# Two T’s & A Toddler (The Valley Recap)

An episode of [Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1477524410), 30 Jul 2026, 42 min.

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Jesse needs a baby boy and a beer… We need Two T’s and a toddler! What cast member had a blowout that only a diaper could fix? What was in the punch at Brittany’s Halloween party? It’s the season finale, does everyone have to have their moment? Plus, Danny was in blackout territory. Is this the last we’ll see of him and Nia on our TV’s, or will they come back for a redemption tour? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

## Transcript

[0:02] Speaker 1: To Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and camera Judge.
[0:09] Speaker 2: Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of to Teas in
[0:11] Speaker 2: a Pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp and Tamorrhage. I don't
[0:16] Speaker 2: know what to do now now that you told me
[0:17] Speaker 2: you want me to say, and Tamborah, Judge, just.
[0:20] Speaker 1: Let me do the intro no control free. You ever
[0:25] Speaker 1: noticed like when I do it, Dolores, I'm like, hey,
[0:27] Speaker 1: do you want to do the intro today?
[0:29] Speaker 2: Or do you know this? One never asks? I'm not
[0:33] Speaker 2: who cares about the intro honestly, and I've always said no.
[0:36] Speaker 2: I just I'm used to starting off. Okay, I like
[0:39] Speaker 2: to put you started off. Oh my god, Catfight right
[0:44] Speaker 2: is from the beginning. So today we're in person today,
[0:48] Speaker 2: which is such great news, and we have a guest
[0:50] Speaker 2: coming later. But for right now, we are going to
[0:53] Speaker 2: be recapping Valley Valley, which I thought it was really good.
[1:00] Speaker 2: It was good. It was really good, like to me.
[1:03] Speaker 2: And then the reunion. Did you see the trailer for
[1:06] Speaker 2: the region. I did. It looks really good too.
[1:08] Speaker 1: Did we want to talk about the reunion? Looks?
[1:12] Speaker 2: I can't.
[1:13] Speaker 1: I will say this the guys all look really good.
[1:18] Speaker 2: I will say that I agree with you.
[1:20] Speaker 1: And obviously Lacey has a big influence on Jesse because
[1:25] Speaker 1: his jacket's a normal length, it's not down to his eye.
[1:28] Speaker 2: I know he looked good. The girls looked a little bit.
[1:31] Speaker 2: I like Lacy.
[1:32] Speaker 1: I love the yellow, maybe because I'm going to Capri.
[1:35] Speaker 2: I think the problem is now that we've fallen in
[1:37] Speaker 2: love with Lacey. She can do no wrong, like everything
[1:39] Speaker 2: she says is hilarious.
[1:41] Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, But I do think Lacy has very
[1:44] Speaker 1: good style, very very good style. I don't understand the
[1:48] Speaker 1: color scheme. I think it's like black, silver, blue, brown, yellow, pink.
[1:55] Speaker 2: Why do two of them have pink suits on our
[1:57] Speaker 2: purple suits? I don't know people of yellow dresses on.
[2:01] Speaker 1: I really like it when it is like a uniform color.
[2:05] Speaker 2: All I know is that when they made their TikTok
[2:07] Speaker 2: about it, Janet turned around and I could see her
[2:08] Speaker 2: underwear in the back.
[2:10] Speaker 1: Oh you could a lot of people are saying that
[2:12] Speaker 1: Janet was the best dress.
[2:14] Speaker 2: That dress is amazing. Is that retro I don't know.
[2:18] Speaker 2: I can no longer show my arms she did retrofit last.
[2:22] Speaker 1: Speaking of arms, I'm doing retinol on my arms.
[2:26] Speaker 2: Oh my god, I had to put like your tattoo's
[2:29] Speaker 2: coming off.
[2:30] Speaker 1: Oh, I just have like the wes More beauty on
[2:33] Speaker 1: because I look like I have a disease. There's red
[2:35] Speaker 1: spots all over my arms. So I'm using like this
[2:41] Speaker 1: lotion that has actual retinol in it, and then I'm using.
[2:45] Speaker 2: Glycolic acid. I'm switching back and forth. It's sometimes they've burnt.
[2:49] Speaker 1: Like I'm like at night time, I'm like, oh my god,
[2:51] Speaker 1: oh god, I stand in front of the air well.
[2:53] Speaker 2: I told you this already, but I'm still I had
[2:56] Speaker 2: like a bad dream last night about like a nightmare
[2:59] Speaker 2: about my dad and I hate it so much. And
[3:03] Speaker 2: then I woke up. I remember, I woke up washed
[3:05] Speaker 2: my face like I was like, I want myself to
[3:07] Speaker 2: fully wake up so this dream stops. I went back
[3:11] Speaker 2: to bed like after five minutes, and it came back
[3:14] Speaker 2: right where it left. So I was a nightmare nightmare. Oh.
[3:18] Speaker 2: I hated it the worst. But then I was stalking
[3:22] Speaker 2: my dad this morning and he's like finally answers. He's like,
[3:24] Speaker 2: you know, I had a concert last night. I'm like,
[3:28] Speaker 2: shit out of him. You're repeatedly calling and he's like,
[3:31] Speaker 2: what's wrong. He's like, you sound great. What's the problem.
[3:33] Speaker 2: I'm like, the problem is I had a bad dream
[3:36] Speaker 2: about you. And then he wanted me to tell him
[3:37] Speaker 2: what it was. And then I was like, now I
[3:39] Speaker 2: feel bad. Was it health or accident? Health and accident
[3:44] Speaker 2: was part of both? Oh god, that's horrible.
[3:46] Speaker 1: Did you happen to see that seventeen year old kid
[3:49] Speaker 1: in San Diego? It was illegally cliff diving? No over,
[3:54] Speaker 1: it was two days ago, I think, And it's a
[3:57] Speaker 1: he had to do a running jump because it's not
[4:00] Speaker 1: just water, it's rocks and no, he went running, jumped,
[4:07] Speaker 1: landed on the rocks, and then flipped into the water.
[4:09] Speaker 2: Is he still alive?
[4:10] Speaker 1: They haven't said they. You see there's tons of video
[4:14] Speaker 1: of it out there. It is so sad. I can't
[4:15] Speaker 1: stop thinking about it. They won't give us an update
[4:18] Speaker 1: and how he's doing.
[4:19] Speaker 2: And I'm like, it was between that and the did
[4:23] Speaker 2: you see the baby who passed away? Because that she
[4:26] Speaker 2: was sixteen months old and they didn't have it in
[4:27] Speaker 2: the life jacket. She's an influencer. The mom.
[4:30] Speaker 1: Yeah, I hate hearing about it.
[4:32] Speaker 2: She was in a boat without the life jacket on
[4:35] Speaker 2: and like somebody one of the girls videoed it, because
[4:38] Speaker 2: there's a bunch of influencers.
[4:39] Speaker 1: But this one, Oh my god, it's all over social
[4:42] Speaker 1: media and you see the kid hit the rocks and
[4:46] Speaker 1: then bounce into the water and then people jump in
[4:49] Speaker 1: to get him, and then they say the paramedics came
[4:52] Speaker 1: and there's no update on him. But it wasn't like
[4:54] Speaker 1: a little cliff.
[4:56] Speaker 2: No, I can't. I'm scared.
[4:58] Speaker 1: I'm so glad that Mike kids are soft.
[5:02] Speaker 2: Mine are not soft. My kids are soft.
[5:05] Speaker 1: Well, my oldest son wasn't soft growing up, but my
[5:08] Speaker 1: kids mostly are soft.
[5:10] Speaker 2: No. I will watch my kids at when they're at
[5:13] Speaker 2: Edwin's and they're like jumping off the side of the
[5:15] Speaker 2: roof into the pool. Oh no, no, my kids would
[5:17] Speaker 2: never do that. Yeah.
