# Bawling During Butt Facials (The Valley Recap)

An episode of [Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1477524410), 19 Jun 2026, 31 min.

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Butt facials are all the rage so Dolores is scheduling one mid-podcast! Is Tamra up for it? Why was Kristen getting on our nerves this episode? Will she and Luke make it through this rough patch? Plus, Jesse’s card declined and Michelle was smug about it. What does she have to say about her new billionaire boyfriend? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

## Transcript

[0:02] Speaker 1: Two Teas in a Pod. It's Teddy Mellencamp and Camridge Edge.
[0:09] Speaker 2: Hey, guys, welcome back to another episode of Two Teas
[0:11] Speaker 2: in a Pod with myself and Dolores. Today we are
[0:14] Speaker 2: going hi, we are going to be covering the Valley
[0:19] Speaker 2: episode twelve. They're already at episode twelve. Did they do
[0:22] Speaker 2: their Are they doing a reunion? They already filmed it.
[0:26] Speaker 1: You know, I don't know.
[0:28] Speaker 3: I don't know, But can I ask you? How did
[0:34] Speaker 3: I haven't seen Brittany? How did her plastic surgery come out?
[0:39] Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, we are I'm have I seen? Yeah,
[0:43] Speaker 1: we saw her? Remember when we were in San Francisco?
[0:46] Speaker 1: Was that after? That was after? Okays? Yeah?
[0:52] Speaker 2: So it starts out with Kristen is in Brittany's house
[0:56] Speaker 2: and Brittany voice her frustrations when it comes to Nia.
[1:00] Speaker 2: She seems performative, Kristin had blind loyalty towards her, and
[1:04] Speaker 2: Brittany feels like no one can have an opinion ABOUTNA
[1:07] Speaker 2: without facing backlash christ with Kristin only right, yeah, Kristin, yeah, yeah, But.
[1:15] Speaker 3: You know, Kristin had good answers, like she was rebutting
[1:19] Speaker 3: Brittany every every turn, She's like, have you ever been
[1:23] Speaker 3: by her house? She's like countless times, and she's like,
[1:27] Speaker 3: oh yeah, just for camera. She's like no, off camera,
[1:29] Speaker 3: do you need the dates? Like she kept saying, like,
[1:33] Speaker 3: but no, that's not true because of this.
[1:36] Speaker 1: That's and I noticed that I can't be specific, like
[1:38] Speaker 1: I don't remember the specific things, but I was.
[1:40] Speaker 2: Like, well, I think it's just a situation where they're
[1:43] Speaker 2: very close. They're close on camera, off camera, they spend
[1:47] Speaker 2: time together. Kristen says she feels protective of Nia, I
[1:52] Speaker 2: don't know.
[1:53] Speaker 3: Also been there for her for the postpartum because she's
[1:56] Speaker 3: the pregnancy expert.
[1:57] Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean she's been pregnant for four five years straight.
[2:01] Speaker 3: Yeah, I heard she's you know, I heard Nia is
[2:04] Speaker 3: a very nice person. She seems very very sweet, very sensible,
[2:08] Speaker 3: very sweet.
[2:11] Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I'm sometimes in denial.
[2:13] Speaker 2: But Kristen denies that Nia and Danny are putting up
[2:15] Speaker 2: a front, so everybody thinks like this is this front.
[2:19] Speaker 2: They're acting like they're really happy, but they're you know,
[2:21] Speaker 2: they have their problems off camera.
[2:24] Speaker 3: Everyone has problems off and on camera. We've all had them.
[2:29] Speaker 2: Why do you think Brittany thinks Nia is performative.
[2:34] Speaker 3: Because Nia is never admitting to anything that Danny does,
[2:38] Speaker 3: and it gets on people's nerves.
[2:41] Speaker 1: I mean, look at you're thinking, it's all about the
[2:43] Speaker 1: Danny stuff. Like, it's all about the Danny stuff. You
[2:45] Speaker 1: know that it gets people put all performative the right word.
[2:48] Speaker 2: I feel like performative is like I'm it's probably the
[2:50] Speaker 2: wrong word for camera raisins and stuff. I just feel
[2:53] Speaker 2: like Nia is so always so sweet. I feel like
[2:56] Speaker 2: I believe she's a sweet person, very very loyal to
[3:00] Speaker 2: her husband and doesn't want certain things out on national TV.
[3:03] Speaker 1: Well, then don't be on TV. Look at Rula from
[3:07] Speaker 1: on Island.
[3:08] Speaker 3: She's constantly making excuses and like getting mad at other people.
[3:14] Speaker 3: Understandably so, but you know, at what point do you say, yeah,
[3:20] Speaker 3: my husband's a douche or something.
[3:23] Speaker 1: Well, even when.
[3:23] Speaker 2: Kristen said you know and quoting her, she's like, Nia
[3:26] Speaker 2: was one of my biggest helps during my pregnancy, and
[3:30] Speaker 2: then Brittany like goes on camera.
[3:34] Speaker 1: Yeah no, She's like no, I speak to her every
[3:36] Speaker 1: single day.
[3:37] Speaker 2: But why do you think Brittany doesn't like Nia?
[3:40] Speaker 1: She doesn't like her. I don't know why. I don't
[3:43] Speaker 1: know why.
