# Sucking Rainbow Lollipops (RHUGT Recap)

An episode of [Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1477524410), 17 Aug 2026, 36 min.

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Don’t get vulnerable around Vicki… she will tell you what you don’t want to hear! Is Tamra an easy target? Why is she always getting s***? Plus, the Two T’s share their thoughts on iconic RHOBH moments, from ugly leather pants to $25,000 sunglasses! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

## Transcript

[0:02] Speaker 1: Two Teas and a Pod which Teddy Mellencamp and camera judge.
[0:16] Speaker 2: Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of Two Teeth and
[0:19] Speaker 2: a Pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp and Tamorra Judge.
[0:22] Speaker 3: Hi, Tammy, Sue, I'm exhausted today.
[0:27] Speaker 2: I slept for maybe thirty four seconds last night.
[0:30] Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I'm well.
[0:33] Speaker 2: I keeps having I keep having the same recurring nightmare.
[0:36] Speaker 2: Is this a common thing? Can you guys message me
[0:38] Speaker 2: if recurring nightmares is like, like I keep picking up
[0:42] Speaker 2: where I left off like every night. No, but it's
[0:46] Speaker 2: happened three times this month, and it's the same one.
[0:50] Speaker 2: It's involving my dad. It's like bad news. I don't
[0:54] Speaker 2: understand why it keeps happening. And then I.
[0:58] Speaker 3: Hot.
[0:59] Speaker 2: Yeah, well I woke up full sweat, had to take
[1:02] Speaker 2: a shower at two.
[1:03] Speaker 4: In the morning.
[1:05] Speaker 3: Putting you take a shower at two in the morning. Yeah,
[1:08] Speaker 3: I might never be able to do that because that'd
[1:10] Speaker 3: be wide awake.
[1:11] Speaker 2: Well I was what That's why I didn't go back
[1:13] Speaker 2: to sleep till like four forty five. But I was
[1:16] Speaker 2: in soaking what pajamas, just laying there shivering, and so
[1:19] Speaker 2: I was like, I have to shower.
[1:21] Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what. Don't you make him go do like
[1:24] Speaker 3: the prenuvo scan.
[1:26] Speaker 4: I know he's fine. Here's the thing.
[1:28] Speaker 2: He's seventy four years old and he's like on this
[1:30] Speaker 2: massive tour right now.
[1:31] Speaker 4: And he says he's so.
[1:32] Speaker 3: Maybe you're worried about him being so busy.
[1:35] Speaker 4: I don't know, but I think who knows. I'm gonna
[1:38] Speaker 4: ask me, probably.
[1:39] Speaker 3: Like subconsciously like worried about him.
[1:43] Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know.
[1:44] Speaker 2: But yesterday when we were talking on the phone, I
[1:46] Speaker 2: was telling him about my recurring dreams and which I
[1:49] Speaker 2: probably shouldn't have but he was like, Teddy, you know,
[1:53] Speaker 2: I'm fine, I'm fine.
[1:55] Speaker 4: And then I go, Dad, I mean you're probably a buff.
[1:57] Speaker 2: Fine, you're seventy five years old and you're touring the
[1:59] Speaker 2: United States now, And he goes.
[2:01] Speaker 4: I'm seventy four.
[2:02] Speaker 3: Oh God forbid, God forbid one year? Sorry about it.
[2:09] Speaker 4: Sorry, but he didn't take my dream.
[2:11] Speaker 3: Well, it's like if somebody said I'm sixty, like I'm
[2:14] Speaker 3: fifty eight.
[2:18] Speaker 4: Oh my god. When people start saying I'm fifty, what
[2:20] Speaker 4: am I going to do?
[2:21] Speaker 3: Oh no, lean into it, baby. So today we are
[2:26] Speaker 3: going to be recapping The Ultimate Girl's Trip twentieth year
[2:31] Speaker 3: Anniversary special, and we're on episode two and I can't
[2:36] Speaker 3: wait to just kind of dive into this.
[2:38] Speaker 2: I know we got to get right into it, but
[2:40] Speaker 2: this episode kind of had me, as the kids say,
[2:44] Speaker 2: and my feelings.
[2:46] Speaker 3: And you feel it started out in your feelings.
[2:48] Speaker 2: Started out in my feelings. Before heading to Beverly Hills,
[2:53] Speaker 2: Kyle gets emotional about her thirtieth anniversary with Mauricio.
[2:59] Speaker 3: Well, I don't really think that Vicky helped her out much.
[3:02] Speaker 2: Vicky relating meanwhile, being like, you should be upset at yourself.
[3:07] Speaker 3: You did, like we all looked up to you, like
[3:11] Speaker 3: how dare you get divorced? And then it's like, oh,
[3:14] Speaker 3: by the way, you're never gonna get over it. She's like,
[3:17] Speaker 3: I'm still not over Don.
[3:19] Speaker 2: And I'm like, whatever, Michael is gonna be pissed because
[3:23] Speaker 2: you're always talking about Don.
[3:25] Speaker 3: So when Vicky and Don are together, like me and
[3:27] Speaker 3: my ex would hang out with them and stuff, but
[3:30] Speaker 3: she acted like she really didn't care about him, like
[3:33] Speaker 3: they were so like had grown apart. But I think now,
[3:37] Speaker 3: especially watching Orange County where she talks about how Michael
[3:42] Speaker 3: and Brianna don't have a relationship, and I think, of course,
[3:46] Speaker 3: as I know, when you get divorced, sometimes it just
[3:49] Speaker 3: splits the family up, completely splits it up. So I
[3:53] Speaker 3: think that's why. But I don't think it's like the
[3:55] Speaker 3: same situation with Kyle and Mauricio where they were so
[3:59] Speaker 3: in life and they were together through, you know, almost
[4:02] Speaker 3: thirty years, and it's that's difficult, that's hard to move on.
[4:07] Speaker 2: I mean, I think the hardest thing is just watching it.
[4:10] Speaker 2: It's like I love both of them, and I know
[4:13] Speaker 2: how much like they love their family and what a
[4:17] Speaker 2: great family they are, and like so everything that she's saying,
[4:21] Speaker 2: and she's feeling us as viewers, even if I wasn't
[4:24] Speaker 2: friends with her, me as a viewer felt that same
[4:26] Speaker 2: way watching them throughout.