[5:18] Speaker 1: Sophia didn't even like walking up the stairs when she
[5:21] Speaker 1: was young, so.
[5:22] Speaker 2: It made her sweat Listen, I don't like walking up.
[5:24] Speaker 1: She in my underwear either, when she was five.
[5:26] Speaker 2: I can't wear an either.
[5:27] Speaker 1: She said they were too tight. They were cutting nets
[5:30] Speaker 1: so I would find them behind the toilet.
[5:31] Speaker 2: I only have three pairs of underwear that I can wear.
[5:34] Speaker 1: Oh, and I don't know if she wears them. Now,
[5:36] Speaker 1: I don't ask, but not my business.
[5:39] Speaker 2: Well, Slade asked me about basses the other day. She goes,
[5:42] Speaker 2: can we talk about the base? We're not talking baseball, No,
[5:45] Speaker 2: we're talking she wanted to actually, And I was like, no, wait,
[5:49] Speaker 2: is she like boy? How old is she? She's not
[5:51] Speaker 2: boy crazy at all. She just wants she wants to
[5:53] Speaker 2: make sure she's in the no. And I was like,
[5:56] Speaker 2: I don't think we need to talk about it yet.
[5:58] Speaker 2: I mean, are you kissing boys? And she's like no,
[6:00] Speaker 2: I'm just I'm pretty sure I know what second, third,
[6:03] Speaker 2: and fourth.
[6:04] Speaker 1: Kay, you tell me what they are.
[6:05] Speaker 2: That's what I said. I don't know what they are,
[6:07] Speaker 2: and I got to tell you it was awkward. Okay.
[6:09] Speaker 1: What's first base?
[6:11] Speaker 2: First base is kissing? Okay? According to her, I can't.
[6:14] Speaker 2: She will be so mad at me if I tell you.
[6:16] Speaker 1: You tell me what you think the bases are kissing?
[6:20] Speaker 2: His first base kissing his first base, finger banging, and
[6:24] Speaker 2: you go straight to finger banging.
[6:26] Speaker 1: There's no dry humping, there's no petting through the genes.
[6:31] Speaker 2: You go straight to finger banging, finger banging and hand job.
[6:36] Speaker 2: Oh that's second base, third base of sex. Fourth is anal.
[6:42] Speaker 2: I'm just kidding. Something tells me that you are a slut.
[6:49] Speaker 2: I'm totally now.
[6:51] Speaker 1: I think that Anal's a home run.
[6:56] Speaker 2: Is definitely a home run if you got the right person.
[6:58] Speaker 2: What do you think, Matt? Good job, George, we know
[7:03] Speaker 2: you're the top. I didn't know that. What look at them?
[7:10] Speaker 2: Don't you? Dare? Cut this out?
[7:11] Speaker 1: Why are you so red?
[7:14] Speaker 2: You're red as Jesse was when he was when he
[7:17] Speaker 2: was in here trying to control what she said. Jesse.
[7:20] Speaker 1: On this episode that we're recapping, Danny was more red.
[7:24] Speaker 1: Danny was drunk.
[7:25] Speaker 2: Drunk, Okay, anyway, so it starts Sorry, guys, we have
[7:28] Speaker 2: sometimes when we were together, we just feed off each
[7:31] Speaker 2: other's energy and have to make fun of each other
[7:32] Speaker 2: and ourselves and everyone else. Okay, my coffee here, So
[7:36] Speaker 2: it starts off where Laala and Nia meet for coffee.
[7:39] Speaker 2: I was a little bit confused by Laala's albua.
[7:41] Speaker 1: Okay, so Lala's overdressed for the coffee shop. She got
[7:44] Speaker 1: this cute little bubble miniskirt on with platforms on to
[7:48] Speaker 1: sit in an alley in la with a graffiti wall
[7:51] Speaker 1: again behind her.
[7:52] Speaker 2: Also, uh, what is it called? The a corset. It
[7:57] Speaker 2: was a corset top. Well, she walked in, She's like, oh,
[7:59] Speaker 2: maybe I should google this place. Before I got you
[8:01] Speaker 2: could have just googled Nia. She's going to be in
[8:03] Speaker 2: a prairie dress with her tit out once again. I had.
[8:08] Speaker 2: I've watched the kid and I was like, hey, the
[8:11] Speaker 2: kid's the star of the first scene. I'm like, I can't.
[8:14] Speaker 1: I couldn't pay attention because she kept like having to
[8:17] Speaker 1: switch so much boobs and then you know the kids,
[8:20] Speaker 1: like it's almost like the kid was.
[8:22] Speaker 2: I don't want to eat mom.
[8:24] Speaker 1: Yeah, and then she kept going putting on her boob
[8:27] Speaker 1: and the switching boobs and then the kid's face.
[8:29] Speaker 2: Every time I see the kid's face, I see Danny.
[8:32] Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. She was just like Danny. It's like
[8:35] Speaker 2: I don't even know, but I just cute. But I'm
[8:37] Speaker 2: not gonna lie. I kind of thought Laala was already
[8:39] Speaker 2: dressed for Halloween. Like I was like, oh, she came,
[8:42] Speaker 2: this is the Halloween party. Kind of a cute up, yes,
[8:46] Speaker 2: but not for a daytime. She was like full glam,
[8:48] Speaker 2: like you know, she got her makeup done. They knew
[8:51] Speaker 2: that scene was going to be shown because I think
[8:53] Speaker 2: that Nia had her makeup done too.
[8:55] Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, Oh they knew absolutely, Yeah, this was
[8:57] Speaker 1: the scene. And that's what we do people in case
[8:59] Speaker 1: you wonder if we know for sure that scene's going
[9:01] Speaker 1: to be shown, you damn straight, we get our makeup.
[9:03] Speaker 2: Down, Like you never want to look better than you
[9:05] Speaker 2: do when you're entering a private plane with housewives, okay,
[9:10] Speaker 2: because you know they're going to show the walking up.
[9:12] Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay.
[9:12] Speaker 1: So did you like gasp when she grabbed her baby
[9:16] Speaker 1: by the hands and lifted her up out of the stroller.
[9:19] Speaker 2: No, I didn't guess. I was too busy upset that
[9:22] Speaker 2: the baby was there. I was like, what got her arms? Sorry?
[9:30] Speaker 2: But then now we're going to change. We're going to
[9:32] Speaker 2: change our tone, I know, because it did.
[9:35] Speaker 1: Get a little like emotional and the way that you know,
[9:38] Speaker 1: she was given her background and he's given her background
[9:41] Speaker 1: with her dad and her mom, and I thought it
[9:42] Speaker 1: was really sad.
[9:43] Speaker 2: And like the chaos of her childhood. I didn't actually
[9:46] Speaker 2: realize that it was her and her mom that were
[9:50] Speaker 2: poets that were going to shelter to shelter, and that
[9:52] Speaker 2: she had custody, ended up in custody with her dad.
[9:55] Speaker 1: Yeah, and I think it's because her mom didn't have
[9:57] Speaker 1: a place to live.
[9:58] Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, that's really it was really sad. And
[10:01] Speaker 2: then Lala doesn't know pretty much what Lala says is like,
[10:05] Speaker 2: now that I know this story, it gives me more
[10:06] Speaker 2: context to Nia and why she is the way she is.
[10:10] Speaker 2: But yeah, I also don't know that I'm going to
[10:12] Speaker 2: be able to change the way I feel about her husband,
[10:16] Speaker 2: Daniel Daniel if you ever call him Daniel again. She
[10:20] Speaker 2: calls him Daniel, I know.
