# Twots Don’t Do Substack… (RHONY Recap)

An episode of [Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1477524410), 21 Oct 2026, 1 h 02 min.

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Yahoo blasts Tamra for poking fun at Teddi’s younger boyfriend, and Teddi reveals how Valley Boy found out about her upper bleph. Plus, what does Tamra swear she’ll NEVER do to Teddi, and since when is Rubin’s age breaking news?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

## Transcript

[0:02] Speaker 1: Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and Tamara Judge.
[0:10] Speaker 2: Hi, guys.
[0:10] Speaker 3: Welcome to another episode of Two Teas in a Pod
[0:12] Speaker 3: with myself, Teddy Mellencamp and Tamara Judge.
[0:15] Speaker 4: Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey.
[0:17] Speaker 3: So we're going to recap Real Housewives of New York,
[0:20] Speaker 3: season 16, episode 7.
[0:22] Speaker 4: First, we got to do a little host recap.
[0:24] Speaker 3: Okay. Okay.
[0:25] Speaker 4: I got busted. What's going on in your life? You
[0:27] Speaker 4: got busted.
[0:28] Speaker 3: What?
[0:28] Speaker 4: By the cops, by the popo jail. No, I'm not interested.
[0:32] Speaker 3: I'm not Karen Hugard. I am not doing a color
[0:35] Speaker 3: purple themed party. Um, I did, however, get it. I
[0:40] Speaker 3: was dead asleep last night.
[0:42] Speaker 4: Yeah.
[0:42] Speaker 3: I get a text message like around 10 o'clock from
[0:45] Speaker 3: the Valley guy. And he writes, the fuck is an
[0:49] Speaker 3: upper bluff, but spelled B L E F F.
[0:52] Speaker 4: Well, I don't know how to spell it either. Um,
[0:56] Speaker 4: How would you went to Temecula with him? How did
[0:59] Speaker 4: he not look at your eyes? Well, this is one
[1:03] Speaker 4: thing I will say in his defense.
[1:05] Speaker 3: Leading up to Temecula, I said, don't watch my Insta
[1:10] Speaker 3: stories the next couple of days. I'm doing a lot
[1:12] Speaker 3: of paid posts and I'm embarrassed. So I did tell
[1:15] Speaker 3: him that leading up to it.
[1:17] Speaker 4: Oh, just if somebody tells me not to, if Eddie
[1:20] Speaker 4: comes to me and says, don't watch my Instagram stories,
[1:23] Speaker 4: it's the first fucking thing I'm going to be doing.
[1:25] Speaker 4: I am going to be over time watching his stories. Well,
[1:29] Speaker 4: I would have had.
[1:30] Speaker 5: Set an alarm to watch the damn stories.
[1:32] Speaker 3: Well, and he told me, he goes, now that you
[1:33] Speaker 3: told me not to watch the stories, of course, I'm
[1:35] Speaker 3: going to watch the stories.
[1:36] Speaker 5: So I just assumed he's watching the damn story.
[1:38] Speaker 4: That's not even what concerns me the most. He was
[1:41] Speaker 4: physically with you four days after you had it done
[1:44] Speaker 4: and he didn't notice anything was weird. Did you wear
[1:48] Speaker 4: glasses the entire time?
[1:50] Speaker 5: I wore glasses during the day. I had sunglasses on
[1:54] Speaker 5: during the day.
[1:54] Speaker 4: And at night you were reading glasses. And then, no,
[1:57] Speaker 4: at night I didn't even wear glasses.
[1:58] Speaker 3: I just put a little.
[2:00] Speaker 5: Sharma's going to get mad at me.
[2:02] Speaker 3: My doctor's going to get mad at me. She told
[2:03] Speaker 3: me not to do this. But I put a little
[2:06] Speaker 3: bit of concealer on my bruising.
[2:10] Speaker 4: That's it.
[2:10] Speaker 3: But, like, you can't... I mean, I don't have makeup
[2:13] Speaker 3: on right now, but, like, you can't tell that I had, like.
[2:15] Speaker 4: You can't see a scar or anything.
[2:16] Speaker 3: You can tell my eyes are a little swollen.
[2:18] Speaker 4: Yeah.
[2:19] Speaker 3: You'll have a.
[2:19] Speaker 4: Fine little scar there as it heals. It's just... You...
[2:24] Speaker 4: It's quick. One week, like you get stitches out very
[2:27] Speaker 4: quickly because the skin on your eyes is so thin
[2:29] Speaker 4: and there's no, I don't even think there's nerve endings
[2:31] Speaker 4: in it.
[2:32] Speaker 3: Yeah. Like it didn't hurt at all.
[2:34] Speaker 4: Yeah. It's the least painless. I mean, people do it awake.
[2:38] Speaker 3: Well, he's like, well, then I said, well, thanks a
[2:41] Speaker 3: lot for not noticing how hot I look with my
[2:44] Speaker 3: new upper bluff. He's like, one, I don't know what
[2:46] Speaker 3: an upper bluff is. Two, I assume that once you
[2:49] Speaker 3: have surgery.
[2:49] Speaker 4: He's like, I just graduated high school. Do you think
[2:51] Speaker 4: I know what an upper bluff is? She just slipped
[2:56] Speaker 4: me off.
[3:00] Speaker 3: Just hold this up the duration of the episode.
[3:03] Speaker 4: Eddie gets Google alerts, right?
[3:05] Speaker 3: For me.
[3:07] Speaker 4: And he said, oh, there's a Google alert. It says,
[3:11] Speaker 4: Tamara calls out Teddy about her concerns about... Teddy dating
[3:16] Speaker 4: young men. And I'm like, I know.
[3:18] Speaker 3: And I'm like this posted it.
[3:21] Speaker 4: So I'm like, Oh, what is it? Reality blurb. And
[3:24] Speaker 4: he's like, no Yahoo. It's on the front of Yahoo.
[3:28] Speaker 2: And I go, I've been trying to cover that one.
[3:31] Speaker 3: I mean, I hope I'm sure the valet guy will
[3:33] Speaker 3: listen to this too, but the panic struck me update
[3:39] Speaker 3: on Teddy's love life. Yeah.
[3:41] Speaker 4: But then the pant, then I got panic stricken. stricken
[3:44] Speaker 4: stricken stricken and and I'm like shit did I like
[3:47] Speaker 4: have too many drinks and say it somewhere did I
[3:49] Speaker 4: say it on watch what happens live did I do
[3:52] Speaker 4: I who was I talking to he's like who were
[3:54] Speaker 4: you talking to you it was you and I'm like
[3:58] Speaker 4: oh god so stupid well I have slept in uh
[4:03] Speaker 4: four beds in one week um we ended up leaving
[4:07] Speaker 4: my mom's house I know I'm a ho leaving my
[4:10] Speaker 4: mom's house And she had a bunch of boxes in
[4:14] Speaker 4: the garage and we were just going to go straight home.
[4:17] Speaker 4: And Eddie's like, well, we'll take these to Big Bear
[4:19] Speaker 4: because our house closes on Thursday and she's coming out
[4:22] Speaker 4: on Friday. So we took a little detour, came to
[4:26] Speaker 4: Big Bear, put the boxes in our garage, spend the
[4:29] Speaker 4: night doing the podcast, the second one, and now going
[4:34] Speaker 4: back to Orange County, going to be there for a
[4:36] Speaker 4: few days, then back up to Big Bear for October.
[4:38] Speaker 3: Why did you have to go back to Orange County?
[4:41] Speaker 4: Well, because I have two sponsor posters here and all
[4:43] Speaker 4: the products are at my other house. And my... And Oktoberfest,
[4:50] Speaker 4: all like I ordered a bunch of stuff for that.
[4:53] Speaker 4: Like I got, you know, Eddie's costume and it's all
[4:56] Speaker 4: at the house in boxes.
[4:57] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[4:58] Speaker 4: So we have to go back. Our plan was never
[5:00] Speaker 4: to come here until Friday. Anyway.
[5:02] Speaker 3: You had wanted to drop off all the boxes.
[5:04] Speaker 4: Yeah.
[5:04] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[5:04] Speaker 4: So we dropped that off. But so, yes. So the
[5:08] Speaker 4: house closes on... Thursday. And then contractors coming on Thursday
[5:13] Speaker 4: to come see what I want done. And hopefully we
[5:15] Speaker 4: can get... It's just all cosmetic stuff. I mean, luckily,
[5:19] Speaker 4: the roof is brand new. The flooring is brand new.
[5:22] Speaker 4: The entire house is painted. So the rest is just cosmetic.
[5:24] Speaker 3: So you don't have much to do.
[5:26] Speaker 4: Not much. Just cosmetic stuff.
[5:28] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[5:28] Speaker 4: But you're so good at that. That's natural for you.
[5:31] Speaker 4: That would take me years.
[5:33] Speaker 3: Really?
[5:33] Speaker 4: But I literally am on... computer constantly looking at different, Oh,
[5:37] Speaker 4: maybe I want to do this color.
[5:38] Speaker 3: I don't know.
[5:38] Speaker 4: I can go that way, but I love doing it.
[5:40] Speaker 4: So it's fun for me. What websites do you go
[5:42] Speaker 4: on to do this? I go on Pinterest and look
[5:45] Speaker 4: at different, like I get ideas in my head. And
[5:47] Speaker 4: then like one of the bathrooms, and I don't know
[5:50] Speaker 4: if I'm going to replace it, but it has pale
[5:52] Speaker 4: pink tile in it, in the shower. Now, if there's
[5:55] Speaker 4: no shower door on it. So my, I normally would
[5:58] Speaker 4: put a glass shower door on it, but with pink tile,
[6:01] Speaker 4: I'm not going to do that. I don't know if
[6:03] Speaker 4: I'm going to do the tile right away. So I
[6:05] Speaker 4: got on Pinterest and I'm like, how can I decorate
[6:08] Speaker 4: a bathroom with pale pink tile in the shower? And
[6:11] Speaker 4: then it came up with all these great ideas. I'm like,
[6:13] Speaker 4: oh my God, this looks great. So I have to
[6:15] Speaker 4: get in there and see the quality of the tile
[6:18] Speaker 4: and if it's worth keeping for a little bit.
[6:21] Speaker 3: Yeah, if it's worth salvaging.
[6:22] Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm picking and choosing what I'm doing. So we'll see. Well,
[6:27] Speaker 4: you got to show us before and afters.
[6:29] Speaker 3: Oh, I will.
[6:29] Speaker 4: I will. And then my Bryce Sanders, I think, interview
[6:32] Speaker 4: might come out today, the second half of it. So
[6:35] Speaker 4: he came to Big Bear a couple weeks ago. He
[6:37] Speaker 4: interviewed me out on the deck. And then he came
[6:40] Speaker 4: in and we did just a little walk around the
[6:41] Speaker 4: house and a little chat. So we got a little
[6:44] Speaker 4: house tour. Got a little house tour.
[6:46] Speaker 3: Okay, well, that's going to be fun. So make sure, everybody,
[6:49] Speaker 3: you tune into that. Because one, we love Bryce Sander. Two,
[6:53] Speaker 3: we love Tamara.
[6:54] Speaker 4: Three, we love.
[6:56] Speaker 3: And, you know, the house tour. Yeah.
