# ICYMI: Hard Launches, Debbie Downers & The Mint Green Dress

An episode of [Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1477524410), 8 Aug 2026, 13 min.

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## Transcript

[0:00] Speaker 1: Hi, guys, Welcome to another episode of Two Teas in
[0:02] Speaker 1: a Pod with Teddy Mellencap and Tamra Judge.
[0:05] Speaker 2: We drop a lot of episodes per week talking all
[0:09] Speaker 2: things Bravo, so.
[0:10] Speaker 3: We know it's hard to keep up. Here are the
[0:12] Speaker 3: best moments you missed this week. Dolores Catania, I can't
[0:18] Speaker 3: with you. It does look white?
[0:21] Speaker 4: Does this look waite too? It does? Shut up? No,
[0:26] Speaker 4: it doesn't.
[0:28] Speaker 3: No, it doesn't. Give me a stand up and give
[0:32] Speaker 3: me a twirl. I mean, okay, does it seem like
[0:39] Speaker 3: a dark color?
[0:41] Speaker 5: Nobody's it wasn't supposed to be dark? She wanted all
[0:44] Speaker 5: shut up? I see you side dining. Who Matt is
[0:47] Speaker 5: sitting there talking shit? No I'm not there, okay, who
[0:53] Speaker 5: was like, I'm just looking at my frunt bown And
[1:00] Speaker 5: now I know how everyone feels they get paranoid on
[1:02] Speaker 5: these shows, Like I've never been paranoid.
[1:05] Speaker 4: People making fun of my can you imagine?
[1:08] Speaker 3: I mean, so tell me before I mean, before we start.
[1:11] Speaker 2: We got to talk about the controversy of the dress,
[1:14] Speaker 2: which I'm so.
[1:14] Speaker 3: Glad you wore it because I can tell it's like
[1:16] Speaker 3: a mint green.
[1:18] Speaker 4: I love, No, I love.
[1:20] Speaker 5: This is called liquid organza my dress. When I walked
[1:24] Speaker 5: in the church, when I oh the diet, you have
[1:26] Speaker 5: to do that to me? When I was walking down
[1:29] Speaker 5: the aisle in the church, and it was like the
[1:31] Speaker 5: the cameras were flashing at me.
[1:35] Speaker 4: This dress looked like liquid. It is beautiful.
[1:39] Speaker 2: So did your did little Frank or his wife have
[1:47] Speaker 2: an issue with the dress?
[1:49] Speaker 5: No, everybody wore pastels. I wore the same color as Gabby.
[1:54] Speaker 5: She didn't even pick the girl's wedding dresses. She said,
[1:57] Speaker 5: pick whatever you want and get a pastel color.
[2:02] Speaker 3: Okay, because let's here's here's some of the comments.
[2:06] Speaker 2: Should we read them?
[2:07] Speaker 3: I know them.
[2:08] Speaker 4: They're like corny.
[2:10] Speaker 3: Dolores trying to out do the bride with that dress.
[2:13] Speaker 4: Wait, can I say something?
[2:15] Speaker 3: Yes, her theme was out do the bride? Are you serious?
[2:21] Speaker 5: But who could out do the bride? Who could out
[2:24] Speaker 5: do the bride? She's this stunning little model. She doesn't
[2:27] Speaker 5: even have her waist?
[2:28] Speaker 3: Is this hig?
[2:30] Speaker 4: She's thirty one years old. I wouldn't even try to
[2:33] Speaker 4: out do her. I don't care. Twenty thirty years from now,
[2:36] Speaker 4: I'm not outdoing her.
[2:37] Speaker 3: I mean, I can't believe this got so much. I mean,
[2:41] Speaker 3: the pull. You have Dolores for a tinge of a
[2:43] Speaker 3: green dress.
[2:45] Speaker 5: I mean, come on, now, this is custom White House Bride.
[2:50] Speaker 5: I got it from where she got her dress, Okay.
[2:54] Speaker 5: And I saw a.
[2:55] Speaker 4: Picture of this dress.
[2:56] Speaker 5: I wanted this dress, couldn't find it, so I had
[2:59] Speaker 5: a cuss.
[3:00] Speaker 4: It is for me.
[3:02] Speaker 5: This is my perfect dress. It's everything I wished for.
[3:06] Speaker 5: And I love it.
[3:07] Speaker 3: I love the here's the thing. I love the dress.
[3:10] Speaker 2: I see like, I'm wearing white and beige, you're wearing
[3:13] Speaker 2: light green.
[3:15] Speaker 4: Yes, I am mm hmm.
[3:17] Speaker 2: And the fact that it put people over the edge
[3:21] Speaker 2: to this level.
