# Tyra Banks: CEO of Doing the Most LIVE at Cobbs w/ Jacquis Neal

An episode of [Scam Goddess](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1479455008), 19 May 2026, 1 h 31 min.

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CONgregation, we’re back this week LIVE from Cobbs Comedy Club, where Laci was joined by comedian, actor, and host Jacquis Neal (Grand Crew, Crowd Control). Laci invited fans to steal merch and books, and together they pondered whether flight vouchers for giving up your seat on an overbooked plane are actually worth it. They discussed TikTok Shop and asked the age-old question: Are fathers a scam? Finally, they dug into the scam empire of the iconic Tyra Banks and listened to listener letters live in person! Stay schemin’! Keep the scams coming and snitch on your friends by emailing us at ScamGoddessPod@gmail.com. Follow on Instagram: Scam Goddess Pod: @scamgoddesspod Laci Mosley: @divalaci Jacquis Neal: @jacquisneal Research by Kathryn Doyle Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Scam Goddess ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

## Transcript

[0:00] Speaker 1: Scala Co.
[0:04] Speaker 2: Robb and Fries Scarce come Robbery and Fries.
[0:17] Speaker 3: Yam goddess. Yeah, I put yeaa put some lice on. Okay,
[0:34] Speaker 3: I'm black, baby. That was just teeth and eyes. We
[0:37] Speaker 3: we we need lights. Oh oh, thank goodness.
[0:41] Speaker 4: Okay, there's so many more black people than I thought
[0:44] Speaker 4: would be. Oh, listen, we love we love a diverse crowd. Honey. Okay,
[0:51] Speaker 4: I love that all of my bisexual white men bring
[0:53] Speaker 4: their boyfriends. Oh look, Austin, Hi, Courney, bye, oh Man,
[1:02] Speaker 4: family's here. Y'all know how to start these shows if
[1:04] Speaker 4: you've been to these shows before. But I have to
[1:06] Speaker 4: make a brief interruption because I need y'all to know
[1:11] Speaker 4: how goddamn hard it was for me to get here today.
[1:15] Speaker 4: I love you all so much that I fought through
[1:20] Speaker 4: the airport. Apparently y'all had some drone issues yesterday in
[1:25] Speaker 4: San Francisco, So then all of our flights were delayed
[1:30] Speaker 4: and I was on the tarmac in Los Angeles and
[1:34] Speaker 4: the plane was just driving around. I think they wanted
[1:39] Speaker 4: us to feel like we were going somewhere. We wasn't
[1:43] Speaker 4: going in the sky. I was like, at this point,
[1:46] Speaker 4: bitch hit the highway. Cause like it ain't that long
[1:50] Speaker 4: of a drive, like, let's just take the seven forty
[1:53] Speaker 4: seven out Delta. I also had to give up my
[1:56] Speaker 4: business class seat. Woe is me, woe is me?
[2:00] Speaker 3: Oh no, I can't stand don't.
[2:03] Speaker 4: But they put me in a seat that had like
[2:07] Speaker 4: a little curtain to business class because you're not It's
[2:11] Speaker 4: a quick flight, so it's not that even no laid
[2:13] Speaker 4: back or ing, but it was a little curtain that
[2:16] Speaker 4: was right in front of my face that said you're poor,
[2:22] Speaker 4: and every time a flight attendant would walk past it,
[2:25] Speaker 4: it would blow in my face. But I was like,
[2:28] Speaker 4: you know what I'm coming. I'm coming because I love you. Yes,
[2:35] Speaker 4: also litmus test how many of you guys walked past
[2:38] Speaker 4: that table and didn't steal anything?
[2:41] Speaker 5: Damn, y'all really didn't steal.
[2:43] Speaker 4: Okay, the music was ominous at first when y'all came in,
[2:47] Speaker 4: it was a little scary, so I could see why
[2:49] Speaker 4: you didn't want to steal nothing. Yeah, we had to
[2:52] Speaker 4: talk to Cody's shout out to Cody, and I was like,
[2:54] Speaker 4: can you please put on some crime music because I
[2:57] Speaker 4: think I think the people are getting scared. I think
[3:01] Speaker 4: they're gonna think I'm gonna walk out here real slowly
[3:03] Speaker 4: and be like Grand Rising, Are you ready to change
[3:08] Speaker 4: your life? This is a cult.
[3:13] Speaker 3: So now you wanted to be in the cool I
[3:18] Speaker 3: love that we need.
[3:18] Speaker 4: Okay, you can be a lieutenant. We need eager participants.
[3:21] Speaker 4: It's unpaid volunteer. But uh, you're gonna get so much
[3:24] Speaker 4: out of it. So this is how we always start
[3:26] Speaker 4: this show. Church always begins with devotion. So if you
[3:31] Speaker 4: know it, help me out, especially today I'm struggling.
[3:38] Speaker 6: Scarce, come rab Boy and Froes. Scarce, come.
[3:57] Speaker 4: Rob right, thank you. We have a beautiful show for
[4:11] Speaker 4: you tonight, and I'm so excited to have one of
[4:16] Speaker 4: San Francisco's favorite treats here that makes them sound like
[4:21] Speaker 4: a prostitute. So you've probably seen him on Grand Crew
[4:27] Speaker 4: or you can see him again on the second season
[4:30] Speaker 4: of Crowd Control coming out on Dropouts. Please give a
[4:35] Speaker 4: very warm welcome to my co host and captive for
[4:40] Speaker 4: the evening, Jaquith Neo, Shit, I gotta sing, I gotta
[4:50] Speaker 4: say scared, Hello, lazy, Oh my goodness to kiss lady.
[5:01] Speaker 7: See how you doing?
[5:02] Speaker 4: Woo.
[5:03] Speaker 8: That's a loaded question, that's a loaded questions. We're here though,
[5:07] Speaker 8: we got chicken in the front. Sometimes we know the
[5:09] Speaker 8: niggas was gonna have chicken in the front. Every nigga
[5:12] Speaker 8: got chicken in the front.
[5:13] Speaker 4: Right, you can't say this in front of this many
[5:16] Speaker 4: white people say that.
[5:18] Speaker 8: I know. We got two white people from the center.
[5:20] Speaker 8: Every chicken, we got salad. Every you got salad from
[5:23] Speaker 8: the second row back. I love it.
[5:25] Speaker 7: I love it.
[5:26] Speaker 3: It's a universal food that everybody loves.
[5:28] Speaker 7: Right, you're right, I love chicken.
[5:30] Speaker 4: I love How is it?
[5:31] Speaker 8: How's the chicken? It's pretty good?
[5:33] Speaker 3: Pretty good, y'all.
[5:35] Speaker 4: Frond a bird up in here? Okay, love to see it.
[5:39] Speaker 4: So I've switched up the show a little bit. One.
[5:44] Speaker 3: This is actually a live recording, so.
[5:52] Speaker 7: We only need to getting paid though. I'm sorry. I'm
[5:55] Speaker 7: so sorry.
[5:57] Speaker 4: You're not gonna get so sorry.
[5:59] Speaker 8: Let's you should have stole.
[6:03] Speaker 4: Some ship outside. You still got time. I said, steal
[6:08] Speaker 4: this who stole something? Hell yeah, hell yeah. See see
[6:15] Speaker 4: those are my people. That was the litmus test. You
[6:19] Speaker 4: should have stole something, leave with something. I put up
[6:23] Speaker 4: a whole sign that said steal this shot and listen
[6:26] Speaker 4: to me.
[6:28] Speaker 3: So now I'm.
[6:30] Speaker 4: Starting the show instead of asking you jaquiz what your
[6:33] Speaker 4: relationship with scam.
[6:34] Speaker 8: Says, because I'd be a man crimes on this show.
[6:38] Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you do be a min's crime.
[6:40] Speaker 4: I must. I'm just gonna ask you. Is it a scam,
[6:45] Speaker 4: a scheme.
[6:46] Speaker 3: Or a real thing.
[6:47] Speaker 4: I have three little questions for you, all right. So
[6:52] Speaker 4: the first one, which honestly is way too poignant today
[6:57] Speaker 4: when an airline I wrote the show before I came here.
[7:06] Speaker 8: I want to listen. Lacy. I love you. Lacy.
[7:09] Speaker 7: Me and Lacy have known each other for like many
[7:11] Speaker 7: years now, say.
[7:12] Speaker 3: That many years.
[7:13] Speaker 4: I'm a baby. I have never known anyone for ten years,
[7:16] Speaker 4: not even my own mother.
[7:19] Speaker 7: That's fair.
[7:19] Speaker 8: I'm so sorry the womb.
[7:21] Speaker 3: You don't see my placenta perm plue.
[7:23] Speaker 8: I see him. We've known each other for ten months now,
[7:29] Speaker 8: and so Lacey, you know I love you, but like
[7:31] Speaker 8: you forgot one key part of that.
[7:32] Speaker 7: Lacey missed her first flight.
[7:36] Speaker 8: Because we were supposed to be on the same flight
[7:38] Speaker 8: out here, and I'm like, I'm like, I'm texting, like, Lacy,
[7:42] Speaker 8: where are you at? Were You're like, baby, I missed
[7:44] Speaker 8: my flight. I'm like, all right, I'll see you in
[7:46] Speaker 8: San Francisco.
[7:47] Speaker 3: Agreeing with each other.
[7:49] Speaker 4: Stop agreeing with each other over there.
[7:53] Speaker 3: Yes, okay, we were in France and.
[7:58] Speaker 8: Leave long the uber. So lady could have been here
[8:01] Speaker 8: at the same time I was here today. What would
[8:05] Speaker 8: you what would you.
[8:06] Speaker 4: Say that I listen before we get over here talking
[8:11] Speaker 4: in front a mixed company.
[8:12] Speaker 8: I'm so sorry. You're right, you're right. We got a
[8:14] Speaker 8: lot of black people in front. I forget, and I
[8:15] Speaker 8: can't see the white people. Which is the first time
[8:17] Speaker 8: you've ever heard that name. Nothing, I can't see, yes,
[8:23] Speaker 8: always see. I'm so sorry. Continue continue, I'm so sorry.
[8:26] Speaker 8: I'm so sorry, Lacy. The people had to know. They
[8:29] Speaker 8: had to know, did they They did? They did? They
[8:32] Speaker 8: aren't dear to you? Now, how many miss Is it
[8:36] Speaker 8: a scheme?
[8:37] Speaker 3: Is a real thing?
[8:38] Speaker 4: All right?
[8:39] Speaker 3: So is it a scam? The scheme is a real thing?
[8:42] Speaker 4: Airlines offering you what I like to call flight books
[8:48] Speaker 4: to give up your seat on an over books flat
[8:52] Speaker 4: credits the credits.
[8:53] Speaker 3: Is it a scam scheme or is it a real thing?
[8:56] Speaker 3: I mean, now I'll define this for you.
[8:59] Speaker 7: Yeah.
[8:59] Speaker 4: Define scam is absolutely unequivocally like.
[9:04] Speaker 8: Fraud, right right right, A.
[9:06] Speaker 3: Scheme legal grade.
[9:11] Speaker 4: But you know it feels bad, but it's legal. You know,
[9:17] Speaker 4: like it's like the difference between a Ponzi scheme and
[9:20] Speaker 4: an MLM.
[9:23] Speaker 8: It's a scam. mL is if you do it right,
[9:27] Speaker 8: you can get a pens out of it.
[9:28] Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, sign up your friends and family to
[9:32] Speaker 4: sell legings and eventually they mortgage their homes and then
[9:37] Speaker 4: a real thing is like we're like, this is a
[9:39] Speaker 4: legit thing. Okay, okay, So how do you feel about
[9:42] Speaker 4: giving up?
[9:44] Speaker 8: I'll never do it. I'll never do it. It's it's a scheme.
[9:47] Speaker 8: I'm not gonna say it's a scam. I'm not gonna
[9:49] Speaker 8: say it's a scam because they you know, they do
[9:50] Speaker 8: be giving you the money, but you gotta give me
[9:52] Speaker 8: more than like two hundred and fifty dollars. Niggaive flights.
[9:54] Speaker 8: It's five thousand dollars right now. Yeah, they are gas
[9:58] Speaker 8: gas man. I was watching Iron Legend a couple of
[10:02] Speaker 8: days ago and they had like the gas it was
[10:05] Speaker 8: like six something, and I was like, remember when that
[10:06] Speaker 8: was the apocalypse? That shit is crazy.
[10:11] Speaker 4: I've never about the strait of her moods in my life.
[10:16] Speaker 3: I never even know.
[10:17] Speaker 4: About that shit, and now I know everything about it.
[10:19] Speaker 4: I'm like, they gotta find the mines that are under
[10:22] Speaker 4: the water where we gotta do stuff.
[10:24] Speaker 8: We do stuff. So so so I need morning. They
[10:27] Speaker 8: be offering they beat lowballing you. They be offering like two.
[10:30] Speaker 4: But they don't rise it up. They'll be like, I
[10:33] Speaker 4: three hundred nobody, a thousand, nobody, six thousand air bucks.
[10:39] Speaker 8: I'll be like, give me, give me one thousand, two
[10:42] Speaker 8: hundred and fifty dollars plus a first class seat.
[10:45] Speaker 3: Okay, we'll see. Here's the issue.
[10:46] Speaker 4: Yeah, when they make you give up your seats one okay.
[10:52] Speaker 4: One thing that we all can know about this. If
[10:54] Speaker 4: you actually want to not do what Jaquisa's which is
[10:58] Speaker 4: not engage, you can negotiate.
[11:02] Speaker 7: Oh, you can negotiate.
[11:03] Speaker 4: Yes, so you can ask for what you want, whatever
[11:07] Speaker 4: monetary amount that you want. But you can also ask
[11:10] Speaker 4: for a hotel room. What. Yes, And you can also
[11:14] Speaker 4: make sure that your flight is rebooked instead of because
[11:20] Speaker 4: like they'll throw your asshole stand by. Yeah, so you
[11:22] Speaker 4: done gave up your seat, You done gave your ass away,
[11:25] Speaker 4: and they throw you on stand by. You're waiting in
[11:27] Speaker 4: a damn line.
