,
[1:53:27] Speaker 3: you know, an NBA team.
[1:53:28] Speaker 1: What it used the mechanism to do that, Johnny.
[1:53:30] Speaker 2: But it used to be the studio system, but it
[1:53:32] Speaker 2: doesn't exist now.
[1:53:33] Speaker 1: Yeah, well it's it's it's also like this, Johnny. It's like,
[1:53:37] Speaker 1: the minute you have an opinion, the person who doesn't
[1:53:40] Speaker 1: like your opinion hate you. That's where we are right now.
[1:53:45] Speaker 1: It's either you agree with me or I hate you.
[1:53:47] Speaker 1: And to go on any podcast, you have to be authentic, dude.
[1:53:52] Speaker 1: That's it.
[1:53:52] Speaker 3: Jason Biggs went on blocks that uh you know what's
[1:53:55] Speaker 3: his names podcast?
[1:53:57] Speaker 1: Yeah, with Neil Brean.
[1:53:59] Speaker 2: Noil Brennan's podcat And it's pretty interesting to listen to that.
[1:54:01] Speaker 1: Jason Bigs.
[1:54:02] Speaker 3: If you don't know the guy from American Pie, the
[1:54:04] Speaker 3: Pie Effort, Yeah, he he just talks about kind of
[1:54:07] Speaker 3: that whole like him turning down because he thought he
[1:54:09] Speaker 3: was too good for TV.
[1:54:10] Speaker 2: How I Met Your Mother, which would have just I mean,
[1:54:14] Speaker 2: you know, would have made his career.
[1:54:16] Speaker 1: At that time be a movie star was too big
[1:54:19] Speaker 1: for TV.
[1:54:19] Speaker 2: Yeah, he was right at the end of it that
[1:54:22] Speaker 2: that period. But anyway, that's a little far afield. We'll
[1:54:25] Speaker 2: get into your last shot here for to do super chats.
[1:54:29] Speaker 2: We're gonna read those. This is from Christopher Man. See
[1:54:31] Speaker 2: me much love from Australia. Come down Under sometime. You've
[1:54:35] Speaker 2: been down there before, right.
[1:54:36] Speaker 1: I've done it. I love it. It's just right now.
[1:54:38] Speaker 1: My kid's age. I don't want to leave him for
[1:54:40] Speaker 1: two weeks and it was long for me to go there.
[1:54:43] Speaker 1: I'll mind the flight because they put you in international.
[1:54:45] Speaker 1: It's like sleep. You get to sleep and basically your
[1:54:48] Speaker 1: own you know, yeah, Cuba hole. But I just I
[1:54:52] Speaker 1: can't leave my kids for two weeks.
[1:54:54] Speaker 2: You may tell you a little cheat Cobro if you're
[1:54:57] Speaker 2: doing that. If you're flying business or first, you can
[1:54:58] Speaker 2: get into the Quantus Lounge in Lax It is the
[1:55:02] Speaker 2: best lounge in.
[1:55:05] Speaker 1: The latest over. No, listen, I can't believe you let
[1:55:08] Speaker 1: me even talk to you with making eye contact.
[1:55:10] Speaker 2: You're such who knows if I'm making eye contact with
[1:55:13] Speaker 2: those glasses and I can't tell.
[1:55:15] Speaker 1: Uh.
[1:55:15] Speaker 3: It's they have a restaurant in there. They bring you
[1:55:18] Speaker 3: a waiter brings you a menu. It's just all zeros
[1:55:21] Speaker 3: next to everything. It's all free, and they come it's
[1:55:23] Speaker 3: like all it's it's like a five star restaurant.
[1:55:26] Speaker 2: Where they just bring you whatever you want for nothing.
[1:55:28] Speaker 1: And you heard that Europe is making it so if
[1:55:31] Speaker 1: you don't get a digital ID when you go there,
[1:55:33] Speaker 1: you can't go there.
[1:55:35] Speaker 3: Well, I know they did the thing recently where you
[1:55:39] Speaker 3: have to again. Now do uh like apply for a
[1:55:43] Speaker 3: travel visa every time? You can do it like a
[1:55:45] Speaker 3: month before, a couple of weeks before. But no, I
[1:55:47] Speaker 3: didn't know that digital iven required digital idea.
[1:55:49] Speaker 1: Yes, I'm never going to see Italy.
