# Crab Boils & Scavenger Hunts (The Valley Recap)

An episode of [Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1477524410), 29 May 2026, 45 min.

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This episode, we’re seeing a feisty side to Nia! Speaking of, why does Tamra think Teddi is a “difficult person”?! Teddi understands Michelle’s reaction to her divorce… Has Teddi’s divorce fully hit her? What advice can she lend to Michelle? Plus, we hear about an interaction between The Cougs and a high-energy housewife! What went down and how do Teddi and Tamra imagine the conversation going?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

## Transcript

[0:02] Speaker 1: Two Teas in a Pod which Teddy Mellencamp and camera Judge.
[0:09] Speaker 2: Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of to Teas in
[0:11] Speaker 2: a Pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp and Tamra Judge.
[0:14] Speaker 1: One day, I'm just going to say a different name.
[0:16] Speaker 2: You know, you should, just just to throw people off.
[0:18] Speaker 2: They'll never recognize your voice. No, we might as well.
[0:21] Speaker 2: I'm gonna try that next Today we're recapping the Valley
[0:25] Speaker 2: season three episode nine nine.
[0:28] Speaker 1: We got the I guess it would be called the
[0:30] Speaker 1: mid season trailer.
[0:31] Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's good.
[0:34] Speaker 1: And then we're having Lacy on next, which is going
[0:36] Speaker 1: to be amazing. So many questions to ask.
[0:38] Speaker 2: I bet ten dollars. Jesse comes with her, you think, so, yeah,
[0:42] Speaker 2: ten bucks?
[0:43] Speaker 1: Okay, we'll see ten bucks. I mean he probably will,
[0:46] Speaker 1: but I'll probably I can lose ten bucks, that's okay.
[0:49] Speaker 2: But can he lose two hundred? That's the question.
[0:52] Speaker 1: Well you need to get did you talk to him
[0:56] Speaker 1: at all about because you guys talk. He listens to
[0:59] Speaker 1: the pod and then he calls you.
[1:01] Speaker 2: Yeah, then he calls me and gives me the rundown.
[1:03] Speaker 1: So did he say anything about the two hundred dollars? No,
[1:07] Speaker 1: he said.
[1:07] Speaker 2: It was just like a switch of like it's always
[1:11] Speaker 2: tipped for tat with them.
[1:13] Speaker 1: I'm starting to but I did.
[1:15] Speaker 2: I did ask about does Lacy support your lifestyle?
[1:19] Speaker 1: I asked her too, because we're Instagram friends, and she
[1:21] Speaker 1: said appsolutely not. I would not support a man, she.
[1:26] Speaker 2: Said, I would not support a man. He's paid for
[1:28] Speaker 2: every day.
[1:29] Speaker 1: And he's he's a real estate agent, right.
[1:32] Speaker 2: He's a real estate agent. And I think he's got
[1:33] Speaker 2: like a new partner.
[1:35] Speaker 1: He's gay.
[1:36] Speaker 2: No, like people have partners in business.
[1:39] Speaker 1: Oh business partner or I'm like, oh, okay.
[1:42] Speaker 2: There's all I mean, he could be.
[1:46] Speaker 1: Who Bravo isn't through the list, my gosh.
[1:55] Speaker 2: So it starts out Kristin and luc are having another
[1:57] Speaker 2: date and all on the street. It made me sad
[2:01] Speaker 2: watching this date because that used to be my favorite
[2:04] Speaker 2: restaurant of all time. It was it was now it's
[2:07] Speaker 2: called Salty Girl, but it used to be called Cafe
[2:09] Speaker 2: Med and it was so good, and I lived right
[2:12] Speaker 2: near there and I would walk with the kids and
[2:14] Speaker 2: eat there almost every in your house now yeah, no
[2:17] Speaker 2: from my house, oh your prior house. Yeah, like right
[2:21] Speaker 2: at the beginning.
[2:22] Speaker 1: Kristen's boobs were a lot.
[2:25] Speaker 2: She almost had a nipslop.
[2:26] Speaker 1: Well, I mean you could see almost everything.
[2:30] Speaker 2: Well, what do you do if somebody called your boob
[2:32] Speaker 2: fun bags?
[2:33] Speaker 1: I mean, if it's my husband, like, okay, but if
[2:35] Speaker 1: it was like I don't know anybody else, it'd be
[2:39] Speaker 1: kind of weird. But I was like, girl, that looks
[2:41] Speaker 1: like it hurts, like we need to go brass shopping.
[2:44] Speaker 1: We need to go.
[2:45] Speaker 2: But I also don't know that I need to see
[2:47] Speaker 2: any more scenes of Kristen and Luke getting talking about
[2:50] Speaker 2: getting out of the house.
[2:52] Speaker 1: Well, at least they're out of the fucking house this episode. Right,
[2:55] Speaker 1: they're out of the house. They're on a date. They're
[2:57] Speaker 1: not fighting. He's very happy because he went fishing, fishing,
[3:03] Speaker 1: and then he had sex.
[3:05] Speaker 2: He went fishing and with Danny with the pole upside down?
[3:08] Speaker 2: Why was the pull ups because he's never fished before. Well,
[3:12] Speaker 2: doesn't he seem like he is really like an outdoorsy
[3:15] Speaker 2: person and does a lot of things. Who Danny? No,
[3:22] Speaker 2: you don't think he seems well? I mean I think
[3:23] Speaker 2: he gives that illusion like he's like a down home guy.
[3:26] Speaker 2: Where's he from? I heard and I could be wrong now,
[3:31] Speaker 2: but I heard that. Like he comes from a line
[3:35] Speaker 2: of pastors.
[3:36] Speaker 1: Are you serious?
[3:37] Speaker 2: Yes, Like his dad and his grandpa were both part
[3:40] Speaker 2: of the same like kind of megachurch. So he comes
[3:43] Speaker 2: from a line of pastors. Really yeah, but not in La.
[3:48] Speaker 2: So he has no excuse on why he doesn't know
[3:50] Speaker 2: how to use a fishing pole. Do you think he
[3:52] Speaker 2: was having a drink?
[3:55] Speaker 1: I mean, won't surprised me. I mean, the way things
[3:57] Speaker 1: are going, he's kind of always has a drink. I
[4:01] Speaker 1: don't know, maybe he's never fish before.
[4:04] Speaker 2: I'm sorry, it's pretty obvious.
[4:05] Speaker 1: Okay, he was drunk. Let's just okay, I'll give you
[4:08] Speaker 1: what you want.
[4:09] Speaker 2: Fine, Then Lala and Michelle go hiking, which Lala says
[4:13] Speaker 2: she never does. I find this like kind of hard
[4:15] Speaker 2: to believe. Also, they think that we're dumb because at
[4:17] Speaker 2: first they showed her with her hair tied up like this,
[4:21] Speaker 2: and they're a mid conversation, and then all of a
[4:22] Speaker 2: sudden her hair was back, and then all of a
[4:24] Speaker 2: sudden it was.
[4:25] Speaker 1: That's why they ask us for continuity reasons, like keep
[4:29] Speaker 1: your jacket on, keep your hat on, keep your sunglasses
[4:32] Speaker 1: on or off. Because when they cut the scenes back
[4:35] Speaker 1: and forth. You can have hat on and get a
[4:38] Speaker 1: hat off, and it's it's noticeable to you notice and
[4:41] Speaker 1: it's annoying to the fans, and then the fans think,
[4:44] Speaker 1: oh my god, they're having the conversation ting it and
[4:48] Speaker 1: they're put piecing it together and it's not necessarily that,
[4:52] Speaker 1: but bravo. People keep your hats on.
[4:55] Speaker 2: Yeah. I was also a little bit yeah, just keep
[4:58] Speaker 2: your hats on. But also it was a little litle
[5:00] Speaker 2: bit confused. Jesse took out a three hundred thousand dollars loan.
[5:05] Speaker 2: Do you understand the logic?
[5:07] Speaker 1: Okay? So SBA loan is basically a business loan backed
[5:11] Speaker 1: by the government to help small businesses borrow money more easily.
[5:14] Speaker 1: These were very big in the COVID days Oka from
[5:17] Speaker 1: what I understand. So I do know that you need
[5:20] Speaker 1: a business to qualify for this loan. And so I'm confused.
[5:24] Speaker 1: Does he own what business? Does he own?
