# Blair Socci, Carl Tart, and Rob Huebel Disobey Bridger While His Loved Ones Are Forced to Watch (Live From Dynasty Typewriter)

An episode of [I Said No Gifts! A comedy interview podcast with Bridger Winegar](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1499562159), 11 Jul 2024, 1 h 33 min.

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Live from Dynasty Typewriter, Bridger's plan for a pleasant evening nearly goes to hell in front of a rabid audience as he's bombarded with gifts from Blair Socci, Carl Tart, and Rob Huebel, then shocked by appearances from Alana Johnston and Jeff Loveness. Topics include Tabatha’s Salon Takeover and a few other things. Featuring a rousing rendition of the theme song by Jimmy Smagula. Don't forget to review the podcast, it's the least you can do. Follow the show on Instagram I Said No Gifts! Merch Send a Question to I Said No Emails! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/3Uw1W4v See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

## Transcript

[0:06] Speaker 1: Please welcome Jimmy Smagoula accompanied by James.
[0:10] Speaker 2: Say my clap with me, listeners, clap.
[0:18] Speaker 3: Bridge is making me do this for no pay.
[0:26] Speaker 4: I invited you.
[0:28] Speaker 2: You sing along if.
[0:29] Speaker 3: You know the words. Gotta make myself perfectly clean. God,
[0:35] Speaker 3: I guess in my home front row. You gotta come
[0:40] Speaker 3: to me empty handy.
[0:43] Speaker 2: I said, no gifts.
[0:45] Speaker 3: Your presence's presence enough and I'll already half too much stuff.
[0:53] Speaker 5: So how do you damn?
[0:55] Speaker 1: How and you dare?
[0:57] Speaker 6: How do you dare?
[0:58] Speaker 7: You so bad?
[1:07] Speaker 6: I said?
[1:08] Speaker 8: No?
[1:08] Speaker 9: Hold, yes, all right, have a good time tonight, everybody
[1:18] Speaker 9: have a good time.
[1:19] Speaker 4: Yes, welcome your gracious host for the evening, Bridger. Why
[1:24] Speaker 4: a up, Bridgard? Good luck Bridgie.
[1:33] Speaker 8: He's coming into the audience. He's coming into the audience.
[1:39] Speaker 8: Oh have you made your point? Oh, welcome to I said,
[1:53] Speaker 8: no gifts. I'm Bridger, Winneger. We're in the back. What
[2:03] Speaker 8: do we have to talk about tonight? This robe is
[2:05] Speaker 8: killing me already. I have my liquid death right on
[2:09] Speaker 8: brand they had back there. I'll be drinking that throughout
[2:12] Speaker 8: the show, so just keep an eye on that. What
[2:14] Speaker 8: do we have to talk about? Well, we need to
[2:15] Speaker 8: thank Jimmy'smagoula. He always finds a way in. And then
[2:23] Speaker 8: the pianist was James Gherard. I've known him since kindergarten.
[2:30] Speaker 8: We shared a piano teacher and James was Carol's favorite. So,
[2:36] Speaker 8: but we have to get into the show. I would
[2:39] Speaker 8: love to just give a little update on my life.
[2:41] Speaker 8: I recently discovered the existence of a new Bridger and
[2:46] Speaker 8: he's somewhere in the Midwest, somewhere in his late teens,
[2:49] Speaker 8: early twenties. And I wouldn't know who this person is
[2:53] Speaker 8: except for he accidentally used my email to sign up
[2:56] Speaker 8: for a gun website, you know. And let's say, I'm
[3:02] Speaker 8: giving away my email almost but it's it's my name,
[3:04] Speaker 8: and then a few letters and he missed one, and
[3:07] Speaker 8: so now I'm signed up for Magnum Ballistics. H keep
[3:12] Speaker 8: your eye on your Bridgers. If he does something dangerous,
[3:14] Speaker 8: it's gonna make things very hard for me. But we
[3:18] Speaker 8: have to, okay, So that's whatever. Whatever, we have to
[3:21] Speaker 8: get into the show. I have to take this off.
[3:23] Speaker 8: I you know, when I decided to do the live show,
[3:25] Speaker 8: against all of my best judgment, I thought what am
[3:28] Speaker 8: I going to wear? And I knew immediately. There's one
[3:31] Speaker 8: thing I got on this podcast. I've done a lot
[3:32] Speaker 8: of things, a lot of it's been trash, but one
[3:36] Speaker 8: item has really done its work for me, and I thought,
[3:39] Speaker 8: that's what I'm wearing, and so I'll just take my
[3:43] Speaker 8: phone's in here? Got it just a minute. Don't look
[3:46] Speaker 8: at me. How do you take off a robe? Here
[3:52] Speaker 8: I go, Here I go. This is perfect mobility in
[4:02] Speaker 8: this in front of I am wearing underpants. So what
[4:08] Speaker 8: else do I have to say? Well? Look, the other
[4:10] Speaker 8: thing I've been promising about this live show is I'm
[4:11] Speaker 8: going to get rid of some of the gifts I've
[4:13] Speaker 8: been given. I have to clear out my house. I've
[4:16] Speaker 8: been given literally, you know, hundreds of objects on this podcast,
[4:19] Speaker 8: and a lot of them can no longer be in
[4:21] Speaker 8: my home. So this is the slow estate sale of
[4:24] Speaker 8: mind that I'm going to start getting rid of some
[4:26] Speaker 8: of these things. I'm going to bring MA need three
[4:29] Speaker 8: people to come on stage with me, and I'm just
[4:31] Speaker 8: going to decide who I'm going to be. Don't be
[4:34] Speaker 8: mad if you don't get picked. Look, we don't get
[4:36] Speaker 8: picked for everything. Life is horrible. Let's see would you
[4:41] Speaker 8: like to come up? Okay, what's your name? Caitlyn join me? Okay, okay,
[4:51] Speaker 8: I'm not picking Jim. I'm not picking Jim. If you're
[4:56] Speaker 8: not comfortable doing this, you don't have to do it.
[4:58] Speaker 8: I would be uncomfortable doing this. Would you like to
[5:01] Speaker 8: come up?
[5:01] Speaker 4: Okay?
[5:02] Speaker 8: What's your name?
[5:02] Speaker 4: Bob?
[5:03] Speaker 8: Bob join Caitlin on stage. I'm sorry, I'm only doing
[5:06] Speaker 8: the side of the room. You people must feel horrible.
[5:10] Speaker 8: Let's see here, Let's go to the very back row.
[5:14] Speaker 8: That's a horrible please. Oh no, I know you too. Oh,
[5:17] Speaker 8: let's see. Would you like to come up? Okay, come
[5:20] Speaker 8: on up. What's your name?
[5:27] Speaker 1: Emily?
[5:28] Speaker 8: Emily, Nice to meet you. What if this was the
[5:29] Speaker 8: rest of the show. I just kept selecting people for
[5:32] Speaker 8: an hour and a half. Okay. I have to move
[5:34] Speaker 8: so slowly in this tunic. Okay, and oh I forgot
[5:40] Speaker 8: I should give credit for this Kiki so late tunic.
[5:43] Speaker 8: I got on the episode from Anna Sargina and Kyle Mazzono.
[5:48] Speaker 8: Very underrated episode. You've got to listen to it. And
[5:50] Speaker 8: what a gift. Okay these okase, everybody sit down, sit down.
[5:56] Speaker 8: Oh god, I haven't sat down in this yet. I
[5:58] Speaker 8: might need a blanket. Okay, we're going to place gift
[6:01] Speaker 8: you a curse with you three. Now, these are these
[6:06] Speaker 8: are audience suggestions. So you've kind of built your own
[6:08] Speaker 8: prison here. But there are some prizes to win, and
[6:13] Speaker 8: you want to go home with these things. They are objects.
[6:18] Speaker 8: You're each going to get two and you know gift
[6:21] Speaker 8: your a curse. I'm gonna name some things and you're
[6:23] Speaker 8: gonna tell me if they're a gift or a curse
[6:24] Speaker 8: and why, and then I'll tell you if you're right
[6:26] Speaker 8: or wrong because there are correct answers. Is that very clear? Okay, Bob,
[6:32] Speaker 8: you're up. First, Gift or a curse? Waiter slash servers
[6:37] Speaker 8: who introduce themselves.
[6:40] Speaker 4: I think gift. You want friends in this world, this
[6:43] Speaker 4: lonely world.
[6:48] Speaker 8: I can't have the audience turn against me right now.
[6:53] Speaker 8: It's a gift. Oh the human connection we've got to
[6:56] Speaker 8: have in all of our restaurants, in all of our
[6:58] Speaker 8: places of business. We should all be memorizing everyone's names.
[7:02] Speaker 8: It's a gift. Okay. Now here's this one's very dear
[7:06] Speaker 8: to my heart. Gift or a curse. Sales at grocery
[7:09] Speaker 8: stores that are like ten for ten dollars or twenty
[7:11] Speaker 8: for twenty dollars.
[7:14] Speaker 4: I love a woo who. I love a deal. And
[7:17] Speaker 4: so if I'm saying woo who, that's oh okay.
[7:20] Speaker 8: I was thinking about you. Who the malted beverage woo
[7:24] Speaker 8: who is just an emotion, an exclamation.
[7:27] Speaker 4: It's a gift.
[7:28] Speaker 8: It's a gift.
[7:28] Speaker 4: I'm on gift.
[7:29] Speaker 8: Oh, Bob, this is a it's a curse. This is
[7:35] Speaker 8: a trap. I should be able to select how many
[7:37] Speaker 8: on sale items I want. I shouldn't have its extortion. No, okay,
[7:42] Speaker 8: you did lose the game, so you have to take
[7:43] Speaker 8: some things home.
[7:44] Speaker 4: Oh my god.
[7:46] Speaker 8: Okay, let's see what's in here. Let's see this is
[7:48] Speaker 8: a big one. Do you live in Los Angeles?
[7:51] Speaker 4: Yeah, kind of like counting.
[7:53] Speaker 8: Well, you're gonna be carrying this now. This is from
[7:55] Speaker 8: David des Munch and he brought so many things. This
[7:58] Speaker 8: is some adult under you know, that's Stiperson beautiful. And
[8:04] Speaker 8: then what else have we got here? Well, we have
[8:05] Speaker 8: some merch that's not that exciting unless you want to
[8:08] Speaker 8: buy some online. I've got to sell the merch. And
[8:10] Speaker 8: then this is from Darcy Carton. This is actually so
[8:12] Speaker 8: it's kind of a hygiene kit. It's a bar of soap,
[8:16] Speaker 8: the matching set. Thank you, of course. And then yeah,
[8:19] Speaker 8: you've got some gifts, you know, a T shirt and whatever,
[8:21] Speaker 8: do whatever you want with that. I don't care. Beautiful, Okay,
[8:25] Speaker 8: Ellie close, Emily, Emily, it's fine. Okay, are you ready? Yeah?
[8:32] Speaker 1: Fine, yeah, it's fine.
[8:36] Speaker 8: I mean, yep, Emily, I'm going to destroy you.
[8:41] Speaker 5: I'm from Detroit.
[8:41] Speaker 8: I can handle it. Okay, Okay, we'll see. I was
[8:44] Speaker 8: just in their airport. Beautiful, beautiful. Oh do you go
[8:47] Speaker 8: to the pfchins. I didn't go to PF Changs, but
[8:49] Speaker 8: I did. This is a small thing. It spent thirteen
[8:52] Speaker 8: hours getting from New York to Los Angeles because I
[8:54] Speaker 8: love a connecting flight. Okay, gift or a curse? Writing
[8:59] Speaker 8: thank you in advance in an email?
[9:02] Speaker 1: Curse?
[9:03] Speaker 8: Why?
[9:04] Speaker 7: Thank you said the end?
[9:05] Speaker 8: Thank you? Kamma your name? Oh interesting? Ass right, you're right.
[9:13] Speaker 8: Thank you in advance is never It's never necessary for
[9:15] Speaker 8: any situation ever. What what is that doing for anybody? No,
[9:20] Speaker 8: that's that's just making the person who t look an
[9:24] Speaker 8: No one's ever felt good about thank you in advance.
[9:26] Speaker 8: These two are not even paying attention to me. You
[9:29] Speaker 8: will lose this game. Emily, it's fine.
[9:31] Speaker 4: I'm okay.
[9:32] Speaker 8: You've gotten one gift her a curse bread and butter pickles.
[9:38] Speaker 7: Oh, why, Dilli baby, you got it Dilly on Germany.
[9:42] Speaker 8: You got that German deal. Emily is laser accurate. Those
[9:49] Speaker 8: pickles are disgusting anyone who likes a sweet pickle. There
[9:52] Speaker 8: are two exits, will show you out, Yeah, you could
[9:56] Speaker 8: show them out. Yes, okay, So now you've gotten this.
[9:59] Speaker 8: What's happening here? Let's seek Oh wow, this is a
[10:03] Speaker 8: very early gift from the podcast. This is from Langston Kerman.
[10:05] Speaker 8: It's a romance novel called on It. Well you will
[10:08] Speaker 8: now it's never too late to read Unexpected Love. And
[10:14] Speaker 8: then oh, there's a sweatshirt. So that's that's actually gorgeous.
[10:20] Speaker 8: Oh and then this is actually it's a battery from
[10:24] Speaker 8: Paul Reuben's junk drawer. Paul gave me his junk drawer,
[10:28] Speaker 8: and so this is rip. So this is a very
[10:32] Speaker 8: hold on to this battery. It's probably not you. You
[10:34] Speaker 8: can't put it in anything anyway. Frame it. Okay, So
[10:38] Speaker 8: now here we go, now Caitlin, we come to Caitlin. Hello,
[10:43] Speaker 8: let's see here we've got Oh my god. Okay, one
[10:46] Speaker 8: of these cards is Bridge R wineger on it. Oh no, okay, Caitlin,
[10:54] Speaker 8: are you ready?
[10:55] Speaker 1: I'm nervous.
[10:56] Speaker 4: Oh, I hope.
[10:57] Speaker 8: So gift or a curse owning a pickup truck?
[11:03] Speaker 1: Oh, this is kind of.
[11:05] Speaker 7: I mean not personal directly to me, but I live
[11:09] Speaker 7: on a farm. My husband's a farmer and so he
[11:12] Speaker 7: uses his pickup truck a lot. Okay, Personally it's a curse.
[11:17] Speaker 7: I mean, what are you picking up? Why do you
[11:20] Speaker 7: need a whole truck? Why do you need it?
[11:24] Speaker 8: I mean, Katelyn, I could name a few things to
[11:26] Speaker 8: pick up.
[11:28] Speaker 7: Hatchbags are fine, you don't need anything bigger.
