# First Crushes & First Bus Rides

An episode of [Untraditionally Lala](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1494722390), 4 Sep 2026, 38 min.

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Lala and Ambyr share the latest milestones in their daughters' lives and reflect on how quickly childhood seems to disappear. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

## Transcript

[0:01] Speaker 1: Hi Amber. Hi Lola. Welcome to an unlikely affair. Hello everybody.
[0:10] Speaker 2: Welcome back to another episode of unlikely affair.
[0:13] Speaker 1: Good morning, darling. Good morning. Is this the first time
[0:18] Speaker 1: we've recorded in this room together?
[0:19] Speaker 3: It is.
[0:20] Speaker 1: It sure is. Usually it's Easton. I've only done it
[0:23] Speaker 1: here with Easton and myself. It's kind of fun. It's fine.
[0:26] Speaker 1: It's like, it's not the same as the studio, but no,
[0:29] Speaker 1: it's not this week. We'll take it. We'll take what
[0:32] Speaker 1: I can get. That's for sure. Not complaining right now
[0:35] Speaker 1: in life. By the way, before we jump into like
[0:37] Speaker 1: back to school and stuff, because it's the second week
[0:39] Speaker 1: of the kids being back. Are we like, this is
[0:46] Speaker 1: such a dumb question because I know the answer. Are
[0:48] Speaker 1: we feeling somewhat settled? You're funny. You're funny. You found
[0:54] Speaker 1: a place to live. I did. I did. I found
[0:56] Speaker 1: a place to live. Okay.
[0:57] Speaker 2: So last night, this is hysterical. I, I was like
[1:01] Speaker 2: Goldilocks and the three bears.
[1:03] Speaker 1: No joke.
[1:04] Speaker 2: It was, I actually started laughing and then I started
[1:06] Speaker 2: getting irritated. So I started off in my bed. That's a,
[1:10] Speaker 2: on the mattress on the floor.
[1:11] Speaker 1: Okay.
[1:12] Speaker 2: Unfortunately, the house next to me, they have floodlights. So
[1:16] Speaker 2: one window, the floodlight was coming through. The other window
[1:19] Speaker 2: on the opposite side of my bedroom, the moon was shining.
[1:21] Speaker 1: And it's so beautiful. And I love the moon.
[1:23] Speaker 2: But it was like shining directly into my window.
[1:28] Speaker 1: Because you don't have any fixtures in there.
[1:30] Speaker 2: No, I don't have any blinds and curtains. And so
[1:32] Speaker 2: I ordered curtains, but I just... somehow can't seem to
[1:36] Speaker 2: nail down a handyman.
[1:38] Speaker 1: So I have the best. You do?
[1:40] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[1:41] Speaker 1: Oh God. I'm so glad I just said something. Okay.
[1:43] Speaker 1: So I need his number ASAP.
[1:45] Speaker 2: Then I went into Riley's room where she does have
[1:47] Speaker 2: a bed, but this is going to sound so crazy.
[1:50] Speaker 2: So I'm terrified of the dark and there's the outside
[1:55] Speaker 2: floodlight on my house. It's right above this like cactus
[2:00] Speaker 2: looking plant and it cast a shadow on the roof
[2:04] Speaker 2: of the bedroom. So it looks like a monster's like coming.
[2:07] Speaker 2: And I was like, dude, this sucks. Like fuck this place.
[2:10] Speaker 2: Give me back to Montana. I'm, I was getting very upset.
[2:14] Speaker 2: And then I was like, you know what?
[2:16] Speaker 1: The couch seems like a nice place. I literally ended
[2:19] Speaker 1: up sleeping on the couch. You love a good couch moment.
[2:22] Speaker 1: But I, who knew? Like who knew?
[2:24] Speaker 2: So I, I, I, um, I'm settled, but I'm not
[2:28] Speaker 2: emotionally settled.
[2:31] Speaker 1: You think that's ever going to happen for us though?
[2:34] Speaker 1: I'm settled too, but like emotionally I feel very unstable.
[2:38] Speaker 2: I was so not well last night. I didn't sleep
[2:41] Speaker 2: at all. Like I did not sleep at all, but
[2:44] Speaker 2: that's okay. I'm here with you. I get to do
[2:47] Speaker 2: the podcast. Riley's happy. My ex is happy. Our ex
[2:52] Speaker 2: is happy that she's back. I'm trying to have a
[2:54] Speaker 2: better attitude in life.
[2:56] Speaker 1: So just fucking.
[2:57] Speaker 2: Go with it for a second. Because right now I'm, I'm,
[3:01] Speaker 2: I'm really missing Montana. Yeah.
[3:04] Speaker 1: Like really miss. Actually, I'm also missing my stuff. You know,
[3:08] Speaker 1: I just want my stuff. I wonder if once your
[3:11] Speaker 1: stuff is here, you won't miss Montana as much because
[3:15] Speaker 1: if you, yes, you had like a life out there,
[3:18] Speaker 1: but it was only a life that was built over
[3:21] Speaker 1: the past year. Now your sister lived there, which was like,
[3:27] Speaker 1: Home is just where your heart is, which is like family, right?
[3:30] Speaker 2: Yeah, but like my family's not, yes, Autumn's there and
[3:33] Speaker 2: my nephew's there and I miss them dearly. But I
[3:37] Speaker 2: really think that like, I have to be able to
[3:40] Speaker 2: find my peace here. Like peace is, this sounds so
[3:45] Speaker 2: dumb and so cliche, but peace starts within.
[3:49] Speaker 1: And I associated and I clung on to my.
[3:52] Speaker 2: Peace being in Montana so tightly that, And I'm like, Amber,
[3:57] Speaker 2: you have to create that same environment, which starts with
[4:00] Speaker 2: my morning routine. Like I don't have my journal. I
[4:04] Speaker 2: did say my prayers this morning. I'm like, I can't
[4:07] Speaker 2: like kneel down and say them because my mattress is
[4:09] Speaker 2: on the floor and I'm like on account.
[4:11] Speaker 1: That's fucking weird. So I was like, all right, God,
[4:14] Speaker 1: we're just talking to you from bed today.
[4:16] Speaker 2: And I need to like, I'm working out with my
[4:20] Speaker 2: trainer and that feels really, really good just to be
[4:22] Speaker 2: moving my body.
[4:23] Speaker 1: So like, I just need to get into my routine,
[4:24] Speaker 1: but yeah. And your trainer's hot. Thank you. When Jenna
[4:29] Speaker 1: is gone, because she's doing a retreat, she does them
[4:32] Speaker 1: like once or twice a year out of the country.
[4:36] Speaker 1: And I'm like, I will be taking this opportunity. Because
[4:40] Speaker 1: you can't even do it via Zoom. It's like a
[4:42] Speaker 1: retreat where from morning until night, they're doing things. Yeah,
[4:44] Speaker 1: and you guys are going to be on the opposite
[4:46] Speaker 1: time zone. Yes, which sometimes we make that work. We
[4:50] Speaker 1: did it when she was in Spain. It was weird.