[5:27] Speaker 2: They have a real estate business?
[5:28] Speaker 1: Okay, so they have a real estate business. So his
[5:32] Speaker 1: s Corp LLC or whatever it was.
[5:34] Speaker 2: He said, his escorts Corps Corp.
[5:40] Speaker 1: So I understand it. But he never paid it back
[5:45] Speaker 1: and now Michelle is making it out to be like.
[5:49] Speaker 2: It's like she didn't realize that it was happening.
[5:52] Speaker 1: She didn't know those dead. He did it. She's responsible
[5:56] Speaker 1: for half of it. And I don't know that I'm
[5:59] Speaker 1: believing everything she's saying.
[6:00] Speaker 2: I think that she adds a little sauce to the tacos.
[6:03] Speaker 1: I think so too.
[6:04] Speaker 2: And if she is owing all this money, no wonder
[6:06] Speaker 2: she's going for doctor Dre, Well she won't have to
[6:10] Speaker 2: worry about money again.
[6:11] Speaker 1: Yeah, I think Jesse on mine that there's a picture
[6:15] Speaker 1: of doctor Dre right outside. I know, right outside, right,
[6:19] Speaker 1: there's a picture out there. So let's see if he
[6:22] Speaker 1: gets annoyed by it.
[6:23] Speaker 2: I'm sure he'll probably notice it.
[6:24] Speaker 1: He'll probably think that we put it up there on purpose.
[6:27] Speaker 1: Lala was talking about how she will never pro create
[6:31] Speaker 1: with a man again.
[6:33] Speaker 2: Do you think she'll end up changing her mind on
[6:35] Speaker 2: that because she's such a good mom.
[6:38] Speaker 1: She's got two girls. She's not in a relationship that
[6:42] Speaker 1: we know about. I just saw her over the weekend.
[6:46] Speaker 1: I'm not quite sure how old she is.
[6:48] Speaker 2: Lala's thirty five.
[6:49] Speaker 1: Okay, so Lala's thirty five. She could still have kids.
[6:52] Speaker 2: She could still have kids.
[6:55] Speaker 1: But she might just go straight to the sperm bank.
[6:58] Speaker 2: But she I don't think she's going to have more kids.
[7:01] Speaker 2: If that's the case, she knows, Yeah, she's single. I
[7:03] Speaker 2: don't think she's gonna have more kids. But I mean
[7:05] Speaker 2: she has a good amount of support with her mom
[7:07] Speaker 2: and her brother. Yeah. But I what I'm realizing with
[7:12] Speaker 2: Michelle is every time that Michelle talks, it's this is
[7:16] Speaker 2: why Jesse is doing these things wrong. I didn't realize
[7:21] Speaker 2: Jesse was doing this to me.
[7:23] Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean Jesse, this Jesse, that Jesse's doing this
[7:26] Speaker 1: and Jesse's not doing that. And it's gonna be interesting
[7:30] Speaker 1: because we all know that we don't get all the
[7:33] Speaker 1: truth on these reality shows.
[7:34] Speaker 2: And that's why I have to remember there has to
[7:36] Speaker 2: have been something that was a little bit err about
[7:40] Speaker 2: Michelle because she moved in with Honeybee guy right away.
[7:44] Speaker 1: Well, now she with doctor Drey. Now she wrote doctor Drey. Well,
[7:49] Speaker 1: Kristen and Zach have a talk with Nia about San Diego.
[7:52] Speaker 1: Nia immediately get is defensive, claiming Danny had a bad moment. Now,
[7:56] Speaker 1: I feel like these bad moments have been happening a lot. Nia, like,
[8:00] Speaker 1: I love a supportive wife, But do you think she
[8:05] Speaker 1: gets it.
[8:06] Speaker 2: I think, you know, Nia angrily strapping the baby onto
[8:10] Speaker 2: her as.
[8:10] Speaker 1: I've never seen her so revved up, and she was like.
[8:16] Speaker 2: And the baby's like no.
[8:18] Speaker 1: But that leads me to believe like there might be
[8:21] Speaker 1: another site to her No.
[8:22] Speaker 2: I mean, she was pissed that poor baby.
[8:26] Speaker 1: I was like, oh, by the way, I don't think
[8:27] Speaker 1: anything horrible at that point was said. It was just
[8:30] Speaker 1: more questioning. I understand this is what the second or
[8:33] Speaker 1: third year of the everybody questioning his drinking. All I
[8:38] Speaker 1: can say is Janet is just sitting back. She doesn't
[8:40] Speaker 1: have to say a fucking word. She's like, here's the thing.
[8:44] Speaker 2: This is where I think there is some confusion. I
[8:47] Speaker 2: think this is who he is, whether he drinks or
[8:50] Speaker 2: he doesn't drink.
[8:50] Speaker 1: You think so.
[8:51] Speaker 2: I think this is like have you watched some of
[8:54] Speaker 2: these like LDS.
[8:57] Speaker 1: Shows like Mormon Wives.
[9:00] Speaker 2: I guess, well, we're like the husband is complete control,
[9:04] Speaker 2: is you know, and the woman does whatever the husband.
[9:08] Speaker 1: Says, like an old school marriage, like an old school marriage,
[9:12] Speaker 1: like and kind of what like That's that works for
[9:14] Speaker 1: a lot of people. A lot of women, they don't
[9:17] Speaker 1: want to work and they want to be taken care of.
[9:19] Speaker 1: And that's fine, you're going to get well, you're working.
[9:22] Speaker 2: Raising a kid is working.
[9:24] Speaker 1: No, I understand that if you don't want to work
[9:27] Speaker 1: outside the house and you want to stay home, and
[9:29] Speaker 1: you think like it does happen a lot with especially
[9:33] Speaker 1: very religious families, where you know, the guy has a role,
[9:37] Speaker 1: the woman has a role, and I feel like that's
[9:39] Speaker 1: kind of what we're getting from it.
[9:41] Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's what we're seeing.
[9:43] Speaker 1: And I think it's fine, which he if that's me once,
[9:46] Speaker 1: but not that. Not the rudeness.
[9:48] Speaker 2: Well, I don't know. She got so defensive that and
[9:51] Speaker 2: she's like, obviously we have our own therapists that we
[9:55] Speaker 2: talked to at home about this. We handle everything behind
[9:58] Speaker 2: closed doors. And you know what, I only think that's
[10:01] Speaker 2: so healthy, Like if you don't have anyone to vent
[10:04] Speaker 2: to ever.
[10:06] Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I think you could. You could see
[10:08] Speaker 1: her breaking point. She's holding back the tears, she's flinging
[10:11] Speaker 1: that baby around like a rag doll. She's like, she's
[10:15] Speaker 1: just over it. She has for the past few years
[10:17] Speaker 1: just been defending her husband in her marriage.
[10:20] Speaker 2: I mean, she was even pissed when she walked in
[10:22] Speaker 2: that house and that dog barked, But beware of the loud, dark,
[10:28] Speaker 2: barking noises.
[10:29] Speaker 1: I love that she's talking to her baby like she
[10:31] Speaker 1: knows what she's saying. She's like when we when we
[10:33] Speaker 1: walk up, there's gonna be a loud, barking noise and
[10:37] Speaker 1: the little girl's like, he just fling me around in
[10:40] Speaker 1: my little thing.
[10:42] Speaker 2: Now.
[10:42] Speaker 1: Do you believe that Danny doesn't drink at home?
[10:44] Speaker 2: I mean I believe. I don't think he's a big drinker.
[10:47] Speaker 2: I think he's a bad drinker.
[10:50] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[10:50] Speaker 2: I don't think he's somebody that goes home every night
[10:53] Speaker 2: and has a couple drinks. I think when he drinks,
[10:55] Speaker 2: he drinks too much and he's a bad drinker.
[10:57] Speaker 1: Do you think Kristen is her protecting them in any way?
[11:01] Speaker 1: Do you think she knows more?
[11:03] Speaker 2: I think she realizes that they all drink a lot
[11:07] Speaker 2: on that show. Yeah.
[11:09] Speaker 1: And I think that Nia was kind of saying that, yeah.
[11:11] Speaker 1: I mean she says like Brittany gets drunk and is
[11:14] Speaker 1: out of control and somebody else does like we all
[11:16] Speaker 1: do this.