[11:32] Speaker 8: You're right there. It's a curse to own one because
[11:35] Speaker 8: everyone wants a favor. This is why I'll never own
[11:39] Speaker 8: a pickup truck for a variety of other reasons, my sexuality,
[11:42] Speaker 8: et cetera, et cetera. But you got one right, so far?
[11:47] Speaker 8: All right, and now let's see here I'm picking and
[11:49] Speaker 8: choosing that it's my show gift. You're a curse, mozzarellastics.
[11:54] Speaker 7: Oh, an absolute gift and why for the first three
[11:59] Speaker 7: minutes and then they turn into a curse, which I
[12:02] Speaker 7: know is not what you like. You don't like the
[12:04] Speaker 7: double answer, right, right, But for the first three minutes,
[12:07] Speaker 7: it's heaven, the string, the cheese pull, and then.
[12:12] Speaker 8: And what's happening? After three minutes you're turning on there.
[12:15] Speaker 8: Call it.
[12:15] Speaker 7: They're rock solid and inedible.
[12:18] Speaker 8: Okay, right.
[12:20] Speaker 7: I don't know if that answers the question, but.
[12:23] Speaker 8: I'm giving it to you. Gift, absolute gift. I love
[12:28] Speaker 8: a lots of realistic Oh in the Marinaro sauce, delicious,
[12:32] Speaker 8: an app we love an app. Okay, now, okay, there's
[12:34] Speaker 8: a T shirt. There's look, I've become a merch salesman. Okay,
[12:39] Speaker 8: what have we got in here? Oh, Caitlin, Okay, this
[12:43] Speaker 8: is garbage. This is from our only two time guest,
[12:49] Speaker 8: Jeff Loveness. Okay, this was from his first appearance. But
[12:52] Speaker 8: you won the Da Vinci code on audiobook CD. I
[12:55] Speaker 8: think it's about fifteen CDs. Feel for to take it
[13:00] Speaker 8: home with you or throw it out the window as
[13:01] Speaker 8: you're driving. Let me hand this to you, little snake.
[13:09] Speaker 4: Didn't think Jeff would be here?
[13:11] Speaker 8: Did you?
[13:14] Speaker 2: Glad you liked the gift?
[13:16] Speaker 8: Jeff, who lovedness.
[13:18] Speaker 4: I've been on the show twice.
[13:21] Speaker 8: I thought you were dead.
[13:24] Speaker 10: Only my career, Bridger after you iced to be out
[13:28] Speaker 10: of Hollywood.
[13:30] Speaker 8: I didn't think you'd notice.
[13:34] Speaker 2: Did you even listen to it?
[13:37] Speaker 4: What's it about? Jeff?
[13:40] Speaker 8: I bought a car with the CD player to listen
[13:42] Speaker 8: to this exclusively. And you know I'm a devout Catholic
[13:49] Speaker 8: and it.
[13:50] Speaker 10: Let's just say, the Catholic church is up to something.
[13:54] Speaker 8: Well. I don't want to hear about it, but feel free.
[13:57] Speaker 8: Caitlin just won it in front of an audience of
[13:59] Speaker 8: people were alive streaming, it's being recorded. But take it
[14:02] Speaker 8: away from her.
[14:07] Speaker 4: This is what you wanted.
[14:10] Speaker 10: You wanted to make me dance in front of your
[14:13] Speaker 10: little cult. He'll do this to all of you.
[14:23] Speaker 8: Enjoy, Jeff, sit down, Caitlyn. You want a barren square.
[14:27] Speaker 8: Your three have taken up enough.
[14:29] Speaker 4: Of my time.
[14:30] Speaker 8: The audience is turning on all of us. Yeah, I
[14:33] Speaker 8: think all of our business here is done. Take those
[14:35] Speaker 8: home and you might have to give them to someone
[14:38] Speaker 8: else at some point. Keep the battery, okay, I love
[14:42] Speaker 8: all of you. Get off the stage. We haven't even
[14:51] Speaker 8: said hello to Annalise Nelson yet. Hi. Look at the
[14:57] Speaker 8: business that's happening here on Lisa's read to sign the
[15:01] Speaker 8: forms this is a very good producer. Yeah, they've got
[15:04] Speaker 8: a mic everything. Now it looks like people have brought
[15:07] Speaker 8: me things. I'm not going to drag you through me
[15:11] Speaker 8: opening these. I'll open a couple. Oh my god, from you.
[15:19] Speaker 8: Oh my god. What is this? It says Morsels Bakery
[15:26] Speaker 8: on it. Look at this? Look at this. Congrats on.
[15:35] Speaker 8: I said no gifts. First live show. Love Kaitlyn. Okay,
[15:37] Speaker 8: now I just have to admit that I rigged it
[15:39] Speaker 8: for her to come up because she's here from New Jersey.
[15:44] Speaker 8: Caitlyn has been a long time listener and I think
[15:47] Speaker 8: for the first anniversary of the show sent me the
[15:49] Speaker 8: most beautiful cookies. She has a bakery in New Jersey
[15:52] Speaker 8: called Morsels, and I'm a you know, I'm a small
[15:55] Speaker 8: bakery supporter. That's all this podcast is for. Thank you, Kitlyn,
[16:00] Speaker 8: bless you. I can't put these back on the ground.
[16:05] Speaker 8: Oh god, let's look at this shirt. This is getting dangerous. Okay,
[16:13] Speaker 8: now I know she's telling me to open another thing.
[16:18] Speaker 8: There's a sticker. How did this even get made? It's
[16:23] Speaker 8: a sticker of me with a garbage can with a
[16:25] Speaker 8: fire in it. Oh my god. Okay, I'm Jim told
[16:29] Speaker 8: me if this goes over ninety minutes, he's walking out,
[16:31] Speaker 8: So okay, then look gorgeous coffee. I mean, I feel
[16:37] Speaker 8: like I'm now it's like I'm in an actual party
[16:39] Speaker 8: and people are resenting me for getting good things. Uh,
[16:44] Speaker 8: someone gave me garbage. That's an eminem package and oh
[16:48] Speaker 8: there's oh my god, there's something else in here? Is
[16:50] Speaker 8: this also from you, Caitlin? Caitlin's now the host of
[16:54] Speaker 8: the podcast. Oh, unbelievable. This is unbelievable. Okay, we're going
[17:09] Speaker 8: to there's just this. Okay, Oh, an RBG action figure. Fantastic,
[17:17] Speaker 8: fantastic as the Supreme Court just is the worst thing
[17:20] Speaker 8: in the world at this point, to Bridger from your
[17:23] Speaker 8: disrespectful guests, Okay, let me just get in here really quick.
[17:26] Speaker 8: I apologize. This was not planned. This is my husband.
[17:29] Speaker 8: Dear Jimmy and Britt, How does he keep my husband?
[17:32] Speaker 8: And I love your podcasts and are so excited for
[17:34] Speaker 8: your first live show tonight, Break a leg Love. Marissa
[17:37] Speaker 8: and Mike Hollings are bless you. Okay, now we've got
[17:40] Speaker 8: to move on. We have to move on. I'm leaving
[17:42] Speaker 8: these here. I love them, but I just have to
[17:44] Speaker 8: leave them. Here for now. I have to keep the
[17:46] Speaker 8: show going. We have some guests tonight, and I feel
[17:50] Speaker 8: like we should get to the first one. Oh who
[17:58] Speaker 8: who pushed that sound defect? It's Blair, Sucky Blair Blair,
[18:12] Speaker 8: welcome to I said.
[18:13] Speaker 1: No gifts, Oh thank you and hello. I know you
[18:19] Speaker 1: said not to bring one, but I've never really been
[18:22] Speaker 1: one for rules.
[18:24] Speaker 8: Well you I saw you pretty recently. You were on
[18:27] Speaker 8: the show and you gave me a rotissary chicken. Yeah,
[18:31] Speaker 8: which fed me for about a week. Really delicious.
[18:34] Speaker 1: But the thing about a rotissary Bridger is that the
[18:40] Speaker 1: magic goes away once it gets cold. It caught, it
[18:45] Speaker 1: congeals and turns. It's like a carriage that turns into
[18:48] Speaker 1: a pumpkin's. Yeah, you have to shred it immediately, eat
[18:53] Speaker 1: it immediately a week.
[18:55] Speaker 4: Wow.
[18:56] Speaker 8: I like cold chicken, yes.
[18:57] Speaker 1: But it's not it's different. It's rough, hard, It's it's
[19:01] Speaker 1: like a figure.
[19:05] Speaker 8: Does anyone else here eat the cold chicken in the fridge?
[19:09] Speaker 8: Not as many people as I've wanted, but that's fine.
[19:11] Speaker 1: Yeah, but you're eating the disassembled chicken, right, You're not
[19:16] Speaker 1: eating it? Rock Hard from the supermarket carcass correct.
[19:23] Speaker 8: Rock Hard it's never rock hard. Well, basically what I'm
[19:29] Speaker 8: doing is I'm cutting pieces off and eating them, but
[19:31] Speaker 8: more as a snack. It's not a meal for me.
[19:33] Speaker 8: Oh it's I mean, but you know I have issues, right,
[19:37] Speaker 8: But it was delicious. I ate it warm when you
[19:39] Speaker 8: brought it.
[19:40] Speaker 1: Yeah, it was pretty juicy.
[19:41] Speaker 8: Then at that point it was kind of in what
[19:43] Speaker 8: like a medical people call the danger zone as far
[19:46] Speaker 8: as temperature goes.
[19:48] Speaker 1: Sure, I got I brought it to you hot off
[19:51] Speaker 1: the press and still wrapped it. So I do believe
[19:56] Speaker 1: you were shocked that moment.
[19:58] Speaker 8: Oh my god, I lost it. I've never been given
[20:01] Speaker 8: a hot food on the podcast. Yeah, but I was.
[20:04] Speaker 8: I was thrilled to have it. How are you doing?
[20:06] Speaker 1: You know, I couldn't be better. To be reunited with
[20:10] Speaker 1: you here in front of a rabid audience is thrill.
[20:23] Speaker 8: It's like the Haunted Mansion.
[20:27] Speaker 1: It was a haunted mansion.
[20:30] Speaker 8: When was the last time you were at the Haunted
[20:31] Speaker 8: Mansion ride?
[20:32] Speaker 1: I would say probably about five years ago. A really
[20:36] Speaker 1: hot Can you imagine that they digitize the whole thing,
[20:42] Speaker 1: made it only maneuverable by app what Yeah that I
[20:48] Speaker 1: was like, how are the Grandmama's in the Grandpapa's supposed
[20:52] Speaker 1: to navigate goddamn Disneyland. You know what I mean.
[20:55] Speaker 8: It's I mean, it's ageist certainly. Yeah, maybe both, but
[21:03] Speaker 8: what a good point. But it also might be good.
[21:05] Speaker 8: It might be like forcing, you know, older generations to
[21:08] Speaker 8: learn about apps.
[21:09] Speaker 1: I hate to be forced. I'm an analogue bitch. Let
[21:13] Speaker 1: me just moosey around the park, find my way to
[21:17] Speaker 1: a line.
[21:19] Speaker 8: Well, they used to have what was it was a
[21:20] Speaker 8: fast pass? Yeah, and that worked. I guess it was little.
[21:24] Speaker 8: I don't know why the change. They want your information.
[21:26] Speaker 1: Back when we were a country, Back.
[21:28] Speaker 8: When we were a country, back when we were a country,
[21:30] Speaker 8: I remember. Uh No, I bet they want our information, right.
[21:33] Speaker 1: I bet that's why they're always trying to get a
[21:35] Speaker 1: freaking information. They want all the information. Do you accept
[21:39] Speaker 1: these cookies? I've accepted all the cookies. How many were
[21:44] Speaker 1: cookies do I have to accept?
[21:47] Speaker 8: Did you know I recently found out you can decline
[21:49] Speaker 8: the cookies.
[21:49] Speaker 1: I declined the cookies, they asked me again, So, my god,
[21:52] Speaker 1: I might as well just accept, so you stop bothering me.
[21:55] Speaker 8: I had no idea you even had the option. I've
[21:57] Speaker 8: hit except on probably a million websites. Well know, I'm
[22:00] Speaker 8: taking my life back.
[22:01] Speaker 1: But I'm like, they know everything anyways, they have it all,
[22:04] Speaker 1: you know, they know about like, they know my future children,
[22:07] Speaker 1: they know you know what I mean, they know everything.
[22:09] Speaker 8: That's very sweet.
[22:10] Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know that.
[22:12] Speaker 8: I do think about that when they about our information.
[22:14] Speaker 8: I'm like, when we get to the point that it's
[22:16] Speaker 8: so bad that they're abusing my information, what else am
[22:19] Speaker 8: I going to do?
[22:19] Speaker 1: I know, you know what I have to say. I
[22:22] Speaker 1: almost just brought up Aliens again, and then I had
[22:25] Speaker 1: a flashback.
[22:26] Speaker 8: We talked about it.
[22:26] Speaker 1: We already talked about Aliens, and I said, stuff it down,
[22:30] Speaker 1: stuff it down, put it back in blare. They don't
[22:33] Speaker 1: want to hear about that again.
[22:36] Speaker 8: Have there been any Oh my god, someone else here.
[22:42] Speaker 8: Oh it's Carl Toort, Carl.
[22:50] Speaker 1: Carl loll get up. Great to see you wherever we want. Okay,
[22:59] Speaker 1: thank you, Wow, putting a space.
[23:02] Speaker 4: I'm gonna give you a.
[23:03] Speaker 8: Space, Carl.
[23:05] Speaker 4: Welcome.
[23:05] Speaker 8: Di said, no.
[23:06] Speaker 4: Gifts, Thank you for having me.
[23:07] Speaker 8: This is the first time in person on the show.
[23:10] Speaker 4: First time in person.
[23:11] Speaker 8: You famously are the first gift or a curse loser.
[23:15] Speaker 1: What does that mean?
[23:16] Speaker 8: You lost the game, Carl, So tonight is gonna be
[23:21] Speaker 8: your redemption tour.
[23:21] Speaker 4: Oh, I'm the first person that lost.
[23:23] Speaker 8: Very first person to ever lose.
[23:25] Speaker 4: Wow, he didn't bring a gift.
[23:30] Speaker 8: No, he brought a gift. But you you played a
[23:32] Speaker 8: different game one on your episode. But we're gonna play
[23:34] Speaker 8: it tonight and we're gonna see how everyone feels. But
[23:36] Speaker 8: I think, Carl, one of the things we talked about
[23:39] Speaker 8: was Burger King. Yeah, and you loved Burger King and
[23:42] Speaker 8: I hated Burger King. But let's talk about Arby's. They
[23:48] Speaker 8: recently closed down the only Arby's in Los Angeles in.
[23:51] Speaker 4: The city in Hollywood. Yeah, there's still one. Don't fret.
[23:56] Speaker 4: I'll tell you where the other locations are.
[24:00] Speaker 8: Where is the other.