[4:53] Speaker 1: Don't love it. Well, you're working out in the morning
[4:55] Speaker 1: and she's working out at night before bed. Or like
[4:57] Speaker 1: she's training you. That bothers me too. I'm like, I
[5:00] Speaker 1: don't like that you're up right now. It's bothering me.
[5:03] Speaker 1: Your eyes should be closed. Why are you pumping weights?
[5:06] Speaker 1: I was like, I'm taking this opportunity to work out
[5:09] Speaker 1: with this hot man. Yeah. Jake is amazing. And he's
[5:13] Speaker 1: great with kids too. Really good with kids. As in
[5:16] Speaker 1: like a stepfather? Yeah.
[5:20] Speaker 3: Good.
[5:20] Speaker 1: We love that. Listen, every time I introduce you to someone,
[5:23] Speaker 1: I get in trouble by Lisa.
[5:25] Speaker 4: Why?
[5:26] Speaker 1: What does she say?
[5:27] Speaker 2: Well, remember the first one that I introduced you to
[5:29] Speaker 2: and she gave me this lecture in the kitchen?
[5:32] Speaker 1: Oh, the rapper. Yeah. She was not happy about that.
[5:35] Speaker 2: I said, Lisa, that was just a distraction. That was not,
[5:37] Speaker 2: I wasn't thinking like, yes, this could be her guy.
[5:40] Speaker 2: This could be the stepfather to your grandchildren.
[5:43] Speaker 1: She doesn't know how to wrap her mind around that
[5:46] Speaker 1: because she had a high school boyfriend who got into
[5:50] Speaker 1: a horrendous car accident. They, she's, I think he was
[5:54] Speaker 1: the love of her life, obviously, until she met my dad.
[5:57] Speaker 1: Horrendous car accident because his friend was drunk driving. He
[6:03] Speaker 1: was hooked up. He had significant brain damage and was paralyzed.
[6:09] Speaker 1: So he couldn't talk, walk. That's how she lost the
[6:14] Speaker 1: first love of her life. Then met my dad. Then
[6:17] Speaker 1: got married. Never lived on her own. Never had a struggle. Yes,
[6:21] Speaker 1: she lost. her boyfriend and she also lost my dad.
[6:25] Speaker 1: I acknowledge that. But I mean like the struggles that
[6:27] Speaker 1: you and I go through where like your heart is
[6:29] Speaker 1: involved and then it doesn't work out. You got to
[6:31] Speaker 1: have a distraction. She doesn't understand that. Yeah.
[6:34] Speaker 4: Yeah.
[6:34] Speaker 1: Like with the rapper, she was like, I just don't,
[6:37] Speaker 1: it was world war three in this household. I over
[6:39] Speaker 1: this fucking rapper created. I just don't.
[6:42] Speaker 3: See him being the stepfather to these kids that you need.
[6:45] Speaker 3: I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about?
[6:49] Speaker 1: Either do I? He's a good time. He's a good time.
[6:53] Speaker 2: He is really sweet, though. I do really admire how.
[6:56] Speaker 1: Sweet he is. I just... The whole fucking thing. Anyway, yes.
[7:01] Speaker 1: I don't even know how we went on that tangent. Oh,
[7:03] Speaker 1: the guy.
[7:04] Speaker 3: The guy.
[7:04] Speaker 1: The hot trainer. Michelle works out with him now, too.
[7:07] Speaker 4: Yeah.
[7:08] Speaker 1: I see that. She's all up in the gym working
[7:11] Speaker 1: on that front nurse. Oh, my gosh. He killed me
[7:14] Speaker 1: the other day. I texted him. I was like, Jake,
[7:17] Speaker 1: I can't lift heavy weights like that. You have to
[7:19] Speaker 1: go slow. He thinks... I'm, I don't know. It's, but
[7:23] Speaker 1: it's good. I'm glad.
[7:24] Speaker 2: And I need it for my mental health. So as
[7:25] Speaker 2: long as I stay on my routine, I continue to develop.
[7:28] Speaker 1: I need to get, buy a journal. I'm going to
[7:30] Speaker 1: go to Target. I have to go to Costco to
[7:31] Speaker 1: buy a stupid vacuum.
[7:33] Speaker 3: Ugh.
[7:33] Speaker 1: It's just like these little things that you realize. So annoying.
[7:36] Speaker 1: That you're like, I need. And I took for granted.
[7:38] Speaker 1: And I actually need to go out now and purchase
[7:40] Speaker 1: them again. Again. Like Riley, for instance.
[7:43] Speaker 2: So Riley comes home in Montana every day after school.
[7:47] Speaker 1: She gets her dino nuggies. She gets her frozen french fries.
[7:49] Speaker 1: She sells dino nuggets? By the way, they slap. They
[7:53] Speaker 1: are so good. She's a creature of habit since she
[7:56] Speaker 1: was like three. And so she makes them.
[7:58] Speaker 2: And now I'm like, oh my God, today after school,
[8:00] Speaker 2: I panicked last night and I went on Amazon and
[8:03] Speaker 2: I ordered like, I love, that's the other difference between
[8:06] Speaker 2: Amazon in Montana and here is that Montana takes like
[8:09] Speaker 2: three or four days to get something. You could have
[8:11] Speaker 2: something the same day, if not the next morning from
[8:13] Speaker 2: like 4 a.m.
[8:14] Speaker 1: To 8 a.m.
[8:15] Speaker 2: And I pulled out of my driveway to come over
[8:16] Speaker 2: here and her air fryer was here. So she's going
[8:19] Speaker 2: to be very excited coming home from school.
[8:21] Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's going to be crispy. Oh yeah. Yeah.
[8:24] Speaker 2: I get very overwhelmed when I go and buy stuff
[8:26] Speaker 2: on Amazon because there's a thousand different options. And now
[8:31] Speaker 2: I like contemplate which one to buy. So I think
[8:33] Speaker 2: I just bought the same air fryer that I have
[8:35] Speaker 2: in Montana.
[8:37] Speaker 1: That's good. Anyways, the little things. Is she liking school?
[8:42] Speaker 1: I think so.
[8:43] Speaker 2: So something that's really funny, this is, she's going back.
[8:45] Speaker 2: Obviously the kids have to wear a uniform and the
[8:49] Speaker 2: first three days she, you know, it was free dress
[8:51] Speaker 2: day and she wore a spaghetti.
[8:53] Speaker 1: Strap, which. Oh wait, I saw her that day. I
[8:56] Speaker 1: would have never let her wear this. I thought I
[8:58] Speaker 1: told you she was in a tank top. Is a
[9:00] Speaker 1: tank top different than a spaghetti strap? Well, like this,
[9:03] Speaker 1: what I'm wearing right now, this is a tank top.
[9:05] Speaker 1: Hers was thinner than this. Right. It just like shows
[9:08] Speaker 1: her bra. Okay.
