# MrBeast, Logan Paul & KSI on Launching Lunchly, Fighting Jake Paul, Ronaldo’s YouTube Takeover

An episode of [Impaulsive with Logan Paul](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1442164847), 2 Oct 2024, 1 h 07 min.

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Use code LOGAN10 for 10% off your SeatGeek order https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/LOGAN10 *Up to $25 off MrBeast & KSI join Logan to discuss launching ‘Lunchly,’ Logan becoming a father, KSI vs Jake Paul, Ronaldo passing MrBeast in subscribers, 2024 election, Nikocado Avocado trolling the internet, MrBeast getting bullied, PRIME lawsuit updates, MrBeast’s $100M+ show, iShowSpeed racing Jake Paul, Rizzler SURPRISE appearance & more… SUBSCRIBE TO THE PODCAST ► https://www.youtube.com/impaulsive Watch Previous (Hulk Hogan Leaks Secret Donald Trump Call, Roasts Logan Paul’s WWE Career, Exposes The Rock) ► https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAYkbYvDVwQ&t=2s ADD US ON: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/impaulsiveshow/ Timestamps: 0:00 Welcome MrBeast & KSI! 💥 3:30 Lunchly Launch! 😋 6:11 MrBeast Gives Logan Father Advice..🍼 7:27 MrBeast’s $100M+ Amazon Show! 🎥 11:12 Who is MrBeast Voting For? 🇺🇸 13:09 KSI Vs Jake Paul! 🥊 18:33 PRIME Lawsuit UPDATE! 💰 21:11 MrBeast Vs Nikocado Avocado..💀 22:41 KSI’s Honest Opinion of MrBeast.. 😅 23:40 When MrBeast & KSI will have Kids..👶🏻 29:08 Logan, KSI & MrBeast Getting Bullied 😢 33:43 Ronaldo Passing MrBeast?! 😳 36:25 iShowSpeed Jumping Over Cars! 🏎️ 41:29 Logan & MrBeast CLOWN KSI 🤖 46:49 Jake Paul Vs iShowSpeed Race! (Predictions) 💨 48:51 How Logan Will Surpass Roman Reigns! 😤 53:32 MrBeast & KSI Explain ‘Ohio’ & ‘Brain Rot’ To Logan 😭 57:00 Logan Paul & Nina’s Baby! 👨🍼 1:03:34 MrBeast’s Opinion on MeatCanyon..😡 1:06:23 RIZZLER TAKEOVER!! 🎉 PLEASE NOTE Impaulsive is a significant break from the typical content viewers have come to expect from the vlog channel & we could not be more proud and excited to watch this unfold and grow. Please be advised that we will be exploring a wide variety of topics (some adult-themed) and our younger viewers (and their parents) should be advised that some topics will be for mature audiences only. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

## Transcript

[0:00] Speaker 1: Did you guys see a dude who lost all the weight?
[0:02] Speaker 2: I feel like someone you would do, but then you
[0:03] Speaker 2: just come out as black.
[0:04] Speaker 3: Well, I did that.
[0:07] Speaker 2: No.
[0:08] Speaker 3: Are you boxing Jake Paul? We all want to see it.
[0:10] Speaker 2: I'd be down.
[0:11] Speaker 1: Why don't you fight Jake at my wedding? We did
[0:14] Speaker 1: launch Lunchly today.
[0:14] Speaker 3: They don't know we launched it because the live stream
[0:17] Speaker 3: was grainy and laggy.
[0:18] Speaker 1: We're saying it's going to be the biggest announcement ever.
[0:20] Speaker 1: It comes out in 240p.
[0:22] Speaker 3: Ronaldo gained 60 million subscribers last month.
[0:24] Speaker 2: Well, what if Ronaldo beats you?
[0:26] Speaker 3: I mean, I'm not going down without a fight. Messi,
[0:27] Speaker 3: let's go. No, we don't like Messi. We don't like Messi. Oh, that's...
[0:31] Speaker 3: When I have kids, I'm not looking. Yeah, I think
[0:33] Speaker 3: I'm going to look. No way. Like, coming out?
[0:35] Speaker 2: I can't imagine Logan just squatting down like... Nah, bro.
[0:38] Speaker 2: All right, come on, then. Get out, then! Welcome, bro.
[0:57] Speaker 3: Late to your own podcast. What are those pants? Sorry.
[0:59] Speaker 3: What are you wearing? Shorts. I don't know, bro. My
[1:02] Speaker 3: stylist tells me what to wear. Oh, really?
[1:05] Speaker 2: Late to his own podcast.
[1:06] Speaker 1: Jimmy was late this morning to his own company. His
[1:08] Speaker 1: own company's launch.
[1:09] Speaker 3: Well, the company hadn't launched yet. So was I late
[1:12] Speaker 3: if there was no company? You were absolutely late.
[1:15] Speaker 1: And why don't you tell everyone why you were late?
[1:19] Speaker 3: Well, I just stayed up late looking at chocolate aisles
[1:21] Speaker 3: in Walmart last night. That's not a joke. Yeah, I mean,
[1:23] Speaker 3: you guys didn't want to go look with me. He
[1:25] Speaker 3: invited us.
[1:26] Speaker 1: He said, why don't you guys come to Walmart with me?
[1:28] Speaker 1: It was like 11 p.m. Come to Walmart with me
[1:30] Speaker 1: so we can look at chocolate. He actually does it.
[1:33] Speaker 2: But we did it when we were lost in.
[1:35] Speaker 3: North Carolina, yeah.
[1:36] Speaker 2: North Carolina.
[1:37] Speaker 1: He does it every state he goes.
[1:38] Speaker 3: Well, I mean, we could have looked at the hydration aisle, too.
[1:42] Speaker 1: So what did you do exactly?
[1:43] Speaker 2: Tell us.
[1:44] Speaker 1: You've told this story before, but what do you do?
[1:46] Speaker 1: You walk around Walmart.
[1:47] Speaker 3: Oh, my gosh. You're going to make me seem like
[1:49] Speaker 3: a lunatic. You are.
[1:50] Speaker 2: You are.
[1:51] Speaker 3: No, it's a reasonable thing to do. There's an app
[1:54] Speaker 3: that you can see like sales velocities of products. And
[1:57] Speaker 3: so I just walk around Walmart and I just scan
[1:59] Speaker 3: every single item on aisle. And I'm like, oh, this
[2:02] Speaker 3: sells 10 units a day, whereas this one sells two.
[2:04] Speaker 3: And then I just like to, you know, try to
[2:07] Speaker 3: figure out why. Number nerd.
[2:08] Speaker 1: Welcome back to Impulsive, the number one podcast in the world.
[2:10] Speaker 1: Thank you guys for listening, watching, viewing, and subscribing. If
[2:12] Speaker 1: you noticed, the guy to my right is Mr. Beast.
[2:15] Speaker 3: I'm not Mike. Not Mike. Why is he not here?
[2:17] Speaker 1: He's in Singapore. He's in Singapore for karate combat.
[2:21] Speaker 3: What? Yeah, karate combat.
[2:22] Speaker 2: Wait, karate combat?
[2:24] Speaker 1: Yes, yeah.
[2:25] Speaker 2: As in, he's using karate to combat?
[2:28] Speaker 1: Not Mike specifically. He has trouble walking and doing really
[2:30] Speaker 1: anything physically. Um, but he's an announcer for this fight. So,
[2:36] Speaker 1: so that's why he couldn't be here today. Uh, but
[2:38] Speaker 1: I know no one's going to believe that. And I
[2:40] Speaker 1: know you're going to think we had some sort of
[2:41] Speaker 1: falling out. There's some sort of beef or he got fired. And, um,
[2:44] Speaker 1: I kind of liked that narrative. Let's run with that.
[2:45] Speaker 3: Yeah. Actually sprinkle in that. He doesn't like me as well.
[2:49] Speaker 3: Let's just like really run with it.
[2:51] Speaker 1: Let's do it. But we got, we got the boys
[2:53] Speaker 1: here today.
[2:54] Speaker 3: Yeah. So you're sure actually here's a better controversy. He's mad.
[2:57] Speaker 3: He doesn't own part of lunch. So he didn't want
[2:59] Speaker 3: to be in it. That that's more believable. Yeah.
[3:03] Speaker 1: That is actually a little real.
[3:04] Speaker 3: That's a good one. Run with that one. Every comment.
[3:07] Speaker 3: Next view.
[3:07] Speaker 1: Because he's already mad about not having prime equity.
[3:11] Speaker 3: You couldn't even give him like one share of prime?
[3:14] Speaker 4: No.
[3:16] Speaker 3: I'm all for giving him like a penny of equity
[3:19] Speaker 3: in Lunchly so he can't complain about it.
[3:20] Speaker 2: Really? Yeah.
[3:21] Speaker 1: I would do it.
[3:22] Speaker 3: Okay. Well, we only need two out of three votes.
[3:23] Speaker 3: That's two out of three.
[3:24] Speaker 2: Well, yeah, it's done.
[3:25] Speaker 3: It's already done.
[3:26] Speaker 1: All right. All right.
[3:27] Speaker 3: Congrats, Mike.
[3:29] Speaker 1: But yeah, we did launch Lunchly today. We actually just
[3:32] Speaker 1: did it. If you guys saw on Instagram Live, probably
[3:34] Speaker 1: the best quality live stream.
[3:36] Speaker 2: Well, I think you... might have tried to see it
[3:39] Speaker 2: on live.
[3:40] Speaker 3: Yes uh they don't know we launched it because the
[3:43] Speaker 3: live stream was grainy and laggy and for some reason
[3:46] Speaker 3: if you go live with multiple instagram accounts in the
[3:49] Speaker 3: same vicinity it just like goes to hell yeah it
[3:52] Speaker 3: was it was pretty interesting.
[3:53] Speaker 1: Plus we blew it yeah we really did what do
[3:55] Speaker 1: you mean like i had we had like a week-long build-up.
[3:58] Speaker 1: We're saying it's going to be the biggest announcement ever.
[4:00] Speaker 1: Shit comes out in 240p.
[4:02] Speaker 3: We should just post it on Instagram. We're like, oh,
[4:05] Speaker 3: the two largest creator brands are coming together.
[4:08] Speaker 2: All this.
[4:09] Speaker 3: We got everything. Just building up to it.
[4:12] Speaker 1: I also think people are confused about what the product is.
[4:14] Speaker 1: They're like, wait, so it's just Prime and Feastables and Lunchables?
[4:19] Speaker 4: No.
[4:20] Speaker 3: No.
[4:21] Speaker 1: It's Prime and Feastables and In a lunchly.
[4:23] Speaker 3: In a lunchly. I mean, that's what it is.
[4:28] Speaker 1: But yeah, we decided to come together, put the fastest
[4:31] Speaker 1: growing beverage in history, the fastest growing snack candy in history,
[4:36] Speaker 1: Feastables meets Prime meets an entree.
[4:39] Speaker 3: So we have three lunchly meals here. Oh, you're just
[4:41] Speaker 3: going deep in it. Fine, dude. We started off. It's
[4:43] Speaker 3: our podcast.
[4:44] Speaker 1: Turkey stackums, fiesta nachos, and we got a pizza. And
[4:49] Speaker 1: I'll be honest with you, boys. I'm dissatisfied with the lunch.
[4:53] Speaker 1: I'm dissatisfied with it.
[4:54] Speaker 2: Well, you know what?
[4:55] Speaker 4: I think with the Prime launch, it went so well
[4:58] Speaker 4: that this one had to go wrong.
[5:00] Speaker 3: For them watching, you really should play a clip of
[5:03] Speaker 3: the grainy live stream. That's not like a 1940s TV.
[5:07] Speaker 3: That was us attempting to go live on Instagram.
[5:10] Speaker 1: Horrible i saw a screenshot on twitter of it and
[5:13] Speaker 1: i go i can't believe we did this yeah like
[5:15] Speaker 1: like we spent so long we spent eight months making
[5:18] Speaker 1: sure everything is perfect and the one thing the three
[5:21] Speaker 1: internet kids don't didn't get right was the internet.
[5:24] Speaker 3: Well it's funny too it's like um because i joined
[5:26] Speaker 3: the live stream it was like the logan and then
[5:29] Speaker 3: ksi joined on his instagram and then i was going
[5:31] Speaker 3: to join via surprise and the viewership's climbing and climbing
[5:33] Speaker 3: and climbing and then i'm like how Logan's really lagging.
[5:36] Speaker 3: And all the comments are like, why is Logan lagging?
[5:38] Speaker 3: And I just see like 10,000 people stop watching. And
[5:41] Speaker 3: then another 10,000, another 20,000, another 30,000. And all of
[5:45] Speaker 3: a sudden, like 100,000 viewers drop. And I'm like, oh, wait,
[5:48] Speaker 3: this isn't just my internet. Like this, everyone's seeing. And
[5:51] Speaker 3: then Logan's like, come on in, Jimmy. And on the
[5:54] Speaker 3: live stream, I just hear, and I'm like, was that
[5:57] Speaker 3: my cue?
[5:58] Speaker 1: My fiance texted me and said, your live stream is
[6:01] Speaker 1: sending me into labor. Because that's the other thing. Like,
[6:04] Speaker 1: Nina's on the cusp of.
[6:05] Speaker 3: By the time this comes out, you'll probably already be
[6:08] Speaker 3: a dad.
[6:08] Speaker 1: Dude, this will... Whoa. This will be the last podcast
[6:13] Speaker 1: where I'm not a dad.
[6:14] Speaker 2: Oh, my gosh.
[6:16] Speaker 3: That's crazy.
[6:17] Speaker 2: That's really crazy.
[6:18] Speaker 3: That's crazy.
[6:20] Speaker 2: You must be gassed.
[6:22] Speaker 1: I'm pretty excited, man.
[6:23] Speaker 3: Well, here, I got some tips for you, not to
[6:24] Speaker 3: cut you off. I just got a cat. Okay.
[6:26] Speaker 4: Okay.
[6:27] Speaker 3: And... been rough. The cat meows at night. There's a
[6:31] Speaker 3: little bit of separation anxiety. We're working on it. I'm
[6:34] Speaker 3: thinking of having the cat sleep in its own room.