[24:02] Speaker 4: There's one uh in Van Eyes pushing Canoga Park area.
[24:05] Speaker 8: Okay when I when you say Canoga Park, I can't
[24:08] Speaker 8: get there.
[24:08] Speaker 4: It's far, it's far. But this one is not. It's
[24:11] Speaker 4: van I's.
[24:12] Speaker 8: Deep right right, Yeah, it's deep.
[24:14] Speaker 4: Ben, it's hot right now. But uh, there is another
[24:19] Speaker 4: one in Glendale too.
[24:19] Speaker 8: I believe Glendale that I would know, I would know.
[24:23] Speaker 8: And Arvey's in.
[24:24] Speaker 4: Glendale apparently somewhere around there.
[24:26] Speaker 8: Wow, I blieve myself for it closing.
[24:29] Speaker 1: I feel like I've also seen one in maybe a
[24:32] Speaker 1: distant dream on like the west side of La somewhere.
[24:36] Speaker 4: There used to be one on Losienaga in the area
[24:38] Speaker 4: that I grew up here. That one closed as well.
[24:41] Speaker 4: That one closed a long time ago. That one is
[24:43] Speaker 4: a Starbucks now.
[24:44] Speaker 1: Which boy was Harvey's.
[24:47] Speaker 4: People ain't eating there. And here's the thing. What's people
[24:54] Speaker 4: the socialization? People will get online, they will talk about
[24:57] Speaker 4: that Arby's don't taste good. And then the last time
[25:00] Speaker 4: at Arby's, it's like, you haven't eaten there, you haven't gone, lies, lies,
[25:07] Speaker 4: you haven't gone, so you don't know how it tastes.
[25:09] Speaker 4: It tastes very good.
[25:11] Speaker 1: What's your order there? What do you got there?
[25:13] Speaker 4: I get the beef and cheddar. I might get to
[25:16] Speaker 4: is it is it?
[25:17] Speaker 1: I've never been. I could be blamed.
[25:20] Speaker 8: I feel like all you would love Arby's.
[25:23] Speaker 1: I've been told this by many people that I would
[25:26] Speaker 1: love it.
[25:27] Speaker 8: How do you feel, it says you would love?
[25:31] Speaker 1: I feel known, I feel loved and feel cared for.
[25:34] Speaker 1: But wait, is it toasted?
[25:35] Speaker 11: Though?
[25:36] Speaker 1: That's why I need to know toted? The beef and
[25:39] Speaker 1: cheddar smelt its warm.
[25:40] Speaker 4: Yeah, the cheese sauce is melted. You can throw you
[25:44] Speaker 4: some Arby sauce on there, which is kind of like
[25:46] Speaker 4: a tanky like a barbecue. They also have Arby's barbecue sauce,
[25:50] Speaker 4: which is very good. And they got the Horsey sauce,
[25:52] Speaker 4: which is controversial. I don't care for.
[25:55] Speaker 8: I'm not a horse person.
[25:57] Speaker 4: Horsey is horse radish.
[25:59] Speaker 1: I love horse.
[26:00] Speaker 8: Oh well, see how many other fast food established have
[26:03] Speaker 8: horse horse radish.
[26:06] Speaker 1: They call it a nice punchy nickname, like Horsey sauce.
[26:11] Speaker 4: It's good curly fries to die for.
[26:16] Speaker 8: Ridiculous.
[26:17] Speaker 4: Y'all did this.
[26:21] Speaker 8: That'slarly ridiculous, and you posted about it and I really
[26:25] Speaker 8: felt so close to you.
[26:26] Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I had to. I had to let everybody
[26:29] Speaker 4: know y'all did this to army. Some people say, well,
[26:31] Speaker 4: it's the marketing. Come on, man, it's ving Ram's voice.
[26:36] Speaker 4: Who don't want to eat a quarter pound of roast beef?
[26:38] Speaker 4: When ving Rams talks.
[26:40] Speaker 8: I will say they they've always had roast beef sandwiches
[26:43] Speaker 8: and chicken fingers, which I thought were a little underrated,
[26:45] Speaker 8: but they recently brought a hamburger onto the menu. Somebody
[26:49] Speaker 8: lost their way.
[26:51] Speaker 4: Uh Monzarellistics good.
[26:53] Speaker 8: Oh they got great. I mean this is a full
[26:55] Speaker 8: commercial at this point, but it is nice. You really
[27:00] Speaker 8: feel connected to an Arby's eater because we are really
[27:03] Speaker 8: The people do not like us. People are trying to
[27:06] Speaker 8: tear us down.
[27:07] Speaker 4: They sent me a whole track suit.
[27:09] Speaker 8: Oh, I haven't gotten anything.
[27:10] Speaker 4: Arby sent me a tracksuit. It's on my Instagram.
[27:12] Speaker 1: Everybody, Oh, how did you get that?
[27:17] Speaker 4: Yeah, that's why I did it right there, That's what
[27:20] Speaker 4: I knew. I made it.
[27:21] Speaker 1: I posted about stuff all the time. No one sends
[27:24] Speaker 1: it anything either.
[27:25] Speaker 4: They ed a tracksuit and escalade and parked right outside
[27:28] Speaker 4: of my house. They they mailed me and they mailed
[27:31] Speaker 4: me the big hat to the big par Real hat.
[27:33] Speaker 8: Really.
[27:34] Speaker 4: Yeah, I donated that to charity.
[27:36] Speaker 8: Wow. How what did you do to spark this?
[27:39] Speaker 4: I can't remember. I think I think I was. I
[27:42] Speaker 4: was talking about it on the podcast that and they
[27:46] Speaker 4: defending it.
[27:46] Speaker 8: They need the word to get out and the social.
[27:48] Speaker 4: Media shout out to these kids who are running social
[27:50] Speaker 4: media for the best. Some of them are very funny.
[27:54] Speaker 4: And the Arby's kid was like, we want to send
[27:56] Speaker 4: you some stuff. I was like, here, is my address, stranger,
[27:59] Speaker 4: here is where I live.
[28:02] Speaker 1: Do you think they already had the track suit made?
[28:07] Speaker 1: Or was some sort of custom for you?
[28:11] Speaker 4: I mean they might have had it already made. It
[28:13] Speaker 4: definitely fit me and I'm a brig shit house, so
[28:16] Speaker 4: they it it was it fit well?
[28:20] Speaker 6: Wow.
[28:21] Speaker 4: I took a couple pictures in it, and now it's
[28:22] Speaker 4: taking in my closet.
[28:25] Speaker 8: Oh my god? Who's there? Oh it's Rob? Rob?
[28:37] Speaker 1: Oh wow, Now you'll sit next to me.
[28:42] Speaker 8: Rob. He made as sad a noise and I want
[28:46] Speaker 8: everyone to make sure they heard that. Oh Rob, welcome
[28:52] Speaker 8: to I said, no gifts.
[28:54] Speaker 2: When did this become a food podcast?
[28:56] Speaker 8: When rby shut down and I quietly grieved for four days, I'm,
[29:00] Speaker 8: you know, releasing that now.
[29:02] Speaker 4: Yeah?
[29:02] Speaker 2: Are they officially closed? I saw I follow you on Instagram?
[29:05] Speaker 4: Thank you?
[29:08] Speaker 2: Are they shut down or is that in the works.
[29:11] Speaker 4: Arby's is not shut down as an entity, but that location,
[29:15] Speaker 4: which has been there since the sixties, I want to say.
[29:19] Speaker 4: If not, it's like Steve Arby's here. Why are we.
[29:24] Speaker 1: What?
[29:24] Speaker 2: Why we control of the show.
[29:29] Speaker 8: I'm relinquishing control to Arby's.
[29:32] Speaker 12: Take it.
[29:33] Speaker 8: Arby's. Arby's is for roast, beef. You know that.
[29:36] Speaker 1: Yeah, arby I only found that out in the last year.
[29:39] Speaker 1: It was shocked.
[29:39] Speaker 8: That's one of those things.
[29:40] Speaker 4: Really damn mind period. You don't know that ship Rby's
[29:45] Speaker 4: what they're shitting themselves.
[29:47] Speaker 8: If anyone tries to bring up.
[29:49] Speaker 2: No one is shitting themselves.
[29:52] Speaker 4: You shoot yourself. Go to Arby's. See this is the
[29:56] Speaker 4: this is the rhetoric.
[29:57] Speaker 2: This is for some reason, the the reason that location
[30:01] Speaker 2: is closing down true stories because they filmed a porno
[30:05] Speaker 2: in there.
[30:06] Speaker 8: They did.
[30:06] Speaker 2: Yes, that's true. Saying that straight to the people on
[30:13] Speaker 2: the live stream. That's for the people on the live stream.
[30:16] Speaker 4: They filmed the porno in Arby's. Somebody had to meet. Listen.
[30:23] Speaker 4: They're gonna tear it down and turn it into unaffordable housing.
[30:26] Speaker 4: And that's the problem with Los Angeles. They're gonna turn
[30:29] Speaker 4: They're gonna tear it down, They're gonna build.
[30:31] Speaker 2: Something in the art.
[30:33] Speaker 4: Would you live in that Arby's if they if they let.
[30:35] Speaker 8: Me buy it, marry me, we'll live there together.
[30:39] Speaker 4: We'll live there together.
[30:41] Speaker 8: I feel like they've got to reopen it. That sign
[30:43] Speaker 8: is beautiful.
[30:45] Speaker 1: Has ever a gorgeous sign?
[30:47] Speaker 8: Give it up for the Arby's. Yeah, Rob, Rob, have
[30:53] Speaker 8: you eaten at Arby's? No?
[30:55] Speaker 2: Because I'm a human, personal god, I can't give you
[30:59] Speaker 2: this digest system.
[31:01] Speaker 1: That is not my reasoning I want. I'll just throw
[31:05] Speaker 1: back choke down a nice digestive end sime, and I'm
[31:08] Speaker 1: gonna hit it hard. I'm gonna put I'm gonna put
[31:10] Speaker 1: my foot pedal to the gas all the way down.
[31:14] Speaker 1: I'm getting the beef and cheddar with the Horsey sauce.
[31:16] Speaker 4: Good.
[31:19] Speaker 8: Have any of you seen Tabitha's Salon Takeover? We've got
[31:24] Speaker 8: to change the subject. I just learned of the show.
[31:26] Speaker 2: That was a hard turn and that was and people
[31:30] Speaker 2: listening to this are be like I went to the bathroom,
[31:33] Speaker 2: I came back. They were talking about Tabitha's fucking what
[31:36] Speaker 2: is it?
[31:36] Speaker 8: Salon Takeovers?
[31:38] Speaker 4: Takeover? Excellent show.
[31:41] Speaker 6: Uh.
[31:41] Speaker 8: My boyfriend Jim introduced it to me. It's from two
[31:44] Speaker 8: thousand and seven to about ten. This Australian woman who
[31:47] Speaker 8: is tough and talented takes over salons around the country
[31:52] Speaker 8: to get them back in order.
[31:54] Speaker 1: Oh does she have the platinum short haircuts?
[31:57] Speaker 8: She looks like she's in charge of like a space fleet.
[31:59] Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I know.
[32:03] Speaker 8: Something yes, maybe, Bravo incredible.
[32:07] Speaker 4: I'm hooked.
[32:07] Speaker 8: In the last two days, I've watched like five episodes
[32:11] Speaker 8: and none of these businesses are still open tough to see,
[32:16] Speaker 8: but I went to it's Tabitha Coffee. I'm glad we're
[32:19] Speaker 8: on board with this because this is all we're talking
[32:21] Speaker 8: about for the rest.
[32:22] Speaker 4: Of the show.
[32:23] Speaker 8: Tabitha Coffee has moved on. She had Tabitha takes Over,
[32:26] Speaker 8: which was Salon's and other things like a gay bar.
[32:29] Speaker 8: But now she's running something called bitch Camp that she
[32:33] Speaker 8: was advertising on her Instagram and it's that's.
[32:35] Speaker 4: For little kids that are bitches. You're going to bitch Camp.
[32:43] Speaker 8: It's some sort of motivational course. It sounds for like brilliant, intelligent, tricky,
[32:51] Speaker 8: maybe not tricky, but.
[32:54] Speaker 4: Tricky.
[32:56] Speaker 1: Hayden akrim acronym.
[33:01] Speaker 8: I was gonna say, Ana Graham, all these words. You've
[33:03] Speaker 8: got to cut down on the words. You've seen Tabitha
[33:07] Speaker 8: take soal On Takeover.
[33:09] Speaker 1: Yeah, many years and I actually didn't remember, and then
[33:12] Speaker 1: this just probed some deep recesses on my mind. But
[33:15] Speaker 1: I remember her being quite an austere woman. So this
[33:18] Speaker 1: new enterprise called bitch Camp seems sort of like a
[33:21] Speaker 1: new relevant foray for her right.
[33:24] Speaker 8: It feels like she's been very in control of her brand.
[33:28] Speaker 8: Doesn't seem to be leading anywhere. But the show is excellent.
[33:32] Speaker 8: I have to recommend it. That and Ripley on Netflix
[33:35] Speaker 8: are my kind of things, kind of different. Who's watched Ripley?
[33:41] Speaker 8: Everyone else can leave the theater? Have you three watched Ripley?
[33:44] Speaker 4: No?
[33:45] Speaker 8: No? Oh, it's such a good show.
[33:49] Speaker 4: What is it about?
[33:50] Speaker 8: It's about the talented mister Ripley.
[33:51] Speaker 4: Why don't I just watch that movie?
[33:53] Speaker 8: Because the movie's a different thing, Rob the movie?
[33:58] Speaker 4: Is it a real guy?
[34:00] Speaker 8: No?
[34:01] Speaker 4: But they made they made a mini series about it.
[34:03] Speaker 8: They've made several movies. Now they've oh yeah, yeah, they've
[34:07] Speaker 8: made movies throughout the years. John Malkovich played him at
[34:11] Speaker 8: one point. Now they've got this beautiful What am I?
[34:14] Speaker 8: I'm just recommending and promoting things for giant corporations on
[34:17] Speaker 8: this show. I mean, everyone, cancel your Netflix subscription? No,
[34:22] Speaker 8: you got watch Ripley first.
[34:24] Speaker 2: You know what? You know where the Netflix offices are
[34:26] Speaker 2: here in Hollywood? Yes, you know what's right next door
[34:29] Speaker 2: to that?
[34:31] Speaker 8: Oh my god. Yeah, Netflix is killing everything. It died
[34:36] Speaker 8: in the shadow of Netflix. It couldn't bloom. Oh that's
[34:42] Speaker 8: hard to hear. That's hard to hear.
[34:44] Speaker 1: I did just watch Perfect Match on Netflix.
[34:47] Speaker 8: Wait, not Perfect Wife, No Perfect Match, Perfect Match. What's
[34:51] Speaker 8: this about.