[9:09] Speaker 2: Well, So she wore that. And she's like, they said
[9:13] Speaker 2: we couldn't wear things like that. And I was like, yeah,
[9:15] Speaker 2: you can't.
[9:15] Speaker 1: You can't.
[9:15] Speaker 2: When I was in school and I went to public school,
[9:17] Speaker 2: you couldn't wear that kind of stuff. And she's like,
[9:20] Speaker 2: they're so sexist. And she's been using this word sexist
[9:24] Speaker 2: for the last probably week. So I don't know if
[9:27] Speaker 2: she heard this from another friend. And I'm like, why
[9:31] Speaker 2: are they— why are you calling them sexist? Because you can't,
[9:35] Speaker 2: they have rules and you don't want to follow the rules.
[9:37] Speaker 2: And she's like, yeah, but the boys get to wear
[9:39] Speaker 2: whatever they want. And they have like their ass crack
[9:41] Speaker 2: is showing. And I was like, okay, so like, how
[9:44] Speaker 2: do I approach this as a mom? It's a little
[9:46] Speaker 2: double standard.
[9:47] Speaker 1: Because women are sexualized.
[9:49] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[9:49] Speaker 1: That's what it is. A man can walk around with
[9:53] Speaker 1: his full body hanging out and women can control themselves
[9:57] Speaker 1: and be like, oh, his whole body's hanging out. Not
[9:59] Speaker 1: the appropriate time to be looking or commenting or any
[10:02] Speaker 1: of the above. Boys see a spaghetti strap and they
[10:08] Speaker 1: get a hard on and they can't even function. That's
[10:11] Speaker 1: the difference. We're mature creatures. We can't control them. So
[10:14] Speaker 1: we have to focus on what we can control, which
[10:16] Speaker 1: is ourselves. I think the other thing you should point
[10:19] Speaker 1: out is You may have seen boys wearing that. They
[10:24] Speaker 1: could have said the same thing to the boys. You
[10:25] Speaker 1: can't dress like that. Right. They could have called, like,
[10:28] Speaker 1: I'm sure.
[10:29] Speaker 3: They didn't walk up to the boys and say, everyone,
[10:31] Speaker 3: I'm letting you know that Riley will not be wearing.
[10:34] Speaker 1: Spaghetti straps any longer because we did tell her she can't.
[10:37] Speaker 1: You know, like, you don't know what the conversation was
[10:39] Speaker 1: on the other side. I love that she's using that word, though.
[10:43] Speaker 1: A little feminist after my own heart.
[10:45] Speaker 2: Jeez, I was like, oh God, we're back in LA
[10:47] Speaker 2: and she's already using words like sexist.
[10:49] Speaker 1: I was like, fuck. Different world out here. It's a
[10:53] Speaker 1: different world. Maybe you belong in L.A., Riley.
[10:56] Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
[10:56] Speaker 1: She's L.A. through and through. A hundred percent. She is.
[10:59] Speaker 1: She is a L.A.
[11:00] Speaker 3: Girl.
[11:10] Speaker 1: How's Ocean's first week? Ish. Half a week. Few days.
[11:14] Speaker 1: Her favorite part is riding the bus. It's her favorite part.
[11:19] Speaker 1: And I cried at orientation. I cried the first day
[11:24] Speaker 1: of school. And the first day of school, we did
[11:28] Speaker 1: drop off just regular, like taking the car, whatever, because
[11:32] Speaker 1: I wanted to take pictures. I walk her into the
[11:35] Speaker 1: class and she's nervous. And that's not like Ocean. Ocean
[11:39] Speaker 1: has always been, granted, she's only five and a half,
[11:42] Speaker 1: but like first day of pre-K when she was three,
[11:45] Speaker 1: walked right in, didn't think another thing about it. Even
[11:49] Speaker 1: the next year that she went back to her preschool,
[11:53] Speaker 1: didn't think a thing about it. This is the first
[11:56] Speaker 1: time where she's talking to me like, I'm nervous about this.
[12:01] Speaker 1: I'm nervous about that. We walk into school, first day,
[12:06] Speaker 1: and she's like, I put her in a white button-up,
[12:10] Speaker 1: the uniform. She goes, mom. All of the girls that
[12:14] Speaker 1: I see are in red shirts. Was I supposed to
[12:15] Speaker 1: be in a red shirt? I didn't know that I
[12:17] Speaker 1: was supposed to wear a red shirt. I was like, honey,
[12:19] Speaker 1: you're fine. And the teacher overheard her. She goes, you
[12:21] Speaker 1: look great. That's a color that you can wear. We
[12:24] Speaker 1: can wear white. We can wear red on some days.
[12:27] Speaker 1: But she was like, you're wearing exactly what you're supposed
[12:29] Speaker 1: to wear. And so, like, that broke my heart. Then
[12:32] Speaker 1: she walks in. She goes, I don't know any of
[12:34] Speaker 1: these kids. I was like, just start going up to
[12:36] Speaker 1: the playground and making new friends.
[12:38] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[12:38] Speaker 1: Like, just start talking to people. Oh, my God. That
[12:40] Speaker 1: makes me so emotional. I know that nervous feeling when
[12:45] Speaker 1: you start a new school. It's terrifying. What I do
[12:49] Speaker 1: love is that this school she's going to be at
[12:53] Speaker 1: shouldn't be a great fit for the long haul until
[12:56] Speaker 1: she graduates. Yes, thank God. So she's not going to
[12:58] Speaker 1: have the newness, which I had to do like four
[13:02] Speaker 1: different times, like normal, you know? It was preschool. Preschool. Elementary,
[13:08] Speaker 1: junior high, high school. And it was like, oh my gosh,
[13:11] Speaker 1: I cannot. I felt like I was going to have
[13:13] Speaker 1: a heart attack every single time I started a new school.
[13:17] Speaker 1: And so then I get her from the bus stop
[13:20] Speaker 1: first day of school. And she's just like beaming how much.
[13:24] Speaker 1: She gets off and she goes, I love the bus.
[13:26] Speaker 1: And the bus driver said, bye, Ocean. Because she's the
[13:30] Speaker 1: youngest one on the bus. Everyone else is like in
[13:33] Speaker 1: middle school. Then I take her the second day. to
[13:36] Speaker 1: the bus stop to go to school. And she is
[13:39] Speaker 1: just beaming about getting on the bus. The door is open.
[13:44] Speaker 1: She walks up. The bus driver is like, good morning, Ocean.
[13:48] Speaker 1: She goes, you're going to sit up here with me.
[13:50] Speaker 1: So she's in like the front row. The girl's buckling
[13:53] Speaker 1: her in. And all I see is they drive away.
[13:55] Speaker 1: It's just the top of her. Oh, that's so cute.
