# Wait, Andy Cohen Has a Boyfriend?

An episode of [Untraditionally Lala](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1494722390), 22 Jul 2026, 37 min.

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Lala and Easton break down everything from the World Cup halftime show to Andy Cohen's surprise new relationship. They also discuss viral internet moments and Lala's chaotic weekend with Ocean and her mom. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

## Transcript

[0:00] Speaker 1: Hello, gorgeous, It's Lala Kent. Welcome to untraditionally, Lala. Hey babe,
[0:08] Speaker 1: it is Lala Kent. Welcome to untraditionally, Lala. I have
[0:11] Speaker 1: my whole crew down one, so so we left at home.
[0:16] Speaker 1: Thank you for that goodness. Hi tee, Hey mama, you
[0:21] Speaker 1: don't have a mic but a subgirl. Hello, and ocean
[0:25] Speaker 1: can Hi baby, I'm so happy that you came. Are
[0:35] Speaker 1: you happy to be here? Let me tell you something
[0:39] Speaker 1: about Ocean. Was a long drive. It's not that long
[0:44] Speaker 1: of a drive, a cupcake. It's not even noon.
[0:50] Speaker 2: And we drove with the top down because you want
[0:52] Speaker 2: to know.
[0:54] Speaker 1: Yeah, well it was too hot.
[0:57] Speaker 2: Well I did tell you your care is away.
[0:59] Speaker 1: It seems like you have a lot of cares today.
[1:03] Speaker 1: It didn't blow your cares away. They're not real. Let
[1:06] Speaker 1: me tell you something about Ocean. So the other day
[1:10] Speaker 1: she's like crawling all over me and wanting me to
[1:13] Speaker 1: pay attention and wanting me to buy something on Amazon.
[1:15] Speaker 1: And I told her she was like, why are you
[1:18] Speaker 1: watching TV? I was watching a new episode of OCU,
[1:22] Speaker 1: their twenty twentieth season, and I like, am locked and loaded,
[1:25] Speaker 1: like I don't I don't know otherwise you pause, and
[1:30] Speaker 1: if I pause every time a child's comes up to me,
[1:33] Speaker 1: it's going to take me the whole day to get
[1:35] Speaker 1: through it. Anyway, I pause the TV and I said, Ocean,
[1:38] Speaker 1: you have to listen to me. Most parents at night,
[1:41] Speaker 1: they have like a little window of time to themselves,
[1:45] Speaker 1: you know, because they put their kids to bed in
[1:47] Speaker 1: their own bed. You and I bathe together because I
[1:53] Speaker 1: get in the shower and then she wants to join,
[1:55] Speaker 1: so I'm like, whatever, you know, let's just get the
[1:57] Speaker 1: job done on your head, scrub it up, dub. Then
[2:05] Speaker 1: she gets out with me, and now she likes doing
[2:07] Speaker 1: the whole vasoline around the eyes and oil on the face,
[2:10] Speaker 1: so we do our nighttime skincare routine together. Then she
[2:13] Speaker 1: gets in the bed, we watch whatever show she wants.
[2:16] Speaker 1: We've literally done popcorn in the bed and a Disney
[2:19] Speaker 1: movie every night for the past like eight days. You guys,
[2:23] Speaker 1: it's been amazing. It's my most favorite thing to do.
[2:27] Speaker 1: I'm telling you, being your mom is freaking awesome. And
[2:31] Speaker 1: then I close my eyes with Ocean, and if I
[2:35] Speaker 1: leave the room in the morning to just like go
[2:38] Speaker 1: have a cup of coffee and watch the Today Show
[2:40] Speaker 1: by myself. I immediately hear boom boo boo boo boom,
[2:44] Speaker 1: and it's ocean. So what I told her was, we
[2:47] Speaker 1: are together all day long. Mommy doesn't have one minute
[2:51] Speaker 1: to herself, and it's fine. I love it, but just
[2:55] Speaker 1: like maybe five minutes, maybe five minutes. But I'm happy
[2:59] Speaker 1: you're here, baby, I'm happy to be here. Mom.
[3:03] Speaker 2: Oh my god, we're getting the.
[3:05] Speaker 1: Point of my story is I wake up very early
[3:07] Speaker 1: to five minutes to myself, and then she gets up
[3:10] Speaker 1: with me. So she has very early mornings and very
[3:13] Speaker 1: late nights, and I need to start getting her back
[3:16] Speaker 1: into her routine because school is starting in a month,
[3:18] Speaker 1: and I feel like it's going to take that long,
[3:20] Speaker 1: just to like, how long does it take to create
[3:22] Speaker 1: a habit? Again? Thirty days and ninety days to break?
[3:25] Speaker 1: All right, so we broke it for sure. How long
[3:28] Speaker 1: is school starting? Like a month from now?
[3:31] Speaker 2: Are you excited for school or no?
[3:34] Speaker 1: You're so excited your uniform? Okay, she is lob take
[3:39] Speaker 1: a nap, Take a nap, she tried to in the car.
[3:42] Speaker 1: What what are you excited, baby? H me excited about
[3:47] Speaker 1: my uniform? Oh? Just the dress up part. She got
[3:54] Speaker 1: a tie, she got a tie for you. Did you
[3:57] Speaker 1: put it on her?
[3:58] Speaker 2: We're gonna have to redo it because I tied it
[3:59] Speaker 2: from me.
[4:00] Speaker 1: But mammy can tie your tie. Know why why talk
[4:04] Speaker 1: close to the mic because I'm scared of boom. She's
[4:11] Speaker 1: into this thing right now. And she said this at
[4:13] Speaker 1: the playdate the other day. She's nervous to go to
[4:15] Speaker 1: school because she's worried people will bully her.
[4:19] Speaker 2: I don't think that'll happen.
[4:21] Speaker 1: I don't, baby, that's not gonna.
[4:27] Speaker 2: It's like she knows.
[4:28] Speaker 1: I don't think that's gonna happen. You've got a whole
[4:31] Speaker 1: entire crew coming into that school where it's gonna be
[4:36] Speaker 1: their first time at the school too. If someone's mean
[4:39] Speaker 1: to you, you tell them knock it off, or I'm
[4:42] Speaker 1: telling the teacher, or I'll tell my mom. Tell your mama,
[4:46] Speaker 1: and it's freaking on. Tell their mama to meet this
[4:49] Speaker 1: mama outside.
[4:50] Speaker 3: Yeah, tell their uncle to meet this uncle outside. They
[4:54] Speaker 3: may have to fly in from a different area.
