# Are We Carmella Stans? (RHOC Recap)

An episode of [Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1477524410), 17 Jul 2026, 46 min.

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Teddi and Producer Matt recap RHOC episode 2 and we are digging seeing Tamra as an old lady! Then, find out the case we have cracked on how Heather feels towards Tamra. We may be on to something! Plus, for all the men out there who have cheated on Carmela… you are dumb! Playmate of the Year is bragging rights! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

## Transcript

[0:02] Speaker 1: To Teas and a Pod, which Teddy Mellencap and Cambridge Edge. Hi, guys,
[0:11] Speaker 1: welcome to another episode of Two Cheese and a Pod.
[0:14] Speaker 1: But Tam is out of town, so I am doing
[0:17] Speaker 1: it with fan favorite Erica Jaint.
[0:24] Speaker 2: Matt.
[0:24] Speaker 1: I don't know how to pronounce his last name, even
[0:26] Speaker 1: though we've been best friends for how many years?
[0:28] Speaker 2: Literally laughery, laffery.
[0:30] Speaker 1: It's so hard to say. Let's laugh for two.
[0:33] Speaker 2: That's shocking.
[0:36] Speaker 1: You think I know how to pronounce your name.
[0:37] Speaker 2: It's tell me, well, I just did.
[0:41] Speaker 1: No, you said laughery, which is not how you say it.
[0:44] Speaker 2: Well, that's how I say it now because it's easier
[0:46] Speaker 2: for people. The pronunciation is lockery, but I just say laughery.
[0:49] Speaker 1: That's you. This is why things are upsetting with me,
[0:52] Speaker 1: because you changed the truth. Like when I first met you,
[0:57] Speaker 1: it was pronounced one way, and then now all of
[0:59] Speaker 1: a sudden, I'm just to be this new human and
[1:01] Speaker 1: you have this new last name, and I'm just supposed
[1:04] Speaker 1: to go with it.
[1:04] Speaker 2: Well, you know, it's because when I started doing stand up,
[1:07] Speaker 2: laffery just work. It's the way it's spelled so fanatically.
[1:10] Speaker 2: It's spelled laugh so I just went with it. Sorry
[1:14] Speaker 2: to disappoint you.
[1:16] Speaker 1: Well, thanks for making things difficult for me. And I'm
[1:19] Speaker 1: kind of like in a bitchy mood today. I don't
[1:20] Speaker 1: know why. I had really like a fun dinner with
[1:25] Speaker 1: friends last night and then I couldn't sleep. Well.
[1:29] Speaker 2: I mean, at least you had fun with friends, that's
[1:31] Speaker 2: the positive of it all.
[1:32] Speaker 1: I just want to say the goals that I've done
[1:35] Speaker 1: this week, everything that I've done, can I can I
[1:37] Speaker 1: just give myself a little brag of course. Okay, So
[1:41] Speaker 1: things that have happened in the last ten days. One,
[1:44] Speaker 1: I've stayed accountable to going on one day to week okay.
[1:47] Speaker 1: Two I rode horses. Three I wrote on a piece
[1:54] Speaker 1: of paper. I have not written on a piece of
[1:56] Speaker 1: paper since getting out of the hospital.
[1:59] Speaker 2: What did you write a letter?
[2:01] Speaker 1: I had to write a list a list of what,
[2:04] Speaker 1: a list of names of like all the girls that
[2:06] Speaker 1: helped me when I was in Yeah, you and George
[2:10] Speaker 1: got left out.
[2:11] Speaker 2: That's fine. Wow, you're so emily coated, dare you?
[2:18] Speaker 1: But my sister like laughed at me hysterically because then
[2:23] Speaker 1: I sent it to her because we're trying to figure
[2:25] Speaker 1: out about the Koogs's concert and she goes, why does
[2:29] Speaker 1: this look like chicken scratch? I'm like, this is the
[2:31] Speaker 1: first time that I've written anything, and she's like, why
[2:35] Speaker 1: I can tell. I'm like, I can text, but I
[2:36] Speaker 1: can't write, like and it's like, honestly at an angle.
[2:41] Speaker 1: But then I went on a hike yesterday.
[2:44] Speaker 2: Like you've been complaining about how sore you are from
[2:46] Speaker 2: doing this one hike.
[2:48] Speaker 1: I understand, but you know what, I don't listen pink socks.
[2:54] Speaker 2: Who did you go on the hike with Teddy?
[2:58] Speaker 1: I'm not going to answer that question. I am going
[3:01] Speaker 1: to tell you that things with the Valley guy.
[3:07] Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
[3:08] Speaker 1: He really likes you.
[3:10] Speaker 2: Oh he likes me. Are we dating now?
[3:13] Speaker 1: No? But he like references you as though like y'all.
[3:15] Speaker 2: How well, that's nice. That feels like you're getting to
[3:18] Speaker 2: a next level in your relationship.
[3:20] Speaker 1: Why because you're appreciated.
[3:23] Speaker 2: Well that and he listened to my podcast, Yeah he did.
[3:26] Speaker 1: He listened to your podcast well because he was in it.
[3:29] Speaker 1: He was a part of it.
[3:30] Speaker 2: I do want to say, because this is very on
[3:32] Speaker 2: theme for the Real Housewives a Orange County episode that
[3:35] Speaker 2: my podcast with you, the interview that you did charted
[3:39] Speaker 2: at number eighty nine, But I'm not going to thank
[3:42] Speaker 2: you for it. I did it all myself.
[3:46] Speaker 1: I okay, Emily, Like honestly, I think and I think
[3:51] Speaker 1: I've really nailed it. And that was my third podcast
[3:54] Speaker 1: of the day.
[3:54] Speaker 2: No, you're you're nailing everything. You're nailing everything.
[3:58] Speaker 1: My confidence level is really high.
[3:59] Speaker 2: It are you going to nail this? Real Housewives at
[4:02] Speaker 2: Orange County Recap. It's episode two of the Landmark season twenty.
[4:07] Speaker 1: Mass so bougie when he says stuff like that.
[4:09] Speaker 2: No, that's I think that's what Andy. How he's been
[4:11] Speaker 2: promoting it.
[4:12] Speaker 1: So when did you become Andy Cohen? I'm sorry, We're
[4:16] Speaker 1: just you made it in the top one hundred and
[4:18] Speaker 1: eighty nine episodes and the podcast, and now you're Andy Krent.
[4:22] Speaker 2: I really feeling myself. I might make the short list
[4:26] Speaker 2: of who should check a takeover for him and watch
[4:29] Speaker 2: What Happens Live when he retires.
[4:31] Speaker 1: Like you, do you think that you're going to start
[4:33] Speaker 1: hosting reunions? I mean you're going to take over for
[4:36] Speaker 1: Nick Fayel.
[4:36] Speaker 2: I mean, listen, they say that you need to be
[4:40] Speaker 2: as delusional as possible to be successful.
[4:42] Speaker 1: Did you know something about Nick Fayel. What guess what
[4:46] Speaker 1: he named.
[4:46] Speaker 2: His Oh yes, he named his baby dof.
[4:49] Speaker 1: He named his baby dev and we we damned about it.
[4:53] Speaker 2: And you think it's because he was stealing the name
[4:56] Speaker 2: from you.
[4:57] Speaker 1: Well, how many Doves do you know?
[5:00] Speaker 2: I know one singular Dove correct.
[5:03] Speaker 1: I know I heard the name one time before, but
[5:07] Speaker 1: it's not even her real name.
[5:08] Speaker 2: But Dove Camra, Oh, Dove Cameron. I was you know
[5:10] Speaker 2: what you read my mind because I was going to say, no,
[5:12] Speaker 2: Dove Cameron's a pop star.
