# ICYMI: The Hinge Chronicles, Paparazzi in Public & Sex Fetishes

An episode of [Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1477524410), 27 Jun 2026, 14 min.

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## Transcript

[0:00] Speaker 1: Hi, guys, Welcome to another episode of to Teas in
[0:02] Speaker 1: a Pod with Teddy Mellencap and Tamra Judge.
[0:05] Speaker 2: We drop a lot of episodes per week talking all
[0:09] Speaker 2: things Bravo, so.
[0:10] Speaker 3: We know it's hard to keep up.
[0:12] Speaker 2: Here are the best moments you missed this week. So
[0:16] Speaker 2: Vallei guy heard the pod and what the Valley guy think?
[0:21] Speaker 2: Vallei guys. First question was am I above or below Texas?
[0:29] Speaker 4: Oh?
[0:31] Speaker 5: Okay, did you tell him? Did you say Texas is
[0:34] Speaker 5: a big state?
[0:39] Speaker 2: Keep him guessing? But yeah, I'm I uh, I'm going
[0:45] Speaker 2: to see him again.
[0:46] Speaker 5: Oh, so there's a second date.
[0:48] Speaker 1: This is a second date because I was wondering because
[0:51] Speaker 1: for those of you that haven't heard, Teddy's goal is to.
[0:53] Speaker 3: Go on one date a week.
[0:56] Speaker 4: Yeah, and you're getting.
[0:57] Speaker 5: These dates off of well.
[0:59] Speaker 4: These are repeat dates.
[1:01] Speaker 2: So like this is a second date, but it doesn't
[1:04] Speaker 2: have to.
[1:04] Speaker 4: Be new people.
[1:05] Speaker 2: Okay, I need to get out one time a week.
[1:09] Speaker 1: So at what point do you stop taking new people
[1:13] Speaker 1: and just keep dating the one on repeat?
[1:16] Speaker 2: When I know it's real, Like I'm doing I did
[1:19] Speaker 2: a little test, like you know, Texas and I have
[1:23] Speaker 2: been like you know, doing that thing where we send
[1:26] Speaker 2: good morning and good night like every day since I
[1:28] Speaker 2: was there, And do.
[1:29] Speaker 5: You show them your boobs face?
[1:31] Speaker 2: No, But like he's stopped calling and he just you know,
[1:36] Speaker 2: like it's just fit.
[1:37] Speaker 4: It's like he's not ghosting.
[1:39] Speaker 1: But I mean, it's very difficult to have a long relation,
[1:43] Speaker 1: long distance relationship, especially since you just met. It's not
[1:46] Speaker 1: like you've dated for a year and then moved away.
[1:48] Speaker 1: You met somewhere, and I think that it will fizzle out.
[1:53] Speaker 5: I don't think he did.
[1:54] Speaker 1: I mean, it's probably a fun guy to talk to
[1:56] Speaker 1: and go see once in a while. If you guys
[1:58] Speaker 1: are not in a community relationship with somebody else.
[2:01] Speaker 5: And then that's about it. You're not moving to Texas.
[2:05] Speaker 1: I know.
[2:05] Speaker 4: I have too many kids and too much going on here.
[2:08] Speaker 4: Fun distraction though, But it didn't.
[2:11] Speaker 2: It doesn't hurt the way that I thought it would hurt,
[2:14] Speaker 2: like because it tinge puts you at like a different level.
[2:18] Speaker 2: It's weird than going on dates with people because you
[2:21] Speaker 2: ask so many questions before you ever even meet, so
[2:26] Speaker 2: like you know so much personal information about them that
[2:29] Speaker 2: by the time you go on a date with them,
[2:32] Speaker 2: you're like, wow, I mean, I know your sister's name.
[2:36] Speaker 4: I know where you went to college.
[2:38] Speaker 1: I know, Like, do you think there's people because you know, nowadays,
[2:41] Speaker 1: people especially the younger generation, everything's done over text and
[2:47] Speaker 1: discord and all these different things, like the way that
[2:51] Speaker 1: they interact with each other.
[2:52] Speaker 5: Do you think there's people.
