# Just Playin' By The Rules (RHUGT Recap)

An episode of [Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1477524410), 15 Sep 2026, 39 min.

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The Two T’s catch up, and Tamra proves she’s “not a regular mom, she’s a cool mom.” Then, they have a few words for Luann after she drunkenly interrupts Marysol’s emotional moment about her late mother... Plus, is it just us, or is Vicki celebrating 20 years of Vicki? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

## Transcript

[0:02] Speaker 1: Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and Tamara Judge.
[0:14] Speaker 1: Hi guys, welcome to another episode of Two Teas in
[0:17] Speaker 1: a Pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp and Tamara Judge. Hey, hey.
[0:21] Speaker 1: What's going on?
[0:22] Speaker 2: I'm just tired. I don't know what's wrong with me.
[0:26] Speaker 2: I'm so tired for yesterday and today. And then Sophia
[0:30] Speaker 2: just texted me. She's like, I think I'm getting sick.
[0:34] Speaker 1: No.
[0:34] Speaker 2: No, she was over yesterday.
[0:36] Speaker 1: No, just, you know. So you're back in Orange County? Yeah.
[0:40] Speaker 2: Yeah, we got home not yesterday.
[0:43] Speaker 1: It's Saturday.
[0:44] Speaker 2: Saturday we came home. Yeah, we were there for 10
[0:47] Speaker 2: or 11 days.
[0:49] Speaker 1: Like a week, I feel like.
[0:50] Speaker 2: It was longer than that, yeah, because we left right
[0:52] Speaker 2: after my birthday. And, yeah, I had dog duty last night.
[0:59] Speaker 1: Oh, so you're exhausted. How many times? Hold on. Eddie
[1:02] Speaker 1: posting that thing of you in the dog cage and
[1:05] Speaker 1: being like, we got a new pet. He's so well behaved.
[1:09] Speaker 2: The dog threw up.
[1:11] Speaker 1: And then I'm like, really?
[1:14] Speaker 2: When we drive to Big Bear, it was a day
[1:15] Speaker 2: that we got home from Big Bear. When we drive
[1:17] Speaker 2: to Big Bear, usually by the time we get there,
[1:22] Speaker 2: she throws up a little bit in her cage, in
[1:24] Speaker 2: her little like car seat thing.
[1:26] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[1:27] Speaker 2: And so we came home, got home, got her out,
[1:29] Speaker 2: put her in, and then her little playpen, and she
[1:32] Speaker 2: threw up. And I'm like, oh, God.
[1:34] Speaker 1: No.
[1:34] Speaker 2: I went in there. I started cleaning it. And I
[1:36] Speaker 2: look up. I'm like, you're an asshole. Do not post that.
[1:39] Speaker 1: And then, of course, what do you do?
[1:41] Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, I should go out there and take pictures
[1:43] Speaker 2: of him. He's out there painting the garage doors.
[1:46] Speaker 1: Does he have a shirt on?
[1:49] Speaker 2: If he didn't have a shirt on and maybe he
[1:51] Speaker 2: turned and there was like a little roll or something,
[1:53] Speaker 2: then I'm going to take a picture of that. That's
[1:56] Speaker 2: what I'm going to do.
[1:56] Speaker 1: I'll figure out some kind of way.
[1:58] Speaker 2: Or some butt hair is going to hang out of
[1:59] Speaker 2: the back of his pants or something. He's got crack hair.
[2:04] Speaker 1: That's what I'm waiting for.
[2:05] Speaker 2: Something like that. Oh, wait. Oh, just wait.
[2:08] Speaker 1: Oh, gosh.
[2:09] Speaker 2: Our association is so funny. I swear somebody has it
[2:12] Speaker 2: out for us. Our next door neighbor could have their
[2:16] Speaker 2: shutters on their house falling off. And this is a
[2:19] Speaker 2: true story. And like just the paint just gone.
[2:23] Speaker 1: Right?
[2:23] Speaker 2: Yeah. We have a nick in our side gate of
[2:28] Speaker 2: our house. We get a letter. You need to paint
[2:30] Speaker 2: that gate. We literally had our house painted like five
[2:34] Speaker 2: years ago. And they're like, the garage doors are fading.
[2:39] Speaker 2: I'm like, what?
[2:42] Speaker 1: They must be telling the other people and they're just
[2:44] Speaker 1: ignoring them.
[2:46] Speaker 2: I don't think you can. I mean, I think it
[2:48] Speaker 2: becomes like an issue where they'll start fining you.
[2:51] Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I would think. Oh my gosh.
[2:54] Speaker 2: But the next door neighbor, he's an attorney, so maybe
[2:56] Speaker 2: he knows how to... I'm just like, are you serious
[2:58] Speaker 2: right now?
[2:59] Speaker 1: So he's out there painting away?
[3:01] Speaker 2: Yes, he's out there painting the garage doors. I'm like,
[3:05] Speaker 2: one little nick on the house, and they're like, oh,
[3:07] Speaker 2: you need to fix that.
[3:08] Speaker 1: Nope, you need to get on that. Well, good thing
[3:10] Speaker 1: Eddie's handy.
[3:11] Speaker 2: I mean, it's a good thing. Like in Big Bear,
[3:13] Speaker 2: there's no HOA where we live and there's like a
[3:15] Speaker 2: purple house. I'm like, really? That's a choice.
[3:22] Speaker 1: You're like, that's interesting. Wow.
[3:25] Speaker 2: So yeah, just preparing for Sophia's 21st birthday.
[3:30] Speaker 1: Oh, and she's not feeling good? When's her 21st birthday?
[3:33] Speaker 2: Well, it's not till next week. Okay.
[3:37] Speaker 1: So you're going to be okay. Are you guys going
[3:38] Speaker 1: to go out somewhere where she can like use her
[3:40] Speaker 1: ID and stuff? Yeah.
[3:42] Speaker 2: Well, I'm like, what do you want to do? Do
[3:44] Speaker 2: you want to go to Vegas? No, I want to
[3:46] Speaker 2: go to Vegas. Hate Vegas. Do you want to go? Nope.
[3:49] Speaker 2: Not really. Don't want, do you have a party? Nope.
[3:51] Speaker 2: I go, what do you want to do? Let's just
[3:53] Speaker 2: go out to dinner at the family. And I'm like, okay.
[3:55] Speaker 2: So I originally made plans to go to Nobu and
[3:59] Speaker 2: the only reservation they had was like at five o'clock.
[4:01] Speaker 2: And then Ryan's like, I, I worked till five 30
[4:04] Speaker 2: and I'm going to take a shower. Then I'm going
[4:06] Speaker 2: to pick up Ava.
[4:06] Speaker 1: Then I got it.
[4:07] Speaker 2: So I go, okay, well then you're out. And so
[4:09] Speaker 2: then yesterday she was over. I'm like, do you really
[4:12] Speaker 2: want to go to Nobu? Why don't we do something
[4:14] Speaker 2: in Laguna Beach? So got a reservation at the jazz club,
[4:18] Speaker 2: the Drake.
[4:19] Speaker 1: Oh, that's fun. Yeah.