[10:22] Speaker 1: But she says that Daniel makes me feel comfortable and safe.
[10:26] Speaker 1: It makes me feel safe.
[10:28] Speaker 2: He makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe.
[10:31] Speaker 1: I mean, but if you think about it, so she's
[10:33] Speaker 1: got dad who had infidelity, married multiple times, a mom
[10:37] Speaker 1: that was basically homeless. They lived in the car and
[10:39] Speaker 1: they lived in shelters, and then she marries Danny Daniel,
[10:45] Speaker 1: and she was probably the adult in the parent in
[10:50] Speaker 1: her you know, growing up, Yeah, because her parents were
[10:52] Speaker 1: so unstable, and so now she has Daniel that she
[10:55] Speaker 1: has to take care of.
[10:56] Speaker 2: Well. I think also he gives the illusion of being
[11:01] Speaker 2: some a caregiver, like because I have to say, whenever
[11:04] Speaker 2: I've seen them in person. Yeah, I've never seen them
[11:07] Speaker 2: in person. I don't think. I used to see them
[11:09] Speaker 2: at church back when I was in the married days,
[11:14] Speaker 2: and like he's always like, hey, you know, he's the
[11:18] Speaker 2: one walking in front. He's the one, you know. Like
[11:21] Speaker 2: she's more of the introvert huh.
[11:25] Speaker 1: But well, she feels safe with Daniel.
[11:28] Speaker 2: But I don't have high hopes for La La and
[11:30] Speaker 2: Nia becoming best friends.
[11:34] Speaker 1: Well, I mean we saw how it ended, yeah, and
[11:37] Speaker 1: I often I was thinking after it ended, I'm like,
[11:39] Speaker 1: are they even coming back? Daniel and Nia?
[11:43] Speaker 2: That's how I think. I They're like, why would we
[11:46] Speaker 2: surround ourselves with people like this? You can't say stuff
[11:49] Speaker 2: like that.
[11:49] Speaker 1: When you're in a reality show, Like I'm like, unless
[11:51] Speaker 1: you don't want to come back.
[11:52] Speaker 2: I know. I mean, Janet's even smart about that.
[11:55] Speaker 1: But when she's trying to explain herself and Lala is like,
[11:58] Speaker 1: maybe it's from your pageant background.
[12:00] Speaker 2: Oh yeah, She's like, do you think you could have
[12:01] Speaker 2: anything to do with pageantry?
[12:02] Speaker 1: Wait? Did you say that scene where they're out in
[12:04] Speaker 1: the front yard like a little round robin or whatever
[12:07] Speaker 1: it's called, in the passive fire falls other babies, and
[12:09] Speaker 1: then she looks.
[12:09] Speaker 2: Like twenty five times.
[12:11] Speaker 1: I'm like, WHOA give her credit? Because that's usually baby
[12:13] Speaker 1: number two. You do that the first one. You take
[12:15] Speaker 1: it in and you sterilize it and you not know
[12:18] Speaker 1: you were always shoopy.
[12:19] Speaker 2: Was I would just as if my germs are so
[12:23] Speaker 2: good after you just learned my basis, Oh god, I'm
[12:28] Speaker 2: never kissing you. Then Kristin and Luke recap their last
[12:40] Speaker 2: therapy session.
[12:41] Speaker 1: You know, I can't defend him anymore.
[12:43] Speaker 2: You have to stop. I can't defend him anymore, like
[12:47] Speaker 2: I like, Luke, when you're ask me, you have to
[12:49] Speaker 2: say when I'm wrong, I say I'm wrong and wrong,
[12:51] Speaker 2: I'm wrong, you were wrong. And Kristen doesn't understand why
[12:55] Speaker 2: he wants to get pregnantgain and then he says, I
[12:57] Speaker 2: just want to get it out of the way.
[13:01] Speaker 1: I mean he put his foot in his mouth again.
[13:04] Speaker 2: This is what I don't understand.
[13:05] Speaker 1: Said something about burying her too, didn't You're putting her
[13:07] Speaker 1: in a coffin?
[13:08] Speaker 2: Yes, I'm like, what the hell? Why have a question is?
[13:11] Speaker 2: Does he have dry sense of humor? And it's that
[13:14] Speaker 2: what we're missing. We're not laughing. It's not funny to
[13:17] Speaker 2: us because we can't tell that he's stealing a droke.
[13:19] Speaker 1: It could be that, or it could be that she
[13:22] Speaker 1: was not nice to him while she was pregnant, because
[13:24] Speaker 1: we didn't really see much of her. Do we see
[13:27] Speaker 1: a lot of them together while she was pregnant, right?
[13:30] Speaker 1: Was it off season?
[13:31] Speaker 2: We saw that, like when they first were trying to
[13:33] Speaker 2: get pregnant and stuff like that. So I don't know.
[13:36] Speaker 1: I mean, I know I was a miserable bitch when
[13:39] Speaker 1: I was pregnant.
[13:41] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[13:41] Speaker 1: I didn't treat my ex very nice either, I know,
[13:44] Speaker 1: but I don't.
[13:44] Speaker 2: If one of my exes said I'm gonna want to
[13:46] Speaker 2: lock you up in a coffin.
[13:49] Speaker 1: Well, the wor he lost me really was when Luke
[13:52] Speaker 1: says he's never been in a darker place, and I'm like,
[13:57] Speaker 1: girlfriend or fiance has post part of you're in a
[14:00] Speaker 1: dark place, and.
[14:01] Speaker 2: He's like, I just see you know, I can't. In
[14:04] Speaker 2: my mind, I'm thinking all he wants to do is
[14:05] Speaker 2: fish not be living in la but whatever he seems
[14:09] Speaker 2: to love to be on the show. So oh you think,
[14:11] Speaker 2: I'm like, really, you want to move back to Idaho
[14:15] Speaker 2: where you're from?
[14:16] Speaker 1: Created a monster with him on TV.
[14:19] Speaker 2: She's trained him well, because he's creating the drama. But
[14:24] Speaker 2: you can see she's like looking at because she's trying
[14:26] Speaker 2: to turn over newly. If you can definitely tell she's smiling.
[14:29] Speaker 1: She seems much happier, and she's like looking at him, like,
[14:33] Speaker 1: shut your fucking mouth right now, you sound like an asshole.
[14:37] Speaker 2: Yeah, she's like looking into the camera like.
[14:39] Speaker 1: Now we see why they got three reunions.
[14:42] Speaker 2: Now, I see there's a lot to get through. Then
[14:45] Speaker 2: Michelle's at home with Isabella and Natalie comes over to
[14:48] Speaker 2: hang out with them. I felt like this was just
[14:50] Speaker 2: a way for Michelle to get some bragging in, like
[14:52] Speaker 2: she's like, I want some fifty million, and Natalie just
[14:56] Speaker 2: sat there silent. Now have we seen Natalie before? Yes,
[15:00] Speaker 2: that's who Shorts was supposed to hook up with. Remember
[15:01] Speaker 2: after they went to get their nails done and then
[15:03] Speaker 2: they went out that night she had she was smoking SIGs,
[15:07] Speaker 2: like a million SIGs. Yeah, but she's talking about her
[15:12] Speaker 2: goal of her But she said she has.
[15:13] Speaker 1: Fifty million in real estate she sold so far, right,
[15:16] Speaker 1: is that what she's saying her?
[15:17] Speaker 2: Now, that's her goal for the next business year. But
[15:20] Speaker 2: she did say a high number. Do you know what
[15:21] Speaker 2: she said.
[15:22] Speaker 1: She said, you know, I'm not really a single mom.
[15:24] Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, you are, just because she split custody
[15:27] Speaker 1: with your ex.