[11:28] Speaker 8: You waiting forever. I feel like this wouldn't work for me.
[11:30] Speaker 8: I feel like I'm not attractive enough for this to
[11:31] Speaker 8: work for me. I feel like they'd be like Nigga,
[11:34] Speaker 8: we said three point fifty.
[11:39] Speaker 7: There's other people that want this deal. Do you want
[11:41] Speaker 7: it or not.
[11:44] Speaker 8: I feel like they would shoo me away.
[11:46] Speaker 3: But you can do that.
[11:47] Speaker 4: And also there are blackout dates too, so typically one,
[11:54] Speaker 4: no matter how many airbooks they give you, you can't
[11:57] Speaker 4: fly first. Oh, they put you on the stand by,
[12:00] Speaker 4: they put your money stand by, and they gonna put
[12:02] Speaker 4: you in coaching. There, gonna have a little, the little thing.
[12:05] Speaker 4: Then twenty four they're gonna have. They're gonna have to
[12:07] Speaker 4: look curtain blowing in your face. You're not You're not
[12:10] Speaker 4: gonna be up there.
[12:12] Speaker 8: You're gonna try to use the bathroom. It's like, no, no, no,
[12:15] Speaker 8: you use the poor bathroom back there.
[12:20] Speaker 3: Don't look at me.
[12:23] Speaker 7: That one.
[12:24] Speaker 8: Don't have soap.
[12:29] Speaker 3: Damn, we can't even have soap.
[12:31] Speaker 8: Soap man, Let the fucking napkins be all bunched up.
[12:34] Speaker 8: You gotta you take one out. Eighteen motherfuckers come out.
[12:47] Speaker 7: That's the poor one. So, so, what you're saying.
[12:50] Speaker 8: Is it's a scheme.
[12:53] Speaker 3: I thought, I feel like it's yourself.
[12:55] Speaker 8: But it is a scheme, so they lowball you first.
[12:58] Speaker 4: Yes, and then you gotta just hold out, just sit still.
[13:01] Speaker 4: They'll keep rising that Skybucks number up.
[13:04] Speaker 8: See here's the problem with that though, Like real talk,
[13:07] Speaker 8: they just gonna be They'll just say no to you,
[13:08] Speaker 8: and somebody else gonna come and be like, I'll take
[13:11] Speaker 8: it right to work together.
[13:15] Speaker 4: In a scarcity mindset, You're right, you got this.
[13:19] Speaker 8: I need to get up and be like, I got
[13:21] Speaker 8: this deal. And if anybody come up I got.
[13:28] Speaker 3: You're gonna fight.
[13:28] Speaker 8: I'm gonna fight. I'm gonna fight, you, fight you.
[13:30] Speaker 7: We're gonna be indicators.
[13:34] Speaker 4: Good lord. Now, now we're gonna fight for the sky Bucks.
[13:37] Speaker 4: We can't do that for the Delta to Blooms.
[13:40] Speaker 8: For the Delta, we gotta fight for them. Delta do
[13:44] Speaker 8: Blooms Man.
[13:45] Speaker 4: We don't tough lacy scam scheme or real thing.
[13:52] Speaker 8: TikTok shop, TikTok what shop?
[13:55] Speaker 4: Yeah, scam, I'm hearing scam.
[13:59] Speaker 8: I'm hearing yeah. I feel like TikTok. I don't I'm
[14:02] Speaker 8: not on TikTok, but like I have bought it on
[14:04] Speaker 8: like Instagram and ship.
[14:05] Speaker 7: I feel like it's probably the same thing I bought.
[14:08] Speaker 8: I bought. I bought. I bought something and it said
[14:11] Speaker 8: like I bought it during Black History mon than It
[14:13] Speaker 8: said I am Black History, right, And I was.
[14:15] Speaker 7: Like, oh, this is tight.
[14:16] Speaker 3: They got you with that.
[14:17] Speaker 7: They got me, they got me, they got it.
[14:20] Speaker 8: It came outs like you're Caucasian.
[14:23] Speaker 4: Man, tad ass.
[14:29] Speaker 3: They got you with that.
[14:30] Speaker 8: They got me, they got me. I was like, you
[14:32] Speaker 8: know what, I am black history. Thank you for telling
[14:36] Speaker 8: me that Instagram shirt. I'll buy the shirt. But that
[14:41] Speaker 8: shirt was looking tight on the on the on the
[14:44] Speaker 8: post and it looked like it had like a little
[14:46] Speaker 8: leather ship. That ship was screen it had like the
[14:49] Speaker 8: the words was like a little like fabric and the
[14:53] Speaker 8: model was looking.
[14:54] Speaker 3: They hot ironed it on.
[14:56] Speaker 7: Yeah, it was.
[14:56] Speaker 8: It was screen pressed on there and screen press it felt.
[14:59] Speaker 4: Like honestly to Key's the reason I'm saying this is
[15:02] Speaker 4: because I've done this scam myself. During the height of
[15:07] Speaker 4: twenty twenty, I was selling legalized black T shirts and
[15:13] Speaker 4: the money went to black. I'm black, So.
[15:18] Speaker 8: How you go say your money went to you? You
[15:21] Speaker 8: know what, And that makes it a real thing. That
[15:24] Speaker 8: makes it a real thing, real thing, That makes it
[15:27] Speaker 8: a real thing.
[15:28] Speaker 4: No less less less one scam schem or a real thing.
[15:35] Speaker 8: Fathers well, I hate to be a stereotype, but I
[15:50] Speaker 8: don't have one. So scam. Well, my father so trifling.
[16:02] Speaker 8: His family's trifling. My my mama had me.
[16:05] Speaker 3: Youngbody knows their dad's side of the family.
[16:07] Speaker 8: That's not I don't know. I don't know them niggas
[16:09] Speaker 8: at all. They my my mom had me young. My
[16:12] Speaker 8: mom had me when she was sixteen, so little teen pregnancy. Uh.
[16:16] Speaker 8: And so they go back. Now that they're back, they
[16:19] Speaker 8: want them back.
[16:20] Speaker 4: The kids aren't getting pregnant anymore, that's what they're saying
[16:24] Speaker 4: on Fox News.
[16:25] Speaker 3: They're like, why aren't the teens getting pregnant?
[16:27] Speaker 8: We need the teens.
[16:29] Speaker 3: Isn't this good thing.
[16:30] Speaker 7: I'm not gonna this is recording. I'm not gonna say
[16:32] Speaker 7: nothing on that.
[16:35] Speaker 9: I got.
[16:36] Speaker 7: I got a job. You make more money than I do, Lacey.
[16:38] Speaker 8: Uh. But but but in his mama, like my like.
[16:46] Speaker 3: You just said his mama and that's your grandma.
[16:49] Speaker 8: Fuck fuck her, but fuck her. She took that he
[16:54] Speaker 8: was sixteen. He didn't make the choice. His mama made
[16:56] Speaker 8: the choice. Tell that nigga to raise his kids. His
[17:01] Speaker 8: mama made the choice, So fuck that whole family.
[17:03] Speaker 4: I mean, honestly, I had to do this this joke
[17:09] Speaker 4: in front of my dad.
[17:11] Speaker 8: Is your dad here?
[17:12] Speaker 4: No? Okay, my dad and my stepfather were both at
[17:17] Speaker 4: my show in Texas.
[17:18] Speaker 8: Love it, and I had to.
[17:20] Speaker 4: Be like, hey, y'all, don't worry about this, y'all. Y'all
[17:23] Speaker 4: are cool, y'all good, we love each other. I know,
[17:26] Speaker 4: I know your phone number.
[17:28] Speaker 10: You know.
[17:28] Speaker 8: I'll say this. I'll say fatherhood is a scheme, not
[17:32] Speaker 8: necessarily a scam. I'll say it's a scheme. And here's
[17:33] Speaker 8: what I'll say, Like because for the most part, like
[17:38] Speaker 8: the person who was birth in the child, for the
[17:40] Speaker 8: most part, you have to even if you give up
[17:43] Speaker 8: the kid, you have to go.
[17:44] Speaker 7: Through the experience.
[17:45] Speaker 8: Right, father ain't got to do shit, and it could
[17:46] Speaker 8: kill you, and it can kill you, right, So you're
[17:48] Speaker 8: taking a burden on that pregnancy. The father ain't got
[17:51] Speaker 8: to do shit intil the baby come and then you
[17:52] Speaker 8: still probably barely doing anything. So if you are a
[17:55] Speaker 8: good person, a good man, you take care of your responsibility.
[17:59] Speaker 8: So you know, but there some asshole man out there.
[18:01] Speaker 8: So let's it's a scheme, my full scam and.
[18:04] Speaker 3: Something we can't clap for men too much.
[18:06] Speaker 7: Sir, no, no, no, yeah boo us.
[18:11] Speaker 4: We live in Los Angeles. And the reason that I
[18:15] Speaker 4: added this is because there were advertisements in Los Angeles
[18:21] Speaker 4: take time to be a dad.
[18:24] Speaker 3: They haven't been opening to damn.
[18:29] Speaker 7: Damn father's walking out like put.
[18:30] Speaker 4: Up billboards to tell you to be a father.
[18:34] Speaker 8: That's crazy, especially who even thought.
[18:37] Speaker 4: Of that, who was like, you know what, why can
[18:39] Speaker 4: we make them be fought? You know what, Let's take
[18:41] Speaker 4: out a ad.
[18:41] Speaker 7: Let's I gotta ask, Let's take gotta.
[18:42] Speaker 4: Ad, and then they're gonna be fathers once they see
[18:45] Speaker 4: the ad, because they gonna be like, damn, I do
[18:47] Speaker 4: have kids while I'm at this stoplight.
[18:49] Speaker 8: Yeah, I do.
[18:52] Speaker 4: Kids.
[18:54] Speaker 8: Twenty twenty six, like cause my you know well, my
[18:56] Speaker 8: dad skipped out in nineteen eighty six so he could
[18:59] Speaker 8: just move down on the street and you'll never see
[19:01] Speaker 8: that again. In twenty twenty six, we got social media. Man,
[19:03] Speaker 8: we can find you anywhere. Okay, we canna find you anywhere.
[19:06] Speaker 3: You better take time to be dead. We will locate you.
[19:09] Speaker 8: We can locate you now. We can locate you.
[19:11] Speaker 7: We see your Instagram, right, We.
[19:15] Speaker 4: See you taking time at Coppo. We see you taking
[19:19] Speaker 4: time at eat and chicken belij yo, not being a dad,
[19:26] Speaker 4: not being a.
[19:26] Speaker 7: Day that brown bread you ain't even gonna be.
[19:28] Speaker 3: A brown dad bread, and not being a dad.
[19:36] Speaker 4: And the last reason I want to bring this up
[19:39] Speaker 4: because you guys know that there's always gonna be like
[19:41] Speaker 4: a little hippie propaganda.
[19:44] Speaker 7: Okay, that's what I'm dressed like.
[19:46] Speaker 4: Share there are a lot of laws that are happening. Uh,
[19:52] Speaker 4: laws that are happening makes me sound like I'm legally
[19:54] Speaker 4: blonde and like I don't know what laws are. There
[19:57] Speaker 4: are a little laws happening guys to us, but there
[20:01] Speaker 4: is legislation.
[20:02] Speaker 8: How about that legislation.
[20:05] Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a lot of legislation that's being enacted right
[20:08] Speaker 4: now that is punitive towards women who decide to terminate
[20:15] Speaker 4: their pregnancies. And the reason that I brought up fathers
[20:19] Speaker 4: is because if we can't get an unjust law to
[20:25] Speaker 4: not happen anymore, you know what we can do get
[20:29] Speaker 4: men involved, because if men had to go to jail
[20:32] Speaker 4: with them women, that law would not be here anymore.
[20:38] Speaker 4: We went half on a baby, you inseminator, start this
[20:44] Speaker 4: time with me.
[20:45] Speaker 8: We're both doing a big You're right, and you should
[20:50] Speaker 8: get nine months less. They should take the extra nine months. Yay,
[20:54] Speaker 8: you take the extra nine months. Matter of fact, take
[20:57] Speaker 8: eighteen months. Tell them Jackson, Now, tell them.
[21:02] Speaker 7: I gotta I gotta do not. I'm almost a jail
[21:04] Speaker 7: Jackie sent me.
[21:06] Speaker 4: Not you got the jail recommendation. Jackie sent me y'all.
[21:11] Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, you're good.
[21:12] Speaker 4: You're good.
[21:13] Speaker 8: You're good man, take sale blog b scarce.
[21:19] Speaker 4: God. So now let's get to the main event. Historic hoodwinks. Yeah,
[21:32] Speaker 4: your fright fraight fried of fright of fraight fright, freight
[21:36] Speaker 4: of fright of fraight fraed want to be on TWL. Now,
[21:42] Speaker 4: I know what you all are thinking that this is yeah,
[21:46] Speaker 4: black people always let's talk about.
[21:48] Speaker 3: Hot ice cream.
[21:48] Speaker 4: We'll get there. That really pushed y'all off as a community.
[21:53] Speaker 4: Is every show that I've done, live show, there's always
[21:55] Speaker 4: black person like hot ice cream because we need we
[21:59] Speaker 4: need to take her to town. Asked for that one. No, So,
[22:03] Speaker 4: I know you're probably thinking that this is gonna be
[22:06] Speaker 4: all about America's next top model and her shenanigans. Tyra Missus,
[22:13] Speaker 4: Tyra Banks. She's been up to way more than you think.
[22:19] Speaker 4: We got mil limbs, we got a fake degree, we.
[22:25] Speaker 3: Got all type of ship and you know what, it's
[22:29] Speaker 3: our fault.
[22:31] Speaker 4: And you'll see as we walked through the show, You'll see,
[22:35] Speaker 4: you'll see your suit gis.
[22:36] Speaker 3: You'll see as we walk.
[22:37] Speaker 4: Through the show that it is our fault because we
[22:40] Speaker 4: let that lady Shenan. We did shenand wants and then
[22:45] Speaker 4: Shenan again she's and that's our fault because.