[4:57] Speaker 1: You're gonna be fine. Everyone's gonna be nice. I made
[4:59] Speaker 1: sure that we Pickture, the best school where everyone is
[5:02] Speaker 1: kind and there to support you. Okay, Well, I don't
[5:05] Speaker 1: think so bro oh no, I do think.
[5:10] Speaker 2: So.
[5:12] Speaker 1: I don't know what happened to Sosa's exzema, but the
[5:17] Speaker 1: past I want to say week. So, Sosa gets exzema
[5:21] Speaker 1: on the tops of her hands and it's usually more
[5:24] Speaker 1: so on one than the other. And then she'll occasionally
[5:27] Speaker 1: get it on like the inside of her elbow.
[5:29] Speaker 2: Area and everywhere had it.
[5:32] Speaker 1: Right, like, It's not uncommon. Everyone I've spoken to has well.
[5:36] Speaker 1: Let me tell you this is what freaked me out
[5:39] Speaker 1: is I can usually keep it under control, and I
[5:44] Speaker 1: am not a huge fan of the steroids unless it
[5:46] Speaker 1: gets super super crazy. So, like I said, keep it
[5:49] Speaker 1: under control. But the other day she woke up and
[5:52] Speaker 1: she had like one hundred point four temperature. The next day,
[6:00] Speaker 1: everywhere that she had exzema had like bubbled up like
[6:04] Speaker 1: blisters like boils. Yes, I had to wrap her hands
[6:08] Speaker 1: up in that gauze. And now I feel like it's
[6:12] Speaker 1: dried out and is flaking. But if you guys know
[6:15] Speaker 1: of any like remedy for things like that, I took
[6:18] Speaker 1: her to the doctor. He was not concerned about it.
[6:21] Speaker 1: She's not lethargic, her temperature is totally normal and average.
[6:26] Speaker 1: Her personality, She's still weird.
[6:30] Speaker 3: It's really warm outside and that he did say that
[6:33] Speaker 3: it's the heat could be like a huge factor into it. Yeah,
[6:39] Speaker 3: because and what was weird to me is like, exma,
[6:42] Speaker 3: I feel like every kid has it. No one has
[6:45] Speaker 3: an answer for it. They said it, he goes, we
[6:47] Speaker 3: just don't know why. But it's just moisture leaving that
[6:51] Speaker 3: particular spot of the skin. So you just have to
[6:54] Speaker 3: keep doing it. But we don't know why it does it.
[6:57] Speaker 3: So I was like, there, that doesn't make sense to me.
[7:00] Speaker 2: How do we not know?
[7:01] Speaker 1: We're sending a bunch of celebrities to like go in
[7:04] Speaker 1: outer space just like for the hell of it, and
[7:06] Speaker 1: then we can't back down alive. And you can't tell
[7:08] Speaker 1: me why my skin, why my kid's skin has a
[7:10] Speaker 1: little bit of an abrupt rash?
[7:12] Speaker 3: Probably right, And I still get them in like my crevasses.
[7:19] Speaker 2: Yummy. I know, I'm a gist of it.
[7:22] Speaker 1: Doesn't act like it's bothering her, but I we went
[7:25] Speaker 1: to uh the Oceana hotel the other day, the Oceana whoa,
[7:32] Speaker 1: I took an ocean to hang out with Janet and
[7:36] Speaker 1: her mom, Claudia. Was Claudia's birthday and Michelle and Isabella
[7:39] Speaker 1: to swim in this cute hotel in Santa Monica, and
[7:42] Speaker 1: I didn't take so so, which was fine, loved leaving
[7:44] Speaker 1: her at home, but I'm like, I can't put this
[7:46] Speaker 1: girl covered in exit in the pool. And it does
[7:48] Speaker 1: look a little sus like. If that kid came around
[7:51] Speaker 1: my kid and had a situation like that, I'd be like,
[7:54] Speaker 1: those hands need to get away from my kid. What
[7:57] Speaker 1: exactly is that on them?
[7:59] Speaker 2: Does this? Does that spread? Would be my first question
[8:01] Speaker 2: seeing the other kid.
[8:02] Speaker 1: The doctor said it was not a spreadable whatever. It
[8:05] Speaker 1: was just like, can I tell you a mild case
[8:08] Speaker 1: of eggs and mine?
[8:08] Speaker 3: When I tell you what? When we walked in, I was,
[8:11] Speaker 3: I mean, I'm still worried. He looks and he goes,
[8:13] Speaker 3: I know it's very bad to you guys, but we
[8:16] Speaker 3: see this a lot, and this is mild, very mild.
[8:19] Speaker 2: I was like, what does bad look like? The arm's gone,
[8:23] Speaker 2: what it's brutal?
[8:27] Speaker 1: I was like, okay, He's like, maybe some coconut oil.
[8:29] Speaker 1: I'm like, that is.
[8:30] Speaker 2: Your coconut oil. I'm about to.
[8:32] Speaker 1: That's an integrative medicine for you.
[8:34] Speaker 2: No, we're gonna be Eastern and.
[8:35] Speaker 1: Western combination They're like, put a little olive oil and
[8:38] Speaker 1: mix it with some coconut oil, maybe a little jejo ba.
[8:41] Speaker 1: You got yourself. You've got yourself your remedy. I'm like,
[8:44] Speaker 1: I'm gonna need a prescription You're mother effort.
[8:51] Speaker 2: Uh do you have that pen and pad because I'm
[8:53] Speaker 2: gonna need you to get writing.
[8:54] Speaker 1: Yeah? Right, So ocean went. She and Isabella are so
[8:58] Speaker 1: cute together, and we had the time of our lives.
[9:00] Speaker 1: We ordered like I've been craving chicken fingers for every meal,
[9:03] Speaker 1: so we ordered like a plethora of that. This hotel
[9:06] Speaker 1: was so stink and cute. There was like no inside,
[9:09] Speaker 1: Like all of the actual doors were like these cute
[9:12] Speaker 1: glass French doors that led out to the pool. I
[9:15] Speaker 1: come out after we leave this fabulous day and I
[9:18] Speaker 1: see my car and I'm like, why are the valet
[9:21] Speaker 1: people just staring at my car? So I walk over there,
[9:23] Speaker 1: Thank god I did. There's a black escalade and my
[9:26] Speaker 1: car and as I'm looking, I'm like, that escalade has
[9:30] Speaker 1: a giant bike rack that they have backed into the
[9:33] Speaker 1: front of my car, like it like became one and
[9:38] Speaker 1: left this big giant dent. And so the hotel's trying
[9:41] Speaker 1: to figure out did this car self park or did
[9:44] Speaker 1: Valet do it? Because I mean, not my problem. But
[9:49] Speaker 1: then the part of me like, I want it fixed,
[9:53] Speaker 1: and then I have to wait for everyone to figure
[9:55] Speaker 1: out whose fault it is and who's gonna pay for it.