[3:44] Speaker 3: I think that because here you have Brittany put her
[3:49] Speaker 3: whole life out there with everything Jax has done since
[3:52] Speaker 3: day one, since they got married, since the dating, never
[3:57] Speaker 3: denied any of it, and then and you have Nia
[4:00] Speaker 3: who's maybe not.
[4:01] Speaker 1: Being so much like that.
[4:03] Speaker 3: Yeah, does that make her mad? I mean, it makes
[4:06] Speaker 3: people mad. It makes you mad on camera when people aren't.
[4:09] Speaker 2: But I also believe that, you know, and I know
[4:11] Speaker 2: it firsthand being on you know, Housewives for so long,
[4:15] Speaker 2: there are certain people on the show that are not
[4:17] Speaker 2: who they are.
[4:20] Speaker 1: In real life, Like the way I just heard yesterday,
[4:22] Speaker 1: Nia is off camera when she is on camera.
[4:25] Speaker 2: And I believe that, but I just feel like sometimes
[4:28] Speaker 2: and then that could be annoying to somebody, Like I've
[4:31] Speaker 2: been annoyed with people on the show. I'm like, you know,
[4:33] Speaker 2: and wanting to call them out because that's not who
[4:35] Speaker 2: you are and that's not how you truly act. As
[4:37] Speaker 2: soon as the cameras come on, you act, and it's
[4:39] Speaker 2: frustrating for the people that really put it out there.
[4:42] Speaker 2: So that's why I was wondering, does Nia act for
[4:45] Speaker 2: the camera? Is is it a sweet act? Is there
[4:47] Speaker 2: something they're seeing off camera that we're not seeing?
[4:51] Speaker 1: I don't think so well.
[4:53] Speaker 2: You know else you're not going to see is me
[4:55] Speaker 2: get a butt facial.
[4:57] Speaker 3: It looked good. I mean, Jasmine's ass looked really good. Well,
[5:03] Speaker 3: and it looked really shiny. And then poor Zach with
[5:06] Speaker 3: this pancake. You know, they said it felt good. I
[5:08] Speaker 3: want a butt facial.
[5:09] Speaker 2: You want to butt facial?
[5:11] Speaker 1: Yeah? How they were not laughing during this butt facial.
[5:16] Speaker 1: I just don't even know. I mean I would be
[5:18] Speaker 1: like dying, dying.
[5:21] Speaker 3: No, I'm gonna There's a spa down the street called
[5:23] Speaker 3: Sojos Spa and they do butt facial Frankie, can you
[5:27] Speaker 3: see if sojo Spa has butt facials?
[5:30] Speaker 1: Please make me an appointment.
[5:31] Speaker 2: If they do, stop it, well, okay, then I need
[5:35] Speaker 2: the cameras to follow you during this butt facial.
[5:38] Speaker 1: I need proof care I can follow. What's so bad
[5:42] Speaker 1: about it? I don't know. I just don't know.
[5:45] Speaker 2: What do you need a butt facial for?
[5:46] Speaker 1: What's going on in your I don't have any.
[5:48] Speaker 3: I never had one. Zip huh. Yeah, I'm looking find
[5:52] Speaker 3: me a butt facial.
[5:53] Speaker 1: I'm glad that you. Yeah, exactly, Frankie, spa, I don't have.
[5:58] Speaker 3: I don't have but.
[5:59] Speaker 2: Acne either, but why do you need a bite skin,
[6:05] Speaker 2: you know, put some Nivia on your ass.
[6:09] Speaker 1: Call it. I don't know.
[6:10] Speaker 3: I'm not against it, but you know they they're not
[6:14] Speaker 3: laughing because they're having some serious conversations here.
[6:17] Speaker 2: I mean, Zach, I don't even remember what they were
[6:19] Speaker 2: talking about because I was stright on the butt.
[6:21] Speaker 1: Fishill you tell?
[6:22] Speaker 3: Nick says Danny lied about not drinking at his housewarming party.
[6:26] Speaker 1: Finally Benji spilled the tea. But it took the two
[6:28] Speaker 1: episodes for Benji to spill the tea.
[6:31] Speaker 3: Well, here's the thing. There's drinking and then there's getting drunk.
[6:36] Speaker 3: Maybe Danny said he wasn't hiding the drink. He drank
[6:40] Speaker 3: in front of everybody.
[6:41] Speaker 2: So no, not at that party, he didn't. He told
[6:44] Speaker 2: everybody that he was not drinking.
[6:46] Speaker 1: And he poured it right in front of everybody.
[6:49] Speaker 2: No, he turned from the camera, so he was telling.
[6:52] Speaker 1: But then he went on out. The red cup might
[6:54] Speaker 1: have gave it away.
[6:55] Speaker 2: So he turned, poured the whiskey in there and then
[6:58] Speaker 2: turned around towards camera. But the camera caught him grabbing
[7:02] Speaker 2: the whiskey bottle or whatever it was, and then he
[7:03] Speaker 2: poured like diet coke or something in there, and then
[7:06] Speaker 2: he went on throughout the whole episode and said, oh,
[7:09] Speaker 2: I haven't had one drink.
[7:09] Speaker 1: I've been drinking or not having one drink. Okay, So
[7:12] Speaker 1: he lied. He lied, not.
[7:14] Speaker 3: Saying you didn't have one drink, saying people think one
[7:18] Speaker 3: drink is not drinking.
