# "I went to Heaven and saw God dying"

An episode of [CreepsMcPasta Creepypasta Radio](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1492008134), 8 Mar 2024, 18 min.

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## Transcript

[0:01] As I drove home from work in the middle of the night, a crying
[0:06] woman covered in blood came running out of the forest. I saw her only
[0:12] milliseconds before she left the thick grove of trees on my right. Her eyes
[0:17] were wide and uncomprehending, her mouth open in a perpetual shriek. Her clothes
[0:22] taunted rags, but otherwise she was beautiful and young. I only saw the
[0:31] merest glimpse of her slender white leg before I instinctively turn the steering wheel all
[0:36] the way to the left, trying not to hit her. At the speed
[0:41] I was going, and with a constant rain falling down from the sky,
[0:46] I quickly lost control of the car. I missed her by mere inches as
[0:52] I swerved into the oncoming lane, where thankfully no cars were coming. In
[0:58] slow motion, I saw the road pass by and then start to rise up
[1:03] to meet me. As the car began to flip, I felt like I
[1:07] was in the air for minutes, but in reality it was likely only fractions
[1:12] of a second. Then the car landed the black pavement, rushing up to
[1:19] meet me, and my vision turned to blackness. I woke up suddenly in
[1:25] a white room. The walls seeming to be made of high intensity led lights.
[1:30] It was so bright and white that it almost heard to look at them.
[1:36] I squinted my eyes slightly, and they slowly began to adjust to the
[1:40] overwhelming white light surrounding me. I stood up and looked around, rising off
[1:46] a bed made of the same kind of light. Where am I? I
[1:52] asked? No one answered. I began to walk forward, and a building
[1:59] began to materialize around me. Suddenly, the white light all draining out of
[2:02] the room, like water running down a drain. I was in a castle,
[2:09] in the entryway, looking out massive black gated doors. I looked behind
[2:16] me and saw the bed was just a bench with flat pillows inscribed with roses
[2:22] and cherubs. The castle seemed to stretch forever in a straight line, hallways
[2:28] with endless mahogany doors, disappearing to a point in the horizon. No one
[2:34] moved in the rooms or hallways Outside. Birds chirped pleasantly, and a tropical,
[2:40] sweet smelling breeze blew past me. I turned my attention back to the
[2:46] front gate, deciding to go outside. As soon as I stepped outside the
[2:51] shade of the castle, a blazing sun warmed me. I instinctively put my
[2:57] arm above my eyes the dim the summer light. As my pupils constricted and
[3:02] I was able to see better, I realized that the light of her head
[3:07] was not coming from the sun, but many eyes looking down at me from
[3:13] the sky. They all sent out some light of their own, brighter than
[3:19] a full moon, but far dimmer than the actual sun. I could look
[3:23] up at them and see them moving, their pupils, dilating and constricting as
[3:29] each eye focused on something new. They stayed in constant motion, and there
[3:35] were thousands of them, covering the sky with white sclare, gray, purple
[3:39] and green irises, and constantly flicking pupils. As far as my eye could
[3:45] see, those are the eyes of God. A voice behind me said,
[3:53] I turned and saw a beautiful woman there, holding out her hands towards me,
[4:00] green eyes that shone like emeralds, and a sweet, melodic voice that
[4:04] instantly calmed me, you are in heaven. You did it, you beautiful
[4:12] child. She came over and put a hand on my cheek. It burned
[4:17] with a touch, sending waves of happiness through my body. As I looked
[4:23] closer, I realized she had on platinum armor and a scabbard with an obsidian
[4:30] sword handle sticking out of the top. Tiny diamonds and emeralds decorated both the
[4:35] scabbard and the handle. This isn't like I imagined heaven to be, I
[4:42] said, looking at the trees all around us. They were covered in silver
[4:47] and gold, rising up hundreds of feet in the sky. They stood like
[4:53] skyscrapers, swaying slightly to and fro as the tropical breeze blew the smell of
[4:59] fruit and oce through the air. At the top, I saw what looked
[5:03] like people moving around, flying, even but they were so high up I
[5:10] could barely make them out even when I squinted. Well, the truth is,
[5:16] she said, her smile widening from ear to ear, showing dozens of
[5:23] sharpened, blood soaked teeth, her voice deepening and turning into a hissing gurgle.