[14:00] Speaker 1: I sobbed, Amber. Yeah, I would too. I don't know
[14:07] Speaker 1: why I'm so emotional about it, but like it has
[14:11] Speaker 1: fucked me up. Yeah, she's just like. The bond I
[14:18] Speaker 1: have with that child is like something I cannot explain.
[14:20] Speaker 1: And obviously I love and adore Sosa, but I and
[14:24] Speaker 1: I've talked about this before. It's like all of these.
[14:28] Speaker 1: These big moments happening and I feel such like a
[14:31] Speaker 1: trauma bond with Ocean. Where like I'm so protective because
[14:36] Speaker 1: I had to fight so hard for her. Yeah. So
[14:40] Speaker 1: any big moment, it just means something. It just feels
[14:44] Speaker 1: different than it does. Like I'm so at peace with
[14:47] Speaker 1: being Sosa's mom. And I don't really feel that sense
[14:51] Speaker 1: of peace with being Ocean's mom. Like I feel like
[14:54] Speaker 1: I'm constantly... in fight mode and I don't understand that
[14:59] Speaker 1: at all. No, I get that. I totally get the
[15:03] Speaker 1: fight mode. Every year that rolls around and I go
[15:06] Speaker 1: back and I look at like all of these videos
[15:10] Speaker 1: of how her voice used to sound, how it used
[15:12] Speaker 1: to sound when she would call me mama and then
[15:14] Speaker 1: just like how it changes and you don't really notice
[15:16] Speaker 1: the change because you see them every day. And I'm just,
[15:20] Speaker 1: I do not like change. I hate time passing. And
[15:26] Speaker 1: I'm like, my child is in kindergarten. She's, she's like
[15:32] Speaker 1: becoming a little, she's at a real school. And I
[15:36] Speaker 1: know that this, I'm sure moms can relate to this,
[15:38] Speaker 1: but you just, you just want the time to like
[15:42] Speaker 1: just pause. I know. I see videos.
[15:46] Speaker 2: I actually can't go through videos in my phone because
[15:51] Speaker 2: it fucks me up.
[15:52] Speaker 1: Like if I go through old videos of the kids.
[15:54] Speaker 2: When, we were in Hawaii or London's little voice, like
[15:59] Speaker 2: when she was obsessed with Justin Bieber or she used
[16:02] Speaker 2: to watch Doc McStuffins. And I have so many, I
[16:05] Speaker 2: actually have more videos of London than I do Riley,
[16:09] Speaker 2: but it fucks me up. Like I can't, it's almost like,
[16:12] Speaker 2: I'm just like, no, like you're here now. Like it's
[16:16] Speaker 2: just a great gentle reminder that these are the moments.
[16:19] Speaker 2: And because our kids both come from separated homes, we
[16:26] Speaker 2: get their life cut in half.
[16:28] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[16:29] Speaker 2: Like that's half of the drop offs that a normal,
[16:34] Speaker 2: you know, a family that's together, like we get half
[16:37] Speaker 2: of everything. And so it's, it's just a good reminder
[16:40] Speaker 2: just to be like, no, I don't, I don't.
[16:42] Speaker 1: Have to pick ocean up from school today.
[16:46] Speaker 2: I get to like, it just teaches you to slow
[16:49] Speaker 2: down and just like savor every freaking moment.
[16:53] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[16:54] Speaker 1: I want to be the one that picks up and
[16:57] Speaker 1: drops off. That has to be a part of my
[17:01] Speaker 1: routine because there's going to be a day where she
[17:05] Speaker 1: just jumps in the car and goes. Once these kids
[17:09] Speaker 1: turn 16 and they get their license, they're gone. Even
[17:12] Speaker 1: beyond that though, in LA, these kids that I see
[17:14] Speaker 1: just out and about at the mall, I'm like, how'd
[17:16] Speaker 1: you get here? Where's your mom?
[17:19] Speaker 4: No, I know.
[17:19] Speaker 1: They're super independent. You walk past them and they're cussing
[17:23] Speaker 1: and I'm like, Why are you talking that way? I know.
[17:27] Speaker 1: I got upset with Riley because she said his ass
[17:29] Speaker 1: crack was showing. And I was like, please don't say that.
[17:33] Speaker 1: Please don't talk like that.
[17:34] Speaker 3: Like, really?
[17:35] Speaker 1: Like, now I understand. I remember my mom went through
[17:38] Speaker 1: my phone when I was in junior high. And she
[17:43] Speaker 1: saw messages. And she was laying in bed looking sad
[17:49] Speaker 1: and depressed. And she like, I went through your phone.
[17:54] Speaker 1: And I saw language that I didn't want to see.
[17:56] Speaker 1: And I like blamed it on my friend. I was like,
[17:58] Speaker 1: I let my friend text from my phone, like complete lie.
[18:02] Speaker 1: But it was, I think what it is, is it's
[18:04] Speaker 1: like less about like, you can't say those words because
[18:07] Speaker 1: they're bad, but it's like, those are for grownups.
[18:09] Speaker 4: Yeah.
[18:10] Speaker 1: Which you're not. Be my baby. Because the moment you're
[18:13] Speaker 1: out here thrown around ass crack or the F word,
[18:17] Speaker 1: that means that we have now ventured into a new
[18:19] Speaker 1: stage of life and I'm not ready for it. Right.
[18:23] Speaker 2: That's exactly how I feel when Riley was like, they're sexist.
[18:26] Speaker 1: I was like, wait, wait, like what? Like, how do I? No, no,
[18:30] Speaker 1: you're in seventh grade.
[18:31] Speaker 2: And it's like, oh no, this is the age that
[18:34] Speaker 2: these thoughts and ideas. And like, I, oh, last night
[18:39] Speaker 2: I had to tell you this. She called me and
[18:42] Speaker 2: I actually called to make sure that her, see, I still,
[18:45] Speaker 2: this is me helicoptering from afar. I was like, is
[18:48] Speaker 2: your computer charged for school?
[18:50] Speaker 1: Do you have your clothes picked out? Did you brush
[18:52] Speaker 1: your teeth? Did you did it? And she's like, yes, yes, yes, yes.
[18:55] Speaker 1: Which is like, probably half of it is a lie.
[18:58] Speaker 1: But I said, okay. She's like, mom, this.
[19:01] Speaker 2: Boy reached out to me and asked like, he would,
[19:06] Speaker 2: he wanted to get to know me better.
[19:07] Speaker 1: And like, keep it on the DL, but he thought
[19:10] Speaker 1: I was really cute.
[19:10] Speaker 2: And I was like, the fact that she was willing
[19:14] Speaker 2: to open up to me and tell me this.
[19:16] Speaker 4: Yeah.
[19:17] Speaker 1: And she didn't keep it from me.
[19:18] Speaker 4: I know.
[19:20] Speaker 1: I was like, oh, yes.
[19:22] Speaker 2: Like, there are moments where I'm like, oh, she loves
[19:25] Speaker 2: her dad. And she is like, so about her dad
[19:29] Speaker 2: right now.
