# You Cannot Be Serious A podcast by Sam Newman. Topical chat and opinions on the hear and now Feed: https://feed.podbean.com/smartassam/feed.xml ## Latest episodes - [Episode 385 - Part 2 - Illogical AFL](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1474582435/04495d7bf1d3) (2026-10-28, 24 min): audio https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/78kfq7f4n9rzctw8/Episode_385_-_Part_2_-_Illogical_AFL7x1n9.mp3 - [Episode 385 - Part 1 - Political Wrap](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1474582435/98f9306fcd82) (2026-10-28, 40 min): audio https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/xwyau5tgzip23frf/Episode_385_-_Part_1_-_Political_Wrapaylhh.mp3 - [Episode 384 - Renewables, Terror, Corruption](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1474582435/01261bba7614) (2026-10-21, 40 min): audio https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/4tyva3gumkftbv3h/Episode_384_-_Renewables_Terror_Corruption6epug.mp3 - [Episode 383 - Red Meat](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1474582435/fd378a52904f) (2026-10-14, 48 min): audio https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/j7y4ksnnyk63mfir/Episode_383_-_Red_Meatavc7f.mp3 - [Episode 382 - Part 2 - Ian Cook](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1474582435/29a799279d61) (2026-10-07, 29 min): audio https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/mnf9iccyh4ejbnb5/Episode_382_-_Part_2_-_Ian_Cookakwxf.mp3 - [Episode 382 - Part 1 - Who's Who in the Zoo](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1474582435/5a98e8600d43) (2026-10-07, 69 min): audio https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/5i3w75yk2r25gp3c/Episode_382_-_Part_1_-_Who_s_Who_in_the_Zoo76oap.mp3 - [Episode 381 - Part 2 - Being Played](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1474582435/6482d16c400f) (2026-09-30, 34 min): audio https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/z7dzs95vzuft5irg/Episode_381_-_Part_2_-_Being_Played6mjuu.mp3 - [Episode 381 - Part 1 - AFL Review](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1474582435/6975ba8ebb8c) (2026-09-30, 44 min): audio https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/5fj4jwsncayk6bty/Episode_381_-_Part_1_-_AFL_Review8cglk.mp3 - [Episode 380 - Ducking and Weaving](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1474582435/a88c23746716) (2026-09-23, 55 min): audio https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/r5b24mzpfxkaqjhw/Episode_380_-_Ducking_and_Weaving8i7fa.mp3 - [Episode 379 - Part 2 - Sex, Money, Power, Charisma](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1474582435/21fbf429c3e5) (2026-09-16, 30 min): audio https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/5tc74c399s7vbr8e/Episode_379_-_Part_2_-_Sex_Money_Power_Charisma9r1k1.mp3 - [Episode 379 - Part 1 - Tail Wagging Dog](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1474582435/b369fc1464ac) (2026-09-16, 34 min): audio https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/g34hu52rcem5a378/Episode_379_-_Part_1_-_Tail_Wagging_Dog6ti1k.mp3 - [Episode 378 - Musings from Afar](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1474582435/ee6542d08228) (2026-09-09, 31 min): audio https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/mvzcsebrwgivjaw6/Episode_378_-_Musings_from_Afar7nq9b.mp3 - [Episode 377 - Part 2 - Real Opinions](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1474582435/069a1c2df1b4) (2026-09-02, 32 min): audio https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/4jrrd9jb6k4guib9/Episode_377_-_Part_2_-_Real_Opinions8sgn1.mp3 - [Episode 377 - Part 1 - Selected Opinions](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1474582435/27a3be7db8c7) (2026-09-02, 37 min): audio https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/q8az6qe43b7di7jk/Episode_377_-_Part_1_-_Selected_Opinionsaqwno.mp3 - [Episode 376 - Part 2 - Minor Pickings](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1474582435/cc1382676db4) (2026-08-24, 10 min): audio https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/nxyajfxu4p2n8xpv/Episode_376_-_Part_2_-_Minor_Pickings9wm3q.mp3 - [Episode 376 - Part 1 - Hysteria Reigns](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1474582435/0a56994c9b4a) (2026-08-24, 14 min): audio https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/xpshmp3rkxgw325w/Episode_376_-_Part_1_-_Hysteria_Reigns6a288.mp3 - [Episode 375 - Part 2 - Can we be saved](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1474582435/5c49e63099d1) (2026-08-19, 33 min): audio