[3:22] Speaker 5: The fighting, Well, first of all, I have some soldiers
[3:26] Speaker 5: over here in the in laws camp.
[3:28] Speaker 4: Her stepmother is going off on people. Rosie Paria was
[3:33] Speaker 4: on it. She went after everyone.
[3:36] Speaker 5: She's like, don't you dare talk about my girl, don't
[3:40] Speaker 5: talk about my Dolores. And and the cousin Anook is
[3:43] Speaker 5: going after people too online. My niece is like fifteen
[3:50] Speaker 5: years old.
[3:51] Speaker 4: My sister had to take her phone off her.
[3:56] Speaker 3: This episode was a rough one for VICKI.
[4:00] Speaker 5: Well, I did not want to hear Debbie Downer one
[4:03] Speaker 5: more time. You know, I have a thing about I
[4:06] Speaker 5: won't even listen to songs that repeat the same line.
[4:10] Speaker 4: And I don't like background noise. So these are two
[4:12] Speaker 4: things that set me off.
[4:13] Speaker 3: Well, like the fact that.
[4:15] Speaker 2: She acts like she's never been called Debbie Downer before,
[4:18] Speaker 2: the amount of times I've been called Debbie downer, like.
[4:23] Speaker 4: Because you cry a lot.
[4:25] Speaker 5: Now, I think it's just like people may just say it, Like,
[4:29] Speaker 5: I think you're not a.
[4:30] Speaker 3: You know, A Debbie downer to me is a mope.
[4:33] Speaker 5: Someone who's MOPy and Vicky can sometimes be MOPy.
[4:40] Speaker 3: Well, I have to tell you yesterday I was very MOPy.
[4:43] Speaker 4: You were. Why?
[4:44] Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean well I cried for like hours.
[4:48] Speaker 2: Why I had to like call multiple people on the
[4:51] Speaker 2: phone to get myself out of it.
[4:54] Speaker 3: I know, I was just like I had, like I
[4:57] Speaker 3: felt really depressed.
[4:58] Speaker 4: Well, I feel like you're allowed to feel that way.
[5:00] Speaker 5: You've been through a lot and you're still going through
[5:02] Speaker 5: a lot.
[5:02] Speaker 3: You wouldn't do that me.
[5:05] Speaker 4: You can never be with I don't.
[5:07] Speaker 5: A Debbie downer isn't because you're crying because you have
[5:10] Speaker 5: the whole world on your shoulders. A Debbie downer is
[5:13] Speaker 5: when you're all out to dinner with your friends and
[5:15] Speaker 5: you're a fucking mope and you're like, in Italian we
[5:19] Speaker 5: call it menza mort.
[5:20] Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean we have to remember Vicki is somebody who.
[5:26] Speaker 2: Has her laptop out while they're filming Ultimate Girls Trap.
[5:30] Speaker 4: Is she a workaholic? I respect that.
[5:33] Speaker 3: Yeah, I would not call that a Debbie downer, you
[5:36] Speaker 3: know what?
[5:37] Speaker 4: I like that?
[5:38] Speaker 3: Yeah, I like it.
[5:39] Speaker 2: I just wish she didn't keep saying it it was I'm.
[5:42] Speaker 3: Not a Debbie Downer.
[6:01] Speaker 1: Did I see that you hard launched the Valley Man
[6:05] Speaker 1: on your Instagram?
[6:07] Speaker 3: For one, I did not hard launch him. Matt did.
[6:12] Speaker 1: Matt posted him without your permission.
[6:16] Speaker 2: Might as well have been without both of our permissions,
[6:18] Speaker 2: because we were both at this point in time, we'd
[6:21] Speaker 2: already been like partying for like hours before we even
[6:24] Speaker 2: went to Janet's. We went, like, I just need to
[6:26] Speaker 2: tell you how the night progressed. We started out the
[6:29] Speaker 2: night going to a Mexican restaurant in West Hollywood. Then
[6:33] Speaker 2: we go to Janet's where it's like you play games.
[6:35] Speaker 3: It was really spread out.
[6:36] Speaker 4: So it's David Busters. We can say it now, yeah, Dave.
[6:39] Speaker 3: But we go to David but a birthday party at
[6:41] Speaker 3: David and Busters.
[6:42] Speaker 2: Which I just don't mean to brag, but I won
[6:44] Speaker 2: at ski ball, which I mean, I just beat tickets.
[6:50] Speaker 3: Valley Guy, Matt and George.
[6:52] Speaker 4: Can we just say his damn name?
[6:54] Speaker 2: No, we can't, even though we tagged him in the post.
[6:58] Speaker 2: Well we by we, I mean Matt him in the post.