[9:57] Speaker 1: All I know is I'm not so someone get out
[9:59] Speaker 1: their checkbook because I want my car fix, and I
[10:02] Speaker 1: this bike rack on this escalade stuck out. They were
[10:04] Speaker 1: from Jersey.
[10:06] Speaker 2: They drove here from Jersey with a bike rack.
[10:08] Speaker 1: Eat, But I don't understand how no one driving the
[10:12] Speaker 1: car felt them back in because it wasn't even like
[10:16] Speaker 1: they bumped and then they rebacked in. Mom, it looked
[10:21] Speaker 1: like the bike rack. I couldn't tell if that was
[10:23] Speaker 1: my car, because cars with the bike rack in your
[10:26] Speaker 1: car of my car? Is that what it feels like?
[10:28] Speaker 1: They're playing bumper car, like they hit it, hit it again,
[10:31] Speaker 1: hit it again? Or was it just like a one
[10:33] Speaker 1: hit and darn it felt like a back in hit
[10:37] Speaker 1: and them going that'll.
[10:38] Speaker 3: Do Oh so they parked them like that, yes, and
[10:41] Speaker 3: then they pulled it out and then went, oh.
[10:43] Speaker 2: No, you were visit.
[10:45] Speaker 1: You were looking at it, and you couldn't tell if
[10:47] Speaker 1: it was a part of the front if I had
[10:49] Speaker 1: a front bike rack on my car, if the escalator
[10:53] Speaker 1: had a back bike there, you didn't know where the
[10:55] Speaker 1: bike racks started or ended because it was attached to
[10:59] Speaker 1: my grill.
[11:02] Speaker 2: Well, good luck.
[11:05] Speaker 1: And then they pulled it forward. But I'm like, I
[11:07] Speaker 1: feel like if it was the owner's fault, like they
[11:10] Speaker 1: would know how to park their car if they have
[11:13] Speaker 1: a two foot.
[11:14] Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you, I'm gonna this would be my
[11:19] Speaker 3: You parked in Valet, right, I'm going to try to
[11:20] Speaker 3: use common sense. You valeid, right, Yeah, that car would
[11:24] Speaker 3: not be there unless they valeid because Valet does not
[11:28] Speaker 3: park with general admission whatever general park it general admission
[11:35] Speaker 3: tickets right there would tell me it was Valet either way.
[11:43] Speaker 1: I'm having Lisa deal with it because I cannot deal.
[11:45] Speaker 1: I'm like exhausted by the whole thought of it. I
[11:48] Speaker 1: can do so many things except.
[11:51] Speaker 2: Talk to other people. Yeah, we've got that down, we know.
[11:55] Speaker 1: We also went to Monster Jam this weekend, and boy,
[11:59] Speaker 1: oh boy, for those of you who don't know what
[12:01] Speaker 1: Monster Jam is, you're doing well. Giant those like jacked
[12:06] Speaker 1: up trucks that do like backflips. They're huge, like the
[12:13] Speaker 1: tires on those things are what probably ten feet easily.
[12:21] Speaker 1: They are large, okay, full of air, full of air,
[12:25] Speaker 1: and they like off road and do these cool things
[12:27] Speaker 1: and then they figure out a way to freaking like
[12:31] Speaker 1: do handstands, they put their wheels.
[12:33] Speaker 2: Yeah, it was cool the first like one or two.
[12:36] Speaker 1: Well they had five, five different cars that were all competing, but.
[12:40] Speaker 2: It was really cool.
[12:40] Speaker 3: I uh yes, I would just say maybe outside would
[12:44] Speaker 3: be better, and then I smells it.
[12:51] Speaker 1: Was so loud. Did you have fun at Monster Jam Ocean?
[12:55] Speaker 2: Yeah?
[12:56] Speaker 1: Did you?
[12:57] Speaker 2: Who was your favorite part?
[12:59] Speaker 1: What do you mean, like the favorite? My favorite car?
[13:03] Speaker 2: Is the favorite?
[13:04] Speaker 1: The favorite car? Your favorite truck? I like the.
[13:08] Speaker 2: Nicor Sparkle Smash.
[13:11] Speaker 1: Sparkle Smash was crushing it. What was your favorite part
[13:14] Speaker 1: of Sparkle Smash? What was her name?
[13:17] Speaker 2: Sure, that's what I'm going with.
[13:19] Speaker 1: The glitter that came out of the nose of the unicorn. Yeah,
[13:23] Speaker 1: that was pretty sick.
[13:24] Speaker 2: Right.
[13:25] Speaker 1: There was one guy that did the backflip though, and
[13:27] Speaker 1: he didn't even win the whole thing. I thought that
[13:30] Speaker 1: was that was I didn't feel like that was fair.
[13:32] Speaker 1: So it was his favorite part was the motorcycles because
[13:34] Speaker 1: they also had motorcycles.
[13:36] Speaker 2: Yeah, we did see a crash too. I hope the
[13:38] Speaker 2: guy's okay.
[13:39] Speaker 1: The things you do when you have kids just to
[13:41] Speaker 1: like make the Daego patickers like pretty intense. Also, Lisa
[13:48] Speaker 1: had a great weekend.
[13:49] Speaker 2: I know that.
[13:49] Speaker 1: The last time we were on this pod, we were
[13:51] Speaker 1: talking about Lisa's health. How are you doing today? You're
[13:55] Speaker 1: not on the mic, but I can say what you're
[13:57] Speaker 1: what you're thinking.
[13:59] Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm doing well. I don't know one person that
[14:03] Speaker 2: has ever done that in their whole life.
[14:04] Speaker 1: I don't know if anyone who's had a harder time
[14:06] Speaker 1: figuring out what cry.
[14:08] Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like, yeah, I know, but you're not one
[14:12] Speaker 2: of one. I feel like a million people have lazy
[14:13] Speaker 2: eyes stone.