[15:28] Speaker 2: You are a single mom. See, I won't say that
[15:30] Speaker 2: I'm a single mom. You are a single mom, but
[15:33] Speaker 2: I'm not a single mom. Yes, you are. To me,
[15:35] Speaker 2: a single mom is.
[15:37] Speaker 1: Fifty percent of the time. Well, you have your kids
[15:39] Speaker 1: more than fifty percent of the time.
[15:40] Speaker 2: Correct, But I don't. I still don't say i'm a
[15:42] Speaker 2: single mom. I think there's something about that term that
[15:47] Speaker 2: hurts my feelings. Like if somebody were to like, I
[15:51] Speaker 2: wouldn't ever want somebody to say, like if dad ed
[15:54] Speaker 2: when were to say, like, I'm a single dad, I
[15:58] Speaker 2: wouldn't lie. I don't know.
[15:59] Speaker 1: I was a single mom for years with Ryan, and
[16:01] Speaker 1: that's what we called it.
[16:02] Speaker 2: But you were was his dad around?
[16:04] Speaker 1: Yeah, he go to his dad's like every other weekend.
[16:06] Speaker 2: Oh see. I don't like to say back in the day,
[16:10] Speaker 2: it was.
[16:10] Speaker 1: The men got the kids every other weekend.
[16:12] Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how it was with me and my dad.
[16:14] Speaker 2: But either way, I never say single mom because I
[16:17] Speaker 2: think it implies that there's absolutely no one else in
[16:22] Speaker 2: the picture.
[16:22] Speaker 1: Well, the next scene, speaking of single moms Jesse and
[16:27] Speaker 1: Lacy going to the Beverly Hills Babies. Now, this is
[16:31] Speaker 1: a concierge.
[16:32] Speaker 2: Concier I wish I knew there was a concierge IVF place.
[16:36] Speaker 1: I thought the concierge like they came to you.
[16:38] Speaker 2: No concierge means you can book it and you don't
[16:40] Speaker 2: have to wait in line. You don't have to see
[16:42] Speaker 2: anyone in the waiting.
[16:43] Speaker 1: It's called Beverly Hills Babies.
[16:45] Speaker 2: I mean maybe when I have my next one, I'll
[16:47] Speaker 2: go there. You're not well.
[16:52] Speaker 1: Jesse asking for champagne while he was waiting. Not a beer,
[16:56] Speaker 1: not a shot.
[16:58] Speaker 2: Can I have a glass of champagne? Well, he thought
[17:01] Speaker 2: that he thought they were getting their like nails done.
[17:05] Speaker 2: I don't get champagne when I get my nails done.
[17:07] Speaker 2: Sometimes the ladies will ask me. I mean, granted, now
[17:10] Speaker 2: I don't have my nails done anymore.
[17:11] Speaker 1: I did my own nails with a piece of hair
[17:13] Speaker 1: in my ring. Because you got it out of my hair,
[17:16] Speaker 1: I think, oh my god.
[17:18] Speaker 2: But she's she's been dealing with This is the first
[17:22] Speaker 2: I know that she's talked about it before, but this
[17:24] Speaker 2: is the first she's talked about it. On camera. I
[17:26] Speaker 2: think Lacey's been dealing with stage four endometriosis for the
[17:29] Speaker 2: past ten years, so she'd like to freeze her eggs
[17:34] Speaker 2: and then a scan show she doesn't have to cut
[17:36] Speaker 2: out her ovaries one.
[17:39] Speaker 1: Over, which is so you can tell you it's gotten better.
[17:42] Speaker 2: You can feel her relief. But then Jesse's like, hold on,
[17:47] Speaker 2: shouldn't we be freezing both of ours together.
[17:51] Speaker 1: She's like, I'm not doing this for us, I'm doing
[17:54] Speaker 1: this for me. She's doing that because doctor Arnold is
[17:58] Speaker 1: pretty handsome and buff. I was thinking, maybe you and
[18:01] Speaker 1: I should go have her eggs frozen in case we
[18:03] Speaker 1: want to have a child together.
[18:05] Speaker 2: I could you imagine our child together? What it would
[18:08] Speaker 2: be the worst to teas a toddler. It would just
[18:12] Speaker 2: sit right here. I just have it with like a
[18:18] Speaker 2: little seat that I could just sit up, even it's
[18:21] Speaker 2: a deck, won't even work. I won't just have it
[18:23] Speaker 2: sitting there like that. And we're like, like, come up
[18:27] Speaker 2: and go fuck you. We are talking a lid of
[18:34] Speaker 2: his leg. But at this scene, did you notice how
[18:37] Speaker 2: red Jesse was? Yes, because he was so embarrassed. I
[18:39] Speaker 2: think that every single well one, I think they probably
[18:42] Speaker 2: had already had a drink prior that.
[18:43] Speaker 1: I think he drinks a little bit, just like just
[18:46] Speaker 1: get some camera balls.
[18:48] Speaker 2: Yeah, just to you know. I'm not going to say that.
[18:50] Speaker 2: I've never done that. Yeah.
[18:52] Speaker 1: But then he also said he wanted a girl. I'm like,
[18:54] Speaker 1: you have a girl, Lacey has a girl like you.
[18:57] Speaker 1: Don't you want champagne.
[18:58] Speaker 2: And a girl like you have? Liken? Say, do you
[19:00] Speaker 2: think he had a beer?
[19:05] Speaker 1: Jesse?
[19:05] Speaker 2: I want a Budweiser and twin boys. He had a
[19:08] Speaker 2: marble light. No, I mean I think he seems like
[19:13] Speaker 2: a girl mom. I mean, I'd love you Jesse, and
[19:16] Speaker 2: I love girl moms. But like, to me, I couldn't
[19:20] Speaker 2: imagine him like throwing a ball with Do you remember
[19:22] Speaker 2: him playing basketball when they were all like and what's
[19:26] Speaker 2: his name? Got hurt?
[19:27] Speaker 1: What was he doing?
[19:30] Speaker 2: It wasn't like a swoon moment. Oh okay, sorry Jesse. Jesse.
[19:37] Speaker 2: And I wonder if I'm going to see Jesse on Friday.
[19:40] Speaker 1: Oh you're going for sure?
[19:42] Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going for sure.
[19:43] Speaker 1: Do you know what time it is?
[19:45] Speaker 2: It's at eight o'clock, eight o'clock. I know I'm in bed.
[19:49] Speaker 2: I know it's at eight o'clock. I probably will not.
[19:51] Speaker 1: Go because driving to LA and then I feel like
[19:56] Speaker 1: it's I would go if I was in La.
[19:59] Speaker 2: I know, but I'm not. Oh. Slay also asked me
[20:03] Speaker 2: when she was asking about the basis. She goes, I
[20:05] Speaker 2: saw that your episode did really well on Orange County?
[20:09] Speaker 2: Are we moving there? And are you gonna film? She listens, No,
[20:14] Speaker 2: I think she watched the episode and then looked at
[20:18] Speaker 2: the ratings. Oh my gosh, she's a crazy stalker.
[20:21] Speaker 1: I thought you meant the podcast.
[20:23] Speaker 2: No, No, she watched the actual show. You take podcasts
[20:27] Speaker 2: off her phone place. She just take it off. She's
[20:30] Speaker 2: so sick of hearing me the app that she doesn't
[20:33] Speaker 2: but she wanted to see us talking at the on
[20:37] Speaker 2: when you were on the bed and out of the house,
[20:39] Speaker 2: and so she watched that app.
[20:41] Speaker 1: Well, you got a couple more scenes coming up, girl.
