# The Three C’s: Colonics, Coladas & Chuckling? (The Valley Recap)

An episode of [Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1477524410), 25 Jun 2026, 48 min.

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Does Zack like Danny as a friend or does he just prefer his overly-flexed abs? Is Lala getting the perfect read on Danny and Nia right now? Jesse’s a fan of colonics so naturally, Teddi and Tamra have to share their own experiences… Plus, Kristen and Luke are going around in circles. Is her behavior excusable or is enough enough?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

## Transcript

[0:02] Speaker 1: Two Teas in a Pod which Teddy Mellencamp and camera judge.
[0:09] Speaker 2: Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of Two Teas in
[0:11] Speaker 2: a Pod with myself, Teddy Mellikip and camera judge.
[0:15] Speaker 1: The one in, only, the one and only.
[0:18] Speaker 2: Here she is and we're both in red because our
[0:20] Speaker 2: next podcast is celebrating a little bit of fourth of July.
[0:24] Speaker 2: So you know we're a festive type, but we're too
[0:26] Speaker 2: lazy to actually change.
[0:28] Speaker 1: So right, Well, here's the thing I thought for sure.
[0:31] Speaker 1: I'm like, I should put on like a little fourth
[0:33] Speaker 1: of July outfit. So I go searching.
[0:36] Speaker 2: Nothing.
[0:37] Speaker 1: I got nothing, not even a fourth of July hat No,
[0:40] Speaker 1: not even a fourth of July brett, not that I know.
[0:42] Speaker 2: What I have a fourth of July have Could you
[0:43] Speaker 2: imagine if I would have come out in a fourth
[0:45] Speaker 2: of July bathing suit?
[0:47] Speaker 1: I thought about it. I actually thought about it.
[0:49] Speaker 2: That's the only thing I owned that's fourth of July.
[0:51] Speaker 2: I was like looking at it, and I was like,
[0:52] Speaker 2: what if I just put this on and walked out
[0:55] Speaker 2: and sat down in my bathing suit? And I was like,
[0:56] Speaker 2: what this isn't this isn't normal.
[1:01] Speaker 1: But also why I should do a bathing suit one
[1:03] Speaker 1: one day. Why I need to get a supper series,
[1:07] Speaker 1: our summer, our summers series.
[1:12] Speaker 2: How's everything with you?
[1:13] Speaker 1: Everything's good, good, good good.
[1:16] Speaker 2: We have a.
[1:17] Speaker 1: Premiere party coming up real soon for Orange County. It's
[1:22] Speaker 1: going to be we don't we don't normally have premiere parties.
[1:25] Speaker 1: We used to in the early days. It's going to
[1:26] Speaker 1: be a big celebration. I'll tell you more about it
[1:29] Speaker 1: after it's over, okay, But excited about that. They're trying
[1:34] Speaker 1: to fine tune the Watch what Happens Live schedule. I'm
[1:38] Speaker 1: trying to schedule a vacation between confessionals, Watch What Happens Live,
[1:45] Speaker 1: the after show, which we're going to start filming, and
[1:48] Speaker 1: just life. So I'm like.
[1:51] Speaker 2: Summer, Summer's likely almost over by the way, I feel
[1:56] Speaker 2: like it just started now. It's not for me because
[2:00] Speaker 2: like the kids have been out of school for so long.
[2:02] Speaker 1: I feel like two weeks a month they've been we
[2:07] Speaker 1: have we have June, I mean all of July, all
[2:10] Speaker 1: of August, and so I'm thinking I don't have kids
[2:13] Speaker 1: in school right now, like you know, no, like my
[2:15] Speaker 1: kids I think start back school like August twentieth. That
[2:18] Speaker 1: is so lame. Do you remember when I was going
[2:21] Speaker 1: to school, we would go back after Labor Day. Yeah.
[2:24] Speaker 2: No, it's not like that anything I know.
[2:26] Speaker 1: And it's like around here, it doesn't really get hot
[2:30] Speaker 1: hot until September. Yeah. I here, kids go to school,
[2:34] Speaker 1: it die of heat. Yeah, you go sweat in your class,
[2:37] Speaker 1: sweat your ass off, and most likely the air conditioning
[2:40] Speaker 1: will break.
[2:41] Speaker 2: And don't learn anything while you're at it.
[2:43] Speaker 1: Yeah, because you're too hot to think straight and you're dehydrated.
[2:47] Speaker 2: Well, I'm doing a little better today because speaking of
[2:51] Speaker 2: I had somebody come and like my nurse came and
[2:53] Speaker 2: she gave me an IVY yesterday. Huh so I think
[2:56] Speaker 2: it fleshed out whatever that medication was.
[3:01] Speaker 1: You're so you're not going to take that medication anymore?
[3:03] Speaker 2: No, I'm not going to take it. This is this
[3:06] Speaker 2: is how I.
[3:06] Speaker 1: Get on to get anxiety medication, right, Yeah, so is
[3:11] Speaker 1: there no more anxiety medication? Can raw dog it?
[3:14] Speaker 2: No? I still have other anxiety money. This was like
[3:16] Speaker 2: a topper.
[3:20] Speaker 1: Jesus Christ.
[3:21] Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like, I mean, it's shit's not good around here.
[3:24] Speaker 2: I forgot. Like my sister sent me a meme yesterday
[3:28] Speaker 2: from Wilson Phillips and she's like, I'm holding on as
[3:31] Speaker 2: fa hard as I can, but shit's getting rough around here.
[3:34] Speaker 2: Someone let Wilson Phillips know, Like, that's exactly like on
[3:41] Speaker 2: for one more day.
[3:42] Speaker 1: I know. Well, the launch of the Oranges and Fall
[3:46] Speaker 1: Far did great. It landed number seven on the charts.
[3:51] Speaker 2: I love that.
[3:52] Speaker 1: Yeah, And then so I told Tim. She's like, wow,
[3:54] Speaker 1: that that's that's Is that a big deal? And I go, yeah, yeah,
[3:58] Speaker 1: that's a big deal.
[4:00] Speaker 2: Well she should be proud.
[4:01] Speaker 1: He was very excited and very happy. She thought the
[4:03] Speaker 1: episode was funny. Eddie forced me to listen to it.
[4:07] Speaker 1: I can't, and I like him, say, is I'm never
[4:10] Speaker 1: laughing again because I laugh like a hyena.
[4:14] Speaker 2: Let me here.
[4:16] Speaker 1: Like a witchy poo. I don't even know what it is.
[4:19] Speaker 1: And I'm like, why didn't somebody stop me?
[4:22] Speaker 2: Well, because we don't know, we don't realize that we're
[4:25] Speaker 2: doing it. We're all so used to each other at
[4:27] Speaker 2: this point that it's just like, oh, that's that's a
[4:29] Speaker 2: normal laugh.
[4:30] Speaker 1: So listen to this. So Eddie says, you guys really
[4:33] Speaker 1: need to work on your ads, and I go, excuse me,
[4:37] Speaker 1: he is just the ad reading it's just he was,
[4:39] Speaker 1: I kind of laugh. Every time one comes on, he
[4:42] Speaker 1: listens to the plot, I go, okay, off, and then
[4:45] Speaker 1: there are.
[4:46] Speaker 2: Some people that are like really good.
[4:48] Speaker 1: Well that's what he said. He goes, they'll do yours
[4:50] Speaker 1: and then they'll throw ellen k or somebody in there. It's
[4:53] Speaker 1: just like, really makes you guys sound bad. And so
[4:58] Speaker 1: yesterday I opened up my dms and nobody was saying, like,
[5:01] Speaker 1: I got so many dams about the Orange podcast, and
[5:05] Speaker 1: which was lovely and thank you to everybody. They just
[5:08] Speaker 1: loved it. But I got one that said, oh, and also,
[5:10] Speaker 1: I just want to let you know you and Teddy
[5:12] Speaker 1: are doing so much better on the ad rates.
[5:16] Speaker 2: Well, we've really been trying.
[5:18] Speaker 1: I'm like, seriously, on the same day, Eddie makes fun
[5:21] Speaker 1: of me. I get that. I go. Then I started
[5:24] Speaker 1: getting paranoid. So I might have put a little extra
[5:26] Speaker 1: pep in my step today in the DoD rate, so
[5:29] Speaker 1: did I.
[5:29] Speaker 2: I was like, I'm even going to change my voice inflection.
[5:32] Speaker 2: I'm going to sound.
[5:33] Speaker 1: Surprised if we take like voice lessons to learn how
[5:36] Speaker 1: to do I watched this girl on Instagram.
