# Whackhead Prank: A water bill gone wrong

An episode of [Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1481843603), 5 Aug 2026, 18 min.

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In this hilarious prank call with Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson, he takes advantage of an incorrect water bill debacle. This prank call aired on 5 August 2026. Kickstart your morning with a dose of fun, laughter, and the best feel-good tunes on Kfm Mornings! Darren, Sherlin, and Sibs are here to shake up your day with the freshest breakfast show in town. Brace yourself for the thrilling R20k Pop Quiz with Suzuki, a trip down memory lane with the Vinyl Classic, Darren’s legendary pranks, and the wildest stories from What’s Happening at the Courthouse with Rameez. Whether you’re in it for the laughs, the music, or the big wins, this is the only way to wake up right! Thank you for listening. Catch the show live on Primedia+ weekdays from 6 am to 9 am (South African time) http://bit.ly/3SQOET9 Find more from the show, and all catch‑up podcasts on Primedia+ http://bit.ly/3SQOET9 Subscribe to the Kfm 94.5 newsletters to stay up to date https://bit.ly/4y19mjc Let’s keep the conversation going online: Kfm on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kfmza Kfm on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kfmza Kfm on X: https://x.com/KFMza Kfm on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Kfm945 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

## Transcript

[0:00] Speaker 1: Stop, stop what you're doing.
[0:02] Speaker 2: Here's another world famous crank car from Darren Wackhead, simthing
[0:08] Speaker 2: ex exclusive to k f M Mornings.
[0:11] Speaker 3: Okay, here we go. We are going to the bluff
[0:14] Speaker 3: in Durban. That's where Ilabella enters the conversation. Alabella. Ilabella
[0:23] Speaker 3: sends me an email. That's that's her name.
[0:25] Speaker 1: Oh wow, what a beautiful name.
[0:27] Speaker 4: It sounds like like an animated character.
[0:30] Speaker 3: Yeah, half a naded Solabella says, my boyfriend has got
[0:39] Speaker 3: this water ball with the Eegueni municipality. So he lives
[0:45] Speaker 3: on the bluff in Durban and he's got a this
[0:50] Speaker 3: is where the first book starts. He's got a pawn brokerage.
[0:55] Speaker 1: What second hand? He a double.
[1:02] Speaker 4: We had to clarify, guys.
[1:05] Speaker 3: Well, you're right, it's a bit ambiguous. The term, isn't
[1:08] Speaker 3: it p A w n born brokers?
[1:12] Speaker 1: Okay?
[1:13] Speaker 3: So, and then with his house there's a thirty thousand
[1:17] Speaker 3: rand water ball that he can't get sorted. There was
[1:20] Speaker 3: obviously there was a burst parpe and what what what?
[1:23] Speaker 1: So who's to blame? What side of the property is
[1:25] Speaker 1: it on?
[1:25] Speaker 3: So it's been a bit of a thing with the
[1:26] Speaker 3: aig Stressful municipality. So I'm going to go into that.
[1:31] Speaker 3: But the one thing that she didn't tell me, So
[1:34] Speaker 3: when she sent me the email, which was all of
[1:37] Speaker 3: four weeks ago, she said, my boyfriend Mark Bernini, Ellabella
[1:45] Speaker 3: and Mark Bernini. So she said, my boyfriend stop it. Yeah,
[1:50] Speaker 3: I love it. No, I did a Facebook I did
[1:53] Speaker 3: a Facebook.
[1:54] Speaker 1: Deep dive and all that, Kim Possible and Pepper. Yeah,
[1:57] Speaker 1: and let me.
[1:58] Speaker 3: Tell you the first Makini b O I n R
[2:02] Speaker 3: that comes up on Google, it's not him.
[2:06] Speaker 1: It's a very bad story about it in the UK.
[2:08] Speaker 1: That's not him. This is Mark Bernini Urban. Okay.
[2:12] Speaker 3: So so she doesn't tell me that they have since
[2:16] Speaker 3: broken up. Shame like when I'm phoning, got your Mia,
[2:20] Speaker 3: got your email, You're gonna we're gonna do this on
[2:22] Speaker 3: mak Yeah, yeah, yeah, great, she didn't tell me that
[2:24] Speaker 3: they had broken up.
[2:25] Speaker 1: Sure, what can happen in four weeks?