[19:29] Speaker 1: You love that he, that she loves him. Yeah. But
[19:32] Speaker 1: it's like Disneyland. Who the fuck doesn't want to go
[19:34] Speaker 1: to Disneyland? When she comes to you. I want to
[19:36] Speaker 1: go to Disneyland. Actually, no. There's home. It's stability. She
[19:42] Speaker 1: talks to you about the cute things, like a boy
[19:45] Speaker 1: likes me. You're her mom.
[19:47] Speaker 2: I know, but I love, so I was just saying that, like,
[19:49] Speaker 2: I love that moment. that I, it was just a
[19:51] Speaker 2: gentle reminder for me that I was like, Oh, we
[19:53] Speaker 2: still have that connection where she's willing to open up.
[19:55] Speaker 1: And that's all I want. I just want my kids.
[19:57] Speaker 2: To always be able to come to me, whether it's
[19:59] Speaker 2: boys or friendship or whatever it is. That's like my
[20:03] Speaker 2: main goal. Like just keep the channel of dialogue open.
[20:08] Speaker 2: Open always and be in the ear and sometimes not
[20:11] Speaker 2: even give them advice about what they're.
[20:13] Speaker 1: Asking or make a comment. Just listen. Because sometimes they
[20:17] Speaker 1: just need to get it out. Like in that moment,
[20:19] Speaker 1: that boy had just text her and she just needed
[20:21] Speaker 1: to tell someone.
[20:22] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[20:23] Speaker 1: So it was so cute. I was so, I was like, Oh,
[20:25] Speaker 1: you know what? That's a funky age though. I remember
[20:27] Speaker 1: when I went through that phase of life, like 12
[20:31] Speaker 1: to 14 and my mom, which is hard to imagine
[20:38] Speaker 1: because we're so close. But that little period of time,
[20:42] Speaker 1: she was so fucking annoying to me. I was like,
[20:44] Speaker 1: get out of my business. Don't talk to me about stuff.
[20:48] Speaker 1: I just want to be with my friends. I just
[20:49] Speaker 1: want to text this boy, like get out of my grill.
[20:52] Speaker 2: So they say that the biggest changes in child development
[20:58] Speaker 2: are from, I think, zero to three and from 11
[21:01] Speaker 2: to 14. And I saw that the other day. There's
[21:04] Speaker 2: this woman that I follow on Instagram who's been like
[21:07] Speaker 2: a saving grace whenever I feel like I'm losing my
[21:09] Speaker 2: shit with Riley or one of the kids. It's like,
[21:13] Speaker 2: I have to remember, they're going through so many changes.
[21:17] Speaker 1: And I'm like, okay, we got this. We got this.
[21:20] Speaker 1: Of course you do. But like 11 to 14, I'm
[21:22] Speaker 1: in it. She's going to be 13 in November. Yeah,
[21:24] Speaker 1: so like you're basically out of it almost. So she'll
[21:27] Speaker 1: be back in like her freshman year. Yeah.
[21:30] Speaker 2: She'll be back her freshman year. No, her sophomore year.
[21:32] Speaker 2: I heard they get really nice again their sophomore year.
[21:35] Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. I turned into an angel. Right? I, like,
[21:38] Speaker 1: was listening again. I realized, like, my mom knows best.
[21:42] Speaker 1: The girls that I was confiding in were actually bitches. Yeah.
[21:46] Speaker 1: You know, I'm like, my mom has never told my secrets. Like,
[21:48] Speaker 1: you hoes. You hoes are talking.
[21:51] Speaker 2: It's hard. It's a hard age. But other than that,
[21:55] Speaker 2: I think Riley is super... Excited to be back here
[21:58] Speaker 2: in LA going to school and she better get her
[22:02] Speaker 2: homework done.
[22:02] Speaker 1: That's all I have to say. Yeah. I asked Ocean,
[22:04] Speaker 1: do you like school? I know you love riding the bus,
[22:06] Speaker 1: but do you like school? And she goes, it's different.
[22:12] Speaker 1: And then the second day that I picked her up,
[22:13] Speaker 1: I said, are you liking school more? And she goes, mom,
[22:17] Speaker 1: I like it like this much more already. So Riley. Okay.
[22:23] Speaker 2: So I had a conversation with Riley and I didn't
[22:24] Speaker 2: tell you this last night when I talked to you
[22:26] Speaker 2: on the phone. I'm going to pick Riley up from
[22:28] Speaker 2: school today, but going forward, I'm dropping her off. She's
[22:32] Speaker 2: on the same bus as Ocean. So I can drop
[22:34] Speaker 2: her off.
[22:35] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[22:35] Speaker 1: But they get out at different times. I know, but
[22:39] Speaker 1: they wait for the upper school. Oh, they do.
[22:41] Speaker 2: Yes.
[22:42] Speaker 1: See, I wanted her to take the bus today. That's
[22:44] Speaker 1: why Ocean basically gets dropped off at the bus stop
[22:49] Speaker 1: an hour later than she gets out of school. So
[22:53] Speaker 1: what do they do for that hour? They play? They
[22:55] Speaker 1: have like play times? Yeah, probably.
[22:57] Speaker 2: Okay, I wonder if I can call the school today
[22:59] Speaker 2: and get Riley on the bus because the only reason
[23:01] Speaker 2: why she didn't want to take the bus home, she's like, well,
[23:04] Speaker 2: Ocean's not on the bus.
[23:05] Speaker 1: But tomorrow we should do pickup, figure it out later.
[23:10] Speaker 1: I got to pick up at the school because my
[23:11] Speaker 1: baby is starting gymnastics at a real gym and she
[23:16] Speaker 1: is so excited. Wow. She said, do they have a
[23:19] Speaker 1: balance beam, mom? So you're going to pick her up
[23:22] Speaker 1: straight from the school earlier? At the time she gets out.
[23:25] Speaker 1: Cause then I got a beat at her trial gymnastics thing.
[23:27] Speaker 1: Like my kid wants to go to the Olympics. She's
[23:30] Speaker 1: going to go.
[23:31] Speaker 2: I mean, if she has your personality, she's going to
[23:33] Speaker 2: the Olympics. She's going, we will be there front and center.
[23:39] Speaker 1: I love that.
[23:40] Speaker 2: I know.
[23:40] Speaker 1: I do too. Okay. I have a question for you.
[23:43] Speaker 1: So now that my kids are older there, I'm like,
[23:47] Speaker 1: I can't do anything. That's cool.
[23:48] Speaker 2: Like I have to literally, I'll be a mile away
[23:51] Speaker 2: from the school. And Riley will be like, will you
[23:53] Speaker 2: turn down the music? I'm like, Riley, we're not even
[23:56] Speaker 2: at the fucking school yet. We haven't even hit the turn.
[23:59] Speaker 1: She wants to do what? She wants to turn the
[24:01] Speaker 1: music down.
[24:01] Speaker 4: Oh, okay.
