# IMPAULSIVE'S TOP 24 MOMENTS OF 2024

An episode of [Impaulsive with Logan Paul](https://invisiblenetwork.ai/podcast/1442164847), 30 Dec 2024, 1 h 11 min.

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## Transcript

[0:03] Speaker 1: Is this your mug shot?
[0:03] Speaker 2: No way.
[0:04] Speaker 3: I'm going to have you roast me, and I won't
[0:06] Speaker 3: take it personal.
[0:06] Speaker 4: Well, the obvious thing is just to say, like, Japan.
[0:09] Speaker 1: Oh, God.
[0:09] Speaker 3: No, stop, stop, stop, stop.
[0:10] Speaker 5: Happens every day. Your driveway got taken?
[0:14] Speaker 3: I'm expecting a daughter in two months.
[0:16] Speaker 1: You're the first man she's ever going to be in
[0:18] Speaker 1: love with.
[0:18] Speaker 6: Come on.
[0:19] Speaker 7: You're the first man she's ever gonna be in love with,
[0:21] Speaker 7: and so you are always going to be the safe place.
[0:24] Speaker 3: Who are you fighting next?
[0:25] Speaker 1: Everybody. Me? Yeah, I'll fight you.
[0:27] Speaker 8: I feel like you got your heart broken one time.
[0:29] Speaker 9: You cannot compare yourself to me, and you're 16, bro.
[0:31] Speaker 9: You have no other resource but your hands.
[0:34] Speaker 6: Highway to heaven, I'm just cruising by my lone. What
[0:36] Speaker 6: about the Sidemen? That's Trippie's buzz. I'm not even... Got
[0:39] Speaker 6: you a Kevin Owens action figure. Are you out of
[0:42] Speaker 6: your mind? What do you think about the Fury-Molly May breakup?
[0:45] Speaker 6: Who the f.
[0:47] Speaker 2: * * * is Molly?
[0:47] Speaker 6: The gender reveal is not the big day.
[0:49] Speaker 3: First of all, I'm not calling it a gender reveal.
[0:51] Speaker 3: He told me I agreed to do it if.
[0:53] Speaker 10: We didn't call it that.
[0:53] Speaker 6: What are we calling it?
[0:54] Speaker 5: It's a s * * * party.
[0:54] Speaker 11: Wow, 2024, man.
[0:55] Speaker 3: Coming to an end.
[0:56] Speaker 7: What can we really say?
[1:03] Speaker 6: Oh, shut up. 2024 is coming to an end.
[1:14] Speaker 3: And what is there to say?
[1:15] Speaker 6: Honestly, I don't know. It's, it's become just increasingly difficult
[1:20] Speaker 6: to do this program. It's like, dude, it's just all
[1:23] Speaker 6: these good moments.
[1:24] Speaker 8: No, it's more.
[1:25] Speaker 6: So we have a great team. We did have some
[1:27] Speaker 6: great moments this year. Um, we, we were on and
[1:31] Speaker 6: we'll see how this pans out for us with the
[1:32] Speaker 6: aliens and all, but we were on the leading side
[1:34] Speaker 6: of the election. I think we had the second most viewed, uh,
[1:37] Speaker 6: election episode. We did try to have miss Harris on
[1:40] Speaker 6: miss Harris. Unfortunately, uh, did not come on the show,
[1:43] Speaker 6: and I believe that's the reason why she lost the
[1:45] Speaker 6: f * * * ing election.
[1:45] Speaker 3: Yeah, it's entirely possible.
[1:47] Speaker 12: You know, this show means a lot to us guys,
[1:49] Speaker 12: and we've been doing it for six years now. We
[1:52] Speaker 12: crossed a six-year anniversary mark for Impulsive, my God. I've
[1:56] Speaker 12: damn near grown up on this show, and we appreciate
[1:58] Speaker 12: you guys for watching, and here is our annual recap.
[2:01] Speaker 1: What the hell?
[2:02] Speaker 6: That's all we had to say?
[2:03] Speaker 12: Yeah, I think so. Yeah, I think we're going to
[2:05] Speaker 12: get right into it. Some of the best moments of
[2:06] Speaker 12: Impulsive's 2024.
[2:07] Speaker 1: Well, what if we....
[2:12] Speaker 6: Okay.
[2:12] Speaker 12: So the soul is the person that can be shaped
[2:14] Speaker 12: by human experience. So like if you were to like
[2:19] Speaker 12: run a simulation of like Cliff, a hundred simulations of
[2:22] Speaker 12: the life of Cliff in some future distant world, do
[2:25] Speaker 12: you become a pastor in all a hundred of those simulations?
[2:28] Speaker 3: Is every one of those simulations, is Cliff a good guy?
[2:31] Speaker 12: Especially if the human experience that each Cliff experience or
[2:34] Speaker 12: goes to is different. And then does your soul become
[2:38] Speaker 12: a different thing? And then Also, I ask myself, like, okay,
[2:43] Speaker 12: what is the soul? Because you're saying it's shaped by
[2:46] Speaker 12: human experience, but, like, what about, like, a baby or, like,
[2:51] Speaker 12: a child? Like, say a child passes away and they're, like,
[2:53] Speaker 12: you know, essentially a blank canvas.
[2:55] Speaker 3: What happens to that soul? What if that human hasn't
[2:59] Speaker 3: accepted Jesus.
[3:00] Speaker 1: Because he's four?
[3:01] Speaker 6: Well, that's why they baptize babies, right?
[3:03] Speaker 13: Well, I'm convinced, though, that babies who die are going
[3:05] Speaker 13: to be in heaven because of the way Jesus treated children.
[3:09] Speaker 13: He said, let the little children come to me, for
[3:11] Speaker 13: to such belongs the kingdom of heaven. So God is
[3:13] Speaker 13: a compassionate God, and obviously a baby has not sinned.
[3:18] Speaker 13: They've not rebelled against God, so I think they're going
[3:20] Speaker 13: to be in heaven. But I think you raise a
[3:21] Speaker 13: great question when it comes to Cliff. If there were
[3:25] Speaker 13: a hundred different scenarios over the next thousand years of you,
[3:28] Speaker 13: would you always become a minister? I don't think so,
[3:32] Speaker 13: because that smacks of determinism. It's in the stars. It's
[3:35] Speaker 13: written in the stars. You have to do this. You
[3:37] Speaker 13: have to go down this path.
[3:38] Speaker 9: No, no.
[3:39] Speaker 13: When I fall down a set of stairs, I don't
[3:40] Speaker 13: pick myself up at the bottom and say, phew, glad
[3:42] Speaker 13: that's over. No, I pick myself up at the bottom
[3:45] Speaker 13: and say, idiot, pick up your feet. Don't stumble down
[3:47] Speaker 13: the stairs. It's really painful. In other words, it's not
[3:50] Speaker 13: been predetermined. That's this whole issue of free will. That's
[3:55] Speaker 13: why I hold you responsible and you hold me responsible
[3:58] Speaker 13: for what I do, for what I say, because you
[4:00] Speaker 13: know I don't.
[4:00] Speaker 3: Have to do it.
[4:01] Speaker 1: It's not a script. Exactly.
[4:03] Speaker 5: It's not a script.
[4:04] Speaker 13: This whole idea that God writes on a piece of
[4:05] Speaker 13: paper what you and I are going to do tomorrow
[4:07] Speaker 13: locks in a bank vault and and then you and
[4:08] Speaker 13: I have to do what's written on the paper.
[4:10] Speaker 3: That's determinism. That's fatalism. No, no, no, no.
[4:13] Speaker 13: No, we're human beings created in the image of God,
[4:15] Speaker 13: which means God partially limits his power by giving us
[4:19] Speaker 13: a free will, and then we choose what we do.
[4:22] Speaker 3: But God does hold us.
[4:23] Speaker 13: Responsible, and that's why I love what you pointed out
[4:25] Speaker 13: about the importance of responsibility. But you know, Logan, you
[4:28] Speaker 13: and Jesus are, I think, a little closer than you
[4:30] Speaker 13: might realize. When you talk about justice.
[4:32] Speaker 6: That's going to get clipped up, man.
[4:33] Speaker 1: Okay? That was... Justice.
[4:35] Speaker 6: That's going everywhere.
[4:37] Speaker 13: The reason is, the reason is, why did Christ die
[4:40] Speaker 13: on a cross? He didn't die on a cross because
[4:42] Speaker 13: God is lovey-dovey. He died on a cross because God
[4:45] Speaker 13: is just. And because God is just, the penalty for
[4:49] Speaker 13: evil is death and hell. And Christ went to the cross,
[4:52] Speaker 13: paid that penalty.
[4:53] Speaker 1: Why?
[4:54] Speaker 3: Because God's lovey-dovey?
[4:55] Speaker 1: No.
[4:56] Speaker 13: Because God is just. The penalty for human evil must
[5:00] Speaker 13: be paid. Oh, that's not cool, that's not cool. Oh,
[5:03] Speaker 13: that's very cool. I understand you're an expectant father. Little
[5:07] Speaker 13: baby coming into the world? Your mom was bragging to
[5:09] Speaker 13: me about it. Sounds good.
[5:11] Speaker 3: All right, Logan. Now let's talk theoretically. Let's say somebody
[5:16] Speaker 3: is that little baby.
[5:17] Speaker 6: God damn it, Cliff! I didn't even get a chance
[5:20] Speaker 6: to do anything.
[5:21] Speaker 3: I didn't even make one video. Good response, Logan.
[5:25] Speaker 6: Horrific. I wasn't expecting this.
[5:28] Speaker 1: All right. Good response.
[5:30] Speaker 3: That's the hook.
[5:31] Speaker 6: Sorry, Grandma. Sorry, Ma.
[5:33] Speaker 3: She didn't make it.
[5:35] Speaker 6: Damn, dude.
[5:36] Speaker 1: Okay, I love your response. Why?
[5:39] Speaker 13: Because you know very well that if the police or
[5:42] Speaker 13: the judge lets that dude off scot-free, your baby does
[5:46] Speaker 13: not matter. Now, what's fascinating is the way so many
[5:50] Speaker 13: secular people will say, well, God's just love, so there's.
[5:53] Speaker 3: Going to be no judgment.
[5:54] Speaker 1: Really?
[5:54] Speaker 14: Really?
[5:55] Speaker 13: So God doesn't judge the guy who murders my child.
[5:59] Speaker 13: That's a clear statement on God's part. Your child, Cliff,
[6:02] Speaker 13: does not matter to me. Therefore, I will not judge
[6:05] Speaker 13: the guy who murdered your kid. Well, let's get one
[6:08] Speaker 13: thing straight. God doesn't care about your kid. Your kid
[6:12] Speaker 13: does not matter to God. And that's a lie. Jesus said, no,
[6:16] Speaker 13: God does care about every single one of us, which
[6:18] Speaker 13: is why when we hurt each other, when we f * * *
[6:20] Speaker 13: each other, when we cut each other off at the knees,
[6:23] Speaker 13: God cares. will judge us for that because he loves
[6:27] Speaker 13: us because we matter to him.
[6:32] Speaker 12: We did launch Lunchly today. We actually just did it.
[6:35] Speaker 12: If you guys saw on Instagram Live, probably the best
[6:37] Speaker 12: quality live stream.
[6:38] Speaker 6: I think you might have tried to see it on live.