[7:20] Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm saying?
[7:21] Speaker 3: Like he could have said I didn't drink because he
[7:24] Speaker 3: didn't have twenty five, he had one or two, he
[7:27] Speaker 3: didn't get drunk. But fine, he lied. We could say
[7:30] Speaker 3: he lied. Everybody lies, he's lying. What's he lying for.
[7:34] Speaker 1: Well, here's the thing. Just drink drink in front of everybody.
[7:37] Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. What are you lying for? Your
[7:39] Speaker 1: big boy?
[7:40] Speaker 2: Well, I think he said like you had PTSD from
[7:42] Speaker 2: last season where everybody was calling him out and people
[7:44] Speaker 2: have said like, I don't care about draining. I care
[7:47] Speaker 2: about his behavior towards women, being touchy when when he
[7:51] Speaker 2: does drink.
[7:52] Speaker 3: You know what it is, she's not hard enough for him.
[7:57] Speaker 3: He needs a foot up his ass. He's a lazy
[8:00] Speaker 3: nice for her.
[8:01] Speaker 2: He needs a Lacey. Lacey'll put her foot so far
[8:03] Speaker 2: up his ass.
[8:04] Speaker 3: So I'm saying, that's what I'm saying, But then it
[8:07] Speaker 3: turns to like, we get it. You know, Benji told
[8:12] Speaker 3: we oh big revelation, he's drinking at the party. I'm
[8:14] Speaker 3: not watching a show to hear the same thing every
[8:16] Speaker 3: week about somebody drinking on a party, Like.
[8:18] Speaker 1: Well, we got to move on, Like we get it.
[8:20] Speaker 3: If he say Louis again, listen, he's gonna drink. He's
[8:22] Speaker 3: gonna lie about it. We already know that we're good.
[8:25] Speaker 2: I think the problem is it makes him look like
[8:27] Speaker 2: he has a drinking problem because he's hiding it. Didn't
[8:29] Speaker 2: the two things can't be true. He maybe does have
[8:32] Speaker 2: a drinking problem, but he also might be hiding it
[8:33] Speaker 2: because he's tired of the backlash of people saying that
[8:37] Speaker 2: he's has a drinking problem.
[8:40] Speaker 3: Well, like I like you said, it's the way he acts.
[8:42] Speaker 3: But so that's not like a joking, funny thing.
[8:46] Speaker 1: Haha.
[8:47] Speaker 3: So they're still getting the bup pacials, but it's getting
[8:49] Speaker 3: to a serious conversation because then Zach starts crying. And
[8:52] Speaker 3: it's not because he has a pancake ass. He's crying because.
[8:58] Speaker 1: You're killing He's.
[8:59] Speaker 3: Crying because during the butt facial, he doesn't know if
[9:02] Speaker 3: he wants a child or not, and that'd be a
[9:04] Speaker 3: deal breaker for him and Benji. And you know, Jasmine's
[9:07] Speaker 3: like being straight with him. She goes, why aren't you
[9:10] Speaker 3: getting married? Is it because he's not the one? Because
[9:12] Speaker 3: if he's not the one, then freaking move on, right.
[9:15] Speaker 2: Yeah, did you see the wedding pictures for Jasmine?
[9:26] Speaker 1: No?
[9:27] Speaker 2: Yeah, she got married. I think last weekend maybe, so,
[9:31] Speaker 2: I think I.
[9:31] Speaker 1: Might a So I love Jasmine, beautiful, beautiful. So yeah, no,
[9:36] Speaker 1: but it was in New Jersey. The wedding was in
[9:39] Speaker 1: New Jersey. You weren't invited. I'm sorry, we're Jasmine say, now,
[9:42] Speaker 1: I'm not inviting you to mine.
[9:43] Speaker 2: So he's crying during a butt facial. I mean, there's
[9:46] Speaker 2: nothing better than seeing someone cry while they're getting this.
[9:49] Speaker 1: Is actually on their ass. You are so upset about this.
[9:52] Speaker 3: But the fact is, if you marry someone and they
[9:56] Speaker 3: want a child, it is not okay to not to
[10:03] Speaker 3: matt get married knowing that you may not want one
[10:05] Speaker 3: that person does, and you should not move forward another day.
[10:10] Speaker 3: Do not, because you can never deny somebody for wanting
[10:13] Speaker 3: that and getting that in their life. People, at the
[10:17] Speaker 3: end of the day, you have people change their mind.
[10:19] Speaker 3: They do but why why should the other person that
[10:23] Speaker 3: wants the child take the chance that maybe that person
[10:26] Speaker 3: won't change their mind.
[10:27] Speaker 1: Time goes by very fast, very fast.
[10:30] Speaker 3: Before you know it, it's a year, it's two years,
[10:33] Speaker 3: it's ten years, and now baby stuff is off the child.
[10:38] Speaker 1: You know, there's a window of when you can have kids. Well,
[10:41] Speaker 1: not for the not for the guys, not for the guys.
[10:44] Speaker 1: But let's talk about age.
[10:46] Speaker 3: Yeah, you know there is if you don't want them,
[10:51] Speaker 3: you got to know, get you just got you have
[10:53] Speaker 3: to know. And I don't know, I get nervous with
[10:56] Speaker 3: that type of decision thing.