[24:02] Speaker 1: Like, she's so embarrassed. It is the craziest. I'm like,
[24:06] Speaker 1: we're not even close to the school.
[24:08] Speaker 2: I'm not going to write in silence for another five
[24:10] Speaker 2: minutes in fear of you being, quote, embarrassed, by the way.
[24:14] Speaker 2: So this question I'm going to ask you is like,
[24:18] Speaker 2: I'm already out of the woods and I don't even
[24:20] Speaker 2: have to worry about it, but how involved.
[24:22] Speaker 1: Do you actually want to be?
[24:24] Speaker 2: Do you see yourself being when it comes to, because
[24:28] Speaker 2: in kindergarten you, you can still be really involved as
[24:30] Speaker 2: a parent.
[24:31] Speaker 1: The school that they're at right now, you have to
[24:34] Speaker 1: be involved like weekly, like every day at the same,
[24:39] Speaker 1: like a job that you don't get paid for, which
[24:42] Speaker 1: is great. That's totally fine. But my schedule starts getting
[24:47] Speaker 1: very chaotic with just what I do for a living.
[24:52] Speaker 1: So I don't know that I could be there every
[24:57] Speaker 1: single week, you know? So I'll be as involved as
[25:01] Speaker 1: I can be. Let's sign up for like book fair
[25:03] Speaker 1: together or something. Something that's just a one-off. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[25:07] Speaker 1: Like the book fair once a year, we have to
[25:08] Speaker 1: show up. That's great.
[25:10] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[25:10] Speaker 1: But we should do that together. That's what's really fun
[25:12] Speaker 1: about them being at the same school.
[25:14] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[25:14] Speaker 1: Is that we can do shit together. Yeah. I know.
[25:17] Speaker 1: That would actually be hysterical. Oh, I have such a
[25:20] Speaker 1: funny story for you. Tell me. So transportation calls me
[25:25] Speaker 1: and they're like, Hey, just confirming the ocean's going to
[25:27] Speaker 1: be on the bus today. And I was like, yes,
[25:29] Speaker 1: she's like plan on her. And they go, okay. And
[25:32] Speaker 1: there's one more student, uh, Riley and she'll, she'll be
[25:36] Speaker 1: on the bus too. And I was like, yep, she'll
[25:38] Speaker 1: be on the bus. They are so confused. I was
[25:41] Speaker 1: so confused. Who's mom? And then I was like, I
[25:45] Speaker 1: just confirmed that Riley's on the bus and I actually
[25:47] Speaker 1: have no idea what her transportation is. So I'm like,
[25:53] Speaker 1: of course I'm not going to call him. So I
[25:54] Speaker 1: call you. I'm like, you may need to call to
[25:57] Speaker 1: let them know. I don't know.
[25:58] Speaker 2: They were very confused when I talked to them because
[26:00] Speaker 2: I was calling the transportation lady and I was like, okay,
[26:03] Speaker 2: where is Riley's bus stop? Cause I want her on
[26:06] Speaker 2: the same one as ocean so they could ride the
[26:07] Speaker 2: bus together. And, and she goes, well, actually the one
[26:12] Speaker 2: stop is like ridiculous. It's like an extra three grand
[26:16] Speaker 2: or something.
[26:17] Speaker 4: What?
[26:17] Speaker 3: Yes.
[26:18] Speaker 2: For the year for transportation. And I was like, no,
[26:20] Speaker 2: where's the free bus stop. And it was actually our
[26:23] Speaker 2: new bus stop.
[26:24] Speaker 1: The one I'm on.
[26:24] Speaker 4: Yes.
[26:25] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[26:26] Speaker 4: Free.
[26:27] Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm not paying an extra three grand for
[26:28] Speaker 1: my daughter to ride the bus.
[26:29] Speaker 2: So when I said I need her to be on
[26:32] Speaker 2: the same bus stop, bus as Ocean Kent and they're
[26:35] Speaker 2: like well who's Ocean Kent I said no Ocean is
[26:37] Speaker 2: Riley Emmett's half sister and they're like okay so are
[26:41] Speaker 2: you Ocean's mom I'm like no no no I'm not
[26:43] Speaker 2: the mom I'm like no Lala's the mom and then
[26:47] Speaker 2: she I think I confused her even more once I
[26:51] Speaker 2: started explaining I'm like I think I need to drive down.
[26:53] Speaker 1: The school and do a family tree like we need
[26:55] Speaker 1: a family tree.
[26:56] Speaker 4: For our family yeah we do the co-parents are here
[26:58] Speaker 4: Lala and Amber this guy like give or take Kids,
[27:05] Speaker 4: always in the same mix. Yeah.
[27:07] Speaker 1: Always on the same bus. So funny.
[27:09] Speaker 2: You know what?
[27:10] Speaker 1: We should just draw a square. Bala, Amber, Riley, Ocean.
[27:16] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[27:17] Speaker 1: Here's the family square. That's all you need to know.
[27:19] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[27:20] Speaker 1: Don't you think?
[27:22] Speaker 4: Totally.
[27:23] Speaker 1: I think so. Our square is consistent, and it's just easy.
[27:27] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[27:27] Speaker 1: It's not confusing, really. But also, what I told the
[27:31] Speaker 1: school is I'm like, But Riley's mom, who is not
[27:35] Speaker 1: Ocean's mom because I'm Ocean's mom. Riley's mom has permission
[27:40] Speaker 1: to get Ocean from school. Oh, good. Because I put
[27:42] Speaker 1: you down, too. Yeah. Oh, good. We have to. Yeah. OK, perfect.
[27:48] Speaker 2: Well, I'm glad we got that out of the way.
[28:00] Speaker 2: So I don't know if you heard about this.
[28:02] Speaker 1: I saw this on Instagram and it was posted and
[28:06] Speaker 1: labeled Oreo gate. So this is a school that I'm
[28:09] Speaker 1: unsure of like where it's located, but it's literally a
[28:12] Speaker 1: school group chat about Oreos. You're going to die about
[28:15] Speaker 1: what it says. Ooh. So one mom sent her kid
[28:20] Speaker 1: to school with Oreos in their lunchbox. Another little girl
[28:26] Speaker 1: comes home crying. Okay. So this, because she didn't get
[28:30] Speaker 1: Oreos in her lunch and they don't allow Oreos in
[28:33] Speaker 1: their household. So that mom calls the teacher and says,
[28:37] Speaker 1: you know, can we make note that like my child
[28:40] Speaker 1: comes home from school upset that kids are having Oreos.
[28:43] Speaker 1: The mom sends them again. The little girl who doesn't
[28:46] Speaker 1: get Oreos cries, goes home to her mom. The mom
[28:49] Speaker 1: calls the teacher again and was like, we got to
[28:50] Speaker 1: do something about the Oreos. So the teacher sends out
[28:53] Speaker 1: a group chat. Please do not pack Oreos in your
[28:56] Speaker 1: kid's lunch. So the one mom, In the group chat,
[29:00] Speaker 1: they're discussing the Oreos. Her name's Charlotte. She goes, I mean,
[29:04] Speaker 1: I sent the Oreos. Laughing, crying face. Michelle. Oh, okay.