[6:42] Speaker 11: Yes.
[6:43] Speaker 14: They don't know we launched it because the live stream
[6:45] Speaker 14: was grainy and laggy. And for some reason, if you
[6:48] Speaker 14: go live with multiple Instagram accounts in the same vicinity,
[6:52] Speaker 14: it just goes to hell.
[6:54] Speaker 1: It was.
[6:55] Speaker 3: It was pretty interesting.
[6:55] Speaker 6: Plus, we blew it.
[6:56] Speaker 1: Yeah, we really did.
[6:57] Speaker 3: What do you mean?
[6:58] Speaker 12: We had a week-long build-up. We're saying it's going to
[7:00] Speaker 12: be the biggest announcement ever. Shit comes out in 240p.
[7:03] Speaker 12: We should just post it on Instagram.
[7:06] Speaker 14: We're like, oh, the two largest creator brands are coming together.
[7:10] Speaker 6: All this.
[7:11] Speaker 3: We got everything. Just building up to it.
[7:14] Speaker 12: I also think people are confused about what the product is.
[7:16] Speaker 12: They're like, wait, so it's just Prime and Feastables and Lunchables?
[7:21] Speaker 1: No. No.
[7:23] Speaker 3: It's Prime and Feastables... In a lunchly.
[7:25] Speaker 8: In a lunchly.
[7:27] Speaker 6: I mean, that's what it is.
[7:30] Speaker 12: But yeah, we decided to come together, put the fastest
[7:33] Speaker 12: growing beverage in history, the fastest growing snack candy in history,
[7:38] Speaker 12: Feastables meets Prime meets an entree.
[7:41] Speaker 3: So we have three lunchly meals here. Oh, you're just
[7:43] Speaker 3: going deep in it.
[7:44] Speaker 1: Fine, dude.
[7:45] Speaker 3: We started off. It's her podcast.
[7:46] Speaker 12: Turkey stackums, fiesta nachos, and we got a pizza. And
[7:51] Speaker 12: I'll be honest with you, boys. I'm dissatisfied with the lunch.
[7:55] Speaker 12: I'm dissatisfied with it.
[7:56] Speaker 6: Well, you know what?
[7:57] Speaker 15: I think with the Prime launch, it went so well
[8:00] Speaker 15: that this one had to go wrong.
[8:03] Speaker 14: For them watching, you really should play a clip of
[8:05] Speaker 14: the grainy live stream. That's not like a 1940s TV.
[8:09] Speaker 14: That was us attempting to go live on Instagram.
[8:12] Speaker 12: Horrible i saw a screenshot on twitter of it and
[8:15] Speaker 12: i go i can't believe we did this yeah like
[8:17] Speaker 12: like we spent so long we spent eight months making
[8:20] Speaker 12: sure everything is perfect and the one thing the three
[8:23] Speaker 12: internet kids don't didn't get right was the internet.
[8:26] Speaker 14: Well it's funny too it's like um because i joined
[8:28] Speaker 14: the live stream it was like the uh logan and
[8:31] Speaker 14: then ksi joined on his instagram and then i was
[8:32] Speaker 14: going to join via surprise and the viewership's climbing and
[8:35] Speaker 14: climbing and climbing and then i'm like oh, Logan's really lagging.
[8:38] Speaker 14: And all the comments are like, why is Logan lagging?
[8:40] Speaker 14: And I just see like 10,000 people stop watching. And
[8:43] Speaker 14: then another 10,000, another 20,000, another 30,000. And all of
[8:47] Speaker 14: a sudden, like 100,000 viewers drop. And I'm like, oh, wait,
[8:50] Speaker 14: this isn't just my internet. Like this, everyone's seeing it.
[8:53] Speaker 14: And then Logan's like, come on in, Jimmy. And on
[8:56] Speaker 14: the live stream, I just hear, and I'm like, was
[8:59] Speaker 14: that my cue?
[9:00] Speaker 12: My fiance texted me and said, your live stream is
[9:03] Speaker 12: sending me into labor.
[9:04] Speaker 6: Right? Congratulations on your child.
[9:10] Speaker 1: Thank you.
[9:10] Speaker 3: It's incredible.
[9:11] Speaker 6: You somehow surpassed me in age with one simple deed.
[9:14] Speaker 6: You're older than me now.
[9:15] Speaker 1: Insane.
[9:16] Speaker 3: Did you see the clip of me talking about being
[9:17] Speaker 3: a dad? Five years ago, I called it. Did you
[9:20] Speaker 3: see it?
[9:20] Speaker 6: Oh, yeah. You said in five years, I'm going to
[9:23] Speaker 6: have a kid.
[9:23] Speaker 3: Not just that.
[9:24] Speaker 6: I don't know if I'll be married, but I'm going
[9:26] Speaker 6: to have a kid.
[9:26] Speaker 3: That's exactly.
[9:27] Speaker 12: And at age 29, I said, I want a quaint life,
[9:30] Speaker 12: beautiful woman, beautiful daughter.
[9:31] Speaker 3: I want a family. And guess what you said in
[9:35] Speaker 3: the clip? It's not going to happen. You said, I
[9:36] Speaker 3: just don't see it. You said, I don't see it.
[9:38] Speaker 6: Well, I don't see any. I have no vision. Like
[9:41] Speaker 6: I can see physically, but I don't strategize. Like you
[9:45] Speaker 6: have no idea. If I told you what I did
[9:46] Speaker 6: over the past week, you wouldn't believe it.
[9:48] Speaker 1: Go ahead, baby.
[9:49] Speaker 3: Okay, Michael.
[9:53] Speaker 12: I am not sure if I'm my best self at
[9:55] Speaker 12: the moment because I'm pretty tired, which is why I'm
[9:58] Speaker 12: drinking this.
[9:59] Speaker 6: Zoom in. Just make an end.
[10:02] Speaker 12: Dream Prop Prime Energy, which is 18 plus. Just make
[10:05] Speaker 12: an end. No, but everyone told me about being tired.
[10:10] Speaker 12: And I thought back to my early vlog days, daily vlogs,
[10:14] Speaker 12: early 20s. Dude, I'd sleep four to six hours a
[10:17] Speaker 12: night every night for 20s. a year straight and I
[10:19] Speaker 12: was fine. I can't really move like that at 29, man.
[10:24] Speaker 12: I need my sleep.
[10:26] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[10:26] Speaker 3: I need my sleep.
[10:27] Speaker 12: And, um, yeah, my, my, my baby, my beautiful baby girl,
[10:31] Speaker 12: Esme is a night owl who, um, we're still figuring
[10:35] Speaker 12: out because she's still figuring out everything. Like you, you
[10:38] Speaker 12: like logic doesn't apply to a baby. You can't be like,
[10:42] Speaker 12: what do you mean?
[10:43] Speaker 1: It's 2am.
[10:44] Speaker 3: Like go to sleep. You've been up for three hours
[10:45] Speaker 3: and we tried everything. It doesn't matter. She's, She wants
[10:48] Speaker 3: to fuss. She's going to fuss.
[10:50] Speaker 6: I mean, at what age does any semblance of consciousness
[10:53] Speaker 6: even begin?
[10:54] Speaker 3: I don't know.
[10:55] Speaker 6: What does she know about the world right now? Imagine
[10:58] Speaker 6: you're like, oh, I think she has gas, right? I'm
[11:00] Speaker 6: sure that's one of the things, right? Okay, just blow
[11:02] Speaker 6: a tooth. She doesn't even know that she's a human.
[11:07] Speaker 6: She doesn't even know that she exists. Does that make sense?
[11:09] Speaker 3: The only thing she knows is I'm hungry. I'm hungry.
[11:14] Speaker 3: That's all.
[11:15] Speaker 12: And when she's in pain, she wails. And the gas
[11:18] Speaker 12: thing is interesting. I can, dude, I mean, I guess
[11:21] Speaker 12: this is the podcast, but I could do a full
[11:23] Speaker 12: deep dive on the birth, parenthood, the responsibility and hardship
[11:27] Speaker 12: of the mother from the beginning of the pregnancy. Like, man,
[11:31] Speaker 12: people do not talk about how hard it is for
[11:35] Speaker 12: women during pregnancy.
[11:37] Speaker 3: Not even just during.
[11:38] Speaker 6: During, after pregnancy. Well, I'm sure somebody talks about that.
[11:45] Speaker 6: Because they're clearly not talking about how hard it is
[11:47] Speaker 6: for the man. You don't have to do shit. You
[11:50] Speaker 6: just have to keep pissing people off with snacks.
[11:53] Speaker 12: I'm doing stuff now besides the pissing off, the snack
[11:56] Speaker 12: pissing off. Because I see Nina breaking her back for
[12:02] Speaker 12: 10 months, making sure this baby is the healthiest child
[12:06] Speaker 12: that could possibly be.
[12:07] Speaker 3: Like, bro, I'm traveling the world. I'm drinking.
[12:10] Speaker 6: I'm partying.
[12:10] Speaker 3: I'm not, you know, I'm, I'm, I'm living my life.
[12:13] Speaker 3: My life hasn't been altered.
[12:14] Speaker 12: She has devoted every second of her life for 10
[12:17] Speaker 12: months to this being.
[12:18] Speaker 3: And now that it's here, it's not over.
[12:21] Speaker 12: Welcome to the fourth trimester, the hardest trimester life where
[12:25] Speaker 12: now her body is still owed to this baby and
[12:28] Speaker 12: that she has to feed the baby.
[12:30] Speaker 3: We obviously take care of it.
[12:32] Speaker 12: And, and, and everyone told me before I had this baby,
[12:36] Speaker 12: they're like, this is going to be the best thing
[12:39] Speaker 12: that's ever happened to you. You think you've had a life,
[12:42] Speaker 12: but it really starts now. It's the most life, like,
[12:46] Speaker 12: you know, these superlatives that I was like, I like, I.
[12:50] Speaker 6: Hear your whole life's going to change in an instant.
[12:52] Speaker 16: Yeah.
[12:52] Speaker 12: But yeah, but like, you know, I, you know, I
[12:54] Speaker 12: was the United States champion.
[12:55] Speaker 3: So like, it was, you.
[12:57] Speaker 12: Know, that's a fucking joke, a shitty joke.
[13:02] Speaker 3: But, but I, you don't understand it until it happens.
[13:07] Speaker 12: And as someone who lives in the realm of like
[13:09] Speaker 12: possibility and I visualize, I manifest, I was trying to
[13:13] Speaker 12: like really like let that feeling sink in when people
[13:17] Speaker 12: told me because everybody was saying the same thing. For
[13:20] Speaker 12: the first time, everyone's saying the same thing. It's the
[13:22] Speaker 12: greatest thing you'll ever do. And I'm literally like, damn,
[13:28] Speaker 12: I've done some cool stuff, but this is so hard
[13:31] Speaker 12: to imagine, Mikey, within- four minutes of this child being born.
[13:37] Speaker 12: And I looked her in the eyes and saw who
[13:41] Speaker 12: I'm not, I gotta, I gotta keep it together here,
[13:42] Speaker 12: but just saw how, how precious she was and how,
[13:46] Speaker 12: how much she's relying on me and her mother who,
[13:49] Speaker 12: who is sacrificing her life to make sure that everything
[13:52] Speaker 12: goes right with this baby. I felt a love, an
[13:56] Speaker 12: endless infinite love instantaneously that I've never felt in my life.