[20:43] Speaker 2: I was like, if I'm I go, it's not gonna
[20:45] Speaker 2: be good news. If I'm cut from all the upcoming
[20:48] Speaker 2: scenes that I get and they only used my cancer,
[20:52] Speaker 2: it's not a good sign for me being back on
[20:55] Speaker 2: reality television. But then yeah, the Lacey and Jessie, like
[21:02] Speaker 2: she's constantly busting his balls.
[21:04] Speaker 1: Okay, the confessional cracked me up. Jesse's like, you know,
[21:08] Speaker 1: I would like for us to get married and have kids,
[21:10] Speaker 1: and She's like, yeah, my aunt.
[21:12] Speaker 2: Is gonna be a little bit different than Jesse's. And
[21:16] Speaker 2: I'm like, oh my god, I love her.
[21:18] Speaker 1: I can't love her anymore than I love.
[21:20] Speaker 2: And she's confident she's not like and the dynamic between
[21:25] Speaker 2: Michelle and Jesse was so different. They keep showing us
[21:27] Speaker 2: that that it's like unbelievable because it kind of seems
[21:31] Speaker 2: like to me like Michelle would hold like be in
[21:35] Speaker 2: charge too, but she's not. She wasn't.
[21:37] Speaker 1: Yeah, and he dresses better now.
[21:38] Speaker 2: He does dress better now.
[21:40] Speaker 1: I text Alex and I said either a text more
[21:43] Speaker 1: column a while ago, and I go, oh my god,
[21:44] Speaker 1: Lacey's so good and all she's made for reality TV.
[21:47] Speaker 2: No, she's so good and this she was and then
[21:50] Speaker 2: this was the first episode where she got to pull
[21:52] Speaker 2: out my heart strings. And then I started loving her
[21:55] Speaker 2: humor and even more. And then like, Jesse doesn't mind
[21:59] Speaker 2: being made fun of, No.
[22:00] Speaker 1: But could you imagine the ship she gets because people
[22:02] Speaker 1: don't always get that type of humor.
[22:04] Speaker 2: They're like, I'm sure she gets like.
[22:06] Speaker 1: You hate him, you don't like him. Why are you
[22:08] Speaker 1: with him?
[22:10] Speaker 2: She obviously likes him because she's still with him.
[22:12] Speaker 1: Does I think that's just her personality.
[22:14] Speaker 2: And I wouldn't say that. I'm probably a ton nicer
[22:18] Speaker 2: than Lacey to my significant brothers.
[22:22] Speaker 1: Well, I'm gonna shut my mouth about me. Yeah, I'm
[22:26] Speaker 1: not all warm.
[22:26] Speaker 2: And fuzzy either. I can't imagine they would shade a
[22:29] Speaker 2: weird PDA type. Oh I love you Booberry. No, Oh
[22:36] Speaker 2: my god. Then everyone's all dressed up in their vampire
[22:40] Speaker 2: outfits for Britney's Halloween party. Do you do Halloween parties? No?
[22:44] Speaker 2: Because I live on a I live on a main road.
[22:47] Speaker 1: Oh, next to Sutton St. And live on Her house
[22:51] Speaker 1: is for sale.
[22:52] Speaker 2: I wonder why. I don't know.
[22:53] Speaker 1: It was like nine million or something like that.
[22:55] Speaker 2: Well, let me just reach into my back pocket. Your
[22:57] Speaker 2: house ain't much cheaper, lady. It's two million dollars cheaper.
[23:04] Speaker 2: That's two million I could have my pocket right. But
[23:08] Speaker 2: this is what I want to know. Who's paying for
[23:10] Speaker 2: these parties? These parties like this party and the engagement
[23:14] Speaker 2: party that Britney's through, like they're more expensive than the
[23:19] Speaker 2: Housewives party. Then you're like bakingly not.
[23:21] Speaker 1: Zach because we saw his party and you didn't even
[23:24] Speaker 1: have furniture.
[23:25] Speaker 2: Then Danny walks in and he calls himself.
[23:28] Speaker 1: Count how many times is he going to say that?
[23:32] Speaker 1: And Danny, when nobody makes a comment, when you say it,
[23:34] Speaker 1: shut the fuck up.
[23:35] Speaker 2: No, everyone's looking away, they're having second hand embarrassments. Stop
[23:39] Speaker 2: just stop. And he has to know. I don't know
[23:45] Speaker 2: what's his last name, Buko. See, this is why I
[23:48] Speaker 2: have a big, big brain, even tumored up.
[23:53] Speaker 1: I mean, Danny, he's got a personality that only Nia
[23:56] Speaker 1: can love. Face I'm like a mother can laugh. He's
[23:59] Speaker 1: got a personality that only his wife could love.
[24:02] Speaker 2: Well, I'm sitting there thinking as he's saying it. He
[24:06] Speaker 2: makes Michelle feel so awkward. He's like, are you a
[24:09] Speaker 2: part of toront Sylvania? She's like, now, go away? Where now?
[24:17] Speaker 1: But then then how about the flashbacks of all the
[24:20] Speaker 1: characters he's been.
[24:21] Speaker 2: In the past. But then it makes me wonder, like,
[24:24] Speaker 2: are you playing drunk or is this just you? If
[24:27] Speaker 2: he plays drunk does very well, if he does it
[24:29] Speaker 2: really well. But then at this point we actively know
[24:36] Speaker 2: he's annoying everybody, like there's.
[24:39] Speaker 1: Well he gets so drunk, how's he already so drunk. Well,
[24:42] Speaker 1: by the end of it, it's like, oh my god.
[24:44] Speaker 1: Even Jesse was like, dude, drink water.
[24:55] Speaker 2: Okay.
[24:55] Speaker 1: Lala tells Janet and Michelle about the group chat with
[24:58] Speaker 1: kristin Nia and Zach. Zach gets pulled into the conversation
[25:02] Speaker 1: and when he gets Jesse involved, Janet ends up leaving. Okay,
[25:06] Speaker 1: let's kind of again, let's break this down. I mean,
[25:09] Speaker 1: I wish she would have left at the end instead
[25:11] Speaker 1: of now.
[25:11] Speaker 2: But but I think, I mean, no offense. We need to
[25:14] Speaker 2: run from seeing like limit, like you can't only leave
[25:18] Speaker 2: so many times like you should have been. There's like
[25:20] Speaker 2: a lockdown.
[25:21] Speaker 1: Yeah, I think Jesse's her breaking point. Like Jesse walking in,
[25:24] Speaker 1: I mean I had to die. When Lala's like, Zach
[25:27] Speaker 1: is a fart in the wind, and then Zach walks in,
[25:31] Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, fart and a wind that sharded his
[25:34] Speaker 1: pants at Lala has some.
[25:36] Speaker 2: Good shit does and like I was like, I want
[25:38] Speaker 2: to meet Lala. I want to I wish I would
[25:40] Speaker 2: have met Laala.
[25:40] Speaker 1: Well, then he admits that that fart was loaded.
[25:43] Speaker 2: Of course it was load.
[25:44] Speaker 1: That fart was loaded and it turned into a shart
[25:46] Speaker 1: and it was thirty minutes, thirty minutes in the chili's bathroom.
[25:50] Speaker 2: He doesn't shit the couch here?
[25:52] Speaker 1: Oh, I was going to bring him a depends.
[25:55] Speaker 2: Oh my god, it.
[25:56] Speaker 1: Let's just get him one of my pads, get him
[25:58] Speaker 1: a tampon, stick up the ball. Janet asks Zach point
[26:03] Speaker 1: blank or can we move forward? Can we move forward?
[26:06] Speaker 1: Is that cool or not? And you know what Zach's
[26:08] Speaker 1: response was, you got three people here, I don't have anybody.
[26:11] Speaker 1: Why can't I bring Kristen in. I'm like, that's not
[26:15] Speaker 1: exactly answering the question.
