# Off to Vegas

An episode of [Untraditionally Lala](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1494722390), 15 Jul 2026, 34 min.

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Lala gives an emotional update on her mom’s health struggles and the changes she’s noticed since her surgery. She also reacts to the Jax headline and explains why she's taking Brittany to Vegas. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

## Transcript

[0:00] Speaker 1: Hello, gorgeous. It's Lala Kent. Welcome to untraditionally Lala, Hello, gorgeous.
[0:08] Speaker 2: Hello.
[0:10] Speaker 1: That's what mom did. That's what mom did.
[0:14] Speaker 2: Hi Mom. Here's the thing. Lisa's in this studio.
[0:17] Speaker 3: She doesn't want a pod, but now that she doesn't
[0:19] Speaker 3: have a mic, she's gonna have a lot to say.
[0:22] Speaker 1: I pray for that. I really really hope that that
[0:26] Speaker 1: is the case. We've spoken a lot about you on
[0:29] Speaker 1: the pod what are You Doing?
[0:30] Speaker 2: Had a lot to say, Oh.
[0:33] Speaker 1: She made a joke. We have had a lot to
[0:38] Speaker 1: say about you on the podcast. We have been following
[0:42] Speaker 1: your hip surgery journey. Our friends slash listeners are very
[0:48] Speaker 1: worried about you.
[0:49] Speaker 3: And thank you to all the friends and listeners and
[0:52] Speaker 3: everybody a part of the pod reaching out to not
[0:56] Speaker 3: only you, I guarantee reaching out to me giving you know,
[0:59] Speaker 3: people have stories the same as yours. So I'm just
[1:02] Speaker 3: very blessed that everybody is so worried about my mother
[1:04] Speaker 3: and the way we are.
[1:06] Speaker 1: I'm just when I walked in, so you guys, I
[1:10] Speaker 1: haven't seen my mom in the studio for a while,
[1:12] Speaker 1: and she used to always like want to come to
[1:14] Speaker 1: the studio just to get her out of the house,
[1:16] Speaker 1: and I walked back in because I recorded Unlikely today
[1:22] Speaker 1: and this gorgeous blonde woman is sitting in a chair
[1:27] Speaker 1: and my mother walked.
[1:28] Speaker 2: In behind me. Did you like that?
[1:34] Speaker 3: I'm on a rip today, baby talking all right, So
[1:47] Speaker 3: we're all a little bit consuited.
[1:50] Speaker 1: Even looking like this. I'm like, Yns, I'm right, but
[1:55] Speaker 1: I was so excited to see you, Mama. You were
[1:58] Speaker 1: sawing logs in my bed last night. I actually felt
[2:00] Speaker 1: badly being like, are you going to sleep in here?
[2:04] Speaker 1: Because I have you an ocean and ocean is like
[2:06] Speaker 1: my freaking shadow right now. You saw it last night.
[2:09] Speaker 1: It's a lot. I walked into the bathroom mom, Mom,
[2:14] Speaker 1: where are you? I was like, I'm going to the bathroom.
[2:16] Speaker 1: I'm going to come in there. It's fine.
[2:19] Speaker 2: You left today. We were in the playroom when you
[2:22] Speaker 2: first left.
[2:23] Speaker 3: Yeah, she's looking out the window with one leg back,
[2:27] Speaker 3: leaning on the window and you're pulling out and she goes.
[2:32] Speaker 2: I just really wish my mom wasn't leaving me. Oh,
[2:38] Speaker 2: I know, and whipped cream.
[2:41] Speaker 1: You know what I tell her when she tells me
[2:44] Speaker 1: all of those things, like I don't want to be
[2:46] Speaker 1: left alone without you, and I go, that's how I
[2:50] Speaker 1: still feel about my mom. I get it, I get you. Girl.
[2:54] Speaker 1: That's not gonna go away, at least I hope it won't.
[2:56] Speaker 1: I was very, very proud of the mother that I
[2:59] Speaker 1: was this weekend. Can I get a clap? Lisa? You're
[3:06] Speaker 1: practicing on the softball field?
[3:09] Speaker 2: She was, how id it? She was fucking how baby?
[3:14] Speaker 2: She was cheering. There was a couple of Marlborough cracks
[3:19] Speaker 2: in there.
[3:19] Speaker 1: Go, I don't even care you go, Glen Coco. I'm
[3:25] Speaker 1: so happy to hear that. I want to hear all
[3:27] Speaker 1: about your guys' trip, but first let me too my
[3:29] Speaker 1: own horn. So I always take pride in the mother
[3:34] Speaker 1: that I am, because let's be honest, as mothers, you
[3:37] Speaker 1: really don't know what the hell you're doing, and each
[3:40] Speaker 1: phase is different, and then as you're doing it, it's
[3:42] Speaker 1: kind of like you start running. You're metaphorically and you're like,
[3:46] Speaker 1: oh my gosh, I'm doing it. I'm fucking doing it.
[3:50] Speaker 1: But I have a lot of help. Right this weekend
[3:55] Speaker 1: I had a no help. I had a meet that
[3:58] Speaker 1: was it me with the two kids, and I wasn't
[4:02] Speaker 1: nervous or anything. I know, I knew I would be
[4:05] Speaker 1: very tired. But girl, I had a jam packed weekend
[4:13] Speaker 1: full of fun. Friday, I had Janet and her mom
[4:17] Speaker 1: come over. We swam all day. She Janet brought over
[4:23] Speaker 1: steak noki. She made it at a mom may it.
[4:28] Speaker 1: Janet is such a good cook. Now, yeah, we all
[4:31] Speaker 1: had dinner together. I didn't know. Yeah, Janet made it.
[4:36] Speaker 1: I made it. That's what you declined.
