# Whackhead Prank: Mistaken debt collection

An episode of [Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1481843603), 6 Aug 2026, 10 min.

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In this hilarious prank call, Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson delivers a masterclass from a debt collection agency. This prank call aired on 6 August 2026. Kickstart your morning with a dose of fun, laughter, and the best feel-good tunes on Kfm Mornings! Darren, Sherlin, and Sibs are here to shake up your day with the freshest breakfast show in town. Brace yourself for the thrilling R20k Pop Quiz with Suzuki, a trip down memory lane with the Vinyl Classic, Darren’s legendary pranks, and the wildest stories from What’s Happening at the Courthouse with Rameez. Whether you’re in it for the laughs, the music, or the big wins, this is the only way to wake up right! Thank you for listening. Catch the show live on Primedia+ weekdays from 6 am to 9 am (South African time) http://bit.ly/3SQOET9 Find more from the show, and all catch‑up podcasts on Primedia+ http://bit.ly/3SQOET9 Subscribe to the Kfm 94.5 newsletters to stay up to date https://bit.ly/4y19mjc Let’s keep the conversation going online: Kfm on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kfmza Kfm on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kfmza Kfm on X: https://x.com/KFMza Kfm on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Kfm945 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

## Transcript

[0:00] Speaker 1: Stop, stop what you're doing. Here's another world famous crank
[0:05] Speaker 1: call from Darren Wackhead simthing exclusive to KFM Mornings. I'm
[0:11] Speaker 1: already seeing requests from s J Karens. There's a few.
[0:17] Speaker 1: Please can you play the prank of yesterday, Mark from
[0:21] Speaker 1: the Bluff or maybe next week? Mark was a hit
[0:27] Speaker 1: your absolute hit Listen. I'm gonna get an update. I'm
[0:30] Speaker 1: giving it a few days to find out if because
[0:33] Speaker 1: as much as it was a prank, it was also
[0:37] Speaker 1: unintentionally bringing a relationship back together. So I will just
[0:44] Speaker 1: give it a few days and find out if that
[0:47] Speaker 1: relationship does get back. I'm giving him like three days too,
[0:50] Speaker 1: because it was very clear he was key. Oh absolutely,
[0:54] Speaker 1: but I think she's moved on from him. When someone
[0:58] Speaker 1: gets blocked, yeah then yeah, yeah, that's locked in the
[1:03] Speaker 1: It was pretty clear to SIMS and I yesterday. But
[1:06] Speaker 1: you are still I think you know you're still in it.
[1:10] Speaker 1: Getting blocked is one thing by an ex, but when
[1:13] Speaker 1: they've totally deleted all your pictures off of Instagram with
[1:19] Speaker 1: the X, then you know it's over locked in. God, yeah,
[1:23] Speaker 1: I think it just blocked. Can still save it? You
[1:27] Speaker 1: you were the span and the works there because now
[1:31] Speaker 1: the prank brought them back to THEA and he was
[1:35] Speaker 1: so happy. He was like, shut up whacking, put my
[1:38] Speaker 1: goal on the phone, put us through. It's the only
[1:42] Speaker 1: way that he was able to talk to exactly. But
[1:47] Speaker 1: you're right because the leading the social media is a
[1:50] Speaker 1: public declaration as well. Yeah, yeah, so let's move on
[1:56] Speaker 1: to today. You know, there's so many of these mistaken
[2:00] Speaker 1: identities where you get you're getting hassled from some debt