[22:49] Speaker 8: We was like, yeah, girl, keep it sounds like she's
[22:52] Speaker 8: on her way to be in a president of the
[22:54] Speaker 8: United States.
[22:55] Speaker 3: Honestly, there's some very trump I'm not gonna do.
[23:01] Speaker 8: So you can't start this off with making us say, ah,
[23:06] Speaker 8: I was a cute picture.
[23:08] Speaker 4: I know. Look Tyra created.
[23:11] Speaker 3: Yeah, look look I got paperwork.
[23:13] Speaker 8: Look that give it over a lady. I don't think
[23:15] Speaker 8: y'all know how hard Lacy be working, how hard Lacy
[23:18] Speaker 8: B podcast. You don't be seeing but Lacy B. Lacy
[23:23] Speaker 8: be on it, Lacy be on it. The rest of
[23:25] Speaker 8: us we just show up and just be talking bullshit.
[23:28] Speaker 3: I love you talking well.
[23:30] Speaker 4: So we know that Tyra created like problematic reality shows
[23:35] Speaker 4: and honestly was kind of a blueprint in that time,
[23:39] Speaker 4: and she really pushed the envelope.
[23:41] Speaker 3: She kept going.
[23:43] Speaker 4: America's Next time model like, but she also created a
[23:46] Speaker 4: ton of other predatory businesses that you probably haven't heard of.
[23:50] Speaker 4: Tyra was the relatable supermodel, meaning she was black in
[23:54] Speaker 4: the ninth there were no black supermodels at that point.
[24:00] Speaker 4: They were like, Lada ball you.
[24:03] Speaker 8: You prove anybody can. If if an do it, anybody
[24:07] Speaker 8: can do it.
[24:08] Speaker 4: Skinny black woman, the gorgeous body and face.
[24:12] Speaker 3: If she could do it, anyone can.
[24:14] Speaker 8: Anybody still, Yeah, she's still about let me tell you, man,
[24:18] Speaker 8: I don't know. It looked like we got a older
[24:21] Speaker 8: crowd here, so most of y'all was alive during the
[24:23] Speaker 8: Fresh Prince. Boy, we're gonna crush our hat on Tower
[24:28] Speaker 8: Banks and y'all.
[24:30] Speaker 3: Were alive during Fresh Prince. I think everyone was alive.
[24:37] Speaker 8: Some people, I bet you somebody was.
[24:39] Speaker 4: Born and it's about like a talkie.
[24:41] Speaker 8: In the twenties. They feel like it ship who who
[24:45] Speaker 8: here was born?
[24:46] Speaker 7: After two thousand? See she was six?
[24:53] Speaker 3: We got one. Hey, hey, hey, Cody Staff, get that too.
[25:00] Speaker 4: Thousands. Baby, don't let her leave because we're gonna need
[25:03] Speaker 4: to harvest her organs. How there, you bring your young
[25:10] Speaker 4: ass to this show. So yeah. She was a relatable
[25:15] Speaker 4: supermodel in the nineties and an A list celebrity who
[25:18] Speaker 4: repeatedly referred to her own five head. And she'd be
[25:22] Speaker 4: the first to tell you.
[25:23] Speaker 3: That she was the first African American model to appear
[25:27] Speaker 3: solo on the cover of Sports Illustrated.
[25:31] Speaker 7: Hell yeah, now, motherfucker, who's that?
[25:36] Speaker 4: There you go? It was like today's But also my
[25:41] Speaker 4: favorite thing about her covering Sports Illustrated is that when
[25:45] Speaker 4: she did have a television show, The Tyra Banks Show,
[25:48] Speaker 4: she had more than one show.
[25:50] Speaker 3: It was black History.
[25:51] Speaker 4: But wait, yeah, she she honored herself as black history.
[25:58] Speaker 8: I love it.
[26:00] Speaker 4: This photo of was like, I'm Black History, and honestly
[26:04] Speaker 4: I love it.
[26:05] Speaker 8: Listen, I love it. Listen.
[26:07] Speaker 4: Yes, she was sometimes you about to honor yourself yourself.
[26:13] Speaker 8: She bought that shirt on ig just like I did.
[26:16] Speaker 8: She's like, I am Black History.
[26:21] Speaker 4: So she Tyrolind Banks. She was born in nineteen seventy
[26:25] Speaker 4: three in Inglewood. Her dad, Don was a computer consultant,
[26:29] Speaker 4: and her mother, Carolyn, was a medical photographer at the
[26:34] Speaker 4: Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena.
[26:38] Speaker 3: Damn y'all know about the jet proposal savatory.
[26:43] Speaker 8: Hell yeah, yeah, I never heard in my life. What
[26:47] Speaker 8: is that?
[26:48] Speaker 4: I have never heard those words together in a sentence. Damn,
[26:52] Speaker 4: y'all some nerds out here and go, okay.
[26:55] Speaker 8: You got that tech moneycisc.
[26:58] Speaker 4: Y'all got y'all tied them tonight?
[27:00] Speaker 8: Okay, Steve Jobs the person who said, hell, yeah, you
[27:05] Speaker 8: got a suit on?
[27:06] Speaker 4: Right? Wait, you got a suit on them?
[27:15] Speaker 3: You jopping your work? Are you working your job?
[27:19] Speaker 4: Amen? You know what? I like that? You came with
[27:21] Speaker 4: your black queen and you put your suit on, and
[27:23] Speaker 4: we like that.
[27:25] Speaker 8: There you go, there you go. Y'all know each other? Yeah,
[27:33] Speaker 8: she leaning too clothes. Y'all know each other. Y'all know
[27:36] Speaker 8: each other.
[27:37] Speaker 3: Yeah, you know that lady real bad.
[27:40] Speaker 4: Look at that hand placement on that thigh. You know
[27:43] Speaker 4: that thigh You have been that thigh. Sorry, I ain't
[27:47] Speaker 4: trying to put you out there like that. So Don
[27:53] Speaker 4: and Carolyn these are Tyra's parents. They divorced when Tyro
[27:58] Speaker 4: was six and going to a private elementary school. Her
[28:03] Speaker 4: dad moved nearby and the divorce was amicable, but she
[28:07] Speaker 4: did face some challenges when she was young because at
[28:09] Speaker 4: age nine, she got warts on her hand.
[28:13] Speaker 7: She got warts on her hand and the kids.
[28:17] Speaker 4: At school were calling her froggy.
[28:21] Speaker 8: Damn she was gonna call five head and froggy. That
[28:25] Speaker 8: shit is diabolical.
[28:26] Speaker 4: It's terrible.
[28:27] Speaker 7: That's so sad.
[28:28] Speaker 4: And of course she was being bullied for being so
[28:31] Speaker 4: tall and thin. According to her books, she would make
[28:39] Speaker 4: herself chocolate peanut but or milkshakes every night before bed.
[28:44] Speaker 8: Now she had enough money to make chocolate milkshakes. And
[28:47] Speaker 8: I don't feel sorry for her as.
[28:48] Speaker 3: Nomo and in a divorced household.
[28:51] Speaker 7: Yeah you got two incombs.
[28:53] Speaker 4: And I don't know that she was really having white
[28:56] Speaker 4: lady problems because you know, white kids divorce beat the
[29:00] Speaker 4: hardest thing that they ever went.
[29:01] Speaker 8: To, was the hardest thing they ever try. Not have
[29:03] Speaker 8: enough problem.
[29:04] Speaker 4: My god, I separated.
[29:09] Speaker 8: My parents don't love each other anymore. Not all lost
[29:13] Speaker 8: out on my mama when she was pregnant.
[29:18] Speaker 3: My parents were never together. I'm the oops baby, you
[29:23] Speaker 3: the oops.
[29:24] Speaker 8: We are mistake miracle. There you go.
[29:27] Speaker 4: Yeah, I actually feel really good about being an accident
[29:30] Speaker 4: because I'm like, look at me, your best kid. So obviously,
[29:38] Speaker 4: at this point, the only other option that she had
[29:41] Speaker 4: was to look for a modeling agency.
[29:46] Speaker 3: That's all she could do.
[29:47] Speaker 7: That's all she could do.
[29:48] Speaker 4: She signed with La Models in nineteen eighty nine, when
[29:50] Speaker 4: she was sixteen, Seventeen Magazine contacted Los Angeles agencies looking
[29:55] Speaker 4: for this feels gross to say, teen girls for a
[30:00] Speaker 4: photo shoot, and that's how she ended up with her
[30:03] Speaker 4: first magazine.
[30:04] Speaker 7: Shoot with seventeen Magazine.
[30:06] Speaker 4: Now after that, a French modeling agency got in touch
[30:10] Speaker 4: with her. The rest is history. Obviously, she's a very
[30:12] Speaker 4: successful model and her mother, who I think is probably
[30:18] Speaker 4: a more problematic than we think, because like, first of all,
[30:23] Speaker 4: why are you making your baby employed? Your baby sixteen
[30:27] Speaker 4: and you're gonna put her in one of the most
[30:28] Speaker 4: exploitive industries in the world where your whole job is
[30:33] Speaker 4: to be a coat hanger and be naked a lot.
[30:37] Speaker 7: That's tough.
[30:38] Speaker 8: And you a baby, that's tough. You put your.
[30:41] Speaker 4: Little hot baby in this position.
[30:44] Speaker 8: That's tough. That's tough. She had to afford the milkshop,
[30:47] Speaker 8: so Carol, it afford the like.
[30:54] Speaker 4: Ty, are you eating us out of house at home?
[30:56] Speaker 8: With these? You ask to work on this runaway us
[31:00] Speaker 8: chocolate milk.
[31:01] Speaker 7: Calls from nineteen eighty eight.
[31:06] Speaker 4: The Straight of hor Moves has been moving chocolate milk
[31:10] Speaker 4: for years so Carolyn her mother, Tyra mother, she took
[31:19] Speaker 4: Tyra's portfolio photos and they branded them so there was
[31:25] Speaker 4: Tyra innocent.
[31:26] Speaker 8: Oh okay, all right, I love I love that innocent look.
[31:31] Speaker 4: Tyra's sophisticated mm hmm.
[31:35] Speaker 7: Cross the leg yeah. Yeah, I'm commentating this for people
[31:38] Speaker 7: who are just gonna listen to the.
[31:39] Speaker 3: Podcast Tyra, come hither.
[31:43] Speaker 8: Yeah, legs open, knee in between the legs, or is
[31:49] Speaker 8: elbow in between the legs, knee in between the legs.
[31:52] Speaker 8: That's what I'm trying to do tonight. Hit my dms,
[31:56] Speaker 8: hit my DMS.
[31:58] Speaker 4: I had my DMS, so you know, they was really
[32:05] Speaker 4: working on her career. Right for the falling winter, she
[32:10] Speaker 4: like walked in twenty five shows in six days. Wow,
[32:14] Speaker 4: why are you making a baby walk soup so much?
[32:16] Speaker 7: That's a lot.
[32:17] Speaker 3: But also though I kind of get it.
[32:20] Speaker 4: Yeah, back to my airport trauma.
[32:22] Speaker 8: Just for moments, I was.
[32:26] Speaker 4: Sitting in a gond this doesn't make me sound good,
[32:31] Speaker 4: sitting in the.
[32:32] Speaker 3: Lounge, yeah, and.
[32:36] Speaker 11: My life was hard, and there were these really comfortable
[32:42] Speaker 11: looking egg chairs and everyone who was sitting in them
[32:47] Speaker 11: was an unemployed baby.
[32:50] Speaker 7: Yeah, get up out of them.
[32:51] Speaker 3: And I was like you a baby.
[32:54] Speaker 8: Yeah, sit on the floor.
[32:57] Speaker 4: I'm old. What is there the egg chair that you
[33:01] Speaker 4: swinging around in? You get your unemployed ass on the floor?
[33:04] Speaker 4: Sit down.
[33:05] Speaker 8: Yeah, it's like a cat man. Like a cat can
[33:09] Speaker 8: lay anywhere. You can lay anywhere. Move up off the
[33:12] Speaker 8: comfortable spots.
[33:13] Speaker 3: You are literally somebody's unemployed roommate.
[33:15] Speaker 4: Why are we like space?
[33:19] Speaker 8: You don't know what lumbard man, Get up off that
[33:21] Speaker 8: comfortable sea. You don't even have to fuck up.
[33:23] Speaker 7: Off that comfortable seat.
[33:24] Speaker 8: Watch out, get up.
[33:25] Speaker 4: You don't know about a disc in a Backah?
[33:29] Speaker 8: I wish you.
[33:29] Speaker 3: You don't even know your back got discs up in it?
[33:32] Speaker 8: I wish you?
[33:32] Speaker 4: Man?
[33:32] Speaker 8: Hey, can you.
[33:37] Speaker 4: Bub right? So let's get to something that I find
[33:47] Speaker 4: quite interesting about Tyra's personality. And honestly, I love we
[33:50] Speaker 4: could learn from her, we really can. I love the
[33:52] Speaker 4: audacity truly. So Tyra booked the Michael Jackson video.
[34:00] Speaker 3: Black or White?
[34:01] Speaker 8: Oh yeah she was and that and.
[34:02] Speaker 4: Then you know, maybe that inspired her because later she's
[34:05] Speaker 4: gonna make people black and white don't even won't worry
[34:11] Speaker 4: about We get there.
[34:12] Speaker 3: We'll get there.
[34:14] Speaker 4: But in the Michael Jackson video, So this is when
[34:18] Speaker 4: now gonna sound like you like the.
[34:19] Speaker 3: Talkies, y'all remember Fresh fir.
[34:22] Speaker 4: So, this technology at the time for the Michael Jackson
[34:28] Speaker 4: Black or White video was actually really transformative. There wasn't
[34:32] Speaker 4: no AI, wasn't no like you like. They actually to
[34:35] Speaker 4: actually configure this with computers. So the whole thing was
[34:40] Speaker 4: that you're supposed to come in and the song is
[34:43] Speaker 4: like it's black, it's white, it's yeah, yeah, yeah, that's
[34:49] Speaker 4: what you're supposed to do. That's the choreography.