[14:02] Speaker 12: I love two women in my life, you know, Nina
[14:05] Speaker 12: and my mom, all of a sudden there's a third
[14:07] Speaker 12: little woman here who instantaneously has my entire soul. She
[14:13] Speaker 12: has my heart. She's, she's, she's lit my being on
[14:17] Speaker 12: fire and I would do anything for her. And, and so, yes,
[14:21] Speaker 12: I'm sitting here.
[14:22] Speaker 3: I'm a little tired. We haven't been sleeping much.
[14:24] Speaker 12: And, and, All of this is new to me like
[14:28] Speaker 12: it's new to her. We're talking to this baby like,
[14:30] Speaker 12: we're going to figure this out.
[14:31] Speaker 3: Us too, by the way. Because they don't tell you anything.
[14:34] Speaker 3: No one prepares you for parenthood.
[14:36] Speaker 6: Do you think it has something to do with the
[14:37] Speaker 6: fact that 21 billion people have done it already? And
[14:41] Speaker 6: they're just like, well, you'll figure it out.
[14:43] Speaker 3: So yes. And also, that fact alone really comforts me
[14:48] Speaker 3: and Nina.
[14:49] Speaker 1: Yeah. Because.
[14:51] Speaker 12: I recognize that like everyone else has done it. Like
[14:53] Speaker 12: it can't be that hard.
[14:54] Speaker 3: It fucking is.
[14:56] Speaker 12: It's extremely hard, but you figure it out. And what
[14:58] Speaker 12: no one tells you is, although it is extremely hard
[15:00] Speaker 12: and it is extremely rewarding, you would do anything for
[15:04] Speaker 12: this little girl. So it's all, it's all worth it. And,
[15:07] Speaker 12: and I'll lose as much sleep as I need to,
[15:10] Speaker 12: to make sure that, uh, She's as healthy as she
[15:13] Speaker 12: can be, and she gets whatever she needs from us.
[15:16] Speaker 6: Okay. There's a million questions I could ask. First and foremost,
[15:22] Speaker 6: would you now put September 26th at the great as
[15:29] Speaker 6: the greatest day of your life?
[15:30] Speaker 1: No.
[15:32] Speaker 6: And by the way, if you're serious, that's also fine.
[15:34] Speaker 3: I'm serious.
[15:35] Speaker 6: What was the greatest day.
[15:36] Speaker 3: Of your life? The day me and Nina got engaged.
[15:38] Speaker 5: Engaged?
[15:39] Speaker 1: Engaged, yeah. Yeah.
[15:41] Speaker 6: Got it.
[15:42] Speaker 1: Sorry.
[15:42] Speaker 3: Yeah, the day me and Nina got engaged.
[15:44] Speaker 6: Why is that?
[15:44] Speaker 12: Because greatest day, that's a 24-hour period. That 24-hour period
[15:50] Speaker 12: of me and Nina getting engaged from money in the bank,
[15:53] Speaker 12: flying to Lake Como, adjusting the trip, doing the proposal,
[15:58] Speaker 12: asking her dad, all of it was the greatest day ever.
[16:02] Speaker 12: The moment that Esme was born, by far the greatest
[16:06] Speaker 12: moment of my life. That moment of birth was.
[16:10] Speaker 3: And by the way, that.
[16:11] Speaker 12: Experience and seeing it go down is so fucking beautiful.
[16:16] Speaker 3: It was, I mean, there's no words to describe the
[16:22] Speaker 3: miracle of life. I saw it.
[16:24] Speaker 12: I think it's probably the most magical thing our species
[16:30] Speaker 12: is capable of. And so turn my attention to Nina
[16:33] Speaker 12: and our doctor was a pro, Mike. a pro got
[16:36] Speaker 12: the baby out, plopped her down on Nina and like, Oh,
[16:39] Speaker 12: I'm going to get emotional.
[16:40] Speaker 3: But like.
[16:43] Speaker 12: Watching Nina's motherhood activate, like, like in an instant, dude
[16:48] Speaker 12: was so fucking cool because it's the reason I chose
[16:50] Speaker 12: her as my fiance, because I knew she was going
[16:53] Speaker 12: to be such a good mom and fuck.
[17:00] Speaker 6: I didn't want to do that, bro.
[17:02] Speaker 17: I'm not.
[17:03] Speaker 6: What an incredible moment. I didn't mean to get emotional.
[17:11] Speaker 3: I'm just, you know, I'm a little tired.
[17:13] Speaker 6: Yeah, that happens to me too. When I get super tired,
[17:15] Speaker 6: it heightens my emotions. But it's also okay, man. Why
[17:18] Speaker 6: don't you stay over here and cry on camera?
[17:19] Speaker 3: Plus, bro, people meme it.
[17:21] Speaker 6: That's fine. They're going to meme you anyways. Everybody already hates.
[17:23] Speaker 6: That's the thing about you. You can do anything you
[17:24] Speaker 6: want because no one likes you anyways.
[17:26] Speaker 1: You're right.
[17:30] Speaker 6: But you should try to maybe roast both of us.
[17:34] Speaker 6: And you can literally go all out. And we're not
[17:38] Speaker 6: even going to re-roast a bit.
[17:39] Speaker 3: No, I'm not going to re-roast. See if you can roast.
[17:45] Speaker 4: Who wants to do it?
[17:46] Speaker 6: Start with Logan.
[17:47] Speaker 3: Roast me first.
[17:48] Speaker 4: You have a controversial reputation.
[17:52] Speaker 6: For sure.
[17:55] Speaker 4: Your book is self-published. But I like mine.
[18:02] Speaker 1: Yo, you have it in you. You have it in you.
[18:05] Speaker 3: You can definitely do it, bro. Holy shit.
[18:07] Speaker 6: Yeah, you can do it. It's because he's just so
[18:12] Speaker 6: matter-of-fact about it.
[18:13] Speaker 4: It makes me uncomfortable, though.
[18:15] Speaker 3: I feel that.
[18:17] Speaker 6: Sorry, I have to say this. Is there any chance
[18:19] Speaker 6: we could just do one more round?
[18:21] Speaker 1: Sure.
[18:22] Speaker 6: Okay, so start with Logan.
[18:24] Speaker 1: Okay.
[18:27] Speaker 4: Where do you want.
[18:28] Speaker 1: Me to go with it?
[18:29] Speaker 3: Anywhere you want.
[18:32] Speaker 4: Do you like the last one?
[18:33] Speaker 18: I do, yes.
[18:34] Speaker 3: It was fire. There's nothing you can say that I
[18:37] Speaker 3: have not heard or that will offend me.
[18:38] Speaker 4: Well, the obvious thing is just to say like Japan.
[18:41] Speaker 8: What about it?
[18:42] Speaker 4: The suicide force.
[18:43] Speaker 1: Yeah. What about it?
[18:46] Speaker 4: You said you lost a lot of boxing matches.
[18:52] Speaker 12: You're just saying stuff that's happened.
[18:54] Speaker 6: No, let him. He's building on it.
[18:55] Speaker 3: Oh, no.
[18:56] Speaker 1: I don't know.
[18:57] Speaker 4: I'm just trying to say things that are negative.
[19:00] Speaker 6: Yeah, that was good. The first one was better, I
[19:02] Speaker 6: would say, because it was just more succinct.
[19:05] Speaker 4: Should I do a second roast on you?
[19:06] Speaker 1: Oh, yes. Okay.
[19:10] Speaker 4: Where should I go with it?
[19:13] Speaker 6: Pretty much anywhere you want.
[19:15] Speaker 3: He used to date a big porn star.
[19:18] Speaker 5: Maybe there's something there.
[19:19] Speaker 4: Are you insecure about that?
[19:22] Speaker 19: Because I feel like you're supposed to go for an
[19:24] Speaker 19: insecurity or something. Because that's not inherently negative.
[19:28] Speaker 3: Maybe like.
[19:30] Speaker 6: It's hard for me to tell you how to roast me.
[19:34] Speaker 1: True, true.
[19:35] Speaker 4: How should I roast you?
[19:36] Speaker 6: How about just go for something apparent right now that
[19:38] Speaker 6: you can see.
[19:41] Speaker 4: Weird hat.
[19:42] Speaker 6: You got roasted, fam.
[19:44] Speaker 3: Okay, okay.
[19:44] Speaker 6: You're cooked.
[19:45] Speaker 4: You're cooked.
[19:46] Speaker 6: You ain't never coming back from that one. And then
[19:48] Speaker 6: this is.
[19:50] Speaker 19: buddy And then I'll say like backwards hats are out
[19:53] Speaker 19: of style.
[19:54] Speaker 6: Is that true?
[19:54] Speaker 3: It's not even true.
[19:55] Speaker 4: I don't know but I'm just trying to like It's.
[19:57] Speaker 6: Good With all of the attention around the rollout, I
[20:04] Speaker 6: don't know if enough attention was given to the song itself.
[20:07] Speaker 6: So I do want to ask you about some of
[20:08] Speaker 6: these lyrics. I don't know nothing about no ice. I'm
[20:11] Speaker 6: just cold. Have you thought about maybe putting on another
[20:13] Speaker 6: layer of clothing? Fuck you, bro. They know me where
[20:24] Speaker 6: it snows. I skied in and they froze. Are you
[20:26] Speaker 6: actually able to ski? I can't. I snowplow. But that counts.
[20:35] Speaker 6: That does count as skiing, right? No. No, it does.
[20:40] Speaker 6: It does.
[20:41] Speaker 3: You mean you like shovel your driveway?
[20:43] Speaker 6: No, as in like.
[20:45] Speaker 15: Pizza. Pizza, yeah. I pizza down like reds.
[20:51] Speaker 6: Reds? I've done that before. Terrifying, terrible idea. Is that
[20:54] Speaker 6: in Europe? Is it reds, not greens? I don't know.
[20:57] Speaker 3: I think the scale is the same. Reds.
[20:59] Speaker 6: Is that like kilometers? No, what? No, it isn't like
[21:01] Speaker 6: how steep it is. It's green. In the States, it's green.
[21:05] Speaker 3: A black diamond if you're getting real serious.
[21:08] Speaker 6: Black diamond? What is a black? There's red, there's blue.
[21:12] Speaker 6: That's racist. Highway to heaven, I'm just cruising by my lone.
[21:17] Speaker 6: What about the sidemen? That's trippy verse. Well, he doesn't
[21:23] Speaker 6: like the Sidemen? I mean, he does.
[21:27] Speaker 1: I don't know.
[21:27] Speaker 6: I don't know if he knows who they are. By
[21:30] Speaker 6: faith in God, mind, and the Son, I'm about to sow?
[21:33] Speaker 6: Is that Trippie's verse? That's also Trippie's verse. What is
[21:35] Speaker 6: he going to sow?
[21:37] Speaker 3: Ask him about the line.
[21:39] Speaker 6: I don't know. It's Trippie. The line.
[21:41] Speaker 3: The line, bro, that really made its viral debut.
[21:44] Speaker 1: Okay.
[21:51] Speaker 6: Oh, from the screen to the ring to the pen
[21:54] Speaker 6: to the king. Where's my crown? That's my bling. There's
[21:57] Speaker 6: always drama when I ring. What comments do you have
[22:02] Speaker 6: about that statement? Well, it's about my life.
