# Prank 15 Oct 2026

An episode of [Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1481843603), 15 Oct 2026, 9:22.

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## Transcript

[0:01] Speaker 1: What you're doing. Here is another world famous prank call
[0:06] Speaker 1: from Darren Wackhead Simpson. Exclusive to KFM Mornings.
[0:11] Speaker 2: All right. Throwback Thursday today.
[0:13] Speaker 3: We are hitting the chat line, baby.
[0:15] Speaker 4: Is it you, Jennifer?
[0:19] Speaker 3: It's me, Jennifer. She's back. Still looking for love.
[0:24] Speaker 1: Jennifer.
[0:25] Speaker 3: Still looking. Oh, that's what I appreciate about Jen, hey?
[0:29] Speaker 3: She doesn't quit.
[0:30] Speaker 2: You know, she's got a very particular taste and a
[0:34] Speaker 2: very certain set of things that she likes. And that's
[0:39] Speaker 2: what it's all about, all right? So this is a
[0:42] Speaker 2: chat line that I call In the United States of America.
[0:45] Speaker 3: People from all around the world ring in.
[0:48] Speaker 2: 99.9% are all Americans, okay? And you can ring in
[0:53] Speaker 2: and you... talk about your preference. They put you, you
[0:56] Speaker 2: leave an advert. They put you in this little holding room.
[1:00] Speaker 2: People listen to your ads. Not paid for people to
[1:03] Speaker 2: be on the other side.
[1:04] Speaker 3: These are other people in your same situation. And you
[1:07] Speaker 3: connect and you have a chat.
[1:10] Speaker 4: All right.
[1:11] Speaker 2: But the chat always, they always want to go to
[1:14] Speaker 2: a certain place very quickly, which I never allow. And
[1:19] Speaker 2: I always see how far I can take these people
[1:22] Speaker 2: to do what I want them to do.
[1:24] Speaker 3: These men.
[1:25] Speaker 2: What Jennifer wants them to do.
[1:28] Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
[1:29] Speaker 3: Right.
[1:31] Speaker 2: And it's always, like I always think, nah, they're not
[1:35] Speaker 2: going to do this one.
[1:36] Speaker 3: And lo and behold, boom.
[1:39] Speaker 1: There they are.
[1:39] Speaker 2: Mm-hmm. The things the guys do for Jennifer.
[1:42] Speaker 4: Yes.
[1:43] Speaker 2: And then I slowly reveal towards the end that you're
[1:46] Speaker 2: not actually speaking to Jennifer.
[1:48] Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
[1:49] Speaker 3: You're speaking to a guy.
[1:50] Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
[1:51] Speaker 2: Okay. That's the chat line. Let's ring in to the
[1:55] Speaker 2: United States of America.
[1:58] Speaker 4: Welcome to the free chat line for men and women
[2:01] Speaker 4: of all lifestyles. In just a moment, you'll record a
[2:03] Speaker 4: message about yourself that you want all the other callers
[2:06] Speaker 4: to hear. Stand by to record your message. At the tone,
[2:10] Speaker 4: start speaking. When done, hit the pound key so I
[2:13] Speaker 4: can play it back to you for your approval.
[2:14] Speaker 1: Hi, guys. I'm super hot. My name is Jennifer. I'm blonde.
[2:21] Speaker 1: And I'm looking for hot guys to chat to. Hi, guys.
[2:28] Speaker 1: I'm super hot. My name is Jennifer.
[2:31] Speaker 4: I'm blonde.
[2:32] Speaker 1: And I'm looking for hot guys to chat to.
[2:36] Speaker 4: To confirm and continue, press 3.
[2:38] Speaker 1: Do I sound legit?
[2:39] Speaker 4: Your message is now being heard by the other callers.
[2:42] Speaker 4: When you hang up, it's erased. Excuse me, here's a
[2:46] Speaker 4: message from someone who wants to talk to you live, one-on-one.
[2:49] Speaker 3: Hey, Jennifer, this.
[2:50] Speaker 2: Is Antonio, baby.
[2:52] Speaker 1: You sound like a hot babe, too, for real. Come on,
[2:55] Speaker 1: let's talk. I guarantee you, you'll love.
[2:58] Speaker 3: Every minute of it.
[3:00] Speaker 4: To connect with this caller and wait for a connection,
[3:03] Speaker 4: and in the meantime, go ahead. You're connected. When done,
[3:07] Speaker 4: dial operator. Say hello.
[3:09] Speaker 1: Hello, Antonio? Yes, hi.
[3:12] Speaker 2: How are you?
[3:13] Speaker 1: Hi, it's Jennifer. Hi, Jennifer.
[3:16] Speaker 2: How are you?