[1:55:54] Speaker 3: Let me just check out because I well, I wonder
[1:55:55] Speaker 3: if what I have accounts because I have Global Entry,
[1:55:58] Speaker 3: which is like the pre check but for international.
[1:56:02] Speaker 1: Gross.
[1:56:03] Speaker 3: Okay, the UK's mandatory digital ID scheme is repeating to
[1:56:07] Speaker 3: Eve's mistakes.
[1:56:09] Speaker 1: That'll be interesting. I'm concerned. Okay, I'll keep an eye
[1:56:12] Speaker 1: on that. Trina says, how does England or Italy make
[1:56:16] Speaker 1: any money tourism? You're gonna tell people they can't come
[1:56:19] Speaker 1: to your freaking country because they don't want to be
[1:56:22] Speaker 1: in the digital beast enslavement system you're gonna kill yourself?
[1:56:26] Speaker 1: What are you Vegas?
[1:56:28] Speaker 3: Although I mean we've given them on social media everything
[1:56:32] Speaker 3: and more than would be in a digital ID.
[1:56:34] Speaker 1: Yeah, I know who I am.
[1:56:36] Speaker 2: Yeah, God, God is love. Five hundred and twenty eight.
[1:56:40] Speaker 3: Hurts says, here's some real gangst the money, not fake
[1:56:44] Speaker 3: backdoor CIA once he gave us twenty seven seventy seven.
[1:56:48] Speaker 1: Appreciate that. I think will to go along with your
[1:56:51] Speaker 1: gay put him on the screen, Johnny.
[1:56:53] Speaker 2: Oh, yes, sorry, don't yell at me like on.
[1:56:56] Speaker 1: The ability that I ain't the one boy, I ain't
[1:56:59] Speaker 1: the one.
[1:57:01] Speaker 2: See you Saturday night.
[1:57:03] Speaker 1: You ain't a problem, Solva. Yeah, you're not the problem. Solva. Here,
[1:57:07] Speaker 1: you're not the problem, Solva. That that woman? What I mean? What? What?
[1:57:15] Speaker 7: What?
[1:57:15] Speaker 1: Just?
[1:57:16] Speaker 2: What miserable life must you have?
[1:57:18] Speaker 1: You're not a problem, Solva. You're not the problem. Solved
[1:57:22] Speaker 1: an you're not working right now, shut up, get out
[1:57:25] Speaker 1: of the way.
[1:57:27] Speaker 3: Exactly the post. I'm surprised he's not working at the
[1:57:29] Speaker 3: airline already.
[1:57:30] Speaker 1: You're not the problem, Solva. I lost their voice.
[1:57:34] Speaker 3: I can't do it now, but okay, see you Saturday
[1:57:37] Speaker 3: night at the Fatman Homie says, So they all right.
[1:57:39] Speaker 1: Let's go buy some fucking tickets.
[1:57:44] Speaker 2: Trina, the impossibly lovely Trina says, what if my dollars
[1:57:47] Speaker 2: are it's tarted and not gay.
[1:57:49] Speaker 1: That's a good question, but Trina, you're beautiful.
[1:57:54] Speaker 3: Nefl des squad, says Sam. Do you think the Clippers
[1:57:56] Speaker 3: are better this year?
[1:57:57] Speaker 1: Older squad, local celebrities. I think the Clippers are gonna
[1:58:01] Speaker 1: be great, but unfortunately the NBA is never gonna let
[1:58:03] Speaker 1: them make it to the finals. That's all happened.
[1:58:06] Speaker 2: NBA keeping them down. The oldest team in NBA history.
[1:58:08] Speaker 2: The NBA is keeping them down.
[1:58:11] Speaker 1: That was really stuck up of you.
[1:58:14] Speaker 3: Stuck up with what my analysis of the decrepitude on
[1:58:18] Speaker 3: your team?
[1:58:19] Speaker 1: What about your team? Your team's garbage?
[1:58:21] Speaker 3: Well, dude, I do We just played the I mean
[1:58:24] Speaker 3: and just got wrecked by the We played the Thunder
[1:58:26] Speaker 3: back to back for some reason. The start preseason.
[1:58:29] Speaker 1: You have Today's the first Clippers preseason game. You have
[1:58:32] Speaker 1: me playing, Yeah, me talking?
[1:58:36] Speaker 2: I got Did you just slip into like a bonyx era?