[4:28] Speaker 3: Yes, do you think any chance they'll ever get back?
[4:31] Speaker 4: I have no idea.
[4:33] Speaker 2: I really don't know. I mean I think that whenever.
[4:37] Speaker 2: I would never think that Vicki and Don would get
[4:40] Speaker 2: back together either, But who knows.
[4:42] Speaker 3: Now he said that he would get back together with
[4:44] Speaker 3: her when monkeys flew out of this asshole.
[4:47] Speaker 4: Well, monkeys are really in right now.
[4:49] Speaker 3: So I think that with Ai, who knows I watched,
[4:53] Speaker 3: I mean Ai really gets me.
[4:54] Speaker 2: I watched like a whole thing about two little baby
[4:57] Speaker 2: ais like laughing and having a converse, and.
[5:00] Speaker 4: I was like, it's so funny. I was like, very bare.
[5:06] Speaker 3: Well, I thought it was interesting. In the sprinter Vand
[5:10] Speaker 3: when Gazelle confronts Vicky and for saying she's putting her
[5:13] Speaker 3: in a box.
[5:17] Speaker 2: Well, then Vicky tries to not engage and she's just
[5:20] Speaker 2: working instead.
[5:21] Speaker 3: Well the thing is, it's like that's the thing on
[5:23] Speaker 3: our show now. Yeah, And I'm like, hmm.
[5:27] Speaker 4: Okay, Vicky, shary, this is a job and you need
[5:31] Speaker 4: to clock in. Hello.
[5:33] Speaker 3: Well, when Vicky confronts Giselle about the whole confrontation with me, yeah,
[5:39] Speaker 3: and Vicky saying, well, she's mean, I mean she she'll
[5:43] Speaker 3: admit she's mean. And I'm thinking to myself, hmm, what
[5:48] Speaker 3: have I ever done a Vicky tried to help her
[5:50] Speaker 3: from guys weren't good to her. She has gone after me,
[5:55] Speaker 3: she has gone after my husband, she's gone after my marriage,
[5:59] Speaker 3: She's gone after my daughter, my relationship with my daughter.
[6:04] Speaker 3: And I'm just thinking, why do I always get the shit?
[6:10] Speaker 4: Because what I think you're an easy target?
[6:15] Speaker 3: She's mean.
[6:16] Speaker 2: I'm like, wait, what well, because like you're not gonna
[6:20] Speaker 2: fight back right now about it.
[6:22] Speaker 4: So it's just like it happened, you know, like.
[6:26] Speaker 3: Ever gone after VICKI, we got in a fight once
[6:29] Speaker 3: about that's my apparent dating a guy. Yeah, her dating
[6:32] Speaker 3: a guy that wasn't good. Why it was allegedly lying
[6:36] Speaker 3: about cancer. So it's like, what the fuck? Like, I'm like,
[6:39] Speaker 3: I'm so kind of getting over it.
[6:42] Speaker 4: Yeah.
[6:42] Speaker 2: Well, at this point, Teresa calls Vicky out for being mean.
[6:47] Speaker 3: Well when they start talking and then she's like, well
[6:49] Speaker 3: speaking of mean Teresa.
[6:52] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[6:52] Speaker 2: And then but Teresa's like very chill these episodes, Like
[6:56] Speaker 2: you can tell she's like she seems like she's in
[6:58] Speaker 2: a good place.
[6:59] Speaker 4: But Vicky is like.
[7:01] Speaker 2: In mid confrontation, but it's like a mellow confrontation, but
[7:05] Speaker 2: like she's finally actually hearing Teresa. She apologizes. We kind
[7:09] Speaker 2: of see like things starting to move on. But then
[7:12] Speaker 2: all of a sudden, she's like, oh wait, look there's
[7:13] Speaker 2: that designer store right there.
[7:15] Speaker 3: It's a second best designer. It's a second hand It's
[7:18] Speaker 3: a resale place, is what it is. On cue. I
[7:20] Speaker 3: think it's called something like that. And well, at least
[7:24] Speaker 3: she did take a little bit of accountability when you know,
[7:28] Speaker 3: she's like you said, I was the most overrited housewife
[7:30] Speaker 3: by the way. I think I might have said the
[7:32] Speaker 3: same thing. We weren't getting along and I was asked,
[7:35] Speaker 3: But that doesn't matter. So she is like confronting her,
[7:40] Speaker 3: like she's all, well, you got Dance with Stars, you
[7:44] Speaker 3: got the Prentice, you got this. Maybe I was jealous.
[7:48] Speaker 4: I love that, she said, maybe, Like yet you know
[7:50] Speaker 4: her full resume.
[7:52] Speaker 3: I don't. And then she's like tapping away in her computer.
[7:56] Speaker 3: By the way, that's what she does, and that is
[7:59] Speaker 3: kind of an issue when we film, and it's been
[8:01] Speaker 3: an issue since day one.
[8:03] Speaker 4: You know who else does that?
[8:05] Speaker 2: But it's not who else did that, but it wasn't
[8:07] Speaker 2: on their computer. LVP would do it on her iPad.
[8:11] Speaker 2: She would just read but.
[8:12] Speaker 4: She Vicky's working.
[8:14] Speaker 2: LVP would just be looking through Twitter, like scrolling up
[8:19] Speaker 2: on this like iPad, and I would be like, hey,
[8:22] Speaker 2: we're in the sprinter van, like it's time for us
[8:24] Speaker 2: to talk, Like can you quit like idolizing yourself for
[8:27] Speaker 2: a second.
[8:27] Speaker 3: Yeah, it's constant, not with Vicky, Like whenever there's like
[8:30] Speaker 3: any even when there's not downtime, she'll just sit there
[8:32] Speaker 3: and get on. Well, I'm working.
[8:34] Speaker 4: How can she focus when there's like eleven people.
[8:38] Speaker 2: There or I don't even know how many people were there,
[8:40] Speaker 2: but like a big group of people there ready to
[8:42] Speaker 2: do their job and she's supposed to be doing hers.
[8:45] Speaker 4: Yeah, like yeah, I don't get it.
[8:47] Speaker 3: And then did we pay? Did we talk about the
[8:49] Speaker 3: whole pay your taxes?