[7:01] Speaker 3: Oh shit, I missed that. I missed the tag.
[7:05] Speaker 4: I could have went down a rabbit hole.
[7:06] Speaker 3: Is he private? I don't think he's private.
[7:09] Speaker 4: Oh, by the way.
[7:10] Speaker 3: How do you get the name Valley Guy?
[7:12] Speaker 2: Because the first day we ever talked about him, I
[7:15] Speaker 2: couldn't remember which town he was from, so I just
[7:21] Speaker 2: said VALLEI Guy.
[7:23] Speaker 4: So Valley Guy. Yeah, you met his parents.
[7:28] Speaker 3: I have not met his parents. I have met his cousins,
[7:32] Speaker 3: his cousin cousins. He's met the kids. He met your kids, Yes,
[7:38] Speaker 3: he met the kids only. But this is a pretty
[7:41] Speaker 3: funny story.
[7:42] Speaker 2: Before Janet's party, this is like probably a week before
[7:46] Speaker 2: I'm on a date with Valley Guy, and Slate, unbeknownst
[7:50] Speaker 2: to me, had turned on my location again because she
[7:53] Speaker 2: likes to stop where I am at all points in time.
[7:56] Speaker 3: So we had gone to eat out.
[7:59] Speaker 2: Where he lives, which is not to the valley, and
[8:02] Speaker 2: then we had come back into town, and we were
[8:05] Speaker 2: just like killing time, just driving around his car, like
[8:08] Speaker 2: talking because it wasn't like I was gonna bring him
[8:10] Speaker 2: in the house. And so we were just like having
[8:13] Speaker 2: a good time talking all through and so know where
[8:17] Speaker 2: I live, and all of a sudden, Slate calls. I
[8:19] Speaker 2: answer on speakerphone and she's like hey mom. I'm like hi,
[8:23] Speaker 2: and she's like, why are you just driving around?
[8:25] Speaker 1: And see now a stalker?
[8:29] Speaker 3: Like you are such a stalker? What do you mean?
[8:32] Speaker 2: And she goes, are you with She doesn't call him
[8:35] Speaker 2: Valley Guy, she calls him his name, but she's like,
[8:37] Speaker 2: are you with Valie Guy? And I'm like yep. And
[8:39] Speaker 2: then Cruise like just bring him in, wow, just bring
[8:43] Speaker 2: him in.
[8:44] Speaker 3: And so I'm like, oh my gosh.
[8:46] Speaker 2: Okay, So so they know Edwin's girlfriend. Yes, they know
[8:50] Speaker 2: Edwin's girlfriend, Edwin's girlfriend's daughter, they know Okay.
[8:54] Speaker 3: So then we like pull up to the.
[8:56] Speaker 2: House and I can tell he's a little bit nervous,
[8:58] Speaker 2: and I'm like, here's kind of the thing I have
[9:00] Speaker 2: to be straightforward.
[9:01] Speaker 3: With you about.
[9:02] Speaker 2: Like I'm like, this is no pressure, Like if you
[9:04] Speaker 2: want to drive away right now, you totally can I'm like,
[9:07] Speaker 2: but I don't lie to my.
[9:08] Speaker 3: Kids anymore, and because like, well, like once I almost.
[9:12] Speaker 2: Died and like had to make so many different excuses
[9:15] Speaker 2: about like how long until I was going to.
[9:17] Speaker 3: Be better out of the hospital?
[9:18] Speaker 4: Gotchaing good?
[9:20] Speaker 2: Like, I just I can't do that to them, So
[9:22] Speaker 2: if they figure something out, I'm going to be honest
[9:25] Speaker 2: with them. So I was like, if you're not comfortable,
[9:28] Speaker 2: just pull away and I'll walk in and I'll face
[9:30] Speaker 2: the music by myself. But if like you're comfortable, then
[9:34] Speaker 2: come on in. And he did, and he was really cute,
[9:36] Speaker 2: like played football with Cruise and like laughed with Slate.
[9:40] Speaker 1: He's not much older than Slate, right, Oh my god,
[9:44] Speaker 1: he's thirty one, you bet.
[9:48] Speaker 2: Hold on. When Brittany was talking about how much money
[9:50] Speaker 2: she spent on Brandon, well.
[9:53] Speaker 1: And he's like, is was it five thousand? And she's like,
[9:57] Speaker 1: more like ten and then ten. Everyone's like ten thousand.
[9:59] Speaker 1: She's like, maybe it's somewhere in between.
[10:01] Speaker 4: Maybe it's eight. I don't know.
[10:04] Speaker 1: I mean, she gave him ten thousand dollars and he
[10:07] Speaker 1: couldn't even change her fluid bags or show up on
[10:10] Speaker 1: time or get her medication or be likable.