[6:58] Speaker 4: Everyone loves the house tour. And they asked for before pictures.
[7:01] Speaker 4: So I'm assuming they're going to put those in there
[7:03] Speaker 4: so everyone can see what a great 1980s. Yeah.
[7:08] Speaker 3: Getting it done. Well, I did tell you, remember when
[7:11] Speaker 3: you were looking at that one house? I did tell
[7:13] Speaker 3: you I didn't buy it, right?
[7:15] Speaker 4: Oh, how did it look?
[7:15] Speaker 3: But I couldn't see.
[7:17] Speaker 4: It's amazing, but you can't see. It's so far up
[7:20] Speaker 4: and there's a gate. So you can't see anything.
[7:23] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[7:24] Speaker 4: I mean, it's still on the market. Still on the market.
[7:28] Speaker 4: It's a dream. And I did the math for you.
[7:31] Speaker 3: I was like, okay, now let's drive to the grocery
[7:34] Speaker 3: store and now let's drive here and let's see how
[7:36] Speaker 3: long it would take her to get to these places.
[7:38] Speaker 4: Five minutes. Oh, that's not bad. That's not bad at all.
[7:41] Speaker 3: Yeah, five minutes.
[7:43] Speaker 4: I thought if we moved to like a house up
[7:46] Speaker 4: on a hill in Temecula that we'd be closer to
[7:48] Speaker 4: Big Bear too. No, it's farther. Yeah. Well, Temecula's... Yeah,
[7:53] Speaker 4: I know. It's like San Diego County.
[7:55] Speaker 3: Because I don't think we really understand where Temecula is.
[7:57] Speaker 4: I don't. I really don't. People have asked me multiple times.
[8:01] Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't know.
[8:02] Speaker 4: And Valley Guy grew up there.
[8:04] Speaker 3: Yeah, Valley Guy grew up there. So he showed a
[8:07] Speaker 3: bunch of local spots.
[8:10] Speaker 4: And his family is there.
[8:12] Speaker 3: Yeah, his family is there.
[8:13] Speaker 4: His family is there.
[8:23] Speaker 5: Let's get into a little bit of New York now.
[8:26] Speaker 3: We're at night two of... Why would anybody name an
[8:30] Speaker 3: island Mosquito Island?
[8:31] Speaker 4: I was just going to say that because I get
[8:33] Speaker 4: eaten alive by mosquitoes. And if somebody goes, you want
[8:35] Speaker 4: to go to Mosquito Island?
[8:36] Speaker 3: I'd be like, no.
[8:38] Speaker 4: Just like Haley said when Cy goes, are you vaping?
[8:39] Speaker 3: She goes, no.
[8:47] Speaker 4: No she's like it's.
[8:49] Speaker 3: A different type of smoke is coming out of her
[8:53] Speaker 3: mouth and we're seeing the vape right here and she's
[8:55] Speaker 3: like no.
[8:56] Speaker 4: Are you maybe no i'm like oh my god this
[8:59] Speaker 4: girl's a great liar we're like oh okay and we
[9:04] Speaker 4: see later on in the episode that people this didn't
[9:07] Speaker 4: help her case because people are not believing her.
[9:10] Speaker 3: No they're not believing her i I mean, there's a lot.
[9:13] Speaker 3: It starts out size in bed, icing her knee, but
[9:17] Speaker 3: Haley and her strap on come to secure the ice pack. Okay.
[9:23] Speaker 4: It wasn't like a strap on, right?
[9:25] Speaker 3: It was just like a, no, she was, they were
[9:27] Speaker 3: making jokes about it being strapped on, strapping it on.
[9:30] Speaker 4: Cause I had to rewind it. And I'm like, how, like,
[9:33] Speaker 4: what do you mean it's strapped? Anyway, cause it was joke.
[9:37] Speaker 4: They were trying to be funny.
[9:38] Speaker 3: Um, Meanwhile, Daisy is yet again complaining about the food,
[9:43] Speaker 3: saying her mojono has worn off and she's starving. She
[9:47] Speaker 3: has complained about shit a lot.
[9:49] Speaker 4: She's a little bit of a... She's a little snooty.
[9:52] Speaker 3: Right?
[9:53] Speaker 4: Don't you think?
[9:54] Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, for somebody who is gets super offended
[9:59] Speaker 3: by the jokes that she makes about her own home
[10:03] Speaker 3: yeah I'm shocked that she is consistently complaining like you're
[10:07] Speaker 3: it's clear she's used to traveling with Martha Stewart yeah
[10:12] Speaker 3: yeah like well that means she's getting all of that
[10:18] Speaker 3: same treatment.
[10:19] Speaker 5: She's not used to cockroaches in her room. She's not
[10:22] Speaker 5: used to making her own coffee, Tamara.
[10:24] Speaker 4: I know. Are you okay with cockroaches?
[10:27] Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm okay with cockroaches.
[10:28] Speaker 4: Yeah, there's bugs, but I think for people that maybe
[10:34] Speaker 4: grew up in areas that weren't that great or they
[10:36] Speaker 4: didn't have a lot of money and they had cockroaches
[10:38] Speaker 4: in their house are very triggering to them.
[10:41] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[10:41] Speaker 4: Very triggering. We were also those those.
[10:44] Speaker 3: Little cockroaches aren't the main cockroaches that I don't like.
[10:48] Speaker 3: Those are like the little teeny ones. I don't like
[10:49] Speaker 3: the ones that have the big.
[10:52] Speaker 4: We were at IHOP one time, Eddie and I, and
[10:57] Speaker 4: a cockroach walked across the table and he's like, we're
[11:00] Speaker 4: out of here. I go, well, come on. It's just
[11:02] Speaker 4: a cockroach. We're out of here. Got up in the
[11:04] Speaker 4: middle and just walked out.
[11:06] Speaker 3: Well, I feel like I would be more offended with
[11:09] Speaker 3: a hair in my food than a cockroach across the table.
[11:13] Speaker 4: They're both kind of gross, actually.
[11:15] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[11:16] Speaker 4: But it kind of felt like to me... Especially at
[11:18] Speaker 4: course curly hair.
[11:19] Speaker 3: Ew, stop it. When you're eating eggs and then all
[11:24] Speaker 3: of a sudden you're like, what is this?
[11:25] Speaker 4: It wouldn't be Karen's hair. She had that. Shit lays
[11:30] Speaker 4: it off.
[11:31] Speaker 3: At least we know. But it kind of felt like
[11:35] Speaker 3: Daisy was on more than Manjaro this episode.
[11:38] Speaker 4: She was so.
[11:41] Speaker 3: just on one. I was like, what, what are you taking?
[11:44] Speaker 4: Well, Jessica calls it the Povitt gay rumor. Ruth lists.
[11:48] Speaker 4: It's been such a day. We have a broken knee.
[11:51] Speaker 4: And I found out my husband is gay. You know,
[11:53] Speaker 4: she didn't bug me this episode. Jessel. I thought that
[11:56] Speaker 4: was funny lines. I thought it was funny too.
[11:59] Speaker 3: Um, And like kind of her delivery of saying it,
[12:03] Speaker 3: like it was just like, oh, it's been such a day. Yeah.
[12:06] Speaker 3: You know, first we have a broken knee and.
[12:10] Speaker 4: My husband's gay.
[12:12] Speaker 3: She was joking. She was joking.
[12:14] Speaker 4: It was very likable.
[12:16] Speaker 3: But this is what I didn't really understand. I keep
[12:20] Speaker 3: saying the rumor is despicable.
[12:23] Speaker 4: But is being gay despicable, Cy?
[12:26] Speaker 3: Like, stop.
[12:28] Speaker 4: Well, if the rumor is despicable. I get cheating on
[12:30] Speaker 4: your wife is. But if it's so despicable, why did
[12:33] Speaker 4: you bring it up on national television?
[12:36] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[12:37] Speaker 4: You're the one that brought it up.
[12:38] Speaker 5: You're the one that called your glam squad to talk
[12:40] Speaker 5: about it.
[12:41] Speaker 3: Right. And this is something that you guys found out
[12:43] Speaker 3: years ago.
[12:44] Speaker 4: And then Erin was right when she says, and yes,
[12:46] Speaker 4: I'm sticking up for Erin again. She says, Sai is
[12:47] Speaker 4: hurting Jessel more by bringing it up than Jessel is just,
[12:52] Speaker 4: Jessel is just collateral damage. That's all she is. Actually,
[12:55] Speaker 4: Jessel's husband is collateral damage. And you know what?
[12:59] Speaker 3: The amount that I think he cares by being called gay,
[13:02] Speaker 3: I feel like is a zero.
[13:04] Speaker 4: Like Eddie, too. He was like, I don't give a shit.
[13:07] Speaker 4: Go for it.
[13:08] Speaker 3: Like, if that's the drama you need. And I mean,
[13:11] Speaker 3: I love even the fact that she's like, he doesn't
[13:12] Speaker 3: have an Equinox membership. And then I'm like, he's got
[13:16] Speaker 3: his dad, buddy. He would be like, Equinox memberships.
[13:20] Speaker 4: I'd be calling.
[13:21] Speaker 3: I'd be like, does someone named Povit have a membership here?
[13:28] Speaker 4: Well, I agree with Erin, too. She thinks Sai is
[13:30] Speaker 4: just getting back at her for bringing up the gay
[13:32] Speaker 4: rumor that Erin told her in confidence. She just thinks
[13:34] Speaker 4: she's like, you know, you say something, I'm going to
[13:38] Speaker 4: say something. But I think what Sai said was so
[13:40] Speaker 4: much worse. I mean, if Erin did mention to somebody
[13:44] Speaker 4: that they were having problems in their marriage, it is
[13:46] Speaker 4: being put on national TV. She is talking about her separation.
[13:51] Speaker 4: So it's not like it's a huge secret. And it
[13:54] Speaker 4: wasn't like Erin's like, oh, sure, by the way. do more.
[13:58] Speaker 4: I want to let you know.
[13:59] Speaker 3: No, it's one. It's all over the place to size
[14:03] Speaker 3: response to, um, Jenna was, Oh, did you see it
[14:07] Speaker 3: all over the news?
[14:08] Speaker 4: And she's like, no, I saw, I heard through a friend.
[14:11] Speaker 3: Yeah. Like, but that means it's all over the news
[14:14] Speaker 3: at that point. So who do you, why do you care?
[14:17] Speaker 4: Who told you is bringing up a rumor as bad
[14:20] Speaker 4: as making up.
[14:21] Speaker 5: A rumor, bringing up a rumor and, That is not
[14:26] Speaker 5: out there.
[14:27] Speaker 3: I think what Cy did was worse than what Aaron did.
[14:32] Speaker 4: Yeah, for sure. But do you think, do you think
[14:35] Speaker 4: spreading a rumor or rumors are rumor? People hear a
[14:39] Speaker 4: story and they're like, oh shit. And then I call
[14:40] Speaker 4: you and you tell it and you tell Kyle and
[14:42] Speaker 4: then Kyle tells whoever, like that's what happens. That's like,
[14:45] Speaker 4: it's almost human nature. It kind of is.
[14:51] Speaker 3: We can't help ourselves. Sometimes we got to spread the,
[14:54] Speaker 3: sometimes the rumors are too juicy.
[14:56] Speaker 4: But is it a rumor if it's true?