[4:20] Speaker 2: Then I got her and Nico a hotel room so
[4:24] Speaker 2: they can go out after dinner with some friends and
[4:27] Speaker 2: then just stay at the hotel and not have to
[4:30] Speaker 2: worry about driving home.
[4:32] Speaker 1: Oh, I love that. That's a good mom. Yeah.
[4:34] Speaker 2: So that'll be, that'll be fun.
[4:37] Speaker 1: Oh, very nice.
[4:38] Speaker 2: I ain't going out with her to the bars, by
[4:39] Speaker 2: the way, just for the record.
[4:41] Speaker 1: You're like, no, I'll do the eating portion.
[4:43] Speaker 2: Nope, I'll go to the jazz club and then I
[4:45] Speaker 2: will go home.
[4:46] Speaker 1: Yeah, you're like, I don't have it. No, I'm like
[4:49] Speaker 1: exhausted today and I was asleep by 9.15 last night. Like,
[4:56] Speaker 1: there's no reason for it. I hung out with Valley
[4:57] Speaker 1: Guy yesterday during the day. Is it the weather? Yeah.
[5:01] Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm the same way. I could not sleep.
[5:05] Speaker 1: Like I came home and I fell asleep. And then
[5:08] Speaker 1: I was like, looked, I thought it was time to
[5:09] Speaker 1: wake up. It was two in the morning. Oh, my God.
[5:12] Speaker 2: So I thought like yesterday we got home from Big Bear.
[5:17] Speaker 2: I didn't. I wasn't on dog duty that day. So
[5:19] Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm going to take a gummy. I'm going
[5:21] Speaker 2: to go to sleep. And I take a gummy often,
[5:24] Speaker 2: like almost every single night. You know, our own gummies,
[5:27] Speaker 2: of course. And I never, I'm never groggy. I'm never
[5:30] Speaker 2: tired when I wake up. I couldn't wake up all
[5:32] Speaker 2: day yesterday. I was just like, oh my God. And
[5:36] Speaker 2: then today I feel the same way. So I don't
[5:38] Speaker 2: know what's going on.
[5:39] Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. I'm definitely like, I'm like dragging a
[5:42] Speaker 1: little bit of ass, but.
[5:45] Speaker 2: Well, oh, I was going to say tomorrow we are,
[5:48] Speaker 2: Sophia and I, the orange doesn't fall far, dropping a
[5:51] Speaker 2: new podcast. And for those of you that remember Scott Crews,
[5:56] Speaker 2: who was on the podcast, I mean, was on the
[5:59] Speaker 2: show years ago with the cancer scandal with Brooks.
[6:03] Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
[6:04] Speaker 2: He's the one that cracked the case. He's the one
[6:06] Speaker 2: that said, I just don't see it or something like that.
[6:10] Speaker 2: So he comes on the pod and we talk about
[6:12] Speaker 2: that and predictions and things like that.
[6:16] Speaker 1: Oh, that'll be interesting. Yeah. So juicy. I love it.
[6:19] Speaker 2: He was so like on it. Right on it.
[6:22] Speaker 1: His memory was on point.
[6:24] Speaker 2: Uh-huh.
[6:25] Speaker 1: Yep. Oh, I can't wait to listen.
[6:27] Speaker 2: He's the one that told me when Sophia was like
[6:29] Speaker 2: nine years old. He's like, Sophia's going to end up
[6:31] Speaker 2: in New York doing fashion. I'm like, nah, she sings
[6:34] Speaker 2: all the time. I think she's now, she'd never go.
[6:36] Speaker 1: To New York.
[6:37] Speaker 2: What does she want to do? Go to New York
[6:38] Speaker 2: for fashion.
[6:39] Speaker 1: Yep. So, I don't know.
[6:42] Speaker 2: Should be a good episode. Yeah. And then we're, after that,
[6:45] Speaker 2: we're going to get another housewife and daughter.
[6:49] Speaker 1: And who have you had so far?
[6:51] Speaker 2: Melissa Gorga and her daughter. Oh, yeah. Antonia. So.
[6:57] Speaker 1: Oh, that's fun.
[6:58] Speaker 2: Thinking about Alexis and her daughter since she will be
[7:05] Speaker 2: coming up on the show and making quite a splash
[7:09] Speaker 2: on Orange County.
[7:10] Speaker 1: Oh, when is that coming up?
[7:11] Speaker 2: I'm not sure what episode it is, but I would
[7:13] Speaker 2: say in the next three episodes, four episodes. You know
[7:19] Speaker 2: what I'm talking about.
[7:19] Speaker 1: I know exactly what you're talking about. I was like, oh,
[7:23] Speaker 1: I've told, well, because my mind has just gone straight
[7:26] Speaker 1: to like the finale. Not, I've totally forgot about that,
[7:30] Speaker 1: that one.
[7:30] Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[7:32] Speaker 1: Yeah. But, uh, no, that.
[7:35] Speaker 2: So we can talk to her a little bit about
[7:37] Speaker 2: what was going through her head. Cause she knows she
[7:39] Speaker 2: didn't get confessional. She doesn't get stuff like that.
[7:41] Speaker 1: Yeah. She doesn't have to speak out on it.
[7:43] Speaker 2: No, she doesn't speak for herself. But this episode of
[7:47] Speaker 2: Girls Trip, by the way, was so nice to see
[7:50] Speaker 2: Vicky having fun.
[7:52] Speaker 1: It was so nice to see Vicky having fun, but
[7:55] Speaker 1: I had a question for you. Did you see the
[7:59] Speaker 1: whole thing where everybody's talking about why is Vicky allowed
[8:02] Speaker 1: to recap Orange County, but you're not?
[8:07] Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't think she is. I just play by
[8:12] Speaker 2: the rules. That's the truth. That's the truth. I think
[8:16] Speaker 2: that she has been talked to before about it. But
[8:20] Speaker 2: Vicky does what Vicky wants to do. And I don't
[8:24] Speaker 2: even complain. I'm like, whatever.
[8:26] Speaker 1: Whatever. Like we do a thousand podcasts a week. It's
[8:29] Speaker 1: not that big of a deal. Right.
[8:33] Speaker 2: I think that she felt the need to speak out
[8:35] Speaker 2: because so much was being said about her. I think that.
[8:42] Speaker 1: I think it was fine.
[8:43] Speaker 2: She just explained that she felt uncomfortable within her outfit,
[8:46] Speaker 2: her wig, her knee hurting, all that kind of stuff.
[8:49] Speaker 2: So some people bought it. Some people didn't.
[8:51] Speaker 1: Well, I don't even think Christian Grey Snow fully bought it.
[8:55] Speaker 2: Bless his heart.
[8:57] Speaker 1: He's like, you know, I love you, Vicky, but I
[8:59] Speaker 1: got to tell you how this looks.
[9:01] Speaker 2: Well, Vicky, I did text her the other day because
[9:05] Speaker 2: she had knee replacement surgery.
[9:08] Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
[9:09] Speaker 2: Like a whole robotic knee now. And so she finally
[9:13] Speaker 2: had the surgery done. We told her way back when,
[9:18] Speaker 2: you need surgery. Yeah. And so hopefully she'll get her
[9:22] Speaker 2: groove back.