[5:38] Speaker 2: The fact that I watched this shows that it's clearly
[5:41] Speaker 2: something I'm slightly insecure about. Where She's like, I'm going
[5:44] Speaker 2: to teach you all how to talk to the camera.
[5:46] Speaker 2: Oh okay, And she's like, one, you need to practice
[5:50] Speaker 2: at the grocery store or somewhere public, looking into your
[5:54] Speaker 2: phone and talking.
[5:55] Speaker 1: Never not happening, not to happen.
[5:57] Speaker 2: And tip one not doing it. Two you need to
[6:02] Speaker 2: repetition is key, so make sure you do it over
[6:05] Speaker 2: and over and over and over and over again. I
[6:07] Speaker 2: was like, we get pissed if we have to do
[6:09] Speaker 2: a third time.
[6:11] Speaker 1: Trust me, I have said to myself and I probably
[6:15] Speaker 1: have talked about it on the pod before. I would
[6:17] Speaker 1: love to be one of those girls or guys or
[6:20] Speaker 1: whatever influencers that just grab their phone and they just
[6:23] Speaker 1: start talking and talking no matter where they're at. And
[6:27] Speaker 1: like the Bethany Frankles man, I'm like, I could never do.
[6:30] Speaker 2: That from any angle like down here, I'm.
[6:33] Speaker 1: Like, I could never do that. I just I feel
[6:35] Speaker 1: stupid and I feel like nobody cares. Like yesterday I
[6:38] Speaker 1: went to Trader Joe's and I ran into a front
[6:40] Speaker 1: end senior years and we were in the aisle with
[6:44] Speaker 1: the skincare and she goes, oh, that one right there.
[6:49] Speaker 1: You know, the skin Suitical Vitamin C. That one is
[6:52] Speaker 1: a dupe of it, and it's only nine dollars, which
[6:55] Speaker 1: is skin scood. What is it like sixty or something
[6:57] Speaker 1: like that, seventy five? And I go, oh my god,
[6:59] Speaker 1: I remember Matt telling me about that, and so I
[7:04] Speaker 1: literally bought like two of them, and I got home
[7:08] Speaker 1: and I opened it up. Even smells like hot dogs.
[7:12] Speaker 2: Hot dogs.
[7:13] Speaker 1: The skin Suitical one to me, it smells like hot dogs,
[7:16] Speaker 1: and I'm like, maybe this one smells better. Nope, exact
[7:19] Speaker 1: same smell. It's the same shit in a different bottle.
[7:22] Speaker 2: Listen, I don't want to smell a hot dog face.
[7:25] Speaker 1: Well, you sleep in it. You sleep in it, and
[7:27] Speaker 1: it's it's it's amazing. So I'm like, I should go
[7:30] Speaker 1: on social media and be like, hey, guys, I got
[7:33] Speaker 1: the this, and I'm like, no, I don't even know
[7:35] Speaker 1: what to say, like.
[7:40] Speaker 2: Guys, arham dupe, I god so cool. Look at my
[7:46] Speaker 2: skin itch glowing and Teddy's is bright red. She's using
[7:49] Speaker 2: the hot dog juice as well.
[7:53] Speaker 1: Well.
[7:54] Speaker 2: Today we're talking about The Valley season three, episode thirteen.
[7:58] Speaker 2: It's a doozy, It's a doozy. It starts off where
[8:01] Speaker 2: everyone goes back to the Girl's sweet after Schwartz. A
[8:04] Speaker 2: Palooza with Schwartz of Palooza was the worst pelooza I've
[8:07] Speaker 2: ever set.
[8:08] Speaker 1: And I just needed him to take that shirt off.
[8:10] Speaker 1: I'm with Zach that doily grandmother. I don't know where
[8:13] Speaker 1: he was going with that.
[8:14] Speaker 2: It was not the right Maybe if it was a
[8:15] Speaker 2: crop doiley, I would have felt better about it. But
[8:18] Speaker 2: it was so long.
[8:20] Speaker 1: It was just I just didn't like it.
[8:22] Speaker 2: Yeah, it was it was long, but like Schwartz comes in,
[8:27] Speaker 2: he just flops down on the bed and like, I
[8:29] Speaker 2: forget which one of the girls. It is, like, we
[8:32] Speaker 2: have a whole nother room over here where he can
[8:34] Speaker 2: sit so you don't need to like lay on our beds. Yeah, well,
[8:38] Speaker 2: I mean.
[8:38] Speaker 1: Like it's funny, like everyone wants to play games, but
[8:41] Speaker 1: of course guess who doesn't. Danny like the one person
[8:47] Speaker 1: doesn't want to play because it was Janet's idea, come
[8:51] Speaker 1: on now, like and j and Janet's like come.
[8:54] Speaker 2: Janet's like the game queen. She loves Dave and Busters,
[8:57] Speaker 2: she loves games. I don't know what this pizza box
[9:00] Speaker 2: game was, but I was ready to learn because I.
[9:03] Speaker 1: Was like, this isn't a pizza box game.
[9:06] Speaker 2: Me neither, me neither. But well, we still don't get
[9:09] Speaker 2: to know anything about it.
[9:10] Speaker 1: I know what either cookling, cockling, colding, chuck eating, check, chucky,
[9:16] Speaker 1: what is it called?
[9:17] Speaker 2: Colding is the proper name, but cooking for short cooking, Well,
[9:22] Speaker 2: Lala tells Danny it's a bit weird. He was liking
[9:24] Speaker 2: comments about Janet and Jason being involved in She says, cooking, cooking, cooking,
[9:31] Speaker 2: but it's really cuckholding is like the and what cock
[9:35] Speaker 2: holding is is? It primarily refers to a consensual fetish
[9:39] Speaker 2: and relationship dynamic where one partner derives pleasure from watching
[9:44] Speaker 2: their significant other have sex with a third person. No,
[9:51] Speaker 2: thank you, Well, I have a question. Didn't Janet recently
[9:56] Speaker 2: talk about how she wants to like hook up with Michelle?
[10:00] Speaker 1: Yeah? And then she also said if her husband girl, yeah,
[10:05] Speaker 1: and if her husband wanted to hook it with the guy,
[10:07] Speaker 1: she was fine with that too. So I think it's
[10:10] Speaker 1: Janet that's doing the chuck holding or what it's called.
[10:17] Speaker 2: Well, that's who they were implying was doing the cooking,
[10:20] Speaker 2: and Danny's liking those posts.
[10:22] Speaker 1: But Danny's right, that's right, so maybe it's not wrong.
[10:25] Speaker 2: Yeah, so Danny, But I mean, I guess this one
[10:27] Speaker 2: that he liked was Jason as a clown.
[10:32] Speaker 1: And Jane as a snake cake and so then and then.
[10:36] Speaker 2: It comes to like poop or I don't, I don't
[10:39] Speaker 2: know these ai things. But like Dannie, of course, it's
[10:43] Speaker 2: like he's so busy with his four kids, but don't worry,
[10:45] Speaker 2: he has time to like every post that he's mentioned in, right,
[10:50] Speaker 2: and him just.
[10:51] Speaker 1: Like, no, no, I didn't do that. I'm Chuck Chuck
[10:55] Speaker 1: aleeene Chuck cuab what And then she's like, here it is.
[10:59] Speaker 1: Here is the post and they blurred out and he's.
[11:02] Speaker 2: Like eh, He's like, well, yeah, I mean, of course
[11:05] Speaker 2: I liked it. I mentioned in it. And then Lala
[11:07] Speaker 2: you could tell. Lala is like for sake, She's like,
[11:12] Speaker 2: don't you understand if you like a post, you like
[11:14] Speaker 2: the entirety of what's in the post.
[11:17] Speaker 1: Yeah, you're grad just not just.
[11:19] Speaker 2: That you're tagged in it, right, you're agreeing with the post.
[11:22] Speaker 1: He knew that.
[11:23] Speaker 2: Do you think Laala is good at moving the storyline
[11:26] Speaker 2: or it's too obvious?
[11:29] Speaker 1: I mean, it's probably obvious to us because we've been
[11:32] Speaker 1: in her position.
[11:34] Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's needed.
[11:36] Speaker 1: It is well needed.
[11:38] Speaker 2: I feel like Laala is the teacher that everyone is
[11:41] Speaker 2: afraid of, so everybody like sits up and listens to her.
[11:44] Speaker 2: Like when things are getting just chaotic, she's like, hold on.