[8:52] Speaker 4: Or she's like, I just I can pay your taxes.
[8:54] Speaker 4: I wasn't necessarily talking.
[8:56] Speaker 3: Well, did you touch it? She said?
[8:58] Speaker 4: She said, I was talking about some on my cast. Yes,
[9:01] Speaker 4: I caught that.
[9:02] Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, I was just wondering.
[9:04] Speaker 2: And it ain't me, baby, I had a feeling if
[9:08] Speaker 2: you were going to bring it up, it wasn't you.
[9:10] Speaker 3: It wasn't May Pam.
[9:11] Speaker 4: Malta doesn't me.
[9:13] Speaker 2: Yeah then yeah, but Vicky has a good way of
[9:18] Speaker 2: slipping and slipping it in there, but she has she
[9:20] Speaker 2: does it with like her funny voice, so it's like
[9:23] Speaker 2: you don't realize what a dig it is.
[9:25] Speaker 3: Well, she gets away with everything because of that. I mean,
[9:29] Speaker 3: it's something we talked about on the show. It's like
[9:31] Speaker 3: she's so funny and then she'll say something and she'll
[9:34] Speaker 3: be like, so what who cares, what are you talking about?
[9:36] Speaker 3: What's the rob.
[9:38] Speaker 4: I know, it's kind of endearing.
[9:40] Speaker 3: It's funny, She's just unintentionally funny.
[9:43] Speaker 4: Yeah.
[9:44] Speaker 2: Like, but at this point, I'm like, she must know. Yeah,
[9:48] Speaker 2: I mean, she's been on how many years? I think
[9:52] Speaker 2: thirteen thirteen years, and she's probably washed herself all thirteen seasons.
[9:57] Speaker 3: Well, she's been awful time for a WHI while I
[10:01] Speaker 3: get this is her fourteenth year, but for like the
[10:05] Speaker 3: past five years, I want to say, maybe six, she
[10:09] Speaker 3: either made a cameo or she was part time.
[10:12] Speaker 2: Yeah, but I mean I thought she I thought she
[10:15] Speaker 2: handled it well, and I feel, like Giselle said, She's like,
[10:19] Speaker 2: you know, this is what I love about this group
[10:21] Speaker 2: of women.
[10:22] Speaker 4: They can have her confrontation and then clean it up
[10:24] Speaker 4: and then we're done.
[10:25] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[10:26] Speaker 4: Well it's easy.
[10:27] Speaker 3: It's easy to do that when you don't have that
[10:29] Speaker 3: much history with people.
[10:32] Speaker 4: And you know that you're only going to be together
[10:34] Speaker 4: whatever it is, for two weeks.
[10:36] Speaker 3: Yeah. It's the same with doing Ultimate Girls Trip. It's
[10:42] Speaker 3: the same situation like when I did it. I mean
[10:44] Speaker 3: it's like, you don't know, there's not enough history there
[10:47] Speaker 3: to go deep, so everything's kind of just superficial and
[10:50] Speaker 3: what happens at the moment, but.
[10:51] Speaker 4: It kind of makes it more fun that it doesn't
[10:53] Speaker 4: go that deep.
[10:54] Speaker 3: Well, it makes it less toxic, that's for sure.
[10:56] Speaker 2: Yeah, it's more entertaining that, you know, we do get
[11:02] Speaker 2: to actually see conflict and then resolution. Yeah, and like
[11:05] Speaker 2: I don't think Teresa's going to bring up the taxes
[11:07] Speaker 2: thing again.
[11:08] Speaker 4: Like I think she really has moved forward from that conversation.
[11:12] Speaker 3: We will see. I wish we Vicky didn't cut her
[11:14] Speaker 3: off and we could have heard more about it, because
[11:17] Speaker 3: I feel like it was the first time she's really
[11:19] Speaker 3: been open about it.
[11:22] Speaker 4: But you know, Vicky kind of can't help herself with that,
[11:26] Speaker 4: I know.
[11:39] Speaker 2: Then all the girls arrive in Beverly Hills and then
[11:41] Speaker 2: I love how they're like, we're staying at Kathy Hilton's hotel.
[11:44] Speaker 3: Well, why didn't they have Kathy. Why didn't they have
[11:46] Speaker 3: Kathy greet them?
[11:48] Speaker 2: I don't know, there must be some kind of rites
[11:50] Speaker 2: or something like I can't imagine Kathy.
[11:52] Speaker 4: Why Kathy wouldn't greet them.
[11:54] Speaker 3: That would have made sense, right, Yeah, I.
[11:56] Speaker 2: Mean, especially if Crystal's ugly leather pants were on there.
[11:58] Speaker 2: But like Kathy, I would.
[12:01] Speaker 3: Have loved to see her standing out on the front
[12:03] Speaker 3: of the hotel, like you know the champagne. Yes, hear
[12:09] Speaker 3: their hat on and hats, presents for everybody and a bag.
[12:13] Speaker 4: With stuff falling all out of it.
[12:15] Speaker 2: She was probably out of town probably, I mean, because
[12:18] Speaker 2: it was a succinct amount of time, like it had
[12:21] Speaker 2: to be on a certain day. I do remember that,
[12:24] Speaker 2: like for you and for it wasn't like this could
[12:26] Speaker 2: be Monday or Tuesday.
[12:27] Speaker 4: It's like, no, this is exactly.
[12:29] Speaker 3: I had a very strict schedule because they only had
[12:31] Speaker 3: like a couple of weeks.
[12:33] Speaker 2: Then they all get ready in their nineteen twenties pajamas.
[12:36] Speaker 3: Okay, wait a minute, did you die that. We're like,
[12:39] Speaker 3: we're gonna have a pajama party, and they're all getting glammed,
[12:42] Speaker 3: full glamp but they all glam but I'm talking up
[12:46] Speaker 3: dudes and make a And then I don't think Vicky
[12:49] Speaker 3: got clammed.
[12:50] Speaker 4: No, I don't.
[12:51] Speaker 3: Orange County so relaxed jama party.
[12:57] Speaker 4: Vickie's like, fuck, I just washed my hair.
[12:59] Speaker 3: It's still what exactly, that's how we do with jaman
[13:02] Speaker 3: parties here in Orange County.
