# An Unlikely Affair: Montana, Mocktails & The 4th of July

An episode of [Untraditionally Lala](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1494722390), 29 Jun 2026, 9:48.

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Lala and Ambyr talk Fourth of July plans in Montana, a night out two-stepping with cowboys and their favorite summer traditions. Plus, a quick message before their holiday break. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

## Transcript

[0:01] Speaker 1: Hi, Amber, Hilelah, Welcome to an unlikely affair. Hello, my
[0:10] Speaker 1: little gorgeous beings. We get to take a break for
[0:13] Speaker 1: the holiday. So here's my quick little message for an
[0:16] Speaker 1: unlikely affair and untraditionally la la. I am thrilled about
[0:21] Speaker 1: my Fourth of July plands because I called Amber Hi
[0:24] Speaker 1: babe hi hi hirificly recorded a watchtory. What do you want?
[0:31] Speaker 1: We usually my family I just take them to Palm Springs,
[0:34] Speaker 1: not just I have the luxury of taking my family
[0:37] Speaker 1: to Palm Springs this year. I called Amber and I
[0:41] Speaker 1: was like, what are your thoughts about me bringing my
[0:43] Speaker 1: kids to Montana for the Fourth of July and staying
[0:46] Speaker 1: with you?
[0:47] Speaker 2: But not just for the weekend.
[0:48] Speaker 1: I want to fly out on this month first and
[0:50] Speaker 1: fly out on the seventh, so it's.
[0:52] Speaker 2: Like an afty stay.
[0:54] Speaker 3: I am so excited. I am so excited, Like I
[0:58] Speaker 3: get the whole family.
[1:00] Speaker 2: I know.
[1:00] Speaker 1: Can I tell you something so funny?
[1:03] Speaker 2: So this fourth of July, our ex is supposed to
[1:09] Speaker 2: have ocean.
[1:10] Speaker 1: So I hit him with the OFW and was like, Hey,
[1:12] Speaker 1: what are your thoughts about me having ocean for the
[1:15] Speaker 1: fourth of July this year? Since you had her last year.
[1:17] Speaker 1: I'm more than happy to like maneuver the schedule so
[1:20] Speaker 1: that you can have makeup time as well. And he
[1:23] Speaker 1: was like, yes, that's totally fine, have a heyday. And
[1:27] Speaker 1: so we have to tell each other the flight info
[1:30] Speaker 1: for domestic travel two weeks in advance, like that's a
[1:33] Speaker 1: part of our little agreement. So I send off the
[1:35] Speaker 1: flight info and I didn't know if I should. And
[1:38] Speaker 1: you have to state where you're staying, and I didn't
[1:41] Speaker 1: know if I should say, like, and I'm staying at Ambers.
[1:45] Speaker 1: I assume you have the address, but I can send it.
[1:47] Speaker 2: Again if you need. He doesn't have the other I
[1:50] Speaker 2: just like, I just.
[1:51] Speaker 1: Sent him the address. I didn't say we're staying at Ambers.
[1:53] Speaker 1: I was like, I'm not gonna make this a fucking thing.
[1:55] Speaker 2: Even though I kind of want to make it a thing.
[1:57] Speaker 1: So I just said, I just sent the attack flight
[2:00] Speaker 1: info and your address.
[2:02] Speaker 2: I am so thrilled.
[2:04] Speaker 3: We are gonna have so fun. I'm taking you to
[2:05] Speaker 3: like a small town parade in Livingston, which is like
[2:08] Speaker 3: this cute, tiny, tiny Americana, like tons of history, tons
[2:13] Speaker 3: of really cool colectic like houses and artists, and.
[2:16] Speaker 2: We're gonna have so much fun.
[2:17] Speaker 3: And then we're gonna go floating on the river. We're
[2:19] Speaker 3: gonna do some'mores by the fireplace, which is my favorite.
[2:22] Speaker 3: Do you people started doing I just I see this
[2:25] Speaker 3: now people are doing Rece's pieces, Riese's pieces or reces.