[1:58:39] Speaker 1: You got me playing? Is that what you you ain't
[1:58:40] Speaker 1: no problem?
[1:58:41] Speaker 3: Sava Finite Official with nine says, uh, Sam, have me
[1:58:49] Speaker 3: on the show to discuss the connection between angels, AI,
[1:58:52] Speaker 3: paranormal psychedelics, dreams, digital and analog energy information, the physical
[1:58:58] Speaker 3: realm plus the digital realm.
[1:59:00] Speaker 1: God are a couple of sounds.
[1:59:02] Speaker 3: It sounds like the episode we just Didah. By the way,
[1:59:05] Speaker 3: if you listen, if you're a Temple Hat listener, we.
[1:59:06] Speaker 2: Got one coming tomorrow, absolute fire comingrow.
[1:59:11] Speaker 1: Dude, fire tomorrow, Matthew says, fire ones.
[1:59:15] Speaker 3: Mav Matthew says with nineteen nine nine years says our
[1:59:18] Speaker 3: dinosaurs real. I'm in Utah doing the work. Love y'all,
[1:59:21] Speaker 3: let's chat soon.
[1:59:22] Speaker 1: Dinosaurs aren't real. They're nephlum giants.
[1:59:25] Speaker 2: Well what do you think?
[1:59:26] Speaker 3: Okay, so saying that, what do you think like the
[1:59:28] Speaker 3: giant footsteps that you see that are like.
[1:59:30] Speaker 1: Clearly giant steps through giant feet like three toes, they
[1:59:35] Speaker 1: were just half they were banging animals. Dude, okay, all right?
[1:59:39] Speaker 3: Uh scatter n spe says hey from Australia.
[1:59:44] Speaker 2: You guys want to fight? Then he does this, he
[1:59:47] Speaker 2: does this.
[1:59:48] Speaker 1: I like that. No, we don't want to fight. I'm
[1:59:50] Speaker 1: told I want to get on trt.
[1:59:53] Speaker 3: Hey you, says Ashton. Forbes also went off on Sam
[1:59:55] Speaker 3: in live streams. We talked about he's again my name.
[1:59:59] Speaker 11: Say name, No one isn't around you say baby.
[2:00:05] Speaker 3: That he's against Jimmy Dore and Ian Carroll now, all
[2:00:12] Speaker 3: people who platformed him. I wonder how much he's being paid.
[2:00:16] Speaker 3: So many followers have turned on. That makes me happy
[2:00:18] Speaker 3: to hear, because I have never liked that guy ever
[2:00:21] Speaker 3: since Kim dot Com brought this guy on air with
[2:00:24] Speaker 3: him who said he took the photos that were used
[2:00:26] Speaker 3: in the UH in the faked footage you know, of
[2:00:31] Speaker 3: the plane disappearing. The guy literally like, he's like, I
[2:00:34] Speaker 3: got the photos here if you want to see it.
[2:00:36] Speaker 3: I took them. I can say where I took them.
[2:00:38] Speaker 3: He took them in a plane, like overlooking UH the ocean,
[2:00:41] Speaker 3: you know.
[2:00:42] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[2:00:43] Speaker 2: Ever since then, I thought the guy was kind of funny.
[2:00:45] Speaker 2: But a lot of people really believe what he says,
[2:00:47] Speaker 2: so I have to take him seriously until he's fully
[2:00:50] Speaker 2: proven to be full shit. Grace says the realist ass
[2:00:53] Speaker 2: I've ever seen David Lee Roth.
[2:00:55] Speaker 1: Dude, that thing is that you can't even call nass.
[2:00:58] Speaker 1: There's no butt cheeks, not much. Do you sit on
[2:01:01] Speaker 1: the toilet He's got slip right off. He probably can
[2:01:04] Speaker 1: only use handicap stalls because he has to use the guardrail.
[2:01:08] Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean you ain't working with much right there either.
[2:01:11] Speaker 1: Yeah, no, dude, I'm dude of experience. I only use
[2:01:14] Speaker 1: the handicapped stall because they get less action, so you know,
[2:01:17] Speaker 1: there's no.
[2:01:17] Speaker 3: Disease Tarpinnian productions there. What what does that look like
[2:01:21] Speaker 3: to you? That it's like an Abe Lincoln and a
[2:01:23] Speaker 3: goat together?
[2:01:23] Speaker 1: Is that what it looks like? Jewish duck?