[13:04] Speaker 2: But I need to know, and so I need to like,
[13:06] Speaker 2: ask Luyne this, did she really not have underwear on?
[13:10] Speaker 4: Wearing that tight little negligee?
[13:13] Speaker 3: I don't know a lot of people don't wear underwear,
[13:15] Speaker 3: do you know?
[13:15] Speaker 4: Was she's still with that guy?
[13:16] Speaker 3: Guess what? I didn't wear underwear yesterday.
[13:19] Speaker 4: I don't wear under her half the time, but if
[13:21] Speaker 4: I have a little girl.
[13:23] Speaker 3: Always do always and jeans. I feel like I did
[13:27] Speaker 3: ten podcasts yesterday and I literally like had gotten on
[13:31] Speaker 3: the shower, just put sweats on because I covered Remember
[13:33] Speaker 3: I covered my body in castor oil, so I'm like
[13:37] Speaker 3: I wanted it to soak in. So I just grabbed
[13:39] Speaker 3: a pair of jeans and slipped him on. And then
[13:40] Speaker 3: all day long I'm like, oh, I don't have my
[13:43] Speaker 3: underwear on.
[13:44] Speaker 2: See I'm fine unless you have a skirt on. But
[13:48] Speaker 2: that whole conversation, it was like the guy that she's engaged,
[13:51] Speaker 2: is she engaged to him?
[13:53] Speaker 4: Yeah, she had a big.
[13:53] Speaker 3: Ring on, but she's engaged to him. The guy that
[13:56] Speaker 3: she was face.
[13:57] Speaker 2: Timing, I mean, she has a ginormous the Timo Mauricio
[14:08] Speaker 2: Tu Timu.
[14:10] Speaker 3: The Timo Mauricio, whatever it's called. The she and Mauricio.
[14:16] Speaker 3: I mean like at first when he started talking and
[14:19] Speaker 3: you could barely see that. I'm like, is that a rasio?
[14:21] Speaker 3: I go, fuck, what a plot twist? This is?
[14:25] Speaker 4: Who would have thought it?
[14:26] Speaker 2: But no, then he's like he knows she's filming, and
[14:29] Speaker 2: he's like, can you show me a little can you
[14:32] Speaker 2: take that little thing off?
[14:34] Speaker 3: I hope you're wearing underwear? Baby?
[14:36] Speaker 4: No, he's like, show me that. You prove it to
[14:38] Speaker 4: me that you're not.
[14:39] Speaker 3: I know because she's And then she goes, well, look
[14:42] Speaker 3: the camera guys are all here and they're all sitting
[14:44] Speaker 3: there like they're all like, I mean, it was just
[14:49] Speaker 3: funny to see all their different dynamics, you know, with
[14:53] Speaker 3: this lumber party, Wan putting the kebab on Vicki's plate
[14:56] Speaker 3: and Vicki acting like it was the grossest thing in
[14:58] Speaker 3: the world. It wouldn't even affected me, wouldn't even cared.
[15:01] Speaker 4: Well, Vicky acted like she chewed it up and spit
[15:04] Speaker 4: it out.
[15:05] Speaker 3: Yeah, and then Porsia calling it a hungry heifer trip.
[15:09] Speaker 3: All they do is eat and at the end, but
[15:15] Speaker 3: the end was what I love when they're like, okay,
[15:18] Speaker 3: let's get dance and no, then.
[15:20] Speaker 2: They get this is the second time we've seen an
[15:23] Speaker 2: impromptu dance party, and but I mean, they're all being
[15:27] Speaker 2: such good sports about it. And then I got a
[15:29] Speaker 2: little bit emotional too. When Lisa Barlow, you could tell
[15:33] Speaker 2: like she's been really having a rough.
[15:35] Speaker 4: Go of it on Salt Lake City.
[15:36] Speaker 2: She's like, this is the first time I've actually had
[15:42] Speaker 2: a good time fun while filming, Like.
[15:44] Speaker 3: They're tearing up and girls are going after her, and
[15:48] Speaker 3: it is different. You know, I had a lot of
[15:50] Speaker 3: fun filming this season, where other seasons I've been stressed
[15:55] Speaker 3: out during the filming, after the filming, all of that stuff.
[15:59] Speaker 3: But how when Luanne calls Vicky controlling and then Vicky
[16:03] Speaker 3: gets all defensive and Lane says, I know I know
[16:05] Speaker 3: you better than yourself, and.
[16:07] Speaker 2: Kyle's like that's a miracle, Yeah, you've known her twenty
[16:10] Speaker 2: four hours.
[16:13] Speaker 3: And then Porscha's like, if somebody could have filled out
[16:16] Speaker 3: Vicky's clipboard, then Vicky would talk to them more.
[16:19] Speaker 4: And then they're like, oh, yeah, I need my insurance.
[16:25] Speaker 3: Even when they all start dancing and you see, like
[16:28] Speaker 3: you know, Porsche's starting inch they're doing all the sexy dancing,
[16:31] Speaker 3: Vicky's like, Nope, it's a no dog. It ain't happening,
[16:35] Speaker 3: I ain't dancing well.
[16:36] Speaker 4: She can't even like the fact that, like, I know I.
[16:40] Speaker 2: Can be defensive, Like I know that about myself, and
[16:43] Speaker 2: I know when I am.
[16:44] Speaker 3: Defense, people can get defensive.
[16:46] Speaker 2: But Vicky's like, when they get to the controlling thing,
[16:53] Speaker 2: like I know I can be controlling as well.
[16:55] Speaker 3: But she's like, what do you mean? What do you mean?
[16:58] Speaker 4: And then they're like, you're being defensive.
[16:59] Speaker 3: She's like, I'm not the what it God, damn, I'm not.
[17:03] Speaker 3: Depends on what the fuck's wrong with you, I know.
[17:07] Speaker 3: But then we get the get the girls dancing, and
[17:10] Speaker 3: Porsche's looking all sex as hell. I couldn't even imagine
[17:13] Speaker 3: even trying to attempt what she was doing. And then
[17:15] Speaker 3: Kyle does she starts humping the couch and then does
[17:18] Speaker 3: her infamous splits and.
[17:21] Speaker 2: Then who did Lisa Barlow did another set of splits,
[17:23] Speaker 2: right she did the other.