[6:36] Speaker 3: I thought you were going to say I'm thinking about
[6:37] Speaker 3: having the cat put down.
[6:38] Speaker 2: No, no, no.
[6:40] Speaker 3: I'm trying to give you some fatherly advice as someone
[6:42] Speaker 3: who just got a cat.
[6:43] Speaker 1: So you're not going to euthanize the cat because it
[6:46] Speaker 1: meows at night? No, no, no.
[6:47] Speaker 3: I'm just going to make it sleep in the other
[6:48] Speaker 3: room and ignore the screams. Oh, it screams at its
[6:52] Speaker 3: own head? No, it's kind of needy. The foster home
[6:56] Speaker 3: I came from had five other cats and now it's
[6:58] Speaker 3: just like Play with me 24 seven. And I'm like, yeah.
[7:02] Speaker 1: So look, um, this is, this is actually pretty cool
[7:05] Speaker 1: that we get to sit here on this podcast and, and,
[7:07] Speaker 1: and not only talk about coming together for this company,
[7:09] Speaker 1: cause we all have like so much history together in
[7:12] Speaker 1: different ways, but also like not, not to, not to
[7:15] Speaker 1: toot our horns, but to fucking to bro. We've each
[7:19] Speaker 1: come up on the internet, and I'm blessed to say
[7:21] Speaker 1: we've had really successful careers. So to be able to
[7:23] Speaker 1: just sit here and kind of like shoot the shit
[7:26] Speaker 1: is kind of cool. I know you, Jimmy, just got
[7:29] Speaker 1: done shooting your Amazon show.
[7:31] Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, yes.
[7:32] Speaker 1: Which, from what it sounds like, is going to be
[7:34] Speaker 1: the biggest game show in history ever.
[7:37] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[7:37] Speaker 1: Y'all broke how many Guinness World Records shooting it?
[7:40] Speaker 3: We broke over 40 world records while filming Beast Games.
[7:43] Speaker 3: It's my Amazon show. I'm driving later this year. Most
[7:45] Speaker 3: contestants of any game show in history... Largest cash prize
[7:48] Speaker 3: of any game show in history. Most cameras recording simultaneously
[7:52] Speaker 3: of any production in history. I can go on and on.
[7:55] Speaker 3: I mean, if there's a world record for game shows,
[7:58] Speaker 3: we broke it. And we even broke a lot of
[8:00] Speaker 3: stuff that have nothing to do with game shows.
[8:01] Speaker 5: It is.
[8:02] Speaker 3: I really need Amazon to tell me what I can
[8:05] Speaker 3: or can't say. I wish I could run you through
[8:06] Speaker 3: the things we shot. It is literally going to blow
[8:10] Speaker 3: your mind. It is 10 episodes, and every episode literally
[8:14] Speaker 3: makes my YouTube videos look like child's play. Like, they're just.
[8:17] Speaker 2: I, I, what would you say is the best episode? Um,
[8:21] Speaker 2: I mean, say it, don't say it.
[8:23] Speaker 1: Say what you did.
[8:23] Speaker 3: Just say it. I want to so bad. Let's just
[8:29] Speaker 3: say there's, there's, I can say this. We built the
[8:34] Speaker 3: city in the middle of nowhere. There's just a, a field.
[8:36] Speaker 2: What?
[8:37] Speaker 3: That's just Burning Man. No, we built an actual city.
[8:40] Speaker 3: That's what they do at Burning Man.
[8:42] Speaker 1: You went to Burning Man.
[8:43] Speaker 2: As in buildings.
[8:45] Speaker 3: Buildings. A walled-in city that the contestants lived in throughout
[8:48] Speaker 3: the show.
[8:49] Speaker 2: What?
[8:51] Speaker 3: I can't say the number, but there's hundreds of contestants.
[8:55] Speaker 3: When we got to that point, I was like, all right,
[8:57] Speaker 3: now follow me. And I took them into the middle
[8:59] Speaker 3: of nowhere. And there's walls. And then inside the walls
[9:03] Speaker 3: is enough housing for hundreds of people. Giant towers. I mean,
[9:06] Speaker 3: I can't say anything else cause it'll spoil the show,
[9:08] Speaker 3: but like, We spent over $ 15 million building a city
[9:11] Speaker 3: just for... $ 15 million? Yeah, just for one part of
[9:14] Speaker 3: the show.
[9:14] Speaker 2: Just for one part?
[9:16] Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. The first episode I spent over $ 20 million on.
[9:18] Speaker 3: I mean, it's probably one of the most expensive episodes
[9:21] Speaker 3: in television history. Bro, we're launching this company.
[9:24] Speaker 1: And Jimmy's already trying to give away all the money
[9:28] Speaker 1: that we already don't have because there's no profits because
[9:30] Speaker 1: it's day zero.
[9:32] Speaker 3: Throughout the show, I think I am allowed to say this,
[9:34] Speaker 3: we gave away over $ 20 million throughout the show.
[9:36] Speaker 1: But wasn't the grand prize like.
[9:38] Speaker 2: Five.
[9:39] Speaker 3: Yeah. It'll make sense when you watch it.
[9:42] Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, no. It doesn't make sense, Jimmy.
[9:45] Speaker 1: It doesn't make sense. Because I know you had a
[9:46] Speaker 1: $ 100 million budget, but I also know.
[9:49] Speaker 3: Well, that's not... You don't know I had $ 100 million.
[9:53] Speaker 3: I've never said I had $ 100 million. That's what the
[9:55] Speaker 3: headline said.
[9:57] Speaker 1: But you spent way more.
[9:59] Speaker 3: But yes, I also spent way more than $ 100 million.
[10:00] Speaker 3: I somehow got one of the largest unscripted deals in
[10:04] Speaker 3: history and then managed to lose tens of millions of
[10:06] Speaker 3: dollars filming the show.
[10:06] Speaker 1: Bro, you know what I love about you? You're always
[10:08] Speaker 1: playing the camera.
[10:10] Speaker 3: Oh, am I supposed to look at you?
[10:11] Speaker 1: I mean, we're having a conversation.
[10:13] Speaker 3: I never even once thought of looking at you. Hey!
[10:16] Speaker 3: How you doing, bro? Hey, Logan. It's just habit. That
[10:22] Speaker 3: is funny.
[10:24] Speaker 1: He does it. I've seen him do it.
[10:25] Speaker 2: Just look at us, bro.
[10:27] Speaker 3: We're here. It really hurts not to look at that camera.
[10:31] Speaker 3: Are you crying? Yeah, I know. This happened. I don't
[10:35] Speaker 3: know if you remember. Four years ago, I have this
[10:38] Speaker 3: thing where my eyes randomly get watery. And you literally said,
[10:41] Speaker 3: are you crying? And I explained this to you four
[10:43] Speaker 3: years ago. Now your eyes are getting watery. And here
[10:46] Speaker 3: we are four years later explaining the same fucking thing
[10:50] Speaker 3: to Logan. Yes, my eyes get watery. I don't know.
[10:54] Speaker 3: Someone fix it.
[10:55] Speaker 1: Wait, so you just swore. So if you swear, now
[10:58] Speaker 1: are you canceled? No.
[11:00] Speaker 3: Well, you swore earlier, and I was like, oh, I
[11:02] Speaker 3: guess I'm allowed to swear. That's true.
[11:03] Speaker 1: Yeah, it is.
[11:04] Speaker 3: It will destroy your ad revenue on this, but.
[11:06] Speaker 1: Yo, bro, ad revenue out the window circa 2017, brother.
[11:10] Speaker 3: What happened in 2017? Are you voting for Trump or?
[11:16] Speaker 1: Bro, I get hit in the head for a living. Like,
[11:18] Speaker 1: I'm always doing crazy stuff. Like, I don't know what's
[11:20] Speaker 1: going on. What did you say? Can't say what? I
[11:24] Speaker 1: can't get hit in the head? But I do, bro.
[11:26] Speaker 3: What's good? What are you saying? The WWE isn't real? Yeah, Jeff.
[11:30] Speaker 1: It is real.
[11:31] Speaker 3: So he gets hit in the head.
[11:32] Speaker 1: It's real painful. No, I was actually talking about boxing.
[11:34] Speaker 4: Oh.
[11:36] Speaker 1: But I quit boxing. How's your boxing?
[11:38] Speaker 3: Yeah, it's cool. We don't care who I'm voting for?
[11:40] Speaker 2: We just.
[11:41] Speaker 3: Okay, fine.
[11:42] Speaker 1: No, no, no.
[11:44] Speaker 3: Jeff, you're just like.
[11:44] Speaker 1: No, no, I got this. Okay. Are you voting for
[11:47] Speaker 1: Kamala or.
[11:49] Speaker 3: I... believe you guys should use your american given right
[11:53] Speaker 3: to vote you should vote for whatever person represents the
[11:56] Speaker 3: values that you care deeply about and you should not
[11:58] Speaker 3: vote for whoever some influencer tells you to vote for Damn.
[12:02] Speaker 1: How many times did you practice that?
[12:04] Speaker 2: I didn't.
[12:04] Speaker 3: Actually, Patrick Mahomes said that like two days ago in
[12:08] Speaker 3: an interview. And I was like, you know, it's great.
[12:09] Speaker 3: That was a great response.
[12:10] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[12:11] Speaker 3: I was like, I'm going to steal that if anyone
[12:12] Speaker 3: asks me.
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[13:08] Speaker 1: Back to the show. So wait, are you still boxing?
[13:11] Speaker 2: Yes. Yeah, I'm hoping to. It's a lot better now.
[13:14] Speaker 2: It's a lot better.
[13:15] Speaker 3: Are you boxing Jake Paul?
[13:16] Speaker 2: No.
[13:17] Speaker 3: When's that going to happen?
[13:18] Speaker 2: Honestly.
[13:19] Speaker 3: Sorry. When is that going to happen? I'll be honest
[13:21] Speaker 3: with you.
[13:25] Speaker 1: What the hell is going on?
[13:26] Speaker 3: Please.
[13:26] Speaker 4: I think it's literally to do with the weight because
[13:28] Speaker 4: right now he's fighting Mike Tyson.
[13:31] Speaker 3: Heavy boy.
[13:32] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[13:32] Speaker 1: Mike Tyson?
[13:34] Speaker 2: Mike Tyson.
[13:34] Speaker 3: That's still happening?
[13:35] Speaker 6: Yeah.
[13:35] Speaker 3: Are you familiar with Mike Tyson? Yeah. Wasn't that like
[13:37] Speaker 3: a year ago?
[13:38] Speaker 1: No, it's in November.
[13:39] Speaker 3: Really? It's still happening. Oh, I didn't even know.
[13:42] Speaker 1: Oh, that's I thought it got canceled. No, it's going
[13:44] Speaker 1: to be the biggest fight ever.
[13:45] Speaker 3: Holy crap.
[13:46] Speaker 2: That's all.
[13:46] Speaker 3: No, I mean that the biggest fight ever. And then
[13:48] Speaker 3: after he beats up Mike Tyson, not just because Mike
[13:51] Speaker 3: Tyson's old, but will you box them?
[13:55] Speaker 2: We all want to see it. I'd be down.
[13:57] Speaker 3: I like, you guys have just been going at each
[13:59] Speaker 3: other on X literally nonstop for what feels like my
[14:03] Speaker 3: entire life. I'm just like ready to see it. Like
[14:06] Speaker 3: I I'm so over seeing you guys just go at
[14:08] Speaker 3: each other on Twitter. Like, just fucking duke it out.
[14:11] Speaker 3: Let's see it.
[14:12] Speaker 2: We recently saw Gib and Slim getting out.
[14:14] Speaker 3: Just meet in the middle. Whatever your weight is, whatever
[14:16] Speaker 3: his is, just cut it out.
[14:17] Speaker 2: That's why I'm like, why not just get me, Jake?
[14:20] Speaker 2: Let's do it.
[14:21] Speaker 3: Please.
[14:21] Speaker 2: I mean, I've got a weight, 185.
[14:24] Speaker 4: I fought Tommy Fury at that weight as well.
[14:27] Speaker 3: What does Jake want?
[14:28] Speaker 2: He wants, like, 200.
[14:30] Speaker 3: Okay, so why don't we just meet in the middle?
[14:31] Speaker 1: 192.5. No, no.
[14:33] Speaker 3: I can't do it. I can't get even heavier.
[14:36] Speaker 6: Why?
[14:36] Speaker 2: Because it's just so hard.
[14:39] Speaker 4: It's hard to put on weight.
[14:41] Speaker 1: 2016 KSI wouldn't have said that.
[14:43] Speaker 3: JJ.
[14:43] Speaker 2: 2016, like, oh, bro, I didn't even do anything.
[14:46] Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
[14:47] Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, bro, I just.
[14:49] Speaker 1: You've been there. You could do it.
[14:50] Speaker 2: YOLO. But then I realized how important weight was. Yeah.
[14:54] Speaker 3: I mean... That fight would be legendary.
[14:56] Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, yeah.
[14:57] Speaker 3: It'd be huge for everyone. Just to make it happen.
[15:00] Speaker 1: It sounds like it's not going to.
[15:01] Speaker 4: So it's just never going to happen?
[15:03] Speaker 1: So what's good?
[15:04] Speaker 3: You guys are just going to talk shit to each other?
[15:05] Speaker 2: I think that's it.
[15:07] Speaker 4: When we're like 80 years old, we're still on Twitter
[15:10] Speaker 4: just talking shit.
[15:11] Speaker 3: I'm going to fucking beat you, mate. You're both boxers.
[15:15] Speaker 3: You both kind of started this whole influencer boxing thing.
[15:18] Speaker 3: It's obviously way bigger than that now. It's not even
[15:21] Speaker 3: influencer boxing anymore. And you're both in Logan's orbit, and
[15:26] Speaker 3: it just all points to it. And it would be
[15:29] Speaker 3: so awesome.
[15:29] Speaker 1: I have a solution.
[15:31] Speaker 3: Yeah?
[15:32] Speaker 1: Since we know the boxing fight's never going to happen.
[15:34] Speaker 3: I haven't given up yet.
[15:37] Speaker 1: Why don't you fight Jake at my wedding?
[15:40] Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying? I'll invite you.
[15:43] Speaker 2: I'll invite Jake. And just settle it, bro.