[14:15] Speaker 1: There's two things going on your tombstone. I had that
[14:18] Speaker 1: in Utah, and my contacts are bugging me. Yesterday was
[14:34] Speaker 1: the best day ever and for my my fellow mothers
[14:39] Speaker 1: and parents. The great thing about having a jam packed
[14:43] Speaker 1: weekend is the fact that when you hit a Sunday
[14:47] Speaker 1: where you're like, we're not leaving the house, you feel
[14:51] Speaker 1: way less guilty about not taking the kids anywhere. Like
[14:54] Speaker 1: it then becomes like a like a we're just relaxing
[14:59] Speaker 1: kind of. They like the kids had a long weekend.
[15:02] Speaker 1: Where's there are weekends where it's like what are we
[15:04] Speaker 1: going to do? So yesterday we had Nick and Joe
[15:07] Speaker 1: over to watch the game the World Cup, and best
[15:12] Speaker 1: part of that halftime, yeah, we just ordered barbecue. Jenna
[15:17] Speaker 1: came over, the kids swam. It was like a perfect day.
[15:22] Speaker 1: Not much happened in the game and we'll venture into
[15:25] Speaker 1: like the halftime and all of it.
[15:26] Speaker 3: Still a fantastic game though, Okay, yeah this one.
[15:31] Speaker 2: She doesn't know soccer. She was like, what is this score?
[15:33] Speaker 1: I was like you up until five minutes.
[15:34] Speaker 3: No, I know soccer well enough. I've played it. I
[15:37] Speaker 3: know it, I know the off sides, I get it,
[15:40] Speaker 3: and I know good soccer. There was great soccer being played,
[15:43] Speaker 3: no goals, but great soccer being played.
[15:46] Speaker 1: I just the time doesn't make any sense.
[15:48] Speaker 2: Well that's why you don't really bet on it.
[15:52] Speaker 1: Like no one really knows. I'm like, what do you
[15:53] Speaker 1: mean no one really knows? Like do the players know?
[15:56] Speaker 1: Is this like something that's.
[15:57] Speaker 2: Well here, I'll tell you this, you would know.
[15:59] Speaker 3: But we were all talking because like once it ends,
[16:01] Speaker 3: when they start, it's like one hundred minutes, and they'll go,
[16:04] Speaker 3: we'll play for fifteen and then you know, at one
[16:06] Speaker 3: fifteen you get extra minutes.
[16:08] Speaker 2: We just couldn't hear because we were all talking.
[16:10] Speaker 1: It still doesn't make any sense to me, Like, isn't
[16:12] Speaker 1: it like a quarter or a half? Is this long halftime?
[16:17] Speaker 1: You get fifteen minutes and then the rest of the
[16:20] Speaker 1: game is this long.
[16:21] Speaker 3: So forty five minutes is the first half. But the
[16:24] Speaker 3: one thing the clock does not stop. So like say
[16:27] Speaker 3: in basketball, you throw it out of bounds, the clock stops.
[16:30] Speaker 1: Oh, so then they that time, they go, okay, we're
[16:33] Speaker 1: adding this.
[16:33] Speaker 3: So like say I kick it at goal and it
[16:36] Speaker 3: goes way over the goal, and now we have to
[16:37] Speaker 3: get the new ball reset. There's somebody looking at the
[16:40] Speaker 3: clock when the game isn't being played, counting, Okay, that
[16:43] Speaker 3: was twenty five seconds that we didn't play, So now
[16:46] Speaker 3: we're going to add twenty five seconds now the next
[16:49] Speaker 3: time the guy's throwing it in.
[16:51] Speaker 1: Nowicly, they have tried to make it the most complicated
[16:54] Speaker 1: thing on the planet, rather than just stopping the freaking
[16:56] Speaker 1: clock and saying, okay, the ball's out of play, we'll
[16:58] Speaker 1: restart the clock. Oh my gosh, it's so complicated the
[17:04] Speaker 1: whole system.
[17:05] Speaker 3: That makes pretty good sense for what they're doing. I
[17:08] Speaker 3: think just like there's a lot of there's a lot
[17:10] Speaker 3: going on, like corner cakes. When he's setting up, the
[17:11] Speaker 3: corner clock doesn't stop, so that's extra time that they'll
[17:15] Speaker 3: add on later.
[17:16] Speaker 2: Little things like that.
[17:17] Speaker 1: All right, well we'll get into the rest of freaking FIFA.
[17:22] Speaker 3: Hold on here, I have to bring this up. Do
[17:25] Speaker 3: you guys know Palm Beach Pete.
[17:27] Speaker 1: No, who's that?
[17:28] Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, you're gonna have to look him up. Okay,
[17:31] Speaker 3: he looks like Jeffrey Epstein. Okay, they're saying he's the reincarnated.
[17:35] Speaker 3: And there was like a video of a guy who
[17:37] Speaker 3: sees him and he rolls down his window and he
[17:39] Speaker 3: goes Jeffrey and he looks and he looks immediately like
[17:43] Speaker 3: that's him, and he goes and he pulls forward and
[17:45] Speaker 3: he goes Palm Beach Pete.
[17:47] Speaker 1: Okay, oh my gosh, you guys, so hold on, this
[17:52] Speaker 1: is where I have any conspiracies.
[17:54] Speaker 3: And I'm like, maybe let me if I liked it,
[17:57] Speaker 3: I really look at this, let me see him.
[18:01] Speaker 2: We'll put it on. Watch this.
[18:06] Speaker 1: Jeffrey.
[18:11] Speaker 3: But the look at like the Jeffrey Like I would
[18:13] Speaker 3: if somebody said a name that isn't mine, I'd just
[18:15] Speaker 3: be like looking around.
[18:16] Speaker 1: He's like, you, guys, this is wild who gave him
[18:25] Speaker 1: that name?
[18:26] Speaker 3: Well he just got famous within like the just like well,
[18:31] Speaker 3: just like him or he he is him and now
[18:33] Speaker 3: he's famous because he didn't exist until now.
[18:36] Speaker 2: It's a lot.
[18:37] Speaker 1: If I was sitting there in my car and.
[18:41] Speaker 2: Someone went jeff.
[18:42] Speaker 1: Ashley, I would probably look, well.
[18:44] Speaker 3: You look, but you wouldn't look with a smile like
[18:47] Speaker 3: that's my name. I don't know, but it's.
[18:51] Speaker 2: You never know.
[18:52] Speaker 1: That's what Easton. Easton's deep in his tick talking conspiracy.
[18:56] Speaker 2: I just saw that one and I was like, let's
[18:58] Speaker 2: get him. Yeah, let's get let's get him. He's done something.