[11:48] Speaker 2: She's got kind of like a calm demeanor. You know,
[11:50] Speaker 2: she's not drunk, and she's like, listen, guys, we got
[11:54] Speaker 2: to start talking about this. Also, during this point, Jesse
[11:58] Speaker 2: I felt like held made self control because he got
[12:03] Speaker 2: snapped at a couple of times.
[12:05] Speaker 1: Well, I mean when he goes to his confessionals, I
[12:07] Speaker 1: mean he says stuff like he says, Laala is the
[12:09] Speaker 1: most strategic person I've ever seen. I don't know, maybe
[12:12] Speaker 1: it's a Burgo thing. My birthday and Lawa's birthdays on
[12:15] Speaker 1: the same day. I think you have some similarities, maybe
[12:19] Speaker 1: just a little bit. But Lala also sound said that
[12:22] Speaker 1: that chuckling or whatever it's called, sounds like something Nia
[12:25] Speaker 1: and Danny would be into.
[12:27] Speaker 2: Nia this episode, I gotta just say it now, killed me,
[12:32] Speaker 2: killed me.
[12:32] Speaker 1: Killed me. She was really I don't know what's going
[12:36] Speaker 1: on with her, but we'll get to it later when
[12:38] Speaker 1: they're in the vand.
[12:39] Speaker 2: But she's sitting there near Danny the entire time. You
[12:42] Speaker 2: can tell, like ready to put her hand on his
[12:44] Speaker 2: leg to like stop him from saying or going overboard.
[12:48] Speaker 2: Because you can tell he'd had a couple of drinks.
[12:51] Speaker 2: You could definitely tell, yeah, don't worry, she's still making
[12:54] Speaker 2: sure she's showing us she's having drinks. So we're, you know, okay,
[12:58] Speaker 2: way to go. Nia.
[13:00] Speaker 1: It's so funny that you see it that way, because
[13:01] Speaker 1: I did too.
[13:02] Speaker 2: I'm like, I got it, and you're drinking. Great golf
[13:06] Speaker 2: collaps for you. Welcome to everybody else on Bravo.
[13:16] Speaker 1: What did you think about Zach screaming the way he did?
[13:21] Speaker 2: Well, he's screaming because Jasmine and Janet are claiming that
[13:24] Speaker 2: he is blind loyalty towards Danny. I mean, they're not
[13:28] Speaker 2: necessarily wrong because he doesn't ever really he pretends he's
[13:32] Speaker 2: going to say things to Danny and then doesn't. Why
[13:34] Speaker 2: Why do you think, I don't know if it's that
[13:37] Speaker 2: he actually likes Danny and so you like Danny's abs
[13:43] Speaker 2: what sitting there flexing the whole time, like me just
[13:48] Speaker 2: stand here shaking you.
[13:50] Speaker 1: You know what? It reminded me of when the year
[13:52] Speaker 1: that I did my competition show, I felt I was
[13:55] Speaker 1: feeling myself and we were doing the green screen. We
[13:57] Speaker 1: walk out with an orange and it's like, don't you
[14:00] Speaker 1: work out like that for so long? You stay tense
[14:02] Speaker 1: and your shoulders are back and your arms are flexed,
[14:05] Speaker 1: and then I'm putting the orange out and I remember
[14:07] Speaker 1: Doug Ross saying, Tiama, I know you've been working really
[14:11] Speaker 1: hard for that body, but can you please relax?
[14:13] Speaker 2: Okay, please take it down a match. We don't need
[14:17] Speaker 2: to see every vein popping out of your arm as
[14:19] Speaker 2: you come forward and your neck vein. But he's screaming,
[14:23] Speaker 2: I mean, he is screaming, screaming.
[14:25] Speaker 1: It was. It was. I love Zach.
[14:27] Speaker 2: It wasn't a little much, A little bit like it
[14:29] Speaker 2: was a little much. And I think the Jasmine and
[14:33] Speaker 2: Janet are correct with this. I'm saying this like this
[14:37] Speaker 2: happens repeatedly, Like we could move on from this if
[14:41] Speaker 2: we could actually all really talk about it. Lala has
[14:43] Speaker 2: a point, but yeah, we can't ever really talk about
[14:46] Speaker 2: it because someone always leaves. So now Zach's the one
[14:49] Speaker 2: that leaves. Brittany says, Danny's liked awful. Brittany hops up
[14:54] Speaker 2: from like her in her Winnie the Pooh jamnis, I.
[14:56] Speaker 1: Don't know she wearing it is like bears on polyester sleeves.
[15:03] Speaker 2: All I kept thinking was like those type of jammies
[15:05] Speaker 2: would give duve bo like a breathable jam.
[15:09] Speaker 1: No, they're polyester. Now is that like a housecoat? Is
[15:12] Speaker 1: it a dress? Like?
[15:13] Speaker 2: What? It's a little dress. And then she had her
[15:16] Speaker 2: like you know, like thick bra that you have to
[15:18] Speaker 2: wear after you get a boob job.
[15:19] Speaker 1: There's a million other things you should be wearing, but polyester.
[15:23] Speaker 2: But I don't think she thought she's gonna get back up.
[15:25] Speaker 2: But remember she like kind of talks in and then
[15:27] Speaker 2: they're like get are so she comes in? Her hair's
[15:31] Speaker 2: what like? Also, who doesn't brush their hair when they
[15:34] Speaker 2: get out of the shower, Well, not many.
[15:35] Speaker 1: People in reality TV would do that. It's the younger
[15:37] Speaker 1: crowd as old bitch as we'd be like honey, sunglasses
[15:40] Speaker 1: and a hat and a scarf. Nobody needs to see this.
[15:45] Speaker 2: Well, then, Brittany says Danny looked lacked awful posts about
[15:50] Speaker 2: her too. She sent him the screensots and he never responded.
[15:53] Speaker 2: This I thought was very telling. Well, let's just what
[15:58] Speaker 2: would happen.
[15:58] Speaker 1: Let's just say this, what happened if Janet was doing that.
[16:02] Speaker 1: If Janet was caught, they would tear her ass inside
[16:07] Speaker 1: and out.
[16:08] Speaker 2: They would tear I mean, Janet can't catch a break.
[16:11] Speaker 2: And but regardless of that, like Brittany is, this is
[16:14] Speaker 2: something that happened on the pod with Brittany and Jack's
[16:18] Speaker 2: years ago. Danny is still pissed at Brittany about.
[16:22] Speaker 1: It and the Danny's got PTSD.
[16:26] Speaker 2: He goes to therapy at least once a week for it.
[16:29] Speaker 1: All I can say to him is he should try
[16:31] Speaker 1: that ointment called triactin.
[16:33] Speaker 2: What is that for athletes' feet?
[16:35] Speaker 1: No, it's called triactin like a man.
[16:43] Speaker 2: But she you can tell. Brittany's like, very rarely do
[16:46] Speaker 2: I see Brittany pissed, like when it doesn't involve Jack's Like.
[16:49] Speaker 1: She's like, I love the way they pissed, pissed, pissed, pissed,
[16:54] Speaker 1: but she's pissed.
[16:55] Speaker 2: And I know how I sound like Kristen Cavalary a
[16:59] Speaker 2: little bit. But she's shows us on her phone the
[17:05] Speaker 2: times that she's text Danny and he's never even bothered responding.
[17:08] Speaker 2: That kind of pisses me off if somebody who's like
[17:11] Speaker 2: doing something to me and it's I don't like it,
[17:13] Speaker 2: and I'm like texting you off camera and saying like
[17:16] Speaker 2: this is hurting my feelings and you can't even right back.
[17:20] Speaker 1: That's kind of like our life with you, Teddy. Yeah,
[17:23] Speaker 1: we text you, we don't hear back. Yeah.
[17:26] Speaker 2: Kind of a kind of a dick move.
[17:28] Speaker 1: But if you had to get it, I guess if
[17:30] Speaker 1: you had.
[17:30] Speaker 2: A problem with something or whatever, it was like, I'm
[17:33] Speaker 2: going to get back to you, Like I'm not going
[17:35] Speaker 2: to just let that sit there in my And by
[17:37] Speaker 2: the way, I'm.
[17:38] Speaker 1: Not going to get back to you.
[17:40] Speaker 2: You're not no, you know how I am.
[17:42] Speaker 1: If there's a problem, I just hide. I'm not a communicator.
[17:47] Speaker 2: Well then Danny apologizes before he and Na decide to leave.
[17:51] Speaker 2: Once I get back to the room, Danny tells me
[17:53] Speaker 2: you didn't have my back.