[34:52] Speaker 1: It's like we're various, uh, nefarious characters from all the
[34:58] Speaker 1: different reality shows, sort of like the demons from each
[35:01] Speaker 1: one all come together and then they wear bathing suits
[35:06] Speaker 1: and they lie.
[35:06] Speaker 8: To each other, you know, like in a warehouse or.
[35:13] Speaker 1: More in some remote Mexico maybe Toulon sort of thing.
[35:18] Speaker 8: Of course sounds too expensive for production.
[35:20] Speaker 1: Oh yeah, somewhere like that, in a villa, a villa,
[35:24] Speaker 1: you know.
[35:26] Speaker 2: Right right, we're talking about Tabitha's salon takeover. I went
[35:30] Speaker 2: to the bathroom, I came back. Now they're talking about
[35:32] Speaker 2: the time. This podcast just keeps going.
[35:35] Speaker 4: I'm so confused.
[35:36] Speaker 8: Happy to circle back to Tabitha's salon takeover.
[35:40] Speaker 4: More than happy.
[35:41] Speaker 8: I obviously people are very familiar with the show. Okay,
[35:46] Speaker 8: you're watching have you seen Perfect Wife the documentary on Hulu?
[35:50] Speaker 8: This thing is I've heard there was a new story
[35:53] Speaker 8: about a wife that went mysteriously missing.
[35:56] Speaker 2: I had nothing to do with it. Is that this
[36:00] Speaker 2: is going? Is this whole thing? Are you guys, cops,
[36:03] Speaker 2: we have five cameras and if you're a cop, you
[36:05] Speaker 2: have to tell us.
[36:08] Speaker 4: You know, so what happened?
[36:09] Speaker 8: She can I give it away. Yeah, the wife went
[36:13] Speaker 8: missing jogging one morning. She was the perfect wife. Twenty
[36:18] Speaker 8: two days later, she shows up on the side of
[36:20] Speaker 8: the freeway in chains, bruises all over her body. She
[36:25] Speaker 8: orchestrated the whole thing with her dopey ex boyfriend. She
[36:29] Speaker 8: came down to like Torrents to live in his studio
[36:32] Speaker 8: apartment for twenty two days, of course, and then made
[36:35] Speaker 8: like he held up his hockey stick and she ran
[36:37] Speaker 8: into it so she would get bruised.
[36:39] Speaker 1: Oh you know what, this is thrilling to me. We
[36:41] Speaker 1: need more representation with women in scamming, faking murders. Okay,
[36:46] Speaker 1: that is great.
[36:48] Speaker 4: Wait, that's the rob So she didn't she didn't want
[36:51] Speaker 4: to get caught cheating, so she did this.
[36:53] Speaker 8: That part is truly completely unclear what she wanted.
[36:58] Speaker 1: Oh, they don't disclose the most She.
[37:00] Speaker 8: Got a little bit of money, but it never seemed
[37:02] Speaker 8: like that was the direct thing.
[37:03] Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe she just likes the ruse.
[37:06] Speaker 8: Yeah, I think she just.
[37:08] Speaker 1: The game, a little game.
[37:10] Speaker 2: But the boyfriend was like I I'm totally on board
[37:13] Speaker 2: with the plan, but you have to run into the
[37:15] Speaker 2: hockey stick. I'm not gonna hit.
[37:17] Speaker 4: You with it.
[37:18] Speaker 2: That's when he claims you have to run faster, back up,
[37:23] Speaker 2: go back to the end of the hallway.
[37:24] Speaker 4: I'm I'm gonna take the hockey stick to the door
[37:26] Speaker 4: frame and you run through it.
[37:29] Speaker 1: That's true love. Because he didn't want her to suffer
[37:32] Speaker 1: a bruise at his hand, so he said, you bruise yourself.
[37:37] Speaker 8: Or he didn't want to be convicted of some other.
[37:39] Speaker 2: Charge, so what will happen to them?
[37:41] Speaker 8: So she went home back to her husband and lived
[37:44] Speaker 8: with him for years and they all like, eventually this
[37:47] Speaker 8: all was discovered and she kept living with him and
[37:48] Speaker 8: he knew that she had done this, and finally they
[37:51] Speaker 8: nailed her. She went to prison for a year and
[37:53] Speaker 8: a half.
[37:53] Speaker 12: And you know, a year and a half, the chair
[37:56] Speaker 12: a year and a half or this per the chair, Carl,
[38:02] Speaker 12: That motherfucking a chair, Carl.
[38:05] Speaker 1: She's just having a lot of fun.
[38:09] Speaker 2: She was going through a hard time. We're not going
[38:12] Speaker 2: to execute her, Carl.
[38:15] Speaker 8: Look, I would love to go back to Tabitha's salon takeover,
[38:18] Speaker 8: but there's something else. I need to talk to you
[38:20] Speaker 8: three about You've all been guests on this podcast before
[38:24] Speaker 8: it's called. I said, no gifts. This whole audience is
[38:26] Speaker 8: familiar with the show. I assume you've gotten multiple emails,
[38:32] Speaker 8: so it was a little look. I was excited to
[38:34] Speaker 8: have the three of you here. I thought, we'll have
[38:35] Speaker 8: a nice discussion about my favorite topics and then I'll
[38:39] Speaker 8: send them away. So it was a little surprised when
[38:42] Speaker 8: all three of you arrived with a gift.
[38:46] Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, my I don't go anywhere empty hanging without
[38:52] Speaker 1: a gift.
[38:53] Speaker 8: You have a good track record so far.
[38:55] Speaker 1: Yeah, well my mom raised me that way, and I'm
[38:57] Speaker 1: not happy now, not even for your rules.
[38:59] Speaker 8: Okay, Well, and you two are just silent.
[39:02] Speaker 4: I would feel terrible.
[39:04] Speaker 2: I thought about I thought it would be really funny
[39:07] Speaker 2: to show up without a gift, But then I thought, well,
[39:11] Speaker 2: that would be funny to me, So I brought one
[39:16] Speaker 2: like as a backup in case I needed it.
[39:19] Speaker 8: Okay, and Carl, I got you something, You're owning it.
[39:25] Speaker 8: I don't follow the rules, Okay, Well should I open
[39:28] Speaker 8: them here in front of the audience?
[39:29] Speaker 1: Yeah?
[39:34] Speaker 2: Did you already ask how many people have similar gloves
[39:37] Speaker 2: to you.
[39:38] Speaker 4: In the audience.
[39:39] Speaker 8: Are people wearing gloves? Oh my god, Oh my god,
[39:43] Speaker 8: this is hot.
[39:46] Speaker 4: Do you come together? Okay, good?
[39:50] Speaker 8: Oh my god, goddamnoman, the three of us run away?
[39:56] Speaker 2: When will you be cleaning your gloves? Everybody on the
[40:04] Speaker 2: live stream wants to know, please just clean them.
[40:10] Speaker 8: I make meals with these.
[40:13] Speaker 4: We know.
[40:16] Speaker 8: I considered washing them, and then, you know I'm very democratic.
[40:20] Speaker 8: I took it to the listener. I put a poll
[40:23] Speaker 8: on Instagram. Should they be cleaned? Overwhelmingly no, although in
[40:29] Speaker 8: the comments constantly being harassed. Make up your mind. I'm
[40:34] Speaker 8: happy to clean them. I mean, I think they're beyond
[40:36] Speaker 8: repair at this point.
[40:37] Speaker 1: I think they look chic and frankly, it's nobody's business.
[40:41] Speaker 8: Thank you. That's the end of the story. If I
[40:44] Speaker 8: see another comment blocked, I'll find a way to block
[40:48] Speaker 8: you from listening to the podcast. It will be over.
[40:53] Speaker 4: Your comment section does get a little rowdy, it gets
[40:56] Speaker 4: a little last I bought you brought a gift. I
[41:00] Speaker 4: disobeyed you did, and I brought you the full series,
[41:04] Speaker 4: the entire sentire DVD set of Martin and A woman
[41:10] Speaker 4: commented loved the guest, but do not like Martin never
[41:14] Speaker 4: watched it, never will and I go I just talked
[41:19] Speaker 4: for an hour about how this is my favorite show.
[41:22] Speaker 4: But also lady who gives them? No one asked, nobody asked.
[41:28] Speaker 8: She hasn't even seen it.
[41:29] Speaker 4: She hasn't seen it, but has such a strong stance
[41:32] Speaker 4: about never will.
[41:34] Speaker 8: Ye Martin Lawrence cut that woman off in traffic or
[41:36] Speaker 8: something has happened.
[41:39] Speaker 1: Sometimes these keyboard warriors, I swear to God coming after
[41:44] Speaker 1: Martin in the DVD set, that is unspeakable.
[41:49] Speaker 8: Wow, I bet I've got that person muted. I hope
[41:51] Speaker 8: they're listening. Well, let's open these gifts here on the podcast,
[41:56] Speaker 8: shall we. Let's do it, Blair, I mean, this just
[42:00] Speaker 8: feel like a coordinated attack, all three of you. But yeah, gorgeous.
[42:03] Speaker 1: This is oh yeah, thank you. It's just a little something.
[42:06] Speaker 1: It's really no big to you?
[42:09] Speaker 4: Is this?
[42:09] Speaker 2: Is this a Can I ask a question before it's
[42:12] Speaker 2: been revealed?
[42:13] Speaker 8: People? Can I ask a question? You would not believe
[42:17] Speaker 8: how often on this podcast the guests is, can I
[42:20] Speaker 8: ask a question?
[42:20] Speaker 4: I did that?
[42:21] Speaker 2: I did that a lot.
[42:22] Speaker 4: I did that.
[42:23] Speaker 2: I was in your backyard. I was boiling high. If
[42:25] Speaker 2: you don't, is anyone here been to Bridges' house. You're
[42:29] Speaker 2: very exposed. You're in the backyard. There's dogs barking. The
[42:33] Speaker 2: sun was beating down on me for like like an hour.
[42:38] Speaker 4: That's why his hair is white.
[42:39] Speaker 2: Now, yeah, my hair was a beautiful brow.
[42:43] Speaker 8: There was a patio cover. It's a luni.
[42:46] Speaker 2: My question was going to be is this a homemade
[42:49] Speaker 2: gift or a store?
[42:51] Speaker 1: But okay, oh yeah, I have to say my experience
[42:56] Speaker 1: is a little bit different. In your backyard. I found
[42:58] Speaker 1: it to be sort of a paradise oasis. The humming
[43:02] Speaker 1: birds were out, the butterflies. It was sensational.
[43:07] Speaker 8: I'm so glad I had you on first.
[43:10] Speaker 2: There was a drive by shooting and a dog attacked me,
[43:19] Speaker 2: so we did have different experiences.
[43:23] Speaker 8: I had you at my burner house. Okay, we've got
[43:30] Speaker 8: to open the gifts. We've got to open. You are
[43:34] Speaker 8: really keeping me fit. It's a beef top ramen.
[43:41] Speaker 1: This is my second favorite food besides her to see chicken,
[43:45] Speaker 1: and I really wanted you to be able to try it.
[43:49] Speaker 8: Have I tried beef top ramen?
[43:51] Speaker 1: I don't think so, not this one.
[43:53] Speaker 8: I love beef top ramen. Are you kidding me?
[43:57] Speaker 4: Delicious?
[43:58] Speaker 8: Does anyone here not like top Ramen. It's a one
[44:00] Speaker 8: that I think is just unbelievably satisfying to eat, no
[44:02] Speaker 8: matter when or what or how well.
[44:05] Speaker 1: What I like to put about a half a canisterer
[44:08] Speaker 1: parmesan in there and make a big cheese lump, get
[44:11] Speaker 1: fucking nasty with it, and that's what feels good for me.
[44:19] Speaker 8: You turn it into Italian food. Yes, so you just
[44:24] Speaker 8: brought it because you want me to try top Ramen.
[44:26] Speaker 1: I want you to try it. I don't know if
[44:28] Speaker 1: you had tried it or not. You had never had
[44:31] Speaker 1: rotisserie chicken.
[44:32] Speaker 8: So true, you.
[44:35] Speaker 2: Had never had rotisserie chicken, never tried it been established.
[44:43] Speaker 1: No, he never tried it before, and that's why he
[44:45] Speaker 1: did something on where he nod on it for a week.
[44:51] Speaker 8: I did start the first one hundred and fifty episodes
[44:53] Speaker 8: by saying welcome to I said, no gifts. I've never
[44:55] Speaker 8: tried protistry chicken.
[44:57] Speaker 1: I know, and look, I listened decades.
[45:01] Speaker 8: This is the picture of a dedicated listener.
[45:04] Speaker 4: I got another tip for you, and you can take
[45:07] Speaker 4: this one tube Blair and my TikTok algorithm. One thing
[45:10] Speaker 4: that pops up a lot is prison recipes. People who
[45:13] Speaker 4: have been in prison, who cook things. Well, there's top
[45:17] Speaker 4: there's top ramen available in prison on your quite a
[45:22] Speaker 4: bit because if you watch it long enough, which you
[45:24] Speaker 4: have to. I gotta see, I gotta watch the whole
[45:26] Speaker 4: thing like this. But I sit and watch the whole thing.
[45:30] Speaker 4: Oh no, don't put that anyway. One time they were
[45:35] Speaker 4: making top ramen and he added to it, like the
[45:40] Speaker 4: aluminum packs of tuna, like tuna creations or what like,
[45:43] Speaker 4: like right, chicken and sea or like, and he put
[45:47] Speaker 4: that in there, and I said, oh, let me go
[45:49] Speaker 4: try it. Great stars of protein. If you work it out,
[45:55] Speaker 4: it is pretty tasty.
[45:56] Speaker 8: It tastes good, It tastes fishy.
[45:58] Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it's tuna. But if you put it and
[46:00] Speaker 4: you put it in there, why you like? Why you
[46:02] Speaker 4: if you make it in.
[46:03] Speaker 8: The in the yeah, and it's pretty good with the
[46:07] Speaker 8: with the back of the season.
[46:08] Speaker 4: And that is more sodium than we should eat in
[46:11] Speaker 4: a week.
[46:11] Speaker 1: No, it's barely any it's just the next morning your head,
[46:15] Speaker 1: so like a basketball, really.
[46:23] Speaker 8: Up, you're free.
[46:25] Speaker 4: You gotta try it. You gotta try it. It actually
[46:28] Speaker 4: is pretty good.
[46:28] Speaker 8: And no in prison do you have access to a microwave.
[46:33] Speaker 4: They got hot pots, so oh I didn't know that
[46:35] Speaker 4: they got their tubleware. They put the noodles in in
[46:37] Speaker 4: the tuble part of water and then cover it up,
[46:41] Speaker 4: slide it under their bunk bed.
[46:43] Speaker 2: Right this isle.
[46:48] Speaker 4: I will show you these videos when we get off stage.
[46:51] Speaker 4: I don't need to lie about this.