[9:22] Speaker 1: Her groove back.
[9:23] Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
[9:25] Speaker 1: Well, the episode starts out where the ladies have made
[9:28] Speaker 1: it to Miami, despite Lisa running late. Hold on. Did
[9:32] Speaker 1: you notice that Lisa, last week they were saying Lisa
[9:35] Speaker 1: was 30 minutes late, and this week Lisa was saying
[9:37] Speaker 1: she was five. No, five.
[9:39] Speaker 2: Oh, she said she was five? Yeah, she was.
[9:40] Speaker 1: I mean, I was only five minutes late.
[9:42] Speaker 2: Well, Vicky said 45, so somewhere lies the truth, right?
[9:47] Speaker 1: So, I mean, at least 30. But Lisa is kissing
[9:52] Speaker 1: Teresa's butt in her hotel room.
[9:54] Speaker 2: Why do you think she does that? I think because
[9:57] Speaker 2: she wants to be liked. Was it Teresa that said
[10:01] Speaker 2: that Gia watched the show in Salt Lake City and said,
[10:06] Speaker 2: Lisa is the Teresa of that show. And now I
[10:08] Speaker 2: can't unsee it.
[10:09] Speaker 1: I know. I can't unsee it either. How about when the.
[10:12] Speaker 2: Producers asked Teresa in her confessional, do you realize Lisa...
[10:17] Speaker 2: Kind of gives you a lot of compliments. And she's like, yeah.
[10:21] Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't mind it.
[10:22] Speaker 2: I like it. I like it. Great legs. You're kind.
[10:26] Speaker 2: You're so easy to be around. People don't know who
[10:28] Speaker 2: Teresa is.
[10:29] Speaker 1: It kind of felt like the, you know, when you
[10:32] Speaker 1: like your younger sister, your younger siblings, like desperate to
[10:35] Speaker 1: hang out with you. Yes. Yes. That's what it kind
[10:38] Speaker 1: of felt like.
[10:38] Speaker 2: She's like, if I could just build a door between
[10:42] Speaker 2: our hotel room so we could just come and go.
[10:44] Speaker 2: I'm like, what is going on?
[10:46] Speaker 1: I know.
[10:47] Speaker 2: Your outfit is sick. Oh, my God. Off the 1996 runway.
[10:51] Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm pretty sure it was from Amazon.
[10:54] Speaker 1: I'm 99% sure Tamara already wore that.
[10:59] Speaker 2: I'm like, what? Oh, my God. But how about when
[11:05] Speaker 2: Teresa's saying she... she'd get off the bus if they
[11:09] Speaker 2: left Lisa there. She's like, yeah, they were talking about
[11:12] Speaker 2: just leaving and I would have gotten off the bus.
[11:15] Speaker 1: I'm like, bullshit. No, you wouldn't have. Bullshit, Teresa. You
[11:19] Speaker 1: would not have gotten off that bus.
[11:21] Speaker 2: And Giselle's all, in Potomac, we would have left your ass.
[11:26] Speaker 1: Yeah. She's like, mm-mm.
[11:27] Speaker 2: We don't play tardiness is what she said. And Luann's like,
[11:30] Speaker 2: in our world, you have a 15-minute grace period.
[11:34] Speaker 1: And then they like flashback to Miami where they're all
[11:36] Speaker 1: waiting on Lisa Hawks.
[11:37] Speaker 2: I think it was, they didn't throw yours in there, huh?
[11:40] Speaker 1: I know that. Well, cause mine, there's no fighting. It's
[11:43] Speaker 1: just the one that's like, but.
[11:45] Speaker 2: I think that would have been funny. That's kind of iconic.
[11:48] Speaker 1: Um, I mean, I was late gate was started with me.
[11:52] Speaker 1: That's the only thing that I ever started.
[11:54] Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, there you go. Don't be tardy for the party.
[11:58] Speaker 2: You should be responsible for that too.
[12:00] Speaker 1: Oh my God. I don't want to be responsible for anything.
[12:05] Speaker 2: Yeah, right. And I will talk about that in headlines.
[12:08] Speaker 1: OK, so then meanwhile, Giselle, Portia and Luann pregame while
[12:12] Speaker 1: bitching about lateness. OK, the pregame might have been a mistake.
[12:17] Speaker 2: Oh, you mean getting Luann drunk? Yes. Well, OK, if
[12:21] Speaker 2: they didn't get Luann drunk, well, Luann got herself drunk.
[12:24] Speaker 2: Let's just put it that way. Nobody is responsible for
[12:26] Speaker 2: yourself but you. And what would have happened?
[12:33] Speaker 1: Nothing, but why does every time that something has to happen,
[12:36] Speaker 1: it just makes somebody very irritating?
[12:40] Speaker 2: She was so irritating.
[12:42] Speaker 1: Like, I was like, zip it.
[12:43] Speaker 2: But she was Luanne. I mean, the level of confidence
[12:48] Speaker 2: this woman has.
[12:50] Speaker 1: Did you see when she tried to hand Kyle her vape?
[12:54] Speaker 1: yeah and then she's like and Kyle's like I don't
[12:56] Speaker 1: vape yeah but then.
[12:58] Speaker 2: She says well didn't you give me one earlier or
[13:00] Speaker 2: something like that and I'm like.
[13:01] Speaker 1: Yeah I'm like no she didn't I'm like I know
[13:04] Speaker 1: all the things and I for sure.
[13:05] Speaker 2: Know that Kyle well she also thought that Kyle was
[13:07] Speaker 2: rolling her.
[13:08] Speaker 1: Eyes and meanwhile Kyle's like no I just was going
[13:14] Speaker 1: because did you imagine being Kyle the only sober one
[13:18] Speaker 1: in that group Well, let's talk.
[13:32] Speaker 2: You want to talk about some poop?
[13:34] Speaker 1: Yeah, let's talk about poop.
[13:35] Speaker 2: Because we got a whole flashback of, I mean, the
[13:37] Speaker 2: New York girls pooping on the floor. Like, that's just
[13:39] Speaker 2: straight up disgusting.
[13:40] Speaker 1: Well, no, I got so grossed out because not only
[13:42] Speaker 1: did I watch this episode about pooping and all the
[13:45] Speaker 1: New York pooping issues, then did you see the bodybuilder
[13:49] Speaker 1: woman like doing her CrossFit and she pooped her pants
[13:52] Speaker 1: and kept going in the world competition? Okay. And poop
[13:56] Speaker 1: was all down her legs.
[13:57] Speaker 2: Yes. And now guess what? I saw that yesterday. Open
[14:01] Speaker 2: up my phone. Now I'm seeing all these athletes shitting themselves.
[14:04] Speaker 2: And I'm like, I open up one shitty pants and
[14:07] Speaker 2: now you get them all day long. I know this is.
[14:10] Speaker 1: The freaking problem, but I couldn't even imagine. They were like,
[14:13] Speaker 1: then people were bummed that they had to crawl behind her.
[14:16] Speaker 1: I'm like, no shit. They were like shit everywhere.
