# An Unlikely Affair: The Beauty Confessional

An episode of [Untraditionally Lala](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1494722390), 10 Jul 2026, 40 min.

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Lala and Ambyr trade skincare and cosmetic-treatment stories straight from their bathrobes. From Botox to microneedling to laser hair removal, they get real about what beauty maintenance actually takes. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

## Transcript

[0:01] Speaker 1: Hi Amber, Hilelah, Welcome to an Unlikely Affair.
[0:08] Speaker 2: Hello everybody, Welcome to another episode of an Unlikely Affair.
[0:12] Speaker 2: I'm here with my side piece. I got to be
[0:17] Speaker 2: the main bitch. You're the main bitch. I better be
[0:20] Speaker 2: the main bitch. Good morning, baby girl, Good morning.
[0:25] Speaker 1: You would think that it was planned the two of
[0:28] Speaker 1: us in bathrobes. But I called Amber today and I
[0:31] Speaker 1: was like, you have to remind me what we're talking about,
[0:33] Speaker 1: because I've had a long, a long weekend. And she
[0:37] Speaker 1: was like, we're talking beauty and I'm wearing my bathroom.
[0:40] Speaker 3: And I was like, shut the fuck up.
[0:42] Speaker 1: I'm wearing my bathrobe because I just can't deal today.
[0:45] Speaker 1: And you have eye patches on and underneath my blue
[0:48] Speaker 1: light chanels.
[0:49] Speaker 3: I'm wearing eye patches too.
[0:51] Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.
[0:52] Speaker 3: I love kind of yours again.
[0:54] Speaker 2: Remember I was, I went, it's called bio dance, the
[0:57] Speaker 2: collegen peptize. I actually, I'm not into eye patches. I
[1:01] Speaker 2: was never into eye patches. And then all of a sudden,
[1:03] Speaker 2: I was like, I feel like it's I'm hitting that
[1:05] Speaker 2: age where I need a little juging in the morning,
[1:08] Speaker 2: a little support along with my coffee.
[1:10] Speaker 3: Yeah, like something to just brighten the eyes.
[1:13] Speaker 2: And I noticed the biggest difference, like I'm not as
[1:17] Speaker 2: I don't know if it's allergies, I don't know if
[1:19] Speaker 2: it's montana, I don't know if it's aging. It may
[1:20] Speaker 2: be a combination of all three, but I definitely need
[1:23] Speaker 2: a little patch in the morning.
[1:26] Speaker 1: You know who kind of turned me on to them
[1:29] Speaker 1: was Kyle Richards because she would wear them on real
[1:32] Speaker 1: house so I was of Beverly Hills, and they almost
[1:35] Speaker 1: became her accessory instead of you know, putting on sunglasses
[1:40] Speaker 1: in the morning. She walked around with her eye patches
[1:43] Speaker 1: because cameras arrived super early.
[1:44] Speaker 2: They don't give a shit if you're ready, and it's like,
[1:48] Speaker 2: you know, I know I look like this in the morning,
[1:50] Speaker 2: but like.
[1:51] Speaker 3: Maybe I don't want the whole world to know that.
[1:54] Speaker 1: So they just like became her little, her little accessory.
[1:57] Speaker 2: And I was like, you know what, I'm gonna start.
[1:58] Speaker 2: I'm going to start trying this.
[2:00] Speaker 1: And I too, have noticed that they just kind of
[2:02] Speaker 1: like brighten the eyes a bit.
[2:04] Speaker 2: They do. It really works. I was a little skeptical
[2:08] Speaker 2: at first, but now I'm sold.
[2:10] Speaker 1: I have like a couple favorites with the eye patches.
[2:13] Speaker 1: I really love this brand, Grace and Stella, and they
[2:17] Speaker 1: come in I usually use the gold ones, but recently
[2:22] Speaker 1: I've become obsessed as well with Medicube. And there's this
[2:27] Speaker 1: like Korean skincare store in the mall near my house.
[2:31] Speaker 1: And when Amber and I were getting our nails done,
[2:33] Speaker 1: I was like, you have to try these Medicube eye
[2:35] Speaker 1: patches because I'm obsessed with like a lot of their shit.
[2:38] Speaker 1: You walked in, they were sold out of those, and
[2:40] Speaker 1: so you got the bio Dance. Yeah, Biodance is a
[2:44] Speaker 1: good brand. Wait, let me tell you something. So when
[2:46] Speaker 1: I was at the checkout stand, I'm a sucker for
[2:48] Speaker 1: buying things that. Like the checkout stand they had that
[2:52] Speaker 1: wand to help you clean your face. I am so
[2:56] Speaker 1: addicted to it. It's the dumbest little tool and it's
[3:00] Speaker 1: from what did Silicon? Yeah, and it's just a little
[3:06] Speaker 1: wand and it's I'm like, this is not gonna work,
[3:08] Speaker 1: but I really think it's like this big.
[3:10] Speaker 2: It's my favorite thing. I want one for here. I
[3:12] Speaker 2: want from what one from? Oh my god, I can't
[3:15] Speaker 2: even talk. I want one. I was up till two
[3:18] Speaker 2: o'clock in the morning, so I might be a little
[3:20] Speaker 2: off kilter today doing fun stuff. Yeah, staring at the fucking.
[3:26] Speaker 1: Ceiling with someone on top of you, I hope, no, no,
[3:31] Speaker 1: no one on top of me.
[3:34] Speaker 2: I just couldn't sleep. I really couldn't sleep. I'm having
[3:37] Speaker 2: I think I have sleep apnea. And I think your
[3:39] Speaker 2: mom said actually that I need to go to the
[3:41] Speaker 2: doctor and check. I can't breathe, my mom, jesus, I know.
[3:46] Speaker 1: And by the way, sleep is like the gateway to
[3:50] Speaker 1: a great day, feeling energized and happy, also looking good,
[3:56] Speaker 1: Like it's where you go to like just fall into
[4:02] Speaker 1: the abyss and recharge. So the fact that you're not
[4:04] Speaker 1: getting any sleep, and by the way, I know this
[4:07] Speaker 1: is true because when you're laying in my bed, you
[4:09] Speaker 1: are up all night. And I'm not saying that because
[4:12] Speaker 1: I'm like, it does not bother me at all, because
[4:15] Speaker 1: I feel like, for the most part, I'm up all
[4:16] Speaker 1: night as well.
[4:17] Speaker 2: But I feel bad for you. Yeah, well there's something.
[4:21] Speaker 2: There's something going on, but we'll figure it out. So
[4:24] Speaker 2: if I sound like a little discombobulated, it's because I
[4:27] Speaker 2: was up at two and I are up until two,
[4:29] Speaker 2: and then I got up at six thirty so that's that.
[4:35] Speaker 2: But other than that, we love our Korean spa stuff
[4:38] Speaker 2: and I actually cannot wait to come back and go
[4:40] Speaker 2: buy some more stuff from that store because it's pretty freakin' awesome.