[22:07] Speaker 15: And then, you know, there's always drama, you know, when
[22:11] Speaker 15: I call in.
[22:13] Speaker 6: I mean, I create a load of drama. You know,
[22:16] Speaker 6: with Dan, TDM, and Lunchley.
[22:19] Speaker 12: Dude, it's... I have to say, bro, fucking Dan TDM
[22:24] Speaker 12: put out one tweet.
[22:26] Speaker 6: The dude said one thing. He gave the biggest series ever.
[22:32] Speaker 6: He said one stupid thing. And we're still talking about him.
[22:35] Speaker 3: He's a legend.
[22:36] Speaker 6: He's a bro.
[22:37] Speaker 15: Bro, I'm going to beat this horse, even though it's dead.
[22:42] Speaker 6: I don't give a fuck. Yo, do you want to
[22:48] Speaker 6: know what happened between us? We had gotten a huge
[22:52] Speaker 6: fight at Office Max. You know Office Max? Yeah, of course.
[22:56] Speaker 1: I love Office Max.
[22:57] Speaker 6: There was one gray bag.
[22:58] Speaker 10: Bro, just please don't talk about this.
[23:00] Speaker 6: No, I'm talking about it.
[23:01] Speaker 10: I don't think this is that interesting of a story.
[23:03] Speaker 6: It might not be, but it was enough to make
[23:05] Speaker 6: me not want to work with you, to be honest.
[23:07] Speaker 6: And also, I want to let you know the lawsuit
[23:09] Speaker 6: that you currently have pending against me in Delaware. If
[23:12] Speaker 6: you think that my guys from Omaha aren't going to
[23:14] Speaker 6: handle that like fucking a cakewalk, you're mistaken, dude.
[23:17] Speaker 16: Whatever I'm just telling you right now we'll let the
[23:19] Speaker 16: courts deal with this okay.
[23:21] Speaker 6: But enjoy your little bowl cut now because the next
[23:23] Speaker 6: time you get your hair cut it's gonna be by
[23:25] Speaker 6: a fucking homeless person.
[23:27] Speaker 16: Alright stop stop it's home displaced use the fucking right
[23:30] Speaker 16: I'm not gonna use your terms it's not my turn.
[23:33] Speaker 6: Cause this is what you did with the deal it
[23:34] Speaker 6: was all about your terms and you still do it
[23:36] Speaker 6: right now it's the same shit you're doing.
[23:38] Speaker 16: Right now bro I this is a basic formality of
[23:40] Speaker 16: respect you guys should probably figure this out after the
[23:42] Speaker 16: show let's not do this now let's not bring this
[23:44] Speaker 16: up now no one wants to hear the office.
[23:45] Speaker 6: Can I say something what.
[23:49] Speaker 10: What do you have a speech written?
[23:53] Speaker 3: What do you want to say, Mike? Yeah, you can
[23:54] Speaker 3: say something. It's a podcast. You can say something.
[23:57] Speaker 6: We've had some issues.
[23:59] Speaker 10: You wrote a fucking love letter?
[24:01] Speaker 6: We've had some issues. Yeah, we have. You look at you.
[24:04] Speaker 3: You look like a fucking idiot right now.
[24:07] Speaker 16: All these cameras and you're gonna waste the fucking air
[24:09] Speaker 16: for this we're gonna deal with this in a fucking
[24:11] Speaker 16: courtroom in Omaha in four weeks let's not do it now.
[24:14] Speaker 6: Why don't we skip the legal fees and you listen
[24:15] Speaker 6: to what I have to say you fucking.
[24:16] Speaker 10: Because I'd rather let Jeremiah Jeffrey handle.
[24:19] Speaker 6: This shit I hope your Rapunzel hair gets ripped off
[24:22] Speaker 6: your head listen to me we've had some issues I
[24:25] Speaker 6: hope your plugs fall out have you Do you have
[24:28] Speaker 6: to deal with Jeremiah Jeffries? Yes, he's a fucking loser.
[24:31] Speaker 16: He's a menace, bro.
[24:32] Speaker 6: He's an attorney at law, brother. He'll be disbarred after this.
[24:35] Speaker 10: He's not getting disbarred.
[24:36] Speaker 6: He's the next Harvey Weinstein.
[24:38] Speaker 3: All right.
[24:38] Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
[24:39] Speaker 3: Bro, don't throw those two names.
[24:40] Speaker 16: Don't throw Jeremiah Jeffries and the Weinstein in the same thing.
[24:43] Speaker 6: Do you want to listen to this?
[24:44] Speaker 17: No, I don't.
[24:45] Speaker 6: This could be our way out. This could be our
[24:47] Speaker 6: way out. before we even hit a corner.
[24:48] Speaker 16: No one wants to watch a podcast of two dudes
[24:50] Speaker 16: fighting the whole time while it's Logan's show.
[24:53] Speaker 8: It's his big day. We're not fighting.
[24:54] Speaker 6: I'm trying to squash the beef. It's not as big.
[24:57] Speaker 10: Can you not yell or I'm going to walk?
[24:59] Speaker 1: Whoa.
[25:00] Speaker 10: I can't do this.
[25:01] Speaker 3: This is what happened.
[25:02] Speaker 10: Can you imagine working with this guy?
[25:06] Speaker 3: I can't even say it with a straight face.
[25:07] Speaker 8: Look at him, bro.
[25:09] Speaker 3: He's something off. There's something off.
[25:11] Speaker 16: That's all I'm going to say.
[25:12] Speaker 3: It's coming from a guy who looks like this.
[25:13] Speaker 16: I'm having flashbacks to the last time.
[25:16] Speaker 3: We did this fucking interview.
[25:17] Speaker 6: Yeah, you did walk out.
[25:18] Speaker 10: I walked out. I'm about to do it again.
[25:20] Speaker 3: You said... Look at this guy.
[25:23] Speaker 6: What are you?
[25:23] Speaker 10: Are you an actor now? Marlon Brando over here.
[25:27] Speaker 3: What are you going to do?
[25:28] Speaker 6: The gender reveal is not the big day.
[25:30] Speaker 10: First of all, I'm not calling it a gender reveal.
[25:32] Speaker 10: He told me I agreed to do it if we
[25:34] Speaker 10: didn't call it that.
[25:34] Speaker 6: What are we calling it? A reveal?
[25:36] Speaker 3: It's a sex party.
[25:39] Speaker 16: That was the name we... And I also said it
[25:41] Speaker 16: works as we could call it a baby sex party.
[25:43] Speaker 16: Those were the two options. Gender reveal is not politically correct.
[25:47] Speaker 6: What baby sex party is? Are you fucking stupid?
[25:51] Speaker 3: It sounded better on paper.
[25:54] Speaker 6: I'm being represented by R.B.
[25:55] Speaker 1: Weinstein.
[25:55] Speaker 6: Now it all makes sense.
[25:57] Speaker 16: By theory, it made sense at the time when I
[26:00] Speaker 16: was writing down a.
[26:01] Speaker 3: List of names.
[26:01] Speaker 6: God dang, bro.
[26:03] Speaker 16: We talked about it yesterday. We're not calling it baby
[26:05] Speaker 16: sex party, just sex party.
[26:06] Speaker 2: That's it.
[26:08] Speaker 6: Can I read you this?
[26:09] Speaker 16: No, you cannot because we've moved on to the next thing.
[26:11] Speaker 16: Let's talk about the sex party.
[26:12] Speaker 6: Can I see it? No.
[26:14] Speaker 1: You want to read it?
[26:14] Speaker 3: Can you make it fast?
[26:15] Speaker 10: Can we wrap it up? Because there's a lot more
[26:17] Speaker 10: important things.
[26:17] Speaker 6: No, now it's too much. No, I want to know.
[26:19] Speaker 1: Come on.
[26:19] Speaker 6: You're a good writer.
[26:20] Speaker 3: Let me guess what.
[26:21] Speaker 16: Oh, you want to complain about me on camera while
[26:23] Speaker 16: there's 16 cameras here.
[26:24] Speaker 10: And bro, let's not give him mine.
[26:26] Speaker 3: You've got your little.
[26:26] Speaker 16: Rinky dink camera somewhere in this audience here, which is
[26:29] Speaker 16: going to be at your disposal of the edit.
[26:31] Speaker 10: At least I know that the show me and Logan
[26:33] Speaker 10: are making. Can we talk about this? Does he know?
[26:35] Speaker 6: Yeah, he knows.
[26:36] Speaker 16: The show me and Logan are making for HBO. They
[26:42] Speaker 16: get final edit on that shit so we're gonna make
[26:43] Speaker 16: you look like a buffoon and you're a little rinky
[26:46] Speaker 16: dink vlog camera.
[26:47] Speaker 6: You can edit to whatever you want. What do you
[26:49] Speaker 6: have a problem with the startup company? He's not even.
[26:52] Speaker 13: Filming now, dude.
[26:53] Speaker 3: The guy's not even filming.
[26:53] Speaker 6: Because he's taking a break. I can only pay him
[26:55] Speaker 6: to do three hours a week and he's only about
[26:57] Speaker 6: to go over. I can't pay him overtime, Oliver. I'm
[26:59] Speaker 6: sorry I don't have this kind of money you do
[27:00] Speaker 6: from world tours.
[27:01] Speaker 16: There's a thing called the union now, Mike. If you
[27:04] Speaker 16: really cared about him, you would have him on union scale.
[27:07] Speaker 16: Clearly this is a non-union shoot, dude.
[27:10] Speaker 6: He's not going to live at Union Square, bro.
[27:13] Speaker 16: Is he wearing a fucking prime shirt? He's on Logan's payroll.
[27:18] Speaker 16: You're on Logan's payroll too, so stop right there.
[27:20] Speaker 6: Dude, I read your net worth on Google.
[27:23] Speaker 10: I'm a self-made millionaire, okay?
[27:26] Speaker 6: You rode H3' s dick to get there.
[27:28] Speaker 10: You're the guy who shows up on his podcast, bro.
[27:31] Speaker 6: You showed up on his podcast.
[27:32] Speaker 10: You're best friends.
[27:35] Speaker 6: I'm a neutral guy.
[27:36] Speaker 3: I come in. I'm just, I'm friends of Logan's.
[27:38] Speaker 10: I'm a friend of the family.
[27:40] Speaker 1: Oh, family?
[27:41] Speaker 6: You say that the same way you call H3 family,
[27:43] Speaker 6: but look how you treat him.
[27:44] Speaker 10: Bro, I've been a part of the H3 family from
[27:46] Speaker 10: the beginning.
[27:46] Speaker 6: Well, then why do you treat him like a piece
[27:48] Speaker 6: of shit? Who? You can't just change the subject.
[27:51] Speaker 10: Change who? Treat who?
[27:52] Speaker 3: Like what? You fucking owl.
[27:54] Speaker 1: Who?
[27:54] Speaker 3: Who?
[27:56] Speaker 6: Can I read this?
[27:57] Speaker 3: What? You're a Wolf of Wall Street movie buff now?
[27:59] Speaker 8: Keep moving.
[28:00] Speaker 3: What's the next topic?
[28:02] Speaker 6: Can I read this to you? Yeah, please.
[28:04] Speaker 10: Get it over with, Lee.
[28:05] Speaker 3: Shut the fuck up.