[5:13] Speaker 1: Yeah, so I knew Dove Cameron. But I've never met
[5:17] Speaker 1: another Dove. But I would have been I have to
[5:19] Speaker 1: say this, I would rather have chosen Dove. Like I mean,
[5:23] Speaker 1: I like he tas twins Dove and I think it's
[5:25] Speaker 1: Iris or something like that. I think it's cute. But
[5:29] Speaker 1: if you would have chosen Slate, I would have lost
[5:32] Speaker 1: my gorge because I've never met another Slate.
[5:36] Speaker 2: I don't think you will.
[5:38] Speaker 1: Why. It's a great name, great name.
[5:40] Speaker 2: I mean, I love I love your daughter Slate. She's beautiful,
[5:42] Speaker 2: But like, I don't think that anybody else needs to
[5:44] Speaker 2: use that name. She should be the one. She should
[5:46] Speaker 2: be like Madonna and Cher just Slate.
[5:49] Speaker 1: Slate doesn't need it any more. Things well, Slate's very
[5:52] Speaker 1: booked up.
[5:53] Speaker 2: She's booked and busy.
[5:54] Speaker 1: She's booked and busy. Okay, So the episode starts out,
[5:58] Speaker 1: Oh boy.
[6:00] Speaker 2: What in the humpty dumpty is going on with Shannon Badoor?
[6:04] Speaker 1: I if I have to see one more workout class
[6:07] Speaker 1: with her boinging around, falling down?
[6:11] Speaker 2: What is the bungee glass supposed to do for you?
[6:13] Speaker 1: Could you? I want you to imagine me trying to
[6:16] Speaker 1: do that bungee class?
[6:17] Speaker 2: But could you do you know what it technically is
[6:19] Speaker 2: like working?
[6:20] Speaker 1: I think it's working your core.
[6:23] Speaker 2: Okay, and and the core is really going to help
[6:25] Speaker 2: Shannon stay upright.
[6:28] Speaker 1: But it's instead But I need to know if like
[6:31] Speaker 1: there's a possibility that like Shannon is ever going to
[6:34] Speaker 1: be able to not fall down or have these things?
[6:38] Speaker 2: Do you remember that commercial for back in the Day,
[6:41] Speaker 2: Help I fall In?
[6:43] Speaker 1: And I can't get Yeah.
[6:45] Speaker 2: That woman was a better actress than Shannon, Like, I
[6:48] Speaker 2: can't take it anymore. I honestly cannot handle one more pratfall.
[6:53] Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, then after that they talk about how they
[6:56] Speaker 1: think Shannon wants to keep her hands clean.
[7:00] Speaker 2: So Shannon wants to keep her hands clean by not
[7:03] Speaker 2: getting in the mess and bringing things up. But Shannon's counterpoint,
[7:05] Speaker 2: as she says, but if she does talk about Tamar,
[7:08] Speaker 2: then it looks like she's trying to get the group
[7:10] Speaker 2: to gang up on Tamra. Do you not? Do you
[7:13] Speaker 2: agree with that?
[7:14] Speaker 1: Like?
[7:14] Speaker 2: Do you think that is a good point for Shannon
[7:16] Speaker 2: to make?
[7:17] Speaker 1: Well? I think the point is that is what's happening. No.
[7:21] Speaker 2: What I mean if you think if Shannon were to
[7:22] Speaker 2: go to the group and say this, this, and this
[7:24] Speaker 2: about Tamar, that the group would be like, why are
[7:26] Speaker 2: you trying to get us to gang up on Tamra?
[7:28] Speaker 1: No? I think they do gang up on Tamra, right.
[7:31] Speaker 2: But I think what Shannon is saying is if I
[7:34] Speaker 2: were to bring it up, you guys will say I'm
[7:36] Speaker 2: ganging up in her. But I don't think that's a
[7:37] Speaker 2: I don't think that's valid. That's what I'm saying. I
[7:39] Speaker 2: think Shannon's just making shit up.
[7:41] Speaker 1: I think Shannon just isn't ready to fix things up
[7:45] Speaker 1: with Tamar at this point.
[7:47] Speaker 2: No, do you do you think that they went were
[7:52] Speaker 2: shocked that Tamara was brought back this season?
[7:54] Speaker 1: I think that they tried their hardest last season to
[7:57] Speaker 1: get gone.
[7:58] Speaker 2: Yeah, me too.
[7:59] Speaker 1: I think they really tried. But I think, truthfully, and
[8:03] Speaker 1: I'm not just saying this because she's my co I
[8:08] Speaker 1: don't think there's a show without Tamra.
[8:11] Speaker 2: No, we learned that season fifteen and sixteen, but it's
[8:16] Speaker 2: like they're still talking about her. That's all they're talking about.
[8:20] Speaker 2: And Jen now is using Tamra as a way to
[8:22] Speaker 2: kind of be the bone collector for the first time
[8:25] Speaker 2: in four seasons, But it doesn't seem like it's working
[8:28] Speaker 2: out for.
[8:28] Speaker 1: Her well because now she's I mean the fact that
[8:34] Speaker 1: Jen is trying to do this like effortlessly, like oh,
[8:39] Speaker 1: I'm oh, I'm just trying to help out, trying to
[8:42] Speaker 1: be there for everybody. But yet it's very clear that
[8:47] Speaker 1: she's just trying to stir the pot.
[8:51] Speaker 2: But so we get the flashback again of like Heather
[8:54] Speaker 2: and Jen doing that scene where they're like her, Heather's like,
[8:56] Speaker 2: I need a buddy. Do you want to be my buddy?
[8:59] Speaker 2: So why do you think Jen then would go to
[9:01] Speaker 2: Tamra after buddy buddying up with Heather and then throw
[9:07] Speaker 2: Heather under the.
[9:08] Speaker 1: Bus Because I think she likes Tamarmore.
[9:11] Speaker 2: You think Jen likes Tamar Moore than Heather.
[9:14] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[9:14] Speaker 2: Interesting Why I.
[9:16] Speaker 1: Think that Jen thinks that she could be let go
[9:19] Speaker 1: by a Heather at any point?
[9:21] Speaker 2: Yeah, I think she. I think they all as a
[9:24] Speaker 2: cast think that Heather genuinely doesn't really like them. She's
[9:28] Speaker 2: just there to be on television, is the vibe I get.
[9:31] Speaker 2: And you know, Emily and Gina have previously tried to
[9:33] Speaker 2: kind of go for Heather, and I think they were
[9:35] Speaker 2: like to Jen, it's you, you can take this this time.
[9:39] Speaker 2: And so Jen's going in now thinking I'm the fan favorite.
[9:41] Speaker 2: Maybe I'll be able to get Heather to have a
[9:43] Speaker 2: bad season, so I'll throw hunderd the bus, is what
[9:45] Speaker 2: I think. I think Jen thinks she's gonna look like
[9:48] Speaker 2: a hero, like ooh, she's going after the big Heather
[9:52] Speaker 2: to bro her first, like big move on the show.
[9:56] Speaker 1: Well it's not working.
[9:58] Speaker 2: So you're more on Heather's side in this whole situation
[10:01] Speaker 2: with them.
[10:01] Speaker 1: Well, I think that, I mean she was pushing her button.
[10:04] Speaker 1: She was I don't think I think honestly Jen was
[10:09] Speaker 1: going out there out of her way to push at Heather,
[10:13] Speaker 1: to get Heather to say things.
[10:16] Speaker 2: But what they're not talking about now in this episode
[10:19] Speaker 2: is we were originally told that it was the reunion
[10:24] Speaker 2: post reunion dinner that they all went to that Tamra
[10:27] Speaker 2: was in invited to that Heather was talking shit and
[10:29] Speaker 2: leading the charge about talking shit about Tamara, which I
[10:32] Speaker 2: do believe happened. Yeah, so that's what kind of is
[10:35] Speaker 2: getting lost now, is that it's not just Heather saying
[10:40] Speaker 2: she put Tamara in a box. It's that Heather was
[10:42] Speaker 2: leading the charge of getting them all to talk badly
[10:44] Speaker 2: about Tamra at that dinner.