[2:01:26] Speaker 3: You don't see like at the bottom is like a
[2:01:27] Speaker 3: goat looking.
[2:01:28] Speaker 1: Down and then oh yeah, yeah, yeah I had a goat.
[2:01:32] Speaker 1: Oh my god.
[2:01:32] Speaker 2: Bath Grace again says this one's for Sammy's haircut.
[2:01:36] Speaker 1: Thank you mama. Oh yeah, because you said you were shaving.
[2:01:39] Speaker 1: Grace just got a merry congratulations to you. I wish
[2:01:43] Speaker 1: I could have made it, Grace. Oh this lady, Grace. Congratulations.
[2:01:48] Speaker 1: Grace has been a local celebrity for a very long time.
[2:01:51] Speaker 1: Well done.
[2:01:52] Speaker 2: Great part of the movement could swarm to society. Danker
[2:01:56] Speaker 2: says YouTube literally made a career on anti war music.
[2:02:00] Speaker 1: That, yeah, it's totally hilarious. Yeah, the garbage life was
[2:02:04] Speaker 1: so much simpler when there were good guys and bad guys.
[2:02:06] Speaker 1: And then when we found out everyone's a bad guy,
[2:02:08] Speaker 1: they just they completely destroyed their brand.
[2:02:12] Speaker 3: And they have like one good song maybe two. I
[2:02:14] Speaker 3: mean most of it sucks. Tarpinian Production says, you two
[2:02:18] Speaker 3: more like you gay?
[2:02:19] Speaker 1: Am? I right? Ah, I like it. That's a good joke.
[2:02:21] Speaker 2: Yes, choke on Wax says Massad of age piece will
[2:02:26] Speaker 2: cripple the man?
[2:02:27] Speaker 1: What does that? Oh, Massad ass that's what she's saying.
[2:02:33] Speaker 1: He's saying, Oh, yeah, I got you, cripple man for sure. Uh.
[2:02:40] Speaker 3: Jet just salutes us with a twenty Yeah Jet Jet,
[2:02:47] Speaker 3: great song.
[2:02:49] Speaker 1: F you.
[2:02:50] Speaker 3: Nine to eleven says uh, it was the neck Mike
[2:02:54] Speaker 3: had to come from.
[2:02:55] Speaker 1: Everyone know what it is, t us A.
[2:02:59] Speaker 3: Sorry if the MN first didn't do it, YouTube this
[2:03:01] Speaker 3: might uh.
[2:03:03] Speaker 1: Okay, thank you nine to eleven yeah, nine eleven. Uh.
[2:03:08] Speaker 2: And then gay dollars for gay Dodgers, Yeah, the gay one.
[2:03:11] Speaker 1: We won such a crazy ending.
[2:03:14] Speaker 2: Reagaining bonds as uh, Gay dollars for gay Dodgers.
[2:03:18] Speaker 1: I believe that we are the gayest team out there
[2:03:21] Speaker 1: and we love it.
[2:03:22] Speaker 2: They sure are gay. Yeah, I mean what they've done
[2:03:24] Speaker 2: to baseball if they.
[2:03:25] Speaker 1: Will all the gay dollars absolutely, God bless now your
[2:03:30] Speaker 1: gay dollars who wouldn't be able to take care of
[2:03:32] Speaker 1: our children.
[2:03:32] Speaker 2: And we're eventually going to take calls on this thing
[2:03:34] Speaker 2: from the uh Patreon. We just got to kind of
[2:03:36] Speaker 2: have one plan in advance so that the calls are
[2:03:39] Speaker 2: current and stuff. Yeah, unless you've got anything else, Sammy Johnny.
[2:03:42] Speaker 1: How many people watch? It's a little late forty.
[2:03:46] Speaker 2: Seven seventy seven right now, four and seventy seven three seven.
[2:03:52] Speaker 1: So if you put did you add the Rumble to
[2:03:55] Speaker 1: about two hundred five thousand people watching live? Are we important? Yes?
[2:04:01] Speaker 3: I mean Rumble dot com slash slam trip at one
[2:04:04] Speaker 3: point eight seven thousand views right now on rumbles.
[2:04:07] Speaker 1: One point eight seven thousand.
[2:04:09] Speaker 3: Yeah, so four to seven five seven, about six thousand
[2:04:13] Speaker 3: people watching.
[2:04:13] Speaker 1: WHOA Bro? Whoa? People really love this show man got it.