[2:53] Speaker 1: That just get fulfillment in a relationship by talking to
[2:57] Speaker 1: a ton of different people on a hinge or one
[3:01] Speaker 1: of these apps, and like I wouldn't leave them.
[3:04] Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I would be fine just talking to one person,
[3:07] Speaker 2: like I, I don't need it to be more. It's
[3:09] Speaker 2: just more like I haven't found that person. Hold on,
[3:14] Speaker 2: have you been saying all the West stuff is there more?
[3:18] Speaker 2: It's like it's kind of dying out, like it's weird.
[3:20] Speaker 2: It's like people don't care anymore. Thank this is I
[3:23] Speaker 2: don't say anymore. I do enough to bring it up.
[3:27] Speaker 2: But they're saying that Amanda and West went out of
[3:30] Speaker 2: town again together and oh, I did see airport pictures
[3:34] Speaker 2: and I guess they're having issues.
[3:37] Speaker 4: You don't say, oh really.
[3:39] Speaker 1: You know what blows my mind is that everyday person
[3:42] Speaker 1: is at the airport takes a picture of West and
[3:47] Speaker 1: Amanda and thinks instantly, let me send that to du Mois.
[3:52] Speaker 1: Let me send to that too, Bravo and cocktail. It's
[3:55] Speaker 1: just mind blowing to me.
[3:57] Speaker 2: I am so curious how people know about Dumois that
[4:01] Speaker 2: aren't the only reason I knew about it was because
[4:04] Speaker 2: like I was being tagged and like shit for a while, Like,
[4:08] Speaker 2: but I don't know, Like how does like.
[4:11] Speaker 1: Would you ever do that take a picture of somebody
[4:16] Speaker 1: and just like send it off to absolutely not. I
[4:21] Speaker 1: mean if you were just like an everyday person that
[4:23] Speaker 1: wasn't on TV and not that we're not everyday people,
[4:26] Speaker 1: but like not in the industry and just be like
[4:30] Speaker 1: I'm sending this if this is a picture of Jennifer
[4:32] Speaker 1: Lopez and I think that the world needs to see it.
[4:35] Speaker 4: No, I don't.
[4:36] Speaker 2: I think it's not not like I I will take pictures,
[4:39] Speaker 2: but not that I'm anywhere close to Jennifer Lopez. But
[4:42] Speaker 2: when people want to take pictures, I'll take a million pictures.
[4:45] Speaker 2: But if you are like trying to secret picture why
[4:48] Speaker 2: I'm at the grocery.
[4:49] Speaker 1: Store, throat punch, Like that's rude, Like don't try to
[4:53] Speaker 1: like just have the balls to say, hey, hey, take
[4:57] Speaker 1: a picture, we.
[4:58] Speaker 5: Were at South of Knicks.
[5:01] Speaker 4: You know that one inside love me and.
[5:03] Speaker 3: You're the bar area.
[5:04] Speaker 1: It's kind of like a like a horseshoe. And there
[5:06] Speaker 1: we were eating at the.
[5:08] Speaker 5: Bar and the lady right across me had her.
[5:12] Speaker 1: Phone out and just consistently taking pictures of me while
[5:15] Speaker 1: I was eating, And I'm like, do you think I
[5:18] Speaker 1: like that?
[5:20] Speaker 5: Like just like it makes you not want to eat?
[5:23] Speaker 2: It's I know, you're like sitting there and you're trying
[5:26] Speaker 2: to be present and in the moment, and then you
[5:28] Speaker 2: can you For some reason, I can feel when.
[5:31] Speaker 4: The camera is on it or someone's talking about me.
[5:33] Speaker 5: You know what else is bad?
[5:34] Speaker 3: And it irritates mostly me and Heather.
[5:36] Speaker 1: On the ship is will be filming and the booth
[5:39] Speaker 1: next us has their camera videoing us, and we will go.
[5:43] Speaker 4: Can you please stop?
[5:45] Speaker 5: Just please?
[5:58] Speaker 2: But I feel like Rulela has come in with this,
[6:01] Speaker 2: like her nose has given her a completely new attitude
[6:05] Speaker 2: because she's coming in hot.