[2:29] Speaker 1: Well, what if I say, some people say Rece's.
[2:34] Speaker 3: Okay, Reese's pieces on this more so like I have.
[2:37] Speaker 3: We're gonna do a s'more bar i'm I'm my dad's
[2:41] Speaker 3: bringing steak.
[2:42] Speaker 2: It's gonna be so good. Can I tell you? Ocean
[2:44] Speaker 2: won't stop talking about this Morris by the way, Oh
[2:47] Speaker 2: that's my sit. I brought them up.
[2:49] Speaker 1: Every time we go to the grocery store, she says,
[2:51] Speaker 1: we need to buy stuff for this moores for Montana.
[2:55] Speaker 2: Oh, like maybe I think if we don't need to
[2:58] Speaker 2: pack that on the plane.
[2:59] Speaker 3: No, no, no, no no.
[3:00] Speaker 2: She just wants it for the plane, by the way,
[3:02] Speaker 2: she doesn't want it for the plane.
[3:03] Speaker 1: The last time I was in Montana, I was in
[3:06] Speaker 1: elementary school. Because my mom's brother lives there. We don't
[3:09] Speaker 1: have contact with him. But I think it was Wise River.
[3:13] Speaker 1: I don't know that river, okay, you why why I
[3:16] Speaker 1: think it's Wise River? Okay, something like that. That was
[3:19] Speaker 1: the last time that I have been to Montana.
[3:22] Speaker 3: Well, it's Montana. You're going to know this. It's it's
[3:25] Speaker 3: so freakin gorgeous. The weather's going to be perfect. We're
[3:28] Speaker 3: going to be on the Yellowstone River. We're going to
[3:31] Speaker 3: do whiffle ball. We're gonna I mean, it's my whole
[3:33] Speaker 3: family's going to be there. It's going to be the
[3:35] Speaker 3: best swimming.
[3:37] Speaker 2: Are we all staying at your house?
[3:39] Speaker 1: Yes?
[3:39] Speaker 3: No, no, no, not not my mom and my dad.
[3:41] Speaker 2: They're gonna stay with my sister. I want to kill all.
[3:43] Speaker 3: No, no, everyone has a room. You're going to sleep
[3:46] Speaker 3: in my bed, Pero regular programming, and then Ocean. I
[3:49] Speaker 3: have this. I got her this little twin bed. London's
[3:52] Speaker 3: gonna stay with us.
[3:54] Speaker 2: Love it. It's gonna be Ocean's going to be so.
[3:56] Speaker 1: Because I was back and forth, I'm like, do I
[3:58] Speaker 1: tell because Riley's that camp. So I made sure Ocean
[4:01] Speaker 1: knew Riley's not going to be there. Yeah, she said, Mom,
[4:03] Speaker 1: I already know because we're going to be dropping her
[4:05] Speaker 1: off at camp. And I didn't know if I should
[4:07] Speaker 1: say if London was coming or not, because she asked me.
[4:10] Speaker 2: No, I can get her the okay.
[4:12] Speaker 3: And they I'm excited because they need to spend time
[4:14] Speaker 3: together because London has been in Nebraska hanging out with
[4:16] Speaker 3: my parents, and these two girls are going to have
[4:20] Speaker 3: so much fun together.
[4:21] Speaker 1: I just want to celebrate, like there was nothing like
[4:24] Speaker 1: the Fourth of July in Utah, and Utah Salt Lake
[4:27] Speaker 1: was by no means like a small town.
[4:30] Speaker 2: It was a small.
[4:31] Speaker 1: City, but there was nothing like celebrating the fourth there.
[4:36] Speaker 1: And even summers in places like Utah or Montana are
[4:39] Speaker 1: so different than.
[4:40] Speaker 3: Because in La it doesn't get dark till like ten
[4:42] Speaker 3: fifteen pm. In Montana, I mean, we just had our
[4:45] Speaker 3: summer sol list, so it will slowly creep, but even
[4:48] Speaker 3: even fourth of July, it's going to be dark until
[4:50] Speaker 3: like ten.