[15:00] Speaker 3: Well, I think also if somebody says to you, don't
[15:03] Speaker 3: say anything to anyone, like there's sometimes you and.
[15:06] Speaker 4: I will share a rumor that like, yeah. Don't tell anybody. Yeah.
[15:11] Speaker 3: So it's one thing if somebody says, don't tell anybody,
[15:15] Speaker 3: but like there's some shit I share with you that
[15:17] Speaker 3: I like read on the internet.
[15:18] Speaker 5: I don't care if you share it with somebody else.
[15:20] Speaker 4: I don't share things that we talk about privately.
[15:24] Speaker 3: No, but, like, you know, it's very clear what our
[15:29] Speaker 3: private conversations are versus stuff that, like, makes no difference
[15:32] Speaker 3: to me if you shared it or not.
[15:34] Speaker 4: Right, right, right, right.
[15:36] Speaker 3: But I'm not sure that Psy continuing to say that
[15:42] Speaker 3: Povit being gay is despicable as bad as spreading the rumor. Like,
[15:48] Speaker 3: I just don't.
[15:49] Speaker 4: Well, Carol said she heard the rumor years and she's
[15:52] Speaker 4: been hearing it for years, even from her sales associate
[15:55] Speaker 4: from The RealReal, but never from Erin. I'm like, oh, no,
[15:58] Speaker 4: not the sales associate from The RealReal.
[16:00] Speaker 3: Hell no. I mean, between this and like Daisy at
[16:07] Speaker 3: the store, I'm like, The RealReal is like, is the
[16:10] Speaker 3: sales associate going to become like a new friend of?
[16:14] Speaker 4: It's just like the glam person. We have two glam
[16:18] Speaker 4: people involved in rumors.
[16:20] Speaker 3: Who all does that guy do glam for? I'm trying
[16:22] Speaker 3: to figure it out. Does he do Psy's glam? Aaron's glam?
[16:27] Speaker 4: I don't know, but it wasn't a good move on
[16:29] Speaker 4: his part. How annoyed were you when Psy yelled, yes,
[16:35] Speaker 4: queen with sparkly boots. Yes, queen. To Jessel. I'm like, oh,
[16:41] Speaker 4: I know. Teddy's like, oh.
[16:43] Speaker 5: There's nothing I despise more than yes, queen.
[16:46] Speaker 4: Yes, queen.
[16:48] Speaker 3: Yes. It's clearly not a queen type response. It's always yes, queen,
[16:54] Speaker 3: when it's something that's not even a yes, queen about.
[16:57] Speaker 4: What do you think? Yeah. What do you think about
[17:00] Speaker 4: Erica walking out in the rented J-Lo dress and then
[17:04] Speaker 4: getting it stuck on a cactus? So she probably now
[17:06] Speaker 4: has to buy it, which with money is no problem.
[17:08] Speaker 4: But the fact that she rents these things, I love
[17:11] Speaker 4: her for that.
[17:13] Speaker 3: I love her for renting those things. I love her
[17:15] Speaker 3: for loving Taco Bell. I love her for, you know,
[17:18] Speaker 3: all this stuff. But like, I also kind of am like,
[17:22] Speaker 3: do you have any original thoughts?
[17:25] Speaker 4: Well, I don't know about her thoughts, but I just
[17:28] Speaker 4: think that it's so smart when you're wearing an outfit
[17:32] Speaker 4: one time, if you can rent it versus buy it.
[17:35] Speaker 4: I would totally rent it. I've never rented an outfit
[17:38] Speaker 4: ever in my life.
[17:39] Speaker 3: Right. But unless you were going in costume, are you
[17:41] Speaker 3: going to rent that dress that JLo wore?
[17:45] Speaker 4: If it was like a Halloween costume?
[17:47] Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
[17:48] Speaker 5: Unless it was a Halloween costume, I would not be
[17:50] Speaker 5: wearing that dress.
[17:51] Speaker 3: The dress looked beautiful on her, but like that dress
[17:53] Speaker 3: has already had, it's had so many moments.
[17:55] Speaker 4: It's had its moments, yeah.
[17:56] Speaker 3: Like it had its moments with JLo. Then Lisa Rinna
[17:59] Speaker 3: wore it to a Halloween party. It had another moment.
[18:02] Speaker 4: Somebody else wore it somewhere.
[18:04] Speaker 3: Yeah, like we've seen it enough. Like, why would you
[18:06] Speaker 3: rent something that we've seen so many times?
[18:08] Speaker 4: Are bandanas back in style? I wear bandanas, but I'm
[18:11] Speaker 4: also bald. Okay, there's that. Because Erin has them wrapped
[18:17] Speaker 4: around her purse and wrapped around her waist. And I'm like, oh, bandanas.
[18:22] Speaker 5: I didn't get the wrapping around the waist.
[18:24] Speaker 4: Well, people are doing the scarves around the waist. I
[18:26] Speaker 4: did that when I was in Italy, but it wasn't
[18:28] Speaker 4: a bandana. And I'm like, oh, I like bandanas. They're cheap.
[18:32] Speaker 4: If they're in style, I'll go buy some.
[18:35] Speaker 3: If you think a bandana would fit around my waist,
[18:37] Speaker 3: you've got another thing coming.
[18:40] Speaker 4: Like, there ain't no way. I'd be like, well, it
[18:43] Speaker 4: was very tight.
[18:45] Speaker 3: In Tokyo, trying to get it on.
[18:47] Speaker 4: The knot was very tight. I mean, bandanas are very big,
[18:50] Speaker 4: so she's got definitely a tiny waist.
[18:55] Speaker 3: But anyway, it's a quick night. We don't even barely
[18:59] Speaker 3: see a dinner, other than in the flashbacks.
[19:03] Speaker 4: And... Daisy's not happy about this. Quick one and done.
[19:11] Speaker 3: So, of course, they haven't eaten again, which I'm sure
[19:13] Speaker 3: will come up. But then the next morning, this part
[19:18] Speaker 3: really actually gave me the queefs. Gave me a touch
[19:23] Speaker 3: of the queefs. It gave me like Haley goes, Oh,
[19:26] Speaker 3: I had a rough night last night. And I'm like
[19:28] Speaker 3: waiting for something to say, like the cockroach crawled on
[19:31] Speaker 3: my face or like, um, you know, that was pouring
[19:35] Speaker 3: down rain. Like I was waiting for something major and
[19:38] Speaker 3: she goes, I didn't want to interrupt sigh. So at
[19:43] Speaker 3: 3 16 AM, she had to be very precise. Yes.
[19:46] Speaker 3: I peed in a cup and then, but also did
[19:50] Speaker 3: she pee in a cup or did she pee in
[19:51] Speaker 3: a mug?
[19:52] Speaker 4: That's what I want to know. And also at this mosquito, mosquito,
[19:56] Speaker 4: what's his name? Mosquito Island. So why don't, do they
[19:59] Speaker 4: only have one bathroom in the bedroom? Like, is there
[20:02] Speaker 4: not another, can you not go out down the hall
[20:04] Speaker 4: and go pee? Like it would take a lot. I won't,
[20:07] Speaker 4: I don't even think I pee in my car. if
[20:09] Speaker 4: I had to pee on a road trip.
[20:12] Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean, I can pee in a cup, but
[20:15] Speaker 3: it has to be like a big gulp. I mean,
[20:19] Speaker 3: I used to do that when I was younger on
[20:20] Speaker 3: road trips, we'd pee in the big gulp. Yeah.
[20:22] Speaker 4: Well, you know, when I did my fitness competition, they
[20:24] Speaker 4: have this like funnel thing and it gives you like
[20:26] Speaker 4: a funnel that goes on your parts. And then it's
[20:30] Speaker 4: like a, they have that for babies, like a wiener
[20:34] Speaker 4: on it. And then just kind of goes out and
[20:35] Speaker 4: you can So you don't pee on your leg. Or
[20:39] Speaker 4: your spray tan. Spray tan will get screwed up. But yeah,
[20:43] Speaker 4: I don't get that. I'm sure there's a hundred bathrooms
[20:47] Speaker 4: in that palace that she could have went to. I
[20:49] Speaker 4: think that was just a choice.
[20:51] Speaker 3: I think it was a choice.
[20:53] Speaker 4: Too lazy to get up.
[20:54] Speaker 3: I also want to be like, I was thinking the
[20:56] Speaker 3: next time I stay at Tamara's, I'm going to do
[20:58] Speaker 3: the same thing. And then I'm going to be like
[21:00] Speaker 3: in the morning and be like, Tam, would you like
[21:02] Speaker 3: some coffee? Coffee?
[21:05] Speaker 4: Well, yeah. And then, but it is kind of like weird. Like,
[21:08] Speaker 4: did you do it in your room and leave the
[21:11] Speaker 4: cup in your room? Did you put the cup in
[21:13] Speaker 4: the sink? Did you pee in the kitchen?
[21:15] Speaker 3: Did you pour it out immediately? Did you have to
[21:17] Speaker 3: do two times? Because how in the world are you
[21:20] Speaker 3: getting your full pee out in a little mug?
[21:22] Speaker 4: I don't know.
[21:23] Speaker 5: But it was probably like an espresso cup. And that
[21:25] Speaker 5: was like 42 times she had to.
[21:27] Speaker 4: It's just gross.
[21:28] Speaker 3: It really, it. I love her honesty. And I, Cy
[21:34] Speaker 3: better done her ACL. If this is like a bruise.
[21:40] Speaker 4: It sounds like she twisted it or something, but she
[21:45] Speaker 4: said she heard it pop. I don't know.
[21:48] Speaker 3: If there's crying and there's laying on the floor and
[21:50] Speaker 3: there's stitch and there's, and there's no blood or bones.
[21:54] Speaker 4: I'm not behind it. I'm just kidding.
[21:57] Speaker 3: If you didn't go to the hospital and we're going
[22:00] Speaker 3: to sit here and we're not going to give two
[22:02] Speaker 3: shits that Aaron cut her foot off on a piece
[22:04] Speaker 3: of glass. Yeah, that's fine. We're going to go down
[22:07] Speaker 3: in the fricking rabbit hole. Like, How bad is this knee? Cowboy,
[22:12] Speaker 3: like my dad would say, are you bleeding?
[22:15] Speaker 4: Is there a bone sticking out? Did you die? No,
[22:18] Speaker 4: you're fine. Do you want to go to the hospital?
[22:20] Speaker 5: I mean, that's how my parents, okay, are we going
[22:23] Speaker 5: to go to the hospital then?
[22:24] Speaker 4: I used to do that to my kids. Okay, you
[22:26] Speaker 4: want to go to the hospital? Want to get stitches?
[22:29] Speaker 4: Such a great mom. You want that needle in your leg? Fine, fine.
[22:34] Speaker 3: Let's go to the hospital.
[22:36] Speaker 5: I've got nothing better to do at 9.42 p.m.
[22:38] Speaker 3: Let's go to the hospital. But now I need to
[22:42] Speaker 3: really know what is wrong with it because now we're
[22:45] Speaker 3: three days into this injury.
[22:47] Speaker 5: And I need an injury to be cleared up a
[22:49] Speaker 5: little bit fast.