[28:06] Speaker 16: This is the boringest podcast ever. These guys got to
[28:11] Speaker 16: read a love letter.
[28:12] Speaker 3: This is challenging.
[28:14] Speaker 10: And this guy's killing it, by the way. Bossy is
[28:16] Speaker 10: the man. I just call him Boss for short.
[28:19] Speaker 3: I can see all right go wrap it up.
[28:21] Speaker 21: You have so much hair on your face right now
[28:24] Speaker 21: you look like i give a fuck dude i've been
[28:27] Speaker 21: wearing the same pair of underwear for five days bro
[28:30] Speaker 21: in brazil they tell me you can wear underwear four
[28:32] Speaker 21: ways you can wear you can turn it around you
[28:34] Speaker 21: can flip it inside out and turn it around again okay.
[28:37] Speaker 16: I'm beyond that now i'm at day five okay so
[28:40] Speaker 16: it's already i'm back to where it was and then
[28:42] Speaker 16: once over Dude, the fucking math.
[28:44] Speaker 3: You think I give a shit about your little love letter?
[28:46] Speaker 1: All right. I'll see you.
[28:48] Speaker 3: I've seen some dark shit, bro.
[28:50] Speaker 6: I'll see you in court. I'll see you in court.
[28:52] Speaker 6: I'll see you in court.
[28:52] Speaker 1: It's fine.
[28:56] Speaker 12: I saw you just got married and you know, the
[28:58] Speaker 12: next step.
[28:59] Speaker 4: Thank you.
[29:01] Speaker 8: Also congrats.
[29:02] Speaker 9: Yeah.
[29:02] Speaker 3: But I mean, kids on the horizon, uh.
[29:05] Speaker 11: We, I feel like we've played it smart as far
[29:08] Speaker 11: as like, you know, how everything goes. We waited for
[29:12] Speaker 11: her to finish, uh, school before we got married um
[29:17] Speaker 11: she was uh before we even got engaged i had
[29:20] Speaker 11: to make sure that i was you know signed sealed
[29:22] Speaker 11: and delivered with the new contract before i was like
[29:25] Speaker 11: because we didn't know if this was going to work
[29:27] Speaker 11: out and i wasn't signed it was kind of just
[29:29] Speaker 11: like a you know based off of dates here and
[29:31] Speaker 11: there um but we want to be smart about it
[29:34] Speaker 11: so we want to be married for at least a
[29:36] Speaker 11: year see how it goes and then maybe there we'll
[29:37] Speaker 11: start talking about kids we're i mean i feel like
[29:39] Speaker 11: we're still kind of young. We're both 27. So how
[29:42] Speaker 11: does she feel about what you do? The woman's a saint, man.
[29:47] Speaker 11: Shout out, shout out to Marie.
[29:48] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[29:49] Speaker 11: She's, uh, she's honestly the best. We've been together since
[29:51] Speaker 11: we were 14.
[29:51] Speaker 1: Um, yeah.
[29:52] Speaker 11: And we're, you know, 27 now.
[29:56] Speaker 1: I love those stories.
[29:57] Speaker 11: Yeah, she's been with me through thick and thin, man.
[30:00] Speaker 11: And she's honestly, she's the best. I do what I
[30:04] Speaker 11: do on TV. And last week, who was it? When
[30:08] Speaker 11: Rhea licked my face, the first text I got from
[30:12] Speaker 11: her was, there's a tarantula in our garage.
[30:16] Speaker 14: Unrelated.
[30:16] Speaker 18: No, no.
[30:17] Speaker 3: Nothing.
[30:18] Speaker 6: So she gets it. She gets the split.
[30:20] Speaker 11: She understands the difference from like, When I'm on TV,
[30:25] Speaker 11: I'm Dirty Dom, and I come home to her, and
[30:27] Speaker 11: I'm her husband, Dominic.
[30:28] Speaker 12: Yeah, so I still don't understand, though, because if I saw, like,
[30:32] Speaker 12: my partner, like, doing the things that you're doing on TV,
[30:35] Speaker 12: and then, like, I just wouldn't be able to separate it.
[30:37] Speaker 12: And Rhea said the same thing when she came home.
[30:42] Speaker 6: When she went home.
[30:42] Speaker 11: It's been a long day.
[30:45] Speaker 3: It's been a long day. When she came on our show,
[30:48] Speaker 3: she's like, yeah, my husband, Buddy.
[30:51] Speaker 8: He gets it.
[30:52] Speaker 3: He understands the world. And she's like, it takes a
[30:54] Speaker 3: special type of person because she's even admitted that she
[30:56] Speaker 3: would get jealous.
[30:57] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[30:57] Speaker 3: She saw him do it.
[30:58] Speaker 11: But I think there's a difference, too, because I'm like,
[31:00] Speaker 11: he's in the business. He's a wrestler.
[31:02] Speaker 5: Fair.
[31:04] Speaker 3: My wife's never been in the business. Never heard of it.
[31:06] Speaker 1: Never.
[31:06] Speaker 3: Does your wife fuck with Rhea?
[31:10] Speaker 18: What do you mean?
[31:10] Speaker 6: Like, does she like her?
[31:11] Speaker 3: Do they get along?
[31:12] Speaker 11: Yeah, I think they they've only met. So Rhea came
[31:16] Speaker 11: to the wedding and it was.
[31:17] Speaker 1: Great.
[31:18] Speaker 11: We had a good time. And then the first time
[31:19] Speaker 11: she met her was actually at WrestleMania last two years
[31:23] Speaker 11: ago in LA.
[31:24] Speaker 3: Were you nervous for that interaction?
[31:26] Speaker 11: No, I was kind of curious. Like how, like, you know,
[31:31] Speaker 11: cause it's like.
[31:32] Speaker 3: Your side chick meets your main chick.
[31:33] Speaker 11: Well, it's like, you got your work wife meeting like
[31:35] Speaker 11: your wife, wife, you know? And it's like, you don't know,
[31:39] Speaker 11: like you're just, you want to know.
[31:41] Speaker 3: What's going to happen.
[31:43] Speaker 6: So much could be affected. So much is riding on it.
[31:45] Speaker 6: Your money, your home, the care of Callie.
[31:51] Speaker 11: You bring Callie up and it just changes the whole
[31:53] Speaker 11: dynamic of the situation. It has to work out here.
[31:57] Speaker 6: If you had to choose in some weird world, you
[32:01] Speaker 6: had to choose between the two, right? Actually, I'm going
[32:07] Speaker 6: to change the question. Who would you choose?
[32:08] Speaker 11: Who would I choose between? Between who?
[32:11] Speaker 6: Yeah, between your wife and your work wife.
[32:14] Speaker 1: My wife.
[32:15] Speaker 6: Okay.
[32:16] Speaker 1: Okay.
[32:17] Speaker 6: What? I just wanted to hear you say it.
[32:20] Speaker 11: I thought you were going to ask between Callie and
[32:22] Speaker 11: my wife.
[32:23] Speaker 6: But I changed it because I saw a saucy clip
[32:27] Speaker 6: and it just didn't, it didn't pon out.
[32:33] Speaker 11: I mean, if you want the clickbait, yeah, the work wife.
[32:36] Speaker 8: Whoa, AI.
[32:38] Speaker 6: Spin it up, baby.
[32:39] Speaker 1: Take it away, blogs.
[32:40] Speaker 6: Damn, Maria's pissed.
[32:42] Speaker 11: Internet, do your job.
[32:43] Speaker 1: Do your thing, dude.
[32:44] Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just crazy, man. It's crazy to see. Because
[32:48] Speaker 3: Rhea's definitely, I don't know, bro.
[32:50] Speaker 1: I don't know.
[32:50] Speaker 3: Even the way I see Liv interacting with you sometimes.
[32:55] Speaker 11: Yeah, that's just a whole other situation. That's just like
[32:57] Speaker 11: a whole other, what is it, can of worms?
[33:01] Speaker 8: Yeah, I guess it is.
[33:02] Speaker 3: You are in a love triangle, brother. Yeah, it's.
[33:05] Speaker 11: It's good to be me.
[33:09] Speaker 3: Yo, it's not even a love. You're in a love square.
[33:11] Speaker 11: Is it square?
[33:12] Speaker 6: Yeah, because you got that wife as well.
[33:15] Speaker 11: Oh, you're very right.
[33:20] Speaker 4: Is that caffeinated?
[33:22] Speaker 3: Primal hydration is not caffeinated.
[33:24] Speaker 1: Okay.
[33:25] Speaker 3: Would you like to try some?
[33:27] Speaker 19: I might be okay for now, just maybe after this.
[33:31] Speaker 1: Sure.
[33:32] Speaker 3: I see you're drinking water.
[33:33] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[33:34] Speaker 3: Water is always the best hydration drink there is. I
[33:37] Speaker 3: drink a lot of water.
[33:38] Speaker 4: Is it an energy drink?
[33:39] Speaker 3: No, this is a hydration beverage.
[33:42] Speaker 4: I know it's super popular, but I just haven't tried it.
[33:46] Speaker 1: No worries.
[33:46] Speaker 3: No worries, Dax.
[33:48] Speaker 4: Okay, I'll try it.
[33:49] Speaker 6: Is there a flavor that you'd prefer, ice pop?
[33:52] Speaker 3: This tastes like those popsicles back in the day.
[33:53] Speaker 4: Is this one available?
[33:54] Speaker 3: Strawberry banana is available. Do you like strawberry banana stuff
[33:57] Speaker 3: in general?
[33:58] Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay.
[34:00] Speaker 6: You thought about that first.
[34:02] Speaker 3: Because this is... I will say it's... Well, it's yummy.
[34:08] Speaker 9: Oh.
[34:09] Speaker 1: This is great.
[34:10] Speaker 6: Well, that worked out.
[34:11] Speaker 2: Yeah.
[34:11] Speaker 3: It's 10% coconut water, Dax. BCAAs, electrolytes, all that stuff. It's... Look,
[34:15] Speaker 3: I drink a ton of water because water is great.
[34:17] Speaker 3: But I also drink a lot of Prime.
[34:19] Speaker 4: What's going on? I was just curious. I just felt
[34:25] Speaker 4: like I was doing a brand deal.
[34:27] Speaker 1: Well, you are.
[34:28] Speaker 6: You can invoice us after.
[34:29] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[34:30] Speaker 6: We'll invoice him because... I don't get anything.
[34:32] Speaker 4: Can you all cut that part where it's... I'm just kidding.
[34:34] Speaker 1: Yeah, sure.
[34:35] Speaker 6: It's been cut.
[34:39] Speaker 18: The springboard thing, it's like, it's video game shit, bro. Like,
[34:44] Speaker 18: I couldn't have... In my day, I couldn't have never
[34:46] Speaker 18: even imagined doing that. Like, it was just like... And
[34:50] Speaker 18: I guess it is from the generations playing video games
[34:53] Speaker 18: and like, we shut up.
[34:55] Speaker 1: I can do that, right?
[34:56] Speaker 5: And I was like, holy shit.
[34:58] Speaker 1: But what, you know.
[34:59] Speaker 18: Again, those kind of moves increase the risk. Again, like
[35:04] Speaker 18: I said earlier, exponentially. I mean, I always feel like
[35:08] Speaker 18: in any given match, you're one, two inches away from
[35:12] Speaker 18: something really catastrophic happening.