[2:04:21] Speaker 2: Yeah, we've been we've been killing it lately.
[2:04:23] Speaker 3: If you if you're listening still to the audio right now,
[2:04:26] Speaker 3: please leave a review. You have no idea how much
[2:04:28] Speaker 3: it helps us. If you care about being if you
[2:04:30] Speaker 3: care about being followed back, I don't know if you do.
[2:04:33] Speaker 3: We will follow you back from the broken sim account
[2:04:35] Speaker 3: if you just still.
[2:04:37] Speaker 1: And we'll read it.
[2:04:38] Speaker 2: We read all the we read all.
[2:04:40] Speaker 1: The If you are to followday Dick pics from me
[2:04:43] Speaker 1: and Johnny, follow us time broken sim On Twitter, you
[2:04:47] Speaker 1: said happy happy Dick pics.
[2:04:51] Speaker 2: You got any tips for Dick pics him?
[2:04:53] Speaker 1: I know you've been in a bro It's all angles.
[2:04:56] Speaker 3: Yeah, there's one where if you like, turn your phone
[2:04:58] Speaker 3: upside down and just kind of hold it like this.
[2:05:00] Speaker 3: You're it looks like the Twin Towers or something.
[2:05:01] Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta yago right here. Boneer up, dude up.
[2:05:07] Speaker 2: See No, no, the movies to go below below.
[2:05:09] Speaker 1: You don't want to give her. You don't want to
[2:05:14] Speaker 1: give her any real understanding of what what what the
[2:05:17] Speaker 1: real sizes.
[2:05:18] Speaker 2: No, but I'm telling you, when you do it from
[2:05:20] Speaker 2: that angle and you turn your phone, I'm saying, it
[2:05:22] Speaker 2: looks like I mean, it looks like a tower of
[2:05:24] Speaker 2: Babbel or something real quick.
[2:05:25] Speaker 1: In the comment sections, do the ladies actually like a
[2:05:28] Speaker 1: Dick pic?
[2:05:29] Speaker 2: Be honest, It depends on the lady.
[2:05:32] Speaker 1: Some of them do. I think dicks are ugly? Why
[2:05:35] Speaker 1: would you want one sent to you?
[2:05:37] Speaker 2: I mean, nobody's really there's a lot of ugly genitals
[2:05:41] Speaker 2: in the world on both genders.
[2:05:43] Speaker 1: To be honest. For sure. For sure. For sure the
[2:05:47] Speaker 1: butcher vaginas where it looks like they're selling meat, that's
[2:05:50] Speaker 1: for sure. Yeah, I mean yeah. Trina says, do not
[2:05:54] Speaker 1: send her dick picks for the holidays. No, she's married.
[2:05:59] Speaker 1: Trina's married.
[2:06:01] Speaker 2: Uh, you suck mine.
[2:06:07] Speaker 1: That's fire, dude, that's fire. Yes, yeah, Ran send Randall one.
[2:06:13] Speaker 2: If you're just listening, you suck mine. Just get us
[2:06:16] Speaker 2: two dollars there.
[2:06:17] Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, a lot of people who aren't even chicks
[2:06:21] Speaker 1: are saying, no, I don't want dick picks, then why
[2:06:23] Speaker 1: do we send them?
[2:06:24] Speaker 3: I'm telling you some free jacks on chicks. Yes, they
[2:06:30] Speaker 3: want to know what you're packing.
[2:06:32] Speaker 1: Are you in the weirdness or not? Yeah, I'm not
[2:06:36] Speaker 1: gonna my hog. It's small, dude. When I'm I'm on,
[2:06:42] Speaker 1: when I go to work, it would be not. Why
[2:06:44] Speaker 1: do you think I didn't go on fucking uh the uh,
[2:06:49] Speaker 1: the Amazing Race or whatever was the other one? Survivor?
[2:06:52] Speaker 1: They want me on Survivor.
[2:06:53] Speaker 2: I'm like, dude, you could have done Survivor and you
[2:06:56] Speaker 2: did not.
[2:06:57] Speaker 1: Yeah, I turned it down? Are you dumb? Yeah? Why
[2:07:01] Speaker 1: didn't you do that? Because I I dude? The what
[2:07:05] Speaker 1: else did you have to do, baby Dick? Dude? What else? Okay,
[2:07:10] Speaker 1: I don't.