[14:19] Speaker 2: You should have been in front of her, not behind her.
[14:21] Speaker 2: And you would have to deal with it.
[14:22] Speaker 1: Ew, could you imagine? I mean, it was a lot.
[14:25] Speaker 1: I was like driving.
[14:26] Speaker 2: It doesn't even look real. Was it real?
[14:29] Speaker 1: It was like watery. Well, yeah, because she was probably
[14:32] Speaker 1: having re.
[14:33] Speaker 2: Oh, God. Well, that's a true sportsman right there. They
[14:38] Speaker 2: just kept running. It's like the girl that ran the
[14:40] Speaker 2: marathon that started her period.
[14:43] Speaker 1: Running down her legs.
[14:44] Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, my God.
[14:47] Speaker 1: You got to get it done. Get your numbers done.
[14:49] Speaker 2: Well, let's get into something that really irked me.
[14:52] Speaker 1: Okay.
[14:52] Speaker 2: As my mom would say. It irked me. Irked me.
[14:54] Speaker 2: In the car, Giselle and Portia think the RHOC cast
[14:58] Speaker 2: didn't celebrate Vicky properly.
[15:03] Speaker 1: I feel like Giselle's getting paid extra to start, like,
[15:06] Speaker 1: unnecessary drama.
[15:08] Speaker 2: The first thing I thought was, do they have nothing
[15:11] Speaker 2: else to talk about?
[15:12] Speaker 1: Because.
[15:13] Speaker 2: If I'm not mistaken, Giselle took, we went into the
[15:15] Speaker 2: bathroom and Giselle told me all about all the shit
[15:18] Speaker 2: that Vicky was saying about me. And did she think
[15:20] Speaker 2: like I wasn't going to say anything? I didn't even
[15:23] Speaker 2: fight with Vicky. I just talked to her about it. Like, okay,
[15:27] Speaker 2: didn't you start that?
[15:29] Speaker 1: But also, if you notice, like for Portia's Atlanta or
[15:35] Speaker 1: Kyle's Beverly Hills or whatever it may be, it was
[15:39] Speaker 1: the OG that actually threw the big party.
[15:43] Speaker 2: Right.
[15:43] Speaker 1: It's not like it was you and Shannon throwing the party.
[15:46] Speaker 2: No, we weren't. We weren't throwing the party for her.
[15:49] Speaker 2: And that's the difference where other people were. And then
[15:51] Speaker 2: Portia St. OC Girls didn't turn out for Vicky is
[15:55] Speaker 2: an absolute joke. I mean, Heather brought her a cake.
[15:57] Speaker 2: I did a speech. I did a speech that was
[15:59] Speaker 2: actually cut. But don't you worry, because I dug up
[16:02] Speaker 2: that speech.
[16:04] Speaker 1: You did?
[16:04] Speaker 2: And I have it.
[16:06] Speaker 1: Let's hear it.
[16:06] Speaker 2: And I'm going to read it. I'm actually going to
[16:08] Speaker 2: put my glasses on to read this.
[16:10] Speaker 1: All right, let's hear it.
[16:11] Speaker 2: Okay.
[16:11] Speaker 1: It says, Welcome, Housewives.
[16:13] Speaker 2: You all look so rad in your 80s outfits. I
[16:16] Speaker 2: want to start off by congratulating Vicki Gumbelson for getting
[16:19] Speaker 2: her orange back and recreating the epic 80s Bunker Party.
[16:23] Speaker 2: Love her or hate her, this show simply does not
[16:25] Speaker 2: function without her. Orange County missed you. And by missed,
[16:29] Speaker 2: I mean we missed the chaos, the screaming, and whatever
[16:32] Speaker 2: is about to happen next. 20 years ago, nobody knew
[16:36] Speaker 2: what this tiny little show filmed in Cota de Caza
[16:38] Speaker 2: would become. But one woman in brown slacks and a
[16:41] Speaker 2: sky top did. And that woman is Vicky. Vicky and
[16:45] Speaker 2: I have been through everything. Friendship, fallouts, a trace of Vegas, divorce, grandchildren,
[16:49] Speaker 2: screaming matches that definitely violated noise ordinances. And getting fired
[16:53] Speaker 2: by Andy Cohen, that was a tough one. But look
[16:57] Speaker 2: at us now. We've had more fun in Mexico than
[17:00] Speaker 2: I can even remember. Like the time... at the bachelorette
[17:04] Speaker 2: trip when you made us all walk miles on delay
[17:06] Speaker 2: in our heels and left the rest of the girls
[17:08] Speaker 2: at dinner because you were bored and started snoring. Just
[17:12] Speaker 2: add tequila shots, lick it, slam it, suck it, which
[17:14] Speaker 2: of course led to Vicky peeing on my bed. I
[17:17] Speaker 2: genuinely cannot tell you how many hospital trips we've had.
[17:20] Speaker 2: We flipped a dune buggy and lived. I still think
[17:23] Speaker 2: Vicky milked it with her neck brace though. But don't worry,
[17:26] Speaker 2: I'm MapQuest Hoag Hospital and it's only 15 minutes away.
[17:29] Speaker 2: The night is young. And so are deductibles. Thanks, Dakota Insurance.
[17:36] Speaker 1: Yeah, that's so cute.
[17:39] Speaker 2: And for anyone worried about how our last 80-bunkle party went,
[17:42] Speaker 2: you can relax. Don't worry, Vicki, because nobody will be
[17:45] Speaker 2: making fun of your looks tonight. Slade is gone, and
[17:48] Speaker 2: he took his life partner with him. As Vicki so
[17:51] Speaker 2: poetically put it, bye-bye, Gretchen. And as Vicki once said
[17:56] Speaker 2: while we were planting trees in Costa Rica, you know
[17:58] Speaker 2: what's really going to be sad? is when one of
[18:01] Speaker 2: us dies. So don't worry, Vicki has life insurance on
[18:04] Speaker 2: all of us, including Dawn. So until that extremely dark moment,
[18:08] Speaker 2: let's just appreciate what we built and that we're all
[18:11] Speaker 2: still here with our sisters. Once a housewife, always a housewife.
[18:15] Speaker 2: Let's raise a glass for 20 years of housewives. Cheers
[18:17] Speaker 2: to the OG of the OC, where it all started.
[18:21] Speaker 2: Now can we get a woohoo? Because we have some
[18:23] Speaker 2: hot men coming to keep score for Bunko.
[18:26] Speaker 1: Okay, so you guys- So none of that was shown.
[18:29] Speaker 2: No, no. And then we also have like Vicky, I mean,
[18:33] Speaker 2: Heather bringing a cake for her. And by the way,
[18:38] Speaker 2: we were told to show up to an 80s bunco party.
[18:41] Speaker 2: That was it.
[18:42] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[18:43] Speaker 2: That was it. Trust me. NeNe turning it up was
[18:48] Speaker 2: the producers.
[18:50] Speaker 1: It was producers and it was Portia.
[18:52] Speaker 2: Yeah. That was planned with the producers to give the
[18:55] Speaker 2: audience Miss NeNe Leakes what they all wanted.