[10:59] Speaker 1: I get nervous. Look, get poorsche. I know I was
[11:01] Speaker 1: gonna say that with Mike because he wanted one.
[11:04] Speaker 3: He wanted one, and that's you know, you just be honest.
[11:06] Speaker 3: But she was honest, by the way with him. Yeah,
[11:10] Speaker 3: oh wait, no, sway wants kids. Remember when they were talking.
[11:13] Speaker 2: Well, then she can have them, Yeah, but carry them.
[11:17] Speaker 1: If they're going to be together, then they're both in
[11:19] Speaker 1: on it.
[11:20] Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway, she probably just doesn't want to physically have it.
[11:22] Speaker 2: But so then we move on to the Triple Birthday
[11:24] Speaker 2: party in Mexico. It includes Swartzapalooza, and that's for Tom
[11:29] Speaker 2: Schwartz's birthday, Zach's big gay birthday, and Danny's Miammi vice party.
[11:35] Speaker 2: I had to laugh when Janet was in her confessional
[11:37] Speaker 2: and she's like, yeah, I'm not sure Danny needs another vice.
[11:40] Speaker 2: That was funny, very quick. I mean, I can't believe
[11:45] Speaker 2: that Brittany is getting her drains out and immediately going
[11:50] Speaker 2: on it.
[11:50] Speaker 1: You should not be doing that country.
[11:52] Speaker 2: Her doctor was probably flipping the out because no doctor
[11:57] Speaker 2: wants you to go to a foreign country right after
[12:00] Speaker 2: a major surgery.
[12:01] Speaker 1: Like that's huge. When she got done, like I have you.
[12:06] Speaker 3: I had drained in for like a week, and let
[12:10] Speaker 3: me tell you something, I don't even know how you survived.
[12:13] Speaker 3: I had the the tummy tuckles all the way around.
[12:17] Speaker 3: The three sick doctor Joseph Michaels, he did a few
[12:20] Speaker 3: of the housewives.
[12:21] Speaker 1: Oh my god, he did. Wendyopa. Tell me she does
[12:25] Speaker 1: what I said the best.
[12:27] Speaker 2: The pain is so bad, Like why would you like
[12:30] Speaker 2: all that work done from the big sexual bad and
[12:33] Speaker 2: for healing purposes?
[12:34] Speaker 1: Like not a good idea. You're in Mexico, you're taking
[12:38] Speaker 1: a show an infection. Yeah, the water's not that clean
[12:43] Speaker 1: in Mexico. They tell you not to mak it, but
[12:46] Speaker 1: you're taking a shower with open open What are you crazy?
[12:50] Speaker 1: What are you crazy? Bit stupid, stupid.
[12:52] Speaker 2: She's lucky that nothing.
[12:53] Speaker 1: A fire putting a fire over there.
[12:55] Speaker 2: Yeah, so they after they land in port of Arctic,
[12:59] Speaker 2: Christens starts crying in the airport, saying someone took a
[13:02] Speaker 2: picture of her changing Kaya's diaper in the bathroom. I mean,
[13:07] Speaker 2: how do people not realize that's overstepping a line? Like really,
[13:11] Speaker 2: like if you want to take a picture with somebody,
[13:13] Speaker 2: wait outside the bathroom after they're done and say, hey,
[13:17] Speaker 2: can I take a picture with you? Nothing irks me
[13:19] Speaker 2: more is when somebody's secretly taking pictures of you and
[13:23] Speaker 2: you see them doing You're like, what the just ask me?
[13:26] Speaker 1: Did she say something to them? I wonder? I don't know.
[13:30] Speaker 2: I mean, I have no idea. I think that Kristin,
[13:33] Speaker 2: like we've heard in the past, like she has bad
[13:35] Speaker 2: anxiety about flying, being at the airport, all those things,
[13:38] Speaker 2: and now she has a baby, and I don't know,
[13:41] Speaker 2: I don't know, but she's getting a little bit on
[13:43] Speaker 2: my nerves this episode. Sorry Kristin, but she was she
[13:46] Speaker 2: was a lot this episode a lot, and I think
[13:49] Speaker 2: like she came out and said, I you know, it
[13:52] Speaker 2: was only a few months after I had given birth
[13:55] Speaker 2: that I was filming.
[13:57] Speaker 1: You know, obviously she doesn't feel.
[13:58] Speaker 2: Good about herself, body, postpartum depression, all that stuff. But
[14:04] Speaker 2: I mean, Luke is really getting the brunt of it,
[14:07] Speaker 2: that's for sure.
[14:09] Speaker 1: Yeah, that baby looks exactly like him, exactly like him,
[14:13] Speaker 1: I know, I know. And you know how long were
[14:18] Speaker 1: they in Mexico.
[14:19] Speaker 2: For I would say a good three days. I mean
[14:22] Speaker 2: we just as the first episode we saw, so.
[14:24] Speaker 1: I why did they bring their children?
[14:28] Speaker 2: They bring the children everywhere, I think in well, here's
[14:33] Speaker 2: the situation. Kristin and Luke brought Kristen's sister and boyfriend
[14:40] Speaker 2: or husband or whatever with them to take care of
[14:42] Speaker 2: the baby when they had to film. But Kristin wasn't
[14:45] Speaker 2: allowing that to happen. And then Nia is she breastfeeds
[14:51] Speaker 2: and the baby won't take a bottle, so she doesn't
[14:53] Speaker 2: have a choice. We hardly even see her other children
[14:57] Speaker 2: at this point. It's like this baby is just an
[15:00] Speaker 2: only child on the show.