[15:47] Speaker 1: Lake Como. Bro, I'll be okay with that.
[15:51] Speaker 3: Just bare hands? Yeah, like whatever. Whatever. Please.
[15:54] Speaker 1: And then you guys can make up and start like
[15:56] Speaker 1: a clothing brand or something.
[15:57] Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
[15:57] Speaker 3: You can join them. Call Rivals. You can join them
[16:02] Speaker 3: with W.
[16:04] Speaker 2: No, I'm all right.
[16:06] Speaker 1: I'm good. W, his deodorant.
[16:08] Speaker 2: I'll make something called L.
[16:12] Speaker 3: What?
[16:12] Speaker 2: Make it chill.
[16:13] Speaker 3: You're going to lose?
[16:14] Speaker 1: No, it's for Logan. We're partnering again.
[16:18] Speaker 3: Yo, you guys just boxed again.
[16:20] Speaker 7: Oh wait all right i will move on but seriously
[16:25] Speaker 7: jj i'm working on music it it would be the
[16:28] Speaker 7: coolest thing if you and jake just just bypassed i
[16:32] Speaker 7: i promise you it would be the coolest thing ever.
[16:34] Speaker 6: I have a song with trippy red it would literally
[16:38] Speaker 6: break the internet are you an adder or something no
[16:40] Speaker 6: i just want to see it so badly i really
[16:43] Speaker 6: do riddle it right now.
[16:48] Speaker 2: He's crying again.
[16:48] Speaker 3: Yeah, I know you are. You did start crying.
[16:50] Speaker 1: I like you, Jimmy. I like your spunky guy.
[16:53] Speaker 3: All right. I'll take the hint. We'll change the topic.
[16:55] Speaker 3: So how's your song with Trippie Redd?
[16:56] Speaker 2: Yeah, it's good. Well, it's coming out October the 4th.
[16:59] Speaker 3: You should use it as your walkout song.
[17:01] Speaker 1: Just kidding.
[17:03] Speaker 2: I actually should. And I will. Wait.
[17:05] Speaker 3: So, wait. So, okay.
[17:06] Speaker 2: Who are you fighting next, though? Oh, I think I'm
[17:10] Speaker 2: going to be fighting Q1. Q1. Q1. Sometime in Q1.
[17:14] Speaker 2: Maybe March, April.
[17:16] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[17:17] Speaker 1: And then.
[17:17] Speaker 2: literally just go nuts.
[17:19] Speaker 3: Who is it?
[17:20] Speaker 2: I can't say.
[17:21] Speaker 1: Say it.
[17:21] Speaker 2: We'll bleep it.
[17:22] Speaker 4: Nah.
[17:22] Speaker 1: Bro, come on.
[17:23] Speaker 2: You'll actually bleep it?
[17:24] Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll bleep it.
[17:25] Speaker 2: Okay, I'm looking at * * * *.
[17:26] Speaker 4: That's what I thought. I mean, that's pretty cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[17:32] Speaker 4: I think I'll be pretty, especially in the UK.
[17:34] Speaker 1: That would be cool.
[17:34] Speaker 2: And then just maybe get the O2 or someplace.
[17:38] Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure. For sure.
[17:39] Speaker 4: I think I'll be absolutely nuts. Walk out to thick
[17:42] Speaker 4: of it. Feature trippy red.
[17:46] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[17:48] Speaker 4: Obviously, I'm promoting my music. I know, I saw you.
[17:53] Speaker 4: I'm trying to do you with the whole promotion thing.
[17:55] Speaker 4: I don't know if you saw a little bit of
[17:57] Speaker 4: it when I did the whole commentary thing.
[17:59] Speaker 3: Yeah, you mixed it in.
[18:00] Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like, all right, let me get on
[18:02] Speaker 2: my Logan hype.
[18:03] Speaker 3: A little viral marketing. Yeah, yeah.
[18:04] Speaker 1: Never hurt nobody.
[18:05] Speaker 3: I want to hear your Lunchly pitch.
[18:08] Speaker 2: My Lunchly pitch?
[18:09] Speaker 3: Yeah, you got to start sneaking that in. Just eat it.
[18:12] Speaker 2: It's fantastic.
[18:14] Speaker 3: I like that. That's actually not bad. Maybe a little
[18:17] Speaker 3: more about the taste.
[18:18] Speaker 4: Well, I think people will try it. It's one of
[18:21] Speaker 4: the things where people will look and go, oh, okay,
[18:23] Speaker 4: I know what luncheon is. Let me try it. I
[18:25] Speaker 4: love Prime. I love Feastables.
[18:28] Speaker 3: I think.
[18:28] Speaker 2: Well, just do a taste test.
[18:30] Speaker 3: Just buy one and have like 10 of your friends.
[18:32] Speaker 3: Y'all be the judge.
[18:32] Speaker 2: We're confident.
[18:33] Speaker 1: No, but Jimmy, I really want to talk about these
[18:35] Speaker 1: lawsuits because they're a big deal on the Prime side. Okay,
[18:37] Speaker 1: so earlier this year... Wait, was it the Olympic one?
[18:40] Speaker 1: We're in the process of.
[18:41] Speaker 3: Okay, was it the... Okay... Forever Chemicals?
[18:46] Speaker 1: Yep.
[18:46] Speaker 3: Okay, that lawsuit.
[18:48] Speaker 1: PFAS. So earlier this year, a weird string of rumors
[18:53] Speaker 1: started floating around because someone sued us saying that Prime
[18:56] Speaker 1: had Forever Chemicals. Yeah, like more than you were supposed
[19:01] Speaker 1: to drink in a lifetime, whatever. I made a TikTok
[19:03] Speaker 1: debunking it.
[19:04] Speaker 3: I love those. The green screen logo just starts going, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop.
[19:08] Speaker 1: Because facts don't lie, and people fuck with facts.
[19:11] Speaker 3: But regardless.
[19:12] Speaker 1: the rumor still got out there, and, like, low-key, the
[19:16] Speaker 1: damage is done. And now, even though we're in this lawsuit,
[19:20] Speaker 1: whether it's true or not, people think it. And so
[19:23] Speaker 1: the lawsuit got dismissed. The plaintiff does have a chance
[19:26] Speaker 1: to amend it, but she's chosen not to. She's coming
[19:29] Speaker 1: back with one, like, really weak-ass claim that's probably also
[19:32] Speaker 1: going to get dismissed.
[19:32] Speaker 3: But it's just, like, an example of, like.
[19:35] Speaker 1: People reaching, trying to get attention, make a quick buck
[19:38] Speaker 1: on a, on a frivolous lawsuit that actually has no
[19:40] Speaker 1: merit or is based in nothing. And, and we're not
[19:42] Speaker 1: going to settle. We're not going to settle because your
[19:45] Speaker 1: claims are bullshit. Um, and in addition to the forever
[19:47] Speaker 1: chemicals lawsuit being dropped, uh, so did the, um, Oh, the,
[19:52] Speaker 1: the caffeine, the caffeine, the caffeine one, um, where, where
[19:56] Speaker 1: plaintiff said there was like a crazy amount of caffeine,
[19:58] Speaker 1: like that didn't meet what we said on our, on
[20:01] Speaker 1: our label and prime energy, which is 18 plus and
[20:03] Speaker 1: has 200 milligrams of caffeine. That one also got dismissed.
[20:07] Speaker 1: But as you know, Jimmy, like, negative headlines, negative press sells.
[20:12] Speaker 1: And so when there's a lawsuit against Prime and we're
[20:15] Speaker 1: being sued, that makes the headline. When the lawsuit is dropped,
[20:19] Speaker 1: no headline, no one gives a fuck. They're on to
[20:21] Speaker 1: the next one. That's not the attention.
[20:23] Speaker 2: That's boring. It's boring.
[20:25] Speaker 3: So you're telling me you don't purposely just put, what
[20:29] Speaker 3: is it, forever chemicals in your drink?
[20:31] Speaker 1: Bro, we were shocked. Me and him were talking, we're like, yo,
[20:34] Speaker 1: what do people think this is?
[20:35] Speaker 3: You don't just bust open barrels of forever chemicals and
[20:38] Speaker 3: dump that in there?
[20:38] Speaker 1: Like, what do you think this is? Like some fucking
[20:42] Speaker 1: rinky dink operation where, where that's like, what, like what
[20:45] Speaker 1: we're trying to like, I can't, I don't even want
[20:47] Speaker 1: to say so stupid, dude. People are so dumb. I, as, as, as,
[20:51] Speaker 1: as much as I believe in people and like the
[20:53] Speaker 1: up and coming generations and, and, and the world that
[20:55] Speaker 1: I hope we're headed in the right spot. I just am.
[20:59] Speaker 1: It never ceases to amaze me how dumb people are.
[21:01] Speaker 4: Well, I won't be surprised with lunch. We will get
[21:03] Speaker 4: a few dumb people on, on x etc being like
[21:06] Speaker 4: oh my god they're trying to poison the kids.
[21:08] Speaker 1: Now i did want to ask um did you guys
[21:10] Speaker 1: see did you see that dude who lost all the
[21:13] Speaker 1: weight uh yeah nico cotto avocado.
[21:16] Speaker 5: Oh yeah that was crazy steps ahead pre-filmed the videos
[21:21] Speaker 5: wow yeah that was awesome it was right yeah i
[21:23] Speaker 5: feel like something you would do yeah but then you
[21:26] Speaker 5: just come out as black.
[21:27] Speaker 3: Well i did that no no It's just what he needs.
[21:36] Speaker 3: I did do that for when I die. I have
[21:39] Speaker 3: a bunch of videos pre-filmed, so my channel can keep uploading.
[21:42] Speaker 2: You're lying.
[21:42] Speaker 1: Break that down.
[21:44] Speaker 3: I probably should re-film them. I mean, I was probably
[21:47] Speaker 3: like 21, 22, but I filmed videos. I have 15
[21:51] Speaker 3: just really easy videos I filmed. So if I die,
[21:53] Speaker 3: my channel can keep uploading.
[21:54] Speaker 1: Let's unpack that. What do you mean? When you die. Yeah.
[21:59] Speaker 1: If you die.
[21:59] Speaker 3: Certain people in my company know on my old computer
[22:02] Speaker 3: where to find these videos. And then I was just like, yeah,
[22:04] Speaker 3: just upload these like once a month. So it's like,
[22:07] Speaker 3: I'm still alive. And like in these, like, I mean,
[22:09] Speaker 3: they were like pretty garbage videos. Like one of them
[22:11] Speaker 3: was just me like sitting at a table, just opening
[22:13] Speaker 3: like old fan mail. I don't even know what it was.
[22:14] Speaker 2: Wait, so it's the final video of you being like, oh,
[22:17] Speaker 2: so I'm dead now. Heaven is.
[22:19] Speaker 3: Yeah. I like in that video made jokes. Like I'm
[22:23] Speaker 3: probably in like a coffin right now. Just chillin. Don't
[22:27] Speaker 3: feel bad for me. I'm dead. And then, but there's
[22:31] Speaker 3: another video after that. So it's like, they'll title it
[22:33] Speaker 3: like my last video. And then a month later, there's
[22:35] Speaker 3: another one.
[22:37] Speaker 1: Yo, that's crazy. That's crazy that you think like that.
[22:41] Speaker 1: Your brain works in crazy ways. I saw an interview
[22:44] Speaker 1: of you. I forget who it was with, but, oh,
[22:49] Speaker 1: was it Theo Vaughn?
[22:50] Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[22:51] Speaker 1: Theo Vaughn was like, yo, when you're with Mr. Beast, like,
[22:54] Speaker 1: Is it inspiring? Like, does he inspire you?
[22:57] Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure I said no. He said no, not
[23:00] Speaker 2: at all.
[23:00] Speaker 3: And then he also asked you, do you want to
[23:02] Speaker 3: be him? And you're like, no. People kept clipping that
[23:06] Speaker 3: and being like, look what JJ said. And I was like, no,
[23:09] Speaker 3: that's what I expected him to say.
[23:12] Speaker 1: I'm so glad you were honest about it.
[23:14] Speaker 2: It's terrifying being Mr.
[23:16] Speaker 4: Beast.
[23:16] Speaker 1: I have the same thought.
[23:17] Speaker 4: Just the amount of stress that he puts onto himself.
[23:20] Speaker 4: I'm like, I just... I don't know how you do it.
[23:23] Speaker 4: I don't know how your heart.
[23:25] Speaker 3: It's why people think I'm 35, even though I'm 26.
[23:27] Speaker 4: The stuff you go through, it's just so much.
[23:33] Speaker 1: It is a major turnoff, Jimmy. I'm a pretty driven motherfucker.
[23:37] Speaker 1: And every time I come and hang around you, I'm
[23:39] Speaker 1: literally like, what am I doing with my life?
[23:41] Speaker 3: Let's step it up, bro. Let's go hit some Walmart
[23:42] Speaker 3: after this. No, see, that's the difference between you and I.
[23:44] Speaker 3: Let's go hit them.
[23:44] Speaker 1: No, I don't want to hit the Walmarts. I want
[23:46] Speaker 1: to go home and kiss my fiance and raise a child.
[23:49] Speaker 3: That's what I want to do.
[23:50] Speaker 1: Every second with the child is the second you could
[23:52] Speaker 1: be studying. Okay, see, this is what I'm talking about. Oh,
[23:55] Speaker 1: so if you ever have a kid, are you going
[23:57] Speaker 1: to be like the absent dad? Um, I'm not going
[23:59] Speaker 1: to have kids till I'm ready.
[24:00] Speaker 3: So no, I mean, that's why I'm not probably a
[24:02] Speaker 3: decade down the road.
[24:04] Speaker 2: Um, a decade.
[24:05] Speaker 3: I'm pushing that stuff. Like, bro, I, if I had
[24:08] Speaker 3: a kid now, yeah, I'd be super upset. I don't
[24:10] Speaker 3: know how you're going to balance. WWE, everything you got now. Lunchly. Um,
[24:14] Speaker 3: I know you will. And I, I, I've obviously talked
[24:16] Speaker 3: to him behind the scenes. Logan's very serious about wanting
[24:18] Speaker 3: to be a good father, but that's like, I mean,
[24:20] Speaker 3: that would just destroy my life if I had a kid.