[4:51] Speaker 2: That's amazing.
[4:52] Speaker 3: It is so fun.
[4:54] Speaker 1: And we switched our flight, so you guys, we were
[4:56] Speaker 1: supposed to fly out like the day before the fourth,
[4:59] Speaker 1: so the third or one. Yeah, And your man said, oh,
[5:03] Speaker 1: you guys are going to miss the parade. And I
[5:04] Speaker 1: looked at Amber and I was like, I have told
[5:07] Speaker 1: my daughter, there's a fucking parade we're going.
[5:09] Speaker 2: So I got online and I changed my flight all
[5:13] Speaker 2: by myself. It's a big deal. I changed it growing up.
[5:17] Speaker 2: You're adulting, You're adulting. How many times did I bring
[5:21] Speaker 2: it up? After I did it? I was like, you guys,
[5:23] Speaker 2: make a big deal. I did this by myself. I
[5:27] Speaker 2: read how to do it because I don't like to read.
[5:30] Speaker 1: That's why I didn't do well in school. Yeah, because
[5:32] Speaker 1: I'm like too many words.
[5:33] Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'll just guess cee abb cc that's what
[5:38] Speaker 3: I used to do. Just joking, Mom, I didn't do that.
[5:41] Speaker 1: And what is your like mocktail of choice for the
[5:45] Speaker 1: fourth do you know?
[5:46] Speaker 3: Oh gosh, I love like I'm really just into sparkling
[5:51] Speaker 3: water with a lot of lime, maybe a dash of
[5:53] Speaker 3: cranberry juice and maybe a little tahen on the rim,
[5:56] Speaker 3: Like I'm obsessed within.
[5:57] Speaker 2: Oh you know what.
[5:58] Speaker 3: Easton said something to me last night that that that
[6:02] Speaker 3: hydration water mix that we were making, which I said,
[6:05] Speaker 3: tasted with like kool aid, which was so great because
[6:07] Speaker 3: a lot of them don't. And then he said, if
[6:10] Speaker 3: you get a pineapple and you carve out the center
[6:12] Speaker 3: and then you you pour the stuff inside the pineapple,
[6:15] Speaker 3: so it's the pineapple and the drink marinating together. And
[6:18] Speaker 3: I was like, oh my god, stop there that sounds
[6:20] Speaker 3: so good.
[6:20] Speaker 2: So now the ultimate hydration.
[6:22] Speaker 3: Yes, I've bought all the pineapple and bosmon Montana, the
[6:25] Speaker 3: whole foods.
[6:26] Speaker 2: Did you amazing? Like my mocktail of choice right now
[6:31] Speaker 2: is in a short glass.
[6:32] Speaker 1: Because I don't like when they bring me, like when
[6:34] Speaker 1: my friends are drinking and then they bring me this
[6:36] Speaker 1: like big glass of fucking pineapple juice.
[6:38] Speaker 2: I'm like, no, I just feel like a child.
[6:40] Speaker 1: Ye yeah, please return this and bring me a short
[6:44] Speaker 1: glass with ice, a splash of sparkling water with pineapple
[6:49] Speaker 1: juice to heene around the rim, and a line yum.
[6:52] Speaker 2: So well, I will make sure that we have all
[6:54] Speaker 2: of that.
[6:54] Speaker 3: We will have a little mocktail bar.
[6:56] Speaker 2: We should have a mocktail bar. Your guys.
[6:59] Speaker 3: Your guy doesn't drink either, No, he does not drink,
[7:01] Speaker 3: but my family does. So they'll do like beer, Well
[7:04] Speaker 3: that's so fat, and like my mom.
[7:05] Speaker 2: Maybe we'll do like a margarita, yeah but perfect.
[7:08] Speaker 3: Yeah, and your mom doesn't drink.