[17:55] Speaker 1: Oh my god. And she and that like broke my
[17:58] Speaker 1: heart because it's like she did like she was like listen,
[18:01] Speaker 1: like you have to like listen, she's not going after you,
[18:05] Speaker 1: and I'm like, and then he even like insulted her
[18:08] Speaker 1: about what she said as she walked out, like something
[18:11] Speaker 1: about Libra.
[18:13] Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like, why are you making a joke out
[18:15] Speaker 2: of Libra season Yeah, He's like, why would you even
[18:18] Speaker 2: get like that. I'm like, Danny, you're liking these things
[18:21] Speaker 2: because you want to. There are things you want to say,
[18:24] Speaker 2: but you can't because you have an image shubhold Like
[18:26] Speaker 2: You're like, I never would say these things because I
[18:29] Speaker 2: am this kind of man. But for sure I'll like
[18:31] Speaker 2: it or repost it or do whatever the hell that
[18:32] Speaker 2: I'm going to do with it. But then, why is
[18:34] Speaker 2: this your wife's fault? Why is this neat fault?
[18:37] Speaker 1: It's not her fault. And it's like he takes it
[18:39] Speaker 1: out on her, and you know, they did that flashback
[18:41] Speaker 1: of Jasmine saying well that's not very Christian, like yeah,
[18:45] Speaker 1: And I'm like, if you're liking things that are that
[18:47] Speaker 1: nasty and you want to preach all the time, that
[18:51] Speaker 1: makes you look like a hypocrite.
[18:53] Speaker 2: Well I think that's the thing like that we're seeing.
[18:56] Speaker 2: And then it started like kind of hurt my feet
[19:00] Speaker 2: even then because then he like admits later to La
[19:03] Speaker 2: La when they're fishing, he admits later a lot, Yeah,
[19:06] Speaker 2: I mean me and Nia got into a fight last night.
[19:09] Speaker 2: And then don't worry, we talked it through, and then
[19:12] Speaker 2: the talking it through was really him just talking and
[19:14] Speaker 2: her going, yeah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
[19:17] Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
[19:18] Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm sorry. Well, how about when we listen to
[19:23] Speaker 1: Luke and Kristen have the same conversation that they've been
[19:26] Speaker 1: having all season long, over and over again. I'm like,
[19:30] Speaker 1: you know, they're talking, Luke feels like and I ge't
[19:33] Speaker 1: where Luke is coming from. She has an image of
[19:36] Speaker 1: him that's far worse than it actually is, and he
[19:40] Speaker 1: can't he can't catch a break at all. But also,
[19:43] Speaker 1: like I get this is.
[19:45] Speaker 2: The part that I'm having a hard time with, like
[19:47] Speaker 2: the entire time we've been watching Kristen this season, Like
[19:51] Speaker 2: she's been in that in that room, yeah, all the
[19:55] Speaker 2: past two episodes, Yeah, the past two episodes, and then
[19:58] Speaker 2: even at the Zoo episode, he was in the room.
[20:01] Speaker 2: So like Luke is I feel like Luke's got one
[20:04] Speaker 2: foot in, one foot out because he feels like he's
[20:06] Speaker 2: supposed to be out there at least doing something.
[20:09] Speaker 1: He's doing what the two of them should be doing together. Yeah,
[20:12] Speaker 1: you know, he's working for both of them right now. Yeah,
[20:14] Speaker 1: Like he's showing up and I get it, like she's
[20:16] Speaker 1: struggling with the postpartum and you know, not wanting to
[20:20] Speaker 1: leave her baby. And and she even said in the
[20:23] Speaker 1: van like here Kaya is crying, I'm supposed to hand
[20:26] Speaker 1: her off to my seat here and say, okay, I'm
[20:28] Speaker 1: gonna go out and have fun.
[20:30] Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, you can don't tell this as her
[20:32] Speaker 2: first kid, oh a thousand percent. Yeah, like this is
[20:35] Speaker 2: definitely like how you feel with your first kid. But
[20:38] Speaker 2: the thing that I don't understand how many, like how
[20:42] Speaker 2: many times did Luke go out get soaked up that
[20:47] Speaker 2: he didn't sleep in bed and slept on the couch twice?
[20:50] Speaker 1: Is what I heard.
[20:51] Speaker 2: He said, you act like it's happened way more times
[20:54] Speaker 2: than it's happened. But also I was I was trying
[20:57] Speaker 2: to think, like I don't know any times that probably
[20:59] Speaker 2: ever happened, and like I mean, I'm divorced now, but
[21:03] Speaker 2: like I don't.
[21:04] Speaker 1: Know for you, Yeah, oh uh no, it's never happened
[21:07] Speaker 1: to me.
[21:07] Speaker 2: I don't think. I don't think it's ever happened.
[21:10] Speaker 1: And it happened with me with Eddie before we got married,
[21:15] Speaker 1: and I was out with my friend Pam that lived
[21:17] Speaker 1: in Newport and I wasn't planning on drinking, and we
[21:20] Speaker 1: ended up going out and I didn't want to drive, obviously,
[21:23] Speaker 1: so I just slept on her couch. But did you
[21:26] Speaker 1: tell him? Well, I told him late at night. It
[21:30] Speaker 1: still didn't. He wasn't like thrilled about it. But the
[21:33] Speaker 1: way that Kristen talks to Luke, it's it's kind of sad.
[21:37] Speaker 1: It makes me feel bad for him. And she said
[21:38] Speaker 1: something like, I am expressing to Luke how I'm feeling,
[21:41] Speaker 1: but Luke is interpreting it as he's a piece of shit.
[21:45] Speaker 1: And I'm thinking maybe because the words you are using
[21:48] Speaker 1: does insult him. And when you said something along the
[21:51] Speaker 1: lines of uh, he's not a good dad. I can't
[21:56] Speaker 1: remember exactly what was said, but she he's like, that's
[21:59] Speaker 1: not cool. You're making me sound like.
[22:01] Speaker 2: I got a good dad, Like I don't love kaya.
[22:05] Speaker 2: He can tell he does. I mean, also, I want
[22:07] Speaker 2: them to notice that I noticed that he went from
[22:09] Speaker 2: having no shirt on to immediately quickly having something tied
[22:13] Speaker 2: around his body. I noticed it, clocked it. I was like, Oh,
[22:19] Speaker 2: all of a sudden, he's got on a crochet necklace.
[22:22] Speaker 2: It's a little big for baby can slip into no one.
[22:26] Speaker 2: We don't see that being put on. Oh I got
[22:28] Speaker 2: the power of editing, right, Yeah, so it's it's on.
[22:32] Speaker 1: Well, I did I think that. You know, they are
[22:34] Speaker 1: going through the thick of it. They had a baby,
[22:38] Speaker 1: jumped into reality TV with her and trying to maneuver
[22:42] Speaker 1: through you know, marriage, potential marriage, Yeah, first time parents,
[22:49] Speaker 1: and it's hopefully they're learning and they can look back
[22:52] Speaker 1: on it.
[22:52] Speaker 2: And I feel like Kristen's at the point where she's
[22:55] Speaker 2: done reality TV so much. She's like, I don't give
[22:57] Speaker 2: a shit. I know I'm giving regardless if I'm there
[23:00] Speaker 2: or not there. So it is what it is. But
[23:03] Speaker 2: he's he's not. He's like, you know, like a dog
[23:05] Speaker 2: with a bone, like, no, no, I need to go out.
[23:07] Speaker 2: I need to go be with the guys. And you
[23:09] Speaker 2: can tell she's also kind of dismissing him, which we
[23:12] Speaker 2: see later on in the episode. But then you know
[23:15] Speaker 2: it's the next morning, Luca is fishing and Dan.
[23:18] Speaker 1: Had a question, can you just fish off the beach,
[23:23] Speaker 1: the land, just the beach.
[23:25] Speaker 2: You just throw it out and it's chat. But he
[23:27] Speaker 2: said he wasn't getting deep enough.
[23:28] Speaker 1: Well, no shit, So was it just like the do
[23:31] Speaker 1: a scene, just pretend like you're fishing, but you know
[23:33] Speaker 1: you can't fish like that.
[23:35] Speaker 2: But like maybe it was fly fishing. I don't know.
[23:37] Speaker 1: I'm not a fly fishing. I don't know it was
[23:41] Speaker 1: a baby fishing in Mexico. Do they do that on
[23:45] Speaker 1: the beach in Mexico and puta mita if you're been
[23:48] Speaker 1: to that resort?