[10:46] Speaker 1: Do you think that Heather is jealous of Tamra in
[10:50] Speaker 1: what way though, because there's a constant discussion about Tamara.
[10:55] Speaker 2: No, I don't think she's jealous of Tamra. I think
[10:59] Speaker 2: that Heather just thinks that she's above everybody else, Like
[11:03] Speaker 2: I don't think that she thinks any of them are
[11:06] Speaker 2: on her level in life, and so she kind of
[11:11] Speaker 2: just and she's able. Heather's able to kind of maneuver
[11:14] Speaker 2: through conversations and escape any kind of culpability. It's actually impressive.
[11:19] Speaker 1: She's actually excellent at it. I'm jealous. I need to
[11:22] Speaker 1: be better about it.
[11:23] Speaker 2: But we need to Oh boy, let's get into it.
[11:27] Speaker 1: We need to get into the podcast of it all.
[11:31] Speaker 1: Till death do us Part, Till death do us Part, and.
[11:35] Speaker 2: That's on your feed. Till death do you Part.
[11:40] Speaker 1: Here's the thing I like Emily.
[11:42] Speaker 2: I do too.
[11:43] Speaker 1: I want I want to. I want to give a
[11:45] Speaker 1: little backstory. Prior to Emily ever doing anything any podcast whatever,
[11:54] Speaker 1: Emily and I did podcast together for a year off
[11:58] Speaker 1: popping Off. That's how it started. It was on our feed.
[12:03] Speaker 1: Emily did a great job at popping off with me.
[12:06] Speaker 1: We loved it. So Tamer and I, who are producers
[12:11] Speaker 1: on the show?
[12:13] Speaker 2: You guys get the shows under you and you are
[12:16] Speaker 2: you are executive producers of any show that comes under you? Correct? Correct, Yes,
[12:21] Speaker 2: I just wanted to clear that up.
[12:22] Speaker 1: Yeah. So, but the fact that Emily is pretending like
[12:27] Speaker 1: she's not on our feed anymore is it's absurd to me.
[12:31] Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, we could just discuss it all here,
[12:33] Speaker 2: because it comes up throughout the episode. Right, Like Tamer
[12:36] Speaker 2: discusses the podcast situation with Vicky, Emily's discussing it in
[12:39] Speaker 2: this scene with Shane, and then they get at the
[12:42] Speaker 2: drag brunch. It comes to a head between Heather and Emily.
[12:45] Speaker 1: Right.
[12:47] Speaker 2: The problem is is that even to this day, legally
[12:51] Speaker 2: Brunette and the spinoff till Death to Us Part are
[12:54] Speaker 2: still pushed into your feed a certain amount of times.
[12:58] Speaker 2: The problem is is that Emily did this Instagram post
[13:02] Speaker 2: which she blames iHeart for.
[13:05] Speaker 1: She blamed our boss's what.
[13:08] Speaker 2: You know. What is so funny is that Tamra blamed
[13:09] Speaker 2: iHeart last year about She's saying, oh, it was Iheart's fault,
[13:14] Speaker 2: because they just give us these headlines to talk about,
[13:16] Speaker 2: and it's like they're blaming iHeart as if it's like
[13:18] Speaker 2: some mister monopoly man sitting up in his mansion, just like, oh,
[13:22] Speaker 2: how could I get these housewives in trouble? It's so stupid.
[13:26] Speaker 2: It's all Iheart's fault, as if you can write an
[13:29] Speaker 2: email to just iHeart.
[13:31] Speaker 1: You know what, iHeart, I got cancer.
[13:37] Speaker 2: iHeart at your fault. I wore pink socks today.
[13:40] Speaker 1: iHeart. It's your fault that he's wearing. I don't even
[13:43] Speaker 1: what are these shoes even called a penny loafers? Why
[13:46] Speaker 1: didn't you put a little penny in there? Though? Aren't
[13:48] Speaker 1: you supposed to put a little penny in that hole?
[13:50] Speaker 2: I mean maybe if this was like nineteen seventy five
[13:52] Speaker 2: and I was a porn star. I don't know. This
[13:55] Speaker 2: is not this is not about my shoes get back
[13:57] Speaker 2: on tracks. So we're talking about how iHeart is the
[14:01] Speaker 2: cause of every existential crisis that anybody's ever had.
[14:09] Speaker 1: Meanwhile, it's what keeps me like it's honestly my saving grace, right.
[14:14] Speaker 2: But it's also what keeps the legally brunette lights on too.
[14:18] Speaker 2: The thing about the post was there's no reason Emily
[14:22] Speaker 2: could not have said and thank you to Teddy and
[14:25] Speaker 2: Tamra for your continued support. That's the that's the crux
[14:30] Speaker 2: of the fight. And what is getting not getting said
[14:33] Speaker 2: by Emily. She's just blaming iHeart. But like you could
[14:36] Speaker 2: have written that one sentence in that caption.
[14:39] Speaker 1: You also could have just said it and with the
[14:42] Speaker 1: group like tam like I I love the fact that
[14:47] Speaker 1: we were able to do this this combination together. And
[14:52] Speaker 1: I mean, but she's just not She's doubling down on
[14:55] Speaker 1: us if we don't.
[14:56] Speaker 2: Exist, And I mean, how do you say it? I'm
[15:04] Speaker 2: sure there's a difference in when the show isn't in
[15:09] Speaker 2: your feed versus when it is.
[15:11] Speaker 1: There's definitely a difference. So you know, I mean, but
[15:16] Speaker 1: I'm also not trying to say that Emily is not
[15:19] Speaker 1: a great podcast. I think Emily is great. I think
[15:22] Speaker 1: that's why she I asked her to be on the
[15:25] Speaker 1: podcast on Popping Off. Yeah, I love doing it with her,
[15:30] Speaker 1: And that's why she got these additional because she did
[15:33] Speaker 1: such a good job on Popping Off that she got
[15:36] Speaker 1: additional podcasts through us through iHeart, but like, why not
[15:42] Speaker 1: just admit that, Like, what's the problem?
[15:45] Speaker 2: Right, Both things can be true. You are so talented
[15:48] Speaker 2: that you got your own podcast because of how good
[15:49] Speaker 2: you are at the job. Also, the podcast is super
[15:53] Speaker 2: successful by the help of being within the two te's group.
[15:59] Speaker 1: It's so it's successful for because she's good at it
[16:02] Speaker 1: and because yeah, and because that's it. Just to me,
[16:07] Speaker 1: it just bothers the Like I'm not mad at her
[16:10] Speaker 1: about it. I just feel like it's just another way
[16:13] Speaker 1: to try to get at tra Yeah.
[16:16] Speaker 2: Yeah, because she used the word tanked. Yeah, that's it,
[16:20] Speaker 2: because she used many worse words before.
[16:24] Speaker 1: And I mean, I guess it didn't tank, but we
[16:28] Speaker 1: I don't like that Emily's fibbing and pretending she's not
[16:31] Speaker 1: on my feed.
[16:32] Speaker 2: Correct, that's weird. It is weird. I mean they even
[16:35] Speaker 2: show it. You know, they show the little in Tamera's confessional,
[16:39] Speaker 2: They show that they swipe up and show that the
[16:41] Speaker 2: episode keeps popping up in the two t's feed.
[16:43] Speaker 1: So yeah, I mean, we have a lot of shows,
[16:46] Speaker 1: and if you see, some of them work and they
[16:48] Speaker 1: stay in our feet, and then some of them don't.