[34:51] Speaker 3: This is what Tyer did. That's a picture you wanted.
[35:03] Speaker 7: That's what I'm waiting for right there.
[35:05] Speaker 3: Why would she do that?
[35:08] Speaker 8: Tyler was like, y'all gonna remember me in this video
[35:12] Speaker 8: And they had to stay on her longer too, because
[35:14] Speaker 8: they like, we can't transition from that they had in.
[35:17] Speaker 4: A different place because they could not transition because she
[35:20] Speaker 4: was like, yeah, like ma'am, and she showed up late,
[35:25] Speaker 4: showed up late, and didn't do the job.
[35:28] Speaker 7: So I that's just showing up late to a Michael
[35:30] Speaker 7: Jackson video.
[35:32] Speaker 8: That's why.
[35:34] Speaker 4: That's flexing kind of flex to show up late to
[35:37] Speaker 4: accident and also not follow instructions.
[35:41] Speaker 8: Yeah, that's crazy.
[35:44] Speaker 3: Listen, I would follow instructions.
[35:45] Speaker 4: Y'all know if you know me, if you've read my
[35:47] Speaker 4: book or maybe you steal it later, seven minutes latest,
[35:52] Speaker 4: my sweet spot, Like I can be seven minutes late,
[35:57] Speaker 4: and nobody's gonna be mad because five minutes saying enough
[36:00] Speaker 4: I need a.
[36:01] Speaker 8: Bed ride, a little longer you need, you need them?
[36:04] Speaker 3: Ten minutes is too much. It is because Nattie looking
[36:06] Speaker 3: at the watch and they like.
[36:07] Speaker 4: Where does s bitch at spend ten minutes? That's too
[36:10] Speaker 4: solid of a number seven that it's nebulous. Nobody knows. So, Tyra,
[36:18] Speaker 4: this is her acting era. She was in a John
[36:21] Speaker 4: Singleton movie Higher Learning. She was really like kind of
[36:25] Speaker 4: eating it up like she was.
[36:26] Speaker 8: She was in one of my favorite movies of all time,
[36:28] Speaker 8: loving basketball.
[36:30] Speaker 4: Uh she was.
[36:32] Speaker 8: She was.
[36:32] Speaker 7: She was Omar Up's wife.
[36:34] Speaker 8: That you know.
[36:36] Speaker 7: He fucked her over and loved it. He left her,
[36:39] Speaker 7: He left.
[36:39] Speaker 4: Her, he played balls. That's hard.
[36:42] Speaker 8: Yeah, not.
[36:45] Speaker 3: Honestly, I'm not staying.
[36:47] Speaker 4: With you if you dunk on my ass, nigga, like
[36:50] Speaker 4: what you mean? Played me for my heart and then
[36:52] Speaker 4: you dunk on me like so you don't love me?
[36:55] Speaker 8: It is the game, Like, come on, bro, you could
[36:57] Speaker 8: have laid it up.
[36:58] Speaker 4: I would have left.
[36:59] Speaker 8: You ain't got to touch the rim. You got to
[37:02] Speaker 8: touch the rim the room. Come on now, I'm come
[37:06] Speaker 8: on now.
[37:11] Speaker 4: This round. Respect for yourself. You're gonna let this nigga
[37:14] Speaker 4: dunk on you and then you still love him and
[37:17] Speaker 4: his baby?
[37:18] Speaker 3: Absolutely not.
[37:19] Speaker 8: He poster.
[37:21] Speaker 4: Crazy?
[37:22] Speaker 3: Damn I mean she love.
[37:27] Speaker 4: Yeah. So Tyra was the first black person on the
[37:32] Speaker 4: cover of GQ.
[37:33] Speaker 8: Oh that's dope.
[37:35] Speaker 4: Yes, oh yeah, And she did a Nike Super Bowl
[37:39] Speaker 4: ad with Chris Rock and got milk ad. So remember
[37:44] Speaker 4: when they used to convince celebrities to paint their upper
[37:49] Speaker 4: lip white so that you could do propaganda for milk.
[37:57] Speaker 8: Yeah, man, I got milk as the best lion ass
[38:02] Speaker 8: campaign that that shit don't help your bones. Have y'all
[38:05] Speaker 8: heard this? Shiit milk don't help your bones and don't
[38:07] Speaker 8: do nothing for your bones? Got them commercials had us
[38:10] Speaker 8: drinking fucking milk for nothing.
[38:12] Speaker 4: Milk, it's another animal's milk.
[38:14] Speaker 3: It's not even our it's not it's fucking us up.
[38:17] Speaker 8: We up here, booboo, and.
[38:18] Speaker 4: This shit, it's fucking us up.
[38:20] Speaker 8: It's fucking us not drinking for your bones and we
[38:23] Speaker 8: on the toilet like my bones.
[38:25] Speaker 4: Are strong, my phones are strong.
[38:29] Speaker 8: Just shitting your life away. I've got a lying as campaign.
[38:35] Speaker 4: Man?
[38:36] Speaker 8: Why strong? And I'm crazy?
[38:42] Speaker 4: That's really what it was. But yeah, so she did
[38:45] Speaker 4: this campaign. She's she's extremely successful. I love this, lady.
[38:50] Speaker 4: This is a love letter. I know that it seems
[38:53] Speaker 4: like an attack. Oh, but it is a love letter.
[38:57] Speaker 8: I love that you did it.
[38:58] Speaker 7: I didn't even see you. Actually, no evidence that drinking milk.
[39:01] Speaker 8: Make sure.
[39:07] Speaker 3: We're on the same time.
[39:09] Speaker 4: I'm sorry you have to spend that much time on
[39:11] Speaker 4: the toilet. So all right, let's get into America's next
[39:21] Speaker 4: time model. We won't live here long. Put my papers together.
[39:25] Speaker 4: I'm gonna get a binder next time, y'all.
[39:26] Speaker 3: It'll be cute. Right now, we got loose leaf sheets.
[39:30] Speaker 8: You know this is economy. It's crazy right now. Four
[39:37] Speaker 8: bond is no more. We can affoord bond us.
[39:39] Speaker 3: No more binders too explicit.
[39:42] Speaker 4: He is bad.
[39:43] Speaker 7: Got a whole bunch that's too much.
[39:45] Speaker 3: Way too much. Wait, have you seen a whole punch
[39:48] Speaker 3: in a while? Yeah, because this is San Francis.
[39:52] Speaker 4: Yeah, love your child, eat a whole punch in a minute.
[40:01] Speaker 7: I say, the whole punch in a minute.
[40:03] Speaker 4: Damn.
[40:03] Speaker 8: Yeah, we live in a different We live in a
[40:06] Speaker 8: different place.
[40:09] Speaker 4: Look all right down, Okay, So Tyra, she incorporated herself
[40:17] Speaker 4: and this is how you know it's the scams too,
[40:19] Speaker 4: many different name changes and companies. Okay, Tyra incorporated herself
[40:24] Speaker 4: as Thy Girl Corporation, which became Tae Tai Baby Productions,
[40:33] Speaker 4: then Bankable Productions, and Ta Ta Baby was the one
[40:40] Speaker 4: that was producing America's Next Top Model, which ran from
[40:43] Speaker 4: two thousand and three to twenty fifteen, and then again
[40:46] Speaker 4: in twenty eighteen, which had a brief period where it
[40:50] Speaker 4: was hosted by Rita Aura. Now here's my thing about
[40:55] Speaker 4: Rita Aura. I love her energy because I feel like
[41:00] Speaker 4: Rita Aura, it's somebody who just stays ready. She may
[41:05] Speaker 4: not be the main attraction, but baby, if she gonna
[41:10] Speaker 4: be in a gown, would a full be waiting in
[41:12] Speaker 4: the parking lot in case somebody don't show up, she
[41:16] Speaker 4: gon't be there.
[41:20] Speaker 8: So yeah, we're gonna.
[41:21] Speaker 4: Watch this briefly.
[41:23] Speaker 3: You already know what it is. This is serious to
[41:26] Speaker 3: these girls.
[41:27] Speaker 4: This should be serious to you. This can't be deceiving.
[41:29] Speaker 4: I'm hurt, I am, but I can't change it. Tara.
[41:34] Speaker 4: I've been if you can, you can't change what. I'm
[41:38] Speaker 4: sick of crowd about stuff that I cannot change.
[41:41] Speaker 3: I'm sick of being disappointed. I'm sick of all of it.
[41:43] Speaker 4: I'm not. It ain't sick of being Disappointedly, No, you're not.
[41:47] Speaker 4: If you were sick of being disappointed, you would stand
[41:50] Speaker 4: up and you would take control of your destiny. Do
[41:52] Speaker 4: you know that you had a possibility to win?
[41:54] Speaker 3: Do you know that all of America is rooting for you?
[41:57] Speaker 3: Do you know that? And then you come in here
[41:58] Speaker 3: and you treat this like a joke.
[42:00] Speaker 4: You come in here and look at that and say,
[42:01] Speaker 4: I can't read that. You read ten times better than.
[42:03] Speaker 3: Half of those girls over there, she didn't.
[42:06] Speaker 4: And you come in here with a defeatist attitude. I
[42:08] Speaker 4: don't have a bad attitude.
[42:09] Speaker 3: Maybe I am angry inside.
[42:10] Speaker 4: I've been through stuff, so I'm angry, which is not
[42:13] Speaker 4: it's not white. Anybody feeling wiet, which is I have never.
[42:24] Speaker 5: Well, my mom yelled at this because she's I was
[42:28] Speaker 5: rooting for you, rooting for you out there?
[42:30] Speaker 3: Yeah, long, something from this.
[42:33] Speaker 4: You going to bed at night, You later, and you
[42:35] Speaker 4: take responsibility for yourself because nobody's gonna take responsibility for.
[42:39] Speaker 12: You, crazy, crazy, crazy.
[42:49] Speaker 3: Syrah, you need to learn something from this.
[42:53] Speaker 8: Also, And she's like, well, my mama yelled at me, Like,
[42:55] Speaker 8: does that means she loved me?
[42:57] Speaker 4: No, it didn't. I don't know. Sometimes your mama yelling
[43:00] Speaker 4: at you and it feels like love.
[43:02] Speaker 7: I don't feel like love.
[43:03] Speaker 8: That's what a lot of that's the same lot of milk.
[43:05] Speaker 8: People told us my mama was franking me, and.
[43:07] Speaker 4: I don't know, I ain't love.
[43:10] Speaker 3: Told us that sh it hurts.
[43:13] Speaker 4: Yeah, it hurts, but then you remember it different, It
[43:18] Speaker 4: hurts less after. But also, Tyra, doesn't that speech resonate
[43:26] Speaker 4: somewhere in your head and your heart?
[43:28] Speaker 7: Yes?
[43:28] Speaker 3: Don't you remember it?
[43:30] Speaker 8: Isn't it even?
[43:31] Speaker 7: Watch next album?
[43:32] Speaker 4: Why isn't she kind of yelling at us as a
[43:34] Speaker 4: collective sham?
[43:36] Speaker 7: That was so big?
[43:37] Speaker 4: Sometimes you need to get up off your ass and
[43:40] Speaker 4: everybody root for you.
[43:42] Speaker 3: We all root for you. Get your bitch ass up
[43:44] Speaker 3: and go do your judge should I got my bitch
[43:47] Speaker 3: ass up today.
[43:49] Speaker 8: You there and you eat late, but you got up,
[43:57] Speaker 8: You got all though, you got up. You hear, we hear,
[43:59] Speaker 8: we hear together we made it. We in san Francisco.
[44:05] Speaker 4: See, this is why I can't. This is why I
[44:07] Speaker 4: can't with my friends family because you just going wow.
[44:13] Speaker 4: So anyways, she also created new ways of exploiting vulnerable
[44:20] Speaker 4: young women for reality television purposes, without sometimes giving winners
[44:25] Speaker 4: money that they were promised.
[44:28] Speaker 7: Wait, what's this picture on the screen.
[44:32] Speaker 8: Oh yeah, we're gonna get to that, because I'm looking
[44:35] Speaker 8: at this and I'm like, this is why.
[44:38] Speaker 4: This is when she had these young women switch ethnicity
[44:45] Speaker 4: for a photo shoot in two thousand and five. And
[44:47] Speaker 4: don't worry, guys, she didn't learn her lesson. She did
[44:50] Speaker 4: it again in two thousand and nine. No, and I
[44:54] Speaker 4: don't know why she didn't realize blackface wasn't a good
[44:57] Speaker 4: idea in two thousand and nine. I feel like I
[44:58] Speaker 4: knew that in two thousand and nine. But that's okay.
[45:01] Speaker 3: So the show, the show Walk with Me.
[45:05] Speaker 4: The show also featured a homeless themed photo shoot and
[45:12] Speaker 4: in which real life homeless people, unhoused people were used
[45:19] Speaker 4: as extras.
[45:21] Speaker 7: Well did they get paid to.
[45:22] Speaker 4: Make it authentic? I do know, because she was only
[45:28] Speaker 4: giving them girls forty dollars a day. Oh yeah, and
[45:32] Speaker 4: that's that's no per diem either.
[45:35] Speaker 8: I know this.
[45:35] Speaker 4: San Francisco, y'all know about some per diem y'alls going
[45:39] Speaker 4: on work trips. Sun Shot, y'all all got sky miles numbers,
[45:45] Speaker 4: don't shut reward program.
[45:48] Speaker 7: Forty dollars a day.
[45:49] Speaker 4: Forty dollars a day and no food. You got to
[45:53] Speaker 4: pay for your own food. Yeah, so yeah, she wasn't
[45:59] Speaker 4: given the girls nothing.
[46:01] Speaker 3: She was giving them forty dollars a day and no
[46:03] Speaker 3: food of water.
[46:04] Speaker 4: Honestly, it's almost as bad as baddies where they give
[46:07] Speaker 4: them tequila and the half of dorito and make them fight.