[23:49] Speaker 2: I just know Luke needed a break and he gets
[23:53] Speaker 2: his happiness out of fishing, so he's fishing. Danny walks
[23:57] Speaker 2: up to him, like Tamera walks off of her.
[24:01] Speaker 1: Holding my orange, my opening title.
[24:03] Speaker 2: Holding her orange drivening title with every ab G listening
[24:07] Speaker 2: and like shining with a spray hand, And I'm like,
[24:12] Speaker 2: how does he even breathe constantly standing like he's used
[24:14] Speaker 2: to it, He's used to eat, just his short little breaths.
[24:20] Speaker 2: But they're recapping last night and they're like, you know,
[24:24] Speaker 2: there's drama, and there's podcasts, and there's Da da da.
[24:27] Speaker 1: And it's like this the producers si Lala, and but
[24:31] Speaker 1: then you can't really tell.
[24:32] Speaker 2: It's Lala because it's not like really a bathing suit
[24:34] Speaker 2: Lala would normally where it's like a bathing suit Lala
[24:36] Speaker 2: would normally put like her daughter in yeah.
[24:39] Speaker 1: I think like her baby was little when she started this, right.
[24:43] Speaker 2: No, I know, but it's like a flir, like a
[24:45] Speaker 2: fluffy little bathing suit.
[24:46] Speaker 1: And she like high waisted. I'll tell you one thing,
[24:48] Speaker 1: I you will never see me in high waisted bottoms ever.
[24:52] Speaker 1: They look so horrible on me. She looks she looks good,
[24:56] Speaker 1: but she's got a nice booty. But I it's just
[25:00] Speaker 1: one you wear him once in a while, this high waisted.
[25:03] Speaker 1: I can't wear him. I'm so short waisted that it's
[25:05] Speaker 1: like they're under my boobs.
[25:06] Speaker 2: Well, my upper body is longer and I have mine
[25:10] Speaker 2: short little legs.
[25:11] Speaker 1: I'm longer legs, short waisted. I hate it.
[25:14] Speaker 2: So Laala thinks Danny is trying to portray this perfect
[25:17] Speaker 2: relationship with Nia, but he tells her they had the
[25:19] Speaker 2: argument last.
[25:20] Speaker 1: Night Dan, and then that's when we see the flashback
[25:24] Speaker 1: of Nia again apologizing over and over to Danny for
[25:27] Speaker 1: the night before, when she has nothing to apologize for.
[25:30] Speaker 1: It's like, I want to say, girl, blank twice, if
[25:33] Speaker 1: you need help, we'll kind of get you.
[25:35] Speaker 2: But because he just keeps going and he has like
[25:38] Speaker 2: this tone the way he looks at her, which I
[25:41] Speaker 2: think is so condescending.
[25:42] Speaker 1: Did you watch Watch What Happens Live? No, she was on,
[25:46] Speaker 1: NIA was on and Andy was just wasn't buying that.
[25:49] Speaker 1: He wasn't. She was saying, he's not sneaking, He's just
[25:52] Speaker 1: at one time, Andy just was not buying it at all.
[25:55] Speaker 2: I think that everybody's gotten over their lives. Yeah, Andy's
[26:01] Speaker 2: not buying Nia. I'm not buying Nia. This conversation kind
[26:07] Speaker 2: of comes and goes pretty quickly where Laala walks over
[26:10] Speaker 2: to them. They don't. They don't really let it like rustle.
[26:14] Speaker 1: Yes, go ahead, can you just burp? Okay?
[26:17] Speaker 2: See you? Why don't have to deal with guys? I
[26:19] Speaker 2: know it's like it's like my diet coke.
[26:21] Speaker 1: Am I I'm drinking diet coke while you're recording.
[26:24] Speaker 2: It helps me stay awake. Well. I think Laala also
[26:31] Speaker 2: thought that they were going to have a stronger reaction here,
[26:34] Speaker 2: but instead the guys really have no reaction. They're like zombies.
[26:39] Speaker 1: You mean at the fishing, yeah.
[26:41] Speaker 2: Fishing, Like they don't they don't really respond at all.
[26:43] Speaker 2: And she's doing all this movement and.
[26:45] Speaker 1: She's what was this, I don't know, and then she's
[26:48] Speaker 1: like she's double jacking off? What was that?
[26:51] Speaker 2: She was a bar t heer.
[26:52] Speaker 1: I don't know what she was doing because I have
[26:53] Speaker 1: a lot of practice of this.
[26:54] Speaker 2: I know. I think it's something kids do, but I
[26:56] Speaker 2: don't know.
[26:57] Speaker 1: Oh, I'm like, Laala, is that a circle jerk? Let
[27:00] Speaker 1: me ask you this question. Do you do you agree
[27:02] Speaker 1: with Lala? Do you think Danny and Ani are trying
[27:04] Speaker 1: to portray this perfect relationship?
[27:07] Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, I think I think they're trying to portray
[27:10] Speaker 2: a perfect relationship that has you know, has issues, but
[27:14] Speaker 2: has healthy communication with all of the issues.
[27:17] Speaker 1: Yeah, they've learned to communicate, but I don't I don't
[27:21] Speaker 1: know if it's the best way because I see how
[27:23] Speaker 1: he talks to her, like as they're walking out of
[27:25] Speaker 1: a room. No, he doesn't say this in front of
[27:27] Speaker 1: the other people, but he's like, why would you say that?
[27:29] Speaker 1: And why would you do that?
[27:30] Speaker 2: And it's remember he did say that in front of
[27:33] Speaker 2: the other people when they were dressing a drag.
[27:37] Speaker 1: Yes, and then he got the last chewed out, So
[27:38] Speaker 1: he waited until he walked out of the room and
[27:41] Speaker 1: said it.
[27:41] Speaker 2: Yeah, So I mean he's done it multiple times at
[27:44] Speaker 2: this point. Then we see Benji and Zach are laying
[27:47] Speaker 2: by the pool and Zach I love when people are
[27:51] Speaker 2: obviously hungover. It's my favorite.
[27:53] Speaker 1: Oh you know you like you nailed my favorite.
[27:56] Speaker 2: Thing in the world. When you are so hungover, you
[27:59] Speaker 2: want yourself to like he tried to eat last night's
[28:02] Speaker 2: pizza like ten minutes before upstairs in the room.
[28:04] Speaker 1: This is how I see it. You fail the night before,
[28:07] Speaker 1: you're drunk, you make an ass out of yourself. You
[28:09] Speaker 1: know you're gonna go back and people are gonna go
[28:10] Speaker 1: you're wasted. So he figures if he goes, I don't
[28:13] Speaker 1: have a hangover.
[28:14] Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember everything, you remember everything, clire lot, No way,
[28:20] Speaker 2: no way, somebody can raise their voice to that level,
[28:23] Speaker 2: to that octave, leave, then come back, then fall asleep.
[28:27] Speaker 1: I know. I'm like, I'm not buying it, buddy, but okay,
[28:30] Speaker 1: if it makes you feel better.
[28:32] Speaker 2: But he's like, you know, he's he lets them know
[28:36] Speaker 2: he's definitely not hungover.
[28:37] Speaker 1: And hanging out by the pool and then hang out.
[28:40] Speaker 1: Jasmine was a Jasmine. Melissa and Brittany eventually join them.
[28:45] Speaker 1: Jasmine wants to approach the day with grace because it
[28:49] Speaker 1: doesn't birthday.
[28:50] Speaker 2: It sucks birthday.
[28:50] Speaker 1: She's so nice to him, she really is, and I
[28:53] Speaker 1: don't know that he matches her energy sometimes.
[28:57] Speaker 2: Well, also, I'm can fused. If it was his birthday,
[29:02] Speaker 2: why when they walked up and saw him, why didn't
[29:04] Speaker 2: they say happy birthday?
[29:06] Speaker 1: Oh that's a good question, like kind of like did
[29:11] Speaker 1: you see Tom going where's my birthday? Cakes being my birthday?
[29:16] Speaker 1: Where's my birthday? Okay?
[29:18] Speaker 2: Yeah, Like why if this is his birthday, why are
[29:21] Speaker 2: they talking about all these other things and not we
[29:24] Speaker 2: haven't even gotten one happy birthday.
[29:25] Speaker 1: In maybe it was cut out, who knows, Well, I
[29:30] Speaker 1: don't know, but he did admit that he shouldn't have
[29:32] Speaker 1: yelled like that and emphasized that he doesn't like Danny
[29:36] Speaker 1: hiding his drinking.