[2:27] Speaker 3: Then? Yes, And it's important that you know that because
[2:29] Speaker 3: you'll see how the story unfolds. And then it's it's
[2:32] Speaker 3: important that you know that she also blocked him.
[2:37] Speaker 1: And did not disclose this.
[2:38] Speaker 5: To me.
[2:41] Speaker 4: Before you stepped into the fire with the Bellerini.
[2:47] Speaker 1: It sounds like one of those brain rods. Yes, schill Camperini.
[2:57] Speaker 3: Maybe this is brain rot actually, Okay, what level that
[3:01] Speaker 3: we had lucked here about? So you got all those details.
[3:05] Speaker 3: Let me go in and and and stay with me
[3:08] Speaker 3: right to the end.
[3:09] Speaker 1: No, we're investing, okay, right right.
[3:11] Speaker 3: Right to the end, because the after is the prank
[3:16] Speaker 3: reveal is longer than the actual prank.
[3:19] Speaker 4: Okay, and because there's lots to unpacks.
[3:22] Speaker 3: And the prank is a fair chunk as well.
[3:25] Speaker 1: So here we go, Here we go. I will keep
[3:28] Speaker 1: you in the loop.
[3:28] Speaker 3: Don't make any contact with him. Hello, I'm looking for
[3:40] Speaker 3: mister Bonini, please, So I'm calling you from municipality. I'm
[3:47] Speaker 3: finding about what's the bluff road the water bill? So
[3:51] Speaker 3: it's still outstanding by quite a sum of money.
[3:55] Speaker 2: But I don't understand that because the things are full amount.
[4:00] Speaker 1: When did you pay, sir?
[4:02] Speaker 2: But or four weeks ago and it was fifty thousand
[4:06] Speaker 2: men and then then it went back to normal, and
[4:10] Speaker 2: I fight I fight it no, but I fy uh
[4:15] Speaker 2: any of the services, sir.
[4:20] Speaker 3: To be honest, you don't sound too sure about the
[4:22] Speaker 3: facts here, Okay, what would you.
[4:24] Speaker 6: Like from you?
[4:25] Speaker 5: Sir?
[4:25] Speaker 2: You get the preef for you and send it to
[4:27] Speaker 2: your fight, send your WhatsApp and I can do that
[4:29] Speaker 2: for you quickly.
[4:30] Speaker 3: So to be honest, the bill now is sitting at
[4:32] Speaker 3: thirty four thousands.
[4:35] Speaker 2: Come then tell me what you need. I'll send you
[4:37] Speaker 2: the information that you need.
[4:39] Speaker 5: Sir.
[4:40] Speaker 6: What is your email?
[4:41] Speaker 2: And Jason, I'll send you the preef of payments. I mean,
[4:43] Speaker 2: what don't you understand?
[4:45] Speaker 3: What I need is what you need is a payment, sir.
[4:50] Speaker 3: That's what I need.
[4:51] Speaker 2: What must be made, sir, That's what I'm telling you.
[4:53] Speaker 2: I want to show you the proof. Okay, send me
[4:57] Speaker 2: an email, buddy. Where can I send it to you?
[5:00] Speaker 2: To prove it to you?
[5:01] Speaker 1: So what I'm telling you is it's now for August.
[5:08] Speaker 2: But.
[5:11] Speaker 1: I've got to go tomorrow.
[5:13] Speaker 3: We come and we cut the water set because you
[5:16] Speaker 3: have failed to make it.
[5:18] Speaker 1: And this is wasting water.
[5:21] Speaker 3: Who has a bill of this amount and doesn't pay?
[5:25] Speaker 1: Are you selling water? What are you doing?
[5:27] Speaker 2: I whatever? Sure, the thing is that the bull happened
[5:31] Speaker 2: in March. That is when the riccup happened. Somebody must
[5:34] Speaker 2: have lifted chep on. Then after that whole rector fond
[5:38] Speaker 2: and I paid the ball.
[5:40] Speaker 1: Sure is your email address?
[5:44] Speaker 2: Person?
[5:46] Speaker 6: Our approve.
[5:47] Speaker 3: It is your email address, Mark Bornini at RB pawn
[5:55] Speaker 3: Broker's Markets dot com.
[6:00] Speaker 1: So you in the porn industry, you expect me to
[6:03] Speaker 1: trust you.
[6:06] Speaker 6: You know you're just fighting the US.