[17:25] Speaker 3: Yeah, So they're trying to get Vicky to dance and
[17:40] Speaker 3: she's not. And I kind of know a little bit
[17:43] Speaker 3: about Vicky in the sense that she's got a very
[17:46] Speaker 3: conservative business. She's doing family planning, you know, state planning
[17:50] Speaker 3: and all that kind of stuff, financial planning, insurance, all
[17:53] Speaker 3: that I can almost bet. It's like, I don't need
[17:58] Speaker 3: my clients seeing me do that.
[18:00] Speaker 4: Uh well, I have a question. When she's whooping it up,
[18:04] Speaker 4: are you guys dancing this season?
[18:08] Speaker 2: No?
[18:08] Speaker 4: Just in general in the past.
[18:12] Speaker 3: I don't know, I don't remember. I mean, she'll whoop
[18:16] Speaker 3: it up, but she's it's not like it wasn't like
[18:19] Speaker 3: twenty years ago. She was twenty years younger, like she
[18:22] Speaker 3: would do we would whoop like, yeah, we'd go to
[18:24] Speaker 3: Andelay's and do all that kind of stuff. Yeah, she's
[18:28] Speaker 3: more conservative now.
[18:30] Speaker 2: Well it kind of can make sense. I feel like,
[18:32] Speaker 2: you know, as time goes on. I mean, I saw
[18:36] Speaker 2: a meme today that said, you know how freaking Instagram
[18:41] Speaker 2: stalks us about any time we think about something.
[18:43] Speaker 4: So she's talking about hobbies and it said.
[18:49] Speaker 2: You've been, you know, told that you should go back
[18:51] Speaker 2: to some of your old hobbies. So to my sixteen
[18:54] Speaker 2: and seventeen year old self, you can find me drunk
[18:56] Speaker 2: in a field somewhere.
[18:58] Speaker 3: Oh my exactly.
[19:00] Speaker 4: Well that's what we used to do.
[19:02] Speaker 3: So it's like, was this the time when they started
[19:05] Speaker 3: talking about second D.
[19:08] Speaker 4: And what did they say about sucking.
[19:09] Speaker 3: D that VICKI needs to suck some.
[19:12] Speaker 4: No, they agent say she needs to suck some day,
[19:14] Speaker 4: she needs to get some d.
[19:16] Speaker 3: Somebody asked her if she did, and then she's like,
[19:19] Speaker 3: I am in a committed relationship. Porscha asked her, I'm
[19:22] Speaker 3: in a committed relationship. I don't think that we need
[19:24] Speaker 3: to talk about that.
[19:25] Speaker 4: So let's just well, she asked if she sucked veenis
[19:27] Speaker 4: in general.
[19:28] Speaker 3: Yes, So compared Vicky now to how she was let's
[19:32] Speaker 3: say fourteen years ago. Thirteen years ago, she was deep
[19:37] Speaker 3: throating a lollipop in the spring van. Oh yeah, deep
[19:43] Speaker 3: throating it like I'm talking deep throating it in a
[19:48] Speaker 3: van in Mexico. So there is a difference. Vicki is
[19:51] Speaker 3: way more reserved. It was a rainbow penis lollipop that she.
[19:56] Speaker 4: Was taken down.
[19:58] Speaker 3: Taking down, well, I to.
[20:02] Speaker 2: Picture Vicki giving a blowjob right now is a little
[20:05] Speaker 2: bit hard for me. But I'm I'm sure she does it.
[20:12] Speaker 3: They're like, I bet you if we talk dirty to
[20:13] Speaker 3: Vicki about insurance, do you think that Michael does that.
[20:17] Speaker 2: He's like, hey, baby, I have a friend that's still
[20:20] Speaker 2: under the age to get insurance, so let's really get
[20:25] Speaker 2: it on and immediately she's like, oh, I'm wet.
[20:30] Speaker 3: I don't know. I will ask him the next time
[20:32] Speaker 3: I see him, that's for sure.
[20:34] Speaker 2: But do you think that I mean, I know that
[20:36] Speaker 2: we already talked about Lisa Barlowe getting emotional that she's
[20:41] Speaker 2: actually hasn't said she said she hasn't laughed this hard
[20:45] Speaker 2: and so long.
[20:46] Speaker 4: But do you think that she's different on the show.
[20:52] Speaker 3: I'm telling you, it's a different experience when you go on,
[20:58] Speaker 3: you know, and all to mcgirl trip, like me and Vicky,
[21:02] Speaker 3: we went together and it was nice to have somebody
[21:04] Speaker 3: that I knew because I had anxiety going I had
[21:08] Speaker 3: been off the show for a year. I knew these
[21:11] Speaker 3: girls right now on the podcast back then, so I
[21:14] Speaker 3: didn't It's not like I had talked to them all
[21:16] Speaker 3: the time or knew all the and I wasn't one
[21:18] Speaker 3: of those people that was like in their dms, hey girl,
[21:21] Speaker 3: Hey how are you. I'm just not that I'm not
[21:24] Speaker 3: social like that, and so going to it was really scary.
[21:28] Speaker 3: So I had Vicki and we were on great terms,
[21:30] Speaker 3: so it was no big deal, but getting to know them,
[21:33] Speaker 3: and I knew Deirinda, but I didn't know where that
[21:37] Speaker 3: well and so it's a different experience.
[21:40] Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I kind of loved it.
[21:42] Speaker 2: I was like, as we're seeing each person break the
[21:48] Speaker 2: fourth wall and also kind of show their softer side,
[21:53] Speaker 2: it's making me excited for each one of their shows
[21:56] Speaker 2: to start.
[21:56] Speaker 4: Yeah, Like I'm like, ooh, when is this gonna happen? Oh?
[22:01] Speaker 2: You know, like it makes me really like everyone is
[22:04] Speaker 2: very There's not one person I can say I don't
[22:07] Speaker 2: like on this cast.
[22:09] Speaker 3: No, it's it's great.
[22:10] Speaker 2: I mean it's like normally watching a show and there's
[22:12] Speaker 2: someone that's bothering us.
[22:13] Speaker 4: No what Like everyone I'm like, oh.
[22:15] Speaker 3: They're like, well haha, Like it's just a good old.