[4:44] Speaker 3: Do you have a morning skincare routine?
[4:45] Speaker 1: Because I have to tell you, I am so obsessed
[4:50] Speaker 1: with my morning skincare routine and my nighttime skincare routine,
[4:55] Speaker 1: and when I don't have both of those things, like
[4:57] Speaker 1: when I travel, it kind of throws me off because
[5:01] Speaker 1: I can't pack every single product, especially in a carry.
[5:04] Speaker 2: On right right, you know, I don't, and maybe that's
[5:08] Speaker 2: part of my my I need to be more regiment
[5:10] Speaker 2: about my skincare routine. You're really good. I noticed when
[5:14] Speaker 2: I'm there you you do the whole song of dance.
[5:17] Speaker 2: I mean you're going to bed greasy feeling like you know, yeah,
[5:21] Speaker 2: You're like try this, try that. I'm like, oh, I
[5:23] Speaker 2: love it. I have a great skincare routine though, I
[5:26] Speaker 2: really do, and I'm a product whore and I want
[5:29] Speaker 2: to try it all. I am a little bit stressed
[5:31] Speaker 2: because I'm having a little bit of like a hormonal
[5:38] Speaker 2: mixed with maybe stress breakout. And we film the reunion
[5:42] Speaker 2: this week.
[5:43] Speaker 1: And I'm like, of all the fucking times, But I
[5:47] Speaker 1: think that's because of the stress. Like have you ever
[5:50] Speaker 1: noticed you'll you have like clear skin, and then all
[5:53] Speaker 1: of this sudden it's time for you to like be
[5:55] Speaker 1: on camera, or you got a hot date, or you're
[5:59] Speaker 1: finally gonna fuck the guy that you've been talking to
[6:02] Speaker 1: for however many you know, weeks, and then something appears
[6:05] Speaker 1: and you're like, are you kidding me?
[6:07] Speaker 2: Yeah? What's this now? I of course I know, I know, no,
[6:11] Speaker 2: I am. I'll never forget when I was on all
[6:15] Speaker 2: my shoulder and they switched to whatever regular cameras they
[6:19] Speaker 2: were using to high definition, and I was seventeen, eighteen
[6:23] Speaker 2: years old in New York, going from the West coast
[6:27] Speaker 2: to the East coast. My skin was like where am I?
[6:30] Speaker 2: What am I doing? I had such bad acne that
[6:33] Speaker 2: the executive producer brought me in, set me down, and
[6:37] Speaker 2: she's like listen, and you know, like when you're that age, anyways,
[6:41] Speaker 2: you're already self conscious. And then on top of being
[6:43] Speaker 2: like on camera, I was making was not helping the
[6:46] Speaker 2: situation at all, And she's like, honey, she's like, we
[6:49] Speaker 2: gotta we gotta figure out your skincare because we're we're
[6:52] Speaker 2: switching to high def, high definition cameras and we could
[6:55] Speaker 2: see everything now. So I went to see doctor Dennis Gross.
[7:01] Speaker 2: His main office is in New York, and they put
[7:04] Speaker 2: me on acutane and that changed my skin completely, Like
[7:07] Speaker 2: it completely changed my skin.
[7:09] Speaker 1: So it was great, you have such gorgeous skin. It
[7:13] Speaker 1: is flawless.
[7:15] Speaker 2: Gosh, I wish I felt that way, but thank you.
[7:19] Speaker 1: I started even on your arms, your legs, like you
[7:22] Speaker 1: have nothing.
[7:24] Speaker 2: You have nothing where like.
[7:27] Speaker 1: I may not because I had to get on acutane
[7:29] Speaker 1: as well, and thank god I didn't scar because I
[7:33] Speaker 1: had a later in life breakout, like when everyone was
[7:36] Speaker 1: struggling with their skin in like junior high in high
[7:39] Speaker 1: school and then they get out of that phase and
[7:41] Speaker 1: they mine happened like in my twenties, and it was shocking.
[7:46] Speaker 1: And then I was on vander Pump rules and I
[7:48] Speaker 1: would try to cover it up for the longest time,
[7:50] Speaker 1: amber like living in Utah, when I started breaking out,
[7:53] Speaker 1: I would miss friends' birthday parties. I would not leave
[7:57] Speaker 1: the house because I was so insecure about it. And
[8:01] Speaker 1: so I got on acutine as well. But with pregnancy,
[8:05] Speaker 1: I have the malasma that needs to be taken care of,
[8:09] Speaker 1: but I don't know when I'm gonna have time for it.
[8:11] Speaker 1: But also, like the veins that I got in my
[8:14] Speaker 1: legs for carrying an excessive amount of weight during pregnancy,
[8:18] Speaker 1: that's why it was not a lot. It comes from
[8:20] Speaker 1: that an access. Really.
[8:21] Speaker 3: Wait, I get the fuck out of here.
[8:23] Speaker 2: But is it gone now?
[8:25] Speaker 1: No, I'm gonna have to go in and have them
[8:27] Speaker 1: like lasered lasers. It's funny, I've never even noticed them.
[8:32] Speaker 1: I notice everything because I'm a fucking freak.
[8:35] Speaker 2: But we all are. We all are, like I noticed
[8:37] Speaker 2: a little like I started my estrogen patch and within
[8:41] Speaker 2: like three days, I'm already breaking out all over my chest,
[8:44] Speaker 2: all over my jawline, and I I it's it's so
[8:48] Speaker 2: freakin annoying. But whatever, we all see things. We all
[8:51] Speaker 2: see things. Wait, I have a question for you. What
[8:53] Speaker 2: age did you start getting facials? Oh?
[8:57] Speaker 1: I think my first facial, like actual good one, I
[9:02] Speaker 1: think was probably when I moved out here, so it
[9:05] Speaker 1: would have had to have been twenty three, twenty four,
[9:08] Speaker 1: like the same age that I would go and get bowto.
[9:11] Speaker 1: I started getting botox at that time.
[9:13] Speaker 2: Too, isn't it crazy. I started getting botox in my twenties.
[9:17] Speaker 1: Yeah, just came forward fun and there was a doctor
[9:19] Speaker 1: that was like, I'll do it for free.
[9:21] Speaker 3: I was like, great, Do.
[9:22] Speaker 2: You know what's so crazy? I went to a birthday party,
[9:25] Speaker 2: like a high school graduation, and I was flipping through
[9:27] Speaker 2: someone's yearbook. There was a girl literally looked like she
[9:31] Speaker 2: had a full lip and botox the whole fit. She
[9:36] Speaker 2: like looked like she was twenty five and she had
[9:38] Speaker 2: just graduated high school. I was shocked. I was like,
[9:41] Speaker 2: I told my sister, I'm like, oh, I'm going over
[9:43] Speaker 2: here look at this. I was like, look how much
[9:45] Speaker 2: work this high school student has. It's insane. And by
[9:48] Speaker 2: the way, now all the girls are getting nose jobs,
[9:51] Speaker 2: lip filler. I mean, thank god my kids London specifically,
[9:56] Speaker 2: she has very full lips. She's got like a very
[9:59] Speaker 2: full round face, and even if she wanted it, I
[10:02] Speaker 2: would be like, are you out of your fucking mind? No,
[10:04] Speaker 2: the answer no, not happening. It's crazy. How young it starts.