[6:09] Speaker 1: No wait, we'll cut your water. Don't think you can.
[6:17] Speaker 7: Why are you finding me? Are the number the things
[6:21] Speaker 7: if you need to need the number? The numbers you
[6:23] Speaker 7: find to get the information? Is this holy one to
[6:27] Speaker 7: double one?
[6:28] Speaker 4: Two?
[6:29] Speaker 5: What? Thank you?
[6:30] Speaker 1: What numbers?
[6:30] Speaker 3: This?
[6:31] Speaker 1: What numbers this?
[6:33] Speaker 2: That's the number you need to to get the information.
[6:36] Speaker 5: That you need.
[6:38] Speaker 3: Man, hold on, listen, I'm finishing work at five o'clock today.
[6:42] Speaker 3: At five o'clock, I decide where I'm going to cut
[6:44] Speaker 3: your water.
[6:46] Speaker 6: But why do you.
[6:49] Speaker 1: Know number?
[6:50] Speaker 5: Why? No number?
[6:52] Speaker 3: I'm calling from Eteguay Municipality switchboard. Porn start listen to me?
[7:03] Speaker 2: Where can I say you?
[7:05] Speaker 1: Can you listen to me? Can you listen to me? Listen, poster,
[7:11] Speaker 1: I'm giving you the Numbersippe listen.
[7:15] Speaker 3: Hello, I'll just told you listen.
[7:20] Speaker 6: Don't find me again. I want to listen to you.
[7:22] Speaker 1: Pornster, Hey, pornster, listen to me. Listen to me, porn
[7:26] Speaker 1: star man. Hello, Hello, sir, it's me again.
[7:32] Speaker 6: Final okay, finally speaks in a tsha. Okay, she got
[7:36] Speaker 6: all the information you need and that's it.
[7:38] Speaker 3: Why are you making me do your work for you?
[7:41] Speaker 3: I'm not doing your work you're.
[7:43] Speaker 6: Doing You're not doing my work for me.
[7:45] Speaker 1: Listen your man, I don't take commands from you.
[7:52] Speaker 6: Every what's wrong with you?
[7:53] Speaker 1: Man?
[7:54] Speaker 6: Hey, don't just talk to me like that?
[7:58] Speaker 5: Bro?
[7:58] Speaker 6: Listen, you speak nice when it talk.
[8:00] Speaker 4: I pay your salary, said, because I played by my
[8:03] Speaker 4: text says, so you talk to me nice.
[8:06] Speaker 6: I don't talk to me send an email?
[8:09] Speaker 1: Okay, oh me, listen, I.
[8:11] Speaker 6: Don't know what I'm not listening.
[8:13] Speaker 1: No more. So are you? Are you? Are you a
[8:16] Speaker 1: porn star?
[8:18] Speaker 6: Listen here? What jesus are you a porn star?
[8:23] Speaker 1: It says you you got the porn brokers?
[8:25] Speaker 6: Yeah, so what does that have to do anything?
[8:28] Speaker 1: Because you talk like you're swinging eight inches that's why.
[8:32] Speaker 6: Oh no, no, definitely not my friend.
[8:34] Speaker 5: I've got an old man of the cheeser.
[8:36] Speaker 6: So no, I'm not a porn star. Okay, please bro, no,
[8:41] Speaker 6: please lid in your life.
[8:43] Speaker 1: I want to help you.
[8:44] Speaker 3: No, I don't your job, okay, I don't want to
[8:47] Speaker 3: have to send the team.
[8:50] Speaker 1: Mark yeah, jesus, it's Simpson.
[8:56] Speaker 5: Brother.
[8:58] Speaker 4: You're jogging and then I flog you by the Then
[9:08] Speaker 4: I tell you you said you working?
[9:12] Speaker 5: Simpsons? Are you to know? Bro?
[9:15] Speaker 1: It's work? Simpson?
[9:16] Speaker 5: Lah? Mom working something? Find me? What hel Are you serious? Brother?
[9:25] Speaker 1: I'm serious? Porn starts me? Bro?
[9:29] Speaker 5: Who told you to phone me?
[9:31] Speaker 1: Bro Ilabella?
[9:35] Speaker 5: What shapes me? Oh no, I don't know, I think
[9:41] Speaker 5: so why mom?
[9:44] Speaker 1: W let's find Illabella?