[2:05] Speaker 1: collection agency, some company you haven't paid, there's an outstanding
[2:09] Speaker 1: bill and you're like, but dude, it's not me. You
[2:11] Speaker 1: got the wrong person. There's so many of these things around,
[2:15] Speaker 1: all right, So this involves a whole office that has
[2:19] Speaker 1: to sit and listen to mister Noo who is continually
[2:26] Speaker 1: fielding calls, and he has to explain, but I'm not
[2:32] Speaker 1: mister governor, it's not me. I'm mister you want mister governor,
[2:38] Speaker 1: it's not me. And it's a small bill from the
[2:41] Speaker 1: Lancet lab probably just one in spating, one little test.
[2:48] Speaker 1: You know, I'm still getting mister Amnths's TV bull It's
[2:52] Speaker 1: been us now six so I think I took over
[2:55] Speaker 1: mister Hamns's phone number.
[2:56] Speaker 2: He now owes eight thousand, one hundred and ten rand.
[3:02] Speaker 3: Please, mister Hayman's contact the TV license department and pay
[3:07] Speaker 3: your bill.
[3:10] Speaker 1: I'll still get missus Morocco herbal hers. But she's I'm
[3:19] Speaker 1: following all our spending. Sheees, she's going everywhere, multiple places,
[3:26] Speaker 1: living nice, shopping, shopping, shopping. Yeah, big goals. Okay, So
[3:30] Speaker 1: let let's deal with this one now, and let's see
[3:33] Speaker 1: how he handles yet another call. And I've purposely made
[3:37] Speaker 1: this call while he's at work, so the whole office
[3:40] Speaker 1: can hear in the background, listen to their joy. Oh
[3:44] Speaker 1: that gay hi, I'm calling you from the Lancet labah
[3:51] Speaker 1: finding out about the outstanding amount.
[3:54] Speaker 3: Of what.
[3:56] Speaker 1: Fifty rand seventeen? Let's yeh?
[4:00] Speaker 2: Why don't you phone me in connection to say sorry?
[4:02] Speaker 2: So we made a mistake.
[4:04] Speaker 1: This is not for you, what mus I apologize? It's
[4:08] Speaker 1: you that owes us money.
[4:10] Speaker 3: Because I'm not a second person. You should bowl the
[4:13] Speaker 3: account to who's the name on that invoice?
[4:17] Speaker 1: To governor?
[4:20] Speaker 3: Am I I'm telling you I'm not mister.
[4:27] Speaker 2: My name is?
[4:28] Speaker 1: Who's to say that you aren't some form of impostor
[4:32] Speaker 1: putting on an Afrikaans accent and saying you aren't the guard.
[4:36] Speaker 2: Listen, that's crazy to me.
[4:38] Speaker 1: Give me your name, it's Ben Forsyth. How do you
[4:43] Speaker 1: spell there? If O, r if O R no if
[4:47] Speaker 1: if if if if are if for failed to make
[4:52] Speaker 1: a payment. Oh for obviously I'm lying to you, mister Forsyth.
[4:58] Speaker 1: R for My name is s for Skellums with the
[5:03] Speaker 1: name governor sometimes nahl. Why why for why haven't you
[5:09] Speaker 1: made the payment?
[5:11] Speaker 3: Yes?
[5:11] Speaker 1: T yeah for today would be good and h for
[5:17] Speaker 1: how long are we going to wait?
[5:20] Speaker 3: Okay, we can resolve this face to face. And if
[5:23] Speaker 3: I'm not mister governor, then you're gonna put excuse in
[5:28] Speaker 3: a newspaper.
[5:30] Speaker 1: It's only fifty ran, for goodness sake, it's only fifty RN.
[5:34] Speaker 3: But I pay fifty ran for some punk. But you
[5:37] Speaker 3: it seems like I don't get through to your fixed
[5:40] Speaker 3: skull that I'm.
[5:41] Speaker 1: Not that person who is mister governor.
[5:44] Speaker 3: Then I don't know you're supposed to know.
[5:47] Speaker 1: You seem like somebody that's putting on an accent here.