[4:37] Speaker 3: No, I thought it was just pre I thought it
[4:39] Speaker 3: was just like the prepackaged where we just put it
[4:42] Speaker 3: in a thing.
[4:42] Speaker 1: But no, she brought rosemary. She brought her own skillet,
[4:48] Speaker 1: which she made, not a store bought. She's like rendered
[4:51] Speaker 1: fat whatever that means, made of sauce. I was like,
[4:54] Speaker 1: you can't do that. She even brought her own salt
[4:58] Speaker 1: and pepper because she didn't think that I would have
[5:00] Speaker 1: salt and pepper. I was like, Janet, Janet, do we
[5:05] Speaker 1: all right? How do you think I flavor all of
[5:08] Speaker 1: my boxed goods? Gotta have some salt? Fabulous? So we
[5:13] Speaker 1: all had dinner together, ran the kids into the ground. Saturday.
[5:16] Speaker 1: I planned a playdate with a little girl who Ocean's
[5:20] Speaker 1: gonna go to her new school with. That was amazing. Sunday,
[5:28] Speaker 1: we had a throwback friend, meaning Ocean's old school, her
[5:33] Speaker 1: little teacake friend who I love, that entire family, and
[5:38] Speaker 1: we were there from ten thirty to three thirty. I
[5:41] Speaker 1: could not believe it. And every night I would put
[5:44] Speaker 1: Sosa down at like six thirty seven. She would be exhausted.
[5:48] Speaker 1: She wouldn't even fight me. And then Ocean and I
[5:51] Speaker 1: all three nights would make popcorn and put Eminem's and
[5:56] Speaker 1: she would pick what movies she wanted and we'd eat
[5:58] Speaker 1: it in the bed and she would look at me,
[6:01] Speaker 1: hug me and say, Mom, this is the best night ever.
[6:04] Speaker 1: Like she just wants your time and attention. And there
[6:08] Speaker 1: was one thing that happened and she said, I was
[6:10] Speaker 1: on my phone and she said she paused the move
[6:13] Speaker 1: me and she said, Mom, you told me that you
[6:15] Speaker 1: would lay in the bed and watch a movie. That
[6:18] Speaker 1: means you can't have your phone, because that means you're
[6:20] Speaker 1: not paying attention. And I was like, she's clocking it right,
[6:24] Speaker 1: and I said, that is absolutely correct. And I put
[6:28] Speaker 1: my phone on the charger, which I keep my phone
[6:30] Speaker 1: away from my bed. But it was just very sweet
[6:34] Speaker 1: and I really really enjoyed, like I missed you guys,
[6:36] Speaker 1: and Ocean missed you guys terribly. But I had really
[6:41] Speaker 1: great one on one time with my kids where they
[6:44] Speaker 1: got mom time, they got to socialize with kids their
[6:47] Speaker 1: age because there were some kids that were Sosa's age.
[6:51] Speaker 1: I just I was very proud of myself as a
[6:53] Speaker 1: mom this weekend. That's all I'm going to say.
[6:54] Speaker 2: We are very proud of you as well.
[6:56] Speaker 1: Thank you. Eathtant does it all the time for me.
[6:58] Speaker 1: Isn't always with my two, it's by myself.
[7:00] Speaker 2: It's a lot. So I get you on that one.
[7:02] Speaker 3: But shit, twenty forty eight hours with no help, oh god, yeah,
[7:09] Speaker 3: good job.
[7:10] Speaker 1: More than that. You just left Friday morning and got
[7:13] Speaker 1: home Monday night.
[7:15] Speaker 2: But we had a CC.
[7:17] Speaker 3: I'm saying forty eight hours no help Saturday Sunday, oh yeah,
[7:21] Speaker 3: yeah yeah.
[7:21] Speaker 2: And still I will give you the nights though, because
[7:24] Speaker 2: boy do they come quick.
[7:26] Speaker 1: Yeah, and not five o'clock. God, at dinnertime. The one
[7:31] Speaker 1: and a half two hours is the slowest moving one
[7:35] Speaker 1: and a half to two hours of my whole life.
[7:37] Speaker 3: Now from four to six, it's snail time. Brutal, It's
[7:41] Speaker 3: a brutal brutal. Yeah, I don't know how it passes,
[7:45] Speaker 3: but God, by chance it does.
[7:47] Speaker 1: Yeah, and then I'm like, oh, it's five thirty. I
[7:49] Speaker 1: could do bath time and by then it'll be six.
[7:51] Speaker 1: What bath takes thirty minutes for a kid? None?
[7:54] Speaker 2: No, there's there were.
[7:55] Speaker 3: When I was watching them, I was like, if I
[7:57] Speaker 3: go to the grocery store with both of them an
[8:00] Speaker 3: hour and it'll be six, I can feed her.
[8:04] Speaker 2: All right, let's get in the car. Guys, waste this time?
[8:08] Speaker 1: No for real, Okay, tell me about Swingers. That's Easton's
[8:13] Speaker 1: gay softball team that he's on. He's the token straight.
[8:16] Speaker 2: We have a couple.
[8:18] Speaker 1: For now. I each team gets two straight people. Yeah, yeah,
[8:23] Speaker 1: freaking love it.
[8:25] Speaker 3: Well, yeah, there was a woman there. Her name was
[8:28] Speaker 3: Mama on the back of her shirt. She called me
[8:30] Speaker 3: her husband, and I kind of liked it. She goes,
[8:35] Speaker 3: take it easy, take it easy on. My future husband
[8:41] Speaker 3: was old enough to be my mother.
[8:43] Speaker 1: I love that. That's so cute she I mean, she was.
[8:47] Speaker 2: It was weird fun.
[8:49] Speaker 3: I stepped up to the plate and she goes, you
[8:53] Speaker 3: are something to look at. She goes, can I have
[8:55] Speaker 3: a piece?