[18:58] Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, I think there's definitely this episode, you know,
[19:02] Speaker 1: I started to see a little bit more what Vicky's
[19:05] Speaker 1: going through. And you can see that she just has
[19:08] Speaker 1: a hard time when she's not comfortable. Yeah, yeah.
[19:11] Speaker 2: Well, I actually heard from Heather, who went to the
[19:13] Speaker 2: season finale of the show that me and Shannon were
[19:16] Speaker 2: uninvited to, that there was some talk about how Vicky
[19:22] Speaker 2: was not celebrated properly at her, you know, bunco party.
[19:27] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[19:29] Speaker 2: So I reached out to somebody that works on the show,
[19:31] Speaker 2: and I said, did I ruin something? And he's like, no,
[19:34] Speaker 2: not at all. We had plans to celebrate, and let's
[19:38] Speaker 2: just say you'll see it coming up.
[19:42] Speaker 1: Huh.
[19:43] Speaker 2: So it was very interesting.
[19:45] Speaker 1: Interesting.
[19:46] Speaker 2: To watch all that. I'm like, oh, okay.
[19:48] Speaker 1: No, I was like, okay. well and then she kind
[19:50] Speaker 1: of gets like emotional about it and I'm like and
[19:53] Speaker 1: that's even weirder now that I know that you've given
[19:55] Speaker 1: the speech I know that you've said this yeah so
[19:58] Speaker 1: then at the beach Alexia and Marisol are surrounded by
[20:01] Speaker 1: mannequins without booties just like Marisol Marisol's funny when she
[20:05] Speaker 1: says that she's like yeah they have booties just like
[20:07] Speaker 1: me um But, like, then, of course, Luann has to
[20:13] Speaker 1: immediately start flirting with the waiters. Like, I would actually
[20:18] Speaker 1: be concerned for Luann if she wasn't flirting with somebody.
[20:21] Speaker 2: I know. And then they show the flashbacks of Luann
[20:24] Speaker 2: flirting throughout the years. Yeah. The naked man with the
[20:28] Speaker 2: butt crack showing with like night vision.
[20:30] Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Like picking up waters or whatever he was doing.
[20:33] Speaker 2: Whatever he was doing.
[20:34] Speaker 1: Yeah. And she's like, I had no idea that I
[20:38] Speaker 1: was going to be sleeping with him tonight.
[20:40] Speaker 2: How about when Teresa puts on a blonde wig? I
[20:42] Speaker 2: think it might have been Kim's or something. And Lisa,
[20:46] Speaker 2: once again, oh, my God, you look great as a blonde.
[20:50] Speaker 1: Lisa is giving it her all.
[20:53] Speaker 2: She is.
[20:53] Speaker 1: Giving it her all. Because then they were playing snatch
[20:58] Speaker 1: the wigs, which at first I was like, it was
[21:01] Speaker 1: a cute idea. Of course, like Kyle gets like so
[21:04] Speaker 1: into it. And I was like laughing because that's. Oh,
[21:08] Speaker 1: I know.
[21:08] Speaker 2: Well, Kyle's pretty competitive. And then Giselle's like, Kyle's aggressive.
[21:16] Speaker 2: She's like, give me my wig. It was a cute game,
[21:20] Speaker 2: I thought.
[21:20] Speaker 1: Well, it was team crash out, which is Kyle, Portia,
[21:23] Speaker 1: Alexia and Teresa. And then. team winners which is lisa
[21:27] Speaker 1: vicky giselle and luann i mean it's chaos the entire
[21:31] Speaker 1: thing is chaos um marisol announces a tie and porsche's
[21:35] Speaker 1: like uh you're the worst ref i've ever seen no
[21:39] Speaker 1: way um and then porsche confronts vicky for leaving her
[21:43] Speaker 1: party early vicky shares that she fell out of place
[21:47] Speaker 1: Portia asked Vicky if she was jealous of the attention
[21:49] Speaker 1: Nene got and Vicky is adamant she was not jealous.
[21:52] Speaker 2: I am not jealous. I do not get jealous is
[21:54] Speaker 2: what she said.
[21:55] Speaker 1: I'm like, please.
[21:56] Speaker 2: She's like, no, we don't do things like that. Like
[21:58] Speaker 2: we're not that flamboyant in Orange County. There's no flying carpets.
[22:01] Speaker 2: There's no shirtless men carrying us. That's just like our
[22:05] Speaker 2: reunion is more simple. Like we are not that over
[22:09] Speaker 2: the top, you know, like Atlanta or even Beverly Hills
[22:14] Speaker 2: with the way they dress. And we're just not like that.
[22:16] Speaker 1: Well, I think that in this moment, Portia was actually
[22:19] Speaker 1: trying to help Vicky, like, gain some sympathy.
[22:23] Speaker 2: But it's so funny when you tell, say something like
[22:25] Speaker 2: that to Vicky, like, are you jealous? No, I am
[22:28] Speaker 2: not jealous of anything in this world. I know.
[22:31] Speaker 1: If she just had a less of a reaction to it,
[22:34] Speaker 1: I'd be like, okay, okay. But.
[22:37] Speaker 2: Well, I think that Vicky thought that we were celebrating
[22:40] Speaker 2: 20 years of Vicky.
[22:43] Speaker 1: Yeah, I think she thought it was 20 years of Vicky.
[22:44] Speaker 2: Yeah, so when she went there and she just kind of,
[22:47] Speaker 2: Didn't speak to anybody. But she has no excuse at
[22:51] Speaker 2: this point.
[22:51] Speaker 1: Because here's the thing. You guys started in OC. So
[22:56] Speaker 1: she was acting a certain way before she even knew
[22:58] Speaker 1: how the other ones were going to play out. Yeah. So,
[23:03] Speaker 1: come on. Yeah.
[23:04] Speaker 2: But I feel like they now were on episode five,
[23:08] Speaker 2: was it?
[23:08] Speaker 1: Six.
[23:09] Speaker 2: They've been traveling around.
[23:12] Speaker 1: They're getting exhausted. The girls are getting exhausted.
[23:14] Speaker 2: But you know what? It's what you're being paid for.
[23:17] Speaker 2: So you got to cowboy up.
[23:19] Speaker 1: So don't worry. Luann doesn't leave it. She continues saying
[23:22] Speaker 1: the ladies did shit for you, Vicki. And then Vicki
[23:25] Speaker 1: says Tamara and Shannon made the night about them and
[23:28] Speaker 1: that they squashed her sparkle.
[23:30] Speaker 2: Okay. You guys saw the argument.
[23:34] Speaker 1: With me and Shannon.
[23:35] Speaker 2: Nobody was around and it was a good two minutes.
[23:39] Speaker 2: Two minutes. There was something that was cut out at
[23:42] Speaker 2: the table. And I don't know if they're going to
[23:44] Speaker 2: flash back to it, but it was, it was something
[23:47] Speaker 2: about Love Hotel. That's all I can say.
[23:49] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[23:49] Speaker 2: And that was it.