[5:30] God killed himself to make this world, in your world and everything in
[5:35] between. She brought her other hand up, and now the waves of pleasure
[5:42] I had felt were replaced with burning pain as she scratched me with huge talons
[5:47] that had suddenly exploded out of her fingers. Her skin began to blacken,
[5:54] with the eyes stayed green, expanding into circles of luminescent, very dissent light
[6:00] between folds of black rotted skin. Massive black wings unfolded behind her, squirming
[6:06] with millions of maggots that constantly fell to the ground, writhing as they tried
[6:13] to return home. The smell of the wings made me gag, reminding me
[6:17] of a combination of burning rubber and rotting roadkill. I screamed, clutching my
[6:27] cheek and feeling blood running down it in rivlets. I turned, running away
[6:31] from this monster as fast as I could. The eyes above me seemed to
[6:35] move faster, as if they had been agitated. At that moment, four
[6:41] people rushed down from the forest, waving swords and crossbows. They barely seemed
[6:46] to notice me, focusing entirely on the female shape shifter behind me. She
[6:51] hissed at them like a snake, sending her long forked tongue flicking out of
[6:57] her mouth and pulling her glowing sword from its scabbard with a battle cry that
[7:02] made my ears ring. She rushed forward, slicing off the head of the
[7:06] man in front of me. I saw it fly across the air in slow
[7:10] motion. The man's body falling to its knees. He still had a look
[7:15] of surprise in his eyes when his head landed a few feet to the left
[7:19] of his body and the tropical white sands of the ground. The others wasted
[7:25] no time, using the distraction with the front sword wilding man to attack a
[7:30] ferociously. One shot her in the neck with a crossbow, the bolt piercing
[7:35] through and reminding me ludicrously of the bolts on the neck of Frankenstein's monster.
[7:43] She screamed with rage and pain as another rushed her from the left, swinging
[7:46] a massive broadsword at a jaw. Time seemed to slow down as the sword
[7:51] connected, cutting through the skin of the monster easily. As it penetrated deeper,
[7:58] sickly green light began to shoot out of the wound, and by the
[8:03] time he had fully decapitated her, the light was so blinding. I could
[8:07] no longer look. We have to go, a woman screamed, pointing up
[8:13] to the tops of the massive trees. Looking up, I saw dozens of
[8:18] flying specks, looking like an agitated hornet's nest. As they regrouped and began
[8:22] to approach, I squinted my eyes. I realized they were more of the
[8:28] black skinned monstrosities coming to the aid of the one this group of humans had
[8:33] just killed. I doubted whether they would be able to help her, as
[8:39] one glance at her body showed me her head hung on only by the spine
[8:43] and the associated ligaments and flesh in the back of the neck. She didn't
[8:50] move any more, and the sickening green light had all evaporated. The maggots
[8:54] still swarmed, however, and voraciously began to move from the wings to the
[9:00] rest of the body. The woman grabbed my arm, forcing me to run
[9:05] it into the forest with her. The rest of the group was ahead of
[9:09] us. I heard the shrill battle cry of the flying monsters landing behind us,
[9:15] where the woods were growing thicker, and the constant sharp turns of the
[9:18] leading members of our group would make it harder to find us. After a
[9:24] couple of minutes of running, the shrieking and screaming, falling further and further
[9:30] behind us, the man in front stopped. Suddenly, he opened up a
[9:35] camouflage tunnel, pushing aside some with the silver leaves that covered the top of
[9:39] it. The rest of the group jumped down. Then the man gestured for
[9:43] me to jump down. The fall was only a few feet, and I
[9:48] realized there were torches burning in a cramped tunnel. I walked forward, hearing
[9:54] the man close the door and land just behind me, pushing me forward.
[10:01] We quickly came to a round room with a massive, long table down the
[10:05] middle of it. Dozens of swords, crossbows, daggers, and tridents covered
[10:11] it. All seemed to glow with their own soft silver light. At the
[10:16] nearest end, the table was cleared and chairs were set up around a steaming
[10:20] pot. A chubby man ladled out bowls of delicious smelling stew, smelling of
[10:26] mint, rosemary, potatoes and beef. He motioned for us to come sit
[10:31] down and eat. I hadn't realized it until then, but I was absolutely
[10:39] ravenous. They introduced themselves and we sat down to eat. They poured delicious
[10:46] smelling wines from crystal pictures, and I ate the beef stew and drank red
[10:50] wine as they told me everything. This is heaven, the chubby man said,
[11:00] sitting down on the bench across from me and pouring himself a glass of
[11:03] the wine. Or at least it used to be. This isn't heaven like
[11:09] most people think of it any more. Remember, I don't know all of
[11:13] this absolutely, but have heard most of it from the angels and the others
[11:18] who have been here a long time, so at least most of it is
[11:22] true. You mean that shape shifting monster, I began. He nodded.