[10:11] Speaker 1: Well, that is the wild thing, because at that age
[10:15] Speaker 1: I think the whole goal is to like enhance, right,
[10:20] Speaker 1: I think we've taken it to a different level where
[10:23] Speaker 1: like it's not so much about enhancing your natural features,
[10:26] Speaker 1: it's making it so you look like a completely different human.
[10:30] Speaker 1: And kids that are starting in high school they are
[10:34] Speaker 1: looking older like but same with women who are more mature.
[10:38] Speaker 2: They overdo it and.
[10:39] Speaker 1: It's like the the goal was to have like an
[10:42] Speaker 1: anti aging thing happen where you actually look ten years older.
[10:47] Speaker 3: That's happened to me.
[10:48] Speaker 1: Like fillers, I'm a little I get schewed out by
[10:52] Speaker 1: them because you cannot recreate or fake natural collagen in
[10:58] Speaker 1: the face by filling it up. I do love doctor Diamond,
[11:01] Speaker 1: and here's why, because he has his own he has
[11:05] Speaker 1: his own technique and his own formulae. It's not a
[11:08] Speaker 1: filler that he does. It's a like facial sculpting. So
[11:12] Speaker 1: he literally when he's injected my jawline, which he hasn't
[11:16] Speaker 1: done in a while. And when I went in and
[11:17] Speaker 1: asked him to do it, he was like, I'm I'm
[11:20] Speaker 1: not gonna make you any.
[11:22] Speaker 3: Broader through here than you already are. And I was like,
[11:24] Speaker 3: but this, you see, I need.
[11:27] Speaker 2: To see that something different. You have a great job line.
[11:29] Speaker 1: I know.
[11:30] Speaker 3: He told me.
[11:31] Speaker 1: When the time comes, I need a minimally invasive face lift. Yeah, yeah,
[11:37] Speaker 1: and I'm toying with the idea. But you feel the
[11:40] Speaker 1: needle fucking hit the bone. Oh he lays, he lays
[11:47] Speaker 1: the facial sculpting.
[11:50] Speaker 3: On top of it.
[11:51] Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, so stop.
[11:53] Speaker 1: They shoved the little thing in and then the needle,
[11:56] Speaker 1: and you feel it's almost like toothpaste. It feels like
[11:59] Speaker 1: toothpaste is being wheezed into your face. So sorry, trigger warning.
[12:03] Speaker 1: It trigger warning, not doctor Diamond.
[12:08] Speaker 2: I have been such a nut about my face my
[12:13] Speaker 2: skincare since I was little Lala's I remember, And I
[12:16] Speaker 2: don't know if this is because my mom took such
[12:19] Speaker 2: good care. Like I remember, my mom was always getting
[12:21] Speaker 2: her nails done. She's always going, you know, for a
[12:24] Speaker 2: walk with a girlfriends getting facials.
[12:26] Speaker 1: Because we're noticing the tiniest things and we're looking at
[12:30] Speaker 1: ourselves every single day and you kind of just get annoyed.
[12:34] Speaker 1: You're like, I want to tweak this. Like my nose
[12:37] Speaker 1: is the prime example. I walked into doctor Diamond. I said,
[12:40] Speaker 1: my nose is crooked. I said, it tilts. And the
[12:44] Speaker 1: only way I feel comfortable in photos is if the
[12:47] Speaker 1: camera is hitting more of my right side because the
[12:49] Speaker 1: left nostril is flares a bit and so it creates
[12:54] Speaker 1: a shadow. And so I showed him a picture and
[12:57] Speaker 1: he was like, la, la, if I find a plastic
[13:00] Speaker 1: surgeon that would touch your nose, I want you to
[13:04] Speaker 1: run away.
[13:05] Speaker 3: Because you can't.
[13:06] Speaker 1: You can't show someone a photo and say I want
[13:10] Speaker 1: to look like this photo or look at this photo.
[13:12] Speaker 1: Do you see how my face does this? Because a
[13:15] Speaker 1: photo is not a proper representation of how you look
[13:18] Speaker 1: in person, which is won wid me I know, which
[13:23] Speaker 1: is why I just hit it with the hit it
[13:25] Speaker 1: with Hollywood too, and bam, you look just like you
[13:28] Speaker 1: do in person.
[13:28] Speaker 3: That's what I tell myself in my mind.
[13:32] Speaker 2: I recently started watching The Madison and I look at
[13:36] Speaker 2: Michelle Pfeiffer and I think she's so my gosh, she's
[13:40] Speaker 2: so stunning because a lot of the newer television shows
[13:44] Speaker 2: you could tell like I remember I called my girlfriend
[13:46] Speaker 2: who lives in Texas, and I was like, what is
[13:49] Speaker 2: going on? Like this is it the industry? Like I can't, Like,
[13:52] Speaker 2: I'm you know, work is just really freaking tough, Like
[13:55] Speaker 2: what's your experience been? And she's like, let me tell
[13:58] Speaker 2: you something. Amber. All of these girls who are booking
[14:01] Speaker 2: all of these rules. Their face doesn't move. They look perfect,
[14:06] Speaker 2: Like if you look at television today versus television when
[14:08] Speaker 2: we grew up, when we were watching like like Cheat
[14:11] Speaker 2: Girls and that's so raven and boy meets Girl, Like
[14:15] Speaker 2: they were normal looking kids. If you go look at
[14:17] Speaker 2: shows now, they all they're like, nothing moves, nothing moves.
[14:21] Speaker 3: It's so kind of like the same.
[14:23] Speaker 2: So I was like, what are you going to? What
[14:25] Speaker 2: are you telling me, Like I need to go get
[14:27] Speaker 2: some botox. She's like, I don't know.
[14:29] Speaker 3: No, I think.
[14:30] Speaker 1: I think everything is a trend and everything is changing,
[14:33] Speaker 1: and like for a minute it was like these big,
[14:36] Speaker 1: huge fake assts, which I still want one, but every
[14:41] Speaker 1: time I talk to someone, they're like, don't do it.
[14:43] Speaker 2: They're working their way out.