[2:07:11] Speaker 3: I know we say a lot of things and we're
[2:07:12] Speaker 3: joking on it, but okay, is that really the reason
[2:07:15] Speaker 3: you didn't want to do?
[2:07:16] Speaker 1: Yes, you don't have to go.
[2:07:18] Speaker 2: You don't have to go naked on some vibe. They
[2:07:20] Speaker 2: give you clothes.
[2:07:20] Speaker 1: Bro.
[2:07:22] Speaker 2: That was just that one guy who want to.
[2:07:24] Speaker 1: The water and get my baby dick out, Because, dude,
[2:07:28] Speaker 1: this show shrink up.
[2:07:30] Speaker 2: This could be the biggest show on the planet. We
[2:07:32] Speaker 2: could be number one if you had gone on Survivor.
[2:07:34] Speaker 1: I know, but too bad. Yeah, I turned it down.
[2:07:39] Speaker 1: Did you really? Yeah? I turned it down. Oh my god.
[2:07:43] Speaker 2: You would have been so funny on Survivor. Dude, I
[2:07:46] Speaker 2: know I would have frustrating.
[2:07:48] Speaker 1: Back then, my buddy Chris who ran it, I graduated
[2:07:51] Speaker 1: high school with him. He's like, I, whytn't you go
[2:07:53] Speaker 1: on Survivor. I'm like, I can't, dude. I got Baby Dick.
[2:07:57] Speaker 2: What he booked Survivors And yeah.
[2:07:59] Speaker 1: He was the head of a reality programming at CBS.
[2:08:02] Speaker 1: What's he doing now? He works at another production company.
[2:08:06] Speaker 1: I was just thinking you should get on some other show.
[2:08:08] Speaker 1: Then someone said they'd have fluffer. Do you think CBS
[2:08:11] Speaker 1: hires fluffers?
[2:08:13] Speaker 2: You could fluff yourself.
[2:08:14] Speaker 1: Everybody knows that you have fluff myself. Dude, you can't, Johnny.
[2:08:18] Speaker 1: Do you think I'd be on the stupid show if
[2:08:20] Speaker 1: I could fluff myself brushing it on?
[2:08:23] Speaker 2: Only you got bad circulation?
[2:08:25] Speaker 3: Uh, Danker says A donation just because you guys are
[2:08:28] Speaker 3: the best.
[2:08:29] Speaker 1: That's very kind of you, sir, Thank you. Dude. Well, guys,
[2:08:32] Speaker 1: we love those gay dollars. But I think we're done now. Yeah,
[2:08:37] Speaker 1: I think we're done. Dude. I think we're done now.
[2:08:40] Speaker 1: It's time. Cubs are winning, so they'll go to Game five. Guy,
[2:08:44] Speaker 1: to all our family, I gotta go see I gotta
[2:08:49] Speaker 1: go you real soon, Johnny, I got go. I see
[2:08:54] Speaker 1: you in Tulsa, see you in Oklahoma City, see you
[2:08:56] Speaker 1: at the Mothership. Only a couple of tickets left the center.
[2:09:00] Speaker 2: Say night if you want to hang out with me
[2:09:01] Speaker 2: this Sunday night, so tickets Nick can tell story.
[2:09:07] Speaker 1: Nick came out. Yeah please. Yeah. Still, I'm blessed to
[2:09:12] Speaker 1: still be very close to my close friends from high school.
[2:09:16] Speaker 1: We still talk all the time, like we have a
[2:09:19] Speaker 1: we have a text read of eight of us. We
[2:09:21] Speaker 1: talk all the time. So I get a text from
[2:09:25] Speaker 1: a buddy of mine, Dave, and and Dave's like, hey, dude,
[2:09:29] Speaker 1: I'm gonna be in Austin. You're gonna be there. I'm like, no, dude,
[2:09:32] Speaker 1: I'm there two weeks later, can you go there? And
[2:09:33] Speaker 1: You're like no, I gotta go now. So about I'd
[2:09:38] Speaker 1: say a week before he's going. I go, when are
[2:09:40] Speaker 1: you gonna be there? He goes okay this. He goes, hey,
[2:09:42] Speaker 1: can you help me get in to kill Tony? It's
[2:09:45] Speaker 1: sold out. I go, okay, yeah, I'll do that. So
[2:09:47] Speaker 1: I call you.
[2:09:48] Speaker 2: Told me you're getting me in to kill Tony.