[15:03] Speaker 1: But so they get there, they check in Jesse. His
[15:06] Speaker 1: car gets declaimed, which is very confusing to me. It
[15:08] Speaker 1: could be getting declined for a couple of reasons.
[15:10] Speaker 3: Number one, he's broke, like Michelle says, or numbersico.
[15:14] Speaker 1: Two, he's in Mexico and his car shuts off.
[15:16] Speaker 2: Of course, I mean, it was just such a gold
[15:18] Speaker 2: nugget for Michelle. She's like having a field day with me.
[15:21] Speaker 1: I told you this guy is broke, told you, guys.
[15:25] Speaker 1: But guess who's not broke? Michelle?
[15:27] Speaker 3: Yeah, boyfriend, Yeah, not broke?
[15:32] Speaker 1: Is Jesse's girlfriend? Oh? Really? Jam broke? Because she lives
[15:39] Speaker 1: in Newport Coast. Where does she gett her money from?
[15:43] Speaker 1: I don't know.
[15:44] Speaker 2: I think maybe her ex husband. I'm not sure. I'm
[15:48] Speaker 2: sure she does things on her own too, but I
[15:50] Speaker 2: don't know.
[15:51] Speaker 1: Oh, I just always like to know, Yeah, somebody, I
[15:54] Speaker 1: honestly don't know.
[15:54] Speaker 2: I'm really hoping that that we get to see Jesse
[15:58] Speaker 2: at her house filming one day.
[16:00] Speaker 1: What I really like would be.
[16:02] Speaker 2: For her to come over to be a housewife in
[16:07] Speaker 2: Orange County.
[16:08] Speaker 1: You would, I think you'd be great.
[16:13] Speaker 3: So the girls, including Jasmine and Meliss, are sharing a suite,
[16:18] Speaker 3: Zach and Benji are sharing a suite, and the other
[16:20] Speaker 3: couples with the kids have their own suites.
[16:22] Speaker 1: Is that fair? Yes, yeah, for sure. Should the kids
[16:28] Speaker 1: be there in the first place? No, I know, I
[16:31] Speaker 1: mean it is what it is.
[16:33] Speaker 2: I think that the part that was hard was just
[16:35] Speaker 2: seeing Kristen not wanting to get involved because the baby
[16:42] Speaker 2: was crying, but yet she bought a babysitter.
[16:45] Speaker 1: Like, I get it, Like it's hard when you're a
[16:47] Speaker 1: first time mom.
[16:48] Speaker 2: Can you think back when you're a first time mom
[16:50] Speaker 2: like I would. I waited forever to join a gym
[16:53] Speaker 2: because I didn't want to put Sydney in a daycare
[16:56] Speaker 2: at the gym because I was afraid somebody's going to
[16:57] Speaker 2: kidnap her. I was so paranoid of things. Then you know,
[17:02] Speaker 2: Sophia came around and I'm like, just hit her on
[17:04] Speaker 2: the curb.
[17:05] Speaker 3: She'll be fine. Yeah, No, I mean I get it,
[17:09] Speaker 3: I get it. But I think that they have a
[17:14] Speaker 3: lot to work out over there.
[17:16] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[17:16] Speaker 1: Well, Lacey didn't show up.
[17:18] Speaker 2: She's coming the next day, flying out of John Wayne Airport.
[17:21] Speaker 2: But we get a FaceTime with her and Jessie And
[17:26] Speaker 2: what did he say to her? Like something we're something
[17:28] Speaker 2: cool and sexy and she's like, don't say that. She
[17:32] Speaker 2: puts him in his place all the time, all the time.
[17:36] Speaker 1: But I love it. He loves it too. I think
[17:38] Speaker 1: he needs it.
[17:39] Speaker 2: They're actually really cute together and they have a lot
[17:41] Speaker 2: of chemistry. When you see them together on the show,
[17:44] Speaker 2: I think they make it. They only bring out her
[17:47] Speaker 2: little digs to him, so it makes it look like
[17:50] Speaker 2: she's just riding his ass all the time.
[17:52] Speaker 3: It's so funny because La La will always say she
[17:58] Speaker 3: can't stand him. She's like she can't even like she
[18:01] Speaker 3: cannot stand.
[18:04] Speaker 1: But maybe it's just what we see.
[18:06] Speaker 3: I think that they they are together for a reason,
[18:08] Speaker 3: and she's always around.
[18:16] Speaker 2: So in their rooms, Luke brings up going out for
[18:19] Speaker 2: the night and Kristen isn't having it, saying that in
[18:22] Speaker 2: a perfect world he would go get drunk and stay
[18:25] Speaker 2: out late while she stays in and watches the baby.
[18:29] Speaker 1: You brought people so that you guys have a good time, Right.
[18:32] Speaker 2: Filming a TV show, there's you have a certain obligation
[18:35] Speaker 2: to go film you know, the scene, and then go back.
[18:38] Speaker 2: If people want to stay out, and if you know,
[18:40] Speaker 2: Luke wants to stay out and drink with the guys whatever,
[18:43] Speaker 2: then go back to the room.