[14:45] Speaker 1: Like you may find a specific group of people that
[14:47] Speaker 1: are like, oh I love a BBL and I'm like, well,
[14:49] Speaker 1: I'm a part of that group. But for the most part,
[14:51] Speaker 1: it's like everyone's moving towards a more natural body. You
[14:55] Speaker 1: have like a list celebrities who have bbls that are
[14:58] Speaker 1: like it's the worst thing I am. I'm getting it dissolved,
[15:02] Speaker 1: and then they're done. So like for a while they
[15:05] Speaker 1: were injecting silicone, just fucking shoving it in there for
[15:09] Speaker 1: it to move and do whatever it wants. And I
[15:12] Speaker 1: was watching Real Housewives of Atlanta and Kay Michelle, who
[15:17] Speaker 1: I fucking love. She's a singer and she was ready
[15:20] Speaker 1: to go on. I think it was the CMAS. She's
[15:23] Speaker 1: breaking it. She's an R and B artist who was
[15:26] Speaker 1: moving into country and right before she goes on, she
[15:31] Speaker 1: said she stood up and she was in so much pain,
[15:34] Speaker 1: but where she was sitting was just completely wet.
[15:36] Speaker 3: Now I don't know.
[15:37] Speaker 1: What it was, but she was hospitalized because of the
[15:41] Speaker 1: silicone from the BBL. Yeah, and she's like, oh, she
[15:46] Speaker 1: was like, it was the worst decision I ever made.
[15:48] Speaker 1: I wanted it fuller, I wanted it bigger, I wanted
[15:50] Speaker 1: it round her. And she's like, and I just don't
[15:52] Speaker 1: know why I ever did that. And I was like, Okay, wow,
[15:55] Speaker 1: I need to I know.
[15:56] Speaker 2: That will stop you in your tracks.
[15:58] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[15:59] Speaker 1: And you going back to what you said about people
[16:01] Speaker 1: on TV. Amanda Pete, who's very much present on.
[16:06] Speaker 3: I mean, she's so phenomenal.
[16:07] Speaker 1: But I'm watching your friends and neighbors and it's wild
[16:11] Speaker 1: because a lot of people have commented on how much.
[16:14] Speaker 1: Her forehead moves like she's got she's stunning, but she's
[16:20] Speaker 1: not frozen. She can move her face, you know what
[16:23] Speaker 1: she's feeling. And people are commenting on it. And it's
[16:27] Speaker 1: weird because I'm so about like, oh no, freeze my face,
[16:30] Speaker 1: freeze my forehead.
[16:31] Speaker 2: I don't want it to move.
[16:32] Speaker 1: But then when I see someone else, I'm like, how
[16:34] Speaker 1: refreshing that her face moves. I don't want mine to move,
[16:38] Speaker 1: but I love that yours does.
[16:41] Speaker 2: I'm trying to think of. So I had a very
[16:44] Speaker 2: similar experience watching Clare Danes and that show that she
[16:48] Speaker 2: was on. People were bugged by her too. I can't
[16:51] Speaker 2: send me or something. Oh yes, that's what it was.
[16:54] Speaker 2: People were so freaking mean to her. And let me
[16:57] Speaker 2: tell you something, Claire Danes is a freaking badass. She's
[17:00] Speaker 2: such a phenomenal actress. If people can't they were being
[17:06] Speaker 2: so the internet was being so mean to her, and
[17:08] Speaker 2: I was thinking, look at her acting like, she's freaking
[17:12] Speaker 2: gorgeous and brilliant and it worked for the role and
[17:14] Speaker 2: it was it was just beautiful. So I was I
[17:17] Speaker 2: got very disturbed that people were literally focusing on her
[17:19] Speaker 2: appearance and not how brilliant. That actual show wasn't her
[17:22] Speaker 2: performance in it. We need to get robes, like I
[17:34] Speaker 2: could totally podcast every day in robes you should have.
[17:37] Speaker 2: I want a red one. I want like this, like
[17:39] Speaker 2: a big fluffy robe, and I want it. I want
[17:41] Speaker 2: it to be red or black, red and black done.
[17:44] Speaker 2: That could be our uniform.
[17:46] Speaker 1: That's why I wanted to say Kent and then like
[17:49] Speaker 1: an unlikely affair or something that's cute.
[17:52] Speaker 2: I love that. What were we just talking about Claire
[17:56] Speaker 2: ants and how cruel you know the other thing? Oh,
[17:59] Speaker 2: go ahead, finish your because I was going to switch
[18:00] Speaker 2: to something else.
[18:01] Speaker 1: No, because you forget everything, so you know, I was
[18:03] Speaker 1: gonna you.
[18:06] Speaker 2: Know what, I'm more than happy to switch care I'm hoping.
[18:08] Speaker 2: I'm hoping that this estrogen patch and the progesterone that
[18:11] Speaker 2: I'm taking will help me with that. I really do
[18:13] Speaker 2: this is gonna be. And by the way, my boobs
[18:16] Speaker 2: from bigger. They're full, like you know when you are
[18:19] Speaker 2: about to start your period.
[18:21] Speaker 3: I'm getting on.
[18:23] Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I'm like loving it. I'm like, all right,
[18:26] Speaker 2: the girls are full full for summer. I I'm doing it.
[18:32] Speaker 1: Then if that's the case, you know, I wish I
[18:34] Speaker 1: would have gone a little bigger with my boobs.
[18:37] Speaker 2: Really yeah, all right, well.
[18:42] Speaker 1: But this is what they told me along the lines
[18:44] Speaker 1: of plastic surgery and all of the skincare. They told
[18:47] Speaker 1: me They're like, if you go too big, you're gonna
[18:51] Speaker 1: look funny like you're you don't it's supposed to be
[18:54] Speaker 1: like face. And then you work your way down right.
[18:58] Speaker 2: Well, depends on what you're going for.
[19:00] Speaker 1: Well, then they said, when you want to go brawless,
[19:03] Speaker 1: you're still gonna look natural but full. And if you
[19:06] Speaker 1: want them on display, and you want them as like
[19:08] Speaker 1: the star of the show, you throw on a push
[19:10] Speaker 1: up bra.
[19:11] Speaker 2: You know it's funny. You showed me a good push
[19:14] Speaker 2: up braw I haven't worn a push up braw since
[19:17] Speaker 2: I got my boobs done. But let me tell you something.
[19:19] Speaker 2: It looks really good when you put one on. You're like, oh,
[19:21] Speaker 2: it's like, just gives it a little. I love being
[19:24] Speaker 2: top heavy, Like I love when the top part of
[19:25] Speaker 2: my boobs are a little jiggly. I think it's very sexy.
[19:28] Speaker 3: You same.
[19:30] Speaker 2: And I love a good under boob, and I love
[19:32] Speaker 2: a side.
[19:33] Speaker 3: Boob, good side boob.
[19:34] Speaker 1: You know that's a that's a skims push up bra
[19:37] Speaker 1: and it's so comfortable. They're so hard to find. It's
[19:39] Speaker 1: so freaking hard to find a good push up braw.
[19:42] Speaker 1: Let me tell you. I put that thing on with
[19:44] Speaker 1: a tight shirt and I was tit fishing everybody.
[19:47] Speaker 3: I'm oh, yeah, oh.
[19:48] Speaker 2: My god, I'm so excited. I'm gonna have everyone.