[8:56] Speaker 2: And I just smiled at her and she goes, unless
[8:58] Speaker 2: you like dick, like the rest of them. I go hey,
[9:01] Speaker 2: I go I'm the token straight and she goes hey,
[9:04] Speaker 2: and then I hit it.
[9:06] Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought you were gonna say liquor.
[9:08] Speaker 2: I was like, no, oh, no, her licoric for some salt. Well,
[9:12] Speaker 2: a lot of games being played.
[9:14] Speaker 1: Don't even act like it would be that shocking if
[9:16] Speaker 1: she shared her liquor, especially with Mom, because I learned
[9:19] Speaker 1: that Lisa smoked weed while they were in Seattle.
[9:23] Speaker 3: Because everybody listening, as you know, my mother, she had
[9:26] Speaker 3: her hip replaced. She's kicking like all the meds that
[9:30] Speaker 3: they had her on, and she just feels a little off.
[9:33] Speaker 3: And I was just everything that she is feeling. Marijuana
[9:37] Speaker 3: was a good like medical marijuana was a good alternative
[9:41] Speaker 3: to everything. So when she'd get her tremor, she'd smoke it,
[9:44] Speaker 3: and so me and Nicky went and bought her one.
[9:47] Speaker 1: The whole thing this weekend was getting you through on
[9:50] Speaker 1: your same meds. I called your doctor and they are
[9:55] Speaker 1: they've prescribed you something that I guess helps with Parkinson's
[10:01] Speaker 1: because you are displaying symptoms of that. However, I have
[10:07] Speaker 1: this text thread with a few sober people in it,
[10:10] Speaker 1: and I had gone mia for a minute and my
[10:12] Speaker 1: sponsor side texted me and said, you know, is everything okay?
[10:16] Speaker 1: Do you still want to be a part of that
[10:18] Speaker 1: group that group chat because we haven't heard from you.
[10:22] Speaker 1: So I responded and I let the group know kind of.
[10:25] Speaker 1: It's a gratitude text thread, so you say what you're
[10:27] Speaker 1: grateful for, and you keep people updated on what's happening
[10:29] Speaker 1: in your life while also pointing out the things that
[10:32] Speaker 1: you are grateful for. And then I called my sponsor.
[10:36] Speaker 1: She was like, it's so crazy that in that text
[10:39] Speaker 1: thread you mentioned DIP. Because what DIP is is drug
[10:44] Speaker 1: induced Parkinson's and it happens after surgery. It's when your
[10:48] Speaker 1: body reacts differently poorly to medication anesthesia, blocking the dopamine
[10:56] Speaker 1: release in your brain, and you display symptoms of Parkinson's.
[11:00] Speaker 1: The difference is at some point in time it wears
[11:03] Speaker 1: off to where dopamine is firing again the way it
[11:07] Speaker 1: needs to be. She said, my sister had that five
[11:11] Speaker 1: years ago. It took about a year for her to
[11:14] Speaker 1: like come to again. But I had never heard of
[11:17] Speaker 1: DIP before. It's not common, but she had it after
[11:21] Speaker 1: hip surgery. I'm like, that is crazy, I know, And
[11:25] Speaker 1: this is how I know my mom is off because
[11:26] Speaker 1: normally she would be like, that makes me nervous. The
[11:30] Speaker 1: hard thing with Parkinson's, from what I've read and what
[11:35] Speaker 1: neurologists we've spoken to, it's a process of elimination. There's
[11:39] Speaker 1: no brain scan, no blood test that you can have
[11:42] Speaker 1: that shows you have Parkinson's. It is doing the initial
[11:47] Speaker 1: testing that you as of right now passed. I will
[11:52] Speaker 1: get your results back on the twenty second. We have
[11:56] Speaker 1: the actual brain scan that needs to be scheduled. But
[12:01] Speaker 1: our primary physician said, you start treating for Parkinson's and
[12:05] Speaker 1: if there is you know, progress, I guess with the symptoms,
[12:10] Speaker 1: then then we know what direction to go in. I
[12:13] Speaker 1: am hopeful, I really am. But it's been Yeah, it's
[12:21] Speaker 1: always scary.
[12:21] Speaker 2: It's scary. The unknown is scary. Okay, I think you're
[12:27] Speaker 2: going to be just fine. I really do. Seeing you,
[12:31] Speaker 2: seeing you do the tests and all of that.
[12:33] Speaker 3: I know it's hard for you because you're not there
[12:36] Speaker 3: physically to see how well you're doing. But you did
[12:39] Speaker 3: the test very well. Like I wasn't nervous at all. Yeah.
[12:43] Speaker 1: I think it's also though, even though she's passing the tests,
[12:48] Speaker 1: we don't have an answer to why she's feeling the
[12:50] Speaker 1: way that she's and that's the only thing we know
[12:53] Speaker 1: is after the hip surgery, everything changed, and whether it
[12:59] Speaker 1: triggered something in the brain that is a forever thing,
[13:02] Speaker 1: whether it triggered something in the brain that is going
[13:04] Speaker 1: to be, you know, a blip in time, and we're
[13:07] Speaker 1: going to get through it. When we have answers, we
[13:10] Speaker 1: will have a roadmap to how we take care of
[13:12] Speaker 1: you and I. There are just little things that I feel,
[13:22] Speaker 1: little things that I feel are like so normal, just
[13:25] Speaker 1: like conversations with someone or hearing someone laugh.
[13:30] Speaker 4: They like you don't even clock right, And now I
[13:33] Speaker 4: don't really have long conversations with you. I rarely hear
[13:38] Speaker 4: you laugh, and I just want that.
[13:40] Speaker 1: To come back. Sorry, I can't even imagine how. I'm
[13:45] Speaker 1: sure you're very scared, but we're here with you.