https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/46hgsnb83nxdvjta/Episode_375_-_Part_2_-_Can_we_be_saved7pbi3.mp3 - [Episode 375 - Part 1 - Specifically Speaking](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1474582435/e9a298272254) (2026-08-19, 28 min): audio https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/z8q658ayctys479q/Episode_375_-_Part_1_-_Specifically_Speakingaq41k.mp3 - [Episode 374 - Part 2 -Family Affair](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1474582435/db64c4a9228f) (2026-08-12, 42 min): audio https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/73bt4y5vvftgcm2h/Episode_374_-_Part_2_-Family_Affair84zxy.mp3 - [Episode 374 - Part 1 -Simpletons Exposed](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1474582435/7bcb44992ed0) (2026-08-12, 20 min): audio https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/2y4bp3cvhstsird7/Episode_374_-_Part_1_-Simpletons_Exposed93bkr.mp3 - [Episode 373 - Part 2 - Fake Win, The Wizard](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1474582435/87e854508a19) (2026-08-05, 34 min): audio https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/njprzdwwcznk6dqk/Episode_373_-_Part_2_-_Fake_Win_The_Wizard6r91v.mp3 - [Episode 373 - Part 1 - 9.85 & Silly Gilly](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1474582435/37c69612ab9f) (2026-08-05, 35 min): audio https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/nk5qsz55erqjthrh/Episode_373_-_Part_1_-_985_Silly_Gilly7iq6m.mp3 - [Episode 372 - Part 2 - Who's Not Corrupt](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1474582435/6924564f8ec7) (2026-07-29, 16 min): audio https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/8dr7sn47ymxq5yma/Episode_372_-_Part_2_-_Who_s_Not_Corruptac2r2.mp3 - [Episode 372 - Part 1 - Booing, Pay Dirt, Frauds](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1474582435/bc9061add788) (2026-07-29, 33 min): audio https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/axnb5x6nbpj42yuh/Episode_372_-_Part_1_-_Booing_Pay_Dirt_Frauds7wp5l.mp3 - [Episode 371 - Part 2 - Ken, Sandy, Messe](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1474582435/59ce072728e4) (2026-07-22, 38 min): audio https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/ub86a5mww8g2a8cr/Episode_371_-_Part_2_-_Ken_Sandy_Messe6h3sn.mp3 - [Episode 371 - Part 1 - Europe v Australia](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1474582435/4c4ccfb83e33) (2026-07-22, 29 min): audio https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/ppd4de5u5mqug68f/Episoed_371_-_Part_1_-_Europe_v_Australia9wbx2.mp3 - [Episode 370 - Part 2 - No Go Zones, Hinch](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1474582435/f54bfb68b923) (2026-07-15, 39 min): audio https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/uaj7ndzvs76855d5/Episode_370_-_Part_2_-_No_Go_Zones_Hinchbudnb.mp3 - [Episode 370 - Part 1 - Trump, Ump's Refs](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1474582435/6c95655cb446) (2026-07-15, 32 min): audio https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/i5zrd4b56cwf7duz/Episode_370_-_Part_1_-_Trump_Ump_s_Refsamqe5.mp3 - [Episode 369 - Part 3 - Absent Duck](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1474582435/315f589b03b6) (2026-07-08, 24 min): audio https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/nhdwrzi3t86kekmy/Episode_369_-_Part_3_-_Absent_Duck6a920.mp3 - [Episode 369- Part 2 - Rules for Some](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1474582435/de5b30b6bda7) (2026-07-08, 6 min): audio https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/2wnckj6nrgjc6j5r/Episode_369_-_Part_2_-_Rules_for_Someb7mhd.mp3 - [Episode 369 - Part 1 - Insufferable Serena, Suffering Soccer](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1474582435/7a733fc652d7) (2026-07-08, 24 min): audio https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/uaqb7ybjbtysw73z/Episode_368_-_Part_1_-_Insufferable_Serena_Suffering_Socceralh3u.mp3 - [Episode 368 - Part 3 - About Karl](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1474582435/19901b6092d2) (2026-07-01, 24 min): audio https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/9jww6msesxvcgkfd/EP_368_-_Part_3944t4.mp3 - [Episode 368 - Part 3 - The Bible, Vegan, Joint](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1474582435/77eeaefaac70) (2026-07-01, 35 min): audio https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/vqyn799xsuzmfmue/EP_368_-_Part_2_-_The_Bible_Vegan_Joint8z381.mp3 - [Episode 368 - Part 1 - The Dawning of the Duck](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1474582435/0d7308706d8c) (2026-07-01, 