[22:49] Speaker 4: Like maybe there was a nurse there. We saw a
[22:52] Speaker 4: flashback of the nurse and we saw a flashback of
[22:54] Speaker 4: Aaron's new boobies.
[22:56] Speaker 3: We saw a flashback of both. And the nurse said,
[22:58] Speaker 3: it just, it looks like you don't need to go
[23:01] Speaker 3: to the hospital. You just need to ice it.
[23:04] Speaker 4: And she's like, it's so small. And I'm like, it
[23:06] Speaker 4: looks like it's the same size as the other one.
[23:08] Speaker 4: I'm like, then pan.
[23:09] Speaker 3: In on the swelling because I don't see it. They
[23:11] Speaker 3: were fine to pan in on the cellulite on Giselle's legs,
[23:14] Speaker 3: but they.
[23:14] Speaker 5: Can't pan in on the swell and bumped up knee.
[23:17] Speaker 4: Like, I don't get it. Then we go into Carol.
[23:28] Speaker 4: She tells Erica that she is not feeling sigh at
[23:31] Speaker 4: all and was floored by her Epstein questions. But now
[23:35] Speaker 4: she's curious about size paths with Daddy Warbucks. And made
[23:39] Speaker 4: a comment about he gave her $ 10, 000. I'm like, giving
[23:41] Speaker 4: somebody $ 10, 000 doesn't really qualify as Daddy Warbucks these days.
[23:45] Speaker 4: I don't know when this was.
[23:47] Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, but later on, we find out he
[23:49] Speaker 3: was trying to buy our house and all these things.
[23:52] Speaker 4: But where was this.
[23:53] Speaker 3: Information found out anyway on their sub stacks? Are they
[23:56] Speaker 3: reading each other's sub stacks? I'm sorry, I love you, Tamara,
[23:59] Speaker 3: but if you start a sub stack, I'm not reading it.
[24:02] Speaker 4: Me, I like bullet points. You think I'm going to
[24:04] Speaker 4: sit there and write stories? I have to have my
[24:08] Speaker 4: ad spaced out because if it's just one paragraph, I'm
[24:11] Speaker 4: over it. I cannot.
[24:14] Speaker 3: Nope.
[24:14] Speaker 4: Too much for my eyes. I listen to my books.
[24:17] Speaker 3: I am not going on anyone's sub stack to read
[24:19] Speaker 3: about things that happened to them 25 years ago. Tell
[24:22] Speaker 3: me the story in real life and make it funny
[24:24] Speaker 3: or I'm not a part of it.
[24:24] Speaker 4: Is sub stack just writing?
[24:27] Speaker 3: Yes.
[24:27] Speaker 4: It's like getting a newsletter?
[24:29] Speaker 3: Yes.
[24:30] Speaker 4: People pay to read? Yes. That's what I'm saying.
[24:34] Speaker 5: Don't do it to me because don't get offended.
[24:36] Speaker 4: Oh, you don't have to worry.
[24:38] Speaker 3: I'm telling you now, if you start doing one, don't
[24:40] Speaker 3: get offended when I'm like, I'm not reading your sub stack.
[24:42] Speaker 4: I can guarantee you 100%. I will never write for
[24:48] Speaker 4: sub stack.
[24:50] Speaker 3: I love that you're like four as if they're, they're
[24:53] Speaker 3: scouting you out and you're turning them down.
[24:55] Speaker 4: I have such a, yeah, because people don't have enough
[24:57] Speaker 4: of my mouth already about four days a week. Oh,
[25:01] Speaker 4: my God. God, it's so good.
[25:03] Speaker 3: But then on the beach, Carol and Cy chat about
[25:06] Speaker 3: the Epstein stuff again. Yeah. And then Cy brings up
[25:11] Speaker 3: her experience with Daddy Warbucks, revealing.
[25:14] Speaker 4: This is what Cy was like.
[25:16] Speaker 5: What is going on with you?
[25:17] Speaker 3: Because she's, you know, kind of coming at Carol. she's
[25:22] Speaker 3: kind of gone into it about Carol and the Epstein thing.
[25:24] Speaker 3: And she's really, I don't mind her asking the questions,
[25:27] Speaker 3: but she's like digging deep. And then she's like, Oh yeah,
[25:30] Speaker 3: daddy Warbucks. He was involved in $ 133 million Ponzi scheme.
[25:35] Speaker 4: Well, so we are alike. So we're going through similar situations.
[25:38] Speaker 4: Basically Carol's thinking like, well, what the hell? Like, why
[25:42] Speaker 4: would you even go there then? So should I like,
[25:45] Speaker 4: I get, I mean, they don't compare because I don't
[25:47] Speaker 4: know what his Ponzi scheme was stealing money from, older
[25:50] Speaker 4: people oh that was jenshaw or you know like the
[25:54] Speaker 4: you know the epstein stuff is some serious shit you
[25:57] Speaker 4: know that's sad and gross and and it just makes
[26:02] Speaker 4: you wonder like if carol knew she said obviously i
[26:07] Speaker 4: would let the authorities know and i just keep thinking
[26:10] Speaker 4: how did that go on for so long and nobody
[26:13] Speaker 4: reported it that's i.
[26:16] Speaker 3: Think because there were so many different people involved that
[26:22] Speaker 3: I don't even, I don't know, but I do know
[26:25] Speaker 3: that like Carol was.
[26:27] Speaker 5: Having a hard time getting her words out.
[26:30] Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, we didn't, we didn't get to recap that
[26:33] Speaker 3: episode together because I was doing immunotherapy, but like she,
[26:39] Speaker 3: when she was trying to explain it, she was like, well,
[26:40] Speaker 3: we weren't really friends. It was like a friend of
[26:42] Speaker 3: a friend. Yeah.
[26:45] Speaker 4: Well, I think that she was socially friends with the,
[26:49] Speaker 4: Maxwell lady. I can never say her first name. I
[26:52] Speaker 4: think I can say it now. But she had said,
[26:53] Speaker 4: Carol said, I have never met Jeffrey. And if she
[26:56] Speaker 4: had known anything, she would have reported it.
[27:00] Speaker 3: And I believe her. Yes.
[27:02] Speaker 4: I think there's hundreds of people, probably thousands of people
[27:06] Speaker 4: that are named in this. Yeah. It had no idea
[27:09] Speaker 4: what was going on.
[27:11] Speaker 3: Well, the fact that Carol didn't even know who Jeffrey
[27:13] Speaker 3: Epstein was, I think is pretty telling because the way
[27:16] Speaker 3: they show it in the documentaries to us is like
[27:18] Speaker 3: everybody in New York knew who Jeffrey Epstein was.
[27:21] Speaker 5: So I didn't realize that like some people don't know.
[27:23] Speaker 3: I mean, granted, I didn't know who he was until
[27:25] Speaker 3: I watched the documentary or saw the stuff in the press.
[27:28] Speaker 3: But like for Carol not to know him and Carol's pretty.
[27:33] Speaker 4: Right. Right. Like I think it shows.
[27:38] Speaker 3: It shows like how under the radar he was keeping.
[27:41] Speaker 4: Well, it's just like, remember that girl? She was on
[27:43] Speaker 4: Dancing with the Stars. They had the ankle bracelet on.
[27:45] Speaker 4: The socialites in New York. I can't remember her name.
[27:50] Speaker 4: Anna Delvey. You know, she would hang out with very
[27:55] Speaker 4: famous people and socialites and all this stuff. And they
[27:57] Speaker 4: didn't know what she was doing.
[27:59] Speaker 3: She was traveling and using their credit cards. Yeah. I mean.
[28:03] Speaker 4: Come on.
[28:03] Speaker 3: So I mean, and then they let her on Dancing
[28:06] Speaker 3: with the Stars with an ankle bracelet. And then she
[28:08] Speaker 3: was like rude about she was like annoyed that she
[28:10] Speaker 3: even had to do Dancing with the Stars. Yeah.
[28:14] Speaker 4: Do you think that Erin's name has been cleared now
[28:17] Speaker 4: that she got text messages from her makeup artists that
[28:21] Speaker 4: he already knew about Sides to Divorce from a beauty event?
[28:25] Speaker 4: So pretty much proving she wasn't the one who told him.
[28:30] Speaker 3: I mean, I feel like what they need to do
[28:32] Speaker 3: at this point is put all the hair and makeup
[28:35] Speaker 3: artists together in a room and have them all share
[28:40] Speaker 3: their three favorite facts from each season. And then we
[28:43] Speaker 3: just get it from there. Because you know what? Every
[28:46] Speaker 3: single time this is happening.
[28:48] Speaker 4: Well, I just want to give credit to my makeup
[28:50] Speaker 4: and hair girl, Christina and Chelsea. I do make my
[28:55] Speaker 4: people sign an NDA. Because I will, oh yeah, I do.
[28:59] Speaker 4: Hair and makeup, you spend a lot of time with them.
[29:01] Speaker 4: And I've had in the past, way in the past,
[29:04] Speaker 4: somebody going to somebody else and telling, you know, it's
[29:06] Speaker 4: just stuff that I was talking about in my own home.
[29:08] Speaker 4: And you, reunions, like they stopped letting hair and makeup
[29:14] Speaker 4: watch the monitors with, where they could hear the volume
[29:19] Speaker 4: was high on. Now it's off. They can see it,
[29:21] Speaker 4: but they can't hear anything because people would take video
[29:24] Speaker 4: and then somehow it would get out. I know.
[29:28] Speaker 3: And the video would get out or like some kind
[29:31] Speaker 3: of a storyline would get out.
[29:34] Speaker 4: So when you find a hair and makeup person like
[29:36] Speaker 4: Chelsea and Christina, they don't even watch the show. So
[29:39] Speaker 4: they're like no interest no.
[29:41] Speaker 3: Like what am i on it am i on it
[29:44] Speaker 3: ever i also don't think i mean my girls alicia
[29:48] Speaker 3: and um vanessa i don't like i feel like half
[29:53] Speaker 3: the time i'm talking they don't give a fuck what
[29:55] Speaker 3: i'm saying yeah Like, I think they like me just fine.
[29:59] Speaker 3: Like we've been together for years, but like, you know,
[30:02] Speaker 3: like most of the time we're just talking shit that
[30:04] Speaker 3: Matt like makes no difference either here or there. Yeah.
[30:09] Speaker 3: But I don't know. Then we're at lunch. The women
[30:13] Speaker 3: grill Haley, which makes her uncomfortable. Why can't Haley answer
[30:18] Speaker 3: simple questions?
[30:20] Speaker 4: I don't know. I mean, we're just getting to know
[30:22] Speaker 4: Haley and I do feel like Hayley came out pretty strong,
[30:25] Speaker 4: rollerblading down the middle of the street, having her mom on.
[30:28] Speaker 4: And I think the past few episodes, she's just kind
[30:31] Speaker 4: of fallen off. And we haven't gotten to know anything
[30:35] Speaker 4: more about her. We don't know who she's married to.
[30:37] Speaker 4: We know it's a guy named Ruben. And that he
[30:40] Speaker 4: owns a vintage watch company.
[30:43] Speaker 3: He owns a vintage watch company and a store in
[30:48] Speaker 3: Martha's Vineyard called Vineyard something or other.
[30:53] Speaker 4: It's a watch store.
[30:54] Speaker 3: I think there are two different companies, but I don't know.