[13:49] Speaker 2: I hope you know that you're never doing anything alone.
[13:53] Speaker 1: No, I'm so happy that the other things, even though
[13:56] Speaker 1: you don't feel well, like you want to be active,
[13:58] Speaker 1: Like you wanted to go to Montana for a week,
[14:00] Speaker 1: you wanted to go to Seattle. Even that day when
[14:02] Speaker 1: you guys were supposed to leave, I was like, are
[14:03] Speaker 1: you sure you feel up to going, and you were like.
[14:06] Speaker 2: I'm very proud.
[14:07] Speaker 1: I'm not not going.
[14:08] Speaker 3: I'm very proud of you because I know traveling isn't
[14:11] Speaker 3: easy with how you feel doing everything that you have
[14:13] Speaker 3: to do every day. I want you to know I'm
[14:16] Speaker 3: very proud of you, and I love that you are
[14:19] Speaker 3: up and moving even when you are feeling mentally and
[14:22] Speaker 3: physically like shit.
[14:24] Speaker 2: Very proud of you.
[14:25] Speaker 1: I really think everything is going to be okay. But
[14:28] Speaker 1: then obviously fear is just a part of life in
[14:31] Speaker 1: the unknown. But no matter what, like, we're going to
[14:34] Speaker 1: get through it, and we're going to get through it
[14:35] Speaker 1: as a family, and you're loved and supported and I'm
[14:38] Speaker 1: so happy you went. And Easton had like the game
[14:40] Speaker 1: of his life. Games. They played eight games.
[14:44] Speaker 2: We had eight games in two days. Hey two homerus whoop, whoop.
[14:49] Speaker 3: I had the highest batting average on a team with
[14:51] Speaker 3: like eighty four percent on base percentage. I got MVP
[14:55] Speaker 3: with a big old chain. I'll post it, but no,
[14:59] Speaker 3: it was way Can I be honest. Everybody has heard
[15:02] Speaker 3: about my shoulder and just getting it fixed.
[15:05] Speaker 1: I didn't change everything.
[15:07] Speaker 2: Well yeah that PRP man.
[15:08] Speaker 3: I am going to say, if you have anything that
[15:11] Speaker 3: feels a little off or like ligament that's popping out.
[15:14] Speaker 2: I would highly recommend PRP.
[15:18] Speaker 3: My shoulder is in the it feels like it's in
[15:22] Speaker 3: the best like shape it's ever been in. Like there's
[15:24] Speaker 3: it's tight, I can hit.
[15:26] Speaker 2: It's not a thought. Yeah, no, like I actually have fun.
[15:30] Speaker 3: And it was good to have like the team because
[15:32] Speaker 3: you know when you're like, hey, my shoulder's bad, when
[15:34] Speaker 3: it gets better, I'll be good, and they're like, hey, yeah,
[15:36] Speaker 3: I get out of here, kid, And then I did.
[15:39] Speaker 3: So it was good because then they all came up
[15:40] Speaker 3: and they were like, wow, you weren't lying. I was like, yes,
[15:43] Speaker 3: I told you my shoulder was fucked up, man, And
[15:46] Speaker 3: now they all see it.
[15:47] Speaker 2: So it was good that I did what I did
[15:49] Speaker 2: because now I feel a part of the team.
[15:51] Speaker 3: We love loved Seattle. We were in Isaquah, so outside
[15:56] Speaker 3: of Seattle. It's like twenty five minutes thirty minutes out
[16:00] Speaker 3: side of Seattle. It is.
[16:04] Speaker 2: Beautiful.
[16:04] Speaker 3: The air was crisp, Like we got out of the
[16:07] Speaker 3: airport and I was like, wow, no, we got yesterday.
[16:13] Speaker 1: We walked out.
[16:15] Speaker 2: Me and Nick both looked at it. I was like,
[16:16] Speaker 2: is this airships here? He goes. I was just thinking
[16:18] Speaker 2: that in La.
[16:19] Speaker 1: Yes, there's a lot of people out here, which places.
[16:22] Speaker 1: I heard a lot of people from FIFA the love La.
[16:26] Speaker 1: They were like very pleased about the best comment I ranch,
[16:30] Speaker 1: ranch was the number one American people.
[16:32] Speaker 2: Were taking the home ranch by the gallons in their bags. Yeah.
[16:35] Speaker 1: Also they never tried the one from spaghetti factory or
[16:38] Speaker 1: a pizza factory.
[16:39] Speaker 2: Oh that buttermilk ranch.
[16:41] Speaker 1: That ranch slaps.
[16:42] Speaker 2: I've never tasted a.
[16:43] Speaker 1: Ranch like that.
[16:44] Speaker 2: Yeah, ranch wishes it.
[16:45] Speaker 1: Was that ranch Utah Salt Lake, the greatest Saint George.
[16:49] Speaker 2: If we're going to be specific.
[16:50] Speaker 1: Oh yeah, o G you're right, maybe they here, maybe
[16:55] Speaker 1: someone I don't.
[16:56] Speaker 2: Can I talk about my labu being stole?
[16:58] Speaker 3: One?
[16:58] Speaker 1: Coming back to that? It's very weird, very weird.
[17:04] Speaker 2: Stands, wasn't it called Stan's BBQ?
[17:07] Speaker 1: We don't even have a barbecue that could get stolen?
[17:10] Speaker 2: No, in the old town. Lisa's taking it back to
[17:14] Speaker 2: the barbecue that we had in Issaqua.
[17:16] Speaker 1: Oh wow, we're really okay At the beginning of the episode, Yeah.
[17:19] Speaker 2: Yeah, Lisa, I'm just glad you're here. Baby, We're just
[17:22] Speaker 2: glad you're here.
[17:23] Speaker 1: What else you want to talk about? Lisa.
[17:24] Speaker 2: God damn it, Lisa, keep on coming. Give it face.