[46:11] Speaker 4: This kind of it's kind of rough. So the Cycle
[46:14] Speaker 4: seventeen winner Angela Preston sued Tyra in twenty fourteen for
[46:19] Speaker 4: three million dollars for teaching contract, infliction of emotional distress yep,
[46:26] Speaker 4: and failure to provide meal and rest breaks during filming. Damn,
[46:32] Speaker 4: she wouldn't even let these girls take a nap. Shit.
[46:36] Speaker 8: Also just making me, She's making me like, we consider
[46:38] Speaker 8: what I should be asking for three million dollars for
[46:41] Speaker 8: no food and no rest. We don't get paid that
[46:43] Speaker 8: much for TV for TV.
[46:47] Speaker 3: TV shit, and we don't be getting no food in breast.
[46:51] Speaker 7: Maybe you having no soul sent all the day.
[46:53] Speaker 4: They're not gonna sympathize with us. We don't know what
[46:55] Speaker 4: the whole punches. Yeah, they're like, you're out of touch,
[46:59] Speaker 4: like it was right now.
[47:03] Speaker 8: Nobody's like, no, sorry, we got a bunch of engineers
[47:07] Speaker 8: in the crowd.
[47:10] Speaker 4: This lady Angela. The reason I bring this up is
[47:13] Speaker 4: because how it's covered in the news.
[47:15] Speaker 3: But after I did some deep dives, so it.
[47:19] Speaker 4: Was covered that Angela won America's Next Top Model and
[47:25] Speaker 4: then breached her contract and they reshot the episode to
[47:31] Speaker 4: let the other girl win instead of her. What actually
[47:35] Speaker 4: happened was is that tyrun tattap banks and bankable and
[47:39] Speaker 4: whatever the fucks she calling up companies.
[47:42] Speaker 3: Found out that.
[47:44] Speaker 4: Angela had been sex trafficked, yes, and so they were
[47:50] Speaker 4: calling her an escorts. But I don't really think that's
[47:53] Speaker 4: what it was, at least from her accounts. So they
[47:57] Speaker 4: said that she couldn't be an America's Next Top Model.
[48:01] Speaker 3: Because she was trafficked.
[48:05] Speaker 8: What what?
[48:06] Speaker 3: Yeah, No, that's that's it.
[48:08] Speaker 8: That's it.
[48:09] Speaker 7: Yeah, damn damn.
[48:11] Speaker 8: I know, I don't know about the mood down in
[48:16] Speaker 8: his whole damn club.
[48:19] Speaker 4: Tyra crazy, Tyra, Please's America's Next Time Model the most
[48:23] Speaker 4: harmful show of the two thousands. No, it was probably
[48:25] Speaker 4: The Swan or that Lord of the Fly show that
[48:31] Speaker 4: put forty kids in an abandoned ghost town in New
[48:33] Speaker 4: Mexico for six weeks.
[48:36] Speaker 7: I didn't see this. I didn't see this.
[48:38] Speaker 4: I didn't see that one either, but I was horrified,
[48:41] Speaker 4: Like what again? Why y'all lett y'all babies go employ
[48:47] Speaker 4: like so. At the same time that America's Next Top
[48:51] Speaker 4: Model was happening, Tyra was hosting The Tyra Banks Show,
[48:54] Speaker 4: right where she produced memorable episodes like oh shit, Yeah.
[49:01] Speaker 4: She tried to sing, I'm actually not even gonna play this.
[49:04] Speaker 4: It's not worth it. Y'all want to hear.
[49:08] Speaker 3: Shake your body, Boddy?
[49:11] Speaker 7: I ain't never heard it. I want to hear it.
[49:12] Speaker 8: I want to hear it. Let's go, Tyra.
[49:15] Speaker 4: I love this, lady. Okay, shake your buddy, Boddy, movie Buddy, Boddy.
[49:21] Speaker 3: Buddy's betty about it, sob but I'll show you.
[49:28] Speaker 8: I'm mismorized right now. I'm mismerized.
[49:34] Speaker 7: I ain't never seen this in my life.
[49:35] Speaker 4: You ain't never seen shake yo, Shake your body, buddy.
[49:41] Speaker 8: Lady's trying to stop that for the last fifteen seconds,
[49:44] Speaker 8: and Tyra was like, not, today's.
[49:48] Speaker 4: Not so Now. Remember when I said that Tyra Banks
[49:55] Speaker 4: is all your fault. We're gonna get there now.
[49:58] Speaker 8: Damn.
[50:01] Speaker 4: Remember Tyra had her Tyra Banks TV show the right Yeah,
[50:07] Speaker 4: so she had memorable episodes.
[50:09] Speaker 3: Like pretends to be Fat.
[50:16] Speaker 8: Yep, yep, yep, yep.
[50:19] Speaker 4: Tyra Fat, people exist and they're beautiful and they're doing
[50:27] Speaker 4: just fine. And I don't think that they need you
[50:30] Speaker 4: to put on a suit.
[50:34] Speaker 8: Well, you remember she started on the Fresh Press of
[50:36] Speaker 8: bel Air. You remember that one episode where Will Smith
[50:39] Speaker 8: had to put on.
[50:39] Speaker 5: Faster You remember that episode There's there's nothing wrong with
[50:44] Speaker 5: being fat?
[50:44] Speaker 7: Oh no, I know that. I'm just saying that's where
[50:47] Speaker 7: she got the idea from.
[50:48] Speaker 4: Probably damn she probably did. She was like, I remember
[50:51] Speaker 4: Will black and White music video and was like, i'ma
[50:53] Speaker 4: make people black and white. And then she she to Fresh.
[50:59] Speaker 8: Pressure is like her experiences.
[51:04] Speaker 4: Yes, you know, if it wasn't enough the first time,
[51:11] Speaker 4: she had to pretend to be homeless again. Now I
[51:15] Speaker 4: think she overshot this one. It's giving like she was
[51:20] Speaker 4: trying to give us like refugee I know.
[51:24] Speaker 8: Yeah, she.
[51:27] Speaker 3: Like what war torn country.
[51:29] Speaker 4: Are you in?
[51:30] Speaker 8: I mean America? Like you could very much.
[51:35] Speaker 4: Just be here. Actually, I take it back, that's senophobic.
[51:39] Speaker 3: This is actually accurate.
[51:42] Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, but she really was selling it with the
[51:45] Speaker 4: face and this sad. I think she had somebody to
[51:47] Speaker 4: put dirt on her face.
[51:48] Speaker 3: Or some miskiping.
[51:49] Speaker 8: So why she got some of her hair like on
[51:51] Speaker 8: the house, we will let their hair out. I gotta
[51:55] Speaker 8: gotta cover my hair.
[51:57] Speaker 4: No they don't. That's how everyone knows you're homeless right now. No,
[52:04] Speaker 4: I'm kidding, No, it's yeah. This I don't know what
[52:08] Speaker 4: she was thinking. But don't worry, guys, because then Tyrone
[52:11] Speaker 4: needs to pretend to have rapist. She know, you know
[52:18] Speaker 4: how you need to be pretending to have Rabe's sometimes,
[52:22] Speaker 4: you know how you been need to do that.
[52:25] Speaker 3: And you know why I said that this is our fault.
[52:29] Speaker 8: I bet this again.
[52:33] Speaker 4: Won two Emmys.
[52:34] Speaker 8: Yep, yep, this is our fault.
[52:41] Speaker 4: We encouraged this.
[52:42] Speaker 8: We watched this and was like, rivety, I've never seen
[52:48] Speaker 8: that person with rabies.
[52:51] Speaker 7: Give me more.
[52:54] Speaker 3: It's the best decision out of the three.
[52:58] Speaker 8: I mean, it is rape, yeah, yeah.
[53:02] Speaker 4: The other one is cosplaying people who are in dire straits.
[53:06] Speaker 3: The other one is like.
[53:07] Speaker 4: What are you doing? Girl?
[53:09] Speaker 8: And then this I mean, I'm gonna be real. The
[53:12] Speaker 8: little video you can't.
[53:15] Speaker 5: The video you got get that sexually, I say that
[53:24] Speaker 5: sexually you don't know.
[53:27] Speaker 4: You split there. You wound you up with the shake
[53:30] Speaker 4: your body body video. You know now you don't know
[53:33] Speaker 4: how to act. You can do a lot with it.
[53:39] Speaker 4: To the book, because I'm gonna be wrapping this up
[53:42] Speaker 4: in a moment. Model Land, Model Land.
[53:45] Speaker 7: She got books too.
[53:46] Speaker 4: Yeah, now for her ya.
[53:49] Speaker 3: Novels, well, it was supposed to be more than one.
[53:51] Speaker 4: She was supposed to be the jk Rolling of modeling
[53:56] Speaker 4: turns of writers. Cool but except for she wasn't gonna
[54:02] Speaker 4: be no turf like fucking jk Rowl jk Rowling. One thing,
[54:07] Speaker 4: thank you, and one thing I will say.
[54:11] Speaker 3: About motherfucking Tyer Banks.
[54:13] Speaker 4: Is Look, she might cause you emotional distress and harm,
[54:18] Speaker 4: but she ain't gonna call you out of your pronouns.
[54:21] Speaker 3: They are bitch. She a bitch.
[54:24] Speaker 4: Here up, bitch, we ain't miss gender and none of
[54:29] Speaker 4: you bitches.
[54:33] Speaker 8: The hero we need, it's a hero we need right there.
[54:41] Speaker 8: The hero we need is crazy.
[54:45] Speaker 4: But yes, so she had these books and I'm telling you, guys,
[54:49] Speaker 4: I'm telling you this is not assault because I still
[54:51] Speaker 4: love this lady. Somehow this book landed in my hands
[54:55] Speaker 4: in middle school.
[54:56] Speaker 8: You have this book.
[54:58] Speaker 4: I didn't buy it, but it was being passed around
[55:01] Speaker 4: in the cafeteria, and I learned about Touki who had
[55:06] Speaker 4: one green eye and one blue one uk.
[55:11] Speaker 8: Dela Krim, Tooky, Dela Crime.
[55:15] Speaker 4: That's a name, right for a character in the movie.
[55:17] Speaker 8: You could tell. You could tell that was Tyran's idea.
[55:19] Speaker 8: The editors is like, can we change this name please?
[55:23] Speaker 8: It's like, no, you can't it, don't change it.
[55:31] Speaker 4: It feels like she did, like like if you were
[55:33] Speaker 4: to have remember those BuzzFeed tests and stuff, like if
[55:37] Speaker 4: they had that was just like what's your RuPaul's dragon name?
[55:41] Speaker 4: And you just put in your initials and.
[55:43] Speaker 8: They're like, Dela Chrime, what was your first pets name?
[55:48] Speaker 8: And the last thing you Ateky Dela Crime.
[55:55] Speaker 4: So she Tooky was unexpectedly invited to this exclusive magical
[56:02] Speaker 4: model school called Model Land, where she met an albino girl.
[56:12] Speaker 8: Is is that okay to still say? I don't know, man,
[56:16] Speaker 8: We grew up at a different time. We used to
[56:17] Speaker 8: be able to say a lot of ship. We can't
[56:18] Speaker 8: say no more. I don't know.
[56:31] Speaker 4: She also met a plus size girl, and she also
[56:36] Speaker 4: met a short.
[56:37] Speaker 8: Girl, the worst, the worst infraction of all.
[56:48] Speaker 4: And she learned about friendship, courage, and self belief to
[56:53] Speaker 4: become one of the seven Intoxabellas. Those are the sexy people.
[57:00] Speaker 4: Reviews called the book.
[57:04] Speaker 7: It had to be terrible.
[57:11] Speaker 4: Reviews called the book over long.
[57:16] Speaker 8: Ain't making no words for this book. This book is overlong.
[57:21] Speaker 8: I've never heard that learn in my life.
[57:24] Speaker 4: Escape her music video trying to click like no, I'm
[57:29] Speaker 4: not no.
[57:31] Speaker 3: They also called it warped and exhausting.
[57:37] Speaker 4: Damn.
[57:39] Speaker 8: Can you imagine being exhausted by a book that you
[57:41] Speaker 8: can put down? Are you gonna put the ship down?
[57:45] Speaker 8: You're like, whoo, too much, let's put it down, and
[57:49] Speaker 8: you still exhausted.
[57:51] Speaker 4: They're like, no, I gotta, I gotta okay, and this
[57:56] Speaker 4: is kind to me. You gotta keep reading the book.
[57:58] Speaker 8: You gotta keep reading. This book just open up. Well,
[58:02] Speaker 8: we got to just keep reading like that at the
[58:05] Speaker 8: end of Wicked, the book opens up.
[58:10] Speaker 4: Yeah, so.
[58:14] Speaker 3: Oh god.
[58:15] Speaker 4: So in season seventeen, Tyra had the four remaining contestants
[58:21] Speaker 4: on her show America's Next Top Model perform as characters
[58:25] Speaker 4: in the novel in a short film based on the book.
[58:29] Speaker 8: No how about you, I've never heard about fab Life?
[58:37] Speaker 4: Yeah, so fab Life with Life wasn't that fatch?
[58:41] Speaker 8: Like?
[58:41] Speaker 3: She quit this show after three months?
[58:44] Speaker 4: And honestly, Jaquise, give me your best guess at what
[58:48] Speaker 4: you think Tyra's catchphrase would be for faa life?
[58:54] Speaker 8: Uh? Fabulous?
[58:58] Speaker 7: I don't know.
[59:01] Speaker 3: Fabra Cadabra.
[59:05] Speaker 8: That was the next thing I was gonna say. I
[59:08] Speaker 8: was gonna say that next Fabra Cadabra.
[59:12] Speaker 4: And her cash You got a good voice, and her
[59:14] Speaker 4: cashphrase didn't get to take off. And then because she quit,
[59:19] Speaker 4: right and then okay, if we were to think of
[59:22] Speaker 4: someone who's Rita Aura in a different font, who would
[59:30] Speaker 4: y'all guess.
[59:32] Speaker 7: Rita Aura in a different font?
[59:35] Speaker 11: Uh?
[59:36] Speaker 3: Because someone took the show.