[30:57] Speaker 4: What is it? Martha's Time. It's Martha's Time or something
[31:00] Speaker 4: like that. Something like that. It's something about watches, vintage watches. Yeah,
[31:06] Speaker 4: Vineyard Time. There you go. Vineyard Time.
[31:07] Speaker 3: Vineyard Time. Oh, my gosh.
[31:10] Speaker 4: It's a watch store, which is not going to make
[31:12] Speaker 4: you a multimillionaire. But she had said later on the
[31:15] Speaker 4: episode that they have three boats, like a sailboat and
[31:18] Speaker 4: this boat and this boat. I think most of them
[31:21] Speaker 4: are named after her.
[31:23] Speaker 3: Well, I have a question for you. Because how much
[31:27] Speaker 3: do plastic surgeons actually make? Because clearly Heather Dubrow has
[31:33] Speaker 3: a shit ton of money.
[31:34] Speaker 4: Yeah, but I don't think that's all from plastic surgery.
[31:36] Speaker 4: I think that they've invested money. They've flipped houses and
[31:40] Speaker 4: done incredibly well in the real estate industry. And of course,
[31:44] Speaker 4: they do make good money. Plastic surgeons do make good money.
[31:48] Speaker 4: But do I think they're making $ 50 million?
[31:50] Speaker 3: No. Like, are they making enough money that you have
[31:54] Speaker 3: two houses in New York, one for your affairs and
[31:57] Speaker 3: one for your.
[31:58] Speaker 4: If I had to guess, I could be totally off
[32:00] Speaker 4: on this, like $ 5 million?
[32:02] Speaker 3: Yeah. Like, I can't figure out what the number would be.
[32:06] Speaker 4: But, I mean, Carol points.
[32:09] Speaker 3: Haley keeps being like, you know, you don't talk about
[32:12] Speaker 3: your money. You don't talk about your money. I don't
[32:14] Speaker 3: want to talk about your money. And then Carol points out,
[32:17] Speaker 3: with old money... Typically, people say that. And I do
[32:21] Speaker 3: think that's true. Like, in L.A., especially, like, remember when, like,
[32:25] Speaker 3: the white and pink and purple and blue, like, Louis
[32:31] Speaker 3: Vuitton came out?
[32:32] Speaker 4: Yes, yes, yes.
[32:32] Speaker 3: Like, the first thing I thought when I would see
[32:35] Speaker 3: somebody with that, I'd be like, new money.
[32:37] Speaker 4: New money.
[32:38] Speaker 3: New money just got themselves that first Louis Vuitton and
[32:41] Speaker 3: chose the bright colors.
[32:42] Speaker 4: All the housewives that are covered in Gucci sweaters all
[32:45] Speaker 4: the time.
[32:46] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[32:46] Speaker 4: It's, I mean, but I mean, it's like, do not
[32:50] Speaker 4: wear logos, whatever. I don't care. And I'm like, well,
[32:53] Speaker 4: if I'm going to buy something, it's really expensive. I
[32:55] Speaker 4: want the fricking logo right there. I want everybody to
[32:58] Speaker 4: know how much I paid for it.
[32:59] Speaker 3: I want everyone to know, but I think the things
[33:02] Speaker 3: they're questioning her lifestyle. They're not questioning necessarily how much
[33:05] Speaker 3: money she makes.
[33:06] Speaker 4: She's also not in tune with money, which makes me
[33:09] Speaker 4: believe that she's not making her own money because when
[33:10] Speaker 4: you're making your own money, you're, you know the value
[33:13] Speaker 4: of a dollar. When you're spending your husband's money or
[33:16] Speaker 4: your father's money or something like that, and then you
[33:18] Speaker 4: go and say, Gucci isn't expensive. New York City apartment's
[33:21] Speaker 4: not expensive. My watch is more expensive than an Audi. Yeah,
[33:26] Speaker 4: like why? I mean, that was a direct quote. So,
[33:29] Speaker 4: I don't know. I mean, some of the stuff she's
[33:32] Speaker 4: saying is very tone deaf. We'll have to ask Erin
[33:34] Speaker 4: about her PR company that she says she has. Because
[33:38] Speaker 4: she said, Google me. I have a PR company. And then,
[33:41] Speaker 4: Cy asked the question, how many, or somebody said, how
[33:44] Speaker 4: many clients do you have? And Cy's like, five, 10, what?
[33:48] Speaker 4: She goes, I don't talk about my clients. I don't
[33:49] Speaker 4: talk about my clients. She's like, I'm not asking you
[33:51] Speaker 4: for their names. I'm asking you how many clients you have.
[33:54] Speaker 3: She couldn't answer any of it. And I mean, I
[33:58] Speaker 3: feel like if she was a big New York publicist
[34:01] Speaker 3: making millions of dollars, we would have known her name.
[34:04] Speaker 4: Do publicists make millions of dollars?
[34:07] Speaker 3: Well, like Lizzie Grubman makes, I don't know if she
[34:09] Speaker 3: made millions of dollars, but everybody knew who she was
[34:12] Speaker 3: because she was, like, a socialite. She's the one that, like,
[34:15] Speaker 3: crashed into the club.
[34:18] Speaker 4: At the Hamptons.
[34:19] Speaker 5: But, like, everybody knew she was a PR person.
[34:22] Speaker 4: Like, I never.
[34:25] Speaker 3: To be honest, visually, I never have seen Hailey in
[34:29] Speaker 3: my life. Like, I would have never assumed she was
[34:32] Speaker 3: the same girl as Kate Plus Eight.
[34:34] Speaker 4: No. No.
[34:35] Speaker 3: Like, that....
[34:37] Speaker 4: She explains that she makes money from hard work and manifestation.
[34:42] Speaker 4: And I go, oh boy, here we go. We got
[34:44] Speaker 4: Amanda 2.0. Did you see Amanda got married? Yes, I did.
[34:49] Speaker 5: She got married, posted how much she spent in her.
[34:52] Speaker 4: Well, she said something along the lines of like, I
[34:54] Speaker 4: had $ 700, 000 on my American Express bill and they thought
[34:59] Speaker 4: it was fraud and they declined it or something. And
[35:02] Speaker 4: I'm like, oh my God, why are you talking about
[35:04] Speaker 4: money like that? Is that like part of her shtick?
[35:07] Speaker 4: Spend it. She's manifesting it.
[35:09] Speaker 3: So she wants other people to feel like they can
[35:11] Speaker 3: manifest their own money. But I'm like, what exactly are
[35:15] Speaker 3: you doing, Haley, to manifest this money? Why can't we
[35:19] Speaker 3: just get basic knowledge? Do you or do you not
[35:22] Speaker 3: live with your husband? I know you have your pied-à-terre,
[35:25] Speaker 3: but do you... Where does she sleep most nights? Is
[35:29] Speaker 3: every night at the apartment? Because there's no food in there.
[35:32] Speaker 3: I don't know, but.
[35:35] Speaker 4: It's weird. Like she won't talk about the money where
[35:37] Speaker 4: it came from, but she did tell one of the
[35:39] Speaker 4: girls that she was putting a billed dildo up a
[35:42] Speaker 4: girl's butt.
[35:43] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[35:44] Speaker 4: So where's the boundaries? What's the limit?
[35:49] Speaker 3: Do you think that Ruben is like a 97-year-old man?
[35:54] Speaker 4: Yes. Because his name's Ruben.
[35:56] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[36:00] Speaker 4: If his name was Earl, would you say, do you
[36:02] Speaker 4: think Earl's an old guy? Yes, I do. I do.
[36:07] Speaker 4: I mean, Erin's like, she's doesn't, she's like, I just
[36:11] Speaker 4: don't get this girl. She goes, what planet does Haley
[36:13] Speaker 4: live on? And is it cheaper there?
[36:15] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[36:16] Speaker 4: Like I'll move. Yeah.
[36:17] Speaker 3: Cause she's like, um, the conversation goes on and on,
[36:22] Speaker 3: but we learn absolutely not one thing.
[36:24] Speaker 4: No, no. No, we can't have that. We need, we
[36:27] Speaker 4: need to get to know her better. Well, the clips
[36:31] Speaker 4: for next week, she does kind of break down and
[36:34] Speaker 4: talks about our marriage. So maybe it's because things aren't great.
[36:38] Speaker 4: That's why she's trying to keep it under wraps. I mean,
[36:40] Speaker 4: how could they be great?
[36:42] Speaker 3: She has an extra apartment where she's.
[36:45] Speaker 4: How long can somebody live like that? Like married to somebody.
[36:50] Speaker 4: And then you have a separate apartment. where you have affairs,
[36:55] Speaker 4: which are married, I call it an affair, with other women.
[36:58] Speaker 4: Then we find out Carol is, she's returning to New
[37:00] Speaker 4: York City to finish writing about Jackie Kennedy's Cartier tank watch,
[37:05] Speaker 4: which belonged to three women, including herself, all who became widows.
[37:10] Speaker 4: So I only heard her, Jackie, and Kim Kardashian. So
[37:16] Speaker 4: who's the other person? We're missing one because Kim didn't
[37:19] Speaker 4: lose a husband. Widows, she said widows.
[37:23] Speaker 3: She did say widows.
[37:24] Speaker 4: She said Kim returned it. By the way, I went
[37:26] Speaker 4: on the RealReal and you can find one for $ 2, 500.
[37:30] Speaker 3: A tank watch? Yeah. Well, the part that I love
[37:35] Speaker 3: the most was, you know, this story must have gone
[37:37] Speaker 3: on for like an hour because every single.
[37:41] Speaker 4: One of the women united.
[37:43] Speaker 3: They all were crying, laughing, like, let's get done with
[37:46] Speaker 3: this story. I guess the third one was a friend
[37:50] Speaker 3: of Carol's who she gave it to. But they're all
[37:54] Speaker 3: crying and laughing and they're like, get on with the
[37:56] Speaker 3: freaking story. Carol's not getting social cues. Even when they
[37:59] Speaker 3: stand up from the table, she's still talking about it
[38:01] Speaker 3: to everyone.
[38:02] Speaker 4: She lost me. And then she was taught, I don't
[38:04] Speaker 4: know if it was editing or what, but she was
[38:05] Speaker 4: talking in circles. And I'm like, Carol, land this plane.
[38:09] Speaker 4: Nobody knows what the hell you're talking about. Well, also,
[38:12] Speaker 4: I'm like, Carol, you are a writer. I still don't
[38:13] Speaker 4: even know where the watch is. Where's the watch?
[38:16] Speaker 5: Where's the watch and where's the story?
[38:18] Speaker 4: And I don't want to read the sub stack.
[38:20] Speaker 3: Oh, I get it.
[38:21] Speaker 4: She's doing this because we've got to go to her
[38:23] Speaker 4: sub stack to find out where the hell the watch is.
[38:27] Speaker 4: But also, I'm like, you are a writer. Why are
[38:29] Speaker 4: you not a better verbal storyteller? Does Carol drink?
[38:35] Speaker 3: Like.
[38:36] Speaker 4: I haven't.
[38:37] Speaker 3: Well, she she was waiting for another girl to drink
[38:39] Speaker 3: member in one of these episodes. I don't know if
[38:41] Speaker 3: it's this episode or the last one, but she's like
[38:44] Speaker 3: waiting for Haley. And she's like, maybe Haley will have
[38:46] Speaker 3: a margarita.