[35:14] Speaker 11: Yes.
[35:14] Speaker 1: Right?
[35:15] Speaker 5: And you experienced it last night. You felt, you know.
[35:17] Speaker 11: Yeah.
[35:18] Speaker 18: So I think there's an element to the storytelling that,
[35:25] Speaker 18: Guys aren't comfortable with that yet, where they are comfortable
[35:28] Speaker 18: with their athleticism, and they know what they can do athletically.
[35:32] Speaker 18: But what happens, my opinion, what happens is in the audience,
[35:38] Speaker 18: that's what they expect. And you have to continually put, okay,
[35:44] Speaker 18: so you did a back springboard moonsault onto the floor. Okay,
[35:50] Speaker 18: I've seen that now. Now what do you got? You
[35:53] Speaker 18: know what I'm saying? They get desensitized to, you know,
[35:57] Speaker 18: I mean, when you and Ricochet did the mid-air collision,
[36:02] Speaker 18: the clotheslines, it was like, oh, shit. Something that no
[36:05] Speaker 18: one's ever seen. So what ends up happening is a
[36:09] Speaker 18: lot of times you might get yourself put in a
[36:11] Speaker 18: box where I don't, you know.
[36:14] Speaker 6: No backflips tonight?
[36:16] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[36:17] Speaker 18: But if they're invested in the character, And I think
[36:21] Speaker 18: you've done a really, really, really good job of being
[36:25] Speaker 18: who you are and in your platform and your social
[36:28] Speaker 18: media and being that guy and not trying to be, well,
[36:32] Speaker 18: let me tell you something, brother, kind of a guy.
[36:35] Speaker 3: You're genuine.
[36:35] Speaker 18: So I think people resonate whether they love it, whether
[36:39] Speaker 18: they hate you. I think you could get to a
[36:42] Speaker 18: point where you didn't necessarily have to do that. It's
[36:45] Speaker 18: nice to have it in the toolbox, but but don't
[36:47] Speaker 18: rely on it.
[36:48] Speaker 3: I don't want to ever do that move again.
[36:50] Speaker 5: Yeah, I wouldn't blame you.
[36:51] Speaker 12: So as someone new who's now coming to understand this
[36:56] Speaker 12: really intricate business, and WWE is the hardest thing I've
[37:00] Speaker 12: ever done, I'm kind of realizing that now. Because when
[37:05] Speaker 12: I first got in here, I knew I could shock
[37:07] Speaker 12: people with these moves that I could do. And it's
[37:10] Speaker 12: still very fun. And there's that daredevil in me that's like,
[37:13] Speaker 12: how far can I push this? And one day I'm
[37:16] Speaker 12: sure I'll get the answer to that question.
[37:19] Speaker 1: Oh, it comes. It comes eventually.
[37:21] Speaker 12: With the Ricochet one, not a great landing, took a
[37:24] Speaker 12: little bit from me, my.
[37:26] Speaker 3: Soul, and these things happen.
[37:29] Speaker 12: But I worked on that move for months, for months,
[37:33] Speaker 12: because I knew I was in Cleveland in my hometown,
[37:37] Speaker 12: Brown Stadium, and I wanted to send it.
[37:38] Speaker 3: I'll do it once in my life. I'll never do
[37:40] Speaker 3: it again because it is extremely hard and dangerous.
[37:43] Speaker 12: And like you said, there's, there's basically zero margin for error.
[37:48] Speaker 1: No margin for error on that.
[37:49] Speaker 5: Your foot slips, dude.
[37:50] Speaker 3: It's no, I had, I had our referee secretly.
[37:55] Speaker 1: You can see this.
[37:56] Speaker 12: If you watch the film back secretly, he'd put his
[37:58] Speaker 12: armpit on the rope and dry it off because if
[38:01] Speaker 12: it was like rub it, just cause if there was
[38:02] Speaker 12: oil on there and this has happened before there's oil
[38:05] Speaker 12: on there, you slip up and you do the move.
[38:07] Speaker 12: But what I'm getting at is, I'm envious of guys
[38:11] Speaker 12: like Roman who don't have to risk their entire like
[38:18] Speaker 12: body and health and wellness because people are so invested
[38:21] Speaker 12: in the story, in the story.
[38:23] Speaker 3: And it's, it's such a, such.
[38:25] Speaker 6: A good note.
[38:26] Speaker 3: That's a veteran note, but that's the hardest part.
[38:29] Speaker 1: It isn't.
[38:29] Speaker 12: How can you tell that story to get people invested in, in, in,
[38:33] Speaker 12: in who you are?
[38:34] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[38:35] Speaker 18: And it takes time because, and especially somebody coming in,
[38:39] Speaker 18: you know, like, Two, three years?
[38:41] Speaker 1: Three years. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[38:42] Speaker 18: I mean, at three years, I could barely lace my boots.
[38:46] Speaker 18: I mean, there's such a process. But it's trial and error, too. Like,
[38:50] Speaker 18: you have to figure out. Because what you want, you
[38:53] Speaker 18: want it to look natural. You want it to look real.
[38:56] Speaker 18: And you just have to, I think a lot of
[38:59] Speaker 18: times what happens are the guys, and I tell them
[39:04] Speaker 18: this all the time, it's like, you don't look like
[39:06] Speaker 18: a wrestler to me you look like somebody trying to
[39:09] Speaker 18: emulate a wrestler. You're trying to be something that you've
[39:12] Speaker 18: seen on TV. I don't get that with you. I
[39:16] Speaker 18: get Logan Paul. That's what I get, and that's awesome.
[39:22] Speaker 18: Don't try to change, is my point to that. I'll
[39:27] Speaker 18: be at the house trying to chill right now, getting
[39:29] Speaker 18: sober up. the alcohol and pills right now.
[39:31] Speaker 7: On the mic, I'm sharpening my skills right now just
[39:33] Speaker 7: in case I gotta pick it up and kill right now.
[39:35] Speaker 7: I'm rapping like before I had a deal right now.
[39:38] Speaker 7: I'm hungry like I never had a meal right now.
[39:40] Speaker 7: Got the blues getting green like it's teal right now.
[39:42] Speaker 7: Can't get out the game like I'm Jordan Peele right now.
[39:45] Speaker 7: And I'm chilling with LP. My shirt's Fred Perry and
[39:47] Speaker 7: my underwear LV. My mind's all Gucci and my body
[39:50] Speaker 7: is healthy. On this mission to the money. Big Mike,
[39:52] Speaker 7: let's get wealthy. And I'm in Cleveland right next to
[39:55] Speaker 7: where hell be. With the telescope, they couldn't see me.
[39:58] Speaker 7: I'm stealthy. Mainstream sellout, but can't nobody sell me. I
[40:02] Speaker 7: made it out myself. Couldn't nobody help me.
[40:08] Speaker 3: Who are you fighting next?
[40:09] Speaker 1: Everybody.
[40:10] Speaker 3: Me?
[40:13] Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll fight you. You would fight me?
[40:17] Speaker 6: Why not?
[40:20] Speaker 1: You're fucking tiny.
[40:21] Speaker 3: I'm taller than you.
[40:25] Speaker 1: You're still tiny.
[40:26] Speaker 12: That doesn't even make any sense.
[40:28] Speaker 1: You're just a tiny little guy.
[40:29] Speaker 3: You're just a tiny little pickle.
[40:32] Speaker 15: You're just a tiny little pickle, you little little pickle.
[40:35] Speaker 3: You were so cute two or three years ago.
[40:38] Speaker 12: Where you got inflated. Like somebody inflated you. Doesn't make
[40:43] Speaker 12: me tiny. I just didn't get inflated.
[40:45] Speaker 6: Okay, my tiny little crab.
[40:51] Speaker 3: It would go crazy.
[40:52] Speaker 6: My tiny little Pomeranian buddy. He's so tiny, Thor.
[40:59] Speaker 1: Me and you fighting would go crazy, bro. Yeah.
[41:03] Speaker 22: Well, yeah, it would just be good because like I
[41:05] Speaker 22: would be down because I wouldn't have to be the
[41:07] Speaker 22: one to like because it would suck to be the
[41:10] Speaker 22: one that has to deal with, you.
[41:12] Speaker 1: Know, losing. But I wouldn't be the one.
[41:14] Speaker 3: That I have the opposite perspective.
[41:16] Speaker 12: I feel like ruining my little brother's boxing career would
[41:19] Speaker 12: be so bad. And mean Like I would get People
[41:23] Speaker 12: would be like You're such a bad older brother Like
[41:25] Speaker 12: they already say But now you ruined his career as
[41:28] Speaker 12: well Yeah but you're just a widow pickle You're just
[41:32] Speaker 12: a tiny I'm not You're like a tiny little Like
[41:36] Speaker 12: speck of dust.
[41:37] Speaker 3: Tiny little what? I'm a fucking big speck.
[41:40] Speaker 22: Of dust You're just like a How would I describe you?
[41:45] Speaker 22: Just a fluff A ball of fluff.
[41:48] Speaker 3: Do you really think you could beat me?
[41:54] Speaker 22: Yeah, you're like the seven days, you're weak.
[41:59] Speaker 3: Seven days what?
[42:01] Speaker 1: You're weak.
[42:01] Speaker 3: Just in general? I'm so strong.
[42:08] Speaker 6: Prime isn't the first drink, but it's a great, have
[42:11] Speaker 6: you tried, he drinks like five of these a day.
[42:13] Speaker 6: He'll drink like five of these in like a one hour.
[42:17] Speaker 3: I'm legitimately thirsty.
[42:18] Speaker 6: Try one, yeah. I mean, he can drink.
[42:20] Speaker 3: These things all day. I see what you're doing, Mike. Well,
[42:24] Speaker 3: I liked some, but I didn't like some either. It depends, though. Well, yeah,
[42:29] Speaker 3: your favorite flavors. That's completely for sure.
[42:32] Speaker 1: It's totally acceptable.
[42:34] Speaker 6: How many are you drinking on average now these days?
[42:36] Speaker 20: Me?
[42:36] Speaker 6: Yeah.
[42:38] Speaker 3: I'll drink at least minimum to a day. And I
[42:40] Speaker 3: know that that's been contested. And I'll be honest, I'm
[42:44] Speaker 3: not really in the mood to do this. fully, but
[42:47] Speaker 3: I'll do it. I'll do it.
[42:48] Speaker 6: Hey, can somebody give me four more of these? Jorge,
[42:51] Speaker 6: can you grab me four more of these, please?
[42:52] Speaker 3: Oh, he's gonna do it again.
[42:54] Speaker 12: The streamer world, is it small? Like, do all streamers
[42:57] Speaker 12: know of each other? And is there beef? Do you
[42:59] Speaker 12: guys get along?
[43:02] Speaker 3: Do you sit like that normally? The problem with streamers, okay,
[43:04] Speaker 3: is that, like, the.
[43:07] Speaker 3: The main currency is, like, confidence, right?
[43:10] Speaker 12: And as soon as, like, somebody's confidence goes lower or, like,
[43:13] Speaker 12: they become, like, what is it, insecure for, like, half
[43:16] Speaker 12: a second, is he okay?
[43:22] Speaker 1: I'll join him.
[43:23] Speaker 5: All right.
[43:42] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[43:44] Speaker 3: Mine's lefty. You just did three.