[6:07] Speaker 5: I'm not a fan of it me either.
[6:09] Speaker 4: I wasn't saying I was a fan of it.
[6:11] Speaker 2: I was just saying that she at least she's coming
[6:13] Speaker 2: in like she's coming in She's like, I'm sitting second
[6:17] Speaker 2: chair and I'm gonna.
[6:18] Speaker 4: Bring it, even though I didn't show up at all
[6:20] Speaker 4: during the season.
[6:21] Speaker 1: What, okay, why do you think she did that? Why
[6:24] Speaker 1: do you think that she came in hot? I mean
[6:27] Speaker 1: you turn on like I ask questions on social media
[6:30] Speaker 1: and all they're saying is tell Rula to shut the
[6:32] Speaker 1: fuck up? Why she and then I died every time
[6:36] Speaker 1: Joellen said shut up?
[6:38] Speaker 3: You were on three episodes.
[6:40] Speaker 5: I know, dying.
[6:42] Speaker 4: That is such a termor fucking thing to say.
[6:44] Speaker 3: By the way, oh, she reminds me of me so much.
[6:47] Speaker 5: Is not even funny.
[6:48] Speaker 3: Then somebody to coll head and some should go.
[6:50] Speaker 1: What she'd been about.
[6:52] Speaker 2: She immediately apologizes about shit she's done too.
[6:55] Speaker 3: She'll be like I was.
[6:56] Speaker 1: In the wrong there moving okay, So you can't believe
[7:01] Speaker 1: too weird, I know, But let me just go back
[7:04] Speaker 1: to what I was talking about with Beverly Hills. If
[7:06] Speaker 1: Beverly Hills acted like they had cast members that acted
[7:08] Speaker 1: like a few of the Rhode Island people.
[7:11] Speaker 3: They would fire them.
[7:12] Speaker 1: They'd want them off. The cast would hate them. Orange County.
[7:15] Speaker 1: I was the one that's always vocal in calling shit
[7:18] Speaker 1: out and doing things cast hated. It mellowed out. But
[7:23] Speaker 1: it's okay if the entire cast is like that.
[7:26] Speaker 2: Yeah, if the entire cast as well, it's the way
[7:28] Speaker 2: like Jersey used to be.
[7:30] Speaker 1: Okay, So here's a question for our listeners. What would
[7:33] Speaker 1: you rather have an entire cast like Rhode Island that
[7:36] Speaker 1: just goes for it raw will talk about anything, or
[7:40] Speaker 1: a cast that's like, oh, those are off limits and
[7:42] Speaker 1: we can't talk about that.
[7:43] Speaker 2: We can't do that, and we're just going to show
[7:45] Speaker 2: our lifestyle and we're going to get in little TIFFs
[7:47] Speaker 2: about timing or whatever. I don't know what this pizza
[7:51] Speaker 2: box game was, but I was ready to learn because I.
[7:54] Speaker 3: Was like, this is never heard a pizza box game?
[7:57] Speaker 2: Me neither, me neither, but we will still don't get
[8:00] Speaker 2: to know anything about it.
[8:01] Speaker 1: I know what check, cookling, couckling, colding, chuck eating, check chucky.
[8:07] Speaker 4: What is it called?
[8:08] Speaker 2: Colding is the proper name, but cooking for short cooking, Well,
[8:13] Speaker 2: Lala tells Danny it's a bit weird. He was liking
[8:15] Speaker 2: comments about Janet and Jason being involved in.
[8:19] Speaker 3: She says, cooking, cooking, cooking, but it's.
[8:23] Speaker 2: Really cut hoolding is like the and what cuck holding
[8:27] Speaker 2: is is it primarily refers to a consensual fetish and
[8:31] Speaker 2: relationship dynamic where one partner derives pleasure from watching their
[8:36] Speaker 2: significant other have sex with a third person.
[8:42] Speaker 3: No, thank you, Well, I have a question.
[8:46] Speaker 2: Didn't Janet recently talk about how she wants to like
[8:49] Speaker 2: hook up with Michelle Yeah?