[11:17] Speaker 2: Yeah, but I think that that's why they need to
[11:20] Speaker 2: stop with it being just about the alcohol. It's gotta
[11:23] Speaker 2: be also well, I.
[11:24] Speaker 1: Thought Lalla summed it up very well. Last episode. She's like, listen,
[11:28] Speaker 1: I'm not saying you have a drinking problem. That's not
[11:30] Speaker 1: for me to diagnose you. But you're rude to your wife.
[11:33] Speaker 2: Yeah, but he was rude during the Safari earlier in
[11:36] Speaker 2: the day, and I don't know that he was pounding
[11:38] Speaker 2: it out that early in the day like that. He
[11:41] Speaker 2: would have reason.
[11:41] Speaker 1: I mean, last year, Jana brought it up all the
[11:43] Speaker 1: time and then she just got shipped for it. So
[11:46] Speaker 1: it's it's crazy that Laala's brought it up and everybody's like, oh, yes,
[11:50] Speaker 1: I feel like this is.
[11:51] Speaker 2: Why Lala came in. Lala came in so she could
[11:55] Speaker 2: handle what.
[11:56] Speaker 1: So Janet will stop getting death threats, yes.
[12:02] Speaker 2: Because clearly nobody was going to believe Janet. Everybody was like.
[12:06] Speaker 1: You know, I found found weird in a in a
[12:09] Speaker 1: production type of way. We're in a scene with Kristin
[12:12] Speaker 1: Zach and all that NIA, and then right after that
[12:16] Speaker 1: we go right into NIA with Danny.
[12:19] Speaker 2: And of course Danny's put like buffer in between.
[12:22] Speaker 1: It's like she's in one seat now she's home.
[12:24] Speaker 2: Like, we know that took an hour drive, not even
[12:26] Speaker 2: a car drive, we know that took an hour and
[12:28] Speaker 2: forty five minutes for you to get there, helly, and
[12:30] Speaker 2: don't you worry. She made sure that they were going
[12:33] Speaker 2: to film him putting the baby down. Yes, he's like, no,
[12:37] Speaker 2: she's down down, like she's asleep. I even got her
[12:40] Speaker 2: binky for like he I mean.
[12:42] Speaker 1: I would have liked to see a little in the
[12:44] Speaker 1: car moment like it.
[12:45] Speaker 2: Was like, oh, how'd she get up? She's like, I know,
[12:48] Speaker 2: I kind of filled you in. Iddink No, I feel
[12:52] Speaker 2: like she can get pissed. I think she's got another
[12:56] Speaker 2: side to her too. I think she's beautiful.
[12:58] Speaker 1: She does have another side to her, just being super
[13:01] Speaker 1: nice and sweet and kind of a pushover.
[13:03] Speaker 2: I like it. I don't know. I think I think.
[13:07] Speaker 2: You know, when she goes home and she immediately fills
[13:10] Speaker 2: Danny in, Danny's like, okay, Danny doesn't even really seem
[13:15] Speaker 2: to care at this point.
[13:16] Speaker 1: Well, one of them said that Danny has a target
[13:18] Speaker 1: on his back. Do you think he has a target
[13:21] Speaker 1: on his back? Like he thinks like the entire cast
[13:24] Speaker 1: is just out to get him.
[13:26] Speaker 2: I think the entire cast thinks he's annoying.
[13:29] Speaker 1: Yeah, I could see that drinking or.
[13:31] Speaker 2: No drinking it And then when is drinking. It's about
[13:35] Speaker 2: his actions, Like even when he drinks with most people,
[13:39] Speaker 2: and even in the trailer when he's like, well what
[13:41] Speaker 2: did he say? That was kind of funny. He's like,
[13:43] Speaker 2: let's go, oh go, And then I'm like, Jesse's like,
[13:48] Speaker 2: I'm not a let's go guy.
[13:49] Speaker 1: I kana, Let's go guy, Jesse. Yeah, that was a
[13:51] Speaker 1: good one. Minor Now Danny is now saying, well, I
[13:55] Speaker 1: don't think I'm gonna drink in front of them anymore.
[13:57] Speaker 2: Well, see, I think that's.
[14:00] Speaker 1: You think move moving forward. I would too if somebody
[14:03] Speaker 1: was calling me an alcoholic or drunk and all this
[14:05] Speaker 1: stuff on a show, I'd be like, well, I'm not
[14:07] Speaker 1: gonna drink in front of them anymore and see what happens.
[14:11] Speaker 2: But if you're not really a drunk, then there shouldn't
[14:13] Speaker 2: be a problem for you to have a drink.
[14:14] Speaker 1: Yeah, But he's always having to defend himself and explain
[14:16] Speaker 1: himself and all that. So he's like, I'll solve this.
[14:20] Speaker 1: I'm not gonna drink. Let's see if he doesn't drink
[14:22] Speaker 1: the rest of this season.
[14:23] Speaker 2: But she kind of doesn't want him to. Did you
[14:25] Speaker 2: hear see her say that? Like she's like well, you know,
[14:27] Speaker 2: I wouldn't say that. I mean, they all just drink
[14:29] Speaker 2: too much. I think she's trying to steer him away
[14:33] Speaker 2: from this is a drinking problem and steer him towards
[14:37] Speaker 2: this is a you problem because he's he's I know,
[14:42] Speaker 2: he's got to have been watching these last couple episodes
[14:44] Speaker 2: and seeing his behavior because like I follow him on
[14:47] Speaker 2: Instagram because remember him and Edwin r pals and there's
[14:53] Speaker 2: all these videos now all the time where he's all
[14:55] Speaker 2: like he goola got to the baby, and like, yeah,
[14:58] Speaker 2: he's really up in it. He's up in the dot
[15:02] Speaker 2: of the year.
[15:03] Speaker 1: Bug you when people get like busted, I mean, I
[15:05] Speaker 1: want to throw this one out there. But Stephen McBee,
[15:09] Speaker 1: he got in some heat recently and now all his
[15:11] Speaker 1: videos are with his niece.
[15:13] Speaker 2: I know.
[15:13] Speaker 1: I'm like, come like, we know what you're doing.
[15:16] Speaker 2: We know what you're doing, we know what you're doing.
[15:18] Speaker 2: We saw. I was up at five am and saw
[15:21] Speaker 2: all your posts. I saw when you got to the
[15:23] Speaker 2: gym and she wasn't answering you and she was still
[15:25] Speaker 2: out and you can go to the last day of
[15:28] Speaker 2: stage coach. I know every single part of it, even
[15:31] Speaker 2: though I don't even know who you are McBee or
[15:33] Speaker 2: what your first dame is.
[15:35] Speaker 1: I met a few times. He was really nice to me,
[15:37] Speaker 1: but it's like you're in hot water, Oh go take
[15:40] Speaker 1: video with babies.
[15:41] Speaker 2: Yeah, or you're in hot water, just get cancer.
[15:45] Speaker 1: Go yeah, there you go, or just get cancer that's
[15:48] Speaker 1: so morbid, or just like go donate food to shelter
[15:53] Speaker 1: or something.
[15:54] Speaker 2: Yeah. Then Janet and Jason are at an orthopedic surgeon's
[16:04] Speaker 2: office for Jason see.
[16:05] Speaker 1: That I know her, you know the doctor.
[16:08] Speaker 2: I knew the doctor.
[16:09] Speaker 1: I was like, hey, wait, why did you where'd you go?
[16:12] Speaker 2: Because my kids? I thought she was a kid's orthopedic surgeon.
[16:16] Speaker 1: Why were your kid who had orthopedic surgery?
[16:20] Speaker 2: I think Cruz focused thumb. Oh okay, I think that
[16:24] Speaker 2: she didn't. He didn't have surgery. He just had to
[16:25] Speaker 2: go get an X ray.
[16:27] Speaker 1: I remember seeing Janet the beginning of the year on
[16:31] Speaker 1: an iHeart event and she was telling me about this
[16:34] Speaker 1: what happened, right? And so when I saw him playing basketball,
[16:37] Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, this must be where he
[16:39] Speaker 1: falls and boxes knee up.
[16:42] Speaker 2: Well, I have a question. When we were at Bravocon,
[16:44] Speaker 2: was he did he have a knee cart.
[16:47] Speaker 1: I don't remember.
[16:49] Speaker 2: I kind of feel like getting tight in that area
[16:52] Speaker 2: where we first walk into because a bravocn they walk
[16:55] Speaker 2: us all into the same room.