[17:29] Speaker 1: Is so proud, Lauren.
[17:31] Speaker 2: You should have seen me out there.
[17:32] Speaker 1: I was very proud.
[17:34] Speaker 2: Only twice.
[17:36] Speaker 1: I know eight.
[17:38] Speaker 2: I won the pot. I know money.
[17:40] Speaker 3: Yeah, I won like two hundred and something dollars. Eh,
[17:47] Speaker 3: it hasn't hit the account yet, but I'll be looking.
[17:50] Speaker 3: Hasn't hit the old.
[17:51] Speaker 2: Venmo, I know.
[17:55] Speaker 3: Trust me, I am very, very proud of you and
[17:58] Speaker 3: everybody listening. I was below five hundred, so I was
[18:01] Speaker 3: the shittiest batter on the team. I'm the best, just
[18:04] Speaker 3: a shoulder away from being great.
[18:06] Speaker 1: Eight.
[18:06] Speaker 2: Now I'm in the eight and the highest you have
[18:09] Speaker 2: to move up in the league.
[18:10] Speaker 1: In the league, it's going to be a devastating day.
[18:12] Speaker 2: No, my batting is good, but my batting percentage is
[18:15] Speaker 2: like still in where I need to be.
[18:16] Speaker 1: You're not consistent.
[18:18] Speaker 3: If I keep no, I was five hundred. This was
[18:21] Speaker 3: the only tournament I've been good. If I keep doing this,
[18:24] Speaker 3: it'll put me up points.
[18:25] Speaker 2: And then what I'll do.
[18:27] Speaker 3: Is I'll be a little shittier in the field. I
[18:29] Speaker 3: want to hit me right in the chest. Would I
[18:31] Speaker 3: tell you these things are speeding at you like ninety
[18:33] Speaker 3: miles an hour. They're coming at you.
[18:35] Speaker 1: It's like an MLB speed.
[18:37] Speaker 3: No, those are well, I'll say, I lie to you
[18:39] Speaker 3: pretty heavily. They're probably coming off at like fifty or sixty,
[18:42] Speaker 3: but nine. When you're thirty three and never played baseball,
[18:45] Speaker 3: really you know they're coming at it like ninety. I
[18:47] Speaker 3: dove and caught one. Good for you, dove stretched out,
[18:51] Speaker 3: caught it. Everybody on the other bench, good stretch, I said,
[18:55] Speaker 3: damn right, oh wow, So I'm Lauren.
[18:58] Speaker 1: I was just out there just a lot of sportsmen ship.
[19:00] Speaker 2: That's what I really love about the league.
[19:03] Speaker 3: I will say we were getting our asses just fucking
[19:05] Speaker 3: handed to us because the team was really good. But like,
[19:09] Speaker 3: you can't hate anybody because like even if they're running
[19:12] Speaker 3: the score up on you, like they're always like yeah,
[19:14] Speaker 3: sometimes you get them like you're just nice.
[19:16] Speaker 2: That's yeah, there's.
[19:18] Speaker 1: Nothing to gain from this extent. You're all out there
[19:20] Speaker 1: having fun and it's like, I tell you, amazing that
[19:23] Speaker 1: you're on that team. You had your team over for
[19:25] Speaker 1: a barbecue. A few weeks we're doing it again.
[19:28] Speaker 2: By the way.
[19:28] Speaker 1: It's so much fun. Everyone's such a good vibe. They're
[19:32] Speaker 1: so cute with my kids. Your team.
[19:34] Speaker 3: Yeah, No, I have like a really really good team
[19:36] Speaker 3: that I've fought, like fallen very in love with. Just
[19:40] Speaker 3: like being around, playing around, they build you up, they
[19:42] Speaker 3: tease you. It's like, oh, Mom, was like sitting outside
[19:46] Speaker 3: and like three of my teammates came up and they
[19:49] Speaker 3: were like, hey, with all the balls like coming and flying,
[19:52] Speaker 3: we don't want her to get hit.
[19:53] Speaker 2: Can we bring her into the dugout? So I was
[19:55] Speaker 2: like yeah, so like they all just like.
[20:00] Speaker 1: Of England, it's all hot.
[20:01] Speaker 3: Like I'm grabbing my gear taking it to another field.
[20:04] Speaker 3: I look over like my whole team is like helping
[20:06] Speaker 3: Lisa like get her stuff.
[20:07] Speaker 2: I was like I was coming out Jesus.
[20:11] Speaker 1: Now.
[20:11] Speaker 2: It was a lot because she had a lot.
[20:12] Speaker 3: Of my gear too, so like it was my gear
[20:14] Speaker 3: that she was holding on to heavy. Mom was doing
[20:17] Speaker 3: a lot though. I'd see her just like stretching. I'd
[20:19] Speaker 3: be on third base and she'd be going lifting her
[20:21] Speaker 3: legs up, doing her little leg exercises.
[20:23] Speaker 1: That's so good, Mom.
[20:24] Speaker 2: Lisa. Trying is all it is. Do five, do ten.
[20:28] Speaker 2: That's more than you did yesterday. You're going to read
[20:31] Speaker 2: atomic habits.
[20:33] Speaker 1: If you just okay, one thing at a time. You said, well,
[20:35] Speaker 1: let's not have a reading as well. Let's just get
[20:38] Speaker 1: her to lift her limbs every so often.
[20:40] Speaker 2: Lift the limb to read right.
[20:44] Speaker 1: So many words per minute you can get You're.
[20:45] Speaker 2: Going to read a whole book by the end of
[20:47] Speaker 2: your life.
[20:59] Speaker 1: What are we talking about? The laboo boo? Yeah, guys
[21:04] Speaker 1: comes upstairs to day He's like, hey, did you drive
[21:06] Speaker 1: the Mercedes? I was like, is this a real question?