[8:52] Speaker 1: And then she also said if her husband girl, yeah,
[8:56] Speaker 1: and if her husband wanted to hook it with the guy,
[8:58] Speaker 1: she was fine with that too. So I think it's
[9:02] Speaker 1: Janet that's doing the chuck holding or what it's called.
[9:09] Speaker 2: Then they they're at lunch and Jesse's advocating for colonics.
[9:15] Speaker 3: Okay, do you do colonics.
[9:18] Speaker 2: I feel like when I was like eighteen years old,
[9:20] Speaker 2: I did colonics because somebody told me it was going
[9:22] Speaker 2: to make me like look skinnier.
[9:24] Speaker 3: They had them back then.
[9:25] Speaker 1: Yes, I am a walking colonic in case anybody was wondering.
[9:31] Speaker 3: But like I went to a place, they'll be like,
[9:34] Speaker 3: there's nothing in you.
[9:35] Speaker 4: I'm like, no, no, there would be. They'd find it.
[9:38] Speaker 2: What they do with the colonic just so then you know,
[9:41] Speaker 2: is they stick something in your butt like a little
[9:45] Speaker 2: water hose, and then they turn on this warm water
[9:48] Speaker 2: and it meets out your mouth and they fill you
[9:50] Speaker 2: up so much that then you say I can't take
[9:53] Speaker 2: it anymore, and then they turn the water off and then.
[9:56] Speaker 4: It goes and poop comes out.
[9:58] Speaker 3: Does it go on your legs and stuf?
[10:00] Speaker 2: No, you're on like a little shit. Can't like a
[10:03] Speaker 2: little poohole.
[10:05] Speaker 5: So but you.
[10:06] Speaker 4: Can toilet and you can see it going through the tubes.
[10:09] Speaker 4: You can see your poop going through the tubes.
[10:11] Speaker 2: So when either way, I'm like, of course Jesse does colonics.
[10:14] Speaker 1: I know.
[10:16] Speaker 4: This is my level today, Tamra. I can't even tell you.
[10:19] Speaker 4: So remember yesterday or I had all.
[10:21] Speaker 2: This energy and I'm like doing all these things like
[10:24] Speaker 2: I'm doing paid posts and going to get a facial
[10:27] Speaker 2: like I was went on a date like I was like, wow,
[10:31] Speaker 2: I am thriving, like I am.
[10:33] Speaker 4: On top of my game.
[10:34] Speaker 3: Then we're win at the wall.
[10:37] Speaker 2: So the date the Valley Guy gets there, I think
[10:41] Speaker 2: probably six pm or to.
[10:43] Speaker 3: Be confused with the Valley of the show.
[10:45] Speaker 2: No, not to be confused as the Valley Show. This
[10:47] Speaker 2: is the one that I've been on the dates with
[10:50] Speaker 2: last week. Yeah, and he can come he walks up
[10:55] Speaker 2: to like we walk up together to like sit down
[10:58] Speaker 2: to where we're eating, and I can feel happening and
[11:01] Speaker 2: I'm like, so I sit there, my hands are shaking.
[11:05] Speaker 2: I'm about to go into like one of those things
[11:07] Speaker 2: where you start like your mouth's jittering, Like I don't
[11:11] Speaker 2: even know what to do. So somehow we make it
[11:13] Speaker 2: through sushi. I don't have a sip of alcohol, Like
[11:16] Speaker 2: there's like.
[11:17] Speaker 3: I just got I know something's going on there.
[11:19] Speaker 2: He's got. I mean, it's gotta be awkward.
[11:22] Speaker 1: But what is your feeling? Passing out, throwing up, jittery?
[11:26] Speaker 2: So this is what the SI I just started this
[11:29] Speaker 2: medication on Monday and it's a new one.
[11:33] Speaker 4: They're like trying, and this is what it says. The
[11:36] Speaker 4: side effects are.
[11:38] Speaker 2: Weight gain, acathasia, an inner sense of restlessness, are feeling
[11:43] Speaker 2: like you constantly need to move.
[11:45] Speaker 1: So how do you how do you gain weight when
[11:47] Speaker 1: you can't sit in your chair?