[5:51] Speaker 2: I'm not putting on an accent.
[5:58] Speaker 1: Yes, did you put the phone down on me?
[6:00] Speaker 3: Yes?
[6:01] Speaker 2: Because you think you're funny.
[6:02] Speaker 1: The tests that were done was on a missus T governor.
[6:09] Speaker 3: Well consume, mister T govern.
[6:11] Speaker 1: This was for a pregnancy test.
[6:14] Speaker 3: Huh a pregnancy test?
[6:16] Speaker 1: Yes? Is there something you need to tell us here
[6:20] Speaker 1: that perhaps you had a scleum on the side and
[6:22] Speaker 1: you took for a pregnancy test.
[6:25] Speaker 3: Listen, are you less to talk for?
[6:30] Speaker 2: You're not being you punked lesson punks?
[6:33] Speaker 3: What's your company's name?
[6:35] Speaker 1: We won't tell your wife about it, that you took
[6:37] Speaker 1: a missus T governor for a pregnancy test. We won't
[6:40] Speaker 1: tell your wife.
[6:42] Speaker 3: Listen. I wish my wife was here because he would
[6:45] Speaker 3: sort you out with me.
[6:55] Speaker 2: Oh no, it's going to be so angry.
[6:59] Speaker 3: Yes, and.
[7:08] Speaker 2: It's alph a lane act in blackhomach. But if you
[7:15] Speaker 2: say it means a bl for my blackom at blair
[7:20] Speaker 2: and my blackhom spell and my act, mister governor and
[7:24] Speaker 2: missus governor will be plenant come out. And it's in
[7:27] Speaker 2: my friend telephony.
[7:33] Speaker 1: So yeah, it's wacked.
[7:44] Speaker 3: Story.
[7:49] Speaker 2: I don't believe you.
[7:51] Speaker 3: Really.
[7:53] Speaker 2: Oh yeah, if I like you, but I can all
[7:56] Speaker 2: break you now.
[8:01] Speaker 1: We lost a good one there, hey, Enriq Darren, No,
[8:05] Speaker 1: No he didn't die.
[8:06] Speaker 2: What do you say? No?
[8:07] Speaker 1: When he switched to just doing Spanish music again, like
[8:12] Speaker 1: his his English music was the best. And then he said, no,
[8:15] Speaker 1: I'm doing Spanish music now. So yeah, so Spanish speakers
[8:19] Speaker 1: can enjoy him. Yeah, yeah, out. I once had a
[8:26] Speaker 1: I was in a lift with Enrique once.
[8:31] Speaker 3: Does he smell nice?
[8:33] Speaker 2: He looks like someone who smells good.
[8:35] Speaker 1: I don't really recall, you know, my French breakfast disguises
[8:40] Speaker 1: my ability to but lovely guy, really nice, cool, humble guy,
[8:48] Speaker 1: really really nice guy. Okay, now that I've name dropped that,
[8:53] Speaker 1: who's is next? Who else was on your lift with
[8:58] Speaker 1: Demi Levat?
[9:00] Speaker 3: No?
[9:00] Speaker 1: I never made it. I was no, well it's stuck
[9:06] Speaker 1: in a left. We'll not stuck but in a left.
[9:08] Speaker 1: I don't know he's who were playing next to me
[9:10] Speaker 1: and Sharon. No, I've never made it. Only it on zoom,
[9:16] Speaker 1: but not in real life. He looks like a proper guy. No, no,
[9:21] Speaker 1: we going run a whole listener. You know we we
[9:24] Speaker 1: finished at nine. But yees some of your messages from
[9:26] Speaker 1: the prank.
[9:28] Speaker 3: That's get enough out that side through the phone, Yo, blosom, I.
[9:33] Speaker 1: Have mister who has an acres bowl of over thirty
[9:36] Speaker 1: thousand rounds. I get called almost every week. And a
[9:41] Speaker 1: new message each week, and that bill is just growing
[9:45] Speaker 1: since it started back four years ago. Welcome to K
[9:49] Speaker 1: for Mornings with Punk and you You you're not being
[9:54] Speaker 1: you punk with such authority, it is awesome.

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