[22:18] Speaker 4: Time and I'm like, this is who am I?
[22:21] Speaker 3: Yeah?
[22:21] Speaker 4: Why am I? As normally?
[22:22] Speaker 3: So, I mean it just makes me think, like do more?
[22:27] Speaker 3: Do more Ultimate Girls Trips Bravo? Like why did you stop?
[22:32] Speaker 3: Well we know why they stopped allegedly, but the concept
[22:39] Speaker 3: of going like I don't know if they can repeat this,
[22:42] Speaker 3: but the concept of going to each one's hometown and
[22:46] Speaker 3: doing something iconic from the past, it's kind of cool.
[22:51] Speaker 2: I mean, and everybody did such a good job of it,
[22:56] Speaker 2: But then you realize that who else has been there
[22:59] Speaker 2: that short of other than Lisa Barlow, like she's almost
[23:04] Speaker 2: considered like a newbie.
[23:06] Speaker 3: Well not really. I think they're going on six years now.
[23:08] Speaker 4: I know, but she feels like a newbie with this group.
[23:11] Speaker 3: Oh well she's Yeah, she'said the least amount of time
[23:13] Speaker 3: on the show. But you know, there was franchises that
[23:16] Speaker 3: they left out.
[23:18] Speaker 4: Yeah, there was some franchises they left out.
[23:20] Speaker 3: Like nobody from New York And I don't know if
[23:22] Speaker 3: New York was filming at the time.
[23:24] Speaker 4: Well, it's the same production company.
[23:27] Speaker 3: Oh, Luyenne was there, but Luanne's Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
[23:31] Speaker 3: I was thinking new cast.
[23:33] Speaker 2: So what cast didn't make it on Miami's the only
[23:36] Speaker 2: cast that didn't make it on there or Dubai.
[23:39] Speaker 3: Okay, so it was Miami in Dubai. Yeah, I could
[23:42] Speaker 3: have seen Chanelle on there. That would have been great, But.
[23:45] Speaker 4: I don't know.
[23:46] Speaker 2: I think they need to have like, ah, I can
[23:50] Speaker 2: see Chanelle this next time. But I think for the
[23:52] Speaker 2: original one, I liked that these were some of the
[23:54] Speaker 2: original people.
[23:55] Speaker 3: So do you think that Lisa shouldn't have been on it?
[23:58] Speaker 2: No, I think she was great. I think it showed
[23:59] Speaker 2: it amazing side to her. I was like, you heard like,
[24:03] Speaker 2: sixteen lawyers can rest easy. They don't have to worry
[24:06] Speaker 2: about anything on this trip for her, like, but it
[24:12] Speaker 2: it kind of makes me sad because I then saw
[24:15] Speaker 2: the scenes for next week and you can see the
[24:17] Speaker 2: other girls from Salt Lake City kind of going into it,
[24:20] Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh shit, this is gonna last long.
[24:25] Speaker 3: Let's get into the ugly leather pants party. What a
[24:31] Speaker 3: good idea, I know, agree, what a good idea. I mean.
[24:36] Speaker 3: Crystal tells Vicky that we're all here because we watched you,
[24:41] Speaker 3: and Vicky thinks Sutton, I mean Crystal, and Sutton looks
[24:45] Speaker 3: so much alike.
[24:46] Speaker 4: Well, I love that.
[24:47] Speaker 3: She's like, I mean, I kind of see it enough
[24:51] Speaker 3: so that she talks about it in her confessional.
[24:54] Speaker 2: She's like, I just really appreciated the fact that Sutton
[24:58] Speaker 2: said that I was, you know, a key person of
[25:00] Speaker 2: this show coming together.
[25:02] Speaker 4: And then you hear like the little producer. She's like,
[25:04] Speaker 4: that was Crystal, I know.
[25:06] Speaker 2: And then so they're like, oh, is that Crystal and
[25:09] Speaker 2: she's like, she goes, well, I don't know who that is.
[25:12] Speaker 3: I mean, speaking of Crystal, there's so much talk. Do
[25:14] Speaker 3: you think that she's going to return to Beverly Hills.
[25:17] Speaker 3: I don't, Oh, you don't think so.
[25:19] Speaker 4: I don't think so.
[25:22] Speaker 2: But I love that she was like so funny about
[25:26] Speaker 2: her pants, Like she's I did appreciate Crystal, like laughing
[25:29] Speaker 2: at herself.
[25:30] Speaker 3: She's like, these were ugly.
[25:31] Speaker 2: Yes, you could tell like after a housewife has been
[25:34] Speaker 2: a housewife and they're off and they're not taking themselves.
[25:37] Speaker 4: So seriously anymore. Yeah, And that's kind of how she was.
[25:40] Speaker 3: Yeah, I have a question. Do you do you keep
[25:42] Speaker 3: your clothes from six years ago?
[25:44] Speaker 2: I keep my some of my diamond holding dresses. You
[25:50] Speaker 2: do I would not have my ugly leather pants from
[25:52] Speaker 2: six years ago?
[25:53] Speaker 3: No, I wouldn't either. I go through my clothes probably
[25:57] Speaker 3: twice a year.
[25:59] Speaker 4: No, but like I still have.
[26:01] Speaker 2: Like Marcella was over the other day, one of my
[26:04] Speaker 2: best friends, and she tried on my first season of
[26:08] Speaker 2: Beverly Hill's sparkly silver dress. Oh really yeah, and like
[26:14] Speaker 2: she was like, why do you keep this? I was like,
[26:16] Speaker 2: I don't actually know.
[26:17] Speaker 3: Well, I mean certain things I keep, like gowns, Like
[26:21] Speaker 3: if certain gowns I'll keep because how often do you
[26:24] Speaker 3: wear a gown? Not very And if it's like something
[26:26] Speaker 3: that doesn't really go out of style.
[26:28] Speaker 2: Well, this is a gown I don't think I'll ever
[26:30] Speaker 2: wear again. But I mean I still keep my wedding dress.
[26:36] Speaker 3: Yeah, a lot of people do.
[26:38] Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean people do. I feel they're getting divorced.
[26:41] Speaker 3: I gave my wedding dress away from the one that
[26:44] Speaker 3: I had from Simon. I gave it away. I did,
[26:49] Speaker 3: like this thing, like people that need a wedding dress
[26:53] Speaker 3: reach out to me, like tell me why, and I
[26:56] Speaker 3: gave it away.