[16:57] Speaker 1: He might have had crutches or something he had to us.
[16:59] Speaker 2: I think he had something either that I just saw
[17:02] Speaker 2: a shit ton of babies and strollers.
[17:04] Speaker 1: Well, then you see him in his confessional. He's sitting
[17:06] Speaker 1: there with no knee brace or anything. He's like talking
[17:07] Speaker 1: about the surgery he just had, and I'm like, why
[17:11] Speaker 1: he doesn't look like your leg's not doing well. But
[17:13] Speaker 1: it's a nine to twelve month recovery, which is and
[17:16] Speaker 1: when they show his knee and explain what happened, that's
[17:20] Speaker 1: the same shit that just happened to my dog. Yeah,
[17:22] Speaker 1: both knees. That Vicky's going through that right now, but
[17:25] Speaker 1: refuses to Vick she tore the ligaments in her knee.
[17:29] Speaker 1: So she's been you know, you saw the leaked pictures
[17:32] Speaker 1: of us in Vegas and she's on a scooter. And
[17:34] Speaker 1: that's why, Well.
[17:36] Speaker 2: The fact that it's such a long recovery, he gets
[17:39] Speaker 2: emotional about how.
[17:41] Speaker 1: I loved this point. Well, the reason why he gets
[17:43] Speaker 1: emotional at first, I'm like, don't get a wash and
[17:45] Speaker 1: I'll please don't cry because your knee, don't do that.
[17:48] Speaker 1: And then he's like he starts crying because or tearing
[17:51] Speaker 1: up because he's worried he's not gonna be able to
[17:54] Speaker 1: bond with his son that he's very active with for
[17:56] Speaker 1: the next year. And I'm like, oh, what a good dad.
[18:00] Speaker 2: Also, this pushes off when they can have another baby.
[18:05] Speaker 2: Think about it.
[18:06] Speaker 1: I can't fuck when his knee hurts.
[18:07] Speaker 2: No, they talk about it in this episode that he
[18:10] Speaker 2: can't fuck. There's no way. What? Yes? When did I
[18:14] Speaker 2: miss that? Yes, they talk about it in this episode
[18:17] Speaker 2: that like they tried out, they were trying to come
[18:19] Speaker 2: up with all the different that's right.
[18:20] Speaker 1: That's when Zach's like, I'll give him a blowy. Yeah,
[18:25] Speaker 1: He's like, but he's got me blocked. Yeah, that's right.
[18:29] Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, Luke.
[18:32] Speaker 2: Has nothing to bitch about at this point.
[18:34] Speaker 1: No, I mean, because you're you have surgery on your knee,
[18:37] Speaker 1: you can't.
[18:38] Speaker 2: What are you gonna do binge your knee or you're
[18:39] Speaker 2: gonna have sex straight like this.
[18:42] Speaker 1: There's there's a will, there's a way. Trust me.
[18:45] Speaker 2: I don't know.
[18:46] Speaker 1: I was a teenager once, but I think either I
[18:48] Speaker 1: did crazy shit in crazy places.
[18:50] Speaker 2: I think when he's in that much pain, it would
[18:52] Speaker 2: be hard for them to try to have another baby
[18:55] Speaker 2: right now.
[18:55] Speaker 1: No freaking problem been in his knee, at his in
[18:57] Speaker 1: his confessional.
[18:59] Speaker 2: Well, you're really going to carry that one on?
[19:02] Speaker 1: I am. I noticed the no break between the two scenes.
[19:07] Speaker 1: He met in the confessional. Well, and I was, I'm professional.
[19:11] Speaker 1: You know I'm professional. Line is running? Is it inconsecutive?
[19:20] Speaker 1: How do you say that in non concu consecutive longest running?
[19:25] Speaker 2: You're a professional? You no one's gotten anything passion.
[19:28] Speaker 1: I'm non consecutive, but I get it, I see it,
[19:30] Speaker 1: I feel it, I speak it.
[19:34] Speaker 2: Then this is the next thing that I really am
[19:37] Speaker 2: confused about. All the girls plus Zach are at Brittany's
[19:41] Speaker 2: to hang out before her Mommy makeover. She's got a
[19:44] Speaker 2: crab boil that got her kikaboobs. This is the day
[19:47] Speaker 2: before her search.
[19:48] Speaker 1: Well, they play it like it's a day. I started
[19:51] Speaker 1: to think that maybe it's not, because you're not going
[19:53] Speaker 1: to be eating all that food and drinking alcohol. And
[19:57] Speaker 1: the night.
[19:57] Speaker 2: Before we didn't see your drink alcohol. I can say
[19:59] Speaker 2: that didn't see her drink, but maybe she got the
[20:02] Speaker 2: bum into the stick and she got the last surgery
[20:05] Speaker 2: of the day, so maybe that's why she could still eat.
[20:07] Speaker 2: But none of those girls wanted to have the crab ooil,
[20:09] Speaker 2: none of them. Did you see them all picking around
[20:11] Speaker 2: on it?
[20:12] Speaker 1: Yeah, I really like, I don't like eating with my hands,
[20:14] Speaker 1: and I was like, no, it's messy, and it was
[20:17] Speaker 1: like we've done it before on the show, that whole
[20:20] Speaker 1: crab bake throw it on a table on trust mad,
[20:26] Speaker 1: I don't want to do that, but.
[20:30] Speaker 2: I was.
[20:30] Speaker 1: I mean, the cake was cute.
[20:32] Speaker 2: The cake was cute. And then Laala says, Lalla gets
[20:36] Speaker 2: getting confused here why Lawa is about to start crying,
[20:38] Speaker 2: and I'm like, what's happening here?
[20:40] Speaker 1: I'm like, what she's going in for the cow?
[20:42] Speaker 2: I'm like, what's happening? Who's she taking down? And then
[20:44] Speaker 2: she says she's fine. She's really happy to see that
[20:49] Speaker 2: Brittany is going to be the person that they've all
[20:52] Speaker 2: been seeing. Yeah.
[20:53] Speaker 1: I thought that was really sweet of her, but also like, oh.
[20:55] Speaker 2: I'm so glad that with plastic surgery, you're going to
[20:58] Speaker 2: see yourself the way we see you. Why too? That's
[21:04] Speaker 2: kind of like the backhanded compliment is that.
[21:06] Speaker 1: Don't worry, honey, you'll be better. I am so glad
[21:13] Speaker 1: we get a full body makeup and you can see
[21:15] Speaker 1: what we see. Yeah, we see that underneath all that. Wait,
[21:21] Speaker 1: but then I don't know if this this pissed me off,
[21:23] Speaker 1: but Nia calling out Jasmine for opening up a bottle
[21:26] Speaker 1: of expensive wine. It's not even her wine or her house, like, okay,
[21:31] Speaker 1: so Jasmine opened up a bottle of opus wine. And
[21:36] Speaker 1: if Brittany wasn't bothered, Sotty wasn't bothered, how you bothered?
[21:39] Speaker 2: Well? I think Nia was doing her best to show
[21:41] Speaker 2: the cameras or to show us that she's talk that
[21:43] Speaker 2: she's drinking, that she doesn't have to breastfeed the kids.
[21:49] Speaker 2: So she's drinking tonight because multiple times she's like, I
[21:51] Speaker 2: need another drink.
[21:52] Speaker 1: Is it her drinking or is it she's showing everybody
[21:55] Speaker 1: else is drinking.
[21:56] Speaker 2: I think both. She wants to bring the whole drinking
[22:00] Speaker 2: thing to light. So that's why the whole Opus won.
[22:03] Speaker 2: This is seventy five dollars per glass, which I don't
[22:07] Speaker 2: even know if that's true, that's not true. I don't
[22:10] Speaker 2: know how much is a bottle of opus.
[22:12] Speaker 1: I've had it I've had opus.
[22:14] Speaker 2: To people anymore. Because Brittany said it was a gift.
[22:17] Speaker 1: That's usually a gift because it is a nice bottle
[22:19] Speaker 1: of wine. Unless your glass is almost the top, it's
[22:22] Speaker 1: not seventy five dollars said, that's a that's a large.
[22:25] Speaker 2: Poor, unless you're having a Danny's size poor. But Nia
[22:33] Speaker 2: then addresses lawless feelings toward Danny also.