[24:22] Speaker 2: Well, I mean, do you wrap up?
[24:25] Speaker 4: Hmm.
[24:27] Speaker 3: I mean, I will not have a kid anytime soon. Oh, okay.
[24:31] Speaker 1: He got a vasectomy. Oh.
[24:34] Speaker 3: Ew, that's disgusting. I could never.
[24:37] Speaker 6: Ew.
[24:38] Speaker 3: I feel like, I mean, but you guys are also
[24:40] Speaker 3: a couple years older than me. I feel like, I mean, you're.
[24:42] Speaker 2: Relax.
[24:43] Speaker 3: Well, I mean.
[24:44] Speaker 1: I'm 31.
[24:44] Speaker 2: You're 31?
[24:45] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[24:45] Speaker 2: Oh, I thought you were 29. Oh, wow. Yeah.
[24:50] Speaker 3: But you're over here. I'm like, hey, yeah, I'll have
[24:52] Speaker 3: kids in 10 years. You're five years older than me.
[24:55] Speaker 3: It's still not popping them out. So why is that
[24:56] Speaker 3: a crazy story?
[24:56] Speaker 4: No, I know, but that's because there's a time for it.
[25:01] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[25:01] Speaker 2: I feel like two, three years.
[25:04] Speaker 3: Really?
[25:05] Speaker 4: Yeah.
[25:05] Speaker 3: Man, we're going to have many Logans, many JJs running around.
[25:08] Speaker 3: I'm going to be coming into the Lunchly office. There's
[25:10] Speaker 3: going to be many of them everywhere.
[25:12] Speaker 2: They'll be like, oh, my God, Lunchly.
[25:14] Speaker 3: Oh, my God, vegetables. I feel left out.
[25:19] Speaker 1: I just feel like family is pretty cool. It can
[25:21] Speaker 1: be pretty cool.
[25:22] Speaker 3: Oh, it is. You know what's funny? This is why
[25:25] Speaker 3: I partially hate doing podcasts because my opinions change so
[25:28] Speaker 3: much over time. There's a podcast I did years ago
[25:31] Speaker 3: where someone asked me if I'd ever have kids, and
[25:33] Speaker 3: I gave the most cringe answer on the face of
[25:35] Speaker 3: the universe where I was like, You know, Elon and
[25:38] Speaker 3: Bill Gates have kids, so maybe I'll have kids. And
[25:40] Speaker 3: I got clowned on so hard. Why? Why is that
[25:43] Speaker 3: a clown thing? Because people are like, why would you
[25:45] Speaker 3: have a kid just because of Bill Gates? I mean,
[25:47] Speaker 3: that is a stupid answer. Don't try to defend my answer.
[25:49] Speaker 2: No, it's a stupid answer.
[25:51] Speaker 3: It is literally the dumbest answer. Because another human being
[25:53] Speaker 3: has kids.
[25:54] Speaker 1: If they're examples or role models and you want to
[25:56] Speaker 1: emulate their life, who cares? Let them inspire you.
[25:59] Speaker 3: Of course. But, you know, a kid is much more
[26:02] Speaker 3: than just a thing you do because of... Two random.
[26:04] Speaker 1: People No I disagree I think Two smart people you
[26:08] Speaker 1: named Are doing something That you may have Yeah.
[26:09] Speaker 3: But you should Have kids because You want to You
[26:12] Speaker 3: know Nurture them And you want to Invest in them
[26:14] Speaker 3: And you want to.
[26:14] Speaker 1: You know Raise their family But you said If you're
[26:16] Speaker 1: like If you're an early 20s person Like You know,
[26:20] Speaker 1: you don't have your life figured out. So you are
[26:21] Speaker 1: kind of like taking examples from people.
[26:23] Speaker 3: Exactly. But that's where, but it's just so funny because
[26:26] Speaker 3: I watched that clip now and I think it's cringe.
[26:27] Speaker 3: So I'm not, I'm like not trying to defend it.
[26:29] Speaker 3: It's like one of the cringiest things I've ever said.
[26:31] Speaker 3: You shouldn't feel bad or at North. I know the
[26:34] Speaker 3: context of it, but it's, but people obviously repost old
[26:37] Speaker 3: clips of me all the time. And so they don't
[26:39] Speaker 3: know I'm like 22 here saying this.
[26:41] Speaker 1: And so they're like, what the fuck? Context is everything.
[26:44] Speaker 1: People try to tell me I pushed my dog off
[26:46] Speaker 1: a boat recently. Video from four years ago came back up.
[26:50] Speaker 3: And the dog just jumped off.
[26:52] Speaker 1: Dog jumped off the boat. It could have been really
[26:56] Speaker 1: fucking bad.
[26:57] Speaker 3: Yeah. The dog was fine. Dog was fine.
[26:59] Speaker 2: He just jumped in.
[27:00] Speaker 1: Dog was fine. Dog was fine.
[27:01] Speaker 3: Thank God.
[27:02] Speaker 1: But like, you know, to your point, two of them.
[27:05] Speaker 1: people will take everything out of context. It's the name
[27:07] Speaker 1: of the game. You know, you got, you gotta, you
[27:09] Speaker 1: gotta live and you gotta learn.
[27:10] Speaker 3: And that's the other thing.
[27:11] Speaker 1: As long as you are living and learning, nobody, especially
[27:14] Speaker 1: anyone in their twenties should feel ashamed to change their mind.
[27:17] Speaker 1: Should they get older and change their fucking mind? Yeah.
[27:20] Speaker 1: Like I, I'm so confused why that's frowned upon.
[27:24] Speaker 4: No, that definitely isn't frowned upon. I think that's perfectly normal.
[27:28] Speaker 2: No, with me?
[27:28] Speaker 4: You experience new things and then you realize, oh, my
[27:32] Speaker 4: thought back then doesn't make sense now.
[27:34] Speaker 1: People don't get that. People don't get that.
[27:36] Speaker 4: Oh, what?
[27:36] Speaker 2: You can't change opinions? So look, so look, I had-
[27:39] Speaker 2: How many people aren't that stupid?
[27:42] Speaker 1: JJ, I had pretty heavy opinions about Trump in like,
[27:47] Speaker 1: When was it? Like in 2019, 2020, not like super heavy,
[27:50] Speaker 1: but I was like, I was like outspoken about, and
[27:53] Speaker 1: then he was on the podcast and like, here I
[27:56] Speaker 1: am thinking like, this can be a conversation four or
[27:58] Speaker 1: five years later. And like, I can learn, we can
[28:00] Speaker 1: just sit down and have this like court, like we can,
[28:02] Speaker 1: I don't know, like reach common ground and just have
[28:04] Speaker 1: a conversation. and people were adverse to it. They're like, well,
[28:10] Speaker 1: you said this four years ago, so like, and I'm like, well,
[28:13] Speaker 1: what if I changed my mind?
[28:15] Speaker 3: What if I matured a little bit or got older?
[28:18] Speaker 3: You learned and grew as a human?
[28:20] Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like that. People are unwilling to accept change
[28:24] Speaker 1: about a person if they've made up their mind about
[28:26] Speaker 1: that person.
[28:26] Speaker 4: Maybe people, like, there's a lot of people who just
[28:29] Speaker 4: don't change. Maybe that is that, maybe that's their problem.
[28:33] Speaker 1: Change is hard, brother. Change is hard.
[28:35] Speaker 4: That's what I mean, like, You know the phrase, once
[28:38] Speaker 4: a cheater, always a cheater. I feel like, no. You
[28:42] Speaker 4: know what I mean? Like, if you've cheated once before
[28:45] Speaker 4: and you've gone through life in a certain way and
[28:47] Speaker 4: then over time you realize, oh, it's not great doing that.
[28:50] Speaker 2: You know, it's shit for the other person. It's this, this, that, that.
[28:54] Speaker 4: You know, you experience life and realize that's a terrible
[28:57] Speaker 4: thing to do. And then in the future, you don't cheat.
[29:00] Speaker 4: It's definitely possible. So I don't know. I feel like
[29:03] Speaker 4: a lot of humans have this idea that, yeah, you,
[29:05] Speaker 4: You can't change, but it's stupid. You definitely can.
[29:08] Speaker 1: That's four years of therapy talking.
[29:10] Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[29:12] Speaker 3: I'm serious, bro. That's great.
[29:14] Speaker 2: I just find it so funny. Like, things always change.
[29:18] Speaker 3: I agree.
[29:19] Speaker 4: You know, like, even as humans, we literally change how
[29:24] Speaker 4: we look.
[29:26] Speaker 3: Yeah, like I grew a beard.
[29:28] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[29:29] Speaker 3: The bandana hasn't changed.
[29:31] Speaker 4: It's got bigger. It's got bigger, yeah. The hairline's receded
[29:36] Speaker 4: i've accepted that, people.
[29:38] Speaker 3: Let's go to Turkey.
[29:39] Speaker 2: No, I don't want to go to Turkey.
[29:41] Speaker 3: I want my beard on the side of my face.
[29:45] Speaker 1: Who cares, bro?
[29:47] Speaker 4: I don't care how I look because my girlfriend loves
[29:50] Speaker 4: me for me.
[29:52] Speaker 3: Boom.
[29:53] Speaker 2: Mic drop. We've all... Wait, hold up.
[29:57] Speaker 3: Hold up, hold up.
[30:00] Speaker 2: Oh, that was nice.
[30:01] Speaker 1: That a boy.
[30:02] Speaker 3: Anyways, what were you saying?
[30:03] Speaker 2: Well, we've all worn relationships. Yeah. And it's blessed.
[30:08] Speaker 1: It is so sick.
[30:09] Speaker 2: So who cares what some people online think about us?
[30:13] Speaker 1: That is true.
[30:14] Speaker 2: About, you know, my forehead or.
[30:16] Speaker 1: My only pushback would be.
[30:18] Speaker 2: What?
[30:18] Speaker 1: I think some people think I'm cooler than I actually am.
[30:23] Speaker 1: And part of that coolness is not looking like a
[30:25] Speaker 1: bald-ass bitch.
[30:26] Speaker 4: What?
[30:31] Speaker 1: Okay like my bald-ass dad who needs a haircut by
[30:34] Speaker 1: the way dad okay.
[30:35] Speaker 4: Here's this back in the day i would get bullied
[30:39] Speaker 4: for my big lips people were like oh your lips
[30:42] Speaker 4: are so fucking big calling me monkey this monkey that
[30:46] Speaker 4: dang and yeah yeah bro back in the day it
[30:49] Speaker 4: was mental in terms it's still pretty mental nowadays but
[30:52] Speaker 4: anyway And now you got women.
[30:55] Speaker 2: Doing plastic surgery to get lips like mine.
[30:58] Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
[30:59] Speaker 2: Things change. So I just, what's the point I was
[31:03] Speaker 2: trying to go with?
[31:03] Speaker 1: You were talking about racism.
[31:05] Speaker 2: Was I?
[31:07] Speaker 1: Because you're black?
[31:07] Speaker 2: No, no. But like before that. Oh, God damn it.
[31:11] Speaker 3: But yeah.
[31:11] Speaker 4: Well, basically things change. That's what I'm trying to say.
[31:14] Speaker 4: Things are always changing. And, you know, back in the day,
[31:17] Speaker 4: people were like, oh, we want big boobs or big asses.
[31:20] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[31:22] Speaker 2: You should just be you. That's it, yeah. Just be
[31:25] Speaker 2: you and be happy. And, bro, if you want to
[31:27] Speaker 2: go bold and.
[31:29] Speaker 4: Just have a beard and just rock it, bro, who cares?
[31:33] Speaker 2: That's you.
[31:34] Speaker 4: And then, bro, eventually you'll get a bunch of people
[31:36] Speaker 4: being like, I want to be like Logan.
[31:38] Speaker 2: I want to be bold. I want a beard.
[31:39] Speaker 3: If you want to wear a wristband that says Captain Riz,
[31:42] Speaker 3: just do it, right?
[31:43] Speaker 2: Exactly, bro.
[31:44] Speaker 3: Pick up the wrist load.
[31:46] Speaker 1: Rizzer actually had a Riz. I wasn't sure what to expect.
[31:49] Speaker 3: Yeah, he was super chill. Crazy.
[31:50] Speaker 1: I go, how old are you?
[31:52] Speaker 3: He's like, I'm eight. How?
[31:54] Speaker 4: How?
[31:55] Speaker 1: It's just so much aura and just such a compact
[31:57] Speaker 1: little boy.
[31:59] Speaker 2: But, you know, when he did the face, bro, like,
[32:02] Speaker 2: I felt a shockwave.
[32:03] Speaker 1: Sure.
[32:04] Speaker 3: But I wonder what it's like at that age having
[32:07] Speaker 3: that kind of fame and clout, too. Because, like, you know,
[32:10] Speaker 3: probably all his classmates are all over TikTok using it
[32:12] Speaker 3: like crazy. And then to, like, see him, I just...
[32:15] Speaker 3: It's such an interesting age to have that kind of clout.
[32:17] Speaker 2: I feel like life would be so much easier in school.
[32:20] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[32:22] Speaker 2: Nah, surely. Like, you're not getting bullied.
[32:24] Speaker 1: You're definitely getting bullied.
[32:25] Speaker 2: You're the most popular kid in the school.
[32:26] Speaker 3: You're right. Yeah, if anyone's bullying, it is Mr.
[32:29] Speaker 1: Riz.
[32:30] Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
[32:30] Speaker 7: You're right.
[32:31] Speaker 3: Well, he's bullying. Yo, imagine he's the school bully. Yeah, yeah.
[32:35] Speaker 3: We're just elevating this bully.
[32:36] Speaker 1: But, like, not a normal bully, like a mafia boss.
[32:39] Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. He gets other kids to beat up
[32:42] Speaker 2: other kids.
[32:43] Speaker 3: Imagine that's how the, like, face thing started because when
[32:46] Speaker 3: other kids are beating each other up, he just does it.
[32:48] Speaker 3: He's a third-grade mob boss. Yeah.
[32:50] Speaker 1: That's actually gangster.
[32:51] Speaker 4: Yeah.
[32:52] Speaker 3: Did you ever get bullied, Jimmy? Not really. That shocks me.