[9:52] Speaker 5: Okay, fine, I came fine his phone.
[9:56] Speaker 6: Work it Simpson?
[10:02] Speaker 8: Hello, I'm sen wait wacked.
[10:09] Speaker 6: Yeah, you're drinking.
[10:19] Speaker 5: I work something? By today work I was saying.
[10:28] Speaker 4: I'm saying to I'm saying I've got my priend of
[10:31] Speaker 4: mine in the corner. I'm like, what the person about
[10:34] Speaker 4: a fight?
[10:35] Speaker 5: You know? I don't want me do?
[10:37] Speaker 4: I want to take my details and get fine at
[10:39] Speaker 4: the information? Like, why must I do your work for you?
[10:41] Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, mad.
[10:47] Speaker 5: Working? Okay?
[10:49] Speaker 1: I told me?
[10:49] Speaker 5: What's what?
[10:50] Speaker 1: Stay to tell me? What is a play your girlfriend?
[10:55] Speaker 1: Or what's the story?
[10:56] Speaker 5: Okay, let's sen Brittie. Now, joh, get on the line.
[11:01] Speaker 5: I want to talk.
[11:02] Speaker 1: Oh wow, let me get on the phone.
[11:05] Speaker 5: Yeah, come coming.
[11:14] Speaker 1: Connecting another?
[11:16] Speaker 3: Yeah, hold on, let me call her, Yeah, hold on,
[11:20] Speaker 3: and she went on to mackol already.
[11:25] Speaker 1: Have you had to add a bit of a barnie?
[11:28] Speaker 5: No? No, no, you trying to frank me? Oh no no,
[11:31] Speaker 5: maybe she wants to make up?
[11:33] Speaker 1: Are you too? Like over?
[11:36] Speaker 5: Okay, listen, man, what are you on? Over? Man? Creation
[11:40] Speaker 5: to get her on the line. I'm not someone start
[11:43] Speaker 5: training again?
[11:45] Speaker 1: Come on, give me, hold hold on, let me. I'm
[11:51] Speaker 1: just yeah, I got a number, I got a number
[11:54] Speaker 1: or whatever? Mann? No, got it? All right? Ella? Hello, Ella,
[12:06] Speaker 1: guess who I got on the line? Yea, yes, I
[12:10] Speaker 1: got my.
[12:12] Speaker 5: Wrecked motorn star. Joking? Are you singing? Did you fight records?
[12:24] Speaker 6: Oh?
[12:28] Speaker 5: I can't winch your guys. He's just gonna loving.
[12:36] Speaker 6: What do you think that for something?
[12:38] Speaker 5: It was?
[12:39] Speaker 6: I wrote him a while ago.
[12:40] Speaker 1: I forgot about it.
[12:42] Speaker 6: I know you're a fan of Darren, so yeah, I
[12:45] Speaker 6: thought it would be nice.
[12:47] Speaker 4: Frank, I'm joking on you. I want to come and
[12:56] Speaker 4: see you.
[12:58] Speaker 3: Well, listen, I'm in Cape town. I get on you
[13:03] Speaker 3: keep find me Ela. You are also I'm I'm originally
[13:09] Speaker 3: a Durbon boy.
[13:11] Speaker 6: It's a big safe to be.
[13:13] Speaker 4: Can you listen? Stopping me on my girlfriend just stopping
[13:25] Speaker 4: un blocked me.
[13:26] Speaker 3: Ella, Allabella, what are you wearing?
[13:35] Speaker 5: No?
[13:36] Speaker 1: Do you want to move to Cape Town? Ella? I
[13:38] Speaker 1: can get you out of the bluff.
[13:43] Speaker 4: Oh you ticket, You're cheeky. Listen, I can't believe it.
[13:52] Speaker 4: If they don't block your I can. And I give
[13:55] Speaker 4: you a little piece of my mom about this man.
[13:59] Speaker 2: Thanks face.
[14:01] Speaker 5: Anyway, I don't believe that she needs.
[14:04] Speaker 2: Yeah, the one you were laughing to.
[14:08] Speaker 5: No kidding me?
[14:19] Speaker 3: Bro?
[14:20] Speaker 1: Is he always likes is he always like this?
[14:26] Speaker 5: Really?
[14:26] Speaker 3: You know?
[14:28] Speaker 5: I enjoyed my life.