[38:47] Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
[38:48] Speaker 3: So I think she does drink. I don't think she's
[38:51] Speaker 3: like a lush or anything, but I sometimes she's just not.
[38:56] Speaker 4: She's a little lost. Carol, I love her and her
[38:59] Speaker 4: tube sucks. I mean, I love her. It can change
[39:02] Speaker 4: my mind. No, I love her.
[39:05] Speaker 3: And the fact that she fits in effortlessly with this group.
[39:08] Speaker 4: Cause she's just like not a try hard. Like she
[39:10] Speaker 4: just goes, like there's certain people that I think are
[39:12] Speaker 4: try hard. I'm not going to name them because I've
[39:14] Speaker 4: already gotten into a fight with somebody in the cast
[39:16] Speaker 4: and it might be the same person. Anyways, she just
[39:19] Speaker 4: doesn't care. You know what I mean? She's like, I'm
[39:22] Speaker 4: just showing up. Like why the hell am I going
[39:25] Speaker 4: to go to a dinner at the property of the
[39:27] Speaker 4: house I'm staying in and put a goddamn gown on?
[39:31] Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean, but also why does she, I got annoyed.
[39:35] Speaker 3: I'm like, why does she get to do that? You
[39:38] Speaker 3: know that in Orange County, if you guys were all
[39:41] Speaker 3: supposed to dress up to go to a dinner, all
[39:44] Speaker 3: of you would have had to dress up.
[39:45] Speaker 4: Yeah.
[39:46] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[39:47] Speaker 4: And I know we overdress for filming, that's for sure.
[39:51] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[39:52] Speaker 4: I mean, I'm a jeans and t-shirt girl. I'm more
[39:55] Speaker 4: like Carol. I don't wear tube socks.
[39:58] Speaker 3: But I guess everybody in the world, like it's one
[40:00] Speaker 3: thing to see one person doing it. But we don't
[40:03] Speaker 3: tune into these shows to see everybody wearing a Jean
[40:05] Speaker 3: and T-shirt.
[40:05] Speaker 4: But you know what? That was the early seasons of Bravo.
[40:08] Speaker 4: And I think she thinks she's still with the OGs
[40:11] Speaker 4: because we dressed different back then. And now everything's so
[40:15] Speaker 4: elevated over the top. And I think it's refreshing to
[40:18] Speaker 4: see like, yeah, she can afford it. She can have
[40:21] Speaker 4: a gown on, whatever. She can drive a fancy car.
[40:24] Speaker 4: She chooses to drive that old red Jeep and wear
[40:27] Speaker 4: tube socks. Hold on.
[40:30] Speaker 3: This just in.
[40:30] Speaker 4: Breaking news.
[40:32] Speaker 3: What?
[40:32] Speaker 4: The husband is not old. How do you know? Who
[40:36] Speaker 4: broke it? One of our producers.
[40:38] Speaker 5: Just found it on the World Wide Web.
[40:41] Speaker 4: Really? Yeah.
[40:42] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[40:42] Speaker 4: Can we get more information?
[40:43] Speaker 3: He's not old?
[40:45] Speaker 4: He's not old.
[40:46] Speaker 5: So we just made, this is how rumors get started.
[40:49] Speaker 4: Hold on.
[40:50] Speaker 3: This is Tim? Oh. Oh, no. So Ruben Kroenig. Huh.
[40:59] Speaker 3: How I started the company at 16.
[41:03] Speaker 4: So he's, I mean, what, how I can't really see
[41:06] Speaker 4: it on my readers on, but what is he like 60? No.
[41:10] Speaker 3: 50s?
[41:10] Speaker 4: No, probably, probably like 45.
[41:13] Speaker 3: Oh, really?
[41:13] Speaker 4: Yeah.
[41:14] Speaker 3: Oh, wow. Okay.
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[41:55] Speaker 4: Why won't he film? Why do you think he won't film?
[41:58] Speaker 3: Maybe because they're not together anymore.
[42:01] Speaker 4: Do you think she's lying about this relationship?
[42:03] Speaker 3: He's 38. What?
[42:05] Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
[42:06] Speaker 3: You know, she's only 39.
[42:07] Speaker 4: He's too old for you to date.
[42:09] Speaker 3: Yeah, I would never date someone that's 38.
[42:12] Speaker 4: Are you kidding me? Oh, my God. I have a
[42:16] Speaker 4: son older than that. Oh, my God.
[42:19] Speaker 3: I would never date your son. Play out of my
[42:22] Speaker 3: age demographics.
[42:23] Speaker 4: Oh, he said something. We joked when I posted that picture.
[42:26] Speaker 4: He's like, yeah, you called Teddy up. And I go, dude,
[42:30] Speaker 4: you're too old for her. He's got a girlfriend. He
[42:35] Speaker 4: was just joking. Yeah. But now Sign Daisy are totally
[42:38] Speaker 4: questioning everything about Haley. I think we all are like,
[42:40] Speaker 4: we don't understand. She's not giving us enough. I hope
[42:43] Speaker 4: that she like gives us more. Do you think she's
[42:47] Speaker 4: full of shit? What are your spidey senses telling you?
[42:49] Speaker 4: My spidey senses are telling.
[42:51] Speaker 5: Me she has a lot of money from her.
[42:52] Speaker 3: Her parents. I think she's a daddy's girl.
[42:55] Speaker 4: I think, you know, the fact that when all that
[42:58] Speaker 4: stuff that you think daddy rents the apartment for her. Yeah.
[43:00] Speaker 4: I think daddy rents the apartment for her. I want
[43:02] Speaker 4: to know how long she's had that apartment. Did she
[43:04] Speaker 4: get that apartment when they started filming or she always
[43:07] Speaker 4: had an apartment? I think she's got that apartment when
[43:09] Speaker 4: she broke up with her husband. Oh, the husband. I
[43:14] Speaker 4: think she got.
[43:15] Speaker 3: Okay. Yeah.
[43:16] Speaker 4: So I don't, she just hasn't let us know, but
[43:18] Speaker 4: she's going to let us know.
[43:20] Speaker 3: I think at some point we are going to find
[43:22] Speaker 3: out that the husband, unless I'm very confused in this
[43:26] Speaker 3: guy that started his company at 16 with these vintage watches, is.
[43:31] Speaker 4: Old money and has millions and millions of dollars. I
[43:35] Speaker 4: do not think. Well, considering where this watch shop is,
[43:38] Speaker 4: I'm going to say probably so. It's in a very
[43:41] Speaker 4: nice area.
[43:42] Speaker 3: Well, Martha's Vineyard is nice, but like she says she's
[43:46] Speaker 3: in a lavender marriage. So maybe he's gay.
[43:48] Speaker 4: So does that mean he's gay? Is that what that means?
[43:50] Speaker 4: Like when you're in a lavender marriage, that means I
[43:53] Speaker 4: just don't understand all this stuff.
[43:55] Speaker 5: I don't know. But at least we found out he's
[44:01] Speaker 5: not old.
[44:01] Speaker 3: So sorry to interrupt where we were in our story,
[44:04] Speaker 3: but we needed to know that.
[44:05] Speaker 4: We've seen a picture of him. He's easily defined.
[44:08] Speaker 5: We heard his voice just talking now.
[44:11] Speaker 4: He seems like a nice guy.
[44:12] Speaker 3: He's 38. I mean, but you have to also remember,
[44:15] Speaker 3: which we forget, Haley is 39 years old.
[44:19] Speaker 4: She's so cute. She doesn't need all that.
[44:20] Speaker 3: And also, when you go back to the Kate Plus
[44:23] Speaker 3: 8 pictures, she looks really cute then.
[44:25] Speaker 4: Cute. Of course, she was very young. Yeah, but I mean,
[44:29] Speaker 4: she's still very young. Yeah, I know. She still said...
[44:31] Speaker 4: She looks like she had a head transplant.
[44:35] Speaker 3: Who was it that originally said the head transplant?
[44:37] Speaker 4: Oh, one of the shows. I can't remember.
[44:40] Speaker 3: I can't either.
[44:41] Speaker 4: Lisa Vanderpump said it. Said it about who? About Dorit.
[44:45] Speaker 1: Oh, yes.
[44:45] Speaker 3: That's right. Yeah.
[44:47] Speaker 4: I haven't heard anything about Beverly Hills. No stories have
[44:50] Speaker 4: been liked. Not a lot of pictures. They're still filming, right? Yeah.
[44:59] Speaker 3: The only thing I've seen is that one day they
[45:02] Speaker 3: were eating at this restaurant that I know in Sherman Oaks.
[45:05] Speaker 4: And it looked like Kyle was yelling, right?
[45:06] Speaker 3: It looked like Kyle was yelling, but I've never talked
[45:08] Speaker 3: to Kyle about her yelling.
[45:09] Speaker 4: And then we saw Boze's wedding, but I think she
[45:11] Speaker 4: posted most of those pictures. And so did People Magazine. Yeah,
[45:15] Speaker 4: so that wasn't a big secret. But we really haven't
[45:19] Speaker 4: heard anything about it.
[45:21] Speaker 3: No, like I don't even know if Dorit is in
[45:24] Speaker 3: her house anymore. I feel like we haven't even gotten
[45:28] Speaker 3: any PK press recently.
[45:31] Speaker 4: No, it's been very quiet over there in Beverly Hills.
[45:34] Speaker 4: In Beverly Hills, it's very quiet these days. Yeah, what's
[45:38] Speaker 4: going on? In Beverly Hills, a.k.a.
[45:40] Speaker 3: Encino.
[45:41] Speaker 4: I hate one thing, yeah. Beverly Hills is where nobody
[45:44] Speaker 4: lives on the cast except for Erica, right? I think
[45:48] Speaker 4: she doesn't even live in Beverly Hills. Oh, I thought
[45:50] Speaker 4: she lived in Beverly Hills.
[45:51] Speaker 3: No, Sutton did.
[45:52] Speaker 5: Live in Beverly Hills, but that house is for sale.
[45:54] Speaker 3: The one that's on the main road? Yes, yes.
[45:57] Speaker 4: That is in Beverly Hills, yeah.
[45:59] Speaker 3: Yeah. But anyways, back to Carol really quick. Yeah.
[46:03] Speaker 4: I love how she's like questioning.
[46:04] Speaker 3: She's like, why is everybody dressing up? And we're like,
[46:08] Speaker 3: to me, it's also like, because this is the real housewives, Carol.
[46:13] Speaker 3: Do you know what show you're on?
[46:15] Speaker 4: This is what they do. She walks in with the
[46:19] Speaker 4: T-shirt and tube socks. And I'm like. OK, well, I'm
[46:25] Speaker 4: kind of a Carol. Like, I don't blame you. I
[46:27] Speaker 4: don't like gowns. I'd rather be comfortable. But, you know,
[46:30] Speaker 4: we are filming a TV show. But I think it's
[46:33] Speaker 4: refreshing on the same set. Like, it's refreshing. I think
[46:36] Speaker 4: it fits her style very well.
[46:39] Speaker 3: Like, I think she just it looks like I wouldn't
[46:41] Speaker 3: look so cute in that T-shirt and jeans. Like, she
[46:44] Speaker 3: looks she looks cute. She still looks I don't know
[46:47] Speaker 3: why she still looks rich, honey. Even in a T-shirt
[46:50] Speaker 3: and jeans.