[59:38] Speaker 8: Fergie Fergie, Nah, Fergie been down since he did the
[59:43] Speaker 8: national anthem all them years ago. Oh damn, I remember that.
[59:48] Speaker 8: I heard that.
[59:50] Speaker 4: You.
[59:51] Speaker 3: I was actually in the building for that was you.
[59:53] Speaker 8: Yeah, I hate America And I was even like, girl,
[59:56] Speaker 8: don't do that.
[59:56] Speaker 4: I enjoyed it.
[59:58] Speaker 8: I don't do that.
[59:58] Speaker 7: What you're doing?
[59:59] Speaker 8: Man, how am.
[1:00:03] Speaker 4: She was giving us blues?
[1:00:06] Speaker 3: She was gonna shot.
[1:00:09] Speaker 4: I love it.
[1:00:10] Speaker 8: I love them people too much.
[1:00:11] Speaker 3: I do too much all the time. I need people
[1:00:13] Speaker 3: to do too much.
[1:00:15] Speaker 4: So wrapping this up pretty soon, here, guys, we're probably
[1:00:20] Speaker 4: looking at what uh say? Yeah, yeah, probably about like ten.
[1:00:26] Speaker 3: Oh yeah, not a gut it there.
[1:00:27] Speaker 4: I didn't have to look at my phone like I'm
[1:00:29] Speaker 4: professional the whole goddamn time, Sonna, keep here, none of
[1:00:35] Speaker 4: you guests.
[1:00:36] Speaker 8: Who.
[1:00:39] Speaker 4: Is Christy teaking at a different time?
[1:00:45] Speaker 7: Christy?
[1:00:47] Speaker 8: What happened.
[1:00:50] Speaker 3: Rita Or and Chrissy tieging on the same person?
[1:00:53] Speaker 8: Chrissy.
[1:00:54] Speaker 4: We've never seen them in the same room.
[1:00:57] Speaker 8: Damn.
[1:00:58] Speaker 4: So Christy showed up and put her Rita or a
[1:01:01] Speaker 4: fascist on, was like posting Tyra's show. And then it ended.
[1:01:09] Speaker 4: Now remember Tyra Beauty, No, no, no, no, I'm gonna
[1:01:16] Speaker 4: be real with you, lazy.
[1:01:18] Speaker 8: I ain't heard nothing from Tyra in fifteen years. I
[1:01:23] Speaker 8: thought she was not doing anything, and like she's been
[1:01:26] Speaker 8: doing a lot.
[1:01:27] Speaker 4: Yeah she's a busy lady. Yes, So this was her
[1:01:31] Speaker 4: multi level marketing scheme. So Tyra told the TV Critics Association.
[1:01:38] Speaker 4: When the Tyra Banks Show ended, I was like I'm
[1:01:42] Speaker 4: done with talk. I'm gonna hunt her down, go to
[1:01:45] Speaker 4: business school and really focus on the business side of
[1:01:50] Speaker 4: my career. Business. So by business school, she meant Harvard.
[1:02:00] Speaker 4: Harvard's non degree granting course. Hmm.
[1:02:07] Speaker 3: Harvard non degree granting course.
[1:02:13] Speaker 4: Called the nine week Owner President Management Program. A lot
[1:02:17] Speaker 4: of words in there, which has no formal educational requirements. Damn.
[1:02:24] Speaker 7: You can go to Harvard with nothing.
[1:02:27] Speaker 4: I know.
[1:02:27] Speaker 7: You can go to Harvard with no education.
[1:02:29] Speaker 4: Yes, give a certificate and it's given you gotta print
[1:02:32] Speaker 4: it yourself. Like they're not even going they they just send.
[1:02:37] Speaker 8: You a link and be like, here you go, bro.
[1:02:45] Speaker 3: Harvard non real degree. Yeah so yeah, yeah.
[1:02:52] Speaker 4: They don't even refer to them as students. They call
[1:02:55] Speaker 4: them clients.
[1:02:56] Speaker 8: Damn.
[1:02:58] Speaker 4: It's designed specifically for presidents and CEOs of companies over
[1:03:03] Speaker 4: ten million dollars.
[1:03:04] Speaker 3: Like making over ten million dollars annually.
[1:03:06] Speaker 4: Tyra said she wanted to educate herself as much as
[1:03:09] Speaker 4: she could to help her salesforce rake in what she
[1:03:13] Speaker 4: calls bank signs. So Tyra, she said on her website,
[1:03:23] Speaker 4: my goal is to help you be the CEO of
[1:03:28] Speaker 4: your life.
[1:03:29] Speaker 8: Uh huh.
[1:03:30] Speaker 4: You can start your own business by selling Tyra beauty products.
[1:03:36] Speaker 4: I am galvanizing a community of entrepreneurs called what do
[1:03:41] Speaker 4: you want to call these entrepreneurs? And then I'll tell
[1:03:42] Speaker 4: you what she calls them.
[1:03:45] Speaker 8: I would call the entrepreneurs. Uh, they old bank rolls.
[1:03:50] Speaker 8: I like that, Oh, bank, bankroll the bank.
[1:03:55] Speaker 4: You need to be on her team.
[1:03:57] Speaker 8: I know. Yeah, you're looking for a job. Yeah, you need.
[1:04:00] Speaker 4: You need to be working with Tyra because she called
[1:04:03] Speaker 4: them beauty tainers.
[1:04:04] Speaker 7: Beauty tainers.
[1:04:07] Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm reveal with you, man, Tyra do sound like
[1:04:10] Speaker 8: black woman Donald Trump?
[1:04:15] Speaker 4: I didn't want to say it.
[1:04:17] Speaker 8: It sound like it's crazy. It's crazy.
[1:04:20] Speaker 3: It's not that bad.
[1:04:22] Speaker 8: She's not as evil as as racist as he is.
[1:04:25] Speaker 3: Hell, he's he's that's a different. She'd just be doing anything.
[1:04:30] Speaker 7: She doing anything.
[1:04:31] Speaker 4: She's like if Donald Trump had two loving parents, because
[1:04:37] Speaker 4: you know, he's inflicting a lot of that pain on
[1:04:39] Speaker 4: us because he ain't getting no hugs, get no hugs.
[1:04:42] Speaker 4: Used to be a fucking Democrat.
[1:04:44] Speaker 8: He got a million dollars and was like, get on
[1:04:46] Speaker 8: up out of the hill, bum.
[1:04:47] Speaker 4: And Biden lived rick free in his head because he's like, damn,
[1:04:50] Speaker 4: I wish I could be as cool as him niggas
[1:04:52] Speaker 4: damn and he.
[1:04:53] Speaker 3: Was mad about January sixth.
[1:04:55] Speaker 4: You know the funniest thing that he said, what it
[1:04:57] Speaker 4: was like January sixth, Like my fa the people they
[1:05:02] Speaker 4: didn't look as good as I thought they would.
[1:05:05] Speaker 8: The people they look as good as I thought they
[1:05:08] Speaker 8: look good, they didn't look as good.
[1:05:10] Speaker 4: Yeah, he was mad that his fans was ugly. He
[1:05:16] Speaker 4: was like, y'all supposed to be sexy storm in the Capitol.
[1:05:19] Speaker 8: And honestly, on Tyra Banks would have said the same.
[1:05:24] Speaker 8: She would have been like, with all these ugly people
[1:05:27] Speaker 8: in this room.
[1:05:30] Speaker 4: Come out here representing me like this, we was rooting
[1:05:33] Speaker 4: for you. And that's why I appreciate y'all because y'all
[1:05:35] Speaker 4: be looking nice and good.
[1:05:37] Speaker 8: When y'all beautiful, beautiful.
[1:05:40] Speaker 4: Thank you for putting that ship on.
[1:05:41] Speaker 3: I appreciate that.
[1:05:43] Speaker 4: So as we are wrapping up here, yes, so beauty tainers, right, beauty.
[1:05:48] Speaker 4: So she said, Okay, I know some of y'all probably
[1:05:51] Speaker 4: heard the music when he first walked in here, and
[1:05:54] Speaker 4: it was like a little ominous scary. That's how she
[1:05:58] Speaker 4: was like.
[1:05:58] Speaker 8: Yeah, she was like, yeah, the first song I heard
[1:06:02] Speaker 8: was from Sinners. That's why even for the first people.
[1:06:05] Speaker 8: I walked in and gall was listening the sinners coming in.
[1:06:08] Speaker 8: I was like, god, I mean it was black right,
[1:06:11] Speaker 8: it was.
[1:06:11] Speaker 4: What I thought.
[1:06:13] Speaker 8: There was a choice was.
[1:06:13] Speaker 4: Like steel, I said, steal stuff. And then I was like,
[1:06:17] Speaker 4: they probably don't think this is a trap because I
[1:06:19] Speaker 4: got this fucking music on. Like I'm like, I'm like,
[1:06:22] Speaker 4: I can't. I need to put a period in between
[1:06:25] Speaker 4: say the next sentence, like like I'm Jesus at the
[1:06:28] Speaker 4: Last Supper, like if you.
[1:06:30] Speaker 8: Me, you betray me. And they was like, we can't
[1:06:33] Speaker 8: steal to this music, which means the people that did
[1:06:35] Speaker 8: steal to that music.
[1:06:38] Speaker 7: Tenderloin or something.
[1:06:43] Speaker 4: So yeah, she said that she's gonna train her beauty
[1:06:47] Speaker 4: tainters with her team and the art of fusing beauty
[1:06:51] Speaker 4: and entertainment.
[1:06:53] Speaker 3: What could those two words go together? Ass and racking.
[1:06:57] Speaker 4: Them up into bank signs. Every new beauty tainer was
[1:07:01] Speaker 4: assigned to an established beauty tainer crew and to be
[1:07:06] Speaker 4: an active beautytainer.
[1:07:09] Speaker 7: This is now.
[1:07:10] Speaker 8: Listen how long did this go on?
[1:07:13] Speaker 3: This It might still be going now.
[1:07:16] Speaker 8: Look, don't don't be ashamed, don't be ashamed. There's anybody
[1:07:19] Speaker 8: in this room entertainer.
[1:07:21] Speaker 3: Is anybody a beauty anybody.
[1:07:22] Speaker 7: A beautytainer in here?
[1:07:24] Speaker 4: No, okay what you're saying, no said, no, thank you?
[1:07:29] Speaker 8: Okay, you can tell us after the show us.
[1:07:34] Speaker 4: Listen. You don't have to confess now, you're bequest writer.
[1:07:37] Speaker 4: Now listen. If you want to be a beautytainer in
[1:07:39] Speaker 4: the future, all you need is one hundred and fifty dollars.
[1:07:42] Speaker 4: Now you can either sell one hundred and fifty dollars
[1:07:45] Speaker 4: worth of product, or you can give her one hundred
[1:07:47] Speaker 4: and fifty dollars beauty Also like just a little fifty
[1:07:52] Speaker 4: nine dollars to enroll.
[1:07:55] Speaker 8: You gotta give one hundred and fifty dollars and fifty
[1:07:57] Speaker 8: nine dollars to enroll.
[1:07:58] Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just two ninety nine just to you trying
[1:08:03] Speaker 4: to be a beauty tainer.
[1:08:04] Speaker 7: You know what you gotta pay to be beautiful?
[1:08:06] Speaker 4: I get it yer after you pay your fees and
[1:08:13] Speaker 4: order products.
[1:08:15] Speaker 3: We have the six minute tie over kit.
[1:08:20] Speaker 8: Six minute tieover kit.
[1:08:22] Speaker 4: It's gonna tie you over.
[1:08:23] Speaker 7: It's gonna tie you over.
[1:08:24] Speaker 3: The smies eyes shadow smies.
[1:08:28] Speaker 7: Where your eyes are smiling. Yeah yeah, yeah.
[1:08:31] Speaker 3: We got the stick with me make up setting sprits.
[1:08:35] Speaker 4: All right.
[1:08:36] Speaker 7: We found the person who a beauty tainer.
[1:08:37] Speaker 8: Back there we go.
[1:08:39] Speaker 3: I think we heard a beauty tantor.
[1:08:40] Speaker 4: Yeah, we got the oops eyeliner, which is definitely something
[1:08:43] Speaker 4: you want to hear when you're putting something near your eye.
[1:08:46] Speaker 8: Yeah, oops oops.
[1:08:48] Speaker 7: Yeah.
[1:08:50] Speaker 4: And then also we got menaga.
[1:08:53] Speaker 7: Brown, Minaja brown.
[1:08:56] Speaker 4: Which I don't want my eyebrows to fuck like, yeah, I.
[1:09:00] Speaker 3: Actually want them to be separate.
[1:09:03] Speaker 8: Also a minaja ain't that three?
[1:09:08] Speaker 4: Minaja brown, manaja brow. She's trying to put them all together.
[1:09:13] Speaker 4: We don't need to look at this. I want to
[1:09:15] Speaker 4: tell you the story of a woman, okay, fine, a
[1:09:17] Speaker 4: woman that stayed married to hernger than she should have
[1:09:19] Speaker 4: because she didn't have the money or the independence to
[1:09:22] Speaker 4: leave a marriage that she felt was no longer a
[1:09:24] Speaker 4: positive and she's recruiting. One day she found domestic abuse
[1:09:29] Speaker 4: to that marriage.
[1:09:30] Speaker 3: And she moved her kids to a one day what.
[1:09:32] Speaker 7: A crazy position in a video.
[1:09:35] Speaker 4: Of Los Angeles, California.
[1:09:37] Speaker 3: Why should she step in the house?
[1:09:39] Speaker 4: A little one shared, a tiny girl.
[1:09:40] Speaker 3: She said, look at this.
[1:09:41] Speaker 4: There was her children on that first night in that
[1:09:44] Speaker 4: one bedroom apartment that in one year they would move
[1:09:47] Speaker 4: to an apartment with two bedrooms.
[1:09:50] Speaker 8: She did just that, I want to be clear. She
[1:09:53] Speaker 8: has a chair behind her.
[1:09:54] Speaker 4: Promised her kids that in one year they would move
[1:09:57] Speaker 4: to a safer area.