[46:54] Speaker 8: What if Carl had made that up?
[46:58] Speaker 4: Who is this person? Rob?
[47:02] Speaker 8: Do you have a Ramen recipe?
[47:04] Speaker 4: No? I don't know. I don't.
[47:07] Speaker 2: Is that is that a requirement?
[47:09] Speaker 8: It was?
[47:11] Speaker 2: Do you can? I ask just the preparation for that Ramen?
[47:16] Speaker 2: How long do you boil ramen? I don't know.
[47:19] Speaker 8: Oh, it's so fast, three minutes or so.
[47:21] Speaker 1: Once it starts bubbling and screaming, baby, then it's good time.
[47:26] Speaker 4: Also, depending on how firm you want the noodle. And
[47:29] Speaker 4: you cook it too long, it's gonna be too.
[47:32] Speaker 1: Uh yeah, but even not enough. It's too hard. You say,
[47:35] Speaker 1: what am I doing here? This isn't what I want.
[47:38] Speaker 2: If I find out that the Ramen company is a
[47:40] Speaker 2: sponsor of this podcast, as well as Arby's I'm Gonna
[47:45] Speaker 2: Be Furious and Tabitha's Salon.
[47:48] Speaker 8: Takeover, you see me fly away in a helicopter for money.
[48:00] Speaker 4: For that Tabitha mine.
[48:03] Speaker 8: Bitch? Camp. So, uh, message me on Instagram. I'll hook
[48:08] Speaker 8: you up with the details.
[48:09] Speaker 1: But okay, well, I know you said not tippling the gift,
[48:12] Speaker 1: but just feel free to just have yourself a nice
[48:15] Speaker 1: night with Jim. Enjoy that split a rock. Yeah, I
[48:21] Speaker 1: want on me you too, a lover's dinner.
[48:27] Speaker 8: That's it is very lady in the tramp. Yeah, very
[48:30] Speaker 8: trashy version. I like that. No, I I genuinely think
[48:36] Speaker 8: Raman tastes. It's you know, when you're a kid, most
[48:38] Speaker 8: of the things you eat you enjoy, and then later
[48:40] Speaker 8: you think they're disgusting.
[48:41] Speaker 1: Ramen Oh same, but that's guys they put they do
[48:44] Speaker 1: those little packets. It's like it's like crack. It's incredible.
[48:47] Speaker 8: Yeah, addiction. You know, how often are you making Ramena?
[48:55] Speaker 1: A couple of times and months? We ever a few days?
[49:01] Speaker 8: Really, I think that's fine.
[49:05] Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I support that. I think so I
[49:07] Speaker 1: drink water and stuff.
[49:09] Speaker 8: What is your blood pressure?
[49:10] Speaker 4: Do you know?
[49:11] Speaker 1: I have no clue. I'm not interested in knowying something
[49:14] Speaker 1: like that. That's none of my business.
[49:17] Speaker 8: When was the last time you had your blood checked?
[49:19] Speaker 1: Probably for the reason I said, oh yeah, you keep
[49:22] Speaker 1: the results, you know, I do when I when they
[49:25] Speaker 1: weigh me, I say nothing, I'm not looking. And when
[49:28] Speaker 1: I try to tell me, the blood pressure results not
[49:31] Speaker 1: my business.
[49:32] Speaker 8: You know. Yeah, mine is very low. If I were
[49:36] Speaker 8: to stand up right now, I might pass out.
[49:38] Speaker 1: To just use that Bethany Frankel has.
[49:41] Speaker 8: Oh, that's one of the many things we share. Oh, Rob,
[49:48] Speaker 8: your blood pressure.
[49:48] Speaker 4: Blood pressure is very low.
[49:50] Speaker 8: I kind of It's kind of a point of pride
[49:52] Speaker 8: for me, although I've done nothing to you too.
[49:54] Speaker 4: Yeah.
[49:54] Speaker 2: My doctor's like, wow, you must exercise a lot, and
[49:56] Speaker 2: I'm like, okay.
[49:58] Speaker 1: Low blood pressure is good, then.
[50:00] Speaker 2: Low, bro Yes, low, yeah, I think. But you know,
[50:03] Speaker 2: also my heart, my heart is just shattered and yeah,
[50:07] Speaker 2: I have like like a quarter of my heart like
[50:09] Speaker 2: is squirting right now.
[50:12] Speaker 8: Your shirt is damp.
[50:15] Speaker 4: I'm always bleeding.
[50:20] Speaker 8: Okay, Well, do we have anything left to say about Roman?
[50:23] Speaker 1: I think we've really covered it all.
[50:25] Speaker 8: You know, we've gotten two recipes. I think like a
[50:28] Speaker 8: Broccolian mine you do, Oh delicious.
[50:31] Speaker 1: You just want to kid yourself.
[50:32] Speaker 8: Yeah exactly.
[50:33] Speaker 1: Yeah. You want to justify completely. You want to remove blame, guilt,
[50:39] Speaker 1: and fear. You can't just dive in heads straight.
[50:44] Speaker 8: I need more things to chew.
[50:46] Speaker 4: Wait till you add that tuna, you gonna be You're
[50:49] Speaker 4: gonna be in a hog haven't we had that tuna?
[50:50] Speaker 1: Tell you?
[50:51] Speaker 2: Will you use these gloves to prepare this dish.
[50:54] Speaker 8: I'll stir the water. I'm I'm lling the tuna apart,
[51:02] Speaker 8: and then I put them in my sock drawer.
[51:04] Speaker 4: You know, it's so upsetting.
[51:09] Speaker 8: Look, there's a reason they haven't been cleaned. So well,
[51:12] Speaker 8: should we open? Carl? You brought something I know I
[51:15] Speaker 8: should know? Is this also a ramen.
[51:19] Speaker 4: For you? This is gorgeous rap. Don't look at the
[51:22] Speaker 4: back wrap part just looking for look at it.
[51:26] Speaker 8: I'm I'm looking at the back. I have full access. Oh,
[51:28] Speaker 8: Lisa is so helpful. Sometimes no, all the time, all
[51:31] Speaker 8: the time. Okay, we're getting into this. We're getting into this.
[51:36] Speaker 4: All right now. That is not the it's a I
[51:39] Speaker 4: used it. I recycled the box.
[51:41] Speaker 8: Yeah, because the box is a showtime selfie ring light.
[51:44] Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, that's when after midnight. That's one of those gifts.
[51:52] Speaker 8: Okay, Okay, now I'm getting I think I know what
[51:55] Speaker 8: it's this. It's a real tree. This looks like something
[52:01] Speaker 8: you got from like a from what's the game the
[52:05] Speaker 8: via big video game that free Fall or what is
[52:09] Speaker 8: that thing called that everyone plays Fortnite Fortnite. This looks
[52:13] Speaker 8: like it was designed by Fortnite.
[52:15] Speaker 4: That's more Big bug Hunter, that's this is.
[52:18] Speaker 8: A Real Tree Edge cologne Mountain series. Where did this
[52:22] Speaker 8: come from?
[52:23] Speaker 4: So my mama bought me a three pack. Uh, and
[52:29] Speaker 4: there's three different Real Tree colognes. For those of you
[52:33] Speaker 4: who don't know what real Tree is. Hipsters are now
[52:36] Speaker 4: wearing it. But it's my heritage. It's a hunting camouflage.
[52:41] Speaker 4: It's like big game hunting and fishing and outdoors stuff,
[52:45] Speaker 4: bat pro shops deer deer piss?
[52:49] Speaker 2: Am I wrong?
[52:50] Speaker 1: Was it supposed to attract the large game?
[52:52] Speaker 8: Oh?
[52:53] Speaker 4: That's supposed to attrack women large game. Yeah, you're gonna
[53:01] Speaker 4: get your ass beat, right?
[53:06] Speaker 2: I have to do they not make a product that
[53:10] Speaker 2: is deer urine?
[53:12] Speaker 8: They do?
[53:16] Speaker 2: Do we know that that is not.
[53:18] Speaker 1: That you gave bridgerd deer piss in the bottle? Rob?
[53:26] Speaker 8: Did you bring a straw?
[53:29] Speaker 6: Uh?
[53:30] Speaker 8: We need to get to We need to get to
[53:31] Speaker 8: the bottom of the deer pistol thing because I have
[53:33] Speaker 8: heard this. Carl, are you familiar with this?
[53:35] Speaker 4: Yeah? Well you want to attract certain animals. Uh, that
[53:39] Speaker 4: you're hunting, so you put like deer urine around your.
[53:42] Speaker 8: Put it on your body.
[53:43] Speaker 1: No, this is to attract animals that you're hunting.
[53:51] Speaker 8: Not this, that's what I thought that was. This is
[53:54] Speaker 8: after hunt.
[53:55] Speaker 4: This is that's after hunt. You're going down to the
[53:58] Speaker 4: Honkey tongue, have a couple of beers with the eyes
[54:00] Speaker 4: and maybe chat up a few phillies.
[54:04] Speaker 8: Carl, how long have you been wearing this?
[54:06] Speaker 4: Oh? Come on, man, years my mom bought me that Christmas. Uh,
[54:11] Speaker 4: twenty eighteen. Oh, I don't wear that one. I wear
[54:17] Speaker 4: the other one.
[54:17] Speaker 8: What's the other one?
[54:18] Speaker 4: That one is unused for you?
[54:20] Speaker 2: My brother from you that's been in your house for
[54:24] Speaker 2: six years. Just a jean in a barrel.
[54:29] Speaker 4: On my cologne shelf.
[54:31] Speaker 8: I want to smell this I wear? Uh, get spread
[54:34] Speaker 8: on the glove, I suppose.
[54:37] Speaker 4: Don't raise so close. Spread it on the microphone so
[54:40] Speaker 4: we can all smell it.
[54:43] Speaker 1: Oh, it's fresh.
[54:44] Speaker 4: That that was the spicy one. Can I smell this?
[54:48] Speaker 8: Yeah?
[54:49] Speaker 4: I wear lolabo.
[54:50] Speaker 2: Wait, I can't smell. I smell like tuna or something.
[54:57] Speaker 4: That is fast.
[54:59] Speaker 8: It's a nice smell. The thrill of the hunt it's
[55:01] Speaker 8: the thrill of the hunt. It's so your mom, just
[55:03] Speaker 8: just like a Carl will like this hunting cologne. Yeah,
[55:08] Speaker 8: where do you get it? Do you get it at
[55:09] Speaker 8: the hunting store?
[55:11] Speaker 4: I'm assuming she either bought that at like a bass
[55:13] Speaker 4: Pro shops or a Marshal's. Okay, right somewhere.
[55:17] Speaker 2: Like does your mom have tons like deer around her
[55:21] Speaker 2: house that are smelling?
[55:23] Speaker 10: No?
[55:23] Speaker 4: That is not for deers? What is not being clear?
[55:31] Speaker 1: What's it called? What's it called again?
[55:34] Speaker 4: That one?
[55:34] Speaker 1: Yeah?
[55:35] Speaker 8: Real Tree Edge, Real Tree Edge Mountain series.
[55:38] Speaker 1: Then how do we get to deer though?
[55:40] Speaker 8: Really?
[55:42] Speaker 4: Because it looks like big buck hunters and you put
[55:44] Speaker 4: on real Tree when you go hunt so you can
[55:46] Speaker 4: match with the damn nature.
[55:49] Speaker 8: It's kind of like a huntsman's scent. I'll caught up, Carl.
[55:59] Speaker 8: How often are you wearing it that one? Yeah?
[56:01] Speaker 4: I don't know. I have. I've sprayed that one a couple,
[56:04] Speaker 4: not that one specifically, the other ones that I have.
[56:06] Speaker 4: And it came in the three pack.
[56:08] Speaker 1: You know.
[56:10] Speaker 4: The colone is nice when it comes in threes.
[56:14] Speaker 8: In a gallon?
[56:15] Speaker 2: Jo, what Carl? Can I ask?
[56:18] Speaker 4: What has been the feedback? Nobody has said anything.
[56:23] Speaker 2: But does everyone ever get up and go I'm just
[56:26] Speaker 2: gonna slide down.
[56:27] Speaker 4: With I don't wear that, but it's just a couple
[56:30] Speaker 4: of sprits behind the ears.
[56:33] Speaker 8: What other type of colonial wearing?
[56:35] Speaker 4: I got the lilavo. Oh, now that's expense twenty five.
[56:39] Speaker 4: I got a dire as a gift.
[56:41] Speaker 8: Wow.
[56:42] Speaker 4: Uh? The savage?
[56:44] Speaker 8: Does your mom know about these?
[56:47] Speaker 4: These were not gills from her?
[56:48] Speaker 2: Is that Johnny Depp's colone? The savage problem?
[56:51] Speaker 8: Oh? Interesting, I don't know.
[56:57] Speaker 4: That's really nice, that one.
[56:58] Speaker 8: I'm trying to move past.
[57:00] Speaker 4: Uh. Also, I have this before the beef, but Drake
[57:06] Speaker 4: put out a sh.
[57:09] Speaker 8: Oh, you can't wear that anymore.
[57:12] Speaker 4: It's really cool, it's really nice. It's really nice.
[57:15] Speaker 8: I don't know. Wait a couple of years.
[57:17] Speaker 4: He has a candle company, and I like candle.
[57:19] Speaker 8: He has very expensive candles, right, yeah. Uh.
[57:24] Speaker 4: Some of them call like like I don't even know that.
[57:28] Speaker 4: They're ridiculous names and we can google them and they
[57:31] Speaker 4: they're they're like midnight in Paris, say.
[57:35] Speaker 1: Like I leak my own dickpick or something.
[57:40] Speaker 4: I didn't buy that one. I didn't want that. I
[57:44] Speaker 4: want to mess up the smell of my house.
[57:50] Speaker 8: Uh, Blair and robbed you. Either of you wear a cinch.
[57:53] Speaker 2: I do not, Okay, I do not because I am
[57:56] Speaker 2: thank you for asking. I am commitment phobic. Oh right,
[58:03] Speaker 2: I think it would drive me crazy to smell me
[58:06] Speaker 2: all the time.
[58:07] Speaker 8: Oh interesting, I've never thought about that.
[58:09] Speaker 2: Yeah, I think in high school I did, but I mean.
[58:12] Speaker 8: Naturally it didn't work out well, right right.
[58:16] Speaker 1: I wear this brand called Clean. I love it. I
[58:20] Speaker 1: would wear Chanel for years and then I was like,
[58:22] Speaker 1: oh I'm getting too toxic. I gotta get fucking non toxic.
[58:26] Speaker 1: LA ruined my brain. And now it has some sort
[58:30] Speaker 1: of light vegan, nice little thing. I split about.
[58:34] Speaker 8: What does it smell like?
[58:35] Speaker 1: Clean?
[58:36] Speaker 8: Clean?