[16:50] Speaker 1: People come and.
[16:51] Speaker 2: Go, People come and go, and you know whose phone
[16:53] Speaker 2: it is?
[16:54] Speaker 1: Mine?
[16:54] Speaker 2: My hearts?
[16:55] Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay. I also want to talk a little
[17:04] Speaker 1: bit about Carmela. Yes, because we already got in a
[17:08] Speaker 1: fight about this because I told you we watched the
[17:11] Speaker 1: episode together, which hated it because then I try to
[17:15] Speaker 1: say the little notes and he's.
[17:16] Speaker 2: Like, I am, well, that's not exactly it. You're I'm
[17:22] Speaker 2: trying to listen to the episode and you're in the
[17:24] Speaker 2: background telling me all this stuff I'm trying to happen.
[17:29] Speaker 1: Because I don't want you to forget something that I
[17:31] Speaker 1: want to talk about. And there were some brilliant things
[17:34] Speaker 1: that you missed.
[17:35] Speaker 2: Brilliant, brilliant. I mean, you know who's fault. iHeart I'm
[17:42] Speaker 2: using that for the rest of my life.
[17:45] Speaker 1: Who made you do it?
[17:46] Speaker 2: iHeart art Radio? I heard podcast group.
[17:53] Speaker 1: Let's you know what, let's just start calling out all
[17:55] Speaker 1: the producers and just say it's their fault too, and
[17:58] Speaker 1: then we're gonna name them tag them. But I think
[18:02] Speaker 1: we need to talk a little bit about Carmela. Yeah,
[18:05] Speaker 1: because this is what we got in our argument about,
[18:07] Speaker 1: because I said from the beginning, Carmela is still married
[18:11] Speaker 1: to the guy you guys, because it googled it, it
[18:15] Speaker 1: says she's not married to him anymore, but she is.
[18:19] Speaker 2: Yeah, she lets us know that in this episode.
[18:22] Speaker 1: So I let you know that already, and you didn't
[18:25] Speaker 1: believe me.
[18:25] Speaker 2: Right, But then I asked, because I don't understand why
[18:29] Speaker 2: stay so married and you have a boyfriend, but like,
[18:33] Speaker 2: what's the point And you said, I.
[18:36] Speaker 1: Said, well, what do you think I'm doing right now?
[18:39] Speaker 2: Right? But you also explained the reasoning.
[18:42] Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, I mean I think the reason is because
[18:46] Speaker 1: to get an actual divorce and split up all those
[18:50] Speaker 1: finances and do all that. I mean you're talking thousands
[18:53] Speaker 1: and like hundreds of thousands of dollars, especially when like
[18:58] Speaker 1: big finances are involved. I also just think if it's
[19:04] Speaker 1: easier for them to.
[19:08] Speaker 2: Just yeah, it's probably easier for him. I don't know
[19:12] Speaker 2: how much he would be worth. But obviously she lives
[19:15] Speaker 2: a very good life.
[19:17] Speaker 1: Yeah, but also her pickers as good as mine because
[19:20] Speaker 1: the fact that she also is with she picked a
[19:23] Speaker 1: new guy, that's the cheater of cheater Pumpkinito is that
[19:26] Speaker 1: just like what.
[19:26] Speaker 2: Is wrong with straight man? She is beautiful. She was
[19:30] Speaker 2: a Playmate of the year. Like, that's bragging rights, no
[19:33] Speaker 2: matter how I'm sure it was however many years ago,
[19:36] Speaker 2: but still, like, wouldn't as a straight man you be
[19:40] Speaker 2: like that would be a trophy? My wife was a
[19:43] Speaker 2: playmate of the year. And then what who you cheating
[19:46] Speaker 2: on her with?
[19:47] Speaker 1: Probably his like assistant.
[19:50] Speaker 2: Well, that's sad, that's fair, I mean, and I.
[19:53] Speaker 1: Don't think it probably happened only once.
[19:56] Speaker 2: No, she said that she had found out he was
[19:58] Speaker 2: cheating on his iPad, like she saw a letter on
[20:01] Speaker 2: his iPad.
[20:03] Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I've I've been there.
[20:06] Speaker 2: Well is that you Is it because you're looking or
[20:09] Speaker 2: is it because you accidentally see something?
[20:12] Speaker 1: For me? Something that I found was when Edwin and
[20:17] Speaker 1: I were struggling before I went crazy and he was
[20:22] Speaker 1: the one going crazy. He had written a note a letter.
[20:26] Speaker 2: Wait, so it's the same story. They both wrote letters?
[20:30] Speaker 2: What is wrong did they not text?
[20:32] Speaker 1: No, So I guess something they tell you in therapy
[20:34] Speaker 1: is that you're supposed to write out your feelings. But
[20:37] Speaker 1: he wrote a letter to the girl, and then what
[20:44] Speaker 1: did it say? I can't even talk about it, like
[20:47] Speaker 1: it's so hard breaking.
[20:48] Speaker 2: Didn't start out with dear, dear Veronica.
[20:52] Speaker 1: All I know is that the reason I found out
[20:54] Speaker 1: about the letter was not from the not from checking
[20:57] Speaker 1: somebody's phone or anything. One day, was just sitting at
[21:00] Speaker 1: the desk and I saw that there was ripped up
[21:03] Speaker 1: piece of paper.
[21:04] Speaker 2: The one time you sat at a desk, yeah.
[21:06] Speaker 1: The one time I sat at this. I saw there
[21:08] Speaker 1: was ripped up piece of paper in the thing, and
[21:10] Speaker 1: I saw it's like Edwin's handwriting. And then I had
[21:12] Speaker 1: to piece it together.
[21:14] Speaker 2: And you've never done a jigsaw puzzle in your life.
[21:20] Speaker 1: Suddenly suddenly I had like megapowers. I was like, I
[21:25] Speaker 1: don't care, and I'm trying to tape it all together.
[21:28] Speaker 1: And then I sent him a picture of it, like
[21:30] Speaker 1: I'm like what is this And he's like, you weren't
[21:32] Speaker 1: supposed to see that. Well shit, I'm like, well then
[21:38] Speaker 1: don't leave it in my trash can all ugh idiots?
[21:42] Speaker 2: I can't believe iHeart implanted a chip in Edwin's brain
[21:45] Speaker 2: and made him cheat and then write a letter to
[21:48] Speaker 2: the mistress.
[21:50] Speaker 1: It's definitely I Heart's fault. I like Carmela. I also
[22:05] Speaker 1: think I don't I don't know.
[22:10] Speaker 2: How long she's going to be on I am finding
[22:13] Speaker 2: her energy like magnetic on camera. I think she pops
[22:18] Speaker 2: on camera to me in her talking heads. I mean,
[22:22] Speaker 2: she's very pretty, she's very well put together, she's rich.
[22:26] Speaker 2: What's not to like about her?
[22:28] Speaker 1: I wonder if that scene with her kids was actually
[22:31] Speaker 1: her audition tape.
[22:33] Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought that too, I do you know, I did,
[22:36] Speaker 2: really really what resonated with me with Carmela was when
[22:39] Speaker 2: she said she thought kids were gross.
[22:42] Speaker 1: Well, because you think kids are gross, But how.
[22:44] Speaker 2: Do you change your mind and then have four?
[22:47] Speaker 1: Well, was my first husband. I didn't think I wanted kids,
[22:52] Speaker 1: and then once I met Edwin and I had met Bella,
[22:57] Speaker 1: my life changed and I wanted kids, So like people
[23:00] Speaker 1: can change their mind.
[23:02] Speaker 2: Oh my god, your maternal clock just needed a little charge.
[23:07] Speaker 1: I mean, I think that's just how it is.