[1:09:58] Speaker 8: Ah, she she was able to get.
[1:10:02] Speaker 3: Into their three bedroom dream home.
[1:10:06] Speaker 10: That woman was my mama and one of those.
[1:10:08] Speaker 4: Kids, and my mama isn't somebody that thinks outside of
[1:10:12] Speaker 4: the box. If there was a more modern and so the.
[1:10:15] Speaker 8: First one, we're gonna move to a two band room.
[1:10:18] Speaker 8: But we're still in the hood.
[1:10:19] Speaker 10: Man, So what is tyra beauty?
[1:10:25] Speaker 3: And how did my mama struggle lead me? I'm sorry what,
[1:10:30] Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
[1:10:30] Speaker 4: I'm not gonna go back to the video, but I
[1:10:34] Speaker 4: why she why was she like, can someone go do
[1:10:37] Speaker 4: poor b roll? Like, yeah, one of poor pictures. Can
[1:10:43] Speaker 4: we find a stairwell that's so dirty?
[1:10:47] Speaker 8: Let's find a stairwell with paint chipped off of it.
[1:10:50] Speaker 4: Can we find one of those windows with the bars
[1:10:55] Speaker 4: that's gonna really get it across? And then she's like,
[1:10:57] Speaker 4: and that was my mother.
[1:10:58] Speaker 8: Let's find a two bedroom apartment that don't have a
[1:11:01] Speaker 8: door on the front, on in front of the building.
[1:11:07] Speaker 4: Why would she do this?
[1:11:08] Speaker 3: She's so serious?
[1:11:10] Speaker 4: Please, it's real.
[1:11:13] Speaker 8: I love that she was, like my mama moved us.
[1:11:16] Speaker 8: She was like, I promise we're gonna get back to
[1:11:18] Speaker 8: the ghetto. Though when we moved we had a Twopever,
[1:11:21] Speaker 8: Mama wasn't.
[1:11:22] Speaker 3: Doing that great at the time.
[1:11:23] Speaker 8: But gunshots were still flying through the air.
[1:11:27] Speaker 4: But then eventually she got it together and got us
[1:11:29] Speaker 4: a home. And you can do that too with Tyra Beauty.
[1:11:33] Speaker 4: She acted like her mama did.
[1:11:34] Speaker 3: Tyra Beauty.
[1:11:36] Speaker 4: How do you want to advertise, yo, Mama's success story.
[1:11:41] Speaker 8: The beautiful people in the hood too. What beauty got
[1:11:44] Speaker 8: to do with getting out the hood? Man, there's a
[1:11:46] Speaker 8: lot of beautiful people in the hood.
[1:11:47] Speaker 4: Honestly, Beauty gets you out of the hood.
[1:11:50] Speaker 7: Beauty gets you out of here.
[1:11:51] Speaker 8: Maybe beauty and dribbling the basketball get you out of
[1:11:54] Speaker 8: the hook, lord.
[1:11:55] Speaker 3: And also being smart. Looking at all our computer kids
[1:11:57] Speaker 3: in here.
[1:11:58] Speaker 8: Man, it ain't none of these was who grew up
[1:12:00] Speaker 8: in the hood, who grew up in the hood here, Yeah,
[1:12:03] Speaker 8: there you go, all there you go, there you go.
[1:12:07] Speaker 4: So you saw you saw some of them them stairwells
[1:12:09] Speaker 4: with the steroid.
[1:12:11] Speaker 8: You saw them windows with the bars. He was like,
[1:12:13] Speaker 8: I'm home. I didn't know I was going to see
[1:12:20] Speaker 8: home when I got to this show. Sorry, man, I
[1:12:24] Speaker 8: grew up on the South Side of Chicago. I grew
[1:12:25] Speaker 8: up in the hood. Bro I grew up in the hood.
[1:12:27] Speaker 8: I grew up in the hood. I get you.
[1:12:32] Speaker 4: Hannah was saying, I didn't stay strong. Damn so ty.
[1:12:45] Speaker 4: She came out of modeling retirement to return the Sports
[1:12:48] Speaker 4: Illustrated Right, but she got a new name. Now, remember
[1:12:51] Speaker 4: she got fifty eleven names. Now we're on bank X.
[1:12:55] Speaker 4: Honestly she beat elon to it. She threw an X
[1:13:00] Speaker 4: on it.
[1:13:01] Speaker 8: She she like changed her like name.
[1:13:04] Speaker 3: Yes, she wants to new symbol.
[1:13:06] Speaker 4: She said. The X symbolized xing out cook like cookie
[1:13:12] Speaker 4: cutter beauty.
[1:13:13] Speaker 8: But why should still use b A N?
[1:13:15] Speaker 7: Then just use X.
[1:13:22] Speaker 3: Use X. Yeah, ban X is kind of.
[1:13:27] Speaker 4: It sounds like the mad as a teen, I sound like.
[1:13:31] Speaker 8: A high blood pressure medication.
[1:13:34] Speaker 4: X. Now that I've started using ban X, my days
[1:13:40] Speaker 4: are brighter.
[1:13:42] Speaker 3: I have time to play with my grandchildren.
[1:13:46] Speaker 8: Yeah.
[1:13:48] Speaker 7: I could do the things I never could do before.
[1:13:52] Speaker 4: And now all of a sudden, I want a bicyclethtime. Yeah,
[1:13:56] Speaker 4: and so she said, bank X ban X.
[1:14:02] Speaker 7: Banks. Oh, it's still supposed to be banks.
[1:14:05] Speaker 3: Damn, I can't read.
[1:14:09] Speaker 8: Hey, that's not on us. That's heard with that dumb ass.
[1:14:13] Speaker 4: Why did you.
[1:14:14] Speaker 3: Say something, Luke, you knew I was saying pan X
[1:14:18] Speaker 3: and it was Banks.
[1:14:19] Speaker 8: We was up here talking about it like it's medicine. Hell,
[1:14:22] Speaker 8: it was like, this is medicine.
[1:14:25] Speaker 4: Thank you, thank you, sis, thank you.
[1:14:28] Speaker 8: I appreciate it. You relate to a nigga who had
[1:14:31] Speaker 8: bars on his windows. He don't even tell you shit,
[1:14:34] Speaker 8: I don't tell you nothing, man.
[1:14:37] Speaker 4: Not pam X Banks. Fine, I can't read good no more.
[1:14:42] Speaker 4: Apparently so no, I.
[1:14:45] Speaker 8: Think not knowing how to pronounce b a n X
[1:14:47] Speaker 8: is okay what.
[1:14:49] Speaker 4: She said that Banks is her.
[1:14:52] Speaker 3: It's also every woman.
[1:14:54] Speaker 4: Banks represents rebirth and that beauty in boundaries can always
[1:15:00] Speaker 4: be broken. Wow, Now before we go, this is the
[1:15:05] Speaker 4: next logical place that we have to go. Okay, and
[1:15:08] Speaker 4: it's gonna make so much sense. This is Tyra's next adventure.
[1:15:14] Speaker 4: Theme park Hell.
[1:15:16] Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know how you gotta do a
[1:15:23] Speaker 3: little theme park sometimes.
[1:15:24] Speaker 7: I love a theme park.
[1:15:25] Speaker 8: You know how you gotta do a little love a
[1:15:27] Speaker 8: theme park. Everybody who knows me, No, I love a
[1:15:29] Speaker 8: theme park.
[1:15:30] Speaker 4: I literally just saw a TikTok video of people having
[1:15:33] Speaker 4: to walk off the six flags ride and somebody in
[1:15:36] Speaker 4: the comments was like, oh, bitch, if I have to
[1:15:38] Speaker 4: walk off this whole, I'm on five of them flags
[1:15:40] Speaker 4: when I get to the ground, because what do you mean?
[1:15:47] Speaker 4: What do you mean?
[1:15:48] Speaker 8: Hey, you get stuck?
[1:15:51] Speaker 4: Tyra. Tyra entered the theme park industry, and she's a
[1:15:55] Speaker 4: known Disney lover.
[1:15:57] Speaker 3: Doesn't that make sense that she's a Disney adult?
[1:16:00] Speaker 8: Yeah?
[1:16:00] Speaker 7: Where my Disney people at?
[1:16:03] Speaker 8: There we go? I see.
[1:16:04] Speaker 4: So she made this theme park called Model Lands after
[1:16:09] Speaker 4: the book. She ran it back, ran it back now. Listen.
[1:16:17] Speaker 4: Model Lands was at the Santa Monica Place shopping mall,
[1:16:22] Speaker 4: because you know how theme parks be at the mall.
[1:16:25] Speaker 8: Yeah. I also to say, theme park and ten thousand
[1:16:28] Speaker 8: square foot don't go together. Theme parks are bigger than that.
[1:16:33] Speaker 8: That's a store.
[1:16:37] Speaker 3: It's whatever you wanted. Your mind is a vibe. Theme
[1:16:41] Speaker 3: park is a feeling. Right now?
[1:16:44] Speaker 4: We we in a theme park?
[1:16:48] Speaker 8: Who?
[1:16:49] Speaker 9: Yes?
[1:16:49] Speaker 4: Yes? See yes about theme park? So yeah, ten thousand
[1:16:58] Speaker 4: square foot And she taken it as an immersive experience.
[1:17:03] Speaker 4: I love that because it's so vague. It could mean anything.
[1:17:08] Speaker 4: What does immersive really mean?
[1:17:12] Speaker 8: It means that if you white, they might put you
[1:17:15] Speaker 8: in blackface. Wait, this is in art. This is near
[1:17:23] Speaker 8: US Santa Monica Place. Yes, that's why I never heard
[1:17:25] Speaker 8: of that all in my life.
[1:17:26] Speaker 4: I ain't never heard of it eacha. So it opened
[1:17:30] Speaker 4: two years after it was supposed to because we know
[1:17:32] Speaker 4: she loves to be late.
[1:17:33] Speaker 8: Yeah.
[1:17:33] Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's obviously half the size that was supposed
[1:17:38] Speaker 4: to be. You pay for a regular or VIP ticket
[1:17:43] Speaker 4: and you walk through a series of themed rooms at
[1:17:47] Speaker 4: the mall.
[1:17:49] Speaker 8: So we got the beauty tis what's it called again?
[1:17:53] Speaker 8: The beautician? What's the beauty?
[1:17:55] Speaker 7: The beauty tankers?
[1:17:58] Speaker 4: All right, let's let's immerse herselves. Everyone ready to be immersed?
[1:18:03] Speaker 7: Immersed?
[1:18:04] Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm ready, We're ready. I still love tyr. I'm ready, y'all?
[1:18:08] Speaker 3: Is y'all immersed?
[1:18:09] Speaker 8: This looks like something I will spend two dollars and
[1:18:12] Speaker 8: thirty two cents on.
[1:18:13] Speaker 4: Even the mannequin looked tired. Yeah, he looks like she
[1:18:18] Speaker 4: want to be there.
[1:18:19] Speaker 8: Hell yeah, and baby, y'all.
[1:18:22] Speaker 3: Couldn't get a tablecloth for this table?
[1:18:24] Speaker 4: Why am I looking? Why am I looking at raw
[1:18:27] Speaker 4: table foots?
[1:18:28] Speaker 8: This is yeah, man, we got the table showing feet,
[1:18:31] Speaker 8: not raw tablefoot This table ain't got no shoes on
[1:18:34] Speaker 8: or nothing. Table ain't got no shoes on. The mannequin naked, put.
[1:18:39] Speaker 4: A coat on their baby.
[1:18:41] Speaker 7: The mannequin ain't got no at all.
[1:18:44] Speaker 3: And then she got three weeks just a mannequins. This
[1:18:49] Speaker 3: is the immersion.
[1:18:50] Speaker 4: What you're supposed to do at the gloves? What is
[1:18:52] Speaker 4: this immerse?
[1:18:52] Speaker 7: What the is gonna do with being a model?
[1:18:57] Speaker 4: I don't I don't know, but look, somebody is immersing themselves.
[1:19:00] Speaker 4: Look at the back as a photo booth there.
[1:19:03] Speaker 2: See.
[1:19:04] Speaker 4: Yeah, it looks kind of sad whatever this photo booth is,
[1:19:06] Speaker 4: but they look like they immersing.
[1:19:08] Speaker 8: For people who are listening to the podcast and can't
[1:19:10] Speaker 8: see this shit. The description I'm discussing this is it
[1:19:13] Speaker 8: looks like shit.
[1:19:18] Speaker 4: Close captioning it looks like shit. Oh man, Yeah, but
[1:19:24] Speaker 4: that's that's the VIP ticket, Josey, y'all need to get immersed.
[1:19:27] Speaker 8: That's the VIP ticket, got it?
[1:19:32] Speaker 3: So you know, I do want to say this before
[1:19:36] Speaker 3: I move on from this.
[1:19:37] Speaker 4: She said that her theme park was a natural extension
[1:19:41] Speaker 4: of the mission she began with on America's Next Top Model.
[1:19:45] Speaker 4: She said, my empathy for women in general increased through
[1:19:50] Speaker 4: the experience, and now.
[1:19:54] Speaker 7: He knows lies. I hear you back there.
[1:19:58] Speaker 4: And now with modeling, I'm taking at ten steps forward,
[1:20:02] Speaker 4: giving people the opportunity to engage with the elusive world
[1:20:08] Speaker 4: by opening it up to everyone.
[1:20:12] Speaker 3: Three wigs and.
[1:20:13] Speaker 4: A raw table. Guys, we've been missing out. Now all right,
[1:20:19] Speaker 4: black people, we've reached the end of the show. I know,
[1:20:23] Speaker 4: I know. Wait, I have a hot mic. I'll let
[1:20:26] Speaker 4: two people come up and give me listening to letters,
[1:20:28] Speaker 4: and then we have to get the fuck out of here.
[1:20:29] Speaker 4: I have someone screams, so I know that they're coming.
[1:20:32] Speaker 4: So the last thing here hot ice cream. So smise
[1:20:40] Speaker 4: and dream.
[1:20:41] Speaker 7: Smiles and dream.