[14:31] Speaker 3: So you haven't had some durban poison or clapped a
[14:34] Speaker 3: few brandies?
[14:35] Speaker 8: This is you? Yeah, it's okay, thank you, Bro.
[14:49] Speaker 1: Thanks Ella, I'm blocking.
[14:53] Speaker 6: I'm going to now.
[14:57] Speaker 1: She blocked you, right.
[15:01] Speaker 5: Let's just got away from her.
[15:06] Speaker 1: So this is a little relationship fix up here.
[15:10] Speaker 6: I love it.
[15:15] Speaker 1: A little.
[15:16] Speaker 3: Well, I'm glad to be the one that that that
[15:19] Speaker 3: fixed it.
[15:22] Speaker 5: So okay, all right, Mary.
[15:30] Speaker 6: Love.
[15:39] Speaker 3: I'm sure that sounds a bit different to the original. Well,
[15:42] Speaker 3: that's actually a brand new version. Remember Clay Aiken adults
[15:45] Speaker 3: to Wow.
[15:48] Speaker 1: Studdard.
[15:49] Speaker 3: Yes, he's come out of the woodwork and he's done
[15:52] Speaker 3: a remake of Kurrier.
[15:54] Speaker 1: Welcome back Clay, Yeah, I like it. I really loved
[15:57] Speaker 1: his voice even back then.
[15:58] Speaker 3: Yeah, he was amazing still is okay, So we got
[16:03] Speaker 3: quite a ton of messages.
[16:04] Speaker 8: Yeah, people are so unserious, Darren, thanks so much fun.
[16:11] Speaker 3: So unserious you see, because I'll tell you what. Cape
[16:15] Speaker 3: Town always had the beauty. Yes, Joeberg always had the money, Durban.
[16:22] Speaker 3: We didn't really have any acclaim to anything. We just
[16:27] Speaker 3: got on with it and we loved laugh and we
[16:30] Speaker 3: enjoyed laughing. Where he comes from in the Bluff, such
[16:33] Speaker 3: a beautiful part of them, and Art Matthews is from
[16:37] Speaker 3: the Bluff, just ginger.
[16:39] Speaker 1: That's how they are. They are good vibes, only love
[16:44] Speaker 1: it and so.
[16:46] Speaker 3: So chilled, so relaxed, like yeah, anything's good man. I
[16:52] Speaker 3: remember phoning Art Matthews once he was on tour a
[16:55] Speaker 3: phone from the airport. I said, listen, you're guitar. This
[16:57] Speaker 3: is guitar that he had a name for, marcra Listen,
[17:01] Speaker 3: guitar broken in luggage.
[17:04] Speaker 1: Hold is that.
[17:07] Speaker 5: Brew?
[17:07] Speaker 1: That's okay, it's slugging another one. It's fun.
[17:11] Speaker 5: Oh this is you trying to prank him?
[17:12] Speaker 3: Yeah it didn't work. That is the bluff. No reaction,
[17:16] Speaker 3: just that is Mark.
[17:18] Speaker 1: I'm from Durbin, Darin, and that's definitely Durbin Poison. That
[17:22] Speaker 1: is definitely Debin Poison.
[17:24] Speaker 5: Wow, guy, what I pregment? That guns sounds like.
[17:32] Speaker 1: You're Darren water Legen. That is my kind of pride.
[17:36] Speaker 5: Hey, Mark unavailable?
[17:38] Speaker 1: If Ella isn't give me some of that combine? Is
[17:50] Speaker 1: that him?
[17:50] Speaker 4: Or was he on the the Electric Literacy?
[17:54] Speaker 3: No?
[17:55] Speaker 1: No, no, I don't think so that's that's him.
[17:57] Speaker 3: I don't think the anti mind.
[17:59] Speaker 1: She's like, I don't have whatever he's about.
[18:03] Speaker 3: So some ladies are thirsty, Mark, So if Ella doesn't,
[18:06] Speaker 3: if Ella blocks you again.
[18:08] Speaker 8: He sounds very in love with Ella, but at least
[18:11] Speaker 8: not he's not ready to move on.
[18:13] Speaker 2: I think she might.
[18:14] Speaker 1: She might be, as I think that chapter is close.
[18:17] Speaker 3: Therefore them Mark, you are gentle of twenty twenty six
[18:20] Speaker 3: So far, my friends, you were amazing

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