[29:39] Speaker 2: And that Benji had told him about the drinking at
[29:42] Speaker 2: his house, and.
[29:45] Speaker 1: Yeah, well we e.
[29:47] Speaker 2: But they also take notice that they're all drinking already.
[29:50] Speaker 1: They all drink. We all drink on reality TV.
[29:53] Speaker 2: Yeah, And I was like, I see, I know a
[29:55] Speaker 2: spicy mark here.
[29:57] Speaker 1: Here's here's the thing. We all we all a little
[30:00] Speaker 1: liquid courage. Not all. Some people don't drink at all.
[30:02] Speaker 1: But you know when somebody has a drinking problem, Yeah,
[30:07] Speaker 1: and it hits a little bit different, and you know, like,
[30:12] Speaker 1: I don't have a drinking problem, but I have a
[30:13] Speaker 1: drunk problem, that's for sure. I get pass some you know,
[30:17] Speaker 1: two drinks, and I could be a gigantic asshole.
[30:21] Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean Brittany said she wasn't going to drink
[30:23] Speaker 2: in order to blend a drink. Who knows if I
[30:25] Speaker 2: had an alcohol in it.
[30:26] Speaker 1: She made me so nervous when she was there. She
[30:29] Speaker 1: had no bra on. Now, mind you, this is what
[30:31] Speaker 1: two weeks after surgery. She had just gotten her tubes out.
[30:35] Speaker 1: Two weeks and I'm thinking, do you have a binder
[30:38] Speaker 1: on underneath that dress?
[30:39] Speaker 2: I sure, I don't think so, because she like couldn't
[30:41] Speaker 2: barely sit down. And then Jazz was like, do you
[30:45] Speaker 2: want to sit back here where you can like lean
[30:46] Speaker 2: against and she's like, no, sometimes it actually feels good.
[30:49] Speaker 1: To stretch, but that you're not stretching, you're forcing yourself
[30:53] Speaker 1: to stand to sit up. But that can really damage
[30:57] Speaker 1: your outcome of your surgery. Yeah, it's not at all
[31:01] Speaker 1: like they tell you, even like with your boobs, like
[31:03] Speaker 1: shower with your bra on, have two bras? No, do
[31:14] Speaker 1: you think we'll ever get an answer to why this
[31:17] Speaker 1: group constantly protects Stanni and Nia. Not all of them,
[31:20] Speaker 1: but some of them.
[31:22] Speaker 2: I think it's I mean, I'm trying to think. I
[31:28] Speaker 2: think they came in as such like a ray of
[31:30] Speaker 2: light like she did. For sure, Yeah, she came in.
[31:34] Speaker 2: It's such like a like she came in like the
[31:37] Speaker 2: way that Michelle is this season.
[31:40] Speaker 1: Yeah, we really like Michelle this season.
[31:43] Speaker 2: I really like Michelle this season. Grant, we don't see
[31:46] Speaker 2: her a lot. We don't get to see her in
[31:47] Speaker 2: Jesse as much as I would like to. But every
[31:50] Speaker 2: time they've said something this season, I've laughed.
[31:52] Speaker 1: But have you caught a few things that he has
[31:54] Speaker 1: said to her that's like that's something a husband.
[31:57] Speaker 2: Would say, Yeah, like your Ariola's hanging out.
[31:59] Speaker 1: Yeah, or you see next week's episode she takes her
[32:03] Speaker 1: top off her and Kristen and then she's like don't
[32:05] Speaker 1: look yeah, and then he's like, well, your real estate
[32:09] Speaker 1: people are really gonna love this.
[32:11] Speaker 2: Yeah, this is.
[32:11] Speaker 1: Great for your real estate business or something like that.
[32:13] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[32:14] Speaker 1: Crazy.
[32:15] Speaker 2: Well, they get they get done. So we're we've got
[32:18] Speaker 2: the one group who's up at the cabana drinking. They're
[32:20] Speaker 2: trying to drink over while they're hangovers Zach is, you know,
[32:24] Speaker 2: trying to pound his hangover away. Christina, Nia, Schwartz, Jesse, Michelle,
[32:29] Speaker 2: and Janet head out to shop. But before this we
[32:33] Speaker 2: they have to point out that Nia is going to
[32:36] Speaker 2: add some Kolua and Bailey's to her coffee.
[32:42] Speaker 1: She wants every like you said earlier, she wants everybody
[32:45] Speaker 1: to know she drinks too like it. I'm like, come on,
[32:49] Speaker 1: she's making a little bit too obvious.
[32:51] Speaker 2: It's too obvious to me. And then she's like, what
[32:53] Speaker 2: is that? Doesn't that sound great?
[32:55] Speaker 1: It's about it Like, it's no different than telling somebody
[32:58] Speaker 1: that like they're saying about her been that he has
[33:00] Speaker 1: drinking problem and saying, oh, I'm not drinking Oh I
[33:03] Speaker 1: only had water. Oh I'm only drinking water today.
[33:06] Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the same. It's just it gives off the
[33:09] Speaker 2: like it feels like bs bs. It feels like this
[33:15] Speaker 2: group is a recipe for disaster. Yeah.
[33:18] Speaker 1: Now, let me ask you a question. Kristin doesn't think
[33:20] Speaker 1: Danny liking the post is that big of a deal. Now, Kristin,
[33:23] Speaker 1: who gets really upset about a lot of things, if
[33:26] Speaker 1: it was happening to her, would it be a big deal? Then?
[33:29] Speaker 2: I think it would.
[33:29] Speaker 1: I mean.
[33:30] Speaker 2: Kristin thinks a lot of things are a big deal.
[33:33] Speaker 2: I think everybody takes note and is bothered by people
[33:38] Speaker 2: liking inappropriate things about them.
[33:41] Speaker 1: I don't like it either, and I did when with
[33:44] Speaker 1: our cast. If you're liking in cammony mean things under posts,
[33:49] Speaker 1: that's just shitty. I don't care how you feel about somebody.
[33:52] Speaker 1: Have I been guilty of it, Yeah, probably years ago.
[33:55] Speaker 1: I don't do that kind of shit anymore. I just
[33:57] Speaker 1: don't care enough. But I've had a have to me
[34:01] Speaker 1: what happened to me a million times. I think Kristin
[34:04] Speaker 1: is just there's something that's tying her to Danny and Nia,
[34:08] Speaker 1: and I don't know what it is. I don't know
[34:09] Speaker 1: if it's that they have this bond because they both
[34:12] Speaker 1: have babies at the same time and they're talking a
[34:14] Speaker 1: lot on the phone and they're having each other's but
[34:17] Speaker 1: there's like a little blind loyalty there. But she she's.
[34:21] Speaker 2: Like, it's not a big deal. I don't think it's
[34:23] Speaker 2: a big deal, And I'm like Kristin.
[34:26] Speaker 1: It'd be World War three if they were doing it
[34:29] Speaker 1: to her.
[34:29] Speaker 2: Jesse sees Luke, He's like sitting by the front door
[34:32] Speaker 2: where they're leaving and he's like, oh, Luke, you coming
[34:34] Speaker 2: with us? And she doesn't even slow down. Kristin doesn't
[34:40] Speaker 2: even slow down and say hi to Luke. She just
[34:43] Speaker 2: completely ignores him, I know, completely ignores him. And it's like,
[34:49] Speaker 2: why now that you want to do something, this is okay,
[34:52] Speaker 2: but you're mad because he took some time to go
[34:54] Speaker 2: fishing this morning or what are you show?
[34:57] Speaker 1: It's a job. He's making money doing that.
[35:00] Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's not like he his picture is
[35:03] Speaker 2: on here, so he is making money as well as Kristin.
[35:06] Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
[35:08] Speaker 2: And then but I don't know, Nia and Janet get
[35:12] Speaker 2: into it again, but like Nia does it in such
[35:15] Speaker 2: a way.
[35:17] Speaker 1: That's like, oh, you're talking about in the van? Yeah,
[35:19] Speaker 1: in the van where she's in the back seat leaning
[35:21] Speaker 1: over and she's just going and I was like, Jane's
[35:25] Speaker 1: just sitting there. And at this point, she's unapologetic. She's
[35:28] Speaker 1: been apologizing for two seasons now. She's like I don't
[35:31] Speaker 1: care anymore.
[35:32] Speaker 2: She's kind of shut down because it's been a lot,
[35:35] Speaker 2: like everybody against her, and she's like, what I said happened.
[35:40] Speaker 2: Everybody's agreed to that, so why are we still holding
[35:43] Speaker 2: my feet to the fire for this.