[10:14] Speaker 2: I'm like Brittany that tim k could have gone towards
[10:16] Speaker 2: Jack's debt.
[10:17] Speaker 1: Yeah, and then Andy's like, you know, do you think
[10:20] Speaker 1: like Britney's pickers off. There's a lot of talk about
[10:23] Speaker 1: Zach not being there for Brittany and the fighting and stuff,
[10:26] Speaker 1: and then we get a flashback of Zach washing her
[10:29] Speaker 1: hair while she was in recovery. He's like, I washed
[10:33] Speaker 1: your hair like that, and I'm thinking I would have
[10:36] Speaker 1: washed your hair too, Teddy when you got out of
[10:38] Speaker 1: the hospital.
[10:39] Speaker 2: I'm thinking I wouldn't washed anybody's hair if they needed help.
[10:42] Speaker 3: This isn't a flex. Did you hear that MySpace is
[10:47] Speaker 3: making a comeback? No, I don't even know my login.
[10:51] Speaker 1: Well you'll probably, I'm sure you have to have a
[10:53] Speaker 1: new one, but it's something different, like it's like there's
[10:58] Speaker 1: maybe no algorithm or some So they're saying that it's
[11:00] Speaker 1: like something different than what we have with Instagram and
[11:04] Speaker 1: stuff like that.
[11:05] Speaker 2: So you're saying that I shouldn't keep the same name
[11:08] Speaker 2: which I had originally, which is cheeky three thirty.
[11:11] Speaker 1: Oh, cheeky three thirty.
[11:13] Speaker 4: That's a good one.
[11:14] Speaker 3: How did you come up with that? I don't know,
[11:16] Speaker 3: it's just the brilliance of being eighteen.
[11:19] Speaker 1: And you sound like Stassy In her newest interview, well,
[11:23] Speaker 1: guys talking about her chill interview.
[11:25] Speaker 4: Guys saw it.
[11:26] Speaker 1: But she's talking about her children's names and she says, well,
[11:30] Speaker 1: I like that they're different because mine's different and it
[11:32] Speaker 1: made me a star.
[11:35] Speaker 2: Would you be upset if you were Stacy and your
[11:39] Speaker 2: husband had his sister's name tattooed on him and not yours.
[11:44] Speaker 1: It's weird, Teddy, unless she died, it's weird.
[11:52] Speaker 3: Well, I kept trying to tell myself.
[11:54] Speaker 2: Maybe it's because they didn't meet until she was he
[11:57] Speaker 2: was twenty one years old or whatever it was.
[11:59] Speaker 4: I lives with him. I know.
[12:02] Speaker 3: It's weird. But then did they ever show us if
[12:05] Speaker 3: she got his name back?
[12:08] Speaker 1: What do you mean, like if she got tattooed his
[12:11] Speaker 1: name on her body? I don't know, but I think
[12:14] Speaker 1: that's weird too.
[12:15] Speaker 3: I know, but why didn't they tell us that part?
[12:17] Speaker 2: I thought that would have been like if you and
[12:19] Speaker 2: I got initials of each other and I was the.
[12:22] Speaker 3: Only of each other.
[12:23] Speaker 2: Yeah, like initial I mean we have the same initial
[12:27] Speaker 2: t J. But if I got a TJ on me
[12:30] Speaker 2: and it was for you, and then you were like,
[12:32] Speaker 2: I'm not kidding, Like what the fuck?
[12:38] Speaker 3: I mean?
[12:38] Speaker 4: I just think it's weird.
[12:40] Speaker 1: And I don't really expect anybody to get their name tattooed.
[12:43] Speaker 1: I mean, like, if Eddie said I'm gonna get a tattoo,
[12:45] Speaker 1: I wouldn't be like, oh, get my name pleased, because
[12:48] Speaker 1: I always feel like sometimes that's like the kiss of
[12:50] Speaker 1: death too well.
[12:53] Speaker 2: I've told this story before, but my dad had a
[12:56] Speaker 2: ginormous tattoo of my mom on his shoulder when he
[13:00] Speaker 2: married her, and then like this big it's it's still there,
[13:05] Speaker 2: but guess what it is now It's no longer my mom.
[13:08] Speaker 3: It's my mom's face with Jesus on it.
[13:11] Speaker 2: What we shud or something to my mom with like
[13:17] Speaker 2: a beard, and like it's oh my goodness.
[13:21] Speaker 3: Okay.
[13:23] Speaker 1: If you want more from the twats, you can catch
[13:25] Speaker 1: up anytime on to teas in a pod talk soon

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