[43:48] Speaker 2: Mike, look.
[43:49] Speaker 3: Mike, he doesn't look okay.
[43:51] Speaker 1: Wait, wait, wait. I'm sorry.
[43:53] Speaker 3: What were you saying? I wasn't saying anything.
[43:56] Speaker 5: All right, man.
[43:59] Speaker 8: I got a question for you. You saw my 4.4, right?
[44:02] Speaker 1: Yes.
[44:03] Speaker 8: You saw that 4.4, right?
[44:04] Speaker 6: I did see your 4.4.
[44:05] Speaker 8: What is your 40-yard dash?
[44:08] Speaker 17: Um, it's not fast, but it's one step faster than
[44:11] Speaker 17: all the dudes that are not, well, it's one step
[44:15] Speaker 17: faster than the defenders that are coming to tackle me.
[44:19] Speaker 8: Okay, that's a good comeback. You know what? Hey, but
[44:21] Speaker 8: I just want to make it clear. I'm faster than you.
[44:24] Speaker 17: Uh, yeah, you're probably faster than me. I'll say that.
[44:27] Speaker 17: But you, I've never seen you run with pads on.
[44:30] Speaker 8: Oh, OK.
[44:31] Speaker 20: All right.
[44:32] Speaker 8: Like I was a short story, but I and, you know, Ohio, right?
[44:38] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[44:38] Speaker 8: In Ohio, I was a D1 recruit.
[44:40] Speaker 20: I had Ohio State, you know, trying to give me USC, KFC.
[44:45] Speaker 8: You know, I had all of these colleges trying to
[44:47] Speaker 8: get me. Why did you ask me if I know Ohio?
[44:49] Speaker 6: Like it's not a state.
[44:51] Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, I.
[44:53] Speaker 8: Yeah, but what if he said no?
[44:54] Speaker 6: I've never heard of it.
[44:57] Speaker 20: But yeah like all these colleges tried to get me
[44:59] Speaker 20: you know what i'm saying but i just started to
[45:00] Speaker 20: do youtube so i just but yeah i used to
[45:02] Speaker 20: be a five star football college uh recruit.
[45:04] Speaker 3: Man bro see i what position what position what position.
[45:07] Speaker 8: Oh slot slot and receiver.
[45:09] Speaker 12: I feel like i heard you tell kevin durant that
[45:11] Speaker 12: you were being recruited for basketball as well.
[45:14] Speaker 8: Yeah yeah yeah both both i thought you played soccer
[45:16] Speaker 8: yeah i did that too oh.
[45:18] Speaker 6: Wait pat pat is it is it soccer or is it.
[45:20] Speaker 11: Football It's soccer, dawg.
[45:22] Speaker 17: I mean, we're in Missouri right now, Kansas.
[45:29] Speaker 6: Somebody's watching this from Liverpool right now.
[45:32] Speaker 8: It's what I'm saying, bro. If I'm in England, I
[45:36] Speaker 8: will call it football.
[45:37] Speaker 3: So we're in America. You saw The Rock's return recently?
[45:44] Speaker 6: I did.
[45:45] Speaker 12: When he went out there and he said, you think
[45:47] Speaker 12: I should sit at the head of the table? Do
[45:49] Speaker 12: you think he had that line written on his wrist?
[45:53] Speaker 1: No.
[45:54] Speaker 5: Because one thing I know about Dwayne, he never makes
[45:58] Speaker 5: the same mistake twice.
[46:02] Speaker 3: Did he know you were going to do that?
[46:03] Speaker 5: I didn't know I was going to do that.
[46:04] Speaker 1: No way.
[46:05] Speaker 5: No, I didn't know I was going to do that.
[46:06] Speaker 5: It was one of those things where it happened in
[46:10] Speaker 5: last minute. And looking back at it, it was fucking
[46:16] Speaker 5: stupid because... We have the biggest star in the world
[46:21] Speaker 5: coming back when they don't need to. Like giving our
[46:26] Speaker 5: product ratings, giving our product relevancy, getting people to talk
[46:31] Speaker 5: about us. And what do I do? You smoked him.
[46:35] Speaker 8: No.
[46:36] Speaker 5: Amateur. No, that's not it. The guy is going a
[46:39] Speaker 5: million different directions. Probably flew in from God knows where,
[46:43] Speaker 5: working a full day. And I now know what that
[46:45] Speaker 5: feels like. and just wants to do the best he can.
[46:51] Speaker 5: I don't blame him for that. I blame myself for
[46:54] Speaker 5: taking advantage of that. And a professional professional would have
[46:57] Speaker 5: been like, Hey, before you go out there, if you
[47:01] Speaker 5: do go out there like that, I'm going to use it.
[47:05] Speaker 5: That's a professional. I had a stupid rookie move about
[47:10] Speaker 5: use it. That's not, That's not how we trust each
[47:14] Speaker 5: other in there. That's not how that works.
[47:17] Speaker 3: I don't see that perspective.
[47:18] Speaker 5: Okay, that's cool. I get it.
[47:21] Speaker 1: By the way.
[47:21] Speaker 12: I thought it was great as an entertainment fan.
[47:26] Speaker 5: From an entertainment standpoint, objective achieved. Gained interest. Box office
[47:31] Speaker 5: was crazy. Set pay-per-view buy rates. Sometimes in the fight game,
[47:36] Speaker 5: it gets a little gray.
[47:37] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[47:38] Speaker 5: But we're all on the fucking same team out there, man.
[47:42] Speaker 5: and you gotta have trust in a boxing ring, then
[47:45] Speaker 5: I don't use it. Then I don't use it.
[47:47] Speaker 3: But what about the box office?
[47:52] Speaker 5: I would entertain another way. There's more than one way
[47:55] Speaker 5: to solve a creative puzzle. And that's where you build
[47:59] Speaker 5: trust and that's where people really shine and that's where
[48:02] Speaker 5: you bring the best out of people. And that's why
[48:03] Speaker 5: when I sit down with people, I literally, first of all,
[48:07] Speaker 5: I make sure to sit down with them and let's,
[48:10] Speaker 5: you got to go way back. You can't just tell
[48:12] Speaker 5: that moment in the story. I spent years calling out
[48:15] Speaker 5: The Rock saying that, man, if you love the business,
[48:18] Speaker 5: you should be back. What a fucking hypocrite I am.
[48:21] Speaker 5: I love the business. I should be back. I should
[48:24] Speaker 5: be back all the time, but I'm not. I, it's,
[48:28] Speaker 5: is it Tuesday today? What's, is it Tuesday?
[48:30] Speaker 3: Yeah, Tuesday.
[48:31] Speaker 5: Yesterday was Monday. Where the hell was.
[48:32] Speaker 1: I at Raw?
[48:33] Speaker 5: Why wasn't I at Raw?
[48:34] Speaker 1: Yeah, we were wondering that. Yeah, exactly.
[48:38] Speaker 3: We watched Raw. We watched Drew McIntyre, Flame CM Punk.
[48:41] Speaker 6: Well, I was only watching because I thought he was
[48:42] Speaker 6: coming out. He didn't show up.
[48:44] Speaker 5: Yeah, and I didn't show up. But I can sit
[48:46] Speaker 5: here and say I love the business. But I'm super
[48:49] Speaker 5: hypocritical in my approach from being young and stupid.
[48:53] Speaker 6: Of course.
[48:54] Speaker 5: So Rock was already pretty upset with me about that
[48:58] Speaker 5: because all he'd given to the business and without him,
[49:01] Speaker 5: I don't get a chance to do the other stuff.
[49:04] Speaker 5: And without him, I don't get a chance in wrestling.
[49:07] Speaker 5: He was so popular and helped rise the tide, which
[49:10] Speaker 5: helped split competition, which helped the hiring spree, which Benjamin
[49:13] Speaker 5: buttoned me into getting a defensive contract, which I parlayed
[49:16] Speaker 5: into a thing where DB on TV because he left
[49:18] Speaker 5: and did all this stuff and now I get a chance.
[49:20] Speaker 5: I owe a lot to that. And that, the methodology,
[49:25] Speaker 5: I wanted to sell tickets. There's a right way and
[49:28] Speaker 5: a wrong way to do it.
[49:29] Speaker 3: Was he pissed?
[49:31] Speaker 5: He was. And justifiably so.
[49:33] Speaker 3: Yeah.
[49:34] Speaker 5: Because he's a guy who's got his heart in it.
[49:36] Speaker 5: He still comes back, bro.
[49:37] Speaker 6: Yeah. And the people go crazy.
[49:39] Speaker 1: Crazy.
[49:44] Speaker 5: Should we do a tickle challenge?
[49:45] Speaker 4: I might be uncomfortable.
[49:47] Speaker 6: Yeah, okay. No, that's fine. What about me? It's making
[49:49] Speaker 6: you uncomfortable.
[49:50] Speaker 10: You're doing strangers.
[49:51] Speaker 19: In the strangers, I'm standing up at Target, and I
[49:54] Speaker 19: have to move some microphones around.
[49:55] Speaker 3: No, I say we stand up and run it.
[49:57] Speaker 6: Right now?
[49:58] Speaker 11: Yeah.
[50:00] Speaker 6: I only want to see you do it. I say
[50:02] Speaker 6: we do it right here. Because you seem apprehensive about it.
[50:05] Speaker 6: I want to see you do something.
[50:06] Speaker 7: Yes.
[50:07] Speaker 6: I just want to see him do something like he's like.
[50:09] Speaker 3: Kev, can you grab the camera?
[50:11] Speaker 12: Can you grab the camera? Caleb, maybe shoot with that camera, right?
[50:15] Speaker 12: For this tickle challenge. And then, Kev, I think shoot
[50:17] Speaker 12: on your phone as well.
[50:18] Speaker 1: Okay. What?
[50:20] Speaker 6: I was just going to tell you, don't overdo it
[50:21] Speaker 6: because then you're going to scare him off. No, I'm not, bro.
[50:25] Speaker 6: Or he might not laugh at all.
[50:28] Speaker 3: No.
[50:28] Speaker 6: Okay.
[50:28] Speaker 2: Is it right here?
[50:29] Speaker 6: Yeah. Just pretend it's your TikTok. Do you want to
[50:32] Speaker 6: get away from the table?
[50:33] Speaker 3: Do you want to get a little closer?
[50:35] Speaker 1: Caleb, is that good?
[50:36] Speaker 3: I mean, this is solid. I could zoom in too.
[50:39] Speaker 19: Logan liked the tickle challenge on my TikTok and wanted
[50:42] Speaker 19: to give it a try himself.
[50:43] Speaker 4: So let's give it a try. Whoever laughs first loses.
[50:47] Speaker 5: You can go.
[50:56] Speaker 3: That was a laugh.
[50:57] Speaker 1: No, it was not.
[50:57] Speaker 6: That was a noise. It was a grudge.
[50:59] Speaker 1: It was a grudge.
[51:00] Speaker 3: Bro, this is going to be the dumbest TikTok ever.
[51:01] Speaker 1: I lost. So I won?
[51:03] Speaker 6: No.
[51:04] Speaker 1: Cool.
[51:09] Speaker 3: Bro, I like laughing a lot.
[51:13] Speaker 6: Would you be down for best two out of three? No.
[51:15] Speaker 1: Okay.