[22:37] Speaker 1: Well, it was so funny because they're outside talking and
[22:40] Speaker 1: then all of a sudden, Nia walks up and they're like,
[22:42] Speaker 1: She's like, oh, are you talking about me? Nia is
[22:45] Speaker 1: coming in hot between she is, and Loli goes, yeah,
[22:48] Speaker 1: we were or are whatever. She sits down and it's
[22:51] Speaker 1: like twenty five seconds of silence.
[22:53] Speaker 2: I was like, this is so.
[22:55] Speaker 1: I was like, that's one of the times you're like, so,
[22:59] Speaker 1: I'm sorry, what did you say about the grocery shopping?
[23:02] Speaker 1: Like act like you know you're not talking about them?
[23:04] Speaker 1: Did you have like oh, okay, that's what I thought.
[23:08] Speaker 1: I hadn't think about it for a moment, like it's like, yes,
[23:12] Speaker 1: we were talking about you. It was quite obvious. And
[23:14] Speaker 1: mother was like, I'm not gonna fuck a lot, I'm
[23:16] Speaker 1: gonna lay it out there.
[23:17] Speaker 2: She's like, yeah, we were talking about you.
[23:20] Speaker 1: Do you think that Nia turns a blind eye to
[23:22] Speaker 1: Danny or do you think it's just part of them.
[23:27] Speaker 1: I'm going to support my man no matter what publicly.
[23:30] Speaker 1: I'll deal with this privately.
[23:32] Speaker 2: I think it's a learned behavior, like this is our relationship,
[23:36] Speaker 2: and this is the way it's going to be. Half
[23:39] Speaker 2: the time he may be all right and half the
[23:42] Speaker 2: time he may be a douche, but at the end
[23:43] Speaker 2: of the day, like, this is my job, this is
[23:46] Speaker 2: what I signed up for. I'm married till death to
[23:50] Speaker 2: his part.
[23:50] Speaker 1: Yeah, what did you think about Kristin cutting off and
[23:53] Speaker 1: shutting down Jasmine out there?
[23:56] Speaker 2: I think Kristin was drunk.
[23:58] Speaker 1: Do you think that's what it was.
[23:59] Speaker 2: I mean Kristin was like, I mean Jasmine at this point,
[24:02] Speaker 2: was she playing with a vape or like she had
[24:05] Speaker 2: some blue thing in her hands and she kept flipping
[24:07] Speaker 2: it around and they're all like pouring one.
[24:09] Speaker 1: Kristins like stop talking, stop talking. She's like what and.
[24:14] Speaker 2: Then she's like, I'm gonna get pissed. And then you
[24:16] Speaker 2: can see Zach who Zack's the most sober one of
[24:18] Speaker 2: the Why did his.
[24:19] Speaker 1: Hair look fire engine red? I had to pause. I go,
[24:24] Speaker 1: I've never what did you change wigs?
[24:29] Speaker 2: Well, I mean I didn't think it was the best
[24:31] Speaker 2: move of Kristen. I didn't think, No, it wasn't.
[24:34] Speaker 1: It annoyed me. And by the way, Zach, I love
[24:36] Speaker 1: your hair, Yes, exactly, love you.
[24:39] Speaker 2: But Jasmine gets really upset because everyone last year was
[24:44] Speaker 2: not validating her feelings, but everybody now is validating la laws.
[24:49] Speaker 1: Right, Well, they weren't validating Janets either.
[24:52] Speaker 2: Right, But we have to remember that Jasmine and her
[24:55] Speaker 2: fiance were the ones that actually were touched allegedly.
[24:59] Speaker 1: Right right. And she brought it out and everybody was like, yeah, whatever,
[25:03] Speaker 1: moving on, moving on. Nope, And you know, and she
[25:06] Speaker 1: she gets in her confessional and she talks about it,
[25:08] Speaker 1: and she you know, lays it out there, and it
[25:11] Speaker 1: broke my heart when she said that.
[25:12] Speaker 2: Well, I think I started at first. I was a
[25:14] Speaker 2: little lost when they were all outside because I was
[25:17] Speaker 2: still worked up about the crab oil and the surgery.
[25:20] Speaker 1: The next day, you want to love of her Crowboil
[25:22] Speaker 1: next week?
[25:23] Speaker 2: Absolutely do.
[25:23] Speaker 1: And he's going to be out of town all next week,
[25:25] Speaker 1: you know, craboil one day we can do a scavenger hunt.
[25:28] Speaker 1: The next is there anything else you want to do?
[25:32] Speaker 2: But then when Jasmine and Kristen get lunch and Jasmine
[25:35] Speaker 2: tells her exactly how she felt when Lala received the
[25:38] Speaker 2: sport she never got, That's when it started making sense
[25:41] Speaker 2: to me. Right, Oh, that's what she's so upset about,
[25:43] Speaker 2: because I was not tracking. I was a little slow.
[25:46] Speaker 1: Yeah at first, I was like, wait what And then
[25:48] Speaker 1: you got to, you know, be really smart and remember
[25:50] Speaker 1: what happened in the prior years and go oh yes, yes, yes.
[25:54] Speaker 2: Yes yeah. And then Jasmine gets emotional and she says
[25:56] Speaker 2: she's black, she's gay, she's a woman, and she has
[25:59] Speaker 2: to fight her day to day basis.
[26:03] Speaker 1: And then she also says, Jasmine's like I would I
[26:05] Speaker 1: hate to think this, but it has crossed my mind
[26:09] Speaker 1: before about her friends, I feel, I mean, I felt
[26:12] Speaker 1: sad for her to think that her own friends, like,
[26:15] Speaker 1: you know, they can they not see that?
[26:18] Speaker 2: Can they not like have her back? I mean, out
[26:21] Speaker 2: of anyone's back to be had. Last year it was
[26:24] Speaker 2: it was hers, yes, and I love her, But last
[26:28] Speaker 2: year she was a little bit Remember at the beach
[26:30] Speaker 2: with Lalla. I think that there's just a lot of
[26:33] Speaker 2: cross so there's something I think going on with Jasmine
[26:37] Speaker 2: also where she's like she feels Laala is a threat.
[26:42] Speaker 1: Yeah, I can see that now. Jasmine said she's closer
[26:45] Speaker 1: with Kristin than Nia is, So she feels like Kristin's
[26:48] Speaker 1: sticking up for Nia, but she's closer to Kristin. Why
[26:51] Speaker 1: isn't Kristin sticking up for me? That's what Jasmine's saying,
[26:53] Speaker 1: Like that's what really hurt her feelings.
[26:55] Speaker 2: See, this is something that I feel like happens over
[26:58] Speaker 2: and over in the on the valve as somebody they're
[27:01] Speaker 2: always judging who's closer. Even remember when Zach was like
[27:04] Speaker 2: upset that Brittany wasn't being like having his back. More
[27:08] Speaker 2: like they're they're very concerned with who has each other's backs, right,
[27:12] Speaker 2: But like, at the end of the day, who do
[27:14] Speaker 2: you know? How do you know who's closer?
[27:18] Speaker 1: I don't know, especially when you're an ensemble cast, like
[27:20] Speaker 1: it goes up and down.
[27:22] Speaker 2: And like they may have known each other longer, but
[27:24] Speaker 2: are they actually closer?
[27:26] Speaker 1: I don't know. And that's only Christian had said.
[27:29] Speaker 2: You know, she goes to Nia and Danny for support
[27:34] Speaker 2: when it comes to the kids and her marriage and
[27:37] Speaker 2: all of those.
[27:37] Speaker 1: Things we did. We had a field day with that one.
[27:40] Speaker 2: Remember, Oh, we had a real field day with that one.
[27:45] Speaker 1: But then Brittany with her surgery. I was blown away
[27:50] Speaker 1: with that because she's having she said, three sixty LiPo,
[27:56] Speaker 1: tommy tuck, brass reconstruction. Because when you take those out,
[28:01] Speaker 1: you you know your implants. They got to scrape all
[28:03] Speaker 1: that out, They got to sew up the pocket, they
[28:05] Speaker 1: got to do a lift, they got to put more
[28:07] Speaker 1: implants in. That in alone is a big surgery. And
[28:10] Speaker 1: then to add LiPo and tummy tuck. She should have
[28:14] Speaker 1: went to an aftercare facility for a few.
[28:16] Speaker 2: The fact that she I mean, that place looked like
[28:18] Speaker 2: you could drive up to it at a strip mall.