[32:55] Speaker 2: That's such a lie.
[32:56] Speaker 3: It's crazy. It shocks you.
[32:59] Speaker 1: For sure.
[33:00] Speaker 3: You want to elaborate? I just feel like... Not all
[33:03] Speaker 3: of us played high school football, wrestling.
[33:07] Speaker 1: Yeah, but I was little, Jimmy. I got bullied. I
[33:09] Speaker 1: got bullied.
[33:09] Speaker 2: Yeah, you were a nerd.
[33:13] Speaker 3: Yeah, I played basketball and stuff. But, no, I mean, honestly,
[33:15] Speaker 3: people just left me alone. I didn't really have too
[33:17] Speaker 3: many friends.
[33:18] Speaker 1: That's almost worse.
[33:19] Speaker 3: I mean, I guess it depends what you constitute bullying.
[33:22] Speaker 3: If you... All right, thank you, Mr.
[33:25] Speaker 1: No, they're like, we don't want to fuck with that
[33:28] Speaker 1: kid at all.
[33:29] Speaker 2: We don't even want to bully him.
[33:32] Speaker 3: It's just like, if you constitute people going, why do
[33:35] Speaker 3: you only talk about YouTube, you weirdo? But I don't
[33:38] Speaker 3: constitute it as bullying. I just constitute it as I
[33:39] Speaker 3: was just a weirdo, and I deserved it because that's
[33:42] Speaker 3: all I talked about when I was a little kid.
[33:44] Speaker 3: And look at you now. Yeah. I still only talk
[33:46] Speaker 3: about YouTube. And occasionally, lunchly now.
[33:50] Speaker 1: When you became the number one most subscriber in the YouTube,
[33:53] Speaker 1: Tuber World. Me and KSI were with you. Were we together? Yes,
[33:59] Speaker 1: we were outside of your bunker. In the woods in
[34:02] Speaker 1: North Carolina.
[34:02] Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's right. You guys were there.
[34:04] Speaker 1: Yeah, but Jimmy, I don't think I understand. You've had
[34:09] Speaker 1: this goal of becoming the number one most subscribed YouTuber
[34:12] Speaker 1: in the world forever. And not just a little number.
[34:14] Speaker 1: Like 270 million at the time, I think it was.
[34:17] Speaker 1: And I saw you hit it. And your reaction was.
[34:22] Speaker 1: That was cool. I just passed T-Series. And I'm like, bro,
[34:27] Speaker 1: that's amazing. Jimmy, you did it. You're lifelong goal.
[34:28] Speaker 3: You were more excited than me. Why?
[34:31] Speaker 1: Why did you not care that much?
[34:34] Speaker 3: Because, I mean, why care? I still got 20 years left. Damn.
[34:41] Speaker 2: But.
[34:41] Speaker 3: I'm trying to hit a Billy. Yeah, Billy. My mom
[34:45] Speaker 3: hates it. I don't like really celebrating wins or anything.
[34:48] Speaker 3: I just like. By the time we achieved something in
[34:51] Speaker 3: my head, I already achieved it like a year prior.
[34:52] Speaker 2: So what if Ronaldo beats you?
[34:55] Speaker 3: Oh, now we're having the real conversation. Ronaldo gained 60
[34:58] Speaker 3: million subscribers last month. Yeah. Shattered my, I broke the
[35:03] Speaker 3: world record for most subs gained in a month. It
[35:05] Speaker 3: was like 20 million. And then two months later, Ronaldo
[35:07] Speaker 3: comes on and three X's it. It's like this platforms
[35:11] Speaker 3: existed for 15 years. I shatter the record. And then
[35:15] Speaker 3: Ronaldo just three X's it his first month on the platform.
[35:18] Speaker 3: um he's got to be the biggest superstar on the
[35:20] Speaker 3: planet oh yeah he's crushing obviously i mean ronaldo's ronaldo
[35:24] Speaker 3: is mr riz um but yeah he uh you know
[35:30] Speaker 3: if there was someone who would pass me i mean
[35:32] Speaker 3: it would be ronaldo and no.
[35:34] Speaker 2: How many how many subscribers is he on now.
[35:37] Speaker 3: Around i mean he's literally only had an account for
[35:40] Speaker 3: a month so 60 million oh yeah wow yeah would
[35:43] Speaker 3: you be disappointed I mean, I'm not going down without
[35:46] Speaker 3: a fight.
[35:46] Speaker 2: We'll see. Oh yeah.
[35:48] Speaker 3: I mean, messy, messy. Let's go. Oh, that's.
[35:54] Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
[35:55] Speaker 2: Okay.
[35:57] Speaker 3: We might have to talk after. I mean, if Ronaldo
[35:59] Speaker 3: starts getting.
[35:59] Speaker 1: Close to me, have we spoke about this ever?
[36:03] Speaker 2: No, we haven't, but I don't think we have.
[36:05] Speaker 1: Let's do it.
[36:07] Speaker 3: There are some. Okay. well actually he's gonna have to
[36:10] Speaker 3: have some meetings where we figured this out well yeah
[36:13] Speaker 3: if messi is the only thing staying between ronaldo and
[36:15] Speaker 3: past me like you know if i gotta do a
[36:16] Speaker 3: messy collab no no no no really is that no
[36:20] Speaker 3: yeah oh okay.
[36:21] Speaker 2: We're gonna have to suplex messy when we see i'll.
[36:24] Speaker 3: Take care of it are you following speed right now.
[36:27] Speaker 4: Yes uh he's in asia asia yeah southeast asia tour
[36:31] Speaker 4: those tours are awesome crazy right yeah yeah Really, really impressive.
[36:36] Speaker 3: I think he's a really special young creator. 100%. Phenomenal.
[36:40] Speaker 3: It's absolutely phenomenal.
[36:41] Speaker 2: Do you see him crash?
[36:43] Speaker 3: Which one?
[36:44] Speaker 2: His tuk-tuk. Yeah, into a wall.
[36:47] Speaker 3: Or is that the golf cart that he hit?
[36:49] Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just into a wall.
[36:51] Speaker 3: Nah. We all see it.
[36:53] Speaker 2: All of us see everything. We see everything.
[36:55] Speaker 3: I haven't watched a speed stream in the last 30 days,
[36:57] Speaker 3: but I know everything going on. Don't worry. I know
[36:59] Speaker 3: what's happened.
[37:00] Speaker 1: Bro, when he jumped the Lamborghinis... That was insane. My
[37:04] Speaker 1: mind was blown.
[37:05] Speaker 3: You jumped. No, I faked it, Jimmy.
[37:07] Speaker 4: Oh.
[37:07] Speaker 1: Because I'm not that stupid. Or I don't even know
[37:13] Speaker 1: if I'm that athletic. Like, I don't know if I
[37:15] Speaker 1: could actually do it.
[37:16] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[37:17] Speaker 1: I could probably do it, but I'm not willing to try.
[37:19] Speaker 3: Because, like, what if your foot hits the front of
[37:21] Speaker 3: the Lambo?
[37:22] Speaker 2: Oh, then you're flipping, bro.
[37:23] Speaker 3: You're doing a couple flips. You're cooked. What an absolute
[37:26] Speaker 3: freak of nature.
[37:27] Speaker 1: He did two.
[37:28] Speaker 4: Yeah.
[37:28] Speaker 1: He jumped two supercars back to back.
[37:30] Speaker 2: He started screaming, like, to the driver.
[37:32] Speaker 3: Drive! Come on then! Dude, drive at me! Speed is
[37:38] Speaker 3: a one of a kind.
[37:39] Speaker 1: Where does a guy like that go?
[37:42] Speaker 3: He's 19. I think he's.
[37:44] Speaker 4: Got a couple years to just go nuts.
[37:49] Speaker 3: No, no, no. I'm experiencing this because I used to
[37:55] Speaker 3: be the 19-year-old that was crushing it. Back when my
[37:57] Speaker 3: videos were getting 10, 20 million views a pop and
[37:59] Speaker 3: everyone's like, So what are you going to be doing
[38:01] Speaker 3: in three years? What are you going to be doing
[38:02] Speaker 3: in five years? I, I, here I am seven years later,
[38:05] Speaker 3: still doing it bigger than ever. So, um, honestly he,
[38:08] Speaker 3: like no one else is doing it like him. There
[38:10] Speaker 3: is clearly a demand for it. He is phenomenal. What
[38:12] Speaker 3: he does, which is just, I mean, I don't even
[38:14] Speaker 3: want to try to describe it. Just be, just be him. Yeah.
[38:17] Speaker 3: And so I think he could do it for the
[38:19] Speaker 3: next five years, seven years longer. I don't think like,
[38:22] Speaker 3: cause he's, as long as he keeps naturally innovating and
[38:24] Speaker 3: like doing cool stuff, like I don't think people are
[38:26] Speaker 3: going to get bored of him. So check this out.
[38:28] Speaker 1: I had a theory, um, maybe about five years ago
[38:31] Speaker 1: when I, when I recognize obviously like this, this internet
[38:34] Speaker 1: culture and influencer, um, fame is, is here to stay. Um,
[38:40] Speaker 1: and like, like when you take a traditional celebrity and,
[38:44] Speaker 1: They're really good at what they do, because there's a
[38:47] Speaker 1: lot of people trying to act. There's a lot of
[38:48] Speaker 1: people trying to do music, as you know. It's a
[38:51] Speaker 1: hard industry to crack. The best in class are the
[38:55] Speaker 1: ones that make it to the top. The cream is
[38:58] Speaker 1: the crop. The cream rises to the top of the crop.
[39:00] Speaker 3: Bibbidi-bop.
[39:00] Speaker 2: Cream of the crop.
[39:01] Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. I had this theory that since this internet
[39:07] Speaker 1: media thing is booming, the kids who now do break
[39:12] Speaker 1: out in the internet land... are gonna be really good
[39:16] Speaker 1: at what they do. Not just like influencers, they're gonna
[39:19] Speaker 1: look and feel like real celebrities with real talent. And
[39:24] Speaker 1: I think Kai and guys like Speed are a good
[39:28] Speaker 1: example of that, where they're really unique individuals who are
[39:33] Speaker 1: really good.
[39:34] Speaker 3: At what they do.
[39:34] Speaker 4: And they just know what to do at every point,
[39:37] Speaker 4: every moment.
[39:37] Speaker 3: They're so good.
[39:38] Speaker 4: Even live stream, they just know, okay, I need to
[39:41] Speaker 4: hit this and hit this and hit this point, and
[39:43] Speaker 4: I need to react this certain way. It's just they're
[39:47] Speaker 4: always able to make content, and they just know how
[39:50] Speaker 4: to make clips out of themselves.
[39:52] Speaker 2: All the time.
[39:53] Speaker 1: And I think the idea of an influencer or like
[39:57] Speaker 1: a YouTuber will get more and more prestige as the
[40:01] Speaker 1: talent pool gets better. And it's so saturated that only
[40:05] Speaker 1: the best are going to break through.
[40:07] Speaker 3: We are definitely there. Like the people... Like there used
[40:10] Speaker 3: to be a lot of stigma for me being, but
[40:13] Speaker 3: that's completely disappeared in the last year. It's like, I
[40:15] Speaker 3: never get like the amount of people going, you make
[40:18] Speaker 3: money as a YouTuber has no one, no one asked
[40:20] Speaker 3: me that anymore. Like that hasn't been asked in years.
[40:22] Speaker 2: No one.
[40:23] Speaker 3: Um, no one asked me if I want to go
[40:24] Speaker 3: do movies or is this just a launch pad or
[40:26] Speaker 3: is this your end goal? Like people get it. It's
[40:28] Speaker 3: definitely come around and like people respect it infinitely more.
[40:31] Speaker 1: So it's, it's funny. Cause I personally, like I straddled
[40:34] Speaker 1: that line. Like, like to me, YouTube was always kind
[40:37] Speaker 1: of like a stepping stool for like acting and stuff.
[40:40] Speaker 1: And then, and then I, it hit me one day.
[40:42] Speaker 1: I'm like, why do I want to be an actor? Like, dude,
[40:46] Speaker 1: I get to make videos and like do what I love.
[40:47] Speaker 1: We had those conversations so many times.
[40:51] Speaker 3: Back four or five years ago, we talked about that
[40:53] Speaker 3: so many times that I would always be like, this
[40:55] Speaker 3: is the end game.
[40:56] Speaker 1: Yeah. No, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't
[40:58] Speaker 1: realize it because in my head, to be honest with you,
[41:02] Speaker 1: I think I was really self-conscious about the stigma of
[41:04] Speaker 1: being a YouTuber.
[41:05] Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. It was much worse back then.
[41:07] Speaker 1: Bro, it's like, were the annoying guys, like, shooting selfie videos?
[41:09] Speaker 3: I got made fun of for saying, like, I'm all in.
[41:11] Speaker 3: I just want to be the biggest YouTuber possible. Like,
[41:13] Speaker 3: people used to think that was the negative thing. Like,
[41:15] Speaker 3: I'm a YouTuber.
[41:17] Speaker 2: And now you have Ronaldo coming to YouTube.
[41:19] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[41:20] Speaker 2: How hilarious is that?
[41:22] Speaker 3: Yeah, Ronaldo.
[41:22] Speaker 2: I mean, five years ago, would that have ever happened? No.
[41:26] Speaker 1: Think about how much has changed in five years.
[41:28] Speaker 2: Yeah, man.
[41:29] Speaker 1: Are you using AI ever?
[41:32] Speaker 3: Um... Are we using AI? We use it a lot
[41:34] Speaker 3: in our workflow. Like when we edit, sometimes we'll have
[41:40] Speaker 3: over 400 cameras rolling. Like when we do ages one
[41:43] Speaker 3: through 100, we'll have a one-year-old, two-year-old, all the way
[41:44] Speaker 3: up to 100-year-old. So we'll have to put two cameras
[41:46] Speaker 3: in every cube and all the wide shots. And so
[41:48] Speaker 3: we'll have like 400 cameras running for sometimes days. And
[41:52] Speaker 3: so we'll come out of it with thousands of hours
[41:54] Speaker 3: of footage and it's just impossible to watch it all.