[58:37] Speaker 1: Yeah?
[58:37] Speaker 8: Wind decks?
[58:38] Speaker 1: No, not like wind decks, that's true, aus dear, that's
[58:42] Speaker 1: you know. I feel like you'd have to wear a
[58:44] Speaker 1: bun to have smell like that, to.
[58:47] Speaker 8: Smell like wind decks. Yeah, yeah, oh I agree?
[58:53] Speaker 4: No, I agree.
[58:55] Speaker 8: How often are you wearing the scent?
[58:57] Speaker 1: I wear it every day. It makes me feel good.
[58:59] Speaker 1: Sometimes I even wear it in my own house when
[59:01] Speaker 1: I'm not even leaving. It's just for me.
[59:04] Speaker 8: Yeah, that's when you know it's a good thing.
[59:06] Speaker 1: I love it. Yeah, incredible I.
[59:08] Speaker 8: Don't wear any sense, but you can just go get
[59:10] Speaker 8: the sample, Rob and then you can.
[59:11] Speaker 4: You know.
[59:13] Speaker 8: What I want to say, is you begging in Macy's.
[59:15] Speaker 4: It's not that I can't afford.
[59:20] Speaker 1: We can make a golfundme for you.
[59:22] Speaker 8: This comes in a three pack. This comes in a
[59:25] Speaker 8: three pack.
[59:25] Speaker 2: People listeners are gonna be like mailing me cologne now, No,
[59:30] Speaker 2: I know, I'm aware that there are ways that where
[59:32] Speaker 2: I could get free cologne.
[59:35] Speaker 4: I'm not interested in Colonel.
[59:38] Speaker 2: Yeah, Carl, she already has.
[59:44] Speaker 4: No I'm kidding. Don't get your ass beat out here.
[59:47] Speaker 4: Me and these women are gonna beat you.
[59:50] Speaker 8: Up, Carls. There anything else we need to say about
[59:55] Speaker 8: a cent a scent acent in particular in.
[59:59] Speaker 4: Particular, Uh, I have kept these bottles for a long time.
[1:00:03] Speaker 4: I did not throw it. I gifted you this from
[1:00:06] Speaker 4: the kindness in my heart.
[1:00:07] Speaker 12: I believe you, and I think if you spray it,
[1:00:10] Speaker 12: uh maybe.
[1:00:11] Speaker 4: Don't like uh, flick a lighter and spray it at
[1:00:16] Speaker 4: a bug or something like that. If there's a spider
[1:00:21] Speaker 4: on your wall and.
[1:00:25] Speaker 8: I'm gonna try it, I'm gonna try it one day
[1:00:26] Speaker 8: and see what people say to me. They might not
[1:00:29] Speaker 8: got anything to say to me, Well, I appreciate this,
[1:00:35] Speaker 8: of course, this could change things for me.
[1:00:37] Speaker 1: Hey, are you gonna try it?
[1:00:39] Speaker 8: I'm gonna probably on a weekend night, naturally, I'm going
[1:00:41] Speaker 8: out to the clubs.
[1:00:44] Speaker 1: Make you into a real pussy hound.
[1:00:47] Speaker 6: I need it.
[1:00:49] Speaker 8: I need to turn this around.
[1:00:52] Speaker 4: And that's why I brought it. I want to talk
[1:00:53] Speaker 4: about your lifestyle. I don't know.
[1:01:01] Speaker 8: Okay, well we need to get to the next gift.
[1:01:03] Speaker 8: Let's do it, Rob, What have you brought.
[1:01:04] Speaker 4: I'm so nervous. I'm so nervous. Better be good boy.
[1:01:11] Speaker 1: Wow, that is gorgeous wrapping though.
[1:01:13] Speaker 8: I mean, this is very pointed wrapping. We're here, it's June.
[1:01:17] Speaker 8: This is yay, honesty. Anything to say to me, I mean,
[1:01:22] Speaker 8: this is a nice transition from what we were just
[1:01:24] Speaker 8: talking about.
[1:01:26] Speaker 2: This gift will somehow tie everything together that we have
[1:01:32] Speaker 2: seen tonight.
[1:01:33] Speaker 8: Okay, is it? I should just unwrap it like this?
[1:01:36] Speaker 4: Just unwrap it.
[1:01:37] Speaker 8: Oh, thanks, go for it.
[1:01:41] Speaker 4: Wait?
[1:01:43] Speaker 8: What is this a red neck plungers?
[1:01:56] Speaker 4: Pull the trigger?
[1:01:57] Speaker 2: Put the microphone so after you eat the ramen, Thank you,
[1:02:09] Speaker 2: you can use the plunger and then spray the scent.
[1:02:14] Speaker 8: That is so cool.
[1:02:20] Speaker 1: To clog a toilet more.
[1:02:24] Speaker 2: My seven year old daughter is so upset that I
[1:02:29] Speaker 2: gave that to you cool children. She was blowing me
[1:02:34] Speaker 2: away all day, and I said, I have to take
[1:02:37] Speaker 2: the redneck plundered to the comedy show.
[1:02:42] Speaker 1: That's incredible. What a piece of machinery that's.
[1:02:48] Speaker 4: Gonna go so good with that?
[1:02:48] Speaker 8: Kloh, where did this come from?
[1:02:53] Speaker 2: That came from a hardware store near my home in Pasadena.
[1:02:57] Speaker 4: I saw it. I immediately thought of you.
[1:03:01] Speaker 8: This was before you were invited to the show.
[1:03:03] Speaker 2: You were just before I was invited to the show.
[1:03:06] Speaker 2: I thought of you because I assume that, like everyone here,
[1:03:10] Speaker 2: everybody poops, because there's a book called Everybody Poops, Okay?
[1:03:14] Speaker 2: And I just I wasn't sure if you had a plunger.
[1:03:17] Speaker 2: And my daughter said, but Daddy, I'm sure he already
[1:03:20] Speaker 2: has a plunger. Why don't we just keep it? And
[1:03:23] Speaker 2: I said, because it's for Bridger.
[1:03:27] Speaker 8: So trying to turn your kids against me? You really are?
[1:03:31] Speaker 4: We do?
[1:03:31] Speaker 2: I do this dumb bit in your comments all like
[1:03:34] Speaker 2: whenever on your Instagram, whenever you talk in your videos,
[1:03:37] Speaker 2: I always act like I'm so upset and my kids
[1:03:40] Speaker 2: are so upset. I only have one child, but I'm
[1:03:42] Speaker 2: not like, please please, issue will put a warning on
[1:03:46] Speaker 2: your Instagram when you're gonna talk. Your voice is so
[1:03:49] Speaker 2: upsetting that my kids get upset, Like I do it consistently,
[1:03:54] Speaker 2: and I know other people like, what the fuck is
[1:03:56] Speaker 2: wrong with this guy?
[1:03:58] Speaker 8: I guarantee you know there are people that are like, oh,
[1:04:00] Speaker 8: this is real. There's always someone who thinks it's real.
[1:04:03] Speaker 8: They think that your children are being and you're showing
[1:04:06] Speaker 8: the kids the video every time. Anyway, Yes, when was
[1:04:10] Speaker 8: the last time you clogged a toilet?
[1:04:12] Speaker 4: Great question? Great question. I don't know. I think within
[1:04:19] Speaker 4: the past year. Yeah, what were you eating? It wasn't Arby's.
[1:04:24] Speaker 8: Oh interesting, As.
[1:04:25] Speaker 2: A matter of fact, it was. I was not armies
[1:04:28] Speaker 2: because I won't go there. I don't remember what I ate.
[1:04:33] Speaker 2: I think it was just.
[1:04:34] Speaker 4: Probably sweet grease. Some of the bullshit people gotgle the
[1:04:38] Speaker 4: sweet greens that are going to Arby's.
[1:04:40] Speaker 2: Yeah, but hopefully that will come in handy, I mean,
[1:04:43] Speaker 2: hopefully you'll.
[1:04:44] Speaker 4: Never have to use it.
[1:04:45] Speaker 8: Right.
[1:04:45] Speaker 2: But here's the other thing. I've been to your home.
[1:04:49] Speaker 2: There was a drive by shooting and it is a
[1:04:51] Speaker 2: in a very dangerous neighborhood. If anything, happens. You can
[1:04:55] Speaker 2: pull that out and scare people away, you know, in
[1:04:59] Speaker 2: the dark. No one's going to go, oh, that's just
[1:05:01] Speaker 2: the redneck plunger.
[1:05:03] Speaker 1: Nos.
[1:05:06] Speaker 2: Yeah, on the side, it says on the side it
[1:05:09] Speaker 2: says the Pooh is through.
[1:05:13] Speaker 8: It's oh God, And I wish I could show you
[1:05:16] Speaker 8: the image on this. This is upsetting.
[1:05:18] Speaker 1: Hey, Rob, how much of those suckers run?
[1:05:22] Speaker 8: Yeah? How much does this cost?
[1:05:23] Speaker 4: It was two.
[1:05:27] Speaker 2: I just didn't know like what the deal was, Like,
[1:05:28] Speaker 2: how much are we supposed to spend?
[1:05:30] Speaker 1: Yeah, I just.
[1:05:32] Speaker 2: So I spent two thousand dollars.
[1:05:36] Speaker 8: Well, this is it. Yeah, you do need a plunger.
[1:05:38] Speaker 8: It's something that you just have to buy for your
[1:05:39] Speaker 8: home and hope that you just keep control of your life.
[1:05:42] Speaker 2: And if you have, you know, it's one of those
[1:05:44] Speaker 2: things where if you're having a nice party, like a
[1:05:48] Speaker 2: really nice party and everyone's dressed up, you put it
[1:05:51] Speaker 2: in your bathroom. People come out and be like, ridger,
[1:05:54] Speaker 2: that is so I was having a good time before,
[1:05:57] Speaker 2: but now I'm having a great time, you know, Like
[1:06:00] Speaker 2: it'll just like take your party to the next level and.
[1:06:04] Speaker 8: Just next to the toilet, just next not in the kitchen. Okay, well,
[1:06:10] Speaker 8: this is a I mean, it's a beautiful gift. I mean,
[1:06:11] Speaker 8: do we have any other things to talk about? With
[1:06:13] Speaker 8: toilets and plunging? Is that question?
[1:06:16] Speaker 1: I've never been so jealous in my life.
[1:06:19] Speaker 4: Yeah, I want, I want one of those.
[1:06:21] Speaker 2: Has anyone here and anyone in the audience has this
[1:06:26] Speaker 2: question bene victim of a crime lately?
[1:06:29] Speaker 8: Like we had?
[1:06:30] Speaker 2: We The reason I asked this is because we had
[1:06:32] Speaker 2: a fucking we had a fucking prowler come in our
[1:06:35] Speaker 2: yard and I did too. Yeah, I'm still trauma. I
[1:06:38] Speaker 2: might even talk to you about it.
[1:06:39] Speaker 8: We didn't.
[1:06:40] Speaker 2: Oh, I'm traumatized. We had a guy like come our neighbors.
[1:06:44] Speaker 2: I'm on this text thread with our neighbors, and uh,
[1:06:47] Speaker 2: they were like, you know, there's this guy who showed
[1:06:50] Speaker 2: up on my ring camera and I was like, well,
[1:06:51] Speaker 2: let me check my cameras. Guy came in my backyard,
[1:06:54] Speaker 2: tried to come in my house dressed in full on
[1:07:00] Speaker 2: ninja gear, like head to two, like mask, every hoodie,
[1:07:05] Speaker 2: everything like creeping around. Came like and I'm an idiot.
[1:07:08] Speaker 2: I didn't like lock our gate that night, came through
[1:07:10] Speaker 2: our backyard, was like trying my wife and daughter asleep downstairs,
[1:07:14] Speaker 2: like tried to come in our house. I was like,
[1:07:17] Speaker 2: the podcast has taken a weird turn. I'm so sorry
[1:07:20] Speaker 2: going anyway, So I was like freaked out. So I
[1:07:23] Speaker 2: go to that hardware store and I got these little
[1:07:26] Speaker 2: motion sensors that look like bird houses, you know, like this,
[1:07:29] Speaker 2: and they're like solar powers. So I put a couple
[1:07:31] Speaker 2: up in my front yard. So I was like, anyone
[1:07:33] Speaker 2: that comes in my yard, I'm gonna know. Ten days later,
[1:07:38] Speaker 2: same guy, four in the morning, same time, the motion sensor,
[1:07:45] Speaker 2: you know, goes off. There's a thing in our room,
[1:07:47] Speaker 2: so it goes off. So this time I was fucking ready.
[1:07:49] Speaker 2: I was like ready, like for murder. I was ready
[1:07:54] Speaker 2: to me I'm so sorry to this people at home.
[1:07:58] Speaker 2: But anyway, so I threw up the and like shine
[1:08:00] Speaker 2: the flash eye and the guy just like ran off.
[1:08:02] Speaker 8: Oh my god.
[1:08:03] Speaker 2: But so now but he hasn't been back, so it's
[1:08:05] Speaker 2: been several months.
[1:08:06] Speaker 8: But what an awful criminal, A terrible.
[1:08:09] Speaker 2: But I mean, you know, nothing happened, but like it
[1:08:11] Speaker 2: is like a bad it's like you feel.
[1:08:13] Speaker 8: Very Oh my god. I was in person with my prowler.
[1:08:16] Speaker 8: Oh no, horrifying, absolute terror. We made eye contact he
[1:08:22] Speaker 8: was crouching next to my house.
[1:08:24] Speaker 4: What time?
[1:08:25] Speaker 8: This was like late dusk, so it was dark. He
[1:08:28] Speaker 8: was in all black?
[1:08:29] Speaker 4: Was it when I was there doing the podcast?
[1:08:30] Speaker 8: It was, yes, you know that extended break we took
[1:08:34] Speaker 8: during the recording, I said, I just need to check
[1:08:36] Speaker 8: the perimeter. But yeah, we made eye contact and then
[1:08:44] Speaker 8: he vanished into the night. But uh, you know the
[1:08:47] Speaker 8: guy has anyone's seen Twin Peaks? Yes, you know the
[1:08:51] Speaker 8: character Bob, the scary that's the That's essentially what I imagine.
[1:08:56] Speaker 8: Now that's about the experience.
[1:08:57] Speaker 2: But he was not wearing any sort.
[1:08:59] Speaker 8: Of discuss neck down.
[1:09:02] Speaker 4: Okay, so you can see his face and everything.
[1:09:04] Speaker 8: Wow, Oh it was if you two had a prowler.
[1:09:08] Speaker 8: Jealous this podcast?
[1:09:11] Speaker 2: This has becoming a very right wing podcast.
[1:09:14] Speaker 4: Yeah, I want to deal with crime.
[1:09:16] Speaker 8: We're always in danger. Crime is at an all time.