[29:08] Speaker 1: Would you mind maybe not sending them again? Charlotte. Why? Laughing,
[29:12] Speaker 1: crying face. Michelle. Just because Ava was really upset about it,
[29:16] Speaker 1: and I think it would be easier if we're all consistent. Casey.
[29:20] Speaker 1: I don't really think we can control what everyone else packs, though. Michelle.
[29:24] Speaker 1: I'm not trying to control anyone. I'm just asking everyone
[29:27] Speaker 1: to be considerate. Charlotte. With respect, I'm not changing my
[29:30] Speaker 1: daughter's lunch because your daughter wants an Oreo.
[29:34] Speaker 3: The one mom was like, I really don't under, like,
[29:38] Speaker 3: we're not giving your kid.
[29:40] Speaker 1: Oreos we know that they're not allowed and she was
[29:42] Speaker 1: like i know but she gets upset and she's.
[29:43] Speaker 3: Like i'm not discussing oreos that is the weirdest thing
[29:48] Speaker 3: i would be like bitch you're crazy now i'm gonna
[29:50] Speaker 3: send my kid with two packs of oreos.
[29:52] Speaker 4: Yeah and i'm gonna make her give your kid one
[29:54] Speaker 4: because yeah by the way it's a fucking.
[29:56] Speaker 1: Oreo you're depriving your child of an.
[29:58] Speaker 3: Oreo by the way that's so weird during uh when
[30:02] Speaker 3: i was in school, my parents downstairs, we had like
[30:04] Speaker 3: this media room and there were these drawers and the
[30:07] Speaker 3: front had all of this candy.
[30:08] Speaker 1: So you could see which drawer had what in it.
[30:12] Speaker 1: And then you would see like a bunch of M & Ms.
[30:14] Speaker 1: You would open that drawer and there's like a bunch
[30:15] Speaker 1: of packs of M & Ms or whatever. So I
[30:18] Speaker 1: was like not deprived. I had a full like candy
[30:20] Speaker 1: bin at my house that was like, have at it
[30:24] Speaker 1: whenever you want. And I never really cared about it.
[30:26] Speaker 1: My friends who didn't get candy at their house. Oh,
[30:29] Speaker 1: we'd had nothing left when they would come. It's like,
[30:32] Speaker 1: I feel like if you just like give your kid
[30:34] Speaker 1: the option, like sure, have them. Yeah. Yeah. Well, they're Oreos.
[30:39] Speaker 1: And they are delicious.
[30:41] Speaker 2: You're not packing your kid like a bag of cocaine.
[30:46] Speaker 2: Which basically your brain doesn't know the difference, but I
[30:49] Speaker 2: would still be like, yeah.
[30:50] Speaker 1: Your brain doesn't know the difference between an Oreo and cocaine?
[30:52] Speaker 2: Well, if you're getting a dopamine hit every time you
[30:55] Speaker 2: have a, like when I have something that I love,
[30:57] Speaker 2: I imagine I'm like, oh, this is what it.
[30:59] Speaker 1: Would be like to do cocaine. Like that feeling of
[31:01] Speaker 1: just being able to be like, Wow, this is really
[31:04] Speaker 1: fucking good. Wow, it doesn't take much to get you
[31:06] Speaker 1: to hit the ceiling, does it? No, it doesn't. But
[31:08] Speaker 1: that's how much I love food. Here's the difference between
[31:12] Speaker 1: an Oreo and cocaine. One burns holes in your brain.
[31:15] Speaker 1: The other does not. Yeah, the other one just gives
[31:17] Speaker 1: you diabetes. And one of them you could dip in
[31:21] Speaker 1: milk and the other one you cannot. No, not at all.
[31:28] Speaker 1: But I was dead over that group chat. I'm... I'm
[31:31] Speaker 1: doing school lunch. And by the way, I want to
[31:33] Speaker 1: eat there at the school. Really? Have you seen the menu? No,
[31:37] Speaker 1: I haven't. Holy shit. I just showed up. I was like, oh,
[31:39] Speaker 1: this is your new school. Okay, bye. What does she
[31:41] Speaker 1: eat for lunch? Do you pack a lunch? No, I
[31:43] Speaker 1: don't know. Have you ordered her lunch? I also don't know. Amber,
[31:48] Speaker 1: what is Riley eating for lunch?
[31:50] Speaker 4: I don't know.
[31:50] Speaker 1: I don't know. I did ask her. Okay. Okay. I said,
[31:57] Speaker 1: do you want to go get snacks for school? And
[31:58] Speaker 1: she goes, no.
[31:59] Speaker 2: And I said, are you sure? I'll take you to
[32:00] Speaker 2: Trader Joe's or like wherever. She likes these like fake
[32:03] Speaker 2: talkies or whatever.
[32:04] Speaker 1: Okay.
[32:05] Speaker 2: And then- She didn't take anything. I said, where's your
[32:10] Speaker 2: snack bag? Okay, well, then she got upset because I
[32:12] Speaker 2: wanted to buy her a lunchbox. She's like, I'm not
[32:14] Speaker 2: doing a lunchbox. We don't do lunchboxes anymore. I said, well,
[32:16] Speaker 2: then what do you do? She goes, I do a
[32:17] Speaker 2: Lululemon bag. I'm like, that means I have to go
[32:19] Speaker 2: to a fucking Lululemon, buy something. For $ 500. So you
[32:23] Speaker 2: could just take the bag. I was like, maybe we
[32:25] Speaker 2: can just go ask for a bag at Lululemon. And
[32:28] Speaker 2: I didn't have any, obviously, because I don't have any
[32:30] Speaker 2: of my stuff here.
[32:31] Speaker 1: So then... I was like, well, just take something in
[32:34] Speaker 1: your backpack. She goes, no, I don't want to. So
[32:36] Speaker 1: I was like, you're literally taking no food to school.
[32:37] Speaker 1: And she goes, yeah. I go, okay, fine. Starve. They
[32:43] Speaker 1: get to an age, Lala, where you're just like, you
[32:45] Speaker 1: know what? Fuck it. They have to learn.
[32:48] Speaker 2: It's like if they forget their gym shoes or if
[32:50] Speaker 2: they forget their homework. Like, I'm not fucking driving to
[32:53] Speaker 2: the school. My mom didn't do that for me.
[32:55] Speaker 1: My mom did that. Someone did it.
[32:59] Speaker 3: Well.
[33:00] Speaker 1: My mom didn't. I was like, you know what? She's
[33:02] Speaker 1: got to learn her lesson. I just can't believe that
[33:05] Speaker 1: Riley's going to school. No food. No, there's this. She's eating.