[19:51] Speaker 1: I mean, they didn't know I had a face when
[19:53] Speaker 1: I had that pushup bral.
[19:55] Speaker 3: It was just like, hmmm, TI, I love.
[19:59] Speaker 1: All.
[19:59] Speaker 2: I on these two things that I was going to say,
[20:03] Speaker 2: see and I did remember them, so haha to you.
[20:07] Speaker 2: The macro working, the patches, working, micro needling. I'm that
[20:11] Speaker 2: was one of the best things I ever did for
[20:14] Speaker 2: my face, was filling in my eyebrows because I don't
[20:17] Speaker 2: my hair just doesn't grow a whole lot. Okay, it
[20:19] Speaker 2: really helped me. Now I have to I haven't had
[20:22] Speaker 2: my eyebrows done probably in like I don't know, three
[20:25] Speaker 2: years now, and it still lasting. Every time I go
[20:26] Speaker 2: to LA and I have my girl. Oh microblading. Sorry.
[20:30] Speaker 1: By the way, I love micro needling too, so the
[20:34] Speaker 1: micro blading, So the micro needling is where they create
[20:39] Speaker 1: like little wounds on the face with that roller that
[20:43] Speaker 1: has like, yes, yes, but that's amazing too. And my
[20:47] Speaker 1: complated with hair growth micro blading that you did to
[20:50] Speaker 1: your brows. That's like you're one of your number ones. Yes, microblading.
[20:55] Speaker 2: And then I love I just started doing botox on
[20:58] Speaker 2: my neck because I'm starting to get the necklines. And
[21:01] Speaker 2: then these they're called something bands. Is that what they're called? Okay,
[21:09] Speaker 2: these lines, Yeah, but they're called something else or not.
[21:12] Speaker 2: I mean that could be an additional name for it.
[21:14] Speaker 2: But on the sides of my mouth because I have
[21:16] Speaker 2: a downward smile, so it relaxes this and it allows
[21:20] Speaker 2: my face not to pull down anyways, I'm finding all
[21:23] Speaker 2: these different places to put botox and I'm really excited
[21:26] Speaker 2: about it because it's like little up here.
[21:29] Speaker 1: It's not enough as like a lip flip, but it's
[21:31] Speaker 1: just the tiniest bit to kind of push.
[21:34] Speaker 2: Yes, I do that, and I love that. I love that,
[21:38] Speaker 2: And I also love my crows feet right here, like
[21:40] Speaker 2: that is that's where the botox? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I
[21:44] Speaker 2: also do botox very high up in my line. I
[21:47] Speaker 2: get extremely like bad migraines, and I swear by that.
[21:52] Speaker 2: I swear like when you put it up really high
[21:53] Speaker 2: on my hairline. It takes away the migraines. I love that.
[21:58] Speaker 1: By the way, I'm upset with the micro bleeding as well.
[22:01] Speaker 1: I probably haven't had mine done since I was I
[22:04] Speaker 1: was new. I think I wasn't quite sober yet. I've
[22:08] Speaker 1: been sober for over seven years, so that's how long
[22:14] Speaker 1: that I do need to touch up. But that's one
[22:16] Speaker 1: of my favorites. Love the micro needling. But throw in
[22:19] Speaker 1: the PRP where they spin your blood and I put
[22:22] Speaker 1: it onto the face.
[22:23] Speaker 2: Yes, I have not done that yet. I'm dying to do.
[22:26] Speaker 1: So freaking good. And then I love my botox again.
[22:31] Speaker 1: Back to the filler. I think people need to be
[22:34] Speaker 1: I would just stick with the botox, but you have
[22:37] Speaker 1: to know you have to go to the right person
[22:40] Speaker 1: because they can overdo it quickly. And do you see
[22:42] Speaker 1: how high I can lift my eyebrows mm hmmm. So
[22:46] Speaker 1: many people told me you need to stop getting botox.
[22:49] Speaker 1: Well I went to doctor Diamond and he actually injected
[22:52] Speaker 1: botox to relax the muscle, to drop them the tiniest bit,
[22:57] Speaker 1: so it's not that's pulling them up.
[23:00] Speaker 2: You have the opposite of what people do botox up
[23:04] Speaker 2: here for so I do botox because I have I'm
[23:07] Speaker 2: trying to like open my eyes a little bit. You
[23:09] Speaker 2: want to bring your eyebrows, you were bringing them down
[23:12] Speaker 2: a little bit. So it's the opposite, but I could
[23:13] Speaker 2: it looks good. I like it.
[23:16] Speaker 1: I like what it had, the rock eyebrows, Like there's
[23:19] Speaker 1: nothing I can do about it.
[23:21] Speaker 3: I just haven't.
[23:22] Speaker 2: It doesn't bother me, high arch, but you know what.
[23:26] Speaker 1: Gravity will do its thing one day, Like people do
[23:31] Speaker 1: sketches of me and my eyebrows are like into my hairline,
[23:34] Speaker 1: Like that's.
[23:35] Speaker 2: That's like a character characterture. What do you what do
[23:37] Speaker 2: you call that a caricature? But it's still rude.
[23:40] Speaker 3: It's my feelings.
[23:44] Speaker 2: You know what I realized growing up in this beautiful life,
[23:48] Speaker 2: I need a part time job just to get all
[23:50] Speaker 2: the ship done that I want to to my face
[23:52] Speaker 2: and it's relaxing for me, like getting a good facial,
[23:56] Speaker 2: like a hydrofacial.
[23:57] Speaker 3: I already that, like all the shit out of the poor.
[24:00] Speaker 2: And then she holds up the light and shows me.
[24:02] Speaker 2: She spins it around and you to see it and
[24:04] Speaker 2: you're like, oh, it's so satisfying.
[24:05] Speaker 1: I'm like, yes, give more inside of my face. Yes,
[24:11] Speaker 1: let me tell you a game changer too. Speaking of botox,
[24:16] Speaker 1: when I was pregnant with Sosa, I so badly wanted
[24:19] Speaker 1: to sleep on my back and you can't, right, you
[24:22] Speaker 1: have to sleep on your side, And it was so
[24:25] Speaker 1: hard on my back. I was so uncomfortable that since
[24:29] Speaker 1: I dropped her out into the world, I'm a back sleeper.
[24:35] Speaker 1: Oh and let me tell you something. When you were
[24:38] Speaker 1: smushing your face into a pillow, that shit gives you wrinkles.
[24:42] Speaker 2: Well, and it's funny, she told me. When I went
[24:45] Speaker 2: to do botox last time. She goes, oh, this is
[24:46] Speaker 2: your sleep side. I'm like, how do you know that?
[24:49] Speaker 2: She's like, I could tell. She's like, you have way
[24:51] Speaker 2: more wrinkles on this side than you do the other side.
[24:53] Speaker 2: I was like, wow, I can't do the silk pillowcases though.