[23:52] Speaker 1: Well, that's all they gave us. But then the ladies
[23:54] Speaker 1: all hype Vicky up as the OG housewife and she
[23:57] Speaker 1: promises she'll whoop it up with them tonight. Yeah. There's
[24:00] Speaker 1: no way she's whooping it up with them tonight because
[24:01] Speaker 1: she whooped it up with them today.
[24:03] Speaker 2: Well, we shall see. And by the way, not to
[24:06] Speaker 2: dwell on this, but Vicki wasn't even there when me
[24:09] Speaker 2: and Shannon got the flight.
[24:11] Speaker 1: She wasn't?
[24:12] Speaker 2: No, she was at the bar with Heather and everybody else.
[24:15] Speaker 2: It was just us four people at our table.
[24:19] Speaker 1: Not to dwell on it.
[24:20] Speaker 2: I mean, let's relax, people.
[24:23] Speaker 1: So they get done with the beach party, which it
[24:25] Speaker 1: still kind of cracked me up that they're at the
[24:27] Speaker 1: beach party, but they're all wearing workout clothes. So they
[24:30] Speaker 1: must have known there was some sort of games. Yeah.
[24:33] Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sure they were told.
[24:34] Speaker 1: And then at lunch, Alexia asked Giselle about her beef
[24:38] Speaker 1: with Adriana. Yeah.
[24:41] Speaker 2: Did you see them on Watch What Happens Live?
[24:43] Speaker 1: Yes! Well, I saw the clip. Well, I saw clips.
[24:45] Speaker 2: Yeah, I just saw clips.
[24:46] Speaker 1: I saw the clip where Marisol said it was Adriana,
[24:50] Speaker 1: and then Alexia goes, can I whisper it to you, Andy?
[24:54] Speaker 1: And then right after she whispers it to Andy, he's like,
[24:59] Speaker 1: it was Larsa.
[24:59] Speaker 2: Oh. Oh my goodness.
[25:10] Speaker 1: But then this is where it really, I don't know.
[25:13] Speaker 2: Well, I don't know what Giselle's like.
[25:16] Speaker 1: Is this a housewife?
[25:18] Speaker 2: Was that at BravoCon when they did squash the beef?
[25:21] Speaker 1: I think they did squash the beef.
[25:23] Speaker 2: She's like acting like she didn't even know who she was.
[25:25] Speaker 1: She probably didn't. I mean, do you think that Giselle
[25:29] Speaker 1: really knew who Adriana was?
[25:31] Speaker 2: Probably not.
[25:33] Speaker 1: No.
[25:34] Speaker 2: Probably not.
[25:35] Speaker 1: Giselle rebutted asking, is this a housewife or a friend?
[25:38] Speaker 1: So she did know. So clearly she knew. But then
[25:43] Speaker 1: when Luann toasts Marisol's mom, she thinks she clocks Kyle
[25:47] Speaker 1: rolling her eyes, but Kyle says an exhale.
[25:51] Speaker 2: You know, Kyle, do you think she was rolling her eyes?
[25:53] Speaker 2: She could have rolled her eyes at Luann because Luann
[25:56] Speaker 2: was so annoyed and she got busted. She's like, I
[25:58] Speaker 2: just exhaled.
[25:59] Speaker 1: I think she was probably like, ugh. Yeah.
[26:03] Speaker 2: So it was kind of a something in the middle.
[26:05] Speaker 2: I would have rolled my eyes.
[26:07] Speaker 1: I would have too, because Marisol looks opening up about
[26:09] Speaker 1: how her mom passed and then Luann interrupts her and
[26:12] Speaker 1: says she wants to die having sex and then tells
[26:15] Speaker 1: a story about her friend's husband who died on the toilet.
[26:19] Speaker 2: Luann is so not self-aware, like at all about anything.
[26:23] Speaker 2: We went from Mama Elsa to.
[26:25] Speaker 1: Talking about her uncle.
[26:26] Speaker 2: Yes. Oh, but then did you hear Portia? She's like,
[26:30] Speaker 2: not only can Luanne not sing, she can't read the
[26:32] Speaker 2: room either.
[26:33] Speaker 1: I'm like, whoa. So funny. I love Portia. Then, so
[26:50] Speaker 1: this like continues on for too long. It like makes
[26:53] Speaker 1: me feel very uncomfortable because you can tell that Marisol, like,
[26:57] Speaker 1: Marisol's trying to give the moment to her mom. Like,
[27:00] Speaker 1: she's like, you know, the first time they saw her
[27:02] Speaker 1: film with me, production saw it, and they were like,
[27:05] Speaker 1: we need more of her.
[27:07] Speaker 2: How about that a mama, Elsa is her name, she
[27:10] Speaker 2: was talking to other housewives. Like, she would talk to NeNe.
[27:13] Speaker 2: She talked to Luann on.
[27:14] Speaker 1: The phone frequently.
[27:16] Speaker 2: I'm like, she was in the mix.
[27:17] Speaker 1: But Luann couldn't even explain it because she had to
[27:19] Speaker 1: go back to herself.
[27:21] Speaker 2: She was wasted.
[27:23] Speaker 1: She was lit. Yeah. But you realize they haven't even
[27:26] Speaker 1: gone to their night occasion yet.
[27:29] Speaker 2: Oh, she's going to be a mess. I mean, she's
[27:32] Speaker 2: annoying the shit out of everybody already.
[27:34] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[27:35] Speaker 2: And I think it was like Portia. She's like, Luann,
[27:37] Speaker 2: God damn it. Shut the fuck.
[27:41] Speaker 1: Up.
[27:41] Speaker 2: I'm like, okay.
[27:44] Speaker 1: But don't worry, Luann doesn't shut up. She doesn't.
[27:46] Speaker 2: What are your thoughts on Giselle bringing up? I mean,
[27:50] Speaker 2: this girl just digs deep for any kind of information
[27:53] Speaker 2: she can bring, right? She brought up that she was
[27:57] Speaker 2: friends with Whitney and that Whitney told her a while
[28:01] Speaker 2: ago that Lisa talks to the blogs and basically said, like,
[28:05] Speaker 2: if anything comes out about this show, I know it's you.
[28:08] Speaker 1: I know that was a lot. That was pretty intense,
[28:13] Speaker 1: especially because now I've because of that comment all over
[28:17] Speaker 1: Instagram and saying the only people that could have potentially
[28:20] Speaker 1: leaked things to the blogs. Were Monica and Whitney.
[28:26] Speaker 2: Oh, really?
[28:26] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[28:27] Speaker 2: So it's saying that on the blogs right now?
[28:29] Speaker 1: Yeah, that's everywhere.
[28:31] Speaker 2: I mean, did you think that it was something she
[28:33] Speaker 2: should have brought up?
[28:35] Speaker 1: I think it was just like, it doesn't really matter
[28:37] Speaker 1: at this point. And then they're like, we know if
[28:39] Speaker 1: anything comes out about this trip, it was you. Yeah.
[28:43] Speaker 2: Did anything come out?
[28:44] Speaker 1: No.
[28:45] Speaker 2: I don't remember anything coming out.
[28:46] Speaker 1: I don't remember anything coming out except for like pictures
[28:49] Speaker 1: that people would like.