[28:21] Speaker 1: It was drive by.
[28:22] Speaker 2: It was a drive drive by place. Just swing on
[28:26] Speaker 2: it and we'll suck your fat out, like I mean
[28:29] Speaker 2: it really, I mean, why was it so open? Like
[28:32] Speaker 2: why was there so many cameras in there? I had
[28:34] Speaker 2: even on botched. I had never seen so many people
[28:37] Speaker 2: in one room.
[28:38] Speaker 1: Well, who came to see her? Zach and was it?
[28:42] Speaker 1: It was Kristin Zach and Kristen. But they're taking selfies
[28:45] Speaker 1: with her on the back and she's got the glass.
[28:51] Speaker 1: She had a sheet on her, but her boobs looked
[28:53] Speaker 1: still so big.
[28:54] Speaker 2: Yeah, but I was then I got confused about what
[28:58] Speaker 2: surgeries because then there was certain things that didn't seemed
[29:00] Speaker 2: like they had had surgery.
[29:02] Speaker 1: I mean, I don't I've never heard of this doctor.
[29:03] Speaker 1: I don't know who else have you heard of him?
[29:05] Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, because he did Jackson's nose jobs? Oh? Why
[29:09] Speaker 2: go on, I am I don't know.
[29:12] Speaker 1: I'm sure he's a great surgeon.
[29:14] Speaker 2: Listen, we've had some surgeries ourselves, but like that seems
[29:18] Speaker 2: not strip mall, not in the strip mall. That seemed
[29:20] Speaker 2: like the ones that when you watch like cops, Well
[29:23] Speaker 2: my doctor, and then they're like, he's not actually allowed
[29:26] Speaker 2: to surgery.
[29:29] Speaker 1: My doctor. I've talked to him in the past and
[29:31] Speaker 1: we talked about mommy makeovers and stuff like that, and
[29:33] Speaker 1: he goes, I won't do them. He's it's way too
[29:36] Speaker 1: much surgery, way too much. Last year, a friend of
[29:41] Speaker 1: ours there, he's a cop, she's a nurse. She went
[29:45] Speaker 1: and had a mommy makeover and she passed away five
[29:47] Speaker 1: days later. No, at like forty years old.
[29:50] Speaker 2: Oh my god, cepstis cus.
[29:53] Speaker 1: How do you say it?
[29:54] Speaker 2: Sepsis, ceptsis, sepsis ceptsis, sepsis, cease cis and deceased, oh
[30:00] Speaker 2: my god, and sepsis sepsis and sifts and a seuse.
[30:03] Speaker 2: But like Britney's struggling, and then you see Zach and
[30:08] Speaker 2: Kristen like they're her caregivers, but they're about to just
[30:12] Speaker 2: drop her off with the house with the babysitter and
[30:15] Speaker 2: and then her son.
[30:15] Speaker 1: And they're trying to get her up the stairs. I'm like,
[30:17] Speaker 1: that is a brutal surgery. Now, I had reconstructive. I
[30:22] Speaker 1: had an issue where my my muscle snapped my pictorial
[30:25] Speaker 1: muscle last July and had to have reconstructed surgery. To
[30:29] Speaker 1: this day, I still have nerve like that hurts once
[30:32] Speaker 1: in a while. Because he had to do so much.
[30:34] Speaker 1: I was out for two weeks like I was. I
[30:35] Speaker 1: remember doing the pod like rocking because I was in
[30:38] Speaker 1: so much pain.
[30:40] Speaker 2: You also slept in like a recliner chair so you
[30:43] Speaker 2: didn't have to go upstairs. Yes, yes, and big Bear, Yes.
[30:46] Speaker 1: I had to sleep in a recliner chair. I could
[30:48] Speaker 1: not imagine the amount of pain doing that. And light
[30:52] Speaker 1: boat and a tummy tuck.
[30:54] Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, and then they're like, we didn't even
[30:56] Speaker 2: think about the stairs.
[30:58] Speaker 1: Oh you didn't think about that? What about getting her
[31:00] Speaker 1: in the I was taking care of her.
[31:02] Speaker 2: I don't know. There better been a nurse that was zipping.
[31:06] Speaker 2: She should have because also it was upsetting me how
[31:09] Speaker 2: much blood was in the drains.
[31:11] Speaker 1: Oh yeah, who's going to drain those?
[31:13] Speaker 2: I don't know, because you have to remember she's going
[31:15] Speaker 2: to be out of.
[31:16] Speaker 1: We need to When Andy asked questions on before the reunion,
[31:19] Speaker 1: they have a reunion, right, I think they better. Yeah,
[31:21] Speaker 1: we're going to say Tamara and Teddy from to Teas
[31:24] Speaker 1: and a Pod would like to know who took care
[31:26] Speaker 1: of Brittany after her surgery.
[31:28] Speaker 2: And who emptied the drains. There's no way Zach could
[31:31] Speaker 2: empty the drains. He couldn't even put putting in her mouth.
[31:35] Speaker 1: But he could, but he could put Danny's no, what's
[31:38] Speaker 1: the Jason? But he could put Jason stick in his mouth?
[31:40] Speaker 2: But he like he did you see him drop the
[31:43] Speaker 2: putting and he's like, I could never be a doctor.
[31:55] Speaker 1: The other person under the weather is Jason, Like he's
[32:00] Speaker 1: laid up with his leg. He had his surgery. Schwartz
[32:03] Speaker 1: and Jasmine stopped by the house. To see him after
[32:05] Speaker 1: a surgery, and I was so blown away and confused.
[32:09] Speaker 1: When the mariachi bands came out.
[32:11] Speaker 2: I would have so much rage, Like if I was
[32:13] Speaker 2: in pain and then I'll be said and there was
[32:16] Speaker 2: a full band, I'm like what, Oh my god, I
[32:19] Speaker 2: would not like like I'm trying to relax here, and
[32:22] Speaker 2: also where's the sun? At this point, it was.
[32:25] Speaker 1: A very schwartz thing to do, like, I don't know.
[32:31] Speaker 1: Maybe also Jasmine.
[32:32] Speaker 2: Remember when Jasmine and Janet had their makeup at the
[32:35] Speaker 2: beginning of the season. It didn't really feel like a
[32:38] Speaker 2: makeup to me, But now all of a.
[32:39] Speaker 1: Sudden, they tried.
[32:40] Speaker 2: They tried to try, and it was like.
[32:42] Speaker 1: But now they're doing better. I think sometimes just time
[32:45] Speaker 1: and hanging out together.
[32:47] Speaker 2: Like, but she wanted to make it clear it's because
[32:49] Speaker 2: she likes Jason and she wants Jason to know he's
[32:51] Speaker 2: a true friend. Okay, then we get to the most
[32:57] Speaker 2: emotional part.
[32:58] Speaker 1: Of Oh my god. I never in a million years
[33:00] Speaker 1: thought that we would be saying this. I mean, it
[33:03] Speaker 1: was kind of sad and sweet and lovely. Well except
[33:08] Speaker 1: for she's got to pay half of his loan.
[33:12] Speaker 2: Well, I think that happens. No matter what. But she
[33:15] Speaker 2: I mean the fact that she didn't know about the
[33:17] Speaker 2: loan is Okay. We get to Michelle and Jesse meeting
[33:20] Speaker 2: for coffee. Also, do you find it awkward? I do.
[33:23] Speaker 2: I hate when one person doesn't order their coffee and
[33:26] Speaker 2: so then you both have to walk up and order
[33:28] Speaker 2: your coffee together at the same time.
[33:31] Speaker 1: Did one get who was there first? Maybe they got
[33:33] Speaker 1: there around the same time he.
[33:34] Speaker 2: Was sitting there, and then she got there and then
[33:36] Speaker 2: they walked up together. It's just so weird, But she
[33:40] Speaker 2: says she's been I never thought that deep about things
[33:42] Speaker 2: like that, Teddy, I do because I'm going too, because
[33:45] Speaker 2: I hate when people do that. I'm like, just get your.
[33:47] Speaker 1: Cost So if I'm meeting you somewhere, I got to
[33:49] Speaker 1: make sure I got to order my stoff first before
[33:51] Speaker 1: you get there.
[33:52] Speaker 2: Yeah, if it's a walk up or you have to say, Teddy,
[33:55] Speaker 2: do you want me to order your coffee?