[3:17] Speaker 1: I'm good. I'm good. Where are you? Maryland.
[3:21] Speaker 2: Where are you?
[3:22] Speaker 1: I'm in Long Island.
[3:24] Speaker 2: Okay, okay.
[3:26] Speaker 3: I was just there about a couple of weeks ago.
[3:28] Speaker 1: Okay, and what do you do? I'm a personal trainer. Wow,
[3:35] Speaker 1: a personal trainer. Yeah, you sound real sexy, too.
[3:40] Speaker 2: What would you like to do?
[3:43] Speaker 1: Well, you know, I'm secretary at the moment. I like construction.
[3:49] Speaker 1: It's a little bit weird, but I love construction.
[3:53] Speaker 4: Okay.
[3:54] Speaker 1: Yeah. You know what? I think it's all the power
[3:58] Speaker 1: tools that sound so powerful.
[4:00] Speaker 2: Okay.
[4:01] Speaker 1: I love the sound of power tools.
[4:05] Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
[4:06] Speaker 1: I like power tools. Can you, like, make a sound
[4:09] Speaker 1: of a drill? No.
[4:13] Speaker 4: Yeah, I can handle any power tool you can make.
[4:17] Speaker 1: Do me the sound of a drill, Antonio. You like that? Yeah.
[4:37] Speaker 1: Like that? Can you make any other power tool sound
[4:40] Speaker 1: effects like an angle grinder? Yeah, I can work it.
[4:44] Speaker 1: That's a jackhammer. You like that?
[4:46] Speaker 2: Like that?
[5:05] Speaker 1: Can you make the sound of like a nail gun?
[5:08] Speaker 2: Like that, please?
[5:09] Speaker 4: Train song? Yeah.
[5:11] Speaker 2: Yeah. Like that?
[5:37] Speaker 1: Like that, baby? Like that?
[5:56] Speaker 4: So, so, um, so look, let's just, uh, and just, uh,
[5:59] Speaker 4: find out.
[6:00] Speaker 1: So where, where, where are you again, Antonio?
[6:26] Speaker 2: In Marla.
[6:29] Speaker 1: In Marla. Okay. Marla. It sounds quite nice. Sounds quite
[6:37] Speaker 1: nice there. It is quite nice there.
[6:45] Speaker 3: How many brothers and sisters have you got, Antonio?
[6:47] Speaker 1: Three sisters. Four brothers.
[6:55] Speaker 2: Antonio.
[6:55] Speaker 3: And boom goes the dynamite. Sure, he did a lot, eh? Sure,
[7:05] Speaker 3: he put that building up quickly, eh?
[7:09] Speaker 1: You had to make your voice sound deeper there, Darren.
[7:11] Speaker 3: I don't think he was catching it at the beginning.
[7:13] Speaker 2: Well, yes, exactly right. Yes, I had to try and
[7:18] Speaker 2: go as low as I can go. Clearly wasn't obvious
[7:22] Speaker 2: the first time. But sure, I wonder if Baldur's has
[7:28] Speaker 2: that nail gun.
[7:31] Speaker 1: He was working on something there, hey?
[7:36] Speaker 3: Do you like that? That is the chat line.
[7:45] Speaker 2: It's Ugal with Alternate moving to the sun.
[7:49] Speaker 3: Baby, on KFM Mornings. That is your summer anthem right there.
[7:55] Speaker 4: Yes, please.
[7:56] Speaker 3: Yeah, so we got some messages here from the prank
[7:59] Speaker 3: this morning.
[8:00] Speaker 1: I'll never be desperate in life like this man. This
[8:05] Speaker 1: man is an idiot. This prank just sounds like you're
[8:09] Speaker 1: going through a car wash.
[8:13] Speaker 4: Oh, that truck is trying.
[8:18] Speaker 2: It's going up in first gear.
[8:19] Speaker 1: It's trying.
[8:20] Speaker 3: Struggling, yeah.
[8:21] Speaker 4: So now, is Jennifer just really good at flirting or
[8:24] Speaker 4: are men just really easy, Darren? Yeah.
[8:40] Speaker 3: What have you learned over the years?
[8:42] Speaker 2: Well, like I say, there's a bit of stuff that
[8:44] Speaker 2: I have to do and say before I get in there.
[8:48] Speaker 2: Sometimes I don't know who I am anymore.
[8:51] Speaker 4: So there's things we'll never get to hear left on
[8:53] Speaker 4: the cutting room floor.
[8:54] Speaker 3: That's right. But sure, the things you do for us, eh? Well,
[8:57] Speaker 3: you know what?
[9:00] Speaker 1: Yes.
[9:01] Speaker 3: Like the nurse said yesterday, Darren.
[9:04] Speaker 1: Keep up with the good work.
[9:06] Speaker 4: Don't stop.
[9:11] Speaker 3: Okay, it is 8.30. News and sports.
[9:14] Speaker 2: Here we go.
[9:16] Speaker 1: KFM Mornings with Darren, Sherlyn, Sibs and you.
[9:20] Speaker 3: Dermot Kennedy with Turnstile.

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