[28:50] Speaker 2: Yeah. And they were very lax with that. Like, cast
[28:53] Speaker 2: were just posting pictures.
[28:54] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[28:55] Speaker 2: I think.
[28:56] Speaker 1: And what would come out? Like, who... Which housewives were there?
[29:01] Speaker 1: We already knew.
[29:02] Speaker 2: Yeah. Details, maybe. I don't know. I mean, it actually
[29:06] Speaker 2: hypes the audience up a little bit.
[29:08] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[29:08] Speaker 2: When they see pictures and things like that.
[29:11] Speaker 1: Well, Giselle's not done talking about Lisa being late. Oh, yeah.
[29:16] Speaker 1: Portia swoops in to back her up. Meanwhile... Luann is
[29:19] Speaker 1: adding her own commentary under her breath. She just can't
[29:23] Speaker 1: stop herself. She can't shut up. She can't stop herself.
[29:27] Speaker 1: Lisa takes accountability, saying she was wrong 100%. This is
[29:30] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[29:30] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[29:31] Speaker 1: what I don't get. If you were wrong 100%, why
[29:33] Speaker 1: couldn't you have just gone in and say, I'm sorry?
[29:36] Speaker 2: Well, I don't understand her, like, I don't want to
[29:38] Speaker 2: fake apologizing.
[29:53] Speaker 1: It shouldn't be a fake apology because you actually did
[29:55] Speaker 1: something wrong.
[29:56] Speaker 2: Right.
[29:57] Speaker 1: It's not like you and I could agree to disagree
[30:00] Speaker 1: on something. Being late is like you're fucking late. Yeah.
[30:04] Speaker 1: Like that's exactly what happened. It's annoying and it's rude.
[30:08] Speaker 1: And especially when a whole bunch of people are on a,
[30:10] Speaker 1: probably a hot bus waiting for you. And like Giselle
[30:14] Speaker 1: certainly hadn't gotten glam that day. Her hair was like
[30:17] Speaker 1: up in like a ponytail everywhere.
[30:19] Speaker 2: Well, it came out, I think it was Vicky said,
[30:22] Speaker 2: we waited because she was getting glammed. Yeah. So she had,
[30:26] Speaker 2: you know, tossed her words around in the last episode
[30:30] Speaker 2: and said that she got glammed at 4.30 in the
[30:32] Speaker 2: morning and Then there was a different story. So she
[30:36] Speaker 2: was getting glammed. That's why she was late.
[30:38] Speaker 1: She was getting glammed, which is so surprising to me
[30:40] Speaker 1: because like in that episode where she was talking with Teresa,
[30:44] Speaker 1: where clearly she had already been glammed, but she didn't
[30:46] Speaker 1: have her lips done yet. And I was like, what?
[30:49] Speaker 1: Hold on. For someone who wants to be glammed all
[30:51] Speaker 1: the time, you're going to go in with nude lips
[30:53] Speaker 1: like that?
[30:54] Speaker 2: How about like if I don't want to get glammed,
[30:56] Speaker 2: I just put a baseball hat on.
[30:59] Speaker 1: Look at us both today. Like right now. Yeah.
[31:01] Speaker 2: I get up in the morning.
[31:03] Speaker 1: Right now I'm.
[31:04] Speaker 2: Using that tretinoin cream on my face. And so I
[31:09] Speaker 2: know it's a process. So last night was the second
[31:12] Speaker 2: night in a row and I woke up this morning.
[31:14] Speaker 2: I'm like, God, you just like shrink your pores instantly
[31:16] Speaker 2: and makes it look nice. And then you start turning
[31:19] Speaker 2: red and then it's going to start peeling and burning
[31:22] Speaker 2: and all that shit. So I'm like, okay, here's the
[31:24] Speaker 2: process trying to get this skin looking good.
[31:26] Speaker 1: For the reunion. Yeah, I know. Mine is like, it's good.
[31:31] Speaker 1: I think cause it's like, been more dry than normal.
[31:33] Speaker 1: Like I've been like caking off of my face.
[31:37] Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just mine could roll right off starting to
[31:39] Speaker 2: feel a little raw.
[31:43] Speaker 1: But then Giselle shares that Salt Lake City women all
[31:46] Speaker 1: told her Lisa talks to the blog. Listen, if I
[31:50] Speaker 1: never have to hear the word blogs again when it
[31:52] Speaker 1: comes to this group. And do you think they really do?
[31:58] Speaker 2: There was one episode, remember, where they were talking to one.
[32:01] Speaker 2: Was it Whitney talking to one in a car?
[32:03] Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Was that up and Adam?
[32:06] Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so.
[32:10] Speaker 1: So, I mean, clearly she's talking to blogs, but.
[32:14] Speaker 2: It's one thing to be like, you know, if they
[32:16] Speaker 2: reach out and go, oh, you did a great job
[32:18] Speaker 2: this episode or whatever. Oh, thank you. So great. Whatever.
[32:21] Speaker 1: Whatever.
[32:22] Speaker 2: But it's another thing to, you know.
[32:24] Speaker 1: Have them on speed dial and calling them with all
[32:26] Speaker 1: of your ins and outs. That's very different. Like responding
[32:30] Speaker 1: to a DM like, thanks for having my back or
[32:33] Speaker 1: whatever it may be.
[32:35] Speaker 2: I think probably every single one of them do that.
[32:38] Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, they probably have their favorite content creators
[32:43] Speaker 1: that they say thank you to.
[32:45] Speaker 2: Yeah, Pink Pop Box is always very sweet and kind
[32:47] Speaker 2: to me and I always thank him. You see Kyle commenting.
[32:52] Speaker 2: He loves kind of the OG girls on his show.
[32:56] Speaker 1: Yeah, he's nice. He's very nice. But then Vicky tries
[33:00] Speaker 1: to do a toast, but Luann cannot stop interrupting her. No.
[33:06] Speaker 1: She can't even get, and Vicky's even like, I'm trying
[33:10] Speaker 1: to do this fast. Like, this isn't even going to
[33:12] Speaker 1: be a long toast. Can you just zip it for
[33:14] Speaker 1: a second? This is the first time where I've wanted
[33:17] Speaker 1: Vicky to say zip it.
[33:18] Speaker 2: Well, then Luann goes, well, time means everything, darling. And
[33:21] Speaker 2: we're like, yeah, that's rich. Shut up.
[33:24] Speaker 1: And then she goes, yeah, because I need to put
[33:25] Speaker 1: my lotion on.
[33:30] Speaker 2: You can't make this shit up. And she's good for
[33:33] Speaker 2: reality TV. That is for sure. I don't know of
[33:37] Speaker 2: any other housewife that's like that. No.
[33:40] Speaker 1: But then they all kind of get up to leave.
[33:42] Speaker 1: Of course, Luanne can't find her shoes. But Teresa finds
[33:48] Speaker 1: Lisa crying in the bathroom. She thinks that the Salt
[33:50] Speaker 1: Lake City women don't want her to have a good
[33:52] Speaker 1: time on the trip.