[19:01] Speaker 1: I know. I think we have it all backwards. It
[19:03] Speaker 1: should be guilty until proven innocent, unless I'm on the
[19:06] Speaker 1: chopping block. Then I'm innocent until proven guilty.
[19:10] Speaker 2: Love, I like everyone else because you can look at
[19:12] Speaker 2: my whole life. I am not guilty in anything. Anything.
[19:16] Speaker 3: You could look at, dissect my phone, you could do
[19:18] Speaker 3: anything you wanted to.
[19:19] Speaker 2: Yeah, i could walk free because I'm not guilty.
[19:21] Speaker 1: When people pay, they look at all your messages in
[19:25] Speaker 1: your phone. They're watching us. I'm like, that's fine. They're
[19:27] Speaker 1: gonna be.
[19:27] Speaker 2: Really really bored, very watch me.
[19:31] Speaker 1: You're gonna see me go to bed at eight o'clock
[19:33] Speaker 1: and turn my phone off.
[19:35] Speaker 3: And if you really want to look the things that
[19:36] Speaker 3: I look up, you're gonna be really bored. Like how
[19:39] Speaker 3: much olive oil should I put it for a burger?
[19:41] Speaker 3: It's like the dumbest thing.
[19:42] Speaker 1: Actually, there was one time that I googled what does
[19:44] Speaker 1: a dead body smell like? Because I watch so much
[19:46] Speaker 1: twenty twenty and they always say it smelled like death,
[19:48] Speaker 1: And I was like, but I don't even know, but
[19:50] Speaker 1: what is I've never smelled that, so like, what does
[19:52] Speaker 1: that smell like? So then I was thinking about it.
[19:54] Speaker 1: I'm like, what if someone around me drops dead and
[19:57] Speaker 1: they don't know why, and then they think I did it?
[19:58] Speaker 1: And then they look at my search history.
[20:01] Speaker 2: The timeline you're good, the timeline you're right.
[20:06] Speaker 1: And my motive what would my motive be?
[20:08] Speaker 3: You must have a motive, yes, and they would dissect
[20:10] Speaker 3: your phone and you would be fine.
[20:12] Speaker 1: There was a brawl at the key of Forum wait
[20:15] Speaker 1: for it, at a Hillary Duff con two women, two
[20:21] Speaker 1: women going at it.
[20:23] Speaker 3: I see this in Y two K uniform because they
[20:27] Speaker 3: probably wanted dust attention.
[20:29] Speaker 1: I don't know.
[20:29] Speaker 2: I just want Duff stuff.
[20:31] Speaker 1: But yesterday, when we were pooling it with the gays,
[20:34] Speaker 1: Nick was like, did you hear about the Hillary Duff concert.
[20:38] Speaker 1: There was like a full brawl. I was like, come again, Nicholas.
[20:41] Speaker 1: He goes, yeah, like two girls just like going at
[20:44] Speaker 1: it bowling. I was like, I'm gonna need you to
[20:46] Speaker 1: send me that immediately, this person said, not surprised at all.
[20:50] Speaker 1: Last night was wild. Four girls cut me in line
[20:53] Speaker 1: for the bathroom and then went crazy when I cut
[20:55] Speaker 1: them back and just walked in a stall. At my seat,
[21:00] Speaker 1: the girl next to me was sitting sideways basically in
[21:02] Speaker 1: my lap while talking to her friend. The girl behind
[21:05] Speaker 1: me accidentally hit me in the head with her purse,
[21:07] Speaker 1: and her friends spilled a drink on my shirt. Not
[21:10] Speaker 1: at all how I expected my Hillary Dove concert experienced.
[21:13] Speaker 2: I would like to know what she wanted it to be.
[21:17] Speaker 1: It sounds like what a Hillary Dove concert would be.
[21:20] Speaker 2: It sounds like just a concert.
[21:22] Speaker 3: It doesn't matter who's there, you're gonna get a drink
[21:24] Speaker 3: spilt on you, your shoes are getting stepped on.
[21:26] Speaker 2: Somebody's hitting me in the head with a purse.
[21:28] Speaker 1: This girl said. Yet I felt the mean girl energy
[21:31] Speaker 1: at the show. I showed up gothic and got a
[21:33] Speaker 1: few looks, but when Hillary Duff came on, I was
[21:35] Speaker 1: reminded what a real girl's girl is. Her message has
[21:39] Speaker 1: always been to be yourself, and that's exactly what I did.
[21:43] Speaker 1: Get it. Girls, You're right, it is just a concert,
[21:46] Speaker 1: just a concert.
[21:47] Speaker 2: I've gone to.
[21:49] Speaker 3: Not a lot of concerts, but you name it. No
[21:52] Speaker 3: matter what it is, R and B, you can go
[21:55] Speaker 3: to somebody singing you're getting shit spilt on you.
[21:57] Speaker 1: I went to a nightclub the other night, which was
[22:00] Speaker 1: I did have imposter syndrome because everyone I talked to
[22:03] Speaker 1: was like twenty three years old and it was like
[22:05] Speaker 1: four in the morning. I was like, what am I
[22:07] Speaker 1: doing here? Someone the girls. There were a couple of
[22:13] Speaker 1: girls that kept stepping on my shoes and I was
[22:15] Speaker 1: in a fresh pair of lubes, and I was like,
[22:19] Speaker 1: I can't even be mad at them, because who the
[22:20] Speaker 1: hell would wear these a nightclub at in the three
[22:25] Speaker 1: to four am. Yeah, I was like, I can't if
[22:28] Speaker 1: they're tore up like, I have no one to blame
[22:30] Speaker 1: but myself, like, please don't spill your drink on me.
[22:35] Speaker 2: It happens. I guess people get drunk, people spill.
[22:38] Speaker 1: It was that tired of corners though, well.
[22:40] Speaker 3: I honestly I'm surprised at it being as wild as
[22:44] Speaker 3: it is for Hillary Duff.
[22:46] Speaker 2: I mean, like, who's butting in line?
[22:49] Speaker 1: And so for the bathroom, I do that too. Me.
[22:51] Speaker 1: One year, I was at Coachella and I was so
[22:54] Speaker 1: pregnant in this girl butt in front of me, and
[22:56] Speaker 1: I like my eyeballs were floating. Anyone who knows what
[22:59] Speaker 1: it's like to be very pregnant where that baby is
[23:01] Speaker 1: just like weighing on your bladder. She cut in front
[23:03] Speaker 1: of me, and I got like a little buck wild
[23:06] Speaker 1: on her, and she wanted to go toes and everyone
[23:09] Speaker 1: in the bathroom. I almost got nervous for her because
[23:11] Speaker 1: I'm like, these are going to jump her outside because
[23:14] Speaker 1: I was out to hear and she was like trying
[23:16] Speaker 1: to start something with me. But let me tell you,
[23:20] Speaker 1: the girls were ready to dust her. Yeah, that's exactly right, mom.