[23:10] Speaker 2: Okay, Well, what did you think of Because Shannon and
[23:12] Speaker 2: Carmela they have that scene where they shop, and Carmela
[23:15] Speaker 2: really is loving Shannon, saying she thinks Shannon is just
[23:17] Speaker 2: so genuine.
[23:18] Speaker 1: I feel like Carmelo just didn't know what.
[23:20] Speaker 2: To say, so she just said that, Well, we've already
[23:23] Speaker 2: said that Carmela's pickers a little off.
[23:26] Speaker 1: I think that the second that I saw Carmela pounding
[23:30] Speaker 1: a what was that a monster?
[23:35] Speaker 2: Like last week in the sprinter event.
[23:39] Speaker 1: Like I just don't know. I never I can't like
[23:42] Speaker 1: if you if we I know, I pound diet Cox
[23:45] Speaker 1: like it's my job, so I can be judgmental about
[23:48] Speaker 1: other people's caffeine intake. But like who in the world
[23:55] Speaker 1: is like, you know what, I'm gonna pound this monster
[23:58] Speaker 1: at eight thirty pm.
[24:00] Speaker 2: Know, if Carmela was pounding four locos while she was
[24:03] Speaker 2: driving up pch with Leo DiCaprio, do you.
[24:07] Speaker 1: Think she didn't actually have sex with them? I think
[24:09] Speaker 1: she probably.
[24:10] Speaker 2: Did at least a little you know, blowy in the car.
[24:14] Speaker 1: They at least made out something happened. Said they may
[24:18] Speaker 1: not have had sex, But the fact that we've already
[24:21] Speaker 1: named drop Leo DiCaprio tells me it's as bad as
[24:23] Speaker 1: when Tama sold me out about Matt damon On Jeff Lewis. Yeah,
[24:29] Speaker 1: but I never told anybody. I kept it secret. I'd
[24:32] Speaker 1: telled Tamra a secret.
[24:34] Speaker 2: Well that was your first mistake. Oh my god. I
[24:39] Speaker 2: went more of those stories though, Like if she was
[24:41] Speaker 2: a Playboy playmate, she has to have many stories, and
[24:43] Speaker 2: I would I would enjoy hearing more of that about that.
[24:46] Speaker 2: It's not as if he was some private person that
[24:49] Speaker 2: she had no idea what she was getting into.
[24:51] Speaker 1: I know, but she was pretty young, I guess, and
[24:53] Speaker 1: she wanted a different lifestyle. But like even me, even
[24:57] Speaker 1: with some of the bad decisions I've made, I would
[25:00] Speaker 1: never be like you know what, Hugh.
[25:01] Speaker 2: Hefna, would you have ever done playboy?
[25:04] Speaker 1: I was naked on That's not the same thing.
[25:08] Speaker 2: Playboy is like actual nudity. We didn't see nip.
[25:11] Speaker 1: I mean, my nipples are so cute, are they? Yeah?
[25:15] Speaker 1: There a door would.
[25:16] Speaker 2: Flash the iPhone camera for a social media clip that'll
[25:20] Speaker 2: set the internet.
[25:21] Speaker 1: I mean, my nipples are very cute, But I have
[25:26] Speaker 1: to be honest. I had a surgery on the nipples
[25:29] Speaker 1: or what so when I got my boobs done, I've
[25:33] Speaker 1: thought that my nipples were a little too long.
[25:36] Speaker 2: What do you wait, what do you mean long like?
[25:38] Speaker 3: Like?
[25:40] Speaker 1: No, they were like like nipples, girls, nipples are hard,
[25:44] Speaker 1: like right now, I have to have a pad of
[25:45] Speaker 1: bron because I would have like little hard nipples. Okay,
[25:48] Speaker 1: But so they were like long and hard all the time.
[25:51] Speaker 1: So then when I got my boobs done whatever it
[25:53] Speaker 1: was ten years ago, I said, can we cut off
[25:58] Speaker 1: half my nipples?
[25:59] Speaker 2: Like tip?
[26:00] Speaker 1: Yes?
[26:02] Speaker 2: Did that affect sensitivity or like breastfeeding or anything?
[26:06] Speaker 1: No?
[26:07] Speaker 2: That sounds painful. But don't women, don't, well, any anybody
[26:11] Speaker 2: don't you want your nipples to be hard?
[26:13] Speaker 1: No? I don't. I don't, I don't. I one, it
[26:17] Speaker 1: makes me feel like you can tell what I'm feeling
[26:20] Speaker 1: in the moment if all of a sudden, you see.
[26:21] Speaker 2: Like it makes me think of show girls at the tryout.
[26:28] Speaker 1: Yeah. See, I never have to ice wine up. They're
[26:30] Speaker 1: always like that.
[26:31] Speaker 2: Well you heard it here first, Teddy Joe has nipple issues.
[26:36] Speaker 1: I don't have nipple issues. I'm nailing my nipples. It
[26:39] Speaker 1: might be one of my best body parts.
[26:41] Speaker 2: All right, Well, slide into her DMS if you'd like
[26:43] Speaker 2: her to post a pick of her nips.
[26:45] Speaker 1: Guys, well that's gonna happen when I get my only fans.
[26:50] Speaker 2: Okay, let's talk about the Tamera and Heather sit down. Okay,
[26:54] Speaker 2: do you think anything of of a note occurred in
[26:58] Speaker 2: this sit down? Like, did you learn any from.
[27:04] Speaker 1: I think all I learned was is they're both beating
[27:06] Speaker 1: around the bush.
[27:08] Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't think Heather is being one hundred percent
[27:11] Speaker 2: honest and transparent.
[27:12] Speaker 1: I also like, don't say I put all my friends
[27:15] Speaker 1: in boxes.
[27:16] Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely not like you don't.
[27:18] Speaker 1: Like I don't put all my friends in boxes. I
[27:20] Speaker 1: have my close friends and then I have my acquaintances.
[27:24] Speaker 1: That's those They're not boxes. Not everybody's in their own
[27:28] Speaker 1: little box. Like you're either in like my top fifteen
[27:31] Speaker 1: people I love and I would do anything for, or
[27:33] Speaker 1: you're an acquaintance that like, hey.
[27:36] Speaker 2: Yeah, I see the problem with Jen is I don't
[27:41] Speaker 2: know if she has the full capacity to explain what
[27:44] Speaker 2: Heather was trying to say in that moment. And it
[27:47] Speaker 2: goes back to Heather also saying that Tamra was a
[27:49] Speaker 2: historical friend. I think what Heather is doing behind the
[27:52] Speaker 2: scenes or saying to people when they're not other people
[27:57] Speaker 2: in around our cameras aren't up is basically she's only
[28:00] Speaker 2: friends with Tamar on the show for the show because
[28:02] Speaker 2: she's scared to go against Hamra because of what Tamara
[28:04] Speaker 2: will say. But outside of the show, I don't think.
[28:07] Speaker 1: She actually I think she likes Tamara.
[28:10] Speaker 2: Oh you do.
[28:11] Speaker 1: I think she actually likes Tamar. But I think she
[28:15] Speaker 1: knows that this is what's going to cause little It's
[28:17] Speaker 1: the only way that she's going to get into the
[28:19] Speaker 1: drama involved. What else drama is she gonna have? No?
[28:22] Speaker 2: But I think she's already said multiple times about her
[28:25] Speaker 2: friendship with Tamara to the other women on the cast,
[28:30] Speaker 2: and it just it feels like she's saying, I am
[28:34] Speaker 2: I'm friends with Tamar on the show because I don't
[28:36] Speaker 2: want to piss her off for what I fear she
[28:38] Speaker 2: could retaliate and say back to me.
[28:41] Speaker 1: I mean, who knows what Tamra.
[28:43] Speaker 2: Knows, right, But I mean, if she is friends with Tama,
[28:47] Speaker 2: you don't need to qualify with anything, just say Tamra's
[28:50] Speaker 2: my friend.