[26:57] Speaker 2: Do somebody, well, because you had like a fancy wedding dress,
[27:00] Speaker 2: Mine wasn't really a wedding dress.
[27:01] Speaker 4: It was like a slip dress.
[27:02] Speaker 3: No, I'm talking about my dress to first Simon.
[27:07] Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, but I'm sure it was still like.
[27:11] Speaker 3: Bold. There was a wedding dress. I mean, it was
[27:15] Speaker 3: not really one that would go out of style. It
[27:16] Speaker 3: was it was okay.
[27:18] Speaker 2: But they kind of walk in the house. Everybody's greeting
[27:20] Speaker 2: each other. Every It looks so good. I love everybody
[27:23] Speaker 2: in their leather pants. They look really good. Leui Anne
[27:26] Speaker 2: walks in and she sees where her seat placement is
[27:29] Speaker 2: and she moves it.
[27:31] Speaker 3: She's supposed to be next to Vixie, so I have
[27:35] Speaker 3: a feeling those two butt heads later on in.
[27:37] Speaker 4: The season already butting heads.
[27:40] Speaker 3: I know. So there Sudden asked the girls at one
[27:43] Speaker 3: point like so, like, what have you guys done so far?
[27:47] Speaker 3: And Giselle's like, well, we went to the Quiet Storm.
[27:50] Speaker 3: And I'm like, honestly, that's a no, I mean, no
[27:55] Speaker 3: better name than that Quiet Storm. I'm actually surprised Shannon
[28:01] Speaker 3: storms the door hadn't.
[28:03] Speaker 4: Come up without herself come up with their self, I.
[28:05] Speaker 3: Know, because I call it the Not So Quiet Woman. Yeah,
[28:09] Speaker 3: I mean I think it was really funny. She claims
[28:12] Speaker 3: she put them on the map. Well she but I
[28:15] Speaker 3: guess she did. They did do, and I was I
[28:17] Speaker 3: was thinking, wow, they cut out that whole thing in
[28:20] Speaker 3: the first episode at the table, so they do a
[28:24] Speaker 3: flashback to the Bunco party where I'm like, nothing is happening.
[28:29] Speaker 3: There's seventeen million conversations going on and nothing is happening.
[28:34] Speaker 3: So I'm like, hey, there's like three of you that
[28:37] Speaker 3: were all that were on Love Hotel, Like how did
[28:41] Speaker 3: you like, how did that go? And then that sparked stuff.
[28:45] Speaker 2: Well, now I'm kind of annoyed that I didn't watch
[28:47] Speaker 2: Love Hotel like is it something I need to go
[28:50] Speaker 2: back and watch.
[28:52] Speaker 3: You can. I don't remember it. I only watched like
[28:54] Speaker 3: three episodes or something. Yeah, I mean, but it's weird
[28:57] Speaker 3: that it didn't come back.
[28:59] Speaker 4: Supposedly, Shannon made out with Giselle's guy.
[29:04] Speaker 3: She said that she tried to steal her guy. Meanwhile,
[29:07] Speaker 3: Shannon literally brought him to o C last season as
[29:12] Speaker 3: her date. Was that, oh, I think twice. How about
[29:19] Speaker 3: when leu Anne said we did this thing with Slate
[29:22] Speaker 3: his name Slade, I know.
[29:24] Speaker 5: My daughter because because he called Vicky porky pig and
[29:29] Speaker 5: she's like, no, like porky pig.
[29:35] Speaker 3: Like it's miss Piggy and she's a muppet. She's not
[29:39] Speaker 3: a real pig.
[29:40] Speaker 2: Well because then everybody starts like doubling down, trying to
[29:43] Speaker 2: make her feel better about the comment, and they're like,
[29:46] Speaker 2: I'm everyone looks like an animal sometimes, and she's like
[29:50] Speaker 2: an animal.
[29:51] Speaker 4: It's a mommt.
[29:53] Speaker 2: But then Kyle calls out Giselle for previously saying she
[29:58] Speaker 2: would spend time with horizontally.
[30:01] Speaker 3: Okay, well, I have I have mixed feelings about this
[30:03] Speaker 3: and Giselle's defense.
[30:05] Speaker 2: She also kept thank You Ashley from sleeping with Mauricio.
[30:10] Speaker 3: She actually said the words off limits. He's off limits. Yeah, so,
[30:15] Speaker 3: and she said in her confessional like basically, if he
[30:19] Speaker 3: wasn't with Kyle, like if they were not ever together,
[30:23] Speaker 3: she could see herself horizontally. But I had to die
[30:26] Speaker 3: laughing when Teresa goes, what's what's horizontal?
[30:30] Speaker 4: Sixty nine?
[30:31] Speaker 3: Yeah, she's like inter confessional, she's like, and they're trying
[30:34] Speaker 3: to explain it to her, and then she's like, oh,
[30:36] Speaker 3: you mean sixty nine, And I'm like, only she's like
[30:39] Speaker 3: sixty nine, like vertically is this way? This way? But
[30:46] Speaker 3: then she's like, so sixty nine. Y.
[30:49] Speaker 4: I'm like, no, no, laying down. I even know that.
[30:55] Speaker 2: But I think Kyle is a good sport about it
[30:57] Speaker 2: because then she's like, you know, as Giselle's saying, it
[31:00] Speaker 2: would never happen, yes, do I think it maybe would?
[31:04] Speaker 3: Maybe it probably wasn't.
[31:08] Speaker 2: But then they go when they showed that old scene
[31:10] Speaker 2: of them from Potomac where they're all like drooling over Mauricio. Yeah,
[31:15] Speaker 2: I had totally forgotten about that.
[31:17] Speaker 3: Oh I didn't.
[31:18] Speaker 4: I had totally forgotten that even existed.
[31:21] Speaker 3: I mean, Ashley was actually upset afterwards, like what are
[31:24] Speaker 3: you doing like she really wanted to like and she's like,
[31:28] Speaker 3: that's Kyle Richard's husband. So I thought that just thatway
[31:32] Speaker 3: was being a girl's girl in that moment. But I
[31:34] Speaker 3: thought it was cute that they addressed it. Isn't like
[31:36] Speaker 3: Kyle was like pissed off or anything.