[21:09] Speaker 1: On what planet? Would I ever drive that thing? And
[21:12] Speaker 1: it does all I know you would never drive it
[21:15] Speaker 1: whatever year, And I was like, has nothing to do
[21:17] Speaker 1: with this, And I was like, maybe she could. With
[21:20] Speaker 1: how low you are to the ground in a car.
[21:23] Speaker 2: I still don't like it. I love it.
[21:25] Speaker 3: But so I'm going in my car last night because
[21:29] Speaker 3: a little hungry, you want to get food. My center
[21:31] Speaker 3: consoles open, and that is it.
[21:33] Speaker 1: Okay.
[21:34] Speaker 2: I get in nothing. It feels like somebody was in
[21:38] Speaker 2: the car. I got.
[21:42] Speaker 1: Like, they didn't take that with them.
[21:45] Speaker 3: What's in there? Yeah, my golf clubs are in the garage.
[21:50] Speaker 3: Nothing's in the trunk. So I get in there, center
[21:52] Speaker 3: consoles open. I have la boo boos that I like,
[21:55] Speaker 3: just trade out in my car. That just like hang,
[21:58] Speaker 3: you can judge me. No, I'll take a picture of it.
[22:01] Speaker 3: And so I have one hanging still there, two in
[22:06] Speaker 3: one bag, still there, one in one bag, gone by
[22:10] Speaker 3: so many.
[22:11] Speaker 1: I bought them for wait, hold on which one did
[22:14] Speaker 1: they take the one with the colored teeth?
[22:15] Speaker 2: No, they took the gray like wooly looking one. Oh,
[22:20] Speaker 2: the shittiest one.
[22:21] Speaker 3: Not only that that's gone, there's about forty bucks in
[22:25] Speaker 3: cash still there.
[22:27] Speaker 2: There's yeah, like there was more. I feel like they
[22:33] Speaker 2: left money for me.
[22:34] Speaker 1: Maybe it was kids. And they had the other la
[22:36] Speaker 1: boobos no because we asked her.
[22:39] Speaker 2: And she was like, no, I didn't do it, and
[22:40] Speaker 2: I was she probably I go out to the car.
[22:43] Speaker 1: And take a little booboo.
[22:45] Speaker 2: That's all I needed to hear. But I was like,
[22:48] Speaker 2: I don't.
[22:48] Speaker 3: It was the weirdest robbery I've ever been a part of.
[22:51] Speaker 3: I guess who the fuck just gets me from one
[22:53] Speaker 3: lab boo boo and.
[22:54] Speaker 1: You're not even a good one the color. Don't know
[22:57] Speaker 1: if I had that looks like six nine.
[22:59] Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I still have that like that one, that's
[23:01] Speaker 3: the one that's hanging right now. But I will say
[23:03] Speaker 3: I don't know if I had money in the car previously,
[23:07] Speaker 3: or if they stole a La Boo boo and gave
[23:09] Speaker 3: me forty bucks.
[23:12] Speaker 2: It's the weirdest thing. I don't know.
[23:14] Speaker 1: I don't know if it was a robbery or a transaction.
[23:16] Speaker 2: With all I know, it was without my consent. So
[23:19] Speaker 2: I'm pretty I'm I don't know what's going on, or Eve's.
[23:23] Speaker 1: Gonna find the litle booboo somewhere some Okay, So this
[23:29] Speaker 1: headline dropped vpr alum Jack's Taylor Cosey's up to his
[23:33] Speaker 1: and ex Brittany's publicist. If you guys remember, there was
[23:37] Speaker 1: a rumor like two two and a half years ago
[23:39] Speaker 1: that Jack's and this other person name's Lorie I were
[23:47] Speaker 1: hooking up, and I you know, no one thought anything
[23:51] Speaker 1: of it moved on. This came out yesterday. I'm not
[23:55] Speaker 1: going to share with you guys the details of what
[23:59] Speaker 1: went on. Obviously, Brittany is one of my dearest friends,
[24:02] Speaker 1: and I want her to talk about it. All I'll
[24:04] Speaker 1: say is these are two bottom feeders. I'm absolutely disgusted.
[24:12] Speaker 1: I cannot believe that people move this way in life.
[24:20] Speaker 1: And I felt the need to text Brittany and say
[24:25] Speaker 1: I was with her all day but last night I
[24:28] Speaker 1: was like, Hey, I got invited to Vegas for less
[24:32] Speaker 1: than twenty four hours tomorrow and if you would like
[24:35] Speaker 1: to come, I would like to get you out of
[24:38] Speaker 1: Los Angeles and away from all the shit, So let
[24:42] Speaker 1: me know if you're down. And she texts back and said,
[24:44] Speaker 1: I think that would be really good for me. I
[24:46] Speaker 1: was like, oh shit, we're doing baby.
[24:52] Speaker 4: We're gonna leave tonight, be back tomorrow tomorrow by one.
[24:56] Speaker 2: Guys we're living. Yeah, I'll take the kids. Yeah, I
[25:00] Speaker 2: I called her.
[25:00] Speaker 1: I was like, Okay, I'm on jet Suites. Yeah, you
[25:05] Speaker 1: guys all know I've booked two people on jet.
[25:09] Speaker 2: Suite assistant what assistant?
[25:12] Speaker 4: Yeah?
[25:12] Speaker 2: Yeah?
[25:13] Speaker 1: And when I tell you and I booked the hotel
[25:16] Speaker 1: all by myself, and I woke up three times last
[25:20] Speaker 1: night to go into my emails to make sure that
[25:22] Speaker 1: I booked us for the right city. I was like,
[25:24] Speaker 1: didn't stay Las Vegas?
[25:26] Speaker 2: Does anybody else two show? I do that too, I
[25:29] Speaker 2: will book it and I'll go. Did I even do
[25:30] Speaker 2: the right dates?