[28:52] Speaker 1: Well, it's because she can't. She can't do that because
[28:55] Speaker 1: she's scared of if at some point Tamara hurts her,
[28:59] Speaker 1: she well then look like an asshole, to look like
[29:02] Speaker 1: an idiot because she trusted Tamar.
[29:05] Speaker 2: But I don't think Tamar's ever really even done anything
[29:08] Speaker 2: to Heather. For Heather to keep trying to kind of
[29:11] Speaker 2: make their friendship less than it is, like if they're
[29:16] Speaker 2: actual friends, Tamar, what is Tamar truly done to Heather.
[29:19] Speaker 1: I don't think Tamar has done anything to Heather. I
[29:22] Speaker 1: think Tamara has tried to be a good friend to Heather.
[29:24] Speaker 1: I think that when they are in scene together, they
[29:28] Speaker 1: like each other.
[29:30] Speaker 2: I agree with that, That's what I'm saying. So it's
[29:33] Speaker 2: shitty for Heather to continue to say these qualifiers about
[29:37] Speaker 2: her friendship with Tamra.
[29:39] Speaker 1: I know, I don't. I don't really. I think it's
[29:42] Speaker 1: it's more just I think Heather was gone from the
[29:47] Speaker 1: show for a while.
[29:48] Speaker 2: She came back before Tamar, and it wasn't as successful
[29:52] Speaker 2: as Tamra's return.
[29:53] Speaker 1: That's what I mean. I think. I think there's a
[29:56] Speaker 1: lidyen there.
[29:59] Speaker 2: Just crack a case.
[30:01] Speaker 1: Listen to us. We are on top of that.
[30:05] Speaker 2: We are Shaggy and scoomy up in this podcast.
[30:08] Speaker 1: But we are nailing it. Vicky is funny to me
[30:14] Speaker 1: this episode.
[30:15] Speaker 2: Yeah, So that's the difference between Vicky and Shannon, is
[30:18] Speaker 2: that Vicky is even if you don't like her. She
[30:22] Speaker 2: can make you laugh out of nowhere.
[30:24] Speaker 1: Yeah, because she's just so inappropriate. She doesn't care, she
[30:27] Speaker 1: has no filter. She's like pretty much just like, well,
[30:31] Speaker 1: I don't like the new girls, I don't want this,
[30:33] Speaker 1: I don't like that, and nobody even nobody even gets
[30:36] Speaker 1: mad at it.
[30:37] Speaker 2: Well, she tells that story to Tamber though, about how
[30:39] Speaker 2: she ran into Dawn and said I should never have
[30:43] Speaker 2: divorced you, as her boyfriend is right next to her.
[30:49] Speaker 2: That might be worse than a letter about how I'm
[30:52] Speaker 2: cheating on you.
[30:54] Speaker 1: You know what, Yes, you're correct, But like she says,
[31:01] Speaker 1: she's probably not going to marry the new boyfriend.
[31:04] Speaker 2: I mean, would you get married again at sixty four
[31:08] Speaker 2: years old?
[31:10] Speaker 1: Matt? If you don't think that there I'm gonna get married,
[31:15] Speaker 1: you think I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
[31:17] Speaker 2: You don't need to get married again. You can have
[31:19] Speaker 2: a partner, like a life partner.
[31:22] Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I mean, it's already
[31:24] Speaker 1: bizarre that I've been I hate that I have to
[31:26] Speaker 1: say I've been divorced twice. Could you imagine if I
[31:30] Speaker 1: had to say a third time?
[31:31] Speaker 2: That's very ross from friends?
[31:33] Speaker 1: I know, divorced twice, Like.
[31:37] Speaker 2: That's why why even bother get married the third time?
[31:40] Speaker 2: There's no reason unless you're like super religious and that's
[31:44] Speaker 2: why you want to do it.
[31:45] Speaker 1: Unless I wanted to have kids, which I don't.
[31:47] Speaker 2: Please, I'll take you for the hysterectomy.
[31:51] Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm still on your list. Listen. I'm
[31:55] Speaker 1: so pissed about Justice and you're saying that you wanted
[31:58] Speaker 1: to have She's she's calling me and she's like, oh,
[32:01] Speaker 1: I love the shout out that Matt gave me on
[32:03] Speaker 1: the pod about him wanting me to be the freaking
[32:09] Speaker 1: baby mama. And I was like, I will, honestly, I
[32:12] Speaker 1: will kick his ass again.
[32:14] Speaker 2: All right, Well here's another shout out, Justice, We love you.
[32:17] Speaker 2: But we got to talk more about Vicky Gunfels. Okay,
[32:20] Speaker 2: because Vicky also Tamer's telling her about the podcast drama
[32:24] Speaker 2: with Emily, and Vicky in her confessional says something that
[32:28] Speaker 2: may be the most ironic of all.
[32:30] Speaker 1: What did she say?
[32:32] Speaker 2: Who has time for podcast? Do these people even work?
[32:36] Speaker 2: Meanwhile the woman has a podcast.
[32:38] Speaker 1: Meanwhile, the woman has a podcast that we've seen on
[32:41] Speaker 1: the show like multiple times already. Like honestly, half of
[32:46] Speaker 1: my wardrobe is Vicky's like sweatshirts that she gave me
[32:51] Speaker 1: from her podcast.
[32:52] Speaker 2: Wait, Vicky gave you sweatshirts from her podcast? Oh the
[32:56] Speaker 2: like the branding like merch merch.
[32:59] Speaker 1: I'm it's one of my coziest sweatsuits.
[33:01] Speaker 2: Why are you not wearing that to day on this podcast?
[33:05] Speaker 2: I can't because not her friend, her soulmate, or her sister.
[33:09] Speaker 1: You know what we did make up?
[33:11] Speaker 2: I know you should be promoting her podcast with the merch.
[33:15] Speaker 2: Now we can't even make this a clip.
[33:17] Speaker 1: Well, I'm sorry, I should have thought about it, but
[33:19] Speaker 1: I will wear it the next time. I will wear
[33:22] Speaker 1: it the next time and it's it looks really cute
[33:24] Speaker 1: on me.
[33:25] Speaker 2: Do you think the Vicky even realizes she's doing a
[33:27] Speaker 2: podcast or do you think she's just face timing with
[33:30] Speaker 2: Christian Grace No, and he posted online. She has no idea.
[33:35] Speaker 1: Yeah, she just thinks she's having a phone conversation.
[33:37] Speaker 2: Yeah, right, she's just like face tim Christian. I don't
[33:41] Speaker 2: even know what you're doing. I'm trying to work laptop.
[33:44] Speaker 1: Hold on, I'm in my eighteenth hour at the insurance company.
[33:48] Speaker 1: And then you know what I'm going to talk about?
[33:49] Speaker 1: Some of my exes. And then you know what, I
[33:51] Speaker 1: don't like Carmelic because I don't I don't like new people.
[33:54] Speaker 1: But I'm also not going to learn her name.
[33:56] Speaker 2: Well, you did say something during this episode, if you remember,
[34:01] Speaker 2: she said she didn't enjoy Carmela and she's worried about
[34:05] Speaker 2: Vicky said she's worried about the effect that what Carmela
[34:08] Speaker 2: is going through is going to have on her kids.
[34:11] Speaker 1: That actually kind of stung for me because I think
[34:15] Speaker 1: that what Carmela is doing is trying to keep things
[34:19] Speaker 1: as peaceful for her kids as possible. When there's that
[34:22] Speaker 1: much money involved and a divorce is coming, how ugly
[34:26] Speaker 1: it can get between two people, Like there's nothing that
[34:29] Speaker 1: makes a relationship uglier than fighting over money. So I
[34:34] Speaker 1: think she's actually her kids seem happy, they seem like
[34:38] Speaker 1: they love her.