[33:53] Speaker 2: Why do you think she's bringing this up? Is it
[33:56] Speaker 2: because of what Giselle said?
[33:59] Speaker 1: Yeah, I think she's upset that the girls kind of
[34:02] Speaker 1: came at her and said that you talked to the blogs.
[34:05] Speaker 2: She held herself pretty well. Like she didn't yell or
[34:09] Speaker 2: She's like, no, I don't. What makes you think that? Well,
[34:14] Speaker 2: I think that she was holding in tears. That's why
[34:18] Speaker 2: she didn't get mad. Oh, and then so she left and.
[34:22] Speaker 1: Then they came out. Because then you could tell she's like,
[34:25] Speaker 1: Teresa's like, are you okay? And she's like, no.
[34:27] Speaker 2: Don't talk to me right now.
[34:28] Speaker 1: Give me a moment. Give me a moment. Let me
[34:31] Speaker 1: have my bathroom, cry, and leave me alone. Yeah.
[34:34] Speaker 2: I mean, her cast did. Like, I couldn't imagine being...
[34:41] Speaker 2: one of these, you know, events and going up to
[34:43] Speaker 2: Giselle and everybody and talking about saying horrible things about
[34:47] Speaker 2: Vicky while she is a main cast member on the show. Yeah.
[34:51] Speaker 2: I mean, it's like, what?
[34:53] Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't make any sense.
[34:55] Speaker 2: I mean, if anybody should be getting shit on, it's
[34:57] Speaker 2: Heather and the Salt Lake City girls for doing that
[35:00] Speaker 2: to their own cast member.
[35:01] Speaker 1: Yeah, like, let her have her.
[35:04] Speaker 2: But it's much more fun to shit on me.
[35:06] Speaker 1: But I think it was fun. I mean, I think it,
[35:09] Speaker 1: like Lisa said, like, they just don't want me to
[35:11] Speaker 1: enjoy myself. They're so jealous that people are going to
[35:15] Speaker 1: see a different side to me. But the problem is,
[35:18] Speaker 1: the more that she feels their jealousy, the more that
[35:20] Speaker 1: we're seeing the wrong side of her. Yeah.
[35:23] Speaker 2: And just to go back to the beginning about celebrating
[35:27] Speaker 2: all that, it would have been nice to see Vicky, like,
[35:32] Speaker 2: celebrate Gina Keough. You know, Gina Keough was the very,
[35:35] Speaker 2: she was the first choice.
[35:37] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[35:37] Speaker 2: She was the real OG. They were going, you can
[35:40] Speaker 2: read it in the book, the Housewife book. They were
[35:42] Speaker 2: going to do a show around her and her family.
[35:45] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[35:46] Speaker 2: And then they cast from that, which Vicki happened to
[35:49] Speaker 2: be a neighbor of Gina Keough. To celebrate Gina Keough, Jo,
[35:53] Speaker 2: Jo was original, some of the originals up there, but
[35:56] Speaker 2: instead she chose to do a shrine for Gretchen and
[35:59] Speaker 2: Slade and Luanne and broke the pictures and stuff.
[36:03] Speaker 1: Yeah. Like it, it was all, I don't know.
[36:06] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[36:06] Speaker 1: But then Vicky is hammered in the sprinter ride home. Oh,
[36:11] Speaker 1: I love seeing this. Giselle talk about Luann being too much.
[36:17] Speaker 2: I mean, Vicky is drunk and funny and everybody's like, yes,
[36:21] Speaker 2: that is what we're waiting for. She's like, you can't
[36:23] Speaker 2: just whoop it up whenever you want. I can't just
[36:26] Speaker 2: turn it on. It has to be a feeling of
[36:29] Speaker 2: whooping it up.
[36:30] Speaker 1: Yeah. And now I have a feeling and now it's great.
[36:33] Speaker 1: But I'm like, oh, no, she's not going to make
[36:34] Speaker 1: it to tonight. And then meanwhile, in the other car,
[36:37] Speaker 1: Luann talks Teresa and Lisa's ears off. Hold on. When
[36:41] Speaker 1: she started singing all of her songs to them and
[36:44] Speaker 1: she's like, look, it's like every single one of my
[36:46] Speaker 1: songs has a reason for. I was like, please, Luann. Yeah.
[36:52] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[36:53] Speaker 1: And, you know, I love Luann, but that was.
[36:55] Speaker 2: Hey, she's good TV. Like I said, if it wasn't
[36:58] Speaker 2: for Luann, we wouldn't have had much. We'd be talking
[37:01] Speaker 2: about how Tamara and Shannon ruined Orange County party.
[37:04] Speaker 1: Yeah, that's all we would have had.
[37:06] Speaker 2: I thank you, Luann.
[37:09] Speaker 1: Thank you, Luann.
[37:10] Speaker 2: From one housewife that has the most seasons to date,
[37:15] Speaker 2: celebrate my ass, bitches. Oh, my God.
[37:19] Speaker 1: Celebrate my ass. That's going to be what they're going
[37:22] Speaker 1: to pick up.
[37:23] Speaker 2: Yeah. You want to celebrate somebody, celebrate me.
[37:31] Speaker 1: Let's do some celebration on Tamra.
[37:33] Speaker 2: Yeah, that'll never happen.
[37:35] Speaker 1: Congratulations, Tam.
[37:37] Speaker 2: I'm not appreciated enough to be celebrated. We'll just put
[37:39] Speaker 2: it that way.
[37:41] Speaker 1: That's all right.
[37:42] Speaker 2: I'm okay with it.
[37:46] Speaker 1: But yeah, I mean, the episode was good. I think
[37:48] Speaker 1: we get to see a lot. I'm more excited once
[37:50] Speaker 1: we get to see more of the Miami girls.
[37:54] Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's going to be fun.
[37:56] Speaker 1: Yeah, because we read some stuff about Miami that's up
[37:59] Speaker 1: to date. Like apparently Alexia and Todd are back together. Oh, yeah.
[38:04] Speaker 2: We're going to talk about that in our headlines.
[38:06] Speaker 1: Oh, we're going to talk about that in our headlines. Yeah. Okay.
[38:08] Speaker 2: So make sure you guys tune in to Housewife headlines
[38:11] Speaker 2: that we're going to be doing after this.
[38:13] Speaker 1: Yeah, make sure. All right. Thanks, guys, for tuning in
[38:16] Speaker 1: to another episode of Two Teas in a Pod. Follow us,
[38:19] Speaker 1: like us, comment, do all the things, and we'll keep
[38:22] Speaker 1: showing up. Yeah.
[38:24] Speaker 2: Can't kill us. We're like cockroaches.
[38:26] Speaker 1: We're like cockroaches. You just can't get rid of us.
[38:29] Speaker 2: Can't get rid of us. It's kind of like herpes.
[38:36] Speaker 2: Where are the herpes?
[38:39] Speaker 1: The twat herpes.
[38:40] Speaker 2: Oh, God. You just made it way worse. Don't I always? Yes.
[38:46] Speaker 1: Oh, my gosh.
[38:47] Speaker 2: All right.
[38:47] Speaker 1: Well, I'll talk to you soon. Bye. Bye.

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