[33:56] Speaker 1: Damn you're a complicated person.
[33:58] Speaker 2: Yeah, because just sitting there where you that's awkward. Standing
[34:01] Speaker 2: there probably.
[34:02] Speaker 1: Like text you and go, hey, I just got here.
[34:03] Speaker 1: What do you want?
[34:04] Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I mean. They don't like each other, well,
[34:07] Speaker 2: they clearly have each other's phone number because they're nitpicking everything.
[34:12] Speaker 2: But she says she's been trying to divorce him for
[34:15] Speaker 2: two years, and he claims they don't have the papers yet,
[34:18] Speaker 2: and then, like in the most dramatic part ever, like
[34:21] Speaker 2: say this is she's like digging in her bag and
[34:24] Speaker 2: then she's like, you.
[34:26] Speaker 1: Do now, bitch. I mean, Jesse not expecting Michelle to
[34:30] Speaker 1: have the papers made it iconic.
[34:33] Speaker 2: It was it was a move.
[34:34] Speaker 1: It was iconic.
[34:35] Speaker 2: It was a move on her part. She's definitely not
[34:37] Speaker 2: holding back.
[34:38] Speaker 1: But you know what, two years to get divorced is
[34:41] Speaker 1: really not that long. No, I mean, it takes a
[34:43] Speaker 1: good two years.
[34:44] Speaker 2: It takes a while, and if you fight.
[34:46] Speaker 1: About stuff, then it even takes longer.
[34:48] Speaker 2: And if they're like arguing about who gets this artwork
[34:52] Speaker 2: or who gets this cutlery or who gets what did.
[34:54] Speaker 1: You think about her saying I will take on the debt,
[34:57] Speaker 1: I don't care. Let's just sign, let's just move on.
[35:00] Speaker 2: I think, truthfully, I think that there's a part of
[35:03] Speaker 2: her that's really unhappy right now and really sad, not
[35:07] Speaker 2: not maybe because of Jesse, but she thinks this divorce
[35:11] Speaker 2: is going to give her that happiness. But from coming
[35:14] Speaker 2: from somebody who's not that happy right now.
[35:17] Speaker 1: It's not gonna know.
[35:18] Speaker 2: It's not going to change anything about her mental I.
[35:21] Speaker 1: Mean unless she wants to get married or something, and I.
[35:25] Speaker 2: Yeah, like it's it's not going to make her feel
[35:27] Speaker 2: any differently. Like I sometimes like you know, panic, like
[35:32] Speaker 2: I'm like, oh my gosh, what about the day when
[35:34] Speaker 2: like we actually really have to get divorced? And like
[35:37] Speaker 2: then like I really.
[35:38] Speaker 1: Cannot feel like you guys already are divorced, Like have
[35:41] Speaker 1: you not like uh acclimated to the situation you're in now?
[35:46] Speaker 1: Like you see him once in a while. He comes
[35:47] Speaker 1: to the house once in a while. He's not there
[35:49] Speaker 1: all the time. He's not sleeping in the bed, like
[35:51] Speaker 1: this is is this a slow role divorce?
[35:54] Speaker 2: It's a slow role. Like I I think I depend
[35:58] Speaker 2: on because I don't have any family out here.
[36:00] Speaker 1: I know we've talked about those.
[36:02] Speaker 2: So I think that I look at him like my family.
[36:05] Speaker 1: He's your family.
[36:06] Speaker 2: He is my family, and he's the father of my kids.
[36:08] Speaker 2: So like when I'm really having a hard day or
[36:10] Speaker 2: if I'm really sick, like he is the one that
[36:13] Speaker 2: I call.
[36:13] Speaker 1: He also has a girlfriend.
[36:15] Speaker 2: He also has a girlfriend that. Thank you twat Sleuths
[36:19] Speaker 2: for sending me pictures of when they were out the
[36:22] Speaker 2: other day.
[36:23] Speaker 1: At No Boo saw it, saw it from the front
[36:27] Speaker 1: and the back.
[36:28] Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you for that.
[36:30] Speaker 1: I know it's hard and there will be a time
[36:32] Speaker 1: when your life changes completely because you're not always going
[36:35] Speaker 1: to be in that house.
[36:36] Speaker 2: But you have to remember I'm still in that and this.
[36:38] Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. You're not always going to be there,
[36:40] Speaker 1: and that's when it's going to feel real. It's when
[36:42] Speaker 1: you guys get to the point where you sell the
[36:43] Speaker 1: house and then.
[36:45] Speaker 2: You like, I still have all of our pictures up. Well,
[36:48] Speaker 2: you took the one down over the bed I took yeah,
[36:50] Speaker 2: well that was the one.
[36:51] Speaker 1: Yes, But all the other ones one's heads looking down
[36:54] Speaker 1: at you while you're sleeping. I felt like I remember
[36:57] Speaker 1: when night spending the night there. I'm like, are you
[36:59] Speaker 1: ever going to take those picture her down?
[37:00] Speaker 2: Well? I was out of town last week, was slay
[37:02] Speaker 2: it at a horse show and Dove came in to
[37:04] Speaker 2: sleep with me last night because she sleeps with me
[37:06] Speaker 2: when I'm home and she.
[37:07] Speaker 1: Goes mom Dad's pillows here, because did he spend the
[37:13] Speaker 1: night because he's slept at the house when you were gone.
[37:16] Speaker 1: You know what he should do just to fuck with
[37:17] Speaker 1: you when when you're gone and he comes in, he
[37:20] Speaker 1: should put the picture back up above the bed and
[37:22] Speaker 1: then when you get home, you take it down and
[37:24] Speaker 1: then he puts it back up. That's what I would do, Like,
[37:29] Speaker 1: let's suck you out.
[37:31] Speaker 2: What do divorce people do with all their old pictures
[37:34] Speaker 2: and their life that they put them in a box.
[37:35] Speaker 1: Put him in a box, and you put it in
[37:37] Speaker 1: the rafters in the garage. Now I have boxes. Now
[37:41] Speaker 1: I have two baby daddies. So I got a box
[37:43] Speaker 1: for Ryan and it's got pictures of me and his
[37:46] Speaker 1: dad when we got married and you know, when I
[37:49] Speaker 1: was pregnant, and just pictures that you accumulate while you're married.
[37:53] Speaker 1: So I have a box there. And then for the kids,
[37:56] Speaker 1: I have pictures of their dad. But I'll talk to
[37:59] Speaker 1: their dad, so one day maybe they will. So it's like,
[38:03] Speaker 1: you know, you just hold on to it.
[38:05] Speaker 2: Yeah. But seeing Michelle get emotional about this one, I
[38:09] Speaker 2: was so confused why Jesse wasn't crying, because isn't Jesse
[38:11] Speaker 2: always crying? Like haven't we seen Jessee?
[38:15] Speaker 1: He's like, oh, I got a sign goddamn papers now
[38:18] Speaker 1: and he's.
[38:18] Speaker 2: Like, Michelle is crying, like he can't even He's like,
[38:21] Speaker 2: are you crying?
[38:22] Speaker 1: Is that a tear?
[38:23] Speaker 2: Tear coming up?
[38:24] Speaker 1: Were the tears she I were thinking they were tears
[38:27] Speaker 1: of joy at first.
[38:28] Speaker 2: No, but I think I think she really would like
[38:30] Speaker 2: it hit a moment where she was like wow, when
[38:34] Speaker 2: because she was having to do like the recap of
[38:36] Speaker 2: like all the beautiful moments they did have to get.
[38:38] Speaker 1: Have together, they throw like flashbacks up of.
[38:40] Speaker 2: Yeah they did that's it.
[38:42] Speaker 1: It's always sad when they do that. I mean even
[38:45] Speaker 1: on Summerhouse they did that with Amanda and Kyle and
[38:48] Speaker 1: you're like, oh, that's so bad. But Amanda's a bitch.
[38:50] Speaker 2: Yeah she's a cheater. She did this. But I didn't
[38:56] Speaker 2: know Michelle really had this power move in her.
[38:59] Speaker 1: I know. Oh see. Sometimes it takes a.
[39:02] Speaker 2: Couple of seasons, a couple of seasons.
[39:04] Speaker 1: To get your balls. But Jesse says, you will always
[39:07] Speaker 1: have a special place for in his heart, and I
[39:11] Speaker 1: think that's true. It's just especially now that she's dating Doctor.