[1:09:20] Speaker 1: I live in an apartment, so I guess you guys
[1:09:23] Speaker 1: don't really identify with the poors. But I do feel
[1:09:29] Speaker 1: very safe there, and I'm sorry for the predicament that
[1:09:32] Speaker 1: you've gone through.
[1:09:33] Speaker 8: It is nice to be in kind of a fortress.
[1:09:35] Speaker 1: I do. I do feel like I'm in a fortress.
[1:09:38] Speaker 1: You know, sometimes the children are allowed, but I do
[1:09:42] Speaker 1: feel very safe, you know, right right to.
[1:09:46] Speaker 4: Live in an apartment. But I was recently gone for
[1:09:50] Speaker 4: two weeks and I came back and there was a
[1:09:51] Speaker 4: piece of paper on the window that was like, beware
[1:09:53] Speaker 4: of who you let in. And then so I guess
[1:09:56] Speaker 4: something may have happened. One okay, one time I was
[1:10:01] Speaker 4: this was crazy. One time I was doing a podcast
[1:10:05] Speaker 4: in my little office room and uh, I'm on the
[1:10:08] Speaker 4: podcast like on zoom, and a guy shows up at
[1:10:12] Speaker 4: my window and this is it's still daytime and looking
[1:10:16] Speaker 4: around right now, and this guy standing outside my window
[1:10:20] Speaker 4: and he's like he nots goes excuse me, and I said,
[1:10:23] Speaker 4: what the fuck? And IM like, I get up, and uh,
[1:10:29] Speaker 4: I noticed, Uh turned into a right ring podcast. I
[1:10:33] Speaker 4: bought you hunting coloone.
[1:10:35] Speaker 8: But you can sign up for the ra and the
[1:10:37] Speaker 8: lobby and that's why I.
[1:10:39] Speaker 4: I do own weapons. But I was, uh, yes, and
[1:10:44] Speaker 4: I was, but I was like, I'm not gonna do
[1:10:45] Speaker 4: that because this person. I could take this guy. He
[1:10:48] Speaker 4: clearly what happened was he walked in when somebody left
[1:10:54] Speaker 4: there let the garage open. He walked in and then
[1:10:56] Speaker 4: got stuck and didn't want to scale the fence. So
[1:10:59] Speaker 4: he was trying to make me let him into the
[1:11:01] Speaker 4: apartment so he could walk out the front door. And
[1:11:03] Speaker 4: so I got up, I excuse me, And I got
[1:11:06] Speaker 4: off the podcast and ran outside, and he was like no,
[1:11:08] Speaker 4: I was. He was like scared. So of course I
[1:11:11] Speaker 4: didn't take my weapon with me. I don't need to.
[1:11:13] Speaker 4: I don't need to intimidate my weapon sword. Uh for
[1:11:18] Speaker 4: audience purposes, sure, and uh. And I ran outside and
[1:11:24] Speaker 4: I said, he's like, I just need to get out.
[1:11:26] Speaker 4: Man said, who the hell let you back in there?
[1:11:28] Speaker 4: Just I don't know how I got back. I said,
[1:11:29] Speaker 4: you know how you've gotten this motherfucker? And I made
[1:11:32] Speaker 4: him climb the wall and leave.
[1:11:34] Speaker 1: Yeah, call me because I got out a couple of
[1:11:38] Speaker 1: frying pants that I'm not afraid.
[1:11:42] Speaker 8: You know, I am defenseless in my home. I meant anymore,
[1:11:48] Speaker 8: not anymore, that's true. I mean, I'm yeah, I'm surrounded
[1:11:52] Speaker 8: by weapons at all times.
[1:11:54] Speaker 1: Uh.
[1:11:54] Speaker 8: Well, I'm thrilled to have this. I can't wait to
[1:11:57] Speaker 8: ward off an intruder.
[1:11:59] Speaker 2: It looks like one of those old like bugs bunny
[1:12:03] Speaker 2: rifles like it is like, but I think in the dark,
[1:12:09] Speaker 2: you could scare somebodey off.
[1:12:11] Speaker 8: Oh absolutely, absolutely, Well, this is going in the bathroom.
[1:12:15] Speaker 8: This is going in the bathroom. Everyone come over and
[1:12:17] Speaker 8: use the toilet. Well, I think it's time to play
[1:12:19] Speaker 8: a game. Oh fine, we're gonna play another round of
[1:12:23] Speaker 8: Gift or a Curse. Carl has played and lost. I
[1:12:26] Speaker 8: cannot believe that famously lost, Carl. I'm giving you another chance.
[1:12:31] Speaker 8: All right, Blair and Robbi, you have not played this
[1:12:33] Speaker 8: game yet. Okay, this is how it works. I'm gonna
[1:12:37] Speaker 8: name three things. No, actually i'm gonna I'm gonna be
[1:12:43] Speaker 8: naming some things. You're gonna tell me if they're a
[1:12:44] Speaker 8: gift or a curse and why, and I'll tell you
[1:12:46] Speaker 8: if you're right or wrong. Annalise will be taking score.
[1:12:51] Speaker 8: And there are correct answers, so this isn't just your opinion.
[1:12:54] Speaker 8: This is their correct answers. So be prepared. And now
[1:12:58] Speaker 8: I took the number because I usually have to do
[1:13:00] Speaker 8: some ight calculating to get the pieces. But I've cooked
[1:13:03] Speaker 8: this all up. We have all of the game pieces.
[1:13:06] Speaker 8: Let's get the slides going here.
[1:13:07] Speaker 4: Okay, this podcast has slides.
[1:13:10] Speaker 8: Yeah, we kept them from you. Okay, Number one, gift
[1:13:14] Speaker 8: your a curse? The window seat on an airplane.
[1:13:18] Speaker 1: Huh. Curse, Okay, okay, because I have to be three
[1:13:23] Speaker 1: to six times a flight, and I am absolutely not
[1:13:29] Speaker 1: asking a stranger to get up. I will explode instead
[1:13:32] Speaker 1: of doing that, and so it's actually a deep health hazard.
[1:13:36] Speaker 5: Curse.
[1:13:37] Speaker 1: You have to sit.
[1:13:38] Speaker 4: There, Carl, curse. It depends on your showed the whift.
[1:13:43] Speaker 4: I don't like sitting at the window. However, I think
[1:13:48] Speaker 4: I might have to change this answer and say gift
[1:13:52] Speaker 4: only because the last three flights I've been on, the
[1:13:56] Speaker 4: person has kept the shade down during landing, and I
[1:13:59] Speaker 4: don't like that. I need to see when we land.
[1:14:03] Speaker 4: In the case I need to do something. I need
[1:14:07] Speaker 4: to see when the plane I don't. I don't like
[1:14:08] Speaker 4: to be surprised will be. I need to see. I
[1:14:11] Speaker 4: need to see what's going on. You need to see
[1:14:13] Speaker 4: the freeway next to the airport. If this airport's near
[1:14:16] Speaker 4: a body of water, you know, when you fly to
[1:14:18] Speaker 4: San Francisco or Boston, you are flying over water. So
[1:14:21] Speaker 4: I need to see. In case, I need to get everybody,
[1:14:25] Speaker 4: you know what I mean. So I'm gonna say gift.
[1:14:28] Speaker 4: But I am an aisle see person though that's changing
[1:14:31] Speaker 4: a little bit because they are they fucking my shoulder
[1:14:35] Speaker 4: up with that cart.
[1:14:36] Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot of shoulder ram and going in there.
[1:14:40] Speaker 1: But that's a jail.
[1:14:45] Speaker 2: I think we've already established it's a gift. You don't
[1:14:47] Speaker 2: want to sit in the aisle. You're gonna get hit.
[1:14:49] Speaker 2: My legs are too big, I'm gonna get my knees
[1:14:51] Speaker 2: are gonna get hit. Also for sleeping, I have to
[1:14:53] Speaker 2: lean on the window like I have to also if
[1:14:57] Speaker 2: I can. I love to sit in an exit row
[1:15:00] Speaker 2: because I fantasize about being a hero, like I want
[1:15:05] Speaker 2: I want the plane to catch on fire. I want
[1:15:08] Speaker 2: it to go down because I want to like when
[1:15:10] Speaker 2: they say, you know, you have to give a verbal yet,
[1:15:12] Speaker 2: and I go, yes, fuck, yes, you know, because I
[1:15:15] Speaker 2: want to like open the rip off the thing and
[1:15:18] Speaker 2: throw it and like let's go, you know, like and
[1:15:20] Speaker 2: I'll be the last one, like Sully Sullenberger.
[1:15:24] Speaker 4: Like you know, you guys go, I'll be fine. You know.
[1:15:28] Speaker 4: So travel we robbed way too much to be learning
[1:15:30] Speaker 4: this now.
[1:15:32] Speaker 8: Not me.
[1:15:32] Speaker 1: Anytime I'm in the exit where I go, yeah, totally definitely.
[1:15:44] Speaker 8: What do you do when the plight is going down
[1:15:46] Speaker 8: and the people look at you for help.
[1:15:48] Speaker 1: I'm sure some sort of real, incredible heroic and sink
[1:15:53] Speaker 1: will just snap in out of nowhere, rise up from
[1:15:56] Speaker 1: the depths of my being. But for now, you know,
[1:16:00] Speaker 1: not really thinking about it.
[1:16:03] Speaker 4: Well, there's been this thing recently. I'm sorry to cut you.
[1:16:05] Speaker 4: Oh you have to know that show has to go on,
[1:16:08] Speaker 4: but there's been this thing reason. Both Rob and I
[1:16:10] Speaker 4: both were like, we need to see this in case
[1:16:12] Speaker 4: we need to do something. And uh, women have been
[1:16:16] Speaker 4: making fun of men online for saying that, if needed,
[1:16:19] Speaker 4: we could fly the plane, like if it came down
[1:16:24] Speaker 4: to that, and I was like, usually I stay out
[1:16:27] Speaker 4: of the conversation, but I was this time. I was like, well,
[1:16:29] Speaker 4: hold on now, because I I might be able to
[1:16:31] Speaker 4: get up there and do something. If I'm being guided
[1:16:35] Speaker 4: by the air traffic control, I might be able to go.
[1:16:37] Speaker 4: I might be able to get up there and drive
[1:16:39] Speaker 4: that mother fucker.
[1:16:39] Speaker 2: Karl and I actually do send each other clips on Instagram.
[1:16:45] Speaker 2: I'm like, look at this pilot. Look at this pilot.
[1:16:49] Speaker 8: There is no way, yeah, there is.
[1:16:51] Speaker 1: Are you going to get in the door. They're not
[1:16:53] Speaker 1: going to let you in.
[1:16:54] Speaker 4: If they if they came out, I was like, is
[1:16:56] Speaker 4: there a pilot in the house? And nobody said no,
[1:17:00] Speaker 4: And I was like, well I could maybe I've got
[1:17:02] Speaker 4: a big heart. I could probably get I could do it.
[1:17:07] Speaker 8: I mean, somebody has a try, and.
[1:17:09] Speaker 4: I will be down to try. Okay, if the if
[1:17:11] Speaker 4: the air traffic controls in my ear being like push
[1:17:13] Speaker 4: this lever? Okay, got it?
[1:17:15] Speaker 2: What if they weren't, if you just had to kind
[1:17:17] Speaker 2: of like figure it out? Like do you think you
[1:17:20] Speaker 2: could figure it out? No, there's too many could you
[1:17:25] Speaker 2: make it better?
[1:17:26] Speaker 4: I could make it better, could make it better, I
[1:17:29] Speaker 4: could turn it, just end it quicker.
[1:17:34] Speaker 1: Yeah, I was gonna say, you could trash make me
[1:17:40] Speaker 1: crash slowly.
[1:17:44] Speaker 8: Well, Blair is the only person who gets a point
[1:17:46] Speaker 8: this round.
[1:17:48] Speaker 4: Curse. Damn.
[1:17:50] Speaker 8: We got to think about we have to think about.
[1:17:53] Speaker 8: You've got to pee. Everyone needs to be wants a flight. Also,
[1:17:57] Speaker 8: no one should have that much power. If you at
[1:18:00] Speaker 8: the window, you're everyone is at your mercy. They shouldn't
[1:18:02] Speaker 8: have any windows on a plane. Should be a dark tube.
[1:18:06] Speaker 1: I see, I'm the captain now. The reason you must
[1:18:11] Speaker 1: go through me.
[1:18:13] Speaker 2: The reason they have the windows is to prove that
[1:18:15] Speaker 2: you actually went somewhere. Otherwise it was just a dark tube.
[1:18:19] Speaker 2: They'd be like, we're here and you'd be in the
[1:18:21] Speaker 2: same place and you would have no idea.
[1:18:24] Speaker 8: Well, the airline industry is looking for new ways to
[1:18:26] Speaker 8: make money, so this wheel is perfect for them. Uh well, okay,
[1:18:31] Speaker 8: one point, Carl not off to a good start. Yeah,
[1:18:33] Speaker 8: and you also started with curse. I was like, oh,
[1:18:35] Speaker 8: Carl's on his way. Oh Carl, okay.
[1:18:38] Speaker 4: I immediately thought back to that dude who wouldn't open
[1:18:40] Speaker 4: a shame and we was landing you bitch.
[1:18:46] Speaker 8: Next slide cash gift a curse?
[1:18:56] Speaker 1: You take me for a goddamn fool. Bridger gifts.
[1:19:01] Speaker 4: I love it.
[1:19:01] Speaker 1: Cool hard cash absolutely not a curse. More money, more problems.
[1:19:06] Speaker 1: Yeah right, not for me, bitch, Carl.
[1:19:12] Speaker 4: Gift. Cash is a gift. And I'll tell you why.
[1:19:14] Speaker 4: This is to everybody in here. This is for the kids.
[1:19:18] Speaker 4: This is for the kids. When you come to Dynasty Typewriter,
[1:19:21] Speaker 4: the hack is, and I shouldn't tell y'all asses this,
[1:19:24] Speaker 4: but the hack is, you pay cash to get your ticket.
[1:19:27] Speaker 4: When you first come in, you give them that little
[1:19:30] Speaker 4: fourteen dollars to come in there. I'm gonna leave before
[1:19:33] Speaker 4: all of y'all y'all gonna be standing that line looking
[1:19:35] Speaker 4: like fools trying to get that little machine, trying to
[1:19:37] Speaker 4: get your car. Yeah. Interesting, so besided when I call
[1:19:43] Speaker 4: you fools, you damn fools.
[1:19:46] Speaker 8: Take his abuse. Yeah, okay, cash gift gift, Rob.
[1:19:51] Speaker 4: It's a curse.
[1:19:52] Speaker 2: What are we doing? What are we doing? We don't
[1:19:55] Speaker 2: need that. We have our phones, we have every app
[1:19:59] Speaker 2: that sends money.
[1:20:00] Speaker 4: This is a curse. We don't need to be Oh.