[25:32] Speaker 1: June?
[25:32] Speaker 2: June? I have to go back in the calendar and
[25:34] Speaker 2: then I'm like.
[25:35] Speaker 1: It shows that we're landing back home on the fifteenth.
[25:38] Speaker 1: But we're not leaving tonight, right, we can leave tonight.
[25:40] Speaker 1: It's three in the morning, okay tomorrow, Yeah that is right.
[25:42] Speaker 1: Wait is that the fourteenth?
[25:43] Speaker 3: Yeah?
[25:44] Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, we're good. And then I was like, no,
[25:45] Speaker 1: I'm still not but I did it.
[25:48] Speaker 2: I did it.
[25:48] Speaker 1: Mom watched me. I did learn a lot with that,
[25:50] Speaker 1: and now I know take the initiative. So that's what
[25:53] Speaker 1: I'm doing with Brittany. I can't wait to tell you
[25:55] Speaker 1: guys all about it. We're going to have the time
[25:57] Speaker 1: of our lives. Let's go into some pop culture. But
[26:00] Speaker 1: first I want to talk about this trend on TikTok
[26:03] Speaker 1: that Easton showed me, and I was like, it sounds
[26:05] Speaker 1: so stupid when I tell you, I sat there for
[26:07] Speaker 1: probably ten to fifteen minutes watching boyfriends and girlfriends or
[26:13] Speaker 1: husbands and wives eating at the same pace as their
[26:15] Speaker 1: significant other.
[26:17] Speaker 2: So fun.
[26:17] Speaker 1: I was like, this is crazy, this is like it was.
[26:20] Speaker 1: It's the greatest trend I've ever seen.
[26:23] Speaker 3: And what's so great is it's great man like the
[26:26] Speaker 3: woman following the man or the man following the woman.
[26:29] Speaker 1: I eat like a man. The valley has shown that.
[26:31] Speaker 1: I'm like, wow, you guys, did me really really dirty.
[26:35] Speaker 1: I'm never eating on camera again.
[26:38] Speaker 2: Oh, I just keep it eating.
[26:39] Speaker 1: I got like ribs in my mouth. I'm chewing like
[26:42] Speaker 1: I've never eaten anything in my life.
[26:44] Speaker 2: You look like situation.
[26:46] Speaker 1: Yeah, I am hungry all the time. And then I
[26:49] Speaker 1: forget to eat. And then we get a call time
[26:51] Speaker 1: and it's at a restaurant. I'm like, whoo, I can
[26:53] Speaker 1: eat you, I can finally eat. What were we talking about? Oh,
[26:56] Speaker 1: thank you for sending me the thank you for making
[26:58] Speaker 1: me sit down and watch that trend, because oh yeah
[27:00] Speaker 1: it is.
[27:00] Speaker 3: It is.
[27:01] Speaker 1: If you guys haven't tried.
[27:02] Speaker 3: It, well, here's the thing. Law always is like, you're
[27:05] Speaker 3: just on your phone, And here's the thing. Sometimes I am,
[27:08] Speaker 3: but sometimes i'm not. And when I tell you, I
[27:11] Speaker 3: am just roped up in some stupid trend that I
[27:14] Speaker 3: just watch for twenty minutes. And it's the same video
[27:16] Speaker 3: of different people.
[27:17] Speaker 1: The same laugh that you guys hear on the podcast.
[27:19] Speaker 1: I'm like, what the fuck would be that funny? So
[27:21] Speaker 1: then he shows me this one. Do you like the
[27:24] Speaker 1: men eating at the same pace as the woman or
[27:26] Speaker 1: the other way?
[27:27] Speaker 3: Honestly, I like them both the same because it's like
[27:29] Speaker 3: the woman trying to keep up with this man eating
[27:32] Speaker 3: a sandwich in three bites, which I don't know how
[27:35] Speaker 3: they're doing it. But then I love the woman eating
[27:37] Speaker 3: because she like makes it slow, will toss it, she'll
[27:40] Speaker 3: like get the pieces.
[27:41] Speaker 1: And you have to do exactly what your partner is doing.
[27:43] Speaker 3: So like the guy is like wanting to eat, and
[27:46] Speaker 3: like she'll eat like one chip and then she'll like
[27:48] Speaker 3: watch her TV and take a sip.
[27:49] Speaker 1: And the guy's like what do the one girl who
[27:51] Speaker 1: was like he still hasn't drinking a drink water?
[27:54] Speaker 2: Hey, do you need some water?
[27:55] Speaker 1: You drink some water. It's so good. This one's sad.
[28:03] Speaker 1: Grocery store Joe, who you guys know from like the
[28:07] Speaker 1: Bachelor Nation, he did the prenuvo scan that you and
[28:10] Speaker 1: I did, mom, and they found a blueberry sized lesion
[28:14] Speaker 1: in his scan and it appeared to be an early
[28:16] Speaker 1: stage cancerous brain tumor.
[28:20] Speaker 2: And now he's caught in time.
[28:21] Speaker 1: Yeah, he has to undergo surgery to remove it, and
[28:24] Speaker 1: so like prenuvo quite literally saved him.
[28:27] Speaker 2: Right, you know, I hope everything in that surgery goes well.
[28:31] Speaker 1: Okay, I'm going to say something that people will probably
[28:33] Speaker 1: get mad at me about but I'm okay with it.
[28:37] Speaker 1: I understand that prenuvo is expensive. It's a couple thousand dollars, okay,
[28:44] Speaker 1: But it's like quite literally saving people's lives. And we've
[28:48] Speaker 1: all seen how insurance they can be extremely difficult. And
[28:55] Speaker 1: let's just say you have something where you have to
[28:59] Speaker 1: be treated for it. There are some people who their
[29:02] Speaker 1: medical bills are skyrocketing into the millions of dollar range.