[1:20:43] Speaker 3: Yeah that's the hot ice cream.
[1:20:44] Speaker 7: Oh she actually got hot ice cream.
[1:20:46] Speaker 3: Yeah, it's exactly what it sounds.
[1:20:50] Speaker 8: She'd be on that toilet, boy, like this was to
[1:20:52] Speaker 8: be for my bones, she'd be on your bones are
[1:20:59] Speaker 8: gonna be so good?
[1:21:01] Speaker 4: Yeah, it doesn't make sense. And it's not a real thing.
[1:21:04] Speaker 4: It's not melted ice cream, it's not a latte, it's
[1:21:07] Speaker 4: not crem on glay.
[1:21:10] Speaker 3: Did I say that right?
[1:21:11] Speaker 4: Book?
[1:21:13] Speaker 3: Thank you?
[1:21:17] Speaker 4: It's a new invention. Guys. Here's Tyra talking about her
[1:21:23] Speaker 4: company and its legacy.
[1:21:25] Speaker 3: I'm actually not going to play that because I don't
[1:21:27] Speaker 3: care to.
[1:21:27] Speaker 4: So this hot ice cream is only available in Sydney,
[1:21:31] Speaker 4: Australia and for some reason at her ice cream parlor
[1:21:35] Speaker 4: Smize and dream. After an Australian reporter asked this, basically,
[1:21:40] Speaker 4: the Australian reporter was like, bro, fuck going on, what
[1:21:45] Speaker 4: is this? What is selling to put in our mouths ma'am?
[1:21:50] Speaker 4: And so then he a petty person, and I do
[1:21:53] Speaker 4: love the petty community.
[1:21:58] Speaker 3: Wow, the petty committee really smarts.
[1:22:01] Speaker 8: Eddy is here.
[1:22:04] Speaker 3: Thank you for acknowledging the petty community. Of course, I
[1:22:06] Speaker 3: got y'all. I got y'all.
[1:22:09] Speaker 4: So someone looked it up and they said, you can't
[1:22:12] Speaker 4: call something ice cream unless it has ten milk fat.
[1:22:17] Speaker 4: So hot ice cream now be referred to as hot
[1:22:22] Speaker 4: SMI cream.
[1:22:27] Speaker 8: I admire as woman's audacity. I fucking love it. I
[1:22:33] Speaker 8: love it. A black woman with audacity is the best thing.
[1:22:37] Speaker 8: And I got down. I fucking love it. I love it.
[1:22:42] Speaker 4: We should let more black women get away with this
[1:22:44] Speaker 4: type of shit.
[1:22:45] Speaker 8: Love it.
[1:22:46] Speaker 3: We deserve it.
[1:22:48] Speaker 8: We deserve it.
[1:22:49] Speaker 4: We worked so hard, Yes, uplifting society doing all the movements.
[1:22:55] Speaker 8: Yes makes smiles cream girl, you do your things.
[1:22:59] Speaker 4: Smiles do you think, yeah, there there it is.
[1:23:03] Speaker 3: Yeah, so that's her way.
[1:23:05] Speaker 8: She got an ice cream mustache again, you get the
[1:23:07] Speaker 8: ice cream, went.
[1:23:08] Speaker 3: Back to got milk. Maybe that's where she was inspired.
[1:23:11] Speaker 7: That's what she was inspired.
[1:23:12] Speaker 4: She said, got milk, and now I got smiles, creak
[1:23:16] Speaker 4: cream beautiful.
[1:23:18] Speaker 3: Oh oh in the flavors, I didn't read the flavors.
[1:23:20] Speaker 8: We'll we got we got.
[1:23:22] Speaker 4: Wake up and smell the crunchy.
[1:23:24] Speaker 8: Yeah, that makes sense. Love the smell of crunchy All
[1:23:27] Speaker 8: night love? Why not all night love?
[1:23:30] Speaker 4: Is that like all nine long?
[1:23:32] Speaker 3: Well, she listened to line riche and was.
[1:23:33] Speaker 8: Like, probably all night probably yeah.
[1:23:36] Speaker 4: And then purple cookie mom Star.
[1:23:39] Speaker 8: She was high as hell when she said maybe that
[1:23:40] Speaker 8: one fuck she was high as fuck.
[1:23:43] Speaker 4: Sure, she looked, boy, honestly, maybe we all need to
[1:23:48] Speaker 4: be eaten smies when we're high.
[1:23:51] Speaker 3: Eating when you're high. We don't know what it is.
[1:23:55] Speaker 4: Don't act like y'all ate some shit when y'all was
[1:23:57] Speaker 4: hit and was really kind of questionable. Mm hmmm. So
[1:24:02] Speaker 4: all right, I have a microphone here and I will
[1:24:08] Speaker 4: take two guests. If you want to be the fastest one,
[1:24:12] Speaker 4: if you want to tell me about your hand.
[1:24:14] Speaker 8: You see the longest arm in hand I've ever seen
[1:24:18] Speaker 8: in the back right there.
[1:24:19] Speaker 3: You raise your hand.
[1:24:20] Speaker 8: Yeah, you gotta have to turn the lights up.
[1:24:22] Speaker 7: Come on, you standing up?
[1:24:24] Speaker 8: Come up? Come on, come on. Yeah, you're right there,
[1:24:26] Speaker 8: right there.
[1:24:27] Speaker 4: Okay, you better walk, you better walk the runway.
[1:24:32] Speaker 7: Yeah, that's one.
[1:24:36] Speaker 3: Okay, you better come on in your car.
[1:24:40] Speaker 9: Oh my god, I'm so happy to talk with you.
[1:24:43] Speaker 4: Oh my god, are you drying you specifically?
[1:24:45] Speaker 13: No, I am intoxicated with life. I'm so excited to
[1:24:51] Speaker 13: be in the community here. And I'm what, yes, very excited.
[1:24:58] Speaker 13: I stole that from my Like, I'm gonna tell you.
[1:25:02] Speaker 3: You know, I'm gonna come over here because I.
[1:25:04] Speaker 4: Like, god, damn, I think I need to hold your hand.
[1:25:09] Speaker 8: So cute?
[1:25:10] Speaker 3: All right, what's up?
[1:25:12] Speaker 9: Okay?
[1:25:12] Speaker 13: So, so I stole your intro for my I host
[1:25:18] Speaker 13: one hundred thousand real estate agents, and I stole my
[1:25:21] Speaker 13: intro to my education thing.
[1:25:23] Speaker 9: And I say, you know what, real stagents, I'm excited.
[1:25:26] Speaker 13: And now I have them saying saying for what? For
[1:25:30] Speaker 13: anything real estate related? But what I'm saying is like,
[1:25:34] Speaker 13: im so I'm.
[1:25:35] Speaker 3: Excited for like a bus, binch, anything for anything?
[1:25:38] Speaker 9: Not did you get me excited?
[1:25:39] Speaker 13: About anything anything. Okay, So what I want to ask
[1:25:43] Speaker 13: you is.
[1:25:44] Speaker 3: Oh, we haven't even gotten to the question.
[1:25:45] Speaker 8: Oh yeah, because bor I was confused as hell O
[1:25:48] Speaker 8: was that what the fuck are you talking about? My question?
[1:25:52] Speaker 8: My question is what are you excited about?
[1:25:55] Speaker 4: Oh, don't make me cry. You know what I'm excited about.
[1:26:02] Speaker 4: I'm excited about tonight and being present here with all
[1:26:06] Speaker 4: of you. And I'm also excited that my friends and
[1:26:09] Speaker 4: family came. I'm excited to see people that I.
[1:26:13] Speaker 3: Love and I love all of you.
[1:26:16] Speaker 7: Yeah, what's your name? My friend, Nikki? What's your name again, Nikki, Jackiees.
[1:26:22] Speaker 13: I loved your commentary. I thought you were really funny.
[1:26:25] Speaker 7: Thank you now, Nikki.
[1:26:28] Speaker 9: I didn't know what to expect, Lacy, And actually, let
[1:26:30] Speaker 9: me tell you a story real quick.
[1:26:31] Speaker 8: Let me tell you story.
[1:26:32] Speaker 9: Let me tell you a story real quick.
[1:26:34] Speaker 8: So actually I saw you.
[1:26:36] Speaker 13: I loved you, I loved you, I love you.
[1:26:45] Speaker 4: Ah ship. They not called the sad man all you, Nikki, Nimi,
[1:26:51] Speaker 4: I love you, thank you for coming up and sharing
[1:26:53] Speaker 4: a moment with me. They don't called samman on you.
[1:26:56] Speaker 9: I love you, I love you, thank you.
[1:27:00] Speaker 1: They gave they all like they literally all was all right,
[1:27:10] Speaker 1: we have time for one more.
[1:27:12] Speaker 4: Oh.
[1:27:14] Speaker 10: All I want to say is white people really do
[1:27:16] Speaker 10: be shared all their business, right, White people sharing all
[1:27:20] Speaker 10: their business like unasked. Have you noticed that, Oh yeah,
[1:27:24] Speaker 10: this is my friend people.
[1:27:28] Speaker 3: No, no, it's cool, it's cool.
[1:27:29] Speaker 4: Sometimes you have to costplays to help. You know.
[1:27:33] Speaker 3: They'd be like, oh, you know, I was just talking
[1:27:36] Speaker 3: about that. They want to sit on the porch and
[1:27:37] Speaker 3: drink lemonade.
[1:27:39] Speaker 4: I just told you if you if you listen to
[1:27:40] Speaker 4: Brendan Cole's Goodn't podcast, I told you all white people
[1:27:43] Speaker 4: miss us. They love chatting with us. They miss black friends.
[1:27:46] Speaker 4: They do.
[1:27:46] Speaker 7: They miss us.
[1:27:47] Speaker 3: They love black friends.
[1:27:48] Speaker 9: I love lemonade.
[1:27:49] Speaker 14: But I am half white, you half white, Lacy. Have
[1:27:54] Speaker 14: you heard of the sherpas who are taking people. Yeah,
[1:27:59] Speaker 14: they take him to the top of Everest for the
[1:28:01] Speaker 14: normal price whatever, and then they say, well, now you're here,
[1:28:04] Speaker 14: so if you want to get back down, if you
[1:28:06] Speaker 14: want me to lead you back down, then you can
[1:28:09] Speaker 14: pay maybe like ten, maybe like twenty times that you're
[1:28:12] Speaker 14: gonna pay it. But they I am on the side
[1:28:18] Speaker 14: of those I have set escaped by all these rich
[1:28:22] Speaker 14: men who go and are like a hundred brand to
[1:28:26] Speaker 14: climb Everest, and.
[1:28:27] Speaker 4: Those guys are the ones who died.
[1:28:29] Speaker 14: Like most often it's the sherpa who die on those excursions.
[1:28:32] Speaker 14: They're getting paid ship like they should scam all the
[1:28:35] Speaker 14: rich men climbing over.
[1:28:37] Speaker 9: Hello?
[1:28:37] Speaker 4: Is that? Sam shot up to the one sherpa who
[1:28:42] Speaker 4: probably had that idea. He was like, like, we would
[1:28:47] Speaker 4: lean all these people up the mountain and we only
[1:28:49] Speaker 4: want we don't walk.
[1:28:52] Speaker 8: Yeah, and they gotta be all white man too, because
[1:28:55] Speaker 8: if it was me, I'll be like, Nigga, I'm getting
[1:28:57] Speaker 8: on your back. You you ain't gonna be able to
[1:29:00] Speaker 8: walk without me.
[1:29:03] Speaker 4: He needs to. I mean, I get on the back,
[1:29:06] Speaker 4: but I'll hold on to an ankle. Were riding down,
[1:29:09] Speaker 4: were riding down together, all right.
[1:29:12] Speaker 8: Congregation, the congregation. Give it up to y'allselves. Give it
[1:29:16] Speaker 8: up to y'allself.
[1:29:17] Speaker 4: Thank you.
[1:29:21] Speaker 8: Also because I know she won't do it. I know
[1:29:23] Speaker 8: today because.
[1:29:24] Speaker 7: I know she won't do it.
[1:29:25] Speaker 8: Give it up a Lacey. Give it up a Lacey
[1:29:27] Speaker 8: right now. The scam godness. Like I said, I've known
[1:29:37] Speaker 8: I've known Lacey for ten months. I've known Lacey for
[1:29:39] Speaker 8: ten months, and we came up, We came up together
[1:29:44] Speaker 8: in the la comedy scene, and it's really dope to
[1:29:47] Speaker 8: see what you're doing. I love you.
[1:29:48] Speaker 7: I'm proud of you. Keep doing your thing, keep doing
[1:29:50] Speaker 7: your thing.
[1:29:51] Speaker 8: I love it.
[1:29:51] Speaker 4: I'm proud of all of you. Every day getting out
[1:29:56] Speaker 4: of bed is a fucking accomplished Yeah.
[1:30:04] Speaker 8: And sometimes you don't even get up on time. Yeah.
[1:30:12] Speaker 8: We on the same flight tomorrow and watch I'm gonna
[1:30:14] Speaker 8: be on that plane tomorrow by myself. Why were you
[1:30:17] Speaker 8: at lazy.
[1:30:21] Speaker 3: So y'all just gonna roast me at the end of
[1:30:22] Speaker 3: my shoulder.
[1:30:25] Speaker 4: That's how y'all feel, well, congregation, Please get home safely.
[1:30:33] Speaker 4: If you didn't have an opportunity to steal something off
[1:30:36] Speaker 4: of the table, you might as well go and get
[1:30:38] Speaker 4: you some.
[1:30:39] Speaker 3: Thank you all so much for being here. Please get
[1:30:42] Speaker 3: home safely.
[1:30:44] Speaker 4: Tonight Godess Scamp Got the Stars and it's hosted by
[1:30:58] Speaker 4: Me Lacy mostly Scam Goddess. Our producer is Jessica.
[1:31:02] Speaker 3: Cisneiros and our audio engineer is Rich Garcia.
[1:31:06] Speaker 4: Research for the show is conducted by Kate Doyle Stay
[1:31:09] Speaker 4: skim in

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