32 min): audio https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/ty63ub4sepiejsn9/EP_368_-_Part_1_-_The_Dawning_of_the_Duck65cza.mp3 - [Episode 367 - Part 2 - Ducking & Weaving](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1474582435/5787f13d8dc9) (2026-06-24, 44 min): audio https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/7uhptf9am3g3rtm8/Episode_367_-_Part_2_-_Ducking_Weavingaakwn.mp3 - [Episode 367 - Part 1 = Whistle Blowers](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1474582435/848e352f0370) (2026-06-24, 37 min): audio https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/wth9esk6crcpckp9/Episode_367_-_Part_1_-_Whistle_Blowersbm279.mp3 - [Episode 366 - Part 2 - UFC, MCC, AFL](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1474582435/b6f81f5da864) (2026-06-17, 36 min): audio https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/pgqe58ahwvmc4ypv/Episode_366_-_Part_2_-_UFC_MCC_AFL6o3h3.mp3 - [Episode 366 - Part 1 - HoF, MND, W2C](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1474582435/1dc9ec7a56a2) (2026-06-17, 29 min): audio https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/ppk66zx9xz7trry7/Episode_366_-_Part_1_-_HoF_MND_W2C8kkcn.mp3 - [Episode 365 - Part 1 - Home and Away](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1474582435/a3b53c6bf3a7) (2026-06-10, 82 min): audio https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/sdnrxcby5tem7xmy/Episode_365_-_Part_19n5bg.mp3 - [Episode 364 - Part 2 - Speed, Skiddies, 007](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1474582435/23190c0bfa47) (2026-06-03, 44 min): audio https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/342xvmrjxsuumvqz/Episode_364_-_Part_2_-_Speed_Skiddies_00775aba.mp3 - [Episode 364 - Part 1 - Ahead of the Curve - Again](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1474582435/77d488ed3592) (2026-06-03, 45 min): audio https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/afygmp6iwtnwkx89/Episode_364_-_Part_1_-_Ahead_of_the_Curve_-_Againatv0h.mp3 - [Episode 363 - Part 2 - Neale, Bluey, Brad](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1474582435/bb28b5126406) (2026-05-27, 47 min): audio https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/8iyyqz95tpqwiz3n/Episode_363_-_Part_2_7nmjq.mp3 - [Episode 363 - Part 1 - Luggageless, Knickerless, Nichollsless](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1474582435/004ad7ed4ae8) (2026-05-27, 39 min): audio https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/edu29gm7t2q23ti4/Episode_363_-_Part_1_5zvuz.mp3 - [Episode 362 - Part 4 - Pilot James Nixon](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1474582435/2261c274149a) (2026-05-22, 62 min): audio https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/xuji7zp8kf32hzxi/Episode_362_-_Part_3_-_Pilot_James_Nixon6figs.mp3 - [Episode 362 - Part 3 - Political Lies](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1474582435/3ca29959f945) (2026-05-21, 35 min): audio https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/8u7i9x4u847s849v/Episode_362_-_Part_37nulg.mp3 - [Episode 362 - Part 2 - Devils, Tigers & Scotland](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1474582435/30cf3bf32bef) (2026-05-20, 39 min): audio https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/y3bkkwfdv73tkuf3/Episode_362_-_Part_29akcv.mp3 - [Episode 362 - Part 1 - Duck Neck, Gala Round](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1474582435/2366e89c1018) (2026-05-20, 40 min): audio https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/849qax4mg4c39jhv/Episode_362_-_Part_1bckvx.mp3 - [Episode 361 - Part 2 - Low Lifes, Journos, Archibald](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1474582435/c87a1fb29126) (2026-05-13, 42 min): audio https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/cywuvdichtxe93vt/Episode_361_-_Part_2_-_Low_Life_Journos_Archibald99l8p.mp3 - [Episode 361 - Part 1 - Lame Duck, Gold, Ethics](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1474582435/9a2f9425d35f) (2026-05-13, 46 min): audio https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/wnaz8927rjgx2eb4/Episode_361_Part_1_-_Lame_Duck_Gold_Ethics6ce6a.mp3 - [Episode 360 - Part 2 - Fiery Duck, WW eleven](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1474582435/8f45990a8811) (2026-05-06, 44 min): audio https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/7xzpf92b2nrii35k/Episode_359_-_Part_2_-_Fiery_Duck_WW_eleven8ys08.mp3 Shows are listed from Apple Podcasts' charts and directory, and Podcast Index where it is used. 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