[23:27] Speaker 1: We allowed to say that. I think he trademarked that
[23:29] Speaker 1: get ready for let get ready to they were going
[23:35] Speaker 1: to rock her outside of the porta potties. You guys,
[23:40] Speaker 1: Andy Cohen has a boyfriend?
[23:41] Speaker 2: Isn't it weird that hot and tall? Okay? Can I
[23:46] Speaker 2: be honest? Always didn't he have one?
[23:51] Speaker 1: Have a boyfriend? No? He has one? Now, why do
[23:54] Speaker 1: you what do you mean?
[23:57] Speaker 3: I thought he was out and dating and this was
[24:00] Speaker 3: maybe two years ago and I just am not in
[24:02] Speaker 3: the world. But I thought he already had no a
[24:05] Speaker 3: significant other, that he has a baby, right, yes, two too,
[24:08] Speaker 3: see and that's who I thought.
[24:10] Speaker 1: It was a boy and a girl.
[24:12] Speaker 2: Yeah, well, good for him.
[24:13] Speaker 1: Can I tell you how wild this is? It's two
[24:16] Speaker 1: days before it broke. I was sitting there being like,
[24:18] Speaker 1: oh my gosh, you're five and I still don't have
[24:20] Speaker 1: a man's Like, what's going on? Is this the life
[24:23] Speaker 1: that I want? Is this the life I chose? And
[24:24] Speaker 1: then I thought about it and I was like, Andy
[24:26] Speaker 1: Cohen like totally has his shit together and he's been
[24:28] Speaker 1: single forever. He's like perpetually single, and that's what I
[24:31] Speaker 1: made and he's fine. Two days later, bam, he's Instagram official.
[24:35] Speaker 1: And then I did sink into sheer panic. I'm like,
[24:37] Speaker 1: hold on, he was what I was striving to be.
[24:42] Speaker 1: I remembered that yesterday while watching FIFA. While watching FIFA
[24:47] Speaker 1: a scoreless game, I thought, you know what, he's a
[24:50] Speaker 1: little older than me, so we'll let it s like soccer.
[24:54] Speaker 1: What's great about dating or doing whatever? At this stage
[24:58] Speaker 1: of the game as a woman, my mom's whispering into
[25:01] Speaker 1: her phone to Siri or how old is Andy going? Oh,
[25:04] Speaker 1: I've got plenty of time. I talk about this with Michelle.
[25:10] Speaker 1: We have an advantage here. For her, I don't know
[25:15] Speaker 1: if she wants to get married again. For me, I'll
[25:18] Speaker 1: just speak for myself. I don't want more kids, and
[25:21] Speaker 1: if I did, I know where to get them. I
[25:24] Speaker 1: know where to get these kids, and I don't want
[25:29] Speaker 1: to get married. So I'm at an advantage due to
[25:32] Speaker 1: the fact that, like there's a lot of women at
[25:34] Speaker 1: my age, if they're single, they start to panic because
[25:38] Speaker 1: they want to get married, they want to start families.
[25:40] Speaker 1: I'm approaching thirty six, that would, I guess, go into
[25:46] Speaker 1: geriatric pregnancy. It's like you're dealing with the biological clock.
[25:51] Speaker 1: So I do have all the time in the world
[25:54] Speaker 1: to just kick back, relax, have fun. What do you
[25:56] Speaker 1: bring into the table? Also well, that's the other thing.
[26:03] Speaker 1: As I'm sitting here being like, I've never been married,
[26:05] Speaker 1: and then I think about where most people are at
[26:08] Speaker 1: my age, and most of them are hitting that point
[26:11] Speaker 1: of divorce. Do you think that's going to be a
[26:13] Speaker 1: red flag for someone though? Like when they're when they
[26:17] Speaker 1: meet me and then they're talking to their mom and
[26:18] Speaker 1: they're like, she's never been married. Do you think the
[26:21] Speaker 1: mom's gonna be like red flag? Why? All right, I
[26:24] Speaker 1: can't worry about it. All right, let's talk about the
[26:38] Speaker 1: World Cup because I'm so dying to talk about it, madonnas.
[26:45] Speaker 3: So you're dying to talk about the halftime show, not
[26:47] Speaker 3: the cop. All right, let's get that out. Let's talk
[26:50] Speaker 3: about the World Cup. So World Cup.
[26:53] Speaker 1: It was scoreless for one hundred and twelve minutes.
[26:58] Speaker 2: Yeah, fantastic.
[27:00] Speaker 1: What happened?
[27:02] Speaker 3: They had a great place ball back of the net.
[27:04] Speaker 3: What do you mean kicked it? They swooped it in.
[27:09] Speaker 3: Don't know names, guys, but he has dreadlocks and it
[27:13] Speaker 3: was out of play and he heads it back.
[27:15] Speaker 2: In to play for his like for his next player
[27:19] Speaker 2: to be in.
[27:19] Speaker 3: Like, it's just I am not soccer, I will tell you,
[27:22] Speaker 3: but the way that they like.
[27:24] Speaker 2: Like he just crosses it in.
[27:26] Speaker 1: The hell is going on?
[27:27] Speaker 3: So he crosses it in into the box. The guy
[27:30] Speaker 3: goes to head it, it's too far. Instead of heading
[27:33] Speaker 3: it and trying to score it, he plays. He puts
[27:35] Speaker 3: it back into play for his teammates to go and
[27:38] Speaker 3: that's where they scored the goal.
[27:40] Speaker 2: Unreal.
[27:41] Speaker 1: I will say though there.
[27:43] Speaker 2: Was one Messi's kick that almost went in was.
[27:46] Speaker 1: A nuts But towards the end, I want to say
[27:50] Speaker 1: there was a solid three minutes of a good game.
[27:52] Speaker 1: With the one hundred and sixty minutes, there was one
[27:55] Speaker 1: kick where they they should have had their was it
[27:58] Speaker 1: either their first the first.
[28:00] Speaker 2: Goal, and they said it was a penalty in.
[28:02] Speaker 1: One of Argentina's players like.
[28:04] Speaker 3: Just fell down on the ground in the box and
[28:06] Speaker 3: they were like it was the left leg.