[2:09:50] Speaker 1: By the way, I will get you in. And I go, hey,
[2:09:52] Speaker 1: I text Tony and I text Red Band. And the
[2:09:56] Speaker 1: only one who hits me back is Tony. I never
[2:09:58] Speaker 1: hear back from Red Band, so to and he's like, yeah,
[2:10:00] Speaker 1: no problem. So anyways, the day comes, it's this Monday.
[2:10:04] Speaker 1: They show up, their name is on the list. They
[2:10:06] Speaker 1: gotta wait again on the waiting list. They text me, dude,
[2:10:10] Speaker 1: our name is that list? Oh my god. I text Tony.
[2:10:12] Speaker 1: I'm like, Tony, did you did you put him on
[2:10:14] Speaker 1: the list? He goes, oh, fuck, I forgot I'm gonna
[2:10:16] Speaker 1: send out. I think Sharon, I don't know her name,
[2:10:18] Speaker 1: to go get them. I go, dude, I love you,
[2:10:20] Speaker 1: thank you so much.
[2:10:21] Speaker 2: Wait when is this?
[2:10:23] Speaker 1: This was on Monday?
[2:10:24] Speaker 2: You did kill Tony on Monday?
[2:10:26] Speaker 1: No, he want he was in Austin on Monday. My
[2:10:30] Speaker 1: Oh now, okay, I'm sorry.
[2:10:32] Speaker 3: I thought you were saying he couldn't make your shows,
[2:10:34] Speaker 3: but he was coming after on the No.
[2:10:36] Speaker 1: No, no, he's gonna be there two weeks before my show.
[2:10:39] Speaker 1: I understand.
[2:10:39] Speaker 2: Okay, okay, I'm sorry, it's late.
[2:10:42] Speaker 1: I go, okay, I got you in, I got you.
[2:10:46] Speaker 1: They go they grab him. Then he text me show's great.
[2:10:49] Speaker 1: I fucking love it. He goes, hey, man, Brogan's playing
[2:10:53] Speaker 1: tomorrow night. Uh it's sold out. Can you get me in?
[2:10:56] Speaker 1: I go, okay, dude, I'll pull one more string. Because
[2:10:59] Speaker 1: I'm like really close to these guys, like I love them.
[2:11:02] Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, dude, So I hit up at him.
[2:11:04] Speaker 1: I'm like, Adam, the show sold out? Can you get
[2:11:06] Speaker 1: my one of my best friends from high school? And
[2:11:09] Speaker 1: he goes, what's their names? I go, it's Dave and
[2:11:11] Speaker 1: it says his last name. Plus one his wife. Yep,
[2:11:15] Speaker 1: they're on the list. Go for it. Awesome, thank you
[2:11:18] Speaker 1: so much. I love you, Adam, you know, out of
[2:11:21] Speaker 1: my text there and the Dodgers game, just freaking the
[2:11:24] Speaker 1: fuck out the whole time. So then so then so
[2:11:28] Speaker 1: then he texts me like, after kill Tony, Hey, my
[2:11:34] Speaker 1: wife wants to take us a picture with Joe Rogu.
[2:11:36] Speaker 1: I go show, get the fuck out of here, Get
[2:11:41] Speaker 1: out of here. That's okay. No, I'm not gonna do that.
[2:11:45] Speaker 1: Because one time, one of my friends from high school,
[2:11:47] Speaker 1: it was their anniversary and they asked for a video
[2:11:50] Speaker 1: from Sebastian. And I've known Sebastian for twenty years. I'm like, Sebastian,
[2:11:54] Speaker 1: will you do a video for my best friend from
[2:11:56] Speaker 1: high school? Okay? He does it. He's never done my
[2:12:00] Speaker 1: show since, never done my show since I don't.
[2:12:04] Speaker 2: I have so much shame about asking for anything that
[2:12:07] Speaker 2: I don't relate to that.
[2:12:08] Speaker 1: They're like, I love them, They're like, you know.
[2:12:10] Speaker 2: I get I understand, but still family, I love these guys.
[2:12:13] Speaker 2: Where I never bother you for anything, like no, but truly,
[2:12:20] Speaker 2: I mean, I think you appreciate if you asked me
[2:12:22] Speaker 2: for a favor. It's never happening.
[2:12:24] Speaker 1: I just need you. That's okay.