[26:17] Speaker 2: No, he's panicking. And but also why does Kristen pretend
[26:23] Speaker 2: that she doesn't remember this conversation? Kristen remember she's I mean,
[26:29] Speaker 2: she's like I never said that. Yeah.
[26:31] Speaker 1: And then when she's saying this, like, well, I don't
[26:33] Speaker 1: have anybody here, I don't have Like why do you
[26:35] Speaker 1: You just asked a question? Are we friends or not?
[26:37] Speaker 1: If you can't answer it right there, we got to
[26:39] Speaker 1: ask him when he comes in, and then Jesse's like,
[26:43] Speaker 1: I'm here, Zach, Yeah, I'm.
[26:46] Speaker 2: Here to save the day. I'm here, and Jane it's
[26:49] Speaker 2: like I'm out. Fuck this, I'm out. Oh, And then
[26:54] Speaker 2: what about when Jason. This is solely they would have
[26:58] Speaker 2: never put this in here if it wasn't for what's
[27:00] Speaker 2: been happening with Danny. But when Jason walks up to
[27:03] Speaker 2: the girl and mistakes her for and like touches her
[27:08] Speaker 2: on the butt or whatever.
[27:09] Speaker 1: She did have a black lace dress on. But I
[27:11] Speaker 1: think the hair was different. But guys, don't there, I mean.
[27:14] Speaker 2: Hair was the hair was up regardless, Yeah, it's up,
[27:17] Speaker 2: and he saw black lace. They have the same color hair. Yeah,
[27:20] Speaker 2: I don't think he was doing I mean you could
[27:22] Speaker 2: see like he.
[27:23] Speaker 1: Was so embarrassed and he's like, I'm sorry, Oh my god,
[27:26] Speaker 1: you're my wife.
[27:27] Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. And I believe him. I do too,
[27:30] Speaker 2: but I think the fact that it happened in this
[27:32] Speaker 2: episode is just really unlucky for him.
[27:34] Speaker 1: Well, I don't think people think badly of Jason at all.
[27:37] Speaker 2: I don't think they do either. Yeah, I can guarantee
[27:40] Speaker 2: you Danny's going to bring that up in the reunion.
[27:43] Speaker 2: Oh like you are limping around touching people's asses.
[27:48] Speaker 1: Okay, I this this scene kind of left me. When
[27:51] Speaker 1: Michelle and Jesse are left alone, Jesse knows about her
[27:53] Speaker 1: comedian boyfriend and he learned that Isabella met the guy
[27:59] Speaker 1: he was it's like coming off as jealous to me.
[28:02] Speaker 1: So I thought so very very jealous. And Michelle's like, no,
[28:05] Speaker 1: let me explain, Like, I had a he's a client.
[28:08] Speaker 1: I had like an appointment I had to take Isabelle
[28:11] Speaker 1: w which we didn't.
[28:11] Speaker 2: Actually tell him that part. We never saw it. We
[28:14] Speaker 2: saw it in that Jasmine.
[28:16] Speaker 1: Was it in a confessional or was it it was either.
[28:18] Speaker 2: Jasmine or is in a confessional we hear the full story.
[28:21] Speaker 2: She's like, I don't know you anything. But also I
[28:24] Speaker 2: don't not that I have any experience in this, but like,
[28:30] Speaker 2: I'm trusting my ex to do what's best for our kids,
[28:35] Speaker 2: and he's got to trust me to do the same.
[28:37] Speaker 2: That's yes, So I don't need Jesse. It's not your
[28:43] Speaker 2: who cares what happened in the past. You're actually getting
[28:45] Speaker 2: along with her now, yes, so just let it be. Yes.
[28:50] Speaker 1: I understand that they had an agreement not to bring
[28:54] Speaker 1: her their daughter around people right away. However, at the
[28:59] Speaker 1: end of the day, you don't have any control over that.
[29:02] Speaker 2: Your end of the day. As long as the person
[29:04] Speaker 2: is safe that you're bringing them around, it's they don't
[29:07] Speaker 2: have to say so. But I also think he's still
[29:10] Speaker 2: I don't think he's jealous necessarily of Michelle. I think
[29:14] Speaker 2: he's mad that he is a Michelle treated Lacy that way.
[29:17] Speaker 1: Yeah, but she's also mad because she is going on
[29:20] Speaker 1: dates with a very popular comedian, but.
[29:24] Speaker 2: She hadn't even gone on a day with it. Now
[29:26] Speaker 2: she's with doctor Dre. But also, I want to be like,
[29:28] Speaker 2: you went to Vegas and y'all didn't hook up. Really,
[29:32] Speaker 2: this isn't my first day on the job. Yeah, what
[29:35] Speaker 2: happens in Vegas days. She's like, no, you haven't even
[29:38] Speaker 2: gone on a first date. We did go to Vegas
[29:40] Speaker 2: to look at some property. I'm like, you went to
[29:44] Speaker 2: Vegas and he didn't He didn't do just the tip
[29:47] Speaker 2: and we're not going to count it because it was
[29:50] Speaker 2: just the tip, but still unless he slipped. But then
[29:57] Speaker 2: Jasmine comes up to Michelle, Jasmine, we need to talk
[30:01] Speaker 2: to Zach about this as well. Because Jasmine comes in,
[30:05] Speaker 2: she's like blazing. I think there was something in the punch.
[30:10] Speaker 2: There was something very creepy that they were drinking, because
[30:13] Speaker 2: they were they all lost their minds at this party.
[30:15] Speaker 2: They all, I mean, who knows Jesse crying between Jesse,
[30:19] Speaker 2: Jasmine losing her shit, Jasmine losing her shit even freaking
[30:23] Speaker 2: Natalie had to get involved in. Like Natalie's like a
[30:26] Speaker 2: peace love and like girl, she's got two braids in
[30:28] Speaker 2: the front. Like she's like, you know, I feel like
[30:31] Speaker 2: she's probably like smoking a doobie. And she's like I
[30:34] Speaker 2: find her from somebody, like from almost famous from that movie. Yeah,
[30:37] Speaker 2: like she reminds me of something like kind of like
[30:38] Speaker 2: a hippie. Yeah, she was just kind of like freeze. Meanwhile,
[30:42] Speaker 2: she stepped right into I was like, oh, someone wants
[30:44] Speaker 2: a job next year. Well, she's been called a bitch.
[30:48] Speaker 2: Jasmine was calling her a bitch. She no, she called
[30:51] Speaker 2: her a bitch after and then she called her.
[30:54] Speaker 1: Trash, not the word trash.
[30:57] Speaker 2: Yeah, crash is not good. Yeah, but it happens. It's
[31:04] Speaker 2: I'm kind of like, Jasmine, this is none of your business.
[31:06] Speaker 2: I don't know why you're getting involved.
[31:08] Speaker 1: Because it's a season finale. Everybody's got to have their moment.
[31:11] Speaker 1: Everybody's got to have a moment.
[31:12] Speaker 2: Well, fine, but I've never thought Jasmine and Michelle to
[31:15] Speaker 2: be that close.
[31:16] Speaker 1: Well, I think Jasmine was a little drunk.
[31:19] Speaker 2: Well, I can't every time Jasmine is holding something in
[31:22] Speaker 2: her hand and I want to know if it's a rock,
[31:24] Speaker 2: that lucky rock thing, or it's a vape like it's oh,
[31:29] Speaker 2: I never noticed. Sometimes it's a dick. God, but she's
[31:37] Speaker 2: always holding something and like playing with it when she's
[31:40] Speaker 2: talking or fighting. I'm like, maybe it's a thing. Remember
[31:43] Speaker 2: there was a crystal she was talking about, but this
[31:45] Speaker 2: one looked like a finger and I'm like, what in
[31:47] Speaker 2: the hell is this? Yeah, I was chocked that Jasmine.