[18:44] Speaker 1: And be at the baby. But we need you to
[18:46] Speaker 1: show up to these things.
[18:49] Speaker 3: Laala thinks there's something else going on. When she came
[18:52] Speaker 3: out of the bathroom and she was that upset because
[18:54] Speaker 3: somebody asked to take a picture while she was changing
[18:57] Speaker 3: the baby, or took a picture.
[18:59] Speaker 1: While she was the baby. Lala's like something, do you
[19:05] Speaker 1: think it plays? This plays a role?
[19:08] Speaker 2: Her becoming a mother was so difficult. She went through
[19:13] Speaker 2: I believe the IVF and all that, and she really struggled.
[19:16] Speaker 2: So once that baby is born in there, it's it's
[19:22] Speaker 2: hard to not be around it because I know, and
[19:26] Speaker 2: be around it.
[19:27] Speaker 3: Then be around the baby, but understand that there is
[19:32] Speaker 3: also an obligation to a relationship that you're in and
[19:34] Speaker 3: you have to figure out how to Well.
[19:37] Speaker 2: He can't navigate life, he can't do anything right. In
[19:40] Speaker 2: her eyes right.
[19:40] Speaker 3: Now, she's not okay somebody. I don't know if she's
[19:45] Speaker 3: getting help or anything, but this poor girl suffering. I
[19:49] Speaker 3: don't know if it's postpartum.
[19:52] Speaker 1: Don't I guarantee it's postpartum. How long does that last?
[19:55] Speaker 1: I don't know a lot about it. I don't know.
[19:57] Speaker 2: I don't think I was ever diagnosed. But when I Sydney,
[20:00] Speaker 2: I wanted a little girl so bad. And I hadn't
[20:03] Speaker 2: had a baby in so long because Ryan was you know,
[20:06] Speaker 2: I had him when I was eighteen. I didn't have
[20:09] Speaker 2: Sydney till I think I was thirty.
[20:12] Speaker 1: Oh that's a long time. Yeah. Yeah, And I wonder
[20:14] Speaker 1: her so bad.
[20:15] Speaker 2: And I had the roughest pregnancy, the roughest, like I
[20:18] Speaker 2: kept bleeding and having all these problems. And then when
[20:20] Speaker 2: she was finally born, because I didn't think she was
[20:22] Speaker 2: gonna it was like a miracle. And she was a
[20:25] Speaker 2: very difficult baby, and I just wanted to be around
[20:28] Speaker 2: her all the time.
[20:29] Speaker 1: All the time. So do you relate to kristin me?
[20:32] Speaker 2: I do?
[20:33] Speaker 1: I did be season. I don't remember anything about it.
[20:36] Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I do. But I also like I
[20:39] Speaker 2: couldn't imagine filming a reality show while going through this.
[20:44] Speaker 1: Yeah, it's got to be really really hard. Yeah.
[20:47] Speaker 2: And I was ten years younger than her when I
[20:50] Speaker 2: had Sydney, so even being older and all that, Like,
[20:54] Speaker 2: it's got to be difficult. Like I don't want to
[20:56] Speaker 2: judge her in any way because.
[20:58] Speaker 3: I'm not judging she's going through these feelings, but is
[21:03] Speaker 3: it all? You know, she cries a lot. I just
[21:08] Speaker 3: hope that she can get some type of peace. I
[21:10] Speaker 3: don't feel like she feels a piece unless she's holding
[21:14] Speaker 3: the baby.
[21:14] Speaker 1: That's like, yeah, can I get that. It's a lot,
[21:17] Speaker 1: it's a lot. It's a hard time. It is a
[21:20] Speaker 1: hard time.
[21:21] Speaker 2: But well, everyone's getting dressed for their rave outfits for
[21:25] Speaker 2: Schwartz Palooza.
[21:27] Speaker 1: I don't even know what.
[21:29] Speaker 2: Paloosa isn't it wasn't like Laala Palooza or something like that.
[21:32] Speaker 2: I don't even I mean, I remember hearing that. I
[21:34] Speaker 2: don't know what it means.
[21:35] Speaker 1: Poaloosa. It's like a big party. It's just a big party. Now.
[21:41] Speaker 2: Everybody's kind of dressed in like festival. Where What the hell.
[21:45] Speaker 1: Was Tom wearing? I don't know.
[21:50] Speaker 3: I don't know, but he seems upset that they were
[21:51] Speaker 3: talking about his girlfriend.
[21:53] Speaker 2: I felt like he was more dressed for Zach's big
[21:56] Speaker 2: gay wedding than he was for the Schwartz Palooza. I
[22:01] Speaker 2: didn't understand that at all. But anyway, so there, it
[22:05] Speaker 2: starts pouring raining. They have to move everything inside due
[22:08] Speaker 2: to the rain. Kaya has been crying for two hours straight.
[22:12] Speaker 2: Kristen is at her end of her rope at this point,
[22:15] Speaker 2: having a mental breakdown, but calls Luke heartless because he's
[22:20] Speaker 2: not reacting the same way this poor guy. I mean,
[22:23] Speaker 2: he is being a trooper. You know, he's frustrated. You know,
[22:27] Speaker 2: he's like, I can't do this. I'm not marrying this woman.
[22:30] Speaker 2: She has lost her mind. Maybe maybe kaya is crying
[22:37] Speaker 2: because the tension between her parents.