[24:57] Speaker 2: That that really bad.
[24:59] Speaker 1: Now, No, you don't like it, especially with all the
[25:03] Speaker 1: grease I have on my face, with all the oil
[25:06] Speaker 1: that is on my.
[25:08] Speaker 2: Muther one greasy bitch. When you go to bed, I
[25:11] Speaker 2: love it. I you don't need lube, you just pull
[25:14] Speaker 2: it from your face down to your right.
[25:16] Speaker 1: Well, after this weekend, I realized I don't I don't
[25:19] Speaker 1: need much happening down there except for sexy Man to
[25:22] Speaker 1: make his appearance, and I'm like, oh, all right.
[25:25] Speaker 2: With the right guy, you don't need anything.
[25:28] Speaker 1: Yeah, but this was like, I haven't not been able
[25:32] Speaker 1: to sleep in a bed after the fact in a
[25:35] Speaker 1: long time. Wait, Like I've been able to sleep with
[25:38] Speaker 1: dudes and still be able to sleep actually sleep in
[25:40] Speaker 1: the same bed that we did our thing in. This
[25:45] Speaker 1: was like one of I'm like, Wow, I'm really glad
[25:50] Speaker 1: I got two queen beds because we're gonna.
[25:53] Speaker 2: Because you would be swimming all night otherwise.
[25:57] Speaker 1: Disgusting, repulsed love, Oh Jesus. Having sex frequently is also
[26:05] Speaker 1: I think the key to having Well. I FaceTime you
[26:08] Speaker 1: the next day. You were like, you're glowing. I was like, well,
[26:11] Speaker 1: let me tell you.
[26:12] Speaker 2: I don't think I said you're glowing. I said, wow,
[26:14] Speaker 2: you look freshly fucked.
[26:15] Speaker 3: What you did say that you did?
[26:19] Speaker 2: I said something a little more vulgar, but I'm not
[26:21] Speaker 2: gonna I'm gonna spare the audience on that one.
[26:23] Speaker 1: Then I sent a bunch of emojis of everything that
[26:26] Speaker 1: I'm like, I hope she understands what's happening.
[26:28] Speaker 2: Was that you to you? No, Oh, maybe That was
[26:32] Speaker 2: to Michelle last night.
[26:35] Speaker 1: I just sent a bunch of emojis that I hope
[26:37] Speaker 1: she could pull together to understand what I did.
[26:40] Speaker 2: And she did.
[26:42] Speaker 3: I was like, oh shit.
[26:44] Speaker 2: Ass play, Oh my gosh, so fun. Have you ever
[26:51] Speaker 2: heard women who get because I had vaginal bursts as
[26:55] Speaker 2: you know, but they get this wand that they stick
[26:58] Speaker 2: up and it's like a laser that goes in your
[27:00] Speaker 2: vagina and it like houses the red right, it's like
[27:03] Speaker 2: a red light something. It's like a red light laser
[27:06] Speaker 2: that these docks. I'm dying to try it. I have it,
[27:10] Speaker 2: you do. Yeah, it's not just a red.
[27:15] Speaker 1: No, it's like a whole it's a whole thing to
[27:19] Speaker 1: tighten and do its thing.
[27:20] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[27:21] Speaker 1: They actually created them for women who are perry men.
[27:27] Speaker 1: How do you say the word perimenopause? Yeah, for older
[27:31] Speaker 1: women as well. Yeah, but I'm like for women who
[27:35] Speaker 1: have experienced helps collagen production too. Yes, that's what it is,
[27:41] Speaker 1: and I have it. Well here's you're a bunch of
[27:44] Speaker 1: ship from Laylow l e l o.
[27:47] Speaker 2: Oh yeah you should lay Low. That's such a cute name.
[27:50] Speaker 2: I love that. I love that. I want to try some.
[27:53] Speaker 2: I'm like all into it. But this one was too
[27:55] Speaker 2: big and the way it was very supposed to tighten
[27:59] Speaker 2: me up if it's stretching me out. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[28:02] Speaker 2: I was like wow, and it was like super charged,
[28:04] Speaker 2: maybe because it was fresh, but it freaking took two
[28:06] Speaker 2: and a half hours to charge this thing. I was like,
[28:09] Speaker 2: I want to go to bed, okay, Like, can we
[28:12] Speaker 2: hurry up? So I was like sitting there staring at it.
[28:14] Speaker 2: Is that why you were up until two in the morning. No, no, no,
[28:18] Speaker 2: for the charge to come through. No, I had the
[28:20] Speaker 2: real thing last night.
[28:21] Speaker 3: I had good for you.
[28:22] Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, yeahah, I was gonna see now I'm blushing
[28:27] Speaker 2: because I like totally just rolled myself underneath the bus.
[28:31] Speaker 3: Why does that make me so happy?
[28:33] Speaker 2: Oh? Now I know what I was gonna say? Ready
[28:36] Speaker 2: for this? Yeah, I truly believe that are that you
[28:41] Speaker 2: should go from giving birth right the labor and delivery
[28:44] Speaker 2: floor four whatever, it is straight to reconstructive. If you
[28:49] Speaker 2: want botox, it's like the reward for giving birth. I
[28:54] Speaker 2: know that for people who are breastfeeding, they can't do that.
[28:57] Speaker 2: You can't inject anything until you can do botox.
[29:01] Speaker 1: M M really, which is why all of season nine
[29:05] Speaker 1: of the show that I was once on. I had
[29:08] Speaker 1: these thin lips and I could move my face honey,
[29:11] Speaker 1: because oh, no one was injecting because we were coming
[29:15] Speaker 1: off of COVID and then I was breastfeeding.
[29:18] Speaker 2: I didn't know that. Wow, I thought you could do it. Well,
[29:20] Speaker 2: you know what, I didn't really breast feed for that
[29:23] Speaker 2: long because I got mistitis and London couldn't, like, didn't
[29:27] Speaker 2: latch to my nipple because she had like a tongue thing.
[29:29] Speaker 2: Her tongue was like a snip. They had a snippet
[29:34] Speaker 2: and actually they didn't snip it enough. And I keep
[29:38] Speaker 2: telling Her'm like, Lindon, I think we might have to
[29:39] Speaker 2: go back and get it snips some more. But I
[29:41] Speaker 2: don't think she'll do it.
[29:42] Speaker 1: So yeah, no, I wouldn't do it either, because why
[29:45] Speaker 1: what's I know much?
[29:47] Speaker 2: She talks fine, No, No, her speech is fine. I
[29:50] Speaker 2: just I don't know just when I say, like, Lenna,
[29:52] Speaker 2: stick out your tongue. Look at So I could stick
[29:54] Speaker 2: out my tongue. I could touch my tongue to my nose.
[29:57] Speaker 2: She can't. She could barely like she can stick it
[29:59] Speaker 2: out just a little bit. And I'm like, oh, maybe
[30:01] Speaker 2: we should have snipped it a little bit more when
[30:03] Speaker 2: you're a baby. But I think women should go and
[30:06] Speaker 2: just maybe it's a spa.