[31:51] Speaker 1: She had to be a little drunk, because I love
[31:53] Speaker 1: Jasmine and she's usually very logical about things.
[31:56] Speaker 2: Logical. Do you remember the beach scene last year when
[31:59] Speaker 2: she like law and all of us sitting there.
[32:01] Speaker 1: Everybody was mad at Janet back then, Okay, I like
[32:04] Speaker 1: a girl that can deliver.
[32:06] Speaker 2: Well either way she comes in. This is like, now
[32:09] Speaker 2: chaos is a skew. Kristen is now denying over and
[32:15] Speaker 2: over again. We kind of already talked about this, but
[32:17] Speaker 2: denying that she to Nia that Nia she said Nea
[32:21] Speaker 2: was manipulating Zach.
[32:23] Speaker 1: We have the flashback. But then she like tried to
[32:27] Speaker 1: reward it or something or maybe no, She's like, no, I.
[32:30] Speaker 2: Just said that with you know, we're all so close
[32:33] Speaker 2: and ha ha ha, and I'm like, no.
[32:35] Speaker 1: You did that is not in a funny way like
[32:36] Speaker 1: we're finding.
[32:37] Speaker 2: Like I'm like, m And then she said that Britney
[32:40] Speaker 2: said it okay, Brittany is like.
[32:42] Speaker 1: What what what Like She's like no, Well, because here's
[32:48] Speaker 1: the one thing I have noticed about Brittany.
[32:49] Speaker 2: Brittany does not seem to lie. No, Brittany seems to
[32:53] Speaker 2: be pretty on the pulse of what's going on. I
[32:55] Speaker 2: agree with that, especially with Jack's gone, Like I'd haven't
[33:00] Speaker 2: seen her been the truth or exaggerate one time.
[33:03] Speaker 1: I agree with that. I agree, And I think she.
[33:05] Speaker 2: Makes mistakes, like when she dated that guy this year.
[33:08] Speaker 1: Sure, but you know whatever, she's not with him anymore.
[33:10] Speaker 1: But it's just anybody's a step up from Jack's. But
[33:14] Speaker 1: the way that she just had a visceral reaction like what,
[33:18] Speaker 1: like you know that that's not a lie, and then
[33:20] Speaker 1: we saw the flashback and we know it's not a lie.
[33:23] Speaker 2: We watched it. But also it makes me question how
[33:26] Speaker 2: close Kristen is with Zach well was Zach or with Brittany,
[33:30] Speaker 2: because suppose, you know, like supposedly her and Brittany are
[33:33] Speaker 2: best friends. Well it's not looking like it's not looking
[33:37] Speaker 2: like like she's not even Zach Like she's like I've
[33:40] Speaker 2: know there going down to Nia and Danny, which I'm like, the.
[33:43] Speaker 1: Why do you think that's happening?
[33:45] Speaker 2: They must hang out with the babies and that might
[33:50] Speaker 2: they must have some kind of like I got really
[33:53] Speaker 2: close with my mommy and me friends like those are
[33:56] Speaker 2: those are all my closest friends, like other than you
[33:59] Speaker 2: know other you know, but like La Tall Val Meg Kelly,
[34:03] Speaker 2: those are all for mommy and me, So you really
[34:06] Speaker 2: get close with the people, like when you have your
[34:08] Speaker 2: first child. I guess this is Nia's fourteenth.
[34:12] Speaker 1: I'm over the babies and the kids and all that
[34:15] Speaker 1: stuff there's going to be because I am older now.
[34:18] Speaker 1: And I agree with what Heather de Brow said. She
[34:21] Speaker 1: doesn't like to go to a public pool at a
[34:23] Speaker 1: hotel where there's kids.
[34:25] Speaker 2: I'm that person at that hotel with my kids. I've
[34:29] Speaker 2: already done it. I've already lived it for me to live.
[34:33] Speaker 2: And I'm the one that's like, bring the football.
[34:37] Speaker 1: That's why they have adult only pools.
[34:39] Speaker 2: Well, then go spend your money an adult only hotel.
[34:41] Speaker 1: Sometimes they don't always have them.
[34:43] Speaker 2: No they don't, but at the montage they do where
[34:46] Speaker 2: people give me looks when my kids are playing there,
[34:48] Speaker 2: I'm like, well, you can take a step back because
[34:50] Speaker 2: there's an adult only pool over there. You can go
[34:53] Speaker 2: walk your snoodie. Not always as nice though, well, because
[34:56] Speaker 2: it's not happening. The happening place is where the kids
[34:59] Speaker 2: are and where the moms are drinking.
[35:00] Speaker 1: Okay, but Zack believing Kristen over Brittany, that was kind
[35:06] Speaker 1: of a big moment right there.
[35:08] Speaker 2: I mean, he's I don't know what his We're.
[35:10] Speaker 1: Gonna have to ask where he is with Brittany because
[35:13] Speaker 1: and why he has kind of not had her back
[35:16] Speaker 1: this season. Do you think he's going to disagree that
[35:19] Speaker 1: he hasn't had her back.
[35:20] Speaker 2: I think he was annoyed by that other guy coming
[35:23] Speaker 2: on the show, that's my guest. I don't know if
[35:24] Speaker 2: he's going to say that to us. Wait what other guy?
[35:27] Speaker 2: The boyfriend? But I think he thought like, don't Britney,
[35:31] Speaker 2: don't bring on another guy, don't you know, try to
[35:35] Speaker 2: He's not dating Britney, so why now? But it might
[35:38] Speaker 2: kill his camera time? But then we see Jason and
[35:44] Speaker 2: Danny are in the clubhouse together. Why is it called
[35:47] Speaker 2: the clubhouse?
[35:48] Speaker 1: That's what I'm like, this is not Andy's Andy is
[35:50] Speaker 1: not there?
[35:51] Speaker 2: What are you talking about? The clubhouse where we're watch
[35:54] Speaker 2: What Happens Live now? Yeah?
[35:55] Speaker 1: But did you notice that's right before that Jesse telling
[35:58] Speaker 1: Danny to drink water. He's so drunk that he has
[36:02] Speaker 1: to put his head on Jesse's shoulder.
[36:05] Speaker 2: It almost falls in the pool, almost falls in.
[36:07] Speaker 1: I'm like, dude, this is not a good look for you,
[36:09] Speaker 1: is it? Like, Okay, I'm really going to get RiPP
[36:11] Speaker 1: and drunk because this is a season finale, Like.
[36:13] Speaker 2: I get you know, I'm totally fine with a drink
[36:16] Speaker 2: or two to loosen up for filming, but like this
[36:19] Speaker 2: is that's belligerent. Like that's blackout too, that's black out?
[36:22] Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Like, there's no way he's falling into the
[36:25] Speaker 2: pool backwards.
[36:26] Speaker 1: Do you know who did nothing this episode?
[36:29] Speaker 2: Nyah Schwartz? Where we shorts? Shorts? Where were you? I
[36:33] Speaker 2: think Schwartz's girlfriend was there? Oh?
[36:35] Speaker 1: Got it twitch in my eye? Can you see it?
[36:37] Speaker 2: Yeah? No? Oh yeah, I see it? But what is
[36:39] Speaker 2: going on? You're tired or you need calcium? Oh my god? Well, Schwartz's.
[36:46] Speaker 1: With his fangs in his mouth. Well, they were they
[36:49] Speaker 1: look like dentures. They they were so like ill will
[36:53] Speaker 1: Ill will fitted will Ill. Fitted I don't recall it.