[22:39] Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know.
[22:41] Speaker 3: Maybe she's gasped. Maybe she's a little Collagie. Maybe there's
[22:45] Speaker 3: nothing worse than a colic cry. You cannot no respite,
[22:50] Speaker 3: Frankie was Collagi drove me nuts. It's like you want
[22:53] Speaker 3: to hurt them. She's not crying all the time, Colic,
[22:56] Speaker 3: you cry a the time.
[22:58] Speaker 1: Twenty four to seven, it was, yeah.
[23:01] Speaker 2: And so there was some talk, like you said about
[23:04] Speaker 2: Tom's girlfriend.
[23:06] Speaker 1: Name, there was some talk.
[23:07] Speaker 3: They asked if her frontal lobe was developed because she's
[23:12] Speaker 3: twenty seven.
[23:13] Speaker 2: And he says it happens when they're twenty five.
[23:15] Speaker 1: Yes, so she's very developed. So there's a big age difference, obviously.
[23:18] Speaker 1: But he did not he did not like it. He
[23:20] Speaker 1: loves her. He's like us, I couldn't think it. This
[23:23] Speaker 1: beautiful girl. I'm gonna get his heart broken. I think
[23:26] Speaker 1: you think, Oh, listen, that happens a Bill's character.
[23:31] Speaker 2: I had to laugh when Zach's like it's raining, He's like,
[23:34] Speaker 2: does anybody do you have a shower cap that I
[23:35] Speaker 2: can wear?
[23:37] Speaker 3: Like, but this party doesn't seem to be going good,
[23:41] Speaker 3: and the only thing that we hear is Danny yelling let's.
[23:46] Speaker 1: Go, let's go, let's go.
[23:51] Speaker 2: Oh, I mean, and then making it worse.
[23:54] Speaker 1: You're like looking at this party, They're like.
[23:56] Speaker 2: There's nobody here but us.
[24:00] Speaker 1: I know.
[24:01] Speaker 2: He's like, I thought this was going to be like,
[24:03] Speaker 2: you know, a rave. It's just Losa is like a
[24:06] Speaker 2: concert and they're just sitting around a table like staring
[24:09] Speaker 2: at each other.
[24:09] Speaker 3: Like wow, that loud, that lightning was really bright, Like
[24:16] Speaker 3: they don't even know what to say. And then I
[24:18] Speaker 3: think the most exciting thing is Janet starts asking Zach
[24:22] Speaker 3: about his open relationship and with Benji, and she reveals
[24:25] Speaker 3: she's bisexual. Michelle would be her dream woman. I know,
[24:29] Speaker 3: let's make a show.
[24:31] Speaker 1: Yes, imost off my chair. I was like, I don't know,
[24:35] Speaker 1: that's the one for the team. And then somebody said, well, what.
[24:37] Speaker 2: If your husband wanted to be with a guy, and
[24:40] Speaker 2: she said, I'm okay with that, if that's what he
[24:42] Speaker 2: wanted to do.
[24:44] Speaker 3: Yeah, well that was pretty exciting. I think, yeah, I was.
[24:51] Speaker 3: I always saved the day now she does.
[24:53] Speaker 2: She's just such a good reality star.
[24:55] Speaker 1: She's a good you know, she was a villain in
[24:57] Speaker 1: the past. I don't know that she's really.
[24:59] Speaker 2: Leaning into that Villa enrolled this year. We're just getting
[25:01] Speaker 2: to know her a little bit more.
[25:03] Speaker 1: No, she's did a lot last year, a lot. YEP.
[25:08] Speaker 1: So Lacey's not there.
[25:09] Speaker 2: And Lala asked Jesse if he's being low key tonight
[25:11] Speaker 2: because Lacy is not there, because he says.
[25:13] Speaker 1: I'm not that. Let's go guy. Janna and Michelle joke
[25:17] Speaker 1: that he may be getting better if they start yelling
[25:19] Speaker 1: at him like Lacey does.
[25:21] Speaker 3: So he can't catch a break from me. Lives to
[25:25] Speaker 3: dig the knife all the time. Michelle, you're doing better
[25:29] Speaker 3: than everybody. You're dating a billionaire.
[25:32] Speaker 1: So she was on Watch What Happens Live last night.
[25:36] Speaker 2: Michelle was and was Andy astor in a million different
[25:40] Speaker 2: ways about her relationship with doctor Dre And she's like,
[25:45] Speaker 2: he's a very nice guy, and you know, and well
[25:49] Speaker 2: we met through a mutual friend. Well, and he kept
[25:51] Speaker 2: asking all she could says he's a really nice guy
[25:55] Speaker 2: and smiled. So she's not talking about her relationship. Well
[26:01] Speaker 2: why not, because you know you signed up for this.
[26:05] Speaker 2: So probably because he doesn't. He's all your private person.
[26:09] Speaker 2: Well maybe she gave his wife one hundred million.
[26:14] Speaker 1: Wow. Well if it's.
[26:16] Speaker 2: Going to continue like that and they've become serious potentially
[26:20] Speaker 2: get married, she'll probably just leave the show.
[26:22] Speaker 1: I would listen who knows? Who knows? Bitch if I
[26:26] Speaker 1: hit the lottery? But I did win the lottery.
[26:31] Speaker 2: Paul Connell, Oh, is he saying he's the lottery?