[30:08] Speaker 3: I don't know. You know what they should do.
[30:09] Speaker 2: They should peptide you. Oh that's true. They could do
[30:13] Speaker 2: that in the labor and they.
[30:14] Speaker 1: Could do so many other things, z amber. It doesn't even
[30:15] Speaker 1: need to be botox. You know what they should do
[30:18] Speaker 1: after they should plant you in a room like a
[30:21] Speaker 1: fabulous almost like four seasons vibe vagina straight into like
[30:26] Speaker 1: red light therapy.
[30:27] Speaker 3: Yeah, that would help.
[30:29] Speaker 1: And then every day a nurse comes in and you
[30:32] Speaker 1: have like a fabulous smoothie or whatever with all of
[30:35] Speaker 1: the antioxidants that you need. And then what they do
[30:38] Speaker 1: is inject you with your daily peptide routine and then
[30:42] Speaker 1: instead of the botox, they just do.
[30:45] Speaker 2: The PRP because that's basically But why couldn't they just
[30:49] Speaker 2: go straight into the LiPo section and give you a mommy.
[30:52] Speaker 1: Make because I don't know that that's what you want.
[30:55] Speaker 1: I mean, what if you have like a bang and
[30:57] Speaker 1: body after or whatever.
[30:59] Speaker 2: There's just some there's somethings. Yeah, there's something so beautiful
[31:04] Speaker 2: about And I noticed this with autumn post baby body.
[31:09] Speaker 2: I'm like obsessed, like I see Autumn's baby her or
[31:12] Speaker 2: her body and her babies. Now, oh this is late,
[31:14] Speaker 2: like seven eight months. My sister's so beautiful, like everything
[31:19] Speaker 2: is just the way your skin is, the way your
[31:22] Speaker 2: hair is that like she has still has this glow
[31:24] Speaker 2: to her that I'm like, oh god, that's like the
[31:26] Speaker 2: post first year baby glow. Even though she's exhausted, she
[31:30] Speaker 2: still looks so beautiful.
[31:32] Speaker 1: No, it's wild how that happens both my babies. After
[31:37] Speaker 1: obsessed with my body, My hair was amazing, my skin
[31:40] Speaker 1: was awesome. You go from that to one day waking
[31:42] Speaker 1: up being like why am I bald? And why do
[31:45] Speaker 1: I look like a dead person? Why is my skin gray? Hmm?
[31:48] Speaker 2: It's crazy and it happens quick. Yeah.
[31:52] Speaker 1: But I was getting my hair done the other day
[31:54] Speaker 1: and she like had it separated to blow dry, and
[31:57] Speaker 1: I had all of these pockets of hair that were
[32:00] Speaker 1: like this. Yeah, it was like, oh my god, look
[32:03] Speaker 1: how broken my hair. She goes, girl, that is not
[32:06] Speaker 1: broken hair. That's all regrowth.
[32:08] Speaker 2: I have hair, and hair is so gorgeous right now.
[32:11] Speaker 2: I can't even tell you how beautiful your hair is.
[32:14] Speaker 2: It's insane.
[32:15] Speaker 1: That's very nice compared to what it was like, looking back,
[32:18] Speaker 1: I just wish that this would fill in more.
[32:21] Speaker 2: So, do you know what you should do? Do a
[32:22] Speaker 2: little PRP right there?
[32:24] Speaker 3: I think I'm going to.
[32:25] Speaker 1: I've heard it's extremely painful, but fuck it, I don't
[32:28] Speaker 1: even care. Yeah, the RP, the microblade red light therapy cap.
[32:34] Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna do it.
[32:45] Speaker 1: So I've told you I've been taking neutrifold pretty consistently.
[32:48] Speaker 2: Now, Oh, I found a bottle by the way, good
[32:50] Speaker 2: because I order them by the pound, so I have
[32:54] Speaker 2: enough if you need. I'm gonna try it. I'm gonna
[32:56] Speaker 2: try it.
[32:56] Speaker 1: I went in to get lasered at Laser Away and
[32:59] Speaker 1: I was like, I'm I'm just so confused because i
[33:01] Speaker 1: haven't had any hair for the longest time, and now
[33:03] Speaker 1: all of a sudden, I'm sitting here like where's this
[33:05] Speaker 1: coming from? And then you told you said something about
[33:09] Speaker 1: neutral because you were there filming me getting my cookie laser.
[33:13] Speaker 1: They were like, if you've been taking neutrafol consistently, it
[33:17] Speaker 1: can retrigger hair growth. I was like, well, what does
[33:19] Speaker 1: that mean? Is this not gonna is the lasery not
[33:21] Speaker 1: gonna work? They were like, no, you just have to
[33:23] Speaker 1: step into.
[33:24] Speaker 2: Like a new.
[33:26] Speaker 1: Cycle where you get like every six weeks and then
[33:29] Speaker 1: you'll be back to your maintenance.
[33:31] Speaker 2: Mm hmmmm, you.
[33:32] Speaker 3: Know, because you won't.
[33:34] Speaker 2: That's it is. It is so wild, but it makes sense.
[33:36] Speaker 2: If you're going to grow hair on your head, you're
[33:38] Speaker 2: gonna grow wherever you have the vollicles of hair coming out.
[33:41] Speaker 2: I did hair or laser hair removal on my legs
[33:44] Speaker 2: and is the best thing. My legs, my vagina, my armpits,
[33:47] Speaker 2: you name it. I don't want to fucking shave. It's exhausting.
[33:50] Speaker 2: I'm tired at the end of the night and I
[33:53] Speaker 2: don't want to shave. So I either have to find
[33:55] Speaker 2: a man that actually, like you know what it, wants
[33:58] Speaker 2: to shave you wants to shave me. Actually, when I
[34:01] Speaker 2: was pregnant with both of my kids, I shaved until
[34:05] Speaker 2: I couldn't see over my stomach anymore. And then I
[34:08] Speaker 2: started doing waxing when I was pregnant and that was
[34:12] Speaker 2: so painful.
[34:12] Speaker 3: But the worst have you ever done? A landing strip?
[34:18] Speaker 2: That's not my thing. It's not my thing. I know
[34:20] Speaker 2: some women who do it and they love it, and
[34:23] Speaker 2: they're like, and their guys are really into it. Not
[34:25] Speaker 2: for me.
[34:26] Speaker 3: Let me tell you something.
[34:27] Speaker 1: I want a mister Bigglesworth hairless as fuck, please, no
[34:33] Speaker 1: landing strip. I have a friend Janet, who quite often
[34:38] Speaker 1: talks about that situation, and I'm like, get it lasered,
[34:44] Speaker 1: and she will not let it go. And I had
[34:47] Speaker 1: to kind of take a step back and be like,
[34:50] Speaker 1: you actually have a hot husband who's a lawyer, so like,
[34:53] Speaker 1: whatever you're doing down there is working.