[1:20:03] Speaker 2: I don't I'm so sorry. I don't have fuck you,
[1:20:07] Speaker 2: fuck you you can't pay me right now because you
[1:20:10] Speaker 2: don't have cash. Just send it to me digitally, you
[1:20:13] Speaker 2: fucking you old man?
[1:20:17] Speaker 4: What position on this, Rob? What are you supposed to
[1:20:22] Speaker 4: row up your arm on Instagram and flash? If it's
[1:20:25] Speaker 4: not what are you supposed to put your ear like
[1:20:28] Speaker 4: a cell phone? What are you supposed to do? Point?
[1:20:34] Speaker 2: It's a curse, oh, Rob, wrong?
[1:20:38] Speaker 8: What you have just become such a villain in so
[1:20:41] Speaker 8: many people's eyes. We all love cash. Oh look at this.
[1:20:47] Speaker 2: This is to go to an ATM right before.
[1:20:51] Speaker 8: This is humiliating. Were you in so many ways?
[1:20:56] Speaker 4: Carl?
[1:20:57] Speaker 2: This fucking curse?
[1:20:58] Speaker 8: Wow, Carl, you finally have a point on the boards
[1:21:01] Speaker 8: yes you. I mean, this is incredible. I'm so happy
[1:21:04] Speaker 8: to see it.
[1:21:04] Speaker 4: Wow, thank you so much. How am I going to
[1:21:06] Speaker 4: catch up? Thank you?
[1:21:07] Speaker 8: I mean you're too behind?
[1:21:08] Speaker 4: Now does the.
[1:21:09] Speaker 2: Point value go up the morning?
[1:21:11] Speaker 8: These are very clearly defined points. Each one is its
[1:21:13] Speaker 8: own pressure, precious little jem and okay, two, one zero,
[1:21:19] Speaker 8: this is the final one.
[1:21:21] Speaker 2: Oh, I'm screwed, So I need.
[1:21:22] Speaker 8: You all to be very careful. Gift you a curse
[1:21:27] Speaker 8: tomatoes and guacamole.
[1:21:30] Speaker 1: I mean, I know the answer, but I feel like
[1:21:32] Speaker 1: your answer is different. Okay, so should I probably go
[1:21:37] Speaker 1: buy that?
[1:21:38] Speaker 8: Can I just pause for one moment? These are all
[1:21:40] Speaker 8: listener suggestions. And I didn't give any of these people credit.
[1:21:43] Speaker 8: Oh really, God bless whoever you are on the internet.
[1:21:47] Speaker 4: Christina bln.
[1:21:49] Speaker 8: That's the credit for the photos.
[1:21:53] Speaker 2: The thing, they're separate people that took photos that we
[1:21:59] Speaker 2: had to get stock images.
[1:22:02] Speaker 1: People who don't like tomatoes are wrong and they don't
[1:22:07] Speaker 1: respect my culture and they should be punished.
[1:22:14] Speaker 8: So what's your what's your answer?
[1:22:18] Speaker 1: I don't know, because like I don't know if guacamole
[1:22:21] Speaker 1: is meant to have I like it, but I don't
[1:22:23] Speaker 1: know if guacamole's want top tomatoes in it.
[1:22:26] Speaker 4: Don't look at me.
[1:22:31] Speaker 1: You put tuna in ramen? Why would I look at you?
[1:22:35] Speaker 4: Sick of I have been to Japan.
[1:22:40] Speaker 1: They put can tuna in ramen.
[1:22:43] Speaker 4: This is not coming to can. It's the bag.
[1:22:47] Speaker 1: I think Rob should go first.
[1:22:50] Speaker 4: I would love to go first, to go first, this
[1:22:51] Speaker 4: is a curse.
[1:22:52] Speaker 2: Why because no one wants to chew through that mess.
[1:22:57] Speaker 2: And I'm sorry to Christina Bloken who took this stock
[1:23:00] Speaker 2: yoto that she had to go somewhere and witness that
[1:23:05] Speaker 2: no one wants that. Everyone wants their guacam only smooth
[1:23:09] Speaker 2: and bland. I'm already the heel of this podcast. I'm
[1:23:15] Speaker 2: doubling down.
[1:23:18] Speaker 1: I don't want any dip to be smooth, never in
[1:23:20] Speaker 1: my goddamn life. I want a chunky ass dip. I
[1:23:23] Speaker 1: want to be chewing. I want some surprises. I want
[1:23:26] Speaker 1: some blobs. I want some globs.
[1:23:30] Speaker 8: So what you're not going to give an answer?
[1:23:33] Speaker 4: What you damn Wow? When I got that point, I
[1:23:42] Speaker 4: felt on top of it. I felt like, what does
[1:23:44] Speaker 4: it felt like a fly? It feels like you can
[1:23:46] Speaker 4: fly a plane. I'm gonna say Chipotle does not have
[1:23:58] Speaker 4: tomatoes in their guap. That's true, and guaka is pretty
[1:24:01] Speaker 4: damn good. Could be spicy here, but exactly, which is
[1:24:04] Speaker 4: why I went making it like to add pico de
[1:24:07] Speaker 4: gayome and put a little spice in there, and I
[1:24:10] Speaker 4: will add tomatoes into that. Who's sniggling over there, I'm gonna.
[1:24:19] Speaker 1: Say, gift, Well, you have one point, right, I got one.
[1:24:23] Speaker 1: I gotta factor that into my answer.
[1:24:25] Speaker 8: You've got two points, because I've got two.
[1:24:27] Speaker 1: I'm sitting pretty right now. I'm on top of the
[1:24:29] Speaker 1: goddamn worm. Well, I look, look, we know how I feel.
[1:24:38] Speaker 1: I think it's a gift. But I if I'm going
[1:24:40] Speaker 1: to try and get into the psyche of the masses,
[1:24:43] Speaker 1: I'm going to have to go curse, which I could regret,
[1:24:46] Speaker 1: I could really regret and not following my god given intuition.
[1:24:49] Speaker 1: But I'm gonna go curse.
[1:24:53] Speaker 8: It's a gift.
[1:24:54] Speaker 6: It's a gift.
[1:25:00] Speaker 2: I regret.
[1:25:01] Speaker 4: V one, rotate, sir. We're going down.
[1:25:07] Speaker 12: We are going down.
[1:25:09] Speaker 4: Oh I'm going up. I'm taking off right now. I
[1:25:12] Speaker 4: said we reached V one and we got to rotate, sir.
[1:25:15] Speaker 4: That's you are upside down, sir. That's finb this peak.
[1:25:19] Speaker 4: V one rotate. Remember that, Remember that everybody in here,
[1:25:23] Speaker 4: remember that.
[1:25:24] Speaker 8: You need that Peko the guy, you need, the onions,
[1:25:27] Speaker 8: the cilantro, the tomatoes coming here.
[1:25:30] Speaker 4: Now.
[1:25:31] Speaker 2: I regret bringing you here from Pasadena with a shotgun
[1:25:36] Speaker 2: in my car.
[1:25:39] Speaker 4: You know how dangerous that is. And the problem was
[1:25:41] Speaker 4: in the drama. Are you about to leave? The cops
[1:25:44] Speaker 4: are like, he looks all right.
[1:25:46] Speaker 8: Okay, Well we have a tie and I'm gonna pick
[1:25:51] Speaker 8: one from the listener's bag and see if you guys
[1:25:53] Speaker 8: can get that's okay.
[1:25:55] Speaker 1: I have learned.
[1:25:57] Speaker 4: I won't say any always got to be yourself.
[1:25:59] Speaker 8: I okay, And you have to answer quickly. This is
[1:26:02] Speaker 8: a you know, rapid fire gift or a curse work
[1:26:07] Speaker 8: life balance.
[1:26:11] Speaker 4: I would get this so easily.
[1:26:16] Speaker 1: Nobody has a job, so I'm gonna go gift.
[1:26:19] Speaker 4: Okay, say it again one more time.
[1:26:21] Speaker 1: The way you said okay was not good.
[1:26:24] Speaker 8: A work life balance.
[1:26:26] Speaker 4: I mean that's a curse. Okay, you should always prioritize
[1:26:30] Speaker 4: your life.
[1:26:33] Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I was That what I was saying.
[1:26:37] Speaker 1: So why is that a curse?
[1:26:38] Speaker 4: Because the people who are like I balance this perfectly,
[1:26:42] Speaker 4: which I'm want of those people. But it sucks sometimes
[1:26:50] Speaker 4: win the game.
[1:26:56] Speaker 8: The redemption. What an art.
[1:26:59] Speaker 4: This is an incredible This flight will be four hours
[1:27:02] Speaker 4: and fifty four minutes landing.
[1:27:05] Speaker 2: The plane is upside down, but you gave the wrong answer.
[1:27:09] Speaker 2: This is the tower. The plane is upside down.
[1:27:11] Speaker 4: We're to see those sign on because we're getting some
[1:27:13] Speaker 4: word from the tower that there might be some slight bumpiness.
[1:27:18] Speaker 8: Fire this in the air. You you earned it. Okay,
[1:27:26] Speaker 8: we've got to This is the final segment of the podcast.
[1:27:29] Speaker 8: Give me my give this back to me. This is
[1:27:33] Speaker 8: called I said no emails people right into I said
[1:27:36] Speaker 8: no gifts at gmail dot com desperate for answers. We're
[1:27:39] Speaker 8: gonna try to help one of our pathetical listeners. Oh god,
[1:27:43] Speaker 8: I can't get into my thing. I have the glove on.
[1:27:47] Speaker 2: Curse.
[1:27:47] Speaker 8: Okay, here we go. I'm gonna read this well you
[1:27:50] Speaker 8: help me answer a question. Yes, okay, this is dear
[1:27:53] Speaker 8: Bridger on Alase, an illustrious guest. I hope you are
[1:27:57] Speaker 8: all well. The house dry, the backyard mostly tranquil. Okay,
[1:28:01] Speaker 8: this is a poem the flowers Watered. I'm emailing you
[1:28:04] Speaker 8: from the Chicago suburbs with a question about a situation
[1:28:07] Speaker 8: I encountered. Recently, I bought a birthday gift for my
[1:28:10] Speaker 8: sister in law and scored a great sale on some clothes.
[1:28:13] Speaker 8: I wasn't sure if I could remove the markdown sticker without.
[1:28:16] Speaker 5: Oh, I heard we had a birthday in.
[1:28:19] Speaker 8: The Oh my god, it's Eleana johnson birthday.
[1:28:26] Speaker 6: What is this for me?
[1:28:40] Speaker 5: Miss what?
[1:28:42] Speaker 4: Oh?
[1:28:44] Speaker 10: I swear to God, Jeff, I don't know what little
[1:28:47] Speaker 10: song he's saying you backstage, but today is not his birthday?
[1:28:52] Speaker 5: What bring me the microphone? What do you mean, Bridger?
[1:28:55] Speaker 5: You you sent me a personal email saying it was
[1:28:58] Speaker 5: your birthday and asked me to buy you this cake
[1:29:00] Speaker 5: with my own money. Is it really not your birthday?
[1:29:04] Speaker 10: October fourth, nineteen fifty six.
[1:29:12] Speaker 5: Jeff, I'm going to ask you to leave, and Jeff,
[1:29:16] Speaker 5: I'm gonna say thank you for telling me the truth. Patrick,
[1:29:20] Speaker 5: blow these out right now. Get rid of the candles.
[1:29:23] Speaker 5: Get rid of the candles, Get rid of the candles.
[1:29:26] Speaker 5: You know what, Bridger, I owe you an apology, not
[1:29:30] Speaker 5: for your lies, but for my failure as a friend,
[1:29:33] Speaker 5: for not knowing your birthday was October fourth.
[1:29:36] Speaker 8: It was a test, Atlanta, and I failed.
[1:29:40] Speaker 5: Bridger, you don't deserve this cake, because this is the
[1:29:44] Speaker 5: cake of a trader, and for that I give you
[1:29:51] Speaker 5: this gift. Now, I only think it fair that we
[1:30:04] Speaker 5: all sing Bridger Happy Birthday in advance for October fourth.
[1:30:09] Speaker 8: Who's with me, it's October ninth.
[1:30:24] Speaker 5: Happy guys. You're a little flat.
[1:30:33] Speaker 6: Today.
[1:30:37] Speaker 8: Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. Well,
[1:30:46] Speaker 8: we can't answer our listener question. That person doesn't mean
[1:30:48] Speaker 8: anything to make well. I think this is the end
[1:30:52] Speaker 8: of the show. Wow, there was there.
[1:30:54] Speaker 2: Was a moment there where I thought we were in danger.
[1:30:59] Speaker 2: I didn't know what was happening. Even though he had
[1:31:03] Speaker 2: a microphone. I thought, well, we're gonna get killed here.
[1:31:08] Speaker 8: Imagine an assassin with a microphone.
[1:31:10] Speaker 4: I'm here, brought my own mic start doing a tight five.
[1:31:19] Speaker 8: Thank you all for being here, and thank you, thank
[1:31:22] Speaker 8: you to these wonderful guests, and thank you to all
[1:31:27] Speaker 8: of you. Thank you so much. This has been I
[1:31:30] Speaker 8: hope you had a nice time. I think I think
[1:31:36] Speaker 8: we hit a roughly ninety minutes. Everything's fine. That's a
[1:31:40] Speaker 8: good amount of time. Now there are people listening later,
[1:31:42] Speaker 8: you know, on the podcast of podcast listener who is
[1:31:45] Speaker 8: too cheap to get the live streamer coming to the show.
[1:31:47] Speaker 8: That podcast is over. I love each of you, Thank
[1:31:49] Speaker 8: you for listening to the podcast. Good night. I said,
[1:32:02] Speaker 8: No Gifts is an exactly right production. It's produced by
[1:32:05] Speaker 8: our dear friend Analise Nelson, and it's beautifully mixed by
[1:32:08] Speaker 8: Ben Holliday. And we couldn't do it without our guest booker,
[1:32:12] Speaker 8: Patrick Coottner. The theme song, of course, could only come
[1:32:16] Speaker 8: from miracle worker Amy Mann. You must follow the show
[1:32:20] Speaker 8: on Instagram at I said No Gifts, I don't want
[1:32:23] Speaker 8: to hear any excuses. That's where you get to see
[1:32:25] Speaker 8: pictures of all these gorgeous gifts I'm getting. And don't
[1:32:27] Speaker 8: you want to see pictures of the gifts? Well, I invit?
[1:32:32] Speaker 1: Did you hear?
[1:32:35] Speaker 11: Funna man myself perfectly clear? When you're a guest to me,
[1:32:43] Speaker 11: you gotta come to me empty. And I said, no,
[1:32:49] Speaker 11: guests your presences presence And I'm already too much stuff.
[1:32:57] Speaker 1: So how do you dare to survey?
[1:33:00] Speaker 8: Hey me boo

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