[26:36] Speaker 1: Yeah?
[26:37] Speaker 2: Oh how cute. Yeah, So Kristin and Lukes, are you
[26:40] Speaker 2: on to continue into the party. She claims he screamed
[26:43] Speaker 2: at her. He says he didn't. I didn't see him scream.
[26:47] Speaker 2: He points out that he lives with this on a
[26:50] Speaker 2: daily basis.
[26:52] Speaker 3: So Brittany seems to be kind of consoling Christian because
[26:59] Speaker 3: is she trying to step up now as a friend
[27:01] Speaker 3: with the postpartum support because she said Nia was there
[27:05] Speaker 3: like all of a sudden, like she said, oh yeah, yeah,
[27:07] Speaker 3: you're right, like all of a sudden, She's gonna walk
[27:09] Speaker 3: her out of the party and be there for her
[27:11] Speaker 3: when she's typically around, but like, yeah, so now she
[27:17] Speaker 3: feels she has to maybe step up, step up because
[27:19] Speaker 3: of the conversation they had in the beginning of the episode.
[27:22] Speaker 3: But you know, Brittany runs into Luke and tries to
[27:27] Speaker 3: save her friends relationship by saying like, Luke, you know.
[27:32] Speaker 2: Yeah, but looks like I'm not a piece of shit
[27:34] Speaker 2: like you talk about, you know, And Luke brings Kristen
[27:37] Speaker 2: Caesa Diaz and she gets up.
[27:39] Speaker 1: She rolls her eyes at.
[27:40] Speaker 2: Luke from a distance and just is like, I just
[27:44] Speaker 2: hope the relationship lasts well.
[27:49] Speaker 3: It needs to be fixed soon, yeah, because it's not sustainable.
[27:55] Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not.
[27:56] Speaker 2: And then we get to the part where we are
[27:58] Speaker 2: actually already talked about, whereas that Janna starts asking Jact
[28:02] Speaker 2: about their open relationship and being in a that's that's
[28:05] Speaker 2: gonna be weird being in an open relationship, and there's
[28:07] Speaker 2: like rules. He's saying, like if we're together at a place,
[28:10] Speaker 2: then there's no open relationship unless they talk about it
[28:13] Speaker 2: at that time. And then that's when she's like, well,
[28:17] Speaker 2: I'm bisexual. Michelle's my dream woman, and.
[28:22] Speaker 1: She said, what does she say?
[28:23] Speaker 2: She's Michelle is her type because she reminds her of
[28:25] Speaker 2: the two thousand's Abercombie model.
[28:28] Speaker 1: That just put me over the edge with this episode. No,
[28:31] Speaker 1: I need to be done. I need to be done.
[28:35] Speaker 3: So she used to whack off in the two thousands
[28:38] Speaker 3: to an Abercombe episode Abercombie model.
[28:40] Speaker 1: That reminds me.
[28:41] Speaker 2: I don't know what a two thousand abercomed girl models.
[28:47] Speaker 1: I remember now. The guys never had shirts on. I
[28:49] Speaker 1: remember that, not at all. She talking about the guys.
[28:53] Speaker 1: She's talking about that. I know that. That's the only
[28:55] Speaker 1: thing I remember the guys. I don't remember the women.
[28:58] Speaker 2: Well, it ends where, you know, After Kristen leaves to
[29:01] Speaker 2: go to bed, Britney runs in the Luke and tries
[29:03] Speaker 2: to shed some light about the postpartum.
[29:06] Speaker 1: I don't know.
[29:06] Speaker 2: I just hope Kristen watches this episode and sees it's
[29:09] Speaker 2: Britney's defending her to Luke, not Nia.
[29:15] Speaker 1: Listen, I mean this.
[29:18] Speaker 3: At this point, I just want to say that this
[29:20] Speaker 3: should be called Nursing the Valley, because I've never seen
[29:24] Speaker 3: so much nursing in a show in my life, not even.
[29:27] Speaker 1: A I know.
[29:29] Speaker 2: Tom and Laala came to conclusion that they think that
[29:31] Speaker 2: Kristen is self sabotaging her relationship because she has never
[29:35] Speaker 2: been in a healthy relationship before.
[29:37] Speaker 3: So there's a lot of I think she has postpartum
[29:39] Speaker 3: and I need to understanding in some patience.
[29:42] Speaker 2: And then Lala's like, I wouldn't know a healthy relationship,
[29:45] Speaker 2: but if it's slapped me in the face with a dick.
[29:48] Speaker 1: She's so funny, she's so pretty.
[29:50] Speaker 2: But yeah, that's how that's how it ends people.
[29:54] Speaker 3: All right, Well, great ending, guys. You know Janet's bisectual.
[30:00] Speaker 3: We know that Kristen needs a lot of help with
[30:04] Speaker 3: her postpartum. What else, Uh, Danny just wants to have
[30:08] Speaker 3: a party, even if it's three people in a room.
[30:11] Speaker 1: Let's go, let's go, let's go.
[30:15] Speaker 2: Yeah, Well that's it, so you go off. You got
[30:17] Speaker 2: a film today, so you have a good day filming.
[30:20] Speaker 1: I got a film that coming in a little while.
[30:22] Speaker 2: All right, guys, thank you for tuning in to another
[30:24] Speaker 2: episode of Two Teas and a Pod Chow

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