[28:07] Speaker 2: I was like the left leg.
[28:09] Speaker 1: Where it was like completely in the opposite direction of
[28:12] Speaker 1: the player who fell on the ground, so they took
[28:14] Speaker 1: it away. That was the other There's a lot of
[28:18] Speaker 1: I saw a lot of like memes and stuff about
[28:21] Speaker 1: women are giving birth, shoving kids out of there every
[28:24] Speaker 1: single day and not making as much of a fuss
[28:27] Speaker 1: as like the players in FIFA, right now, Yeah, a
[28:31] Speaker 1: lot of crying, a lot of falling onto the ground.
[28:34] Speaker 2: So rolling around it's like chess because I hate it too,
[28:38] Speaker 2: So like if you get hit, you want to act
[28:40] Speaker 2: like it was bad.
[28:41] Speaker 3: So the ref season sees that guy and is like, okay,
[28:44] Speaker 3: I need to keep an eye. So it's like, how
[28:46] Speaker 3: can I put these people in a bad position to
[28:48] Speaker 3: get a card? I have to act like a pussy wow.
[28:51] Speaker 3: So that's why they do it. And I'm like that,
[28:53] Speaker 3: just stand.
[28:54] Speaker 1: Up watching basketball for a while. Because the floppers, Yeah,
[28:57] Speaker 1: the floppers. There's a lot of floppers on the field FIFA. Yeah,
[29:01] Speaker 1: fluffers on the field at FIFA.
[29:02] Speaker 2: There you go.
[29:03] Speaker 3: So back to extra time when the guy's laying down
[29:05] Speaker 3: grabbing his ankle when he got hit in his knee,
[29:08] Speaker 3: because I saw that.
[29:09] Speaker 2: I saw so many.
[29:09] Speaker 3: People get hit in the leg and they're like grabbing
[29:11] Speaker 3: the other ankle. I'm like, that was the wrong foot, buddy,
[29:14] Speaker 3: But that's extra time.
[29:16] Speaker 1: Nick did make a good point though, when Madonna's walking,
[29:19] Speaker 1: she does look like she's gonna tip over.
[29:22] Speaker 3: I like how he was just saying, like, well, he's
[29:23] Speaker 3: got those dancers around just in case she falls over.
[29:29] Speaker 1: But I was thinking I'm like sixty seven. There's no excuse. Mother, Yeah, mother,
[29:37] Speaker 1: I mean that girl was rocking it. And what was
[29:40] Speaker 1: she singing again? What was the song that she opened?
[29:44] Speaker 2: I don't know.
[29:44] Speaker 1: One of her bangers I saw in a car didn't
[29:47] Speaker 1: really dancing. She looks the exact same. She actually looks
[29:51] Speaker 1: better than she did when she first came out.
[29:54] Speaker 2: I wondered what she's doing, what do you mean botox?
[29:57] Speaker 1: And ject, yeah, well she's.
[29:59] Speaker 2: Doing I know. I'm just saying for me.
[30:02] Speaker 1: I loved that. It was like a few performers and
[30:04] Speaker 1: they only did one song. Madonna did one song and then
[30:06] Speaker 1: it switched to like a weird Muppet moment.
[30:09] Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know the Muppets.
[30:10] Speaker 1: I think because the Muppets are like childlike and they
[30:14] Speaker 1: teach kindness and love and it's like a throwback and
[30:17] Speaker 1: it's universal, and that's the whole point of the world cup.
[30:21] Speaker 1: BTS performed a song that until that performance, I thought
[30:25] Speaker 1: the whole time the Jonas Brothers sang, I swear.
[30:28] Speaker 2: To god, what song is it?
[30:30] Speaker 1: I couldn't even tell you, but every time it comes
[30:32] Speaker 1: off Jonas Brothers, Hell, yeah it's not. It's BTS, which
[30:39] Speaker 1: is like one of the biggest. I don't know any
[30:41] Speaker 1: BTS music I do. I just think it's other.
[30:45] Speaker 3: People I BTS walked at me, I wouldn't even know
[30:47] Speaker 3: who they were.
[30:49] Speaker 1: I would want their skincare.
[30:51] Speaker 2: Chi.
[30:51] Speaker 1: Yeah, if they walked towards me, I'd be like, hold up,
[30:56] Speaker 1: will be putting on that face at night.
[30:58] Speaker 2: Yeah, They've got really good skincare over there, the best.
[31:00] Speaker 1: I'm actually trying to figure out how to get over
[31:04] Speaker 1: to Korea to do, Like you guys, the level of
[31:08] Speaker 1: technology that they use over there, Mom, they use this
[31:10] Speaker 1: scanner and it shows like the depth of your pores.
[31:13] Speaker 1: It is so like tailored to your like the flakiness,
[31:19] Speaker 1: the depth of your wrinkles. Where what is it like
[31:22] Speaker 1: all the way deep down in there, like below the
[31:25] Speaker 1: actual epidermis.
[31:28] Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we're going.
[31:32] Speaker 1: Anyway. Then Ted Lasso had a moment he introduced Bieber.
[31:36] Speaker 1: He was like basically telling him, like, you're gonna go in.
[31:38] Speaker 1: He opened, uh, I guess he didn't open with it.
[31:41] Speaker 1: He only sang one song, but it was everything. Hallelujah
[31:44] Speaker 1: playing his guitar. He's so hot.
[31:46] Speaker 2: He's a very good looking man.
[31:47] Speaker 1: He's such a vibe in that voice and then he's like,
[31:52] Speaker 1: I'm like, yes, whatever is happening. I don't know how
[31:56] Speaker 1: Haley Bieber doesn't have like twelve kids.
[31:57] Speaker 2: By now, well, you're gonna have to ask her.
[32:01] Speaker 1: Like asap Rocky and Rihanna, remember she gave birth and
[32:04] Speaker 1: then like popped up at uh who the super Bowl
[32:07] Speaker 1: and was like then she had like all these dudes
[32:11] Speaker 1: in white on the field and everyone's like a sab
[32:14] Speaker 1: Rocky sperm. So it was like, wait, she just dropped
[32:17] Speaker 1: that kid like a month ago. She's pregnant again already. Anyway,
[32:24] Speaker 1: I feel like I have to whisper.
[32:25] Speaker 2: So she say that's yeah, I know, I can't say
[32:27] Speaker 2: anything that I.
[32:28] Speaker 1: Know Bieber is playing. Lisa decides at this very moment,
[32:33] Speaker 1: as he's serenading the entire world to start the blender making.