[7:10] Speaker 2: No, my mom doesn't drink at all, but we maybe
[7:12] Speaker 2: we should get we should get her drunk. It's not
[7:14] Speaker 2: body baby. I think that we should get non alcoholic beers.
[7:18] Speaker 3: We will. I will have what is it Budweiser, the
[7:21] Speaker 3: zero No, no, actually all I will.
[7:25] Speaker 1: By the way, Corona just came out with a no
[7:27] Speaker 1: alcohol Oh and they fucking slap with a lime in there.
[7:31] Speaker 1: I had one at the beach in Newport. I immediately
[7:33] Speaker 1: felt like I was in Mexico.
[7:35] Speaker 3: I I typically never loved beer because it hurts my stomach.
[7:39] Speaker 3: But there's something on a really hot day and like
[7:42] Speaker 3: Sealbratory Fourth of July that a good like m my
[7:46] Speaker 3: crave it.
[7:46] Speaker 2: You want to just be on a raft with a
[7:48] Speaker 2: with an ice cold beer.
[7:50] Speaker 1: Oh heck yeah, non alcoholic lime inside.
[7:53] Speaker 3: That's what we're doing, Baby, we're doing it.
[7:55] Speaker 2: I'm gonna get down and dirty throw the carcass in there.
[7:57] Speaker 2: I don't care.
[8:00] Speaker 3: Oh and we're going fly fishing too. By the way,
[8:02] Speaker 3: I'm obsessed with fly fishing.
[8:05] Speaker 2: Is there a hook on a fly fish?
[8:07] Speaker 3: Yes?
[8:08] Speaker 1: Okay, you have to give it a real No, I
[8:12] Speaker 1: don't do.
[8:12] Speaker 3: I don't do though, like the whipping thing, like the
[8:15] Speaker 3: whipping like motion. I do the like I go from
[8:19] Speaker 3: like a rainbow. I make a rainbow with it. So
[8:21] Speaker 3: I start on my right side and then I flip
[8:22] Speaker 3: it over.
[8:23] Speaker 1: My biggest fish patching someone's eyelid with a fucking hook.
[8:27] Speaker 1: All right, well, there's enough land accidentally putting nail glue
[8:30] Speaker 1: in my eye instead of eye drops.
[8:32] Speaker 2: Oh my god.
[8:33] Speaker 3: All right, I'm gonna stay away from Maybe we'll stay
[8:35] Speaker 3: away from the fishing poles when we're in Montana.
[8:37] Speaker 2: Everyone should be away. No children, no, no, but I do.
[8:40] Speaker 3: I do want to maybe get like a nanny for
[8:42] Speaker 3: one night and we can go to the Western and
[8:44] Speaker 3: go and go dancing Western two step dancing, swing dancing.
[8:48] Speaker 3: It's let me tell you.
[8:50] Speaker 2: I'll find me a cowboy it is.
[8:52] Speaker 1: You know.
[8:53] Speaker 3: What's so nice about this particular place that I'm talking
[8:55] Speaker 3: about is like the guys are so nice and respectful.
[8:58] Speaker 3: They don't even they don't have intentions of taking you home.
[9:01] Speaker 3: They just want a partner to dance with. It's really great.
[9:05] Speaker 2: And I'm the opposite, so they can dance with you
[9:07] Speaker 2: and come home with me.
[9:08] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[9:08] Speaker 2: Perfect, Let's get this done, buddy, let's do it.
[9:14] Speaker 1: I'm just kidding.
[9:14] Speaker 2: I have my kids. You guys, don't slide into the
[9:16] Speaker 2: comments section and shame me. Jeez, Louise. Anyway, Happy Fourth
[9:21] Speaker 2: of July.
[9:22] Speaker 1: Everybody go out there, enjoy yourselves, be safe, Please get
[9:25] Speaker 1: a designated driver for the love of God if you
[9:28] Speaker 1: decide to drink, and we will catch you when we're
[9:31] Speaker 1: back from the break.
[9:32] Speaker 3: Bye bye, guys, Happy fourth

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