[34:56] Speaker 2: So I don't like you guys. For me, I don't
[34:59] Speaker 2: care likes it. I'm not into it. I don't want it.
[35:01] Speaker 2: It's my body, my choice.
[35:03] Speaker 1: I also, when I go down there with a man,
[35:05] Speaker 1: I'm gonna need you to be like groomed. How do
[35:08] Speaker 1: you feel about a hairless man?
[35:11] Speaker 2: Well, you know I was with one for seven years.
[35:14] Speaker 3: He had no hair anywhere.
[35:16] Speaker 2: No, I didn't like it. I think men could look
[35:19] Speaker 2: really sexy with a bald head. And I think he
[35:22] Speaker 2: just the head I'm talking about like hairless down there? No, no, no,
[35:26] Speaker 2: you meant you meant the other he love a bald guy. Okay,
[35:29] Speaker 2: I was like, what look at Jason, stay them He's
[35:31] Speaker 2: so cute, so hot.
[35:32] Speaker 1: I'm talking about like a hairless man body body, hair.
[35:37] Speaker 2: I don't know that I don't love that. I don't
[35:39] Speaker 2: I like it. I want to feel like I'm with
[35:41] Speaker 2: a like a man, like not I.
[35:43] Speaker 3: Don't know, not my thing, not a seal. No fine
[35:47] Speaker 3: into it.
[35:48] Speaker 2: Yeah, I would be.
[35:49] Speaker 1: Groomed, be groomed. Here's people I can't Here's what I
[35:52] Speaker 1: can't fuck with. I can't fuck with. Wrist to shoulder,
[35:59] Speaker 1: arm hair not not happening. Okay, we got a real
[36:03] Speaker 1: problem here. Okay, please, it's fine on fine on the
[36:09] Speaker 1: arms here, totally fine. Oh when it starts making its
[36:13] Speaker 1: way where it gets kind of fine and long.
[36:16] Speaker 2: And weird, you're like a wolverine. At that point, you're
[36:19] Speaker 2: sleeping with a wolverine, not even a human, right, and
[36:22] Speaker 2: then it connects to the back. I'm like, I'm gonna through.
[36:27] Speaker 2: It's not for everybody, God bless America. Some people like it.
[36:31] Speaker 2: Maybe this is our problem. Maybe we can need to
[36:33] Speaker 2: like relook at our non negotiables. I actually found my
[36:36] Speaker 2: non negotiable list to my junk door today. I was
[36:38] Speaker 2: going to look for something and I was like, what's
[36:40] Speaker 2: this and it was my my dream guy, my negotiables
[36:43] Speaker 2: and non negotiables. I forgot to add the hair part.
[36:46] Speaker 2: I gotta go downstairs and do that.
[36:48] Speaker 3: These are my ax.
[36:50] Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I should just do a column of like X.
[36:54] Speaker 1: One more thing before we sign off. Botox for men,
[36:58] Speaker 1: how do you feel about a man who gets botox?
[37:02] Speaker 2: I don't mind someone that like does like a sprinkle,
[37:06] Speaker 2: but it really probably not. I don't know, it's not
[37:09] Speaker 2: really my thing. I don't if it makes him feel better.
[37:12] Speaker 2: I just don't want to be with a guy that
[37:14] Speaker 2: looks better than me.
[37:17] Speaker 1: Which, by the way, is usually the case because if
[37:22] Speaker 1: you really think about it, like ducks peacocking, like the
[37:28] Speaker 1: male are the men are very pretty, Like the female
[37:31] Speaker 1: duck is like brown, the male duck is like has
[37:35] Speaker 1: like a very pretty body, and then like the gorgeous
[37:38] Speaker 1: like dark.
[37:39] Speaker 2: Green green yes head right, yeah.
[37:42] Speaker 3: How how fucking amazing?
[37:44] Speaker 1: Though, because I was thinking about this, I'm like, it's
[37:46] Speaker 1: so unfair that all of the male species are prettier,
[37:50] Speaker 1: and it's like we don't need to be pretty because
[37:53] Speaker 1: we have pussy. You have to step in here and
[37:56] Speaker 1: like put your feathers out and make us go, oh okay,
[38:00] Speaker 1: we may think that's cute, but like you're with us
[38:03] Speaker 1: because and we can be whatever because we have the
[38:06] Speaker 1: golden ticket.
[38:07] Speaker 2: Hmmm.
[38:08] Speaker 1: I can step in here and looking just like this,
[38:11] Speaker 1: and all I have to do is go, oh.
[38:19] Speaker 2: I love being a woman. I really do. As much
[38:21] Speaker 2: as I can complain about it. I'm thinking like, oh,
[38:23] Speaker 2: we have to skincare and health, and you know what,
[38:27] Speaker 2: I'm so grateful that I'm a woman in this life.
[38:31] Speaker 2: Me too.
[38:32] Speaker 1: If I want hair down in my ass, I just
[38:35] Speaker 1: have to go to someone to clip it in. If
[38:37] Speaker 1: I want big long eyelashes, it's like, well, let's just
[38:40] Speaker 1: swap these down and put the like how.
[38:42] Speaker 2: Fun, so freaking fun. It's the best.
[38:45] Speaker 1: It is the best. And you know what I saw
[38:48] Speaker 1: reel the other day. It was this British man that
[38:50] Speaker 1: just like walks the streets of London and interviews people,
[38:54] Speaker 1: and he rolls up on this gorgeous woman and he
[38:57] Speaker 1: was like, if men didn't exist, who would protect women?
[39:01] Speaker 1: And she like looks at him and she goes from
[39:03] Speaker 1: whose That's so good? So it's such a genus fucking answer.
[39:10] Speaker 1: It's true need protecting. Honestly, we'd have now, we'd have
[39:15] Speaker 1: life by the tail.
[39:17] Speaker 2: Baby. Anyway, what a fun? It sounds like there's chaos
[39:21] Speaker 2: going on in your house right now.
[39:24] Speaker 1: That's a constant I wake up to chaos, but that
[39:28] Speaker 1: beautiful them.
[39:29] Speaker 3: It's the best. I don't know what I would do
[39:31] Speaker 3: without it.
[39:32] Speaker 2: All right, Well, this was a great podcast. I really enjoyed.
[39:35] Speaker 2: I really loved hearing about all your fun skincare stuff.
[39:39] Speaker 1: I know, and soon next week you'll be out here
[39:41] Speaker 1: to enjoy it and we can pamper ourselves in the bathroom.
[39:45] Speaker 2: I can't wait.
[39:46] Speaker 3: My favorite you guys, Thank you.
[39:48] Speaker 1: For listening to another episode of an Unlikely Affair. Reminder
[39:51] Speaker 1: you can catch a new episode every Thursday night at
[39:54] Speaker 1: nine pm.
[39:55] Speaker 2: Love you guys. Bye.

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