[32:39] Speaker 1: I was like, are you joking? Mom? And she was
[32:42] Speaker 1: like what, I'm making watermelon juice? I was like, can
[32:44] Speaker 1: you not right now? And sheels why who even is that?
[32:48] Speaker 1: I was like, okay, So now we've had two moments
[32:50] Speaker 1: in this in this halftime performance where I thought BTS
[32:54] Speaker 1: was the Jonas Brothers the whole time. Lisa doesn't know
[32:57] Speaker 1: who I justin Bieber.
[32:58] Speaker 3: Is, And then my wife gets on and starts just
[33:04] Speaker 3: shaking it.
[33:05] Speaker 1: Sha Kidra Sha Kiera, and then Joe goes to those
[33:13] Speaker 1: hips don't know. She is like, I'm like, so hot,
[33:18] Speaker 1: holy shit, flash whiplash, so hot, so hot, And she's like,
[33:23] Speaker 1: what fifty?
[33:25] Speaker 2: I think she's like thirty three.
[33:27] Speaker 1: It's an age.
[33:27] Speaker 2: I think she's my age. Google it, google it?
[33:32] Speaker 1: Oh wow, what how old?
[33:34] Speaker 2: Forty eight?
[33:35] Speaker 1: You guys?
[33:37] Speaker 3: I mean, come on, I think we all need to
[33:42] Speaker 3: celebrate that one with her.
[33:43] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[33:44] Speaker 1: But then she comes on and Joe goes, who's that?
[33:48] Speaker 1: Where do all of us live? We're all under a
[33:50] Speaker 1: rock in some capacity, Like I don't wonder, I do
[33:53] Speaker 1: know anything.
[33:54] Speaker 3: But when I caught on because you said something, but
[33:58] Speaker 3: I won't lie, I didn't know who Bondonna was when.
[33:59] Speaker 2: She can't out.
[34:01] Speaker 1: But that's not because you don't know who Madonna is.
[34:03] Speaker 1: You just didn't recognize her.
[34:05] Speaker 3: I just didn't recognize her. But then you were like,
[34:06] Speaker 3: oh my gosh, Madonna. And then I was like, oh,
[34:08] Speaker 3: there it is, but I didn't.
[34:09] Speaker 1: Did you know the song? Yeah?
[34:12] Speaker 2: But it was yeah, I knew. I kind of was
[34:15] Speaker 2: on my phone and scrolling.
[34:16] Speaker 3: To be completely honest, for Madonna when it first started,
[34:18] Speaker 3: and then once I came on, I put the phone down.
[34:21] Speaker 3: She opened Yeah, but yeah, I didn't know it was her.
[34:23] Speaker 1: After Shakira, they cut to like children's choir, which was amazing.
[34:29] Speaker 1: I'm saying, we believe in love. And I feel like
[34:31] Speaker 1: Chris Martin was in that was he or not? He
[34:34] Speaker 1: was right? They didn't give him much of a moment.
[34:36] Speaker 1: And I've seen Coldplay in concert one time. I was
[34:39] Speaker 1: not a fan of Coldplay, and after this concert I was.
[34:42] Speaker 2: But he does.
[34:42] Speaker 1: Something similar where like kids come out and putting like
[34:45] Speaker 1: the world in the center of the stage with the
[34:47] Speaker 1: love with Yes, he's very into love. He's very into love,
[34:51] Speaker 1: as we all should be.
[34:52] Speaker 2: Yes.
[34:52] Speaker 1: And after that, oh, the Muppets made another appearance.
[34:57] Speaker 2: I didn't know the Muppets were worldwide.
[34:59] Speaker 3: To be completely, Yeah, to be completely it was the
[35:02] Speaker 3: Frog that was it.
[35:04] Speaker 1: And then started her blender again.
[35:08] Speaker 2: She wanted her juice.
[35:09] Speaker 1: I mean, I get it. Soccer is like cool and worldwide,
[35:14] Speaker 1: but I have to say, and people are going to
[35:15] Speaker 1: come for me. I'm really happy it's not America's like
[35:17] Speaker 1: number one.
[35:17] Speaker 2: We'll get ready because it's quickly climbing.
[35:20] Speaker 3: La has two soccer teams, just to let you know,
[35:22] Speaker 3: the LA Galaxy and the Los Angeles Football Club.
[35:25] Speaker 1: I already knew that.
[35:27] Speaker 2: Well. That can tell you right there that soccer is coming.
[35:30] Speaker 1: I'm believing that soccer is going to take over football
[35:32] Speaker 1: and basketball and.
[35:33] Speaker 2: We're all going to be like take over football.
[35:37] Speaker 1: I know it's very popular. Oh my god, I know
[35:40] Speaker 1: it's very popular. Obviously, it's mister worldwide. It's it's the
[35:45] Speaker 1: pitbull of sports, all right, I got it. I I
[35:49] Speaker 1: like this because I feel like people are to.
[35:52] Speaker 2: Be like they're going to come for you. Yeah. No,
[35:54] Speaker 2: it's soccer's top sport. And I just don't understand.
[35:58] Speaker 1: The timing of the clock is weird. I think it's
[36:01] Speaker 1: just very long and not much happening. It's a little
[36:04] Speaker 1: like baseball. Yeah, I like baseball.
[36:07] Speaker 2: Here's the thing.
[36:08] Speaker 3: When you're watching soccer. You can't just like wait for
[36:10] Speaker 3: a goal. You have to watch the setup. You have
[36:12] Speaker 3: to see the defense. What if they're playing like one
[36:14] Speaker 3: high too high? Just like you have to dissect the
[36:16] Speaker 3: game for it to be interesting.
[36:18] Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of hot players, though, I will say
[36:20] Speaker 1: I feel like most of us were watching for that.
[36:22] Speaker 1: You guys, thank you for listening to another chaotic episode
[36:25] Speaker 1: of Untraditionally Laala reminder, I'm gonna catch you on Monday
[36:28] Speaker 1: for a bonus episode, again on Tuesday for Sex Unlocked
[36:32] Speaker 1: with myself and Sally Carson, and then I'm gonna catch
[36:35] Speaker 1: you on Wednesday for a regular old episode of this.
[36:38] Speaker 1: I'm gonna catch you on Thursday for an unlikely affair.
[36:41] Speaker 1: You can't get rid of me. Oh, even when I
[36:44] Speaker 1: try to get rid of give them, Laala, I'm still
[36:46] Speaker 1: giving you Lala. I love you, guys. Bye,

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