[2:12:26] Speaker 3: When when the world ends and you need to go
[2:12:28] Speaker 3: find a farm to camp out.
[2:12:30] Speaker 1: On, Johnny, I'll do you a favor. What do you want?
[2:12:34] Speaker 1: Do you want to hang? You want to hook up
[2:12:36] Speaker 1: with Trina? I'll talk to her. I'm sure her husband's
[2:12:39] Speaker 1: in a weird ship, right all right? God love you.
[2:12:46] Speaker 1: What's the word?
[2:12:47] Speaker 2: What's the word?
[2:12:47] Speaker 1: Bro? The word is uh? The word is rehod Festival.
[2:12:55] Speaker 2: Rehod You said it like him to Rehod red Festival.
[2:13:00] Speaker 1: And we're done talking about that no more. Bye everybody, Bye, everybody. Hey,
[2:13:08] Speaker 1: go to San Turbilly dot com. Grab tickets to my shows. Man,
[2:13:11] Speaker 1: I'm having the best even though I can't sell a
[2:13:14] Speaker 1: ticket in Oklahoma, I'm having the best six months of
[2:13:19] Speaker 1: my life coming up these nothing but banger shows. Come
[2:13:22] Speaker 1: see Sam Dripoli. By the way, I'm not supposed to
[2:13:25] Speaker 1: be here, Just so you know, I'm not supposed to
[2:13:26] Speaker 1: be here. This is this is completely outside Thank you
[2:13:31] Speaker 1: terror Pin Productions. Yeah I am. I'm the John Gottie
[2:13:35] Speaker 1: of the gays. Okay, I run I run that closet,
[2:13:40] Speaker 1: all right, I run it. I have an army of
[2:13:43] Speaker 1: twinks behind me. Just understand that. That's why I'm gay
[2:13:46] Speaker 1: Dollar Millionaire seemed to be gay the gay dollar Billionaire.
[2:13:51] Speaker 3: Friday Night actually kind of works for this show. It
[2:13:53] Speaker 3: feels like a vibe here. I think we did we
[2:13:56] Speaker 3: can do it.
[2:13:56] Speaker 1: If I'm not performing, it's not Friday Night's Thursday Night.
[2:13:59] Speaker 2: Sorry, Thursday Night.
[2:14:00] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[2:14:00] Speaker 2: I feel like we might have hit on something with
[2:14:01] Speaker 2: this Thursday Night.
[2:14:03] Speaker 1: All right, guys, we love we love the gays, we
[2:14:05] Speaker 1: love the gay dollars. But guys, and then I have
[2:14:08] Speaker 1: something coming up. Johnny won't let me talk about because
[2:14:11] Speaker 1: it's not set in stone.
[2:14:13] Speaker 3: Well, you keep promoting something. You said it's on the
[2:14:15] Speaker 3: East Coast and I can't say what it is.
[2:14:17] Speaker 1: At Lang City January tenth. If you can get there,
[2:14:21] Speaker 1: you're gonna see greatness. It looks like it's going dude.
[2:14:25] Speaker 1: So dude, just got to give a shout out to
[2:14:28] Speaker 1: the pay pigs. We love you.
[2:14:29] Speaker 3: Also, I just wrote Danny Glover, I have no idea
[2:14:32] Speaker 3: what the context is.
[2:14:33] Speaker 1: But what's your point, dude? What is your point?
[2:14:36] Speaker 2: It was funny, he was good, he was good at.
[2:14:38] Speaker 1: I'm going to see local, Johnny. I have to do
[2:14:40] Speaker 1: one thing real quick before we sign off on It's
[2:14:42] Speaker 1: a very special someone's birthday today is Jamie Stash. She's
[2:14:46] Speaker 1: in the comments section. Can we sing her Happy birthday?
[2:14:48] Speaker 1: Real quick? It's Jamie, real quick. I'll go low. You
[2:14:51] Speaker 1: got happy birthday? Do you? Earth day? To do you?
[2:15:06] Speaker 22: Birth day? J a be birday.
[2:15:27] Speaker 1: Relations dude. These guys just ask if you a hook
[2:15:32] Speaker 1: up with Trina. I'm sorry, dude, you didn't give enough
[2:15:34] Speaker 1: gay dollars. Sorry, Sorry, Jimmy, Jimmy Jimmy after Dark local celebrity.
[2:15:43] Speaker 1: All right, guys, we love you. Take care,

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