[11:49] Speaker 5: I don't know?
[11:50] Speaker 4: Headache, dizziness, Oh, sign me up.
[11:53] Speaker 3: That's common cold side.
[11:56] Speaker 4: Common cold symptoms.
[11:57] Speaker 3: Keeps getting better. So let me ask you a question.
[12:00] Speaker 3: What is this medication you're taste taking trying.
[12:03] Speaker 1: To mask I don't know's I don't know, I don't know.
[12:08] Speaker 2: I'm in a code read I already texted my psychiatrist
[12:11] Speaker 2: and wait.
[12:12] Speaker 1: So is this a psych medicine, like a I.
[12:15] Speaker 2: Think it's supposed to be like a different antidepressant or something.
[12:18] Speaker 1: Oh that's great, let's get all these other symptoms because
[12:21] Speaker 1: those aren't freaking depressing.
[12:23] Speaker 2: I I but I can't even tell you, so I
[12:25] Speaker 2: have to get through the dinner.
[12:27] Speaker 4: Like so imagine remember the.
[12:29] Speaker 2: Day that I could barely do the pod with you,
[12:31] Speaker 2: but the one where I had to like pull Matt
[12:33] Speaker 2: on because I couldn't even talk.
[12:35] Speaker 4: That's how the date started going. Like I was like, so.
[12:39] Speaker 5: What point do you say struggling here?
[12:43] Speaker 2: He asked me. He's like, are you okay? And I
[12:46] Speaker 2: was like, shit, it's noticeable, and like I.
[12:49] Speaker 4: Had a hat on, like there, you shouldn't. It shouldn't
[12:51] Speaker 4: have been that noticeable.
[12:52] Speaker 5: Does not?
[12:53] Speaker 1: Does that make you feel like, oh no, really I'm fine,
[12:56] Speaker 1: I'm fine.
[12:57] Speaker 4: Yeah no, So then I lie and pretend that I'm fine.
[13:00] Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm fine, I'm good now, just this is
[13:04] Speaker 2: this is who I am, and then you.
[13:06] Speaker 3: And this has nothing to do with cancer.
[13:08] Speaker 5: So don't think, don't don't think you got.
[13:11] Speaker 4: A Dutch Just don't don't think. Don't think anything.
[13:14] Speaker 2: About it later, just keep this going. So then we're
[13:17] Speaker 2: walking back. There's like this kind of ledge on the
[13:20] Speaker 2: hill as we're walking and I can barely do it.
[13:23] Speaker 4: I can barely do the ledge, like, and.
[13:26] Speaker 2: He's like, I can't decide what side of the street
[13:29] Speaker 2: to stand on with you, because like it's dangerous if
[13:32] Speaker 2: I stand here, and it's dangerous if I try to
[13:35] Speaker 2: like block you from oncoming traffic. And I'm like, yeah,
[13:40] Speaker 2: I know, so pretty much. I spent the night, poor
[13:43] Speaker 2: Valley guy like holding me in the fetal position, trying
[13:47] Speaker 2: to put me in a better place.
[13:48] Speaker 4: I woke up feeling the same exact way.
[13:51] Speaker 3: So he hung out with you afterwards.
[13:52] Speaker 2: Yeah, he like came and like helped me, and like
[13:55] Speaker 2: he's like, I do you need anything?
[13:57] Speaker 1: What did you say to him? Like I took a
[13:58] Speaker 1: new medication. I'm having a bad reaction.
[14:00] Speaker 2: I'm like, I took a new medication. I'm having a
[14:03] Speaker 2: bad reaction.
[14:04] Speaker 1: I mean, no way, You're not scared enough. You're like,
[14:06] Speaker 1: don't worry. The cancer is fine, but this new psychiatry
[14:10] Speaker 1: PS psycho reactor medication I'm taking. You know, my schizophrenia
[14:14] Speaker 1: is in check.
[14:15] Speaker 3: So don't worry.
[14:17] Speaker 1: Ib And he still stayed with you. If you want
[14:22] Speaker 1: more from the twats. You can catch up anytime on
[14:25] Speaker 1: to teas in a pod talk soon

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