[33:09] Speaker 1: There's this section. They have these credit cards that you
[33:13] Speaker 1: put money on to. These menus, you get on and
[33:16] Speaker 1: you pick it every day. I did like a couple
[33:19] Speaker 1: of weeks in advance. She's fed through this week. I
[33:22] Speaker 1: need to do it again. They have three different options.
[33:27] Speaker 1: An avocado, cucumber. Sushi roll. Oh, Riley loves that. Oh no,
[33:31] Speaker 1: she doesn't do avocado. We'll just make her do it. Yeah,
[33:34] Speaker 1: just a cucumber roll.
[33:35] Speaker 2: Okay.
[33:36] Speaker 1: They have like lo mein noodles with edamame. They have
[33:41] Speaker 1: blueberry lemon crisps. It sounds amazing. Grass fed beef bolognese.
[33:52] Speaker 1: You're joking. Do you know what I had? I swear
[33:54] Speaker 1: to God. Every day in middle school, I'll never forget.
[33:56] Speaker 2: I had a wrapped fucking chimichanga and a brownie.
[34:00] Speaker 1: That was my lunch. That was my lunch every day. Oh,
[34:04] Speaker 1: before there was like no nuts. Cause every school is
[34:07] Speaker 1: like nuts. You're not conscious.
[34:09] Speaker 4: Yeah.
[34:10] Speaker 1: I had PB and J for however many days out
[34:14] Speaker 1: of the year that we went to school. When I
[34:16] Speaker 1: was finished with school, I was like, I never want
[34:18] Speaker 1: to see a fucking PB and J ever again. But
[34:22] Speaker 1: now we're on the other side. I can't get enough
[34:24] Speaker 1: of the PB & Js. I'm so good. Oh, I
[34:26] Speaker 1: know she did have pizza the other day.
[34:27] Speaker 2: This is good for your control issues.
[34:31] Speaker 1: You know what she did?
[34:32] Speaker 2: She goes, I just asked the school if they can
[34:35] Speaker 2: give me a slice of pizza. And I said, well,
[34:37] Speaker 2: did they say you owe them money? She's like, no,
[34:40] Speaker 2: but I told them that I would pay them back.
[34:43] Speaker 1: So they probably just bill you. Because I was super
[34:46] Speaker 1: concerned when I did the school lunch thing. I was like,
[34:50] Speaker 1: I just want to make sure that my child has
[34:53] Speaker 1: lunch tomorrow. Like, can you look on your computer and
[34:56] Speaker 1: see if my order came through? Well, okay. They were like,
[34:58] Speaker 1: your kid's not going to go hungry.
[35:00] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[35:00] Speaker 1: We have a lot of different stuff. If the order
[35:04] Speaker 1: didn't come through, like no one's going to like not
[35:06] Speaker 1: feed your kid. That's a great thing about these private schools.
[35:09] Speaker 1: You have top-notch shit happening. Also, at public schools, they
[35:13] Speaker 1: also do free lunches.
[35:15] Speaker 2: Even the school in Montana, the kids that needed a
[35:20] Speaker 2: hot breakfast in the morning, you can go early, and
[35:22] Speaker 2: the state provides.
[35:24] Speaker 1: They have to. It's by law.
[35:25] Speaker 2: The state provides hot breakfast and stuff for kids that...
[35:28] Speaker 2: Don't have maybe a mom and dad who can wake
[35:30] Speaker 2: up and make them a breakfast. But I feel like
[35:33] Speaker 2: a lot of kids don't eat breakfast anyways. When they're little,
[35:35] Speaker 2: they do. But as they get older, they start not
[35:37] Speaker 2: wanting to eat.
[35:38] Speaker 1: Yeah, don't you remember taking tests? They'd be like, hey,
[35:41] Speaker 1: in the morning, you have to take those tests that
[35:43] Speaker 1: were for the state. Make sure you eat breakfast. It's
[35:47] Speaker 1: going to be all day. Bring a snack. We recommend berries.
[35:50] Speaker 1: They're good for the brain. And it was like, ugh. Yeah. Yeah.
[35:54] Speaker 1: And then you're taking the test. You're like, oh my God,
[35:56] Speaker 1: I'm so hungry. My stomach is eating itself. And so
[35:58] Speaker 1: that's when you start going, can I get the berries
[36:00] Speaker 1: out of my bag? Yeah. Or I'll go, just make
[36:03] Speaker 1: it go by faster.
[36:03] Speaker 2: I used to go A, A, A, B, B, B, C, C, C, C, A, B, A, B, A, C, C, A, B, D.
[36:08] Speaker 1: And then I was like, done. I can eat now.
[36:10] Speaker 1: I was not a great student. Me neither. You should
[36:14] Speaker 1: have seen me in math. It was really hard. It
[36:17] Speaker 1: was really fucking hard. And don't even ask me to
[36:20] Speaker 1: read a book and then take a test about it.
[36:21] Speaker 1: This was me.
[36:27] Speaker 3: Why are those eyes.
[36:33] Speaker 1: Stuck to the left? If we were in school together,
[36:36] Speaker 1: we would have been in so much trouble. Especially high
[36:40] Speaker 1: school because that, yeah. Oh, Oh yeah. Especially when I
[36:46] Speaker 1: got sexually active and could not keep my mind off
[36:48] Speaker 1: of like it's like.
[36:53] Speaker 2: I need to get to my boyfriend you're like when
[36:55] Speaker 2: does this fucking lecture end oh and forget it college
[36:59] Speaker 2: thank god i didn't go to college i would.
[37:00] Speaker 1: Thank god we didn't go to college.
[37:03] Speaker 2: That would have been what a waste of money for
[37:05] Speaker 2: my parents had i gone oh a hundred percent i
[37:08] Speaker 2: hated school all right so stay in school kids so
[37:12] Speaker 2: overall we feel good we feel good about being at
[37:15] Speaker 2: the school i love the school we gotta get you
[37:17] Speaker 2: back to montana so you can get situated You got
[37:20] Speaker 2: to get my stuff.
[37:21] Speaker 1: We need to get blinds up.
[37:23] Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
[37:23] Speaker 1: To do list.
[37:24] Speaker 4: Yep.
[37:25] Speaker 3: Yep.
[37:25] Speaker 2: Oh, a handyman.
[37:26] Speaker 1: Remind me. I need your handyman. Yeah.
[37:27] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[37:27] Speaker 1: We're going to have to text my mom. She's the
[37:29] Speaker 1: house manager. I don't really have his phone number. I
[37:32] Speaker 1: don't even think I've met him actually. Anyway, you guys,
[37:34] Speaker 1: thank you for listening to another episode of an unlikely affair.
[37:37] Speaker 1: We hope your kids are loving school to my mom
[37:41] Speaker 1: was who their first day of a real school. And
[37:44] Speaker 1: the first week I see you, I feel for you.
[37:47] Speaker 1: Happy almost weekend. Love you guys. Almost weekend. Thank God.
[37:50] Speaker 3: Bye.
[37:51] Speaker 2: Bye.

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