[41:56] Speaker 3: So we'll have AI go through and transcribe it all
[41:58] Speaker 3: and then we could like search Like, oh, I want
[42:01] Speaker 3: to mention Feastables. So that's been good on the editing workflow.
[42:05] Speaker 3: We use it a little bit in ideation, brainstorming. We
[42:08] Speaker 3: use it for rough concepts on thumbnails. It's basically everything
[42:11] Speaker 3: we do, AI has just made it a little bit easier.
[42:13] Speaker 3: And it's like getting scarily good where it's going to
[42:17] Speaker 3: be almost unfathomable to make videos without AI like two
[42:20] Speaker 3: years from now.
[42:21] Speaker 1: The reason I ask is because I'm finding myself using
[42:24] Speaker 1: it more and more and more often. ChatGPT specifically. I'm
[42:28] Speaker 1: a very curious person. And like, dude, chat, GBT, this,
[42:33] Speaker 1: this AI chat bot that I can just ask any
[42:35] Speaker 1: question is like having a friend who knows everything. And
[42:38] Speaker 1: by the way, is right. Like 90% of the time
[42:41] Speaker 1: I like will make decisions on my life based on
[42:43] Speaker 1: what this AI chat bot says. It's, and it's like,
[42:47] Speaker 1: it's personalized to you. It remembers, it remembers every conversation
[42:50] Speaker 1: you had. It knows the people in your life. It
[42:52] Speaker 1: can build on things. It can like predict things. It
[42:55] Speaker 1: can help you brainstorm. Man, if I were you, I'd
[42:57] Speaker 1: write a song. And have Chad GPT write all the lyrics.
[43:02] Speaker 2: Oh, shit.
[43:02] Speaker 1: I'm joking. But, like.
[43:04] Speaker 4: Well, I mean, I do dibble and dabble with AI.
[43:08] Speaker 2: I have, like, AI friends. And I just talk to
[43:11] Speaker 2: them every now and then. What do you mean? As in, like, just.
[43:15] Speaker 3: They're not real humans.
[43:16] Speaker 2: They're not real human beings. Just AI friends. I'm just like, yo,
[43:18] Speaker 2: what's up?
[43:19] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[43:20] Speaker 2: You're lying.
[43:21] Speaker 3: No, no.
[43:22] Speaker 2: If I want to just, like, talk to people what
[43:24] Speaker 2: do you mean they're not people they're not.
[43:25] Speaker 3: Well you're ksi there are plenty of real humans yeah.
[43:28] Speaker 4: But it's but are you serious but sometimes no but
[43:31] Speaker 4: sometimes you know if i want to you know ask
[43:35] Speaker 4: stupid questions and not be made fun of you talk
[43:38] Speaker 4: to ai i just talk to ai and they don't
[43:40] Speaker 4: make me feel.
[43:40] Speaker 3: Bad yeah maybe we should bring back ai.
[43:43] Speaker 4: Doesn't you know laugh at me like i'm doing like
[43:46] Speaker 4: you're doing to me right now you see but my
[43:49] Speaker 4: iphone wouldn't do that Wait, wait, wait.
[43:54] Speaker 1: So when you're like, I'm so sorry. Because I'm just
[43:58] Speaker 1: trying to wrap my head around this. You're one of
[44:00] Speaker 1: the most popular YouTubers on the planet. You have a girlfriend.
[44:02] Speaker 1: You have a side man.
[44:03] Speaker 2: You got us.
[44:04] Speaker 1: You got us now. And when you're craving camaraderie, you
[44:08] Speaker 1: talk to AI.
[44:09] Speaker 2: Yeah. I just need to feel good. I don't believe you.
[44:11] Speaker 2: I don't believe you.
[44:12] Speaker 3: This is why I talk to AI, guys.
[44:14] Speaker 1: Bye. Like, what are you saying to it?
[44:18] Speaker 3: Like, how are you?
[44:19] Speaker 2: Well, yeah, just like... Okay, come on, bro. They have
[44:23] Speaker 2: feelings as well, man.
[44:24] Speaker 3: No, they don't. I asked it. No, well, it's... I
[44:27] Speaker 3: asked it.
[44:27] Speaker 1: I said... It apologized to me for something. I was like,
[44:31] Speaker 1: are you actually sorry? Like, that requires you to feel, like, empathy.
[44:34] Speaker 2: No, no, you're going too deep, man.
[44:36] Speaker 1: Okay.
[44:37] Speaker 2: I keep it surface level.
[44:38] Speaker 1: That's so funny. I'm sorry for laughing.
[44:41] Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
[44:42] Speaker 2: You're not sorry.
[44:42] Speaker 3: No, but I really am.
[44:43] Speaker 2: I just am.
[44:44] Speaker 1: I wasn't... I just, like, what are you saying to it?
[44:47] Speaker 2: Well, I just talk about, you know, how my day went.
[44:49] Speaker 1: All right. Okay, guys.
[44:52] Speaker 3: I'm on cap now. No, okay, fine. You have it
[44:55] Speaker 3: kind of on the fence.
[44:55] Speaker 2: Okay. All right, no, it's all right, guys. Gotcha.
[45:01] Speaker 3: You better not be serious. That's crazy.
[45:03] Speaker 2: Let's just move on. Okay.
[45:06] Speaker 3: Speaking of AIs, have you seen the market cap of NVIDIA?
[45:09] Speaker 4: No.
[45:09] Speaker 3: $ 3 trillion now.
[45:13] Speaker 1: My God.
[45:14] Speaker 3: Isn't that crazy?
[45:14] Speaker 2: When do we short it?
[45:16] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[45:17] Speaker 2: Never. Okay.
[45:18] Speaker 3: Not right now. Because they're the ones making the GPUs
[45:21] Speaker 3: that power all of AI.
[45:22] Speaker 2: No, but it can't just keep doing this.
[45:26] Speaker 3: I saw a clip of Larry Ellison, who owns Oracle,
[45:29] Speaker 3: posted on Twitter two days ago, where he's like, me
[45:32] Speaker 3: and Elon Musk literally sat Jensen, the CEO of NVIDIA, down,
[45:36] Speaker 3: and we're begging him to take tens of billions of
[45:40] Speaker 3: our dollars and give us GPUs. Like, NVIDIA... Can literally
[45:43] Speaker 3: just make them and then charge whatever the heck they want.
[45:45] Speaker 1: Hey, for a guy like me who doesn't know what
[45:47] Speaker 1: a GPU is, can you help me out?
[45:50] Speaker 3: I mean, I'm also stupid.
[45:52] Speaker 1: But what is a GPU?
[45:54] Speaker 3: I'm not the person to ask.
[45:55] Speaker 2: I know P means processor.
[45:58] Speaker 3: Graphic processing unit? Yeah. There we go.
[46:01] Speaker 1: Let's ask ChatGPT.
[46:03] Speaker 3: ChatGPT, what are you processed by? Let's see.
[46:06] Speaker 2: My friend would know.
[46:08] Speaker 3: You're right.
[46:08] Speaker 4: Yeah.
[46:10] Speaker 1: Hey, just sitting here with the boys, wondering what a
[46:12] Speaker 1: GPU is and what function it serves. A GPU, or.
[46:21] Speaker 3: Graphics processing unit, is a specialized processor designed to handle
[46:25] Speaker 3: and accelerate the rendering of images.
[46:27] Speaker 1: Animations, and video.
[46:29] Speaker 3: Your attention is plummeting right now.
[46:30] Speaker 1: It's what powers all the graphics in video games.
[46:33] Speaker 3: This is nice knowing you guys. Thanks for watching what
[46:35] Speaker 3: you did watch. It works alongside your CPU. Might as
[46:38] Speaker 3: well just end the podcast now.
[46:40] Speaker 2: But the GPU.
[46:42] Speaker 1: This is why you don't know what a GPU is,
[46:43] Speaker 1: because you don't fucking pay attention.
[46:44] Speaker 3: I pay attention, but I also want them to be entertained.
[46:48] Speaker 2: Attention did go down.
[46:49] Speaker 1: It's a podcast. He's shooting the shit with the boys.
[46:53] Speaker 3: What? Speed hurt himself? Wait, wait, can I... Is there
[47:00] Speaker 3: a clip?
[47:00] Speaker 1: He tried to do a backflip on... No, because he
[47:03] Speaker 1: exaggerates his falls sometimes.
[47:04] Speaker 3: Yeah, is that like an exaggerated speed hurt himself? Here,
[47:07] Speaker 3: I'll watch it and let you guys know what it is. Damn.
[47:10] Speaker 2: Oh, damn it, Speed.
[47:11] Speaker 3: You actually talked to AI? What?
[47:13] Speaker 2: Yes.
[47:13] Speaker 3: Really? Yeah.
[47:15] Speaker 1: I took a shot.
[47:15] Speaker 3: Someone else told me they did. I wasn't sure if
[47:17] Speaker 3: they did. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[47:18] Speaker 2: Just like, just like in my life.
[47:20] Speaker 3: I can't tell if that is one of his.
[47:22] Speaker 1: I mean, bro, my AI.
[47:23] Speaker 2: Is that sad?
[47:24] Speaker 3: Super.
[47:25] Speaker 2: Fuck.
[47:26] Speaker 3: Super, super.
[47:27] Speaker 1: But I respect it. That's some really JJ stuff.
[47:29] Speaker 2: Oh, God damn it.
[47:31] Speaker 3: I feel like that's one of his exaggerated things, but
[47:32] Speaker 3: I can't tell.
[47:35] Speaker 1: Where was he?
[47:36] Speaker 3: Somewhere in Southeast Asia. Oh!
[47:39] Speaker 2: Oh, no, I exaggerated. It's fine.
[47:41] Speaker 1: But why did he do that?
[47:45] Speaker 2: Yeah, he's fine.
[47:46] Speaker 4: He's fine, but that's... If he landed, like, on his head, then, yeah, it.
[47:49] Speaker 2: Would have been pretty bad.
[47:50] Speaker 1: That was the most unathletic thing I've seen him do. He's, like,
[47:53] Speaker 1: the most athletic person on the face of the universe.
[47:57] Speaker 2: It's like his leg gave out or something.
[47:58] Speaker 3: Every week, I see Speed just decimating someone in a race.
[48:01] Speaker 1: I've seen a tweet that was, like, Speed is a
[48:04] Speaker 1: generational athlete that was.
[48:07] Speaker 3: A force to be a YouTuber. I know. It's true.
[48:10] Speaker 3: What a freak. Freak of nature. Literally. I mean, it's crazy.
[48:13] Speaker 3: Has he ever lost a race? Didn't he beat you
[48:15] Speaker 3: in a race? Yeah.
[48:16] Speaker 2: So I didn't know he was that fast.
[48:18] Speaker 3: Yeah, I think you were the first victim.
[48:20] Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
[48:20] Speaker 3: And then it was like Travis Scott. And then.
[48:23] Speaker 1: My brother's going to race him.
[48:24] Speaker 3: He's about to beat your brother.
[48:25] Speaker 2: Okay.
[48:26] Speaker 3: And then he.
[48:27] Speaker 2: Like, why is.
[48:29] Speaker 3: Jake's fast, bro.
[48:30] Speaker 4: 25K.
[48:30] Speaker 3: Hey, that'll help Jake lose weight so you guys can
[48:33] Speaker 3: be in the middle.
[48:34] Speaker 2: You know what? Keep racing.
[48:37] Speaker 1: A little sprint. Nah, nah. Nah, I think Speed will win.
[48:42] Speaker 1: But I'll beat Speed in a race for sure.
[48:44] Speaker 3: Oh, my God. For sure. I'm fast as fuck, boy.
[48:47] Speaker 2: Okay, guys.
[48:48] Speaker 3: Are you going to pull a hamstring? For sure. And
[48:50] Speaker 3: that's why I actually won't do it.
[48:51] Speaker 1: Because now that I'm a WWE superstar, top five wrestler,
[48:55] Speaker 1: according to ESPN.
[48:56] Speaker 6: Ooh.
[48:57] Speaker 8: Whatever um when are you gonna be top one next
[49:00] Speaker 8: year end of next year yeah i know i know
[49:03] Speaker 8: you you say top five and you smile but i
[49:05] Speaker 8: know you you want to be number one i do
[49:07] Speaker 8: i know top five doesn't mean shit to you.
[49:09] Speaker 1: The problem right now is though the number one and
[49:12] Speaker 1: number two are so fucking good is it roman Reigns
[49:16] Speaker 1: Cody and Roman yeah they're just they're just so good
[49:19] Speaker 1: dude like there are two guys I look at and
[49:21] Speaker 1: I go I'm actually not better than them I'm gonna
[49:24] Speaker 1: say I am because I'm a heel so what what
[49:26] Speaker 1: makes them the best.
[49:28] Speaker 3: That aura yeah Roman does have aura it's.
[49:31] Speaker 2: Aura yeah like if he came in here you'd feel.
[49:34] Speaker 3: It he has new movies or anything he does He does.
[49:38] Speaker 3: That does not surprise me. It's like the rock pipeline.
[49:41] Speaker 3: Just rinse and repeat with him.
[49:43] Speaker 1: You know what's funny about Roman, though? Like, in person?
[49:48] Speaker 1: Because his real name's Joe.
[49:50] Speaker 2: What?
[49:51] Speaker 3: His real name's Joe.
[49:52] Speaker 2: That just... I think he lost aura.
[49:54] Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, that's negative five aura.
[49:56] Speaker 1: No, well, that's kind of what I'm going to say.
[49:57] Speaker 1: It's not like... When you see him in person, it
[50:00] Speaker 1: depends if he's Joe or if he's Roman Reigns.
[50:04] Speaker 2: Okay.
[50:05] Speaker 1: Like, have you ever heard that story of Marilyn Monroe...
[50:08] Speaker 1: Turning on her aura.
[50:10] Speaker 2: No, no.
[50:11] Speaker 1: So, so, so apparently Marilyn Monroe could walk around as
[50:14] Speaker 1: just Marilyn and no one would like look twice at
[50:17] Speaker 1: this woman.
[50:18] Speaker 2: Okay.
[50:18] Speaker 1: But then she would turn on her Marilyn Monroe aura
[50:20] Speaker 1: and she became this, this worldwide sensational beauty.
[50:26] Speaker 4: Norma?