[31:39] Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I don't think you'd be pissed if
[31:41] Speaker 2: somebody said Eddie was hot on to Then the ladies
[31:46] Speaker 2: are served dessert in the shape of a mouse as
[31:50] Speaker 2: a callback to Duriet and Suddens Let the Mouse Go moment.
[31:54] Speaker 2: Let the Mouse Go. That was also one of the
[32:00] Speaker 2: nights that Denise did. Bravo, Bravo, fucking Bravo. She didn't
[32:05] Speaker 2: do that only when we were traveling.
[32:07] Speaker 3: She think they'll have reference to that in this did
[32:10] Speaker 3: Denise film? Do you know? Yeah? She did? Do you
[32:13] Speaker 3: think they'll have reference to that?
[32:15] Speaker 2: I I don't know if they're going to have reference
[32:19] Speaker 2: to that. I think it's whatever she's gonna end up
[32:22] Speaker 2: bringing to the conversation. Yeah, but and I don't think
[32:26] Speaker 2: anyone there's no one that has a problem with that still,
[32:29] Speaker 2: Like there's I don't know anyone that would be like,
[32:32] Speaker 2: I need to talk to Denise now about how she
[32:35] Speaker 2: used to do Bravo, Bravo, fucking Bravo.
[32:37] Speaker 4: How annoying that is.
[32:38] Speaker 2: Now they actually break the fourth wall and they would
[32:40] Speaker 2: have found all of the times that she did it.
[32:42] Speaker 3: Yeah, what was the last time you did a scavenger hunt?
[32:47] Speaker 4: Oh my gosh.
[32:48] Speaker 2: One of my dad's girlfriends before the one he's had
[32:50] Speaker 2: for like I don't know six years or whatever.
[32:54] Speaker 4: Who I love. By the way, Kristin is amazing.
[32:57] Speaker 3: Meg Ryan, are you talking about No, I'm not.
[33:00] Speaker 4: She not make frying. Oh my god.
[33:02] Speaker 2: No, there was somebody in between, okay, okay, and she
[33:10] Speaker 2: like she was younger, not younger than me, but she
[33:12] Speaker 2: was young. Shocker at shocker that we you know, we
[33:15] Speaker 2: like an age and Kristen's not Kristen's younger than my dad,
[33:20] Speaker 2: but she's not like she's not a toddler. She's not
[33:23] Speaker 2: a toddler, but so uh. She We were all at
[33:31] Speaker 2: Thanksgiving at the house and she was like trying to
[33:33] Speaker 2: get all of us kids by kids, I mean myself
[33:37] Speaker 2: just as huts back, like we're adults to do a
[33:41] Speaker 2: scavenger hunt, and we were all like, fuck off, we're
[33:46] Speaker 2: not doing it. Oh my god, Like thanks for trying
[33:50] Speaker 2: to put the family together.
[33:51] Speaker 4: We'll just sit here on the couch on our phones
[33:53] Speaker 4: yelling at each other.
[33:55] Speaker 3: I did one like five months ago.
[33:57] Speaker 4: You did?
[33:58] Speaker 2: Oh?
[33:58] Speaker 4: I can't wait to tune in.
[34:02] Speaker 2: But then Sutton announces that let the mouse go game
[34:05] Speaker 2: scavenger hunt, leading the girls to a pair of twenty
[34:08] Speaker 2: my glasses twenty five thousand?
[34:10] Speaker 4: Did you know? Hold on?
[34:12] Speaker 3: But then.
[34:15] Speaker 4: While they're doing.
[34:16] Speaker 2: The scavenger hunt, I'm kind of laughing because people are
[34:20] Speaker 2: getting stuff just by, Like whoever did this for Sudden
[34:24] Speaker 2: did an amazing job, like the from the Blue Bunny
[34:27] Speaker 2: to like it was just very clever.
[34:30] Speaker 3: Yes, the whole show has been very clever like that. Yeah,
[34:32] Speaker 3: and everybody got really into it. Laser, good job, Laser.
[34:38] Speaker 2: But then Giselle's team wins and as a prize they
[34:41] Speaker 2: went a ticket to Kyle's white party.
[34:43] Speaker 4: Was that a joke?
[34:44] Speaker 3: I think it was joke. I think what I win
[34:47] Speaker 3: when I win? She goes a ticket to my white party?
[34:49] Speaker 4: Yeah? But I mean what did they win?
[34:51] Speaker 2: Because Sutton kept making it seem like she was gonna
[34:55] Speaker 2: they were gonna win some nothing.
[34:56] Speaker 3: I'm sure they won nothing. Are they all going to
[34:59] Speaker 3: share the twenty five thousand dollars sunglasses. You're gonna traveler. Yeah,
[35:04] Speaker 3: they're kind of traveling sunglasses. Yeah.
[35:08] Speaker 4: See No, I think they probably were twenty five thousand.
[35:11] Speaker 3: You think Sutton bought somebody twenty five thousand dollars sunglasses,
[35:14] Speaker 3: I'd take it back so fucking fast.
[35:15] Speaker 4: Well, I think she did.
[35:17] Speaker 2: Also, I kind of loved when Vicky when they're all
[35:19] Speaker 2: sitting at the table and there's like all of these
[35:22] Speaker 2: servers around them, and Vicky's like, and I'll see, we
[35:25] Speaker 2: just put.
[35:25] Speaker 4: Our own plates down by now.
[35:27] Speaker 2: We don't have like I couldn't imagine having all these
[35:30] Speaker 2: people here doing this. But I mean I thought that
[35:33] Speaker 2: everybody did a good job. Everybody gave what they needed
[35:36] Speaker 2: to give in this moment.
[35:37] Speaker 4: Yeah.
[35:38] Speaker 2: I thought Sutton was good. I thought Sutton looked beautiful.
[35:41] Speaker 2: I appreciated Crystal.
[35:43] Speaker 3: Everyone's great.
[35:44] Speaker 4: Everyone's great.
[35:45] Speaker 2: Well, thanks for tuning in to another episode of to
[35:47] Speaker 2: Teas in a Pod.
[35:48] Speaker 4: We will be back soon, so keep listening.

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