[35:45] Speaker 1: She's like, I didn't make this shit up. And she's like,
[35:47] Speaker 1: and then WHATNA say? She's like, you're the one that
[35:49] Speaker 1: put in the headlines and she's like you're welcome.
[35:52] Speaker 2: Yeah. And then then Nia's like, well, this proves that
[35:56] Speaker 2: you're not sorry. That you're sorry was full of shit.
[35:59] Speaker 2: And if you're sorry, then you need to tell me
[36:01] Speaker 2: right now you're sorry. I'm like, do you to learn
[36:02] Speaker 2: that method from freakin' Danny? If you're sorry, you need
[36:06] Speaker 2: to tell me right now.
[36:08] Speaker 1: Well, I mean, at this point, Janet's like, I'm not
[36:12] Speaker 1: apologizing to you again. I've already apologized to you, and
[36:16] Speaker 1: you can't move on. There's nothing worse than somebody that
[36:19] Speaker 1: holds a grudge. And then when we get into like
[36:23] Speaker 1: Danny talking about at the pool about his PTSD, I'm like,
[36:27] Speaker 1: I can't, dude, you have trauma from last summer, so
[36:32] Speaker 1: this PTSD is trauma from your own actions.
[36:36] Speaker 2: I'd rather chew on a white clow can than talk
[36:39] Speaker 2: about Danny's drinking anymore.
[36:40] Speaker 1: I don't want to hear about drink. Do whatever you want,
[36:44] Speaker 1: no one cares, No one cares.
[36:46] Speaker 2: But then if you have bad behavior, just realize it's
[36:48] Speaker 2: going to come up, and also quit having your wife
[36:50] Speaker 2: fight your battles because it's not working. So they're wandering around.
[36:56] Speaker 2: They're wandering around do it like those kind of shopping
[37:00] Speaker 2: things are always weird. Like they're going in looking at clothes.
[37:02] Speaker 2: Then they sit down, they take a shot of something
[37:06] Speaker 2: that they all think tastes terrible, look terrible. It came
[37:11] Speaker 2: out of one of those you know, like big like
[37:14] Speaker 2: things you put heads in.
[37:16] Speaker 1: Yeah, like from aldehyde.
[37:18] Speaker 2: Yeah, like it's it came in one of those and
[37:21] Speaker 2: you know it's like a little bit warm, but either way.
[37:27] Speaker 2: Then they they're at lunch and Jesse's advocating for colonics.
[37:33] Speaker 1: Okay, do you do colonics?
[37:36] Speaker 2: I feel like when I was like eighteen years old,
[37:38] Speaker 2: I did colonics because somebody told me it was going
[37:40] Speaker 2: to make me like look skinnier.
[37:42] Speaker 1: They had them back then. Yes, I am a walking
[37:45] Speaker 1: colonic in case anybody was wondering.
[37:49] Speaker 2: But like I went to.
[37:51] Speaker 1: They'll be like there's nothing in you.
[37:53] Speaker 2: I'm like, no, no, there would be. They'd find it.
[37:55] Speaker 2: They what they do with the colonic just so then
[37:58] Speaker 2: you know, is they stick something in your butt like
[38:03] Speaker 2: a little water hose and then they turn on this
[38:05] Speaker 2: warm water and it shots out your mouth and they
[38:08] Speaker 2: fill you up so much that then you say I
[38:11] Speaker 2: can't take it anymore. And then they turn the water
[38:13] Speaker 2: off and then it goes and poop comes out.
[38:16] Speaker 1: Does it go on your legs and stuff?
[38:18] Speaker 2: No, you're on like a little shit. Can't like a
[38:21] Speaker 2: little poo hole. So but you can toilet and then
[38:25] Speaker 2: you can see it going through the tubes. You can
[38:27] Speaker 2: see your poop going through the tubes. So when is
[38:29] Speaker 2: their way? I'm like, of course, Jesse does colonix.
[38:32] Speaker 1: I know I have a friend that does them because
[38:35] Speaker 1: she has problems like pooping, which you know I have
[38:38] Speaker 1: the opposite problem. And she says, like you can see
[38:40] Speaker 1: worms come out. Ew Yeah, she says she's had worms
[38:45] Speaker 1: come out, and I remember one time she's like she's
[38:47] Speaker 1: then she's like, oh my god, what if it's a
[38:49] Speaker 1: tape worm and now I'm gonna get fat.
[38:52] Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I don't want to see if I
[38:54] Speaker 2: saw worms coming out of my butthole, like I would
[38:58] Speaker 2: have to figure something.
[38:59] Speaker 1: Big long, wow sick. Every time I eat sushi, I
[39:03] Speaker 1: think about like parasites and stuff. Oh my god, you'll
[39:08] Speaker 1: get those worms in you if you're eating that raw fish.
[39:11] Speaker 2: Michelle tells Nia that the majority of group feels the
[39:14] Speaker 2: uncomfortable when Danny drinks.
[39:16] Speaker 1: Yes, and that's enough. I mean I was actually happy
[39:19] Speaker 1: that Michelle said it because it had a bigger punch
[39:22] Speaker 1: to it, if like instead of like somebody like Janet
[39:25] Speaker 1: saying it. Yeah, And Nia is still like, were you
[39:29] Speaker 1: uncomfortable last night?
[39:31] Speaker 2: Yeah?
[39:31] Speaker 1: Was?
[39:31] Speaker 2: How was last night? Just because somebody can be good
[39:34] Speaker 2: one night doesn't mean they're always going to be good.
[39:37] Speaker 2: Janet cries through the entire lunch. I don't know whatever
[39:40] Speaker 2: it is. She's crying the whole time, and.
[39:42] Speaker 1: Then goes out and calls her husband.
[39:44] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[39:45] Speaker 1: Yeah, But Kristina asking why people care if Danny drinks,
[39:47] Speaker 1: and we all want to scream. Nobody cares.
[39:52] Speaker 2: Nobody cares. But this is what's holding the group together,
[39:55] Speaker 2: things to fight about. Jesse says, if Janet were so hurt,
[40:00] Speaker 2: she would cry. Janet tells him to shut the up,
[40:03] Speaker 2: and that's the reason he's a half a million dollars
[40:05] Speaker 2: in debt. And then this is where you realize Janet
[40:07] Speaker 2: has a sharp tongue.
[40:09] Speaker 1: Remind me why Jesse doesn't like Janet.
[40:14] Speaker 2: I think Janet. I don't know what was Janet close
[40:18] Speaker 2: with Kristen when they said that Michelle was having an affair?
[40:25] Speaker 1: I can't remember. And where's Lacey? I need Lacey? I know,
[40:28] Speaker 1: I thought a caller on the phone because I miss her.
[40:32] Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know why, Jesse.
[40:33] Speaker 1: We've been there two days, people, and there's no Lacey
[40:35] Speaker 1: the very beginning, Yeah, said lady Tomorrow.
[40:39] Speaker 2: No, we've seen Luke's baby more than we've seen I
[40:43] Speaker 2: know Lacey, and we need Lacey.
[40:45] Speaker 1: Then where is Lacey?
[40:47] Speaker 2: But then Janet storms out, and then Kristin Nia say, Britney,
[40:53] Speaker 2: Jasmine and Zach are the ones that they should be
[40:56] Speaker 2: worrying about.
[40:57] Speaker 1: Well, so wait, let's take it back a little bit.
[41:00] Speaker 1: So there was a conversation at the table about who
[41:03] Speaker 1: should drink and who shouldn't drink, and was it Brittany
[41:07] Speaker 1: that said who what? No, it wasn't Brittany, who was No,
[41:10] Speaker 1: Kristin and Nia. Krista and Nia said it, Yes, say Brittany.
[41:13] Speaker 2: Jasmine and Zach are the ones who shouldn't be are
[41:16] Speaker 2: the ones they should be worrying about. So at that moment,
[41:19] Speaker 2: Janet picks up her phone and she's like guys, we
[41:22] Speaker 2: need to talk. We totally need to talk this through.
[41:24] Speaker 2: Even though she's like been crying, she's gotten up from
[41:26] Speaker 2: the table three times, she's back for this. Yeah, she's back.
[41:29] Speaker 2: She's back, and she's ready to type, and she's like,
[41:34] Speaker 2: I need to immediately tell the rest of the group
[41:38] Speaker 2: this is.
[41:38] Speaker 1: What she's making storyline alone. Do you think that that
[41:41] Speaker 1: do you think that that seems like that make her
[41:44] Speaker 1: a villain? No?