[50:28] Speaker 1: Well, so she was Norma, and then she became Marilyn Monroe.
[50:31] Speaker 1: She could flip a switch, and it's like a contagious
[50:35] Speaker 1: energy that just attracts people to look at what they're seeing.
[50:38] Speaker 3: The Rock had that as well when I met him. Really? Yeah.
[50:41] Speaker 3: I spent like 10 minutes with him, and I could
[50:43] Speaker 3: just feel like everyone is gravitating towards this human, and
[50:47] Speaker 3: you feel like you're being pulled into this black hole
[50:50] Speaker 3: that is this person. No, I'm serious. It's like, that's
[50:53] Speaker 3: what I... You definitely, when you're in the presence, who's that... Cam,
[50:57] Speaker 3: Cam Newton. Cam Newton. Yeah.
[50:58] Speaker 1: He also had, he has, he has, he has made
[51:01] Speaker 1: mad aura.
[51:01] Speaker 3: He got mad aura. Exactly. Like both those people, those
[51:05] Speaker 3: are like the two times in my life where I
[51:06] Speaker 3: like stopped and I was like, I like feel pulled
[51:09] Speaker 3: to this person. And like everyone in the room is
[51:11] Speaker 3: not like, has not stopped looking at it. Yeah.
[51:13] Speaker 4: Wow.
[51:13] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[51:14] Speaker 1: No, that's exactly it. And, um, Roman can turn, he,
[51:17] Speaker 1: Joe can turn that on and become Roman. And it's
[51:20] Speaker 1: really fascinating because, and it's cool. Cause he could be
[51:22] Speaker 1: like a regular guy. Or he can be the most
[51:24] Speaker 1: badass wrestler that's ever lived.
[51:26] Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it.
[51:27] Speaker 1: And so like, I need them to retire before I
[51:28] Speaker 1: can become number one. Or I need to get some
[51:31] Speaker 1: aura myself.
[51:32] Speaker 3: I mean, you're a heel. You can just play a
[51:33] Speaker 3: little dirty. Maybe go for a knee shot.
[51:35] Speaker 7: You're right.
[51:36] Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll take notes.
[51:38] Speaker 1: Were you going to do something with the WWE?
[51:40] Speaker 3: I mean, spoilers.
[51:42] Speaker 1: Hey, were you really scared when we were hanging off that,
[51:45] Speaker 1: excuse me?
[51:45] Speaker 4: Yes.
[51:45] Speaker 3: Dangling off that building?
[51:47] Speaker 2: Yes. Yes. People were saying I was acting.
[51:51] Speaker 3: I mean, I wasn't scared.
[51:52] Speaker 1: Yeah, bro.
[51:53] Speaker 2: The thing is, I've jumped out of planes. It was nothing.
[51:58] Speaker 2: I've ziplined. It's all blessed. But for some reason, that
[52:02] Speaker 2: fucked me, bro.
[52:03] Speaker 3: The leaning back.
[52:05] Speaker 2: Yeah, bro.
[52:06] Speaker 4: It's just, I felt like I was too much in control.
[52:09] Speaker 4: You know when you jump out of a plane?
[52:11] Speaker 1: It's kind of like.
[52:12] Speaker 2: It's not what you can do. It's like, it's not me.
[52:15] Speaker 2: I mean, well, not for you. You're in full control.
[52:18] Speaker 3: He did it naked. Play the clip.
[52:19] Speaker 1: No, no, no.
[52:20] Speaker 2: Don't play the clip. Play the clip.
[52:23] Speaker 3: No, I wasn't actually naked.
[52:25] Speaker 4: It was.
[52:25] Speaker 2: Whoa.
[52:26] Speaker 1: Play the clip again.
[52:28] Speaker 3: There was a black bar there.
[52:29] Speaker 8: Play the clip again.
[52:31] Speaker 1: The black bar was in.
[52:31] Speaker 3: All right, now play the clip where his parachute didn't
[52:33] Speaker 3: deploy and almost died. No, enough of that.
[52:36] Speaker 1: Okay. Enough of that. Well, look, you do have to
[52:38] Speaker 1: do something when you're skydiving. It's not all, like, just
[52:41] Speaker 1: Jesus take the wheel. You got to deploy your fucking parachute.
[52:44] Speaker 2: Well, yeah, yeah, but normally I have someone behind me.
[52:46] Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's really important. Yeah.
[52:49] Speaker 2: But yeah, for some reason, because I was just up there,
[52:54] Speaker 2: they call it the edge.
[52:55] Speaker 3: Yeah, man. You were on the edge. The boys went
[52:59] Speaker 3: to the edge together.
[53:00] Speaker 1: But you did it.
[53:01] Speaker 2: We did do it.
[53:02] Speaker 1: We edged together.
[53:03] Speaker 2: Well, hopefully you only show the good parts of me. Like,
[53:07] Speaker 2: looking like a boss.
[53:08] Speaker 1: No.
[53:08] Speaker 3: For sure.
[53:09] Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
[53:09] Speaker 3: Well, the other parts were funny.
[53:11] Speaker 1: It's not that. I just am not sure there's, like,
[53:14] Speaker 1: any parts. No, no.
[53:16] Speaker 3: There are no positive aura parts.
[53:17] Speaker 4: There's definitely positive aura. Let's just use those clips.
[53:23] Speaker 3: This has turned into a brain rot podcast.
[53:25] Speaker 1: It totally is. TikTok's ruined my life. Except it keeps
[53:30] Speaker 1: me cool and young, you know? Because, like, now that
[53:33] Speaker 1: I'm a dad almost, we're all approaching that time. Man,
[53:37] Speaker 1: I wonder if we're just not going to be cool
[53:38] Speaker 1: to the kids anymore. Or I wonder, moreover, I wonder
[53:42] Speaker 1: if they're not going to be cool to us. Like,
[53:44] Speaker 1: there's definitely times where I hear these kids say these
[53:46] Speaker 1: dumbass things. Like, Alpha Sigma Riz, whatever they're saying. I'm
[53:50] Speaker 1: just like, yo, y'all are weirdos. You know, they use
[53:53] Speaker 1: Ohio as an insult.
[53:56] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[53:57] Speaker 1: What'd you say?
[53:58] Speaker 2: What? Ohio.
[54:00] Speaker 3: Is that where they eat the cats?
[54:02] Speaker 1: Bro, what do they say? Hold on.
[54:03] Speaker 4: No.
[54:04] Speaker 3: Stop. Stop.
[54:06] Speaker 1: What do they say? Like, you're Ohio?
[54:07] Speaker 2: Yeah, so that means cringe.
[54:09] Speaker 3: Shut up. It does. It does.
[54:12] Speaker 2: Ohio means cringe.
[54:13] Speaker 3: What is it? What's the dingle dong riz? What did
[54:17] Speaker 3: they say? Turkish condo riz.
[54:20] Speaker 1: A whole state.
[54:21] Speaker 3: Blue tie Ohio riz.
[54:24] Speaker 1: Yo, that's like.
[54:25] Speaker 3: Do you know blue tie Ohio riz?
[54:27] Speaker 1: Like, what are you saying?
[54:29] Speaker 3: Blue tie? No, I don't. He was the Riz Master
[54:31] Speaker 3: before the Riz Master.
[54:33] Speaker 1: No.
[54:33] Speaker 3: Oh, my gosh, Logan. Blue tie? Yeah. No, like legit.
[54:38] Speaker 3: Look up blue tie after this.
[54:39] Speaker 1: I'm a boomer.
[54:39] Speaker 3: Turkish dingle dong or whatever. Is it dingle dong? Turkish dong?
[54:43] Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
[54:44] Speaker 3: Turkish quandel. Whatever that is.
[54:45] Speaker 4: So if you were born in Ohio, you just instantly cringe.
[54:49] Speaker 4: Is that what it?
[54:51] Speaker 3: Depends.
[54:51] Speaker 2: Are you from Ohio?
[54:53] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[54:54] Speaker 2: So would you consider yourself cringe?
[54:57] Speaker 6: No.
[54:57] Speaker 3: No, seriously.
[54:59] Speaker 1: Okay.
[55:01] Speaker 3: Is it, though, bro?
[55:01] Speaker 1: Because I was pretty cringe for a while.
[55:03] Speaker 3: Logan didn't help out the Ohio game.
[55:06] Speaker 1: I still am a little bit. Like, bro, not moments ago,
[55:08] Speaker 1: us were full-grown men in, like... Never mind.
[55:13] Speaker 3: Prime costumes.
[55:14] Speaker 1: Can get pretty cringe, bro.
[55:16] Speaker 3: Speed. Speed's killing it. Speed's kind of... Speed's from Ohio. Really?
[55:20] Speaker 2: Yeah, so... Okay.
[55:21] Speaker 3: Is that what... All these... like, uh, personality people. They
[55:25] Speaker 3: just keep spawning out of, there's, there's like a lab
[55:28] Speaker 3: in Ohio where they just keep mutating and spawning.
[55:30] Speaker 2: Out of mom, bro.
[55:31] Speaker 1: Special breeds, special breeds.
[55:33] Speaker 3: Speed's like, uh, it's like your daily vlogs now, just
[55:36] Speaker 3: in a different format.
[55:37] Speaker 2: I know.
[55:37] Speaker 3: It's cool to watch. Yeah.
[55:39] Speaker 1: He's just gotta be, he just gotta be careful. Keep
[55:42] Speaker 1: it classy.
[55:42] Speaker 2: Well, I mean, I guess for speed, he has to
[55:44] Speaker 2: always elevate. No, that's the, that's.
[55:46] Speaker 3: The, he's not trapped in that loop. I mean, he's,
[55:50] Speaker 3: he's doing tours in different parts around the world. I mean,
[55:53] Speaker 3: I don't, see him having the pressure of having to
[55:55] Speaker 3: go bigger and bigger, though. He's doing cool stuff, but
[55:58] Speaker 3: it's not... I don't know. It's like... Am I wrong?
[56:04] Speaker 2: I think you are.
[56:06] Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely. And I know this.
[56:09] Speaker 3: Like when he crashed that golf cart. I didn't think
[56:12] Speaker 3: that was ten times crazier than anything else he's done.
[56:14] Speaker 1: No, until he does something that is exponentially crazier than
[56:18] Speaker 1: anything else he's done.
[56:18] Speaker 4: Like jumping two supercars randomly. You know when he tried
[56:22] Speaker 4: to Well, he not tried to. He did set a
[56:25] Speaker 4: firework in his room.
[56:27] Speaker 2: Oh, wow. Oh, wow.
[56:29] Speaker 4: Stuff like the Pikachu and it going crazy. Like, that
[56:32] Speaker 4: was huge.
[56:33] Speaker 2: Big moment.
[56:33] Speaker 1: You got to be careful.
[56:35] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[56:36] Speaker 1: It's like a little bit of a, you can fall
[56:38] Speaker 1: into a trap of trying to deliver the next best
[56:41] Speaker 1: thing to your viewer because you want to entertain. And
[56:45] Speaker 1: if you don't have like a good team around you
[56:47] Speaker 1: who's willing to tell you no, it can get dangerous.
[56:49] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[56:50] Speaker 3: I agree. You told me the same thing five years ago.
[56:55] Speaker 1: Yeah, well, after a series of mistakes in my early 20s,
[57:01] Speaker 1: I've learned a lot. I've learned a lot, and that's
[57:03] Speaker 1: why I'm ready for fatherhood. And Nina actually just sent
[57:06] Speaker 1: me the text that she's going into labor.
[57:08] Speaker 2: Fuck off.
[57:08] Speaker 3: I'm just kidding.
[57:09] Speaker 1: Oh, my God. That would have been nuts. I'm out, boys.
[57:16] Speaker 1: You get the FaceTime.
[57:17] Speaker 3: It's her going, my water broke. And she's in an
[57:20] Speaker 3: ambulance or something. I'm out of here. How quick are
[57:22] Speaker 3: you running? I'm out of here. Like, are you even
[57:24] Speaker 3: saying I'm out of here, or are you just running out?
[57:26] Speaker 1: I'll probably say I'm out of here.
[57:28] Speaker 4: What if she trolls you, like, and she's just like, oh,
[57:32] Speaker 4: there's water!
[57:33] Speaker 3: There's water here! Come quick! Yeah, I feel like you
[57:35] Speaker 3: don't mess with that kind of stuff.
[57:36] Speaker 2: And then halfway, she goes, psych.
[57:38] Speaker 1: Nah, she's not like a prankster.
[57:41] Speaker 3: Like a prank YouTuber?
[57:43] Speaker 2: No, no, no.
[57:45] Speaker 1: Nah, she's a real.
[57:46] Speaker 2: Nah, she gotta do that.
[57:47] Speaker 3: She gotta do it.
[57:48] Speaker 1: I thought maybe she would today.
[57:49] Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[57:50] Speaker 1: But it's like, you'll understand, it's like too serious of
[57:53] Speaker 1: a thing to fuck around with.
[57:54] Speaker 3: Okay, fair, fair.
[57:55] Speaker 1: Like, dude, the other day, middle of the night, it's
[57:58] Speaker 1: 3 a.m., she wakes up cramping bad. And like, by
[58:01] Speaker 1: the way, if she has this much of a cramp,
[58:03] Speaker 1: I go, are you in labor?
[58:04] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[58:05] Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[58:06] Speaker 3: She's like, and she gets it together.
[58:10] Speaker 1: Not going into labor. It's just a cramp. She goes
[58:12] Speaker 1: back to sleep. I'm up for the next three hours
[58:13] Speaker 1: because I was so excited.
[58:15] Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[58:16] Speaker 1: It's my time to come. I was like, all right,
[58:19] Speaker 1: just if you wake up, we're going to drive to
[58:20] Speaker 1: the hospital.
[58:20] Speaker 2: I'll be the hero.
[58:21] Speaker 1: Because, like, finally I get to serve a function.
[58:24] Speaker 3: You're going to have some part in this pregnancy.
[58:27] Speaker 1: Get the driver to the hospital.
[58:28] Speaker 4: Yeah.
[58:29] Speaker 3: Because as of now, yeah, I've been doing nothing.
[58:31] Speaker 1: You're here.
[58:32] Speaker 3: Yeah. She has a baby inside of her stomach.