[34:39] Speaker 2: Yeah, and look, I don't want to, you know, Vicky. Well,
[34:43] Speaker 2: you know what, I'm Vicky. I'm blocked because I don't
[34:46] Speaker 2: know she had blocked you. And then because I'm locked in,
[34:48] Speaker 2: I think I'm just still blocked, but I will I
[34:50] Speaker 2: need to make this point. I think it's really funny
[34:55] Speaker 2: that Vicky's going to comment about somebody's parenting and the
[34:58] Speaker 2: effect it's going to have on their kids. Because if
[35:01] Speaker 2: we think back to Vicky and Brooks and the things
[35:05] Speaker 2: that came out that he said to Brianna, Vicky's daughter,
[35:08] Speaker 2: I think we need to just relax about anybody's effect
[35:11] Speaker 2: on it.
[35:11] Speaker 1: But she doesn't have any self realization. I mean, that's
[35:14] Speaker 1: why she's such good television.
[35:16] Speaker 2: No correct, but somebody needs to call that out.
[35:18] Speaker 1: No one's going to do that.
[35:19] Speaker 2: No one's Well, Carmela, if you're listening at the reunion.
[35:22] Speaker 1: There, Carmela is not listening.
[35:24] Speaker 2: Carmelo's Carmela is not going to go to the reunion.
[35:28] Speaker 1: No, Carmela is not listening. She's pounding monster drinks. She's
[35:32] Speaker 1: got to deal with the new guys. She's got to
[35:34] Speaker 1: be checking his iPad too, to see if he's cheating again.
[35:37] Speaker 2: I mean, she is busy writing letters.
[35:41] Speaker 1: Writing letters, checking. Also, can we talk about something if
[35:48] Speaker 1: you were in a situation like, Carmela, would you put
[35:52] Speaker 1: Find My Friends on? Like do you have Find my
[35:54] Speaker 1: Friends for George?
[35:55] Speaker 2: Yes? But I don't. I mean I have George's location,
[35:58] Speaker 2: my mom's location, and one two friends locations. Why, Well,
[36:05] Speaker 2: the two friends were when we had traveled together and
[36:09] Speaker 2: we just never undid them. But I don't ever want
[36:12] Speaker 2: anyone to have my I don't need them to have
[36:14] Speaker 2: my location.
[36:14] Speaker 1: I think it's weird that people check people's location.
[36:17] Speaker 2: I don't ever check it.
[36:18] Speaker 1: I don't care, Like, what do you think? I don't know,
[36:21] Speaker 1: I don't. Slay keeps trying to log into my location
[36:24] Speaker 1: put my location on for her, and I'm like, get
[36:27] Speaker 1: out of here.
[36:28] Speaker 2: You where is she looking for? It's gonna say, Teddy
[36:32] Speaker 2: is in the bedroom twenty four hours a day. Where Mom?
[36:38] Speaker 2: I see you're in the kitchen. Are you okay? What
[36:41] Speaker 2: are you doing down there? It's not cooking?
[36:46] Speaker 1: Are you getting a yogurt downstairs? I'm worried about it.
[36:50] Speaker 2: I want to I'm in my room in case you
[36:53] Speaker 2: haven't checked my location.
[37:06] Speaker 3: Then we got to kind of talk about the drag
[37:09] Speaker 3: Brunch right now, the drag Brunch, which I we couldn't
[37:12] Speaker 3: tell at first if it was the Hamburger Mary's in
[37:14] Speaker 3: La or if they have one in oc but we
[37:17] Speaker 3: think it's oc Excy.
[37:18] Speaker 2: It wasn't Hollywood, it was not it was.
[37:20] Speaker 1: Not West Hollywood. But I love I love the drag
[37:22] Speaker 1: Brunch and I love the Bengo I did.
[37:24] Speaker 2: I love them all dressed up as older women. I
[37:27] Speaker 2: thought it was really cute. Who did you think was
[37:29] Speaker 2: the hottest?
[37:31] Speaker 1: I thought Heather looked hot. Yeah, I thought Heather looked hot.
[37:35] Speaker 2: I thought Tamo was looked. I mean she went for it.
[37:38] Speaker 2: I love. If you're going to do a theme, we
[37:39] Speaker 2: need to go for the theme. Like, yes, Heather looked great,
[37:42] Speaker 2: Shannon looked great, but like they didn't do make they
[37:45] Speaker 2: weren't trying to make themselves look older, because you know,
[37:47] Speaker 2: some people I think have this fear of just letting
[37:50] Speaker 2: go and being fun.
[37:53] Speaker 1: I know. Well, I mean I had to check the
[37:55] Speaker 1: I had asked Kane the other day to age me
[37:57] Speaker 1: to sixty to see what I was looking to look like,
[38:00] Speaker 1: and then I had to retell the things.
[38:02] Speaker 2: It again, Gina is getting so involved with her shoulder pads,
[38:08] Speaker 2: and she says that camera is weaponizing the podcast, which
[38:14] Speaker 2: isn't what it was. It was basically her just saying
[38:19] Speaker 2: yes and that, like, like, I don't understand what Gina
[38:24] Speaker 2: is getting at by saying that she's weaponizing it. It's
[38:27] Speaker 2: just such a it feels weaponizing feels like such a
[38:30] Speaker 2: It's one of those overdone words.
[38:31] Speaker 1: It's over. It's like cancel culture. Yes, it's it's too much.
[38:36] Speaker 1: And also I'm like, why are you riding so hard
[38:39] Speaker 1: for this situation that, like, you clearly know what it's about,
[38:42] Speaker 1: and you know what. Gina also had a podcast not
[38:46] Speaker 1: on to teas and a pod feed, and I don't
[38:48] Speaker 1: know where it went.
[38:49] Speaker 2: She did come on to teas and a pod to
[38:50] Speaker 2: promote it.
[38:52] Speaker 1: She did. She did come on to teas and a
[38:54] Speaker 1: pod to promote it. But podcasts are hard to maintain,
[38:58] Speaker 1: so we all want to support each other. There's enough
[39:01] Speaker 1: room for all of us, so why not give credit
[39:03] Speaker 1: where credit is due?
[39:05] Speaker 2: Totally, that's that's the last thing. I'm sorry. I wanted
[39:07] Speaker 2: to bring that up because I just thought it was
[39:08] Speaker 2: insane that Gina inserted herself by saying.
[39:12] Speaker 1: That, here's the thing I think the first we'll finish
[39:15] Speaker 1: off with. I think this was a good episode. I
[39:18] Speaker 1: think it was kind of a filler. I think we're
[39:21] Speaker 1: just laying out the friendships. I think that we're starting
[39:25] Speaker 1: to see that Shannon is going to come around to
[39:27] Speaker 1: Tamra soon. I feel like that is going to happen,
[39:31] Speaker 1: and I feel like we're about to have a little
[39:32] Speaker 1: trace a megas action.
[39:35] Speaker 2: Can't wait.
[39:39] Speaker 1: If one of them doesn't jump into the jacuzi and
[39:42] Speaker 1: break their ankle, I'm going to be pissed.
[39:44] Speaker 2: Oh, don't give Shannon any ideas.
[39:46] Speaker 1: Oh My and Vicky walking with the.
[39:50] Speaker 2: Oh listen, Vicky has a bum knee. We saw that
[39:54] Speaker 2: ACE bandage.
[39:56] Speaker 1: I'm gonna start ace. I have a bum ankle from
[39:59] Speaker 1: trying to keep up up on the hike yesterday, and
[40:01] Speaker 1: like it's I'm limping around. I think I broke my
[40:04] Speaker 1: metatarsal again, Like.
[40:06] Speaker 2: I you broke your metatarsal on your foot.