[41:47] Speaker 2: I think it's just it shows how they're all hypocrites.
[41:52] Speaker 1: I mean, we're on really TV. That's all we do
[41:54] Speaker 1: is become hycrets.
[41:56] Speaker 2: I mean, I think they're all hypocrites. I think that,
[42:00] Speaker 2: know clearly, except for Nia, even though she's trying to
[42:05] Speaker 2: with all of her might to show us that she does.
[42:07] Speaker 2: I think they probably all over drink from time to time.
[42:10] Speaker 1: Well that's what's so funny. Like throughout the years I've filmed,
[42:15] Speaker 1: it's like there's fights of you talk behind people's backs,
[42:19] Speaker 1: and I'm like, this is reality TV. We go shoot
[42:23] Speaker 1: a film scene and with three of us and two
[42:26] Speaker 1: of us walk away and go, what the heck was
[42:28] Speaker 1: she thinking? Like da da da da. Then we go
[42:30] Speaker 1: shoot a scene with somebody else and then we're like.
[42:33] Speaker 2: What's what happened?
[42:34] Speaker 1: Yes, yes, it's just how it works.
[42:37] Speaker 2: But I was entertained this episode. I did kind of
[42:42] Speaker 2: wonder why production didn't plan for bad weather because I
[42:46] Speaker 2: felt like they were always crammed and every spot that
[42:49] Speaker 2: they were like whether it rain, Yeah, because it rained
[42:53] Speaker 2: the first night, remember during or whatever it's called, like poured,
[42:57] Speaker 2: and then they're like crammed in the hotel room there
[43:00] Speaker 2: there's no mixers, like then at at the lunch and
[43:04] Speaker 2: then they're getting in the car and then we're at
[43:06] Speaker 2: the cabanas that there's not room for everybody to sit
[43:09] Speaker 2: in their own cabanas. It's just everybody's crammed in everywhere.
[43:13] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[43:14] Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what you get for. You get what you
[43:16] Speaker 2: pay for.
[43:17] Speaker 1: So what do you think they have one more episode
[43:19] Speaker 1: in Mexico?
[43:21] Speaker 2: I think one more episode in Mexico.
[43:23] Speaker 1: Oh my god, did you see the preview for next week?
[43:25] Speaker 1: And they're in like a was it like an open
[43:28] Speaker 1: top bus or something, and Zach gets hit in the
[43:30] Speaker 1: head and blood starts coming in.
[43:32] Speaker 2: And then he wanted to go to the club.
[43:35] Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like, is the medic going to meet me
[43:37] Speaker 1: at the club?
[43:38] Speaker 2: Yeah?
[43:38] Speaker 1: Like it was like, literally the last place you want
[43:42] Speaker 1: to be hurt or need stitches or a broken you're
[43:44] Speaker 1: probably can cuss. Although I did go to the hospital,
[43:49] Speaker 1: it was empty and they had to call the doctor
[43:51] Speaker 1: to set my foot because he was sleeping.
[43:55] Speaker 2: Well you were, you know, jumping into hot tubs in
[43:57] Speaker 2: the middle of the night.
[43:58] Speaker 1: He was also one o'clock in the morning. Yeah, I
[44:00] Speaker 1: just felt that I went there like, oh, the other
[44:04] Speaker 1: girls stay in film, They're like, oh, put her in
[44:07] Speaker 1: a cab, in a cab in Mexico, lit on twenty
[44:12] Speaker 1: five shots at tequila in a bro I mean when
[44:14] Speaker 1: I say broken, it was snapped in half and literally
[44:17] Speaker 1: in an old car. It was like a stick shift.
[44:20] Speaker 2: Now.
[44:22] Speaker 1: I joke there was a producer with me that went
[44:25] Speaker 1: with me. But the girls are like, we're going to bed.
[44:29] Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it was. I mean, I think I think
[44:32] Speaker 2: we have another episode there. I think it's going to
[44:34] Speaker 2: get ugly. But I can say this for sure, Janet,
[44:38] Speaker 2: I'm liking her again.
[44:41] Speaker 1: I've never stopped liking her. I could see what she's
[44:43] Speaker 1: doing and how valuable she is to the show.
[44:48] Speaker 2: And also I think Brittany's pulling her, Like Brittany's doing.
[44:51] Speaker 1: Enough like, I can't even believe Britney's there.
[44:54] Speaker 2: I mean, but she's like she's getting in the mix.
[44:57] Speaker 2: She doesn't care if she has to come out and
[45:00] Speaker 2: could have shaped up with Winnie the Pooh. She's like,
[45:02] Speaker 2: I'm gonna get my two cents in here.
[45:05] Speaker 1: Do you think that Jacks will ever be back? No, no,
[45:09] Speaker 1: no way, no.
[45:10] Speaker 2: I don't think. Yeah.
[45:11] Speaker 1: Sometimes, like you know, I do see a lot of stories,
[45:16] Speaker 1: like on Facebook and Instagram where he's doing a lot
[45:18] Speaker 1: of work with a rehab facility.
[45:22] Speaker 2: I think I think Jack's will be back on some
[45:25] Speaker 2: show in some capacity, whether it's Traders or blah blah blah.
[45:29] Speaker 2: But I don't think they're ever going to put him
[45:31] Speaker 2: in a situation with where he's with Brittany. I don't
[45:35] Speaker 2: think so. I think they know too much. We all
[45:37] Speaker 2: know too much that that at that point, it's just
[45:40] Speaker 2: a liability.
[45:41] Speaker 1: What's going on with Traders? I don't know normally, like
[45:45] Speaker 1: we hear the cast. They should start filming soon, right.
[45:48] Speaker 2: I know it's been a little quiet.
[45:49] Speaker 1: Well they are you know what they did the civilian
[45:53] Speaker 1: one or whatever you want to call it, the non
[45:56] Speaker 1: celebrity one. So I think they're the civilian.
[46:01] Speaker 2: But it was a good episode and I'm excited for
[46:03] Speaker 2: next week. And you know what, Benji said at least
[46:06] Speaker 2: three words this episode, so good job. One of them
[46:12] Speaker 2: what two of the words may have been white underwear.
[46:15] Speaker 1: But when they show was it this episode, Zach was
[46:18] Speaker 1: in his underwear?
[46:19] Speaker 2: Yeah, Zach was in his underwork.
[46:20] Speaker 1: But the guy's not wrong. He got flat booty.
[46:23] Speaker 2: Yeah, he does have flat booty. It looks like we
[46:26] Speaker 2: have three episodes left before the reunion. Okay, so there's
[46:30] Speaker 2: still a lot that can happen.
[46:32] Speaker 1: Good. But that's right, we saw what was it Brittany
[46:35] Speaker 1: in the first seat? Yeah, that means something happened with Brittany.
[46:38] Speaker 2: Because Brittany's in the first seat and Kristen's in the
[46:40] Speaker 2: first sea.
[46:41] Speaker 1: Something happened in the next couple episodes something.
[46:43] Speaker 2: Because we know what happens. Kristin says. Kristin and Nia say,
[46:48] Speaker 2: Brittany is one of the ones they should be worried
[46:50] Speaker 2: about when it comes to her drinking.
[46:52] Speaker 1: Oh so you think this big fight is I think this.
[46:54] Speaker 2: Is going to be that. I think Brittany is going
[46:56] Speaker 2: to lose her shit being a cute like when you're
[46:59] Speaker 2: a single parent and you're being accused of doing something
[47:02] Speaker 2: that you accused, the person that you left and the
[47:06] Speaker 2: reason you got custody of your kids. Like, there is
[47:09] Speaker 2: going to be a trigger point there, Row, but I
[47:15] Speaker 2: think it's gonna be good. And yeah, we we miss you, Lacey.
[47:19] Speaker 2: And not to say it, but Michelle you being so
[47:24] Speaker 2: cute and doing your little jumping jacks and talking about.
[47:27] Speaker 1: When she's jumping rope, is that the one with like
[47:29] Speaker 1: invisible rope or something.
[47:31] Speaker 2: And then then we hear how her ex said he
[47:34] Speaker 2: needed somebody with a more toned body. Oh off, and
[47:38] Speaker 2: I'm like the honey baker said that, Baker go look
[47:41] Speaker 2: at the mirror, honey boy, like honey boy with the forehead.
[47:46] Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. It made me so mad. But anyway, Michelle,
[47:49] Speaker 2: you have tra acting too. But it was a good
[47:54] Speaker 2: episode and we'll talk to you guys next week.

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