[46:50] Speaker 4: Not me.
[46:52] Speaker 3: Like I saw like a paid post I did the
[46:54] Speaker 3: other day and I was in a Spice Girls t-shirt.
[46:56] Speaker 3: I looked like, one, I looked like I was too
[46:59] Speaker 3: big to even fit my own bed. Two, I was like.
[47:02] Speaker 4: I'm in my Amazon sweatshirt and addicted jeans.
[47:09] Speaker 3: Well, I'm going to be in Beverly Hills today getting
[47:11] Speaker 3: my eyes checked. And I really want to go to
[47:12] Speaker 3: Alloyoga and see if they have new colors. Because like
[47:14] Speaker 3: I'm done with my beige.
[47:15] Speaker 4: You know, you can just Google it.
[47:18] Speaker 1: I know.
[47:18] Speaker 4: You know, you can go on the website and look.
[47:21] Speaker 2: I know.
[47:21] Speaker 3: But I don't want somebody else. I can't really see
[47:23] Speaker 3: that good.
[47:24] Speaker 4: I never go into Alamo.
[47:26] Speaker 3: I just order.
[47:28] Speaker 4: But I'm tired of seeing $ 300 for a set of
[47:32] Speaker 4: like a sweatsuit. I get sick of them. Now I
[47:36] Speaker 4: don't know if I like the ones with elastic around
[47:38] Speaker 4: the ankles or just the boot cut ones. We like the.
[47:41] Speaker 3: Boot cut ones, but a lot of what we have
[47:43] Speaker 3: is the elastic ankles.
[47:44] Speaker 4: I have them both, but I'm kind of like, I
[47:46] Speaker 4: don't know which one I like better. But I'm just
[47:49] Speaker 4: not loving... their sweats lately.
[47:53] Speaker 3: They're not as comfy as some of the others, but
[47:55] Speaker 3: to me, it looks more put together than some of them.
[47:59] Speaker 4: Yeah.
[48:00] Speaker 5: Like I do not look cute in the Aviator Nation sweatsuit.
[48:03] Speaker 4: I don't even, I used to get ads for them
[48:05] Speaker 4: all the time. I don't now. I probably will. Thank you.
[48:08] Speaker 4: You're welcome. But they're all the same. They don't change. Aviator,
[48:11] Speaker 4: you need to like spruce up your line.
[48:13] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[48:14] Speaker 4: Get it.
[48:14] Speaker 5: You have lines on there and like, They're blue.
[48:17] Speaker 4: Like I got it. We have this house down the
[48:20] Speaker 4: street from us and it's a big house. It's on
[48:23] Speaker 4: a corner and it's all black, like that charcoal color,
[48:25] Speaker 4: which is kind of a newer color in Big Bear
[48:27] Speaker 4: for cabins. And then it's got yellow and I think
[48:30] Speaker 4: yellow and orange stripe stripes on the garage door. Maybe
[48:33] Speaker 4: it's the owner of Aviator Nation. That's what I told Andy.
[48:35] Speaker 4: I go, maybe that's the owner of Aviator. Like, what
[48:37] Speaker 4: is the point of this? Because it doesn't look good.
[48:41] Speaker 3: Well, right down the street from where I used to
[48:43] Speaker 3: live in, um, OC on Beach Road is where the
[48:48] Speaker 3: guy from Rainbow Shoes lived. And we used to ride
[48:52] Speaker 3: our bikes. I don't know what we thought we were
[48:54] Speaker 3: going to see, but like the kids and I would
[48:56] Speaker 3: ride our bikes down and be like.
[48:57] Speaker 4: Oh, I wonder if he's out today.
[48:59] Speaker 3: Never once saw him in like seven years.
[49:02] Speaker 4: It's like what people do to our houses now. Wonder
[49:05] Speaker 4: if she's home.
[49:06] Speaker 5: Yeah, like what was I looking for?
[49:09] Speaker 3: Was he going to come out and be like, do
[49:10] Speaker 3: you want a pair of flip-flops, Teddy?
[49:12] Speaker 1: Yes, I do.
[49:12] Speaker 4: I recognize you.
[49:13] Speaker 3: I would like a pair of flip-flops. Okay, so then
[49:18] Speaker 3: guess what happens? You're never going to guess this.
[49:21] Speaker 4: Daisy complains.
[49:24] Speaker 3: Again.
[49:26] Speaker 4: Saying the food looks like leftovers from the lunch. Well,
[49:28] Speaker 4: no shit. It probably was because that floating sushi looked
[49:31] Speaker 4: really good and you guys didn't touch it. It looked
[49:34] Speaker 4: good to me. She's like, where are we.
[49:38] Speaker 3: So first she's complaining about the food. She's saying it
[49:40] Speaker 3: looks like leftovers, which also here's the thing. It wasn't
[49:45] Speaker 3: very nice that she said it, but it kind of did.
[49:48] Speaker 4: I didn't even pay attention. I was like, but she's
[49:51] Speaker 4: worried about where she's going to sit on the, she's
[49:53] Speaker 4: going to sit on the floor and again, poor Erica.
[49:56] Speaker 4: At this point, she's so irritated. She's like, Martha wouldn't
[49:59] Speaker 4: even complain like this. Martha has manners.
[50:04] Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean, I think the problem with this trip, truthfully,
[50:10] Speaker 3: not enough activity.
[50:13] Speaker 4: There's not enough. Right.
[50:16] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[50:16] Speaker 4: They're sitting at this one house for too long.
[50:20] Speaker 3: Yeah. It's not like the girls are just going to
[50:22] Speaker 3: sit there and binge drink all day long.
[50:24] Speaker 5: So we have nothing to see. Like, it's not like
[50:27] Speaker 5: they can.
[50:27] Speaker 4: Go anywhere or do anything. We're not seeing any outings.
[50:31] Speaker 4: They had one activity, right? I wonder if it was
[50:32] Speaker 4: really hard to film over there. I don't know what
[50:34] Speaker 4: the problem is. They did one activity and that was
[50:36] Speaker 4: the one like boating and then Carol was.
[50:40] Speaker 3: At another beach to eat. Yeah, that was it.
[50:43] Speaker 5: Where Carol was getting blasted with the water.
[50:45] Speaker 4: The water. Yeah, they did tennis kind of. But that
[50:49] Speaker 4: was like on the property. I don't think they had
[50:52] Speaker 4: anything to do. There probably isn't a lot to do there.
[50:56] Speaker 5: Which I can do for like two days.
[50:59] Speaker 4: Then get me out of there.
[51:00] Speaker 3: Or I can do if I have a bunch of
[51:03] Speaker 3: true friends that like we're having a blast and we
[51:05] Speaker 3: can just sit there and make the most of it.
[51:07] Speaker 4: But that's not what these girls are there doing. No, no.
[51:10] Speaker 4: So I think. What did you think about Erica's hidden talent?
[51:16] Speaker 4: I mean, I can't do it. I can erp a
[51:19] Speaker 4: lot unnecessarily, but I don't know they're coming. That's called indigestion.
[51:26] Speaker 4: Acid reflex. Acid reflex. But I, I mean, I was, okay, great.
[51:32] Speaker 3: It's a hidden talent. You want to see mine? No.
[51:35] Speaker 4: I thought you were going to fart or something. Oh,
[51:38] Speaker 4: your tongue. Oh, you make it like wavy or do
[51:42] Speaker 4: you roll it? I can roll it too. You go.
[51:44] Speaker 4: You know, a lot of people can't do that. Yeah,
[51:49] Speaker 4: I can do it.
[51:49] Speaker 3: But I've only met three people in my life who
[51:51] Speaker 3: can do this. You flip it upside down. Watch me
[51:54] Speaker 3: do it.
[51:54] Speaker 4: My mom can do it. I can't do it. My
[51:59] Speaker 4: mom can do it.
[52:00] Speaker 3: She can.
[52:01] Speaker 4: She can flip her tongue. It's where you roll your
[52:03] Speaker 4: tongue in half and hold it together. I can't do it.
[52:06] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[52:08] Speaker 4: You're probably good at blowjobs too.
[52:09] Speaker 3: Well, I've never gotten any compliments. Never any complaints either.
[52:15] Speaker 4: I was going to say, no complaints either.
[52:19] Speaker 3: But then.
[52:20] Speaker 4: I have to say, I can't believe I'm going to
[52:23] Speaker 4: say this. What? We were first dating. Quiet because he's
[52:27] Speaker 4: up there. I remember doing that. And then looking at
[52:30] Speaker 4: his face, he had like a terror on his.
[52:34] Speaker 3: Face.
[52:35] Speaker 4: I was like, oh my God, am I biting? What
[52:38] Speaker 4: am I doing?
[52:39] Speaker 3: He's like... well because there's times where you like hear
[52:48] Speaker 3: that this is a good thing like and then you
[52:51] Speaker 3: try something new and you're like i'm pretty sure.
[52:54] Speaker 2: This is unenjoyable it's like what are you doing and
[52:59] Speaker 2: it's like dry like cotton mouth there's no way you're
[53:04] Speaker 2: enjoying this that is so funny he looked like he
[53:09] Speaker 2: hated it as much as i hate the word queef.
[53:13] Speaker 3: Oh, my gosh. Well, after Erica reveals her hidden talent,
[53:18] Speaker 3: Erin reveals that she can queef on demand.
[53:21] Speaker 4: You want to know the sad thing about this?
[53:23] Speaker 3: What?
[53:25] Speaker 4: I tried. Don't you, like, suck air and push it out?
[53:33] Speaker 4: Is that what it is? I tried.
[53:34] Speaker 3: I got on all fours.
[53:36] Speaker 4: No, you didn't.
[53:37] Speaker 3: Yes, I did. Oh, my God.
[53:39] Speaker 4: Now I have a visual. Did you have... underwear. Do
[53:43] Speaker 4: you have pants on? I took, I did this right
[53:44] Speaker 4: out of the shower.
[53:45] Speaker 3: I wanted to know. I said, because I, it has
[53:48] Speaker 3: happened before.
[53:48] Speaker 5: And I hate when it happens when you're having sex
[53:50] Speaker 5: and you're that.
[53:51] Speaker 4: Like, and you're like, Oh my God. Then you're like,
[53:55] Speaker 4: I didn't fart.
[53:59] Speaker 3: Like, sorry, that's just your penis air coming out of
[54:01] Speaker 3: my vagina. But like, I was like, I need to know,
[54:05] Speaker 3: can I do this? And I got out of the
[54:09] Speaker 3: shower and I was like, okay, I'm here we go.
[54:11] Speaker 3: Got on all fours and then tried to suck in
[54:15] Speaker 3: air and then it out and it, nothing happened. Honestly,
[54:18] Speaker 3: it's as if my vagina, it's probably too tight.
[54:22] Speaker 4: It's too tight. That's what it is. It's too tight.
[54:24] Speaker 3: It's definitely what it is. Maybe I've always recently birthed.
[54:28] Speaker 4: Maybe, you know, I've always wondered, can you accidentally poop
[54:32] Speaker 4: while you're having sex? If it's in your butt? No,
[54:36] Speaker 4: not in your butt. Like if you're just doing it
[54:37] Speaker 4: and maybe you like, you feel like they're like, I would.