[40:08] Speaker 1: Yes, you don't remember that. I went playing pickleball.
[40:10] Speaker 2: Oh, I didn't know it was your fifth metatarsal. Yes,
[40:13] Speaker 2: that's what I broke in my right foot. I was
[40:15] Speaker 2: screwing my foot from my broken meta tarts.
[40:17] Speaker 1: Yeah, it freaking hurts all the time now, and if
[40:19] Speaker 1: I step wrong then it's like but I never got
[40:22] Speaker 1: a screw put in there. I just wore that dumb
[40:24] Speaker 1: freaking boot for like a couple of months.
[40:27] Speaker 2: You broke yours playing pickleball.
[40:29] Speaker 1: Yeah, I twisted my ankle.
[40:30] Speaker 2: I broke mind doing double Dutch.
[40:36] Speaker 1: We weren't even that old when this happened.
[40:39] Speaker 2: This is like I was twenty, it was college, Like,
[40:42] Speaker 2: what kind of osteoporosis do I have?
[40:47] Speaker 1: Well, this is the best thing Slat told me the
[40:49] Speaker 1: other day. She's like, mom My foot still hurts, and
[40:52] Speaker 1: I'm like, you're really be in a pain in the
[40:54] Speaker 1: butt about this foot. And then we finally take her
[40:56] Speaker 1: to the doctor and they're like, yep, she broke the meditars.
[40:59] Speaker 1: Oh my god, Slate program metatacy limit around for weeks.
[41:05] Speaker 2: I'm not limping around for weeks. Get her a boot.
[41:08] Speaker 1: She got a boot. We did all the things. Now
[41:11] Speaker 1: she's healed. Everybody's happy. But like at first, we're like, Slate,
[41:15] Speaker 1: quit exaggerating.
[41:17] Speaker 2: All right, wow, so we gotta get these the taglines.
[41:21] Speaker 2: It's breaking news. They just came in, so let's read
[41:24] Speaker 2: through them before we Okay, get off this podcast. So
[41:27] Speaker 2: Vicky's first is wives come and Go, but legends we
[41:32] Speaker 2: whoop it up forever.
[41:33] Speaker 1: That's a tongue twister.
[41:35] Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean they worked in whoop it Up, which
[41:37] Speaker 2: is her catchphrase for twenty years.
[41:39] Speaker 1: I mean, I think you could have written a better one.
[41:41] Speaker 1: Uh So, Tamras, I'm still the hottest housewife and that's
[41:45] Speaker 1: my opinion. Oh my god, she didn't tell me she
[41:49] Speaker 1: was using the hottest housewife again.
[41:51] Speaker 2: That makes the most sense, right, Well, they took her
[41:54] Speaker 2: iconic phrase and her tagline that kind of yeah.
[41:57] Speaker 1: I like that. That one's that one's clever and this
[42:00] Speaker 1: not too many words very good.
[42:02] Speaker 2: I love it, Heather. My motives are like my tastes
[42:06] Speaker 2: best left unquestioned.
[42:08] Speaker 1: I don't get it.
[42:10] Speaker 2: It's it just it proves you're just bougie. No, that
[42:15] Speaker 2: maybe that she's dishonest, honestly, because if she doesn't want
[42:18] Speaker 2: her motives to be questioned, you're telling on yourself. What
[42:21] Speaker 2: this tagline? Head?
[42:22] Speaker 1: Yeah? I mean it's like when I said, oh my
[42:24] Speaker 1: what was my worst tagline?
[42:26] Speaker 2: Yeah? I was lying, Oh my god. Season nine. Uh,
[42:35] Speaker 2: I'm not afraid of hard work, but I'll never do
[42:38] Speaker 2: your dirty work.
[42:44] Speaker 1: So embarrassing.
[42:47] Speaker 2: All right, here's Shannon's.
[42:48] Speaker 1: Okay, Shannon is how do I hold it all together?
[42:52] Speaker 1: Resilience and shapewear. I'm kind of sick of hearing about
[42:57] Speaker 1: the shapewear.
[42:58] Speaker 2: She's really trying to get that Banks contract, Like.
[43:01] Speaker 1: Why doesn't Spake sponsor her? Also, I want to know
[43:04] Speaker 1: when she wears her SPANX if she has pulls open
[43:08] Speaker 1: the little thing to pee out of it, or she
[43:10] Speaker 1: pulls them down because you realize that Spanx have a
[43:13] Speaker 1: little hole where your vee is, Like, so if you
[43:16] Speaker 1: don't want to have to deal with pulling it all
[43:17] Speaker 1: the way down and over it, you could just to
[43:20] Speaker 1: the side.
[43:21] Speaker 2: I didn't know that. I didn't need to know that.
[43:25] Speaker 2: And I don't think Spanx is sponsoring her because they're
[43:27] Speaker 2: afraid of the liability that she is. All right, Jen,
[43:32] Speaker 2: the truth speaks volumes and I'm about to turn it up. Yeah,
[43:36] Speaker 2: she's feeling herself this season.
[43:38] Speaker 1: She's feeling herself.
[43:39] Speaker 2: She came in hot thinking you know, she has the
[43:42] Speaker 2: fans behind her. Careful with that, Jen.
[43:44] Speaker 1: Okay, Gina is just because I'm spoken for doesn't mean
[43:49] Speaker 1: I won't speak up.
[43:51] Speaker 2: We could have We could have written out on paper
[43:52] Speaker 2: and ripped it up.
[43:54] Speaker 1: She taped it together and figured out something else to say.
[43:59] Speaker 2: All right, here's Emily's. If you had the guest with
[44:02] Speaker 2: Emily's was going to be like revolved around what would.
[44:05] Speaker 1: You say the podcast?
[44:07] Speaker 2: No, Shane, No, and it's not tacos. I'll just read it.
[44:12] Speaker 2: My body may be new, but my mouth is the same.
[44:15] Speaker 1: As always get it girl, she's feeling it.
[44:20] Speaker 2: I mean I would feel it myself too if I
[44:21] Speaker 2: look like em I know, she looks phenomenal.
[44:23] Speaker 1: It looks so hot and she looks really good in that.
[44:26] Speaker 1: Now we're at Carmela, I'm the center of attention and
[44:30] Speaker 1: the centerfold. I mean, I need to know if she's
[44:33] Speaker 1: really going to be the center of attention on this show.
[44:36] Speaker 2: I actually like that. It's a great play on the
[44:38] Speaker 2: Playboy thing. The center centerfold. I like it a lot. Actually,
[44:41] Speaker 2: it might be a Carmela stand after two episodes.
[44:44] Speaker 1: I know, I feel like you're feeling like how you
[44:46] Speaker 1: feel about Stacy about Carmela.
[44:48] Speaker 2: Well, let's let's not get crazy. I mean, Carmela hasn't
[44:52] Speaker 2: made me laugh yet.
[44:53] Speaker 1: Here's the thing. I've met Mark Carmela a couple of times,
[44:56] Speaker 1: and she's so nice.
[44:57] Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel that from her watching her, so.
[45:01] Speaker 1: I feel like she's so nice. But yeah, I know,
[45:06] Speaker 1: we got to kind of wrap it up, and this
[45:07] Speaker 1: is the truth of the matter. I could keep going
[45:10] Speaker 1: and talk about more things that happen, but I have
[45:13] Speaker 1: therapy today, and you know what, I can't miss it.
[45:16] Speaker 2: She really can't, guys. I guess you couldn't tell, which
[45:19] Speaker 2: I'm sure ninety five percent of you could. She needs
[45:22] Speaker 2: the therapy, So that's it for us.
[45:25] Speaker 1: That's it for us today. We'll be back to entertain
[45:28] Speaker 1: you with more things after I get my mind right. Bye.

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