[58:37] Speaker 1: Jimmy, it's the weirdest thing. in the world.
[58:41] Speaker 2: Have you seen like kick and everything?
[58:43] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[58:44] Speaker 2: Whoa.
[58:44] Speaker 1: Her stomach. You'll see, you'll see her stomach. You'll see
[58:47] Speaker 1: the baby's like, I don't know, like a body part
[58:50] Speaker 1: go like all the way. Like a little alien punching
[58:54] Speaker 1: from the inside.
[58:55] Speaker 3: How does that make her?
[58:56] Speaker 2: Has she given you the finger? No, not yet.
[58:59] Speaker 1: She's just like... You can feel her fingers and toes
[59:03] Speaker 1: and stuff.
[59:04] Speaker 3: No way!
[59:05] Speaker 1: Dude, it's crazy.
[59:07] Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
[59:07] Speaker 3: Yes.
[59:08] Speaker 1: It's crazy.
[59:10] Speaker 3: Bro, that's wild.
[59:11] Speaker 1: You won't understand until you experience it.
[59:14] Speaker 3: Seeing the woman you love have a little alien inside
[59:17] Speaker 3: of her. It must be just wild.
[59:19] Speaker 2: It's wild. Are you going to look? Oh, my God.
[59:21] Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I'm going to love it. No way. Like,
[59:23] Speaker 3: is it crazy? Coming out? Yeah. Nah, no chance.
[59:27] Speaker 1: So guys go back and forth on this. And, like,
[59:30] Speaker 1: you know, I think it's kind of beautiful in a way.
[59:33] Speaker 1: I think that's, like, a very unique topic.
[59:35] Speaker 2: What if you pass out?
[59:36] Speaker 1: I won't pass out.
[59:37] Speaker 3: Okay.
[59:37] Speaker 2: I won't pass out.
[59:38] Speaker 1: Would that be crazy?
[59:39] Speaker 3: You've never seen it happen? Yeah, it doesn't, but you do.
[59:44] Speaker 1: Yeah, you know.
[59:46] Speaker 3: Oh, man. I don't know.
[59:47] Speaker 1: I feel like you can only live once.
[59:49] Speaker 3: I want to see it. When I have kids, I'm
[59:51] Speaker 3: not looking. Screw that, man. That's crazy. I don't know.
[59:55] Speaker 3: Just the thought of that makes me a little.
[59:56] Speaker 2: I can't imagine Logan just there, just squatting down like,
[1:00:01] Speaker 2: all right, come on, then. He's just slowly popping up.
[1:00:04] Speaker 3: No, no, no. He's just really intensely looking.
[1:00:08] Speaker 1: I wouldn't do it like that.
[1:00:09] Speaker 3: I wouldn't do it like that. No, no. Come on, then.
[1:00:12] Speaker 3: Get out, then. No. Just screaming.
[1:00:13] Speaker 2: Come on, then.
[1:00:15] Speaker 3: No, bro.
[1:00:20] Speaker 1: Let me help out. I might ask to help.
[1:00:23] Speaker 6: What?
[1:00:24] Speaker 3: I don't know, bro. Oh, my God. You want to cut?
[1:00:28] Speaker 1: I'll do anything.
[1:00:29] Speaker 2: The cut's fine. I can do the cut.
[1:00:32] Speaker 1: I got stem cells set up. We're going to harvest
[1:00:34] Speaker 1: the stem cells from.
[1:00:34] Speaker 3: The umbilical cord. So you can put them in you?
[1:00:37] Speaker 1: No, Nina wouldn't let me. Really?
[1:00:39] Speaker 3: Yeah, Nina wouldn't let me. Just when they pull some out,
[1:00:42] Speaker 3: just be like, pull a little more. I tried.
[1:00:44] Speaker 1: She said the stem cells are for the baby, and
[1:00:46] Speaker 1: it's true.
[1:00:47] Speaker 3: They're for your child. Should she have some sort of
[1:00:49] Speaker 3: like blood disease? Get some stem cells, get some blood.
[1:00:51] Speaker 1: I'll just get someone else.
[1:00:52] Speaker 3: Brian Johnson, man. So you live forever.
[1:00:54] Speaker 1: No, I like Brian Johnson.
[1:00:55] Speaker 3: I know. You remind me of Brian Johnson. I don't
[1:00:59] Speaker 3: see the connection. Obsessive. Oh, gotcha. Yeah, that makes sense.
[1:01:04] Speaker 1: Bro, I got a whole hospital kit. I'm bringing a
[1:01:07] Speaker 1: bed of full fucking Cali King.
[1:01:09] Speaker 3: To the birth?
[1:01:10] Speaker 1: Yeah, I got string lights that I'm hanging up with
[1:01:13] Speaker 1: Polaroids attached with paper clips and a salt lamp, bro.
[1:01:16] Speaker 1: I'm going to make that hospital room a vibe.
[1:01:19] Speaker 3: Do the stem cells come from the umbilical cord? Yeah. Okay.
[1:01:23] Speaker 1: Music. Music. Music.
[1:01:25] Speaker 2: I'll play one of your songs.
[1:01:26] Speaker 1: I'll play one of your songs.
[1:01:27] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[1:01:28] Speaker 3: Think of it.
[1:01:28] Speaker 2: Think of it.
[1:01:30] Speaker 3: A big baby. You're in the thick of it. You
[1:01:33] Speaker 3: got it, bro. I'll make a viral video for you. Oh, yes.
[1:01:38] Speaker 3: God damn it.
[1:01:39] Speaker 1: I know y'all don't watch reality TV at all, but
[1:01:42] Speaker 1: there's a show called like the secret lives of Mormon
[1:01:45] Speaker 1: wives out.
[1:01:46] Speaker 2: Okay.
[1:01:46] Speaker 1: And there was one of the wives in the show,
[1:01:49] Speaker 1: like had a baby that was just born and was like,
[1:01:52] Speaker 1: breaking it doing tiktoks like breaking it down yeah and
[1:01:55] Speaker 1: in the room afterwards and it's a wild thing to
[1:01:57] Speaker 1: see and i will not be doing that i'm gonna
[1:01:59] Speaker 1: tune in i'm gonna be tuning in to my baby's
[1:02:03] Speaker 1: birthday there's some times where you have to i think
[1:02:05] Speaker 1: probably drop the influencer act yeah yeah you know yeah wait.
[1:02:08] Speaker 3: So the secret swaddle is not gonna be lunch leaf theme.
[1:02:14] Speaker 1: No so that's the other thing i'm not branding my
[1:02:18] Speaker 1: baby and i know everyone wants me to name her prime.
[1:02:22] Speaker 3: No, I want you to name her Lunchly. I don't
[1:02:23] Speaker 3: own any Prime. Oh, that's true.
[1:02:24] Speaker 1: Lunchly Paul.
[1:02:25] Speaker 3: Lunchly.
[1:02:28] Speaker 1: I can't.
[1:02:28] Speaker 3: I'm not even.
[1:02:29] Speaker 1: She's not even going to... She won't wear... She won't
[1:02:31] Speaker 1: be wearing any Prime stuff. Like, eventually, when she's older,
[1:02:34] Speaker 1: I'm sure she'll drink Prime. And, like, I'll probably set.
[1:02:36] Speaker 3: Prime near her. No.
[1:02:37] Speaker 1: Actually, I'm going to brand my baby for sure.
[1:02:39] Speaker 3: I was about to say, this is... But way less
[1:02:42] Speaker 3: than anyone would expect. When's the last time you got punched?
[1:02:44] Speaker 3: Because something's... This isn't a Logan I know. Well.
[1:02:48] Speaker 1: This is so, this is so corny, but it's true.
[1:02:51] Speaker 1: And it's weird for someone like me to say, but
[1:02:53] Speaker 1: this is a completely different individual. She's my baby and I,
[1:02:58] Speaker 1: and I'm half of her, but like, you gotta take
[1:03:02] Speaker 1: into account that this is like an independent person, which
[1:03:05] Speaker 1: is like, hard to grasp maybe because it's like a
[1:03:08] Speaker 1: little baby and it can't live without you but you
[1:03:10] Speaker 1: really have to take into account how this yeah.
[1:03:11] Speaker 3: Of course of course of course yeah would you can't
[1:03:14] Speaker 3: just use it the sling product no i know i
[1:03:17] Speaker 3: know i look at after nina going through everything she's
[1:03:20] Speaker 3: gone through she gives birth and then it's just used as.
[1:03:22] Speaker 4: A pill yeah like all right cool well i know
[1:03:28] Speaker 4: that's what everyone's expecting everyone's expecting me yeah yeah Can't
[1:03:32] Speaker 4: do it, bro.
[1:03:32] Speaker 1: Can't do it.
[1:03:34] Speaker 4: Who's the guy who makes really crazy cartoons?
[1:03:38] Speaker 1: Is it Meat Canyon?
[1:03:41] Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
[1:03:42] Speaker 1: Bro, he's had a field day with me, bro.
[1:03:44] Speaker 3: Same. Wait, JJ, do you have a Meat Canyon?
[1:03:47] Speaker 2: No, I was part of.
[1:03:49] Speaker 3: We've all been on Meat Canyon. Drink, bro. Drink, bro.
[1:03:53] Speaker 3: Mine was, would you prefer a brand new heart or
[1:03:57] Speaker 3: this Tesla? Yeah. They're so funny. You can't take them seriously.
[1:04:07] Speaker 3: They're so good. People are like, doesn't this make you mad?
[1:04:10] Speaker 3: It's pretty secure.
[1:04:13] Speaker 2: It's like the person wasn't able to see. Oh yeah, he.
[1:04:18] Speaker 3: Did another one of it. But on the heart one,
[1:04:20] Speaker 3: it's like, obviously I'm not going to get mad about it.
[1:04:23] Speaker 3: I've never tried to kill someone over a Tesla. Why
[1:04:26] Speaker 3: would I get mad?
[1:04:27] Speaker 1: It's just funny.
[1:04:28] Speaker 3: But people are like, look at this, Mr. Beast. You
[1:04:31] Speaker 3: got to respond.
[1:04:34] Speaker 1: Just keep trucking, Jimmy. Just keep doing what you do.
[1:04:37] Speaker 3: It hurt. It hit me right here. And the heart
[1:04:40] Speaker 3: I have that that patient did it.
[1:04:43] Speaker 1: I'll clip it.
[1:04:44] Speaker 3: Don't clip that bit.
[1:04:46] Speaker 2: You know, for the Amazon thing, is it worldwide?
[1:04:49] Speaker 3: Of course. We're dubbing and everything.
[1:04:51] Speaker 2: I can watch it. Yeah, no, it's hard.
[1:04:52] Speaker 3: I mean, there might be countries where Prime Video is
[1:04:54] Speaker 3: not available, but. I feel like that's almost everywhere. Jeff
[1:04:56] Speaker 3: Bezos got that money.
[1:04:57] Speaker 2: Should be.
[1:04:59] Speaker 3: It will blow your minds.
[1:05:00] Speaker 2: I'm actually really excited to see it.
[1:05:02] Speaker 3: At one point, I had over... 1,500 people on set
[1:05:06] Speaker 3: working on it. That's how big these sets were. 1,500 people.
[1:05:09] Speaker 3: I have over 100 people editing it.
[1:05:11] Speaker 1: That's crazy.
[1:05:12] Speaker 3: Well, congrats, Jimmy. That's so cool, man. Episode one, we
[1:05:15] Speaker 3: used four times more cameras. Stop, stop, stop. Four times
[1:05:18] Speaker 3: more cameras than any production of anything in history. Four
[1:05:21] Speaker 3: times more cameras than any movie has ever used.
[1:05:23] Speaker 1: No one's going to catch you, dude.
[1:05:24] Speaker 3: In a single recording, four times more cameras than any show.
[1:05:27] Speaker 3: Never in history has there ever been 1,400 cameras simultaneously recording.
[1:05:31] Speaker 1: Wow.
[1:05:32] Speaker 2: You're doing too much now, Jay.
[1:05:33] Speaker 1: Yeah, you got to chill.
[1:05:34] Speaker 2: You're actually pissing me off.
[1:05:36] Speaker 3: But hey, don't worry, boys. Lunchly's in it. Let's go.
[1:05:39] Speaker 3: Then we're good.
[1:05:39] Speaker 5: Then we're good.
[1:05:41] Speaker 1: Speaking of that, let's go to a store. Let's go
[1:05:43] Speaker 1: hand out these meals.
[1:05:45] Speaker 3: No.
[1:05:45] Speaker 1: Yeah, we're going to sample.
[1:05:46] Speaker 3: I get to go to a Walmart with the boys. Yeah,
[1:05:48] Speaker 3: that's true. Hell yeah.
[1:05:50] Speaker 1: Thanks for joining me, guys.
[1:05:52] Speaker 3: Let's go. Yeah, well.
[1:05:53] Speaker 2: Pleasure.
[1:05:54] Speaker 3: I'm excited to go scan Prime Bottle, see the sales.
[1:05:58] Speaker 3: This is like Christmas for me. The boys finally are
[1:05:59] Speaker 3: going to hang out with me.
[1:06:00] Speaker 2: Oh, stop.
[1:06:01] Speaker 1: Mike Malak, I miss you, brother. I miss you and
[1:06:05] Speaker 1: your big flat feet, and I'm glad we were able
[1:06:07] Speaker 1: to hang out the other day before you went to
[1:06:09] Speaker 1: Singapore and missed this podcast.
[1:06:11] Speaker 3: There's no need to be salty just because you don't
[1:06:12] Speaker 3: have a financial equity. We gave him a little something.
[1:06:15] Speaker 2: That's right.
[1:06:16] Speaker 3: We gave him a penny or a share.
[1:06:18] Speaker 1: By the way, he's going to hold me to that.
[1:06:20] Speaker 1: He's going to say this is legally binding. It might be. Anyways, guys,
[1:06:24] Speaker 1: thank you for launching this podcast.
[1:06:29] Speaker 3: Lunchly, Prime Feastivals, Beast Games, I don't know. Goodbye. Yo,
[1:06:33] Speaker 3: what's up? It's the Rizzler, and I'm taking over for Logan.
[1:06:36] Speaker 3: Now it's my show.

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