[54:41] Speaker 3: Be so scared.
[54:42] Speaker 5: The only time there's ever been any poop involved.
[54:47] Speaker 4: Don't ever start a course, a sentence like that. The
[54:51] Speaker 4: only time there was poop involved. The only time there.
[54:54] Speaker 3: Was ever poop involved was the first time that I
[54:56] Speaker 3: had anal sex.
[54:57] Speaker 4: Well, okay. That makes sense.
[54:59] Speaker 3: But I'm saying, can you like, and then the next
[55:01] Speaker 3: day was a rough freaking day for me.
[55:04] Speaker 4: I got to tell you, I was like, it wasn't
[55:06] Speaker 4: as bad as the day you ate ass. And then
[55:08] Speaker 4: you called me.
[55:14] Speaker 3: Ew!
[55:14] Speaker 4: You were so disgusted with yourself.
[55:18] Speaker 3: I can't believe.
[55:20] Speaker 4: I ate ass. Should we apologize to our listeners now?
[55:25] Speaker 3: You know I was trying to save my marriage when
[55:28] Speaker 3: I was eating ass.
[55:31] Speaker 4: Didn't work. Didn't work. Guess what?
[55:34] Speaker 3: Didn't love it.
[55:36] Speaker 4: Didn't love it. Never tried it. But this was the
[55:39] Speaker 4: best part.
[55:40] Speaker 5: Remember when I was eating ass and then he was
[55:42] Speaker 5: so drunk he threw up?
[55:43] Speaker 1: Oh, yes. Yes.
[55:45] Speaker 4: Yes. It's better than shitting. He's like, hold on a second.
[55:50] Speaker 4: Hold on a second. Then he goes in the bathroom.
[55:52] Speaker 3: He's like.
[55:54] Speaker 4: Oh, my God. Do you imagine if he shit in
[55:56] Speaker 4: your mouth? I.
[55:58] Speaker 4: I've never done that since, and I don't think I
[56:01] Speaker 4: ever will.
[56:02] Speaker 3: Eating acid's not fun.
[56:03] Speaker 4: It's probably what gave you the brain tumors.
[56:05] Speaker 3: That's what it was. But Aaron and Cy talk by
[56:10] Speaker 3: the fire pit, where Aaron explains how her makeup artist
[56:14] Speaker 3: already knew about the divorce when she spoke with him
[56:17] Speaker 3: about it.
[56:17] Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
[56:18] Speaker 3: Cy explains to Aaron the reason she thought Aaron would
[56:21] Speaker 3: expose her stuff is because she shared the Povit rumor
[56:24] Speaker 3: in front of other people. I think you get drunk
[56:27] Speaker 3: and talk. Don't we all?
[56:29] Speaker 4: It's not okay is what she says. Okay. So this is,
[56:38] Speaker 4: I get it in normal life. Like we don't do
[56:40] Speaker 4: stuff like that. They supposedly were not supposed to do
[56:44] Speaker 4: stuff like that. But this whole show is about, and
[56:46] Speaker 4: I know that it was a conversation that happened off camera.
[56:48] Speaker 4: It was at BravoCon, I believe, right? Yes. We're in
[56:52] Speaker 4: our element. We're talking. We're probably should talk in some
[56:56] Speaker 4: cast mates. It got brought up. It doesn't sound like
[57:00] Speaker 4: it's a huge secret around town. People have been saying
[57:04] Speaker 4: they've been here for three years.
[57:05] Speaker 3: I don't really buy Sai's excuse because she's saying if
[57:09] Speaker 3: it wasn't brought up on camera that she wouldn't have
[57:13] Speaker 3: brought her makeup artist into doing it.
[57:16] Speaker 4: Sai, you're the one that brought it up on camera.
[57:18] Speaker 4: So you're saying Sai's the one that brought it up.
[57:20] Speaker 4: So she can't really bitch about, you know, she's spreading
[57:23] Speaker 4: the rumor way bigger than Aaron ever did.
[57:27] Speaker 5: And then she's also calling her makeup artist to confirm
[57:30] Speaker 5: the rumor.
[57:31] Speaker 4: Right. So how can this be Aaron's fault? But I
[57:35] Speaker 4: kind of, I agree, but I kind of feel like
[57:38] Speaker 4: Sai is kind of acting a little bit holier than
[57:40] Speaker 4: thou at this moment. Like you get drunk and you
[57:45] Speaker 4: talk about people and I'm like, I'm pretty sure if
[57:47] Speaker 4: we go back to the last two seasons they were on,
[57:49] Speaker 4: we would have caught Sai doing the same thing. It's
[57:51] Speaker 4: kind of just what we do as housewives.
[57:54] Speaker 3: Like, I also am having a hard time believing that
[57:57] Speaker 3: Psy has the patience level. Like, makes me seem like
[58:01] Speaker 3: I have high patience. And, like, I have the worst
[58:03] Speaker 3: patience ever. But, like, the idea that Psy and Jessel
[58:08] Speaker 3: are so close is hard for me to believe.
[58:11] Speaker 4: Do you think it's convenience?
[58:12] Speaker 3: Yes. Is it some friendship that involved... Was it trauma
[58:17] Speaker 3: bonding over the show?
[58:18] Speaker 4: Is it half their cast was fired, so they got
[58:21] Speaker 4: closer off-season trying to figure things out? Yeah, I mean,
[58:24] Speaker 4: that's the.
[58:24] Speaker 3: Only thing I can think. Yeah. Sai says she loves Aaron,
[58:27] Speaker 3: but she can't trust her. And I'm like, but you
[58:31] Speaker 3: can trust Jessel?
[58:32] Speaker 4: I know. I know. Well, we got the mid-season trailer,
[58:37] Speaker 4: and we get to meet Devin Simone, who joins as
[58:41] Speaker 4: a friend of I didn't know who she was. I
[58:43] Speaker 4: had to Google her. I guess she was on The
[58:47] Speaker 4: Challenge and another reality show already. Like Real World Challenge?
[58:52] Speaker 3: That kind of MTV The Challenge?
[58:55] Speaker 4: Yeah.
[58:55] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[58:55] Speaker 4: So she's been on a couple of reality shows already.
[58:58] Speaker 4: And we also see Lindsay Hubbard. She does a cameo.
[59:02] Speaker 4: We thought for a minute that Lindsay was going to
[59:03] Speaker 4: be cast on New York. And then we got I know.
[59:06] Speaker 3: And then she broke our hearts and told us that
[59:09] Speaker 3: she wasn't.
[59:10] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[59:10] Speaker 4: She was on the real world too. And she was
[59:14] Speaker 4: on the challenge.
[59:16] Speaker 3: So Devin was on the real world and she was
[59:19] Speaker 3: on the challenge.
[59:21] Speaker 4: What year? Well, I saw pictures of her and Johnny bananas.
[59:25] Speaker 4: So Johnny's been on since day one though, I think.
[59:28] Speaker 4: So I don't know. I don't know, but she looks interesting. 2009.
[59:32] Speaker 4: She looks interesting. She looks like she really gets into
[59:35] Speaker 4: it with the other girls. We see her fighting. She's
[59:41] Speaker 4: getting into it. It seems like she doesn't really get
[59:43] Speaker 4: along with Psy.
[59:45] Speaker 3: No.
[59:45] Speaker 4: Well, and then Psy and Carol fight about the Epstein again.
[59:47] Speaker 3: Yeah. And then there's talk that Aaron's business is in trouble.
[59:54] Speaker 4: So the justice says that Daisy has been unfaithful in
[59:56] Speaker 4: her marriage and what causes her to lose her shit
[59:59] Speaker 4: and walk off and have like that moment where you're
[1:00:03] Speaker 4: talking to video village or the producers and I'm not
[1:00:06] Speaker 4: doing this. If they're going to do this to me,
[1:00:08] Speaker 4: I'm out of here.
[1:00:08] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[1:00:10] Speaker 4: They show it.
[1:00:11] Speaker 3: They show it. They show the behind, but no, we
[1:00:14] Speaker 3: actually never talked about maybe because it was on last
[1:00:16] Speaker 3: week's episode and I wasn't on, but it's either way.
[1:00:18] Speaker 4: It was still great to me.
[1:00:20] Speaker 3: When Daisy goes back, Cy, I mean, it's like you
[1:00:24] Speaker 3: don't like my popcorn ceilings.
[1:00:26] Speaker 4: And Cy goes, I don't like.
[1:00:27] Speaker 3: Your popcorn ceilings.
[1:00:31] Speaker 5: You can't make me like them.
[1:00:32] Speaker 4: I will never like them. Yeah, well, it looks good. Mid-season.
[1:00:37] Speaker 4: So do they not? So if this is mid-season and
[1:00:40] Speaker 4: we're on, what, episode seven? Do you think they have?
[1:00:43] Speaker 4: So they have a short season, about 14 episodes?
[1:00:45] Speaker 3: Probably. I mean, Erica also loses her shit on Daisy
[1:00:49] Speaker 3: for talking shit on her husband.
[1:00:51] Speaker 4: There's a lot of shit talking on husbands.
[1:00:53] Speaker 3: Husbands.
[1:00:53] Speaker 4: Yeah.
[1:00:54] Speaker 3: Yeah. The husband. So, I mean, it's there's we're going
[1:01:02] Speaker 3: to see. I wonder if this is about to be
[1:01:04] Speaker 3: a Real Housewives of Beverly Hills where not one person
[1:01:08] Speaker 3: is married. Yeah.
[1:01:10] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[1:01:11] Speaker 3: Because originally in New York, was anyone married?
[1:01:16] Speaker 4: Yeah, they were. I mean, others in Luann. A couple
[1:01:19] Speaker 4: of times.
[1:01:19] Speaker 3: Luann was married.
[1:01:20] Speaker 4: Ramona was married. Yeah, they were. Then Bethany ended up
[1:01:25] Speaker 4: getting married. And yeah, there was.
[1:01:28] Speaker 3: So, okay.
[1:01:29] Speaker 4: Well, I am going to go hit the road and
[1:01:32] Speaker 4: go back to Orange County now.
[1:01:33] Speaker 3: Oh, my gosh. All right.
[1:01:35] Speaker 4: Well, I'm going to hit the road. I have to
[1:01:36] Speaker 4: listen to Eddie singing. What song is he going to sing?
[1:01:39] Speaker 3: I don't know.
[1:01:41] Speaker 4: Bye-bye. He just gets into it and he's like, Brandy,
[1:01:48] Speaker 4: you're a fine girl. Brandy, you're a fine girl.
[1:01:53] Speaker 3: What the hell song is that?
[1:01:55] Speaker 4: Brandy. You know that song, Brandy?
[1:01:57] Speaker 3: No.
[1:01:58] Speaker 4: I guess you do. I'm going to send it to
[1:02:00] Speaker 4: you when we're done. Okay.
[1:02:02] Speaker 3: All right.
[1:02:03] Speaker 4: Well, thanks guys for tuning in to another episode. It
[1:02:05] Speaker 4: came out the same year. We'll be back tomorrow. Boyfriend
[1:02:07] Speaker 4: was born.
[1:02:08] Speaker 3: Bye.

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