[11:30] Those are the angels. They have become rabid and evil over the last few
[11:35] billion years. But I'm getting ahead of myself. Nearly fourteen billion years ago,
[11:43] God killed himself to create the universe. He cut himself open and let
[11:48] eternal amounts of mass, energy and consciousness pour out of his body, an
[11:54] action which became known to us as the Big Bang. All of this matter
[12:01] had nowhere to go within God's body, so it created our universe instead.
[12:07] Now God dying isn't like you or me dying. You understand. God dies
[12:13] very very slowly. It is like has been bleeding out this entire time.
[12:18] But now he is truly close to death in our universe's time line, maybe
[12:26] another thousand years at most, and he will be gone. Once he goes,
[12:31] the entire universe as we know it will go too. It'll instantly turn
[12:37] into blackness once the light of his consciousness no longer lights the stars and worlds
[12:41] of our universe. These angels here. They got an idea that if they
[12:46] fed the human souls in heaven to God's mouth, he would live slightly longer.
[12:52] And it seems to be working. Every time they feed him a few
[12:58] thousand souls, the heel slightly, but he is still dying. At most,
[13:05] they might delay the end by a few centuries, but even that seems
[13:09] doubtful. The man shook his face, his jaws shaking slightly. You can't
[13:18] really die in heaven. Even if you get your head cut off, it'll
[13:22] go back after a couple hours. But if they feed you to God's mouth,
[13:28] then you do, in essence die. Your consciousness is digested by God,
[13:35] and had is fed throughout his body, dissipating into the eternity within him.
[13:41] So where is God's mouth? I asked, And all the people in
[13:46] the room looked at each other, a sour expression on their faces. It
[13:52] is at the end of heaven, the chubby man said, his eyes downcast.
[13:58] It is a horrible thing to behold, trillions of gnashing teeth, endless
[14:03] insects infesting it and screaming in unison. Since his body began to fall apart,
[14:11] the insects of heaven have really begun to consume his flesh. I think
[14:16] it is driving God insane. A lot of the terrible things in our world
[14:20] might be arising from his insanity and dying, the wars, the mass killings,
[14:26] but that is just speculation. I don't know that for sure. At
[14:33] that moment, I heard a loud crash outside. Shouts and running from above
[14:39] us made everyone deathly silent. Then the hidden trap door leading down here was
[14:45] flung open, and angels began pouring down the opening, carrying glowing swords and
[14:50] crossbows. They instantly attacked dozens more coming from behind them. They slashed that
[14:58] the chef. He absurdly raised his wineglass in front of him, as if
[15:01] that would stop the sword flying down towards his skull, but instead he cleaved
[15:07] his face in two and he fell backwards. Within seconds, everyone except me
[15:13] was moaning, dead or dying on the ground. I instinctively picked up my
[15:18] wooden bowl, spilling stew all over myself on the floor. The angels began
[15:24] to pull the hagged up bodies of the others they had murdered out, then
[15:28] approached me. They're dead, black eyes, staring daggers at me as I
[15:35] backed against the dirt wall on the hidden shelter, just as they had surrounded
[15:41] me and one was raising his sword to cut me open. I began hearing
[15:46] sounds that didn't fit clear again, he's waking up. As the sword came
[15:56] down to my face, they suddenly opened my eyes my other eyes. Feeling
[16:03] the cold, damp pavement beneath my body. I looked around and saw myself
[16:10] surrounded by paramedics, a life style helicopter loudly descending one hundred feet further down
[16:15] the road, I saw the woman who had run out in front of my
[16:19] car in the back of an ambulance. I looked down and saw the wooden
[16:25] bowl in my hands, still cleaved into by a sword, remnants of herbs
[16:30] and source still clinging to the inside of it. Then I closed my eyes
[16:37] and fell back asleep. The doctors at the hospital told me I had been
[16:44] clinically dead for five minutes. Apparently the woman I had almost hit was the
[16:49] latest victim of a serial killer. She had escaped from him and ran blindly
[16:55] into the road out of mortal terror. I didn't blame her in the least
[17:02] and was simply glad I hadn't hit her. I still have the wooden bowl
[17:07] I brought back with me, and the slices of my cheek from that thing
[17:11] I encountered. Once I get out of here, I want to send the
[17:17] remnants of the bowl to a scientific institute to see what it is truly made
[17:22] out of. I have a feeling it is not a kind of wood anyone
[17:26] on earth has ever seen before the vision of heaven I had received was the
[17:33] most disturbing thing of the entire experience. It truly changed my life, and
[17:41] not for the better. I wasn't afraid of dying before, but I certainly
[17:48] am now.

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