[36:55] Speaker 2: I mean, I feel like this is weird for me
[36:57] Speaker 2: to say because I'm going to see him on Friday.
[36:59] Speaker 2: But I thought jas And looked hot this episode.
[37:02] Speaker 1: I think Jason's very handsome.
[37:04] Speaker 2: I was like, get it, Jason. He's like six.
[37:06] Speaker 1: Foot something, dark hair, olive skin, white teeth without the fangs.
[37:13] Speaker 2: He even had fangs in and we still right, but
[37:17] Speaker 2: his fangs were improperly. But he's sitting over there and
[37:21] Speaker 2: Jason and Danny. Danny's passed out on the Shay's Lounge
[37:26] Speaker 2: or whatever we want to call it, or the clubhouse
[37:28] Speaker 2: or the clubhouse. Danny is like goners and then Jason
[37:32] Speaker 2: walks over and you can tell Danny has barely any
[37:35] Speaker 2: idea who Jason is, like, I don't think he I mean,
[37:38] Speaker 2: I think he's looking at him and he's like, yeah,
[37:40] Speaker 2: I guess you could sit down. I need to be
[37:41] Speaker 2: sitting down more than you do. I Meanwhile, I'm like,
[37:44] Speaker 2: the guy has sentry.
[37:45] Speaker 1: But Kenny like, I'm just trying to find a place
[37:47] Speaker 1: where I can just kind of put my leg up
[37:49] Speaker 1: or something he's and here's Danny just all sprawled out
[37:52] Speaker 1: on the couch drunk his block.
[37:54] Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, then they're like they're having a conversation.
[37:59] Speaker 2: Danny is at this point in dunking drink. It was
[38:04] Speaker 2: like worsting me at Bravo Kahn. I I don't know.
[38:12] Speaker 2: Some of my things mental for me, and some might
[38:15] Speaker 2: have been the champagne. But I clearly Danny's not drinking champagne.
[38:19] Speaker 2: He's not drinking you. I don't think you can. I
[38:21] Speaker 2: think he's a whiskey drinker. I don't think you can
[38:23] Speaker 2: get that drunk from what are those bottles of stuff?
[38:27] Speaker 2: They always white claw. I don't think so.
[38:31] Speaker 1: You know, you'd have to drink twenty I know, okay,
[38:35] Speaker 1: but listen, I give it to Jason for putting up
[38:38] Speaker 1: with Danny's shit. When you know the other people come
[38:41] Speaker 1: walk in. It was Lala, Janet? Was there somebody else
[38:44] Speaker 1: that walked in on this conversations?
[38:47] Speaker 2: Janet and Lala join them shortly after they sit down,
[38:49] Speaker 2: and you know, Danny's already being a dick to Jason,
[38:52] Speaker 2: and then the com like the conversation goes south fast,
[38:56] Speaker 2: like Danny's not saying I like, it's.
[38:59] Speaker 1: Like, you're gonna pulle apologize for what?
[39:01] Speaker 2: Yeah? For what? Why don't you apologize for me? Da
[39:04] Speaker 2: da da? And Janet's like.
[39:06] Speaker 1: You're a five foot seven And then her husband, Jason's like,
[39:09] Speaker 1: don't go there. Let's just let's not insult.
[39:12] Speaker 3: But he had already said, what are you going to do?
[39:14] Speaker 3: Get up and with your bum leg bum leg, I
[39:17] Speaker 3: mean the whole thing. Here's where the problem was, Jason.
[39:22] Speaker 3: Jason's trying to get involved in for La La, like
[39:26] Speaker 3: Lala can do her own.
[39:27] Speaker 2: Oh, Lala needs no help. Lala doesn't need any help.
[39:30] Speaker 2: So Jason's like, you can tell you sitting there.
[39:32] Speaker 1: The problem is Danny goes after women and Jason is
[39:36] Speaker 1: being a normal man. Yeah, is like no, no, no,
[39:40] Speaker 1: you're not doing that on my dime.
[39:42] Speaker 2: No, And the fight I mean never. But here's the
[39:46] Speaker 2: thing is, are people upset? I don't know that. Are
[39:49] Speaker 2: people upset that Janet threw the cup at him? Well,
[39:52] Speaker 2: she wasn't that upset.
[39:53] Speaker 1: I wasn't upset either. Well she throws the whatever's in
[39:57] Speaker 1: that cup? Why don't I could be water, it could
[39:58] Speaker 1: have been wine and could have been alcohol. Whatever she
[40:00] Speaker 1: throws it kind of missed him, hits his shoulder in
[40:03] Speaker 1: the couch and then went fuck and then took the
[40:06] Speaker 1: solo cup and threw it hit him in the forehead and
[40:08] Speaker 1: I fucking fell off my chair laughing.
[40:11] Speaker 2: I started laughing. It was the funniest thing. But then
[40:13] Speaker 2: he's like and then Laula's like, I kind of hate
[40:17] Speaker 2: that you did that, and Janet's like, I don't fucking care.
[40:22] Speaker 1: And I was like, what did he say to piss
[40:24] Speaker 1: her off?
[40:25] Speaker 2: At that moment? Do you remember? I think she he
[40:27] Speaker 2: had come after Jason about something. It was after the
[40:31] Speaker 2: bum leg, and I think those two are like, you
[40:34] Speaker 2: don't there. I think they're a really good couple.
[40:37] Speaker 1: Oh, I do too.
[40:38] Speaker 2: I love how at the beginning of this year we're
[40:40] Speaker 2: like fuck cheering it and I'm like, hi, jan Hi,
[40:43] Speaker 2: jan Yeah, you like a sister. Happy birthday, Janet, see Friday. Yay,
[40:50] Speaker 2: We're not biased at all. Then Kristen tells Janet she
[40:54] Speaker 2: should go home. Danny and Nia decide to leave.
[40:56] Speaker 1: At this point, you know, Kristen is just cream in
[40:58] Speaker 1: her jeans right now, her hormones are flaring, she's no
[41:03] Speaker 1: longer in postpartum.
[41:04] Speaker 2: She's like, yes, get them out of here. But then
[41:09] Speaker 2: Brittany gives Michelle a birthday cake, and while this is happening,
[41:13] Speaker 2: Laala and Michelle are giving each other a kiss. And
[41:15] Speaker 2: then we've got Danny and Nia on the side, where
[41:18] Speaker 2: Nia is doing her best freaking acting work herself or
[41:21] Speaker 2: pageantry work, where she's trying to pretend that Danny isn't
[41:25] Speaker 2: drunk and she's not annoyed at him. But then he's like,
[41:27] Speaker 2: I'll take the baby. She's like, I got it, I
[41:29] Speaker 2: got the baby. I got the baby. And we're like,
[41:31] Speaker 2: we saw how gentle you were with the baby.
[41:34] Speaker 1: These are horrible people, and then they do like a
[41:36] Speaker 1: little final farewell, And there's only a couple that stuck
[41:39] Speaker 1: out in my mind, and it was Danny's confessional. He
[41:41] Speaker 1: calls himself a man of character and integrity. Don't worry,
[41:45] Speaker 1: it's not just him saying it. It's people with wisdom, Teddy,
[41:49] Speaker 1: people with fucking wisdom. It doesn't count your parents, dude, Yeah, yeah,
[41:54] Speaker 1: when your daughter, when you taught your kids to say that,
[41:56] Speaker 1: it doesn't count.
[41:59] Speaker 2: Like that was the one that stood out to me.
[42:01] Speaker 2: But then we're going to get to the reunion, which
[42:03] Speaker 2: looks so good we have so many questions to ask.
[42:06] Speaker 2: Zach Now, I'm pretty bumped, but thanks for tuning in.
[42:10] Speaker 2: See you tomorrow.

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