[29:07] Speaker 1: I highly recommend if you can put aside some money
[29:13] Speaker 1: each paycheck and save up for a full body MRI,
[29:19] Speaker 1: that it is worth it. Like, I know that that
[29:23] Speaker 1: is expensive, and I get it. It is really hard
[29:25] Speaker 1: to make a paycheck, but you don't get to go
[29:27] Speaker 1: and get an MRI unless there is a primary doctor
[29:31] Speaker 1: who will like write you the request form.
[29:35] Speaker 2: I would like to do some research to see if
[29:37] Speaker 2: they have payment plans for that, because that should be
[29:42] Speaker 2: something that they offer with it being such an amazing
[29:45] Speaker 2: thing to do.
[29:46] Speaker 1: And the whole reason I contacted Prenuvo back in September
[29:50] Speaker 1: was because I was feeling like I was getting headaches
[29:54] Speaker 1: and I felt like tension in my forehead. I was like,
[29:57] Speaker 1: I really want to know, like what's going on, and
[30:00] Speaker 1: and you know. My results came back and it was
[30:02] Speaker 1: very positive, except my posture is so messed up that
[30:05] Speaker 1: I could qualify for twelve sessions of PET covered by insurance.
[30:09] Speaker 1: Do you think I ever did that? No, but I
[30:11] Speaker 1: do need to do that. I have a primary who
[30:13] Speaker 1: said I will, I will definitely look at your scan
[30:17] Speaker 1: and send you to a physical therapist. Anyway, there's that.
[30:20] Speaker 1: It's quite literally saving people's lives. I want to do
[30:34] Speaker 1: an egg and Relief of the week Easton, What is
[30:37] Speaker 1: your ache of the week?
[30:39] Speaker 2: My ache of the week.
[30:41] Speaker 1: Honestly in the notes that your your ache is that
[30:43] Speaker 1: your la boo boo?
[30:44] Speaker 3: That is it. I was going to say my ache
[30:47] Speaker 3: is the la boo boo, but not even the laboo boo.
[30:51] Speaker 3: Just that was somebody in my fucking car. I feel
[30:57] Speaker 3: like I gues something. Yes, it's not about the laboo boos.
[31:01] Speaker 3: I do not care if the labuo boos get stolen.
[31:03] Speaker 3: I don't want somebody's ass in my seat. All there's
[31:09] Speaker 3: my ache. Okay, okay, so you're little, so that's her
[31:15] Speaker 3: age your back. You're pussy in your crack ambity. I
[31:21] Speaker 3: fucking hated that, mom my bed my man crack I'm
[31:32] Speaker 3: very happy. If my mom was getting into the car
[31:35] Speaker 3: by herself listening to that song, we would have to
[31:38] Speaker 3: sit down and have a.
[31:39] Speaker 1: Conversation as if she hasn't ever heard me talk like this.
[31:45] Speaker 1: You know how I talk. It's a joke. I'm trying
[31:48] Speaker 1: to make light of it. Your ache sore, your literal aches, Okay,
[31:51] Speaker 1: My ache is that I feel like my body is
[31:54] Speaker 1: also falling apart. Last night, I felt like my the
[31:59] Speaker 1: corner of my ho nail was like digging into my skin.
[32:02] Speaker 1: So I get out and my I have a horizontal
[32:05] Speaker 1: crack near my cuticle and my whole nail is completely
[32:08] Speaker 1: lifted up. So now I'm going to DM the girl
[32:12] Speaker 1: who does these nails, because remember every time, I like,
[32:15] Speaker 1: it's taking a long time, and she always tells me
[32:18] Speaker 1: like la la, I have to like preserve the quality
[32:20] Speaker 1: of your actual nail, So it's gonna take a while.
[32:23] Speaker 2: Welcome for fun.
[32:23] Speaker 1: Now I'm looking at my toes and I'm like, it's
[32:25] Speaker 1: because my actual nail they're just like drilling into it,
[32:28] Speaker 1: so it's making them weak. I'm gonna DM that girl,
[32:30] Speaker 1: and I'm gonna be like, do you make house calls
[32:32] Speaker 1: if you don't can I just DM you and you
[32:33] Speaker 1: put me on the schedule for both hands and feet,
[32:36] Speaker 1: and I guess I'm gonna spend the day with your babe.
[32:40] Speaker 1: It's like two and a half hours just for my hands.
[32:44] Speaker 1: The one time I never wear heels, I never go anywhere,
[32:48] Speaker 1: and now I've got a busted ass toe that really hurts. Yeah,
[32:54] Speaker 1: so what's your relief.
[32:55] Speaker 2: Let's let's make it quick softball third place? Bang?
[33:00] Speaker 1: Bang? What's your relief? Mom? Excellent? I'll take it.
[33:07] Speaker 2: Us if anybody needs to hear that.
[33:10] Speaker 1: My relief was the weekend that I had with my kids.
[33:13] Speaker 1: I really highly enjoyed it. Missed you, guys, but it
[33:16] Speaker 1: was great anyway. Thank you guys so much for listening
[33:18] Speaker 1: to another episode of Untraditionally La La Mom. I loved
[33:22] Speaker 1: having you. Welcome back and I will catch you guys
[33:26] Speaker 1: on Monday for the bonus episode. Tuesday for my new
[33:31] Speaker 1: podcast with Sally Carson, which is called Sex Unlocked. Oh
[33:34] Speaker 1: my gosh, this is crazy. You can catch us Wednesdays
[33:38] Speaker 1: for Untraditionally La La regular episode, and remember an Unlikely
[33:41] Speaker 1: Affair with myself and Amber Childers is every Thursday at
[33:44] Speaker 1: nine pm. Love you guys, Bye,

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