[39:13] Speaker 2: Trey, he'll also have extra space in his wallet for
[39:19] Speaker 2: two and anything else. Doctor Drey would like to add
[39:22] Speaker 2: uh huh. But I don't. I really do not think
[39:27] Speaker 2: that Lacey is supporting Jesse's lifestyle.
[39:29] Speaker 1: She told me absolutely she would never do that. Never.
[39:32] Speaker 1: I mean, let's just break it down. He makes money
[39:36] Speaker 1: on the show. Yeah, I don't know what they get
[39:38] Speaker 1: paid on that show, but I would imagine third season
[39:42] Speaker 1: he's getting paid decent money. And he has his real
[39:45] Speaker 1: estate license and he is he he was an actor, right.
[39:49] Speaker 2: I don't think he's acting, not acting, not like Danny.
[39:53] Speaker 2: I don't think he's going in and doing trim Swaw
[39:55] Speaker 2: commercials anymore.
[39:57] Speaker 1: He's not, damn it, damn it. But he seems like.
[40:02] Speaker 2: A very social person and he buys like nice bottles
[40:05] Speaker 2: of wine and he lives and I don't see his
[40:09] Speaker 2: girlfriend paying for it.
[40:12] Speaker 1: I'd love to see him do a little crossover at Summerhouse.
[40:15] Speaker 1: You know how they used to do that back in
[40:16] Speaker 1: the day. Oh yeah, like Who Wins was on it
[40:19] Speaker 1: shorts too, or well one year shorts, but Stassi.
[40:23] Speaker 2: Was on like season one.
[40:25] Speaker 1: Why don't they do that anymore?
[40:27] Speaker 2: Because there's too much shit going on with Summerhouse on
[40:29] Speaker 2: its own. We can't bring other drama into it.
[40:31] Speaker 1: Yeah, but I think that would be a good concept,
[40:33] Speaker 1: like take different kind of like Ultimate Girls Trip, take
[40:35] Speaker 1: different reality stars and put him in a house for
[40:39] Speaker 1: you know, every weekend for three months or however long
[40:41] Speaker 1: they film.
[40:41] Speaker 2: Yeah, Tam, that's called winter House.
[40:43] Speaker 1: I never saw that. So who was on Winterhouse. I
[40:47] Speaker 1: don't want to see anybody in the winter. Sorry, it
[40:52] Speaker 1: has to be warm. Yeah, I want to see you.
[40:55] Speaker 1: I don't want to see Winterhouse people.
[40:56] Speaker 2: Can you go to NBC and say, listen, I have
[40:58] Speaker 2: a pitch for you. It's winter House, but when it's.
[41:00] Speaker 1: Warm, yes, it's Warmer House. Warmer House. Seriously, I just
[41:09] Speaker 1: think that that would be a good concept for Summer House.
[41:12] Speaker 2: My god, I want them to do like a real.
[41:14] Speaker 1: World Road Rules Aging Yourself.
[41:18] Speaker 2: I mean that was a good show. Could you imagine
[41:20] Speaker 2: them all trying to do that shit?
[41:22] Speaker 1: But I think what they do they like it's like
[41:24] Speaker 1: Crappy Lake thing, Like remember Crappy Lake where they go
[41:27] Speaker 1: to a PLA.
[41:28] Speaker 2: I got to have a Luanne story.
[41:29] Speaker 1: Oh tell me sister.
[41:31] Speaker 2: Oh. So I get a text from Luanne yesterday or
[41:35] Speaker 2: the day before, I can't remember, and she's like, is
[41:37] Speaker 2: your dad and names this place?
[41:39] Speaker 1: And I'm like, let me check is find me his location.
[41:44] Speaker 1: Hold on.
[41:44] Speaker 2: Well, I actually knew he was because I just talked
[41:46] Speaker 2: to you on the phone. So I'm like, yeah, he is,
[41:48] Speaker 2: and she's like I just bumped into him. And all
[41:50] Speaker 2: I can picture in my head is Lui Ayanne coming
[41:53] Speaker 2: up and introducing herself.
[41:54] Speaker 1: To my lane myself like could you want to you know.
[42:00] Speaker 2: How awkward my quiet dad must have been.
[42:02] Speaker 1: I could see her breaking into a song and we
[42:05] Speaker 1: should do a duet together.
[42:07] Speaker 2: I mean, who knows what was even said. But then
[42:10] Speaker 2: she sent me another text before it even did she
[42:12] Speaker 2: talk to him? Yeah, she went up and.
[42:13] Speaker 1: Said, okay, So did you talk to your dad after that?
[42:15] Speaker 2: Well, first I talked to her again because she said
[42:18] Speaker 2: if he's here for a while and he wants to
[42:19] Speaker 2: come over, like and we'll have a party or something
[42:23] Speaker 2: like that, I'm like, oh, oh yeah, your dad's yeah.
[42:25] Speaker 1: He's like yeah, and then my dad.
[42:28] Speaker 2: I called my dad and I go, did somebody come
[42:31] Speaker 2: up to you? And he goes, some lady came up
[42:33] Speaker 2: to me and she knows you, or she says she does,
[42:36] Speaker 2: and I'm like, was it lu Anne? And he goes,
[42:38] Speaker 2: I don't remember her name, but she has a lot
[42:40] Speaker 2: of energy.
[42:40] Speaker 1: Did she have a hat on? She always wearing that fedorra.
[42:48] Speaker 1: It's a Dorah, the sparkly Fedora. She's ready to break
[42:54] Speaker 1: out and cabaret at any given moment. She's like, John Mellencamp,
[42:57] Speaker 1: You're going on stage with me, my buddy. She's like,
[43:02] Speaker 1: don't buye class? How would your dad sing that song?
[43:06] Speaker 1: He'd be like, instance, don't buy your bless but I'm
[43:13] Speaker 1: get you a piece of ass. Oh sorry?
[43:19] Speaker 2: Could you imagine if they became new best friends?
[43:22] Speaker 1: I mean this, I think she has too much energy
[43:24] Speaker 1: for your dad.
[43:25] Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, but what comes When would.
[43:27] Speaker 1: Your dad say, and watch what happens live? You don't
[43:29] Speaker 1: pay me to come out, you pay me to go
[43:31] Speaker 1: home or something like that. I'm like, oh my god,
[43:33] Speaker 1: did he really just say that?
[43:35] Speaker 2: That's what I love it lu Anne's I can't even
[43:37] Speaker 2: believe lou Anne knows what my dad looks like.
[43:39] Speaker 1: I think everybody knows what who John Mellencamp is, But
[43:44] Speaker 1: I mean he's like seventy five years old, and that
[43:48] Speaker 1: means he's been around seventy five years. More reason for
[43:52] Speaker 1: people to know who he is.
[43:54] Speaker 2: Well, who knows? Either way?
[43:56] Speaker 1: I love lu Anne and so we're going to see
[43:58] Speaker 1: your dad in concert right in August.
[44:00] Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna see it in August. He's gonna be
[44:02] Speaker 2: playing at the Hollywood Bowl. You guys have to go
[44:05] Speaker 2: because on stage, oh my god, the last time you
[44:07] Speaker 2: got you didn't.
[44:08] Speaker 1: I got too drunk and I passed out. It's big
[44:11] Speaker 1: as baby day. Drinking doesn't do me well.
[44:16] Speaker 2: But it's his first time doing his greatest hits. I
[44:19] Speaker 2: know I've said this before, but this is a big
[44:21] Speaker 2: deal because I've been asking him forever. Oh, we do
[44:24] Speaker 2: a tour with your greatest hits?
[44:26] Speaker 1: Aren't all the greatest hits?
[44:28] Speaker 2: No, they play all their news songs, you know how
[44:30] Speaker 2: like artists do that. They want us to hear the
[44:32] Speaker 2: new stuff. Okay, and we're all like, no, we don't
[44:35] Speaker 2: want to hear the new stuff. We just want to
[44:36] Speaker 2: hear the stuff we know all the words too. Yeah,
[44:39] Speaker 2: so that's what he's doing. Okay, good, can't wait, can't wait?
[44:42] Speaker 2: But thanks for tuning in to another episode of Two
[44:44] Speaker 2: Teas in a Pod and Mexico next I think, So, okay,
[44:50] Speaker 2: talk to you soon.

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