[51:21] Speaker 16: Yo, what's up?
[51:21] Speaker 6: It's the Rizzler, and I'm taking over for Logan.
[51:24] Speaker 8: Now it's my show.
[51:34] Speaker 1: I can't wait to see him turn your baby face.
[51:36] Speaker 1: It's going to be great, but not yet.
[51:38] Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know.
[51:39] Speaker 3: I have no interest in doing that.
[51:40] Speaker 1: No, yeah.
[51:41] Speaker 3: I think being a heel is fucking awesome.
[51:44] Speaker 1: But you got to realize, bro, this is not a work, okay?
[51:48] Speaker 1: This is a shoot. What? The business is a shoot.
[51:51] Speaker 1: Everybody's going to tell you it's a work. It's not
[51:53] Speaker 1: a work.
[51:53] Speaker 3: What do you mean?
[51:54] Speaker 1: The business is a shoot.
[51:55] Speaker 3: I don't know if I understand the terms.
[51:56] Speaker 1: If I wrestle you right now and Vince pays you
[51:59] Speaker 1: a million bucks and he pays me five million, is
[52:02] Speaker 1: that a work or a shoot?
[52:03] Speaker 6: I don't know. I don't think I know the terms.
[52:05] Speaker 1: Let him explain it. Oh, you don't know the terms?
[52:06] Speaker 3: What is a shoot? What is a shoot? I know
[52:08] Speaker 3: a work.
[52:08] Speaker 1: What is a shoot? Come on. You're bullshitting.
[52:14] Speaker 3: Me.
[52:14] Speaker 1: He's not. He's serious.
[52:16] Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm fucking with you.
[52:18] Speaker 1: Okay. Thank you.
[52:20] Speaker 6: No, he's not. No, he's not.
[52:24] Speaker 1: He's not. You're embarrassed?
[52:27] Speaker 6: Okay, that's fine. How about this? Can you explain it
[52:30] Speaker 6: to our audience at home quickly that doesn't understand?
[52:33] Speaker 1: I blew it.
[52:34] Speaker 6: Just a note, shut up. He's going to explain to
[52:35] Speaker 6: the audience. No, no, stop, stop. Logan knows what this means.
[52:39] Speaker 1: No, no, no.
[52:39] Speaker 6: No, Logan knows what it means, but maybe just explain
[52:41] Speaker 6: to our audience how hard it's going.
[52:43] Speaker 1: Brother, come over here. You, come here. Kevin?
[52:45] Speaker 3: Sit right here.
[52:48] Speaker 1: Sit right here. Oh, oh. Pleasure, sir. Good to see you.
[52:50] Speaker 1: Good to see you. Okay, if we're here, face me.
[52:52] Speaker 1: I'm not getting up. I'm too tired to get up.
[52:54] Speaker 1: If you're here and I was to grab a top
[52:56] Speaker 1: wrist lock on you like this, okay? No, no, that's
[52:59] Speaker 1: a work.
[52:59] Speaker 3: If I go through here, It actually hurts.
[53:02] Speaker 6: Oh, you're going to kill Kevin.
[53:03] Speaker 1: No, I can break your arm. About to turn him
[53:06] Speaker 1: into carne asada. For instance, if I grab, come here.
[53:08] Speaker 1: If I grab the headlock on you and I grab
[53:10] Speaker 1: the headlock like this, that's a work. If I grab
[53:13] Speaker 1: it like this, I put that bone against your head.
[53:16] Speaker 6: Oh.
[53:16] Speaker 1: You know, that's a shoot. Okay, see ya. Anyway, no.
[53:22] Speaker 1: But no, the working shoot is when you're working together.
[53:25] Speaker 1: I see. You know, or when you're doing something for real. Bro,
[53:28] Speaker 1: if I'm making more money than you, that's for real.
[53:30] Speaker 1: If I'm a baby face and my merchandise is selling
[53:33] Speaker 1: more than yours, that's a shoot. Yeah. So this business
[53:36] Speaker 1: back in the day used to be about the money
[53:37] Speaker 1: and the miles. It's how far you travel for how
[53:40] Speaker 1: much money you make. But at the end of the day,
[53:43] Speaker 1: if I'm like, you know, WrestleMania III, God bless the soul, Andre,
[53:47] Speaker 1: I made a lot more money than him. You know,
[53:50] Speaker 1: thank God he never found out. You know, but that's
[53:53] Speaker 1: a shoot, bro. If somebody's making more money than me,
[53:57] Speaker 1: I'm not going to go, okay, it doesn't matter if
[53:58] Speaker 1: I'm a heel and I make less money. That's a
[54:00] Speaker 1: lot of work to me. That's a shoot. I see.
[54:02] Speaker 1: You and I are in the ring and we're fighting
[54:03] Speaker 1: and we're driving the same amount of miles and we're
[54:06] Speaker 1: busting our ass and breaking our sweat and getting hurt
[54:08] Speaker 1: in that ring. And you make more money than me?
[54:10] Speaker 1: That's a shoot to me, man. I don't care if
[54:13] Speaker 1: I'm a baby face or a good guy. It's a work. No,
[54:16] Speaker 1: it's not a work. If someone makes more money than you,
[54:19] Speaker 1: to me, that's a shoot.
[54:20] Speaker 6: But isn't that, then isn't it always a shoot?
[54:23] Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you. That's what I keep saying. And, you know,
[54:25] Speaker 1: just because we're working in the ring, but the business
[54:27] Speaker 1: is a shoot. This is about making money.
[54:29] Speaker 2: Right.
[54:30] Speaker 1: You know, so for me, I've always looked at it
[54:32] Speaker 1: that way. And when I worked for Vince Sr., he
[54:36] Speaker 1: always paid the champion more than the guy he was wrestling.
[54:40] Speaker 1: So all of a sudden, when Vince Sr. passed the
[54:42] Speaker 1: torch to Vince, and all of a sudden, you know,
[54:46] Speaker 1: my first check at the Garden was some crazy check,
[54:48] Speaker 1: you know, and I beat the Iron Sheik. The next month,
[54:52] Speaker 1: you know, when Vince Jr. was running, my check was...
[54:55] Speaker 1: Nowhere near what my first check was. I said, oh bro,
[54:57] Speaker 1: that doesn't work for me. So I kept trying to
[55:01] Speaker 1: keep things going as long as I could with Vince
[55:03] Speaker 1: Senior's theme. But at the end of the day, for me,
[55:06] Speaker 1: the business has always been a shoot because if someone
[55:09] Speaker 1: makes more money than me, that's a shoot to me.
[55:12] Speaker 1: I just can't go, it's a work. It doesn't matter
[55:14] Speaker 1: if his merchandise sells 10 times as much as mine,
[55:16] Speaker 1: it's a work. You know what I'm saying? So when
[55:21] Speaker 1: you turn baby face, watch what happens. Watch how your
[55:23] Speaker 1: stuff blows through the roof.
[55:27] Speaker 6: What do you think about the Fury-Molly May breakup? It's
[55:30] Speaker 6: been big news over the past week.
[55:32] Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
[55:32] Speaker 2: What happened to Molly? One of the most beloved relationships.
[55:36] Speaker 2: I look at Molly, that's a narcotic.
[55:38] Speaker 6: No, no, it's not a narcotic.
[55:40] Speaker 1: No, no, no.
[55:40] Speaker 6: No, so actually, I think they might have broke up
[55:42] Speaker 6: because of his use of Molly, to be completely honest
[55:45] Speaker 6: with you. No, this is one of the most beloved
[55:47] Speaker 6: couples in the world, especially in the UK. It's a
[55:50] Speaker 6: very sad moment for the internet and for love as
[55:52] Speaker 6: a whole to see these two split ways. What do
[55:55] Speaker 6: you have to say? This is what you.
[55:57] Speaker 2: No one knows the pain of the heavyweight champion when
[56:03] Speaker 2: he's alone.
[56:05] Speaker 6: Got it.
[56:06] Speaker 2: You know, I saw him falling down in the street,
[56:11] Speaker 2: Tyson Fury and stuff. You know, we beat ourselves up.
[56:14] Speaker 2: We torment ourselves. Tell me something. You guys are whispering.
[56:18] Speaker 1: Let's go.
[56:20] Speaker 6: It's actually his brother.
[56:21] Speaker 3: His little brother.
[56:21] Speaker 1: Tommy?
[56:22] Speaker 6: Tommy Fury. The one that Jake fought.
[56:24] Speaker 5: What's Tommy doing?
[56:25] Speaker 3: He broke up with Molly.
[56:26] Speaker 6: Who the fuck is Molly?
[56:27] Speaker 3: Who the fuck Molly is?
[56:29] Speaker 6: I'm thinking about getting high.
[56:31] Speaker 8: He thought we were.
[56:32] Speaker 6: Talking about Tyson Fury doing Molly.
[56:34] Speaker 3: I have no idea what you're talking about.
[56:36] Speaker 6: I'm in the drug phase.
[56:37] Speaker 1: I'm in the drug phase.
[56:40] Speaker 6: I'm in the drug phase of my life, and this guy.
[56:45] Speaker 3: You ever watch WWE?
[56:47] Speaker 6: Truthfully? That's where your brain, that was your savior right there.
[56:51] Speaker 1: That was insane.
[56:52] Speaker 6: His brain's like, come up with one of the brains, quick. Arch,
[56:55] Speaker 6: you already tried Prime? Do you ever watch WWE? That's
[56:59] Speaker 6: where his brain goes.
[57:00] Speaker 3: So you're not a Kevin Owens fan?
[57:02] Speaker 10: I don't like violence.
[57:05] Speaker 7: Truthfully.
[57:06] Speaker 6: Kevin Owens knocked him out. Look at his eye.
[57:08] Speaker 4: I was going to ask that.
[57:10] Speaker 3: He didn't knock me out.
[57:12] Speaker 6: When was this? Well, he knocked you down.
[57:14] Speaker 3: Two days ago.
[57:15] Speaker 11: Two days ago?
[57:15] Speaker 6: That's when you got that belt?
[57:17] Speaker 1: No, no.
[57:17] Speaker 3: I've had the belt. Make no mistake. I'm the reigning
[57:21] Speaker 3: United States champion.
[57:22] Speaker 6: Great. Is this a joke or is this serious? No,
[57:26] Speaker 6: he got the belt.
[57:27] Speaker 1: He did.
[57:27] Speaker 3: He hit me with an elbow.
[57:28] Speaker 6: Yo, you know what's crazy?
[57:29] Speaker 8: Is that legal?
[57:30] Speaker 3: Elbow me.
[57:30] Speaker 1: It's legal.
[57:31] Speaker 3: I will say in wrestling.
[57:33] Speaker 8: So you do wrestling, not boxing?
[57:35] Speaker 6: I do both.
[57:36] Speaker 1: Okay.
[57:37] Speaker 3: But I'm going to focus on wrestling.
[57:38] Speaker 12: You walked in here. You said, I'm with the world champ.
[57:41] Speaker 12: And I had to correct you. I was like, well, technically,
[57:42] Speaker 12: it's the United States champ. But I'm going for- The
[57:45] Speaker 12: world championship, which why not Ruby?
[57:48] Speaker 8: You know, I was about to say, I.
[57:51] Speaker 6: Just want to say quickly that his eye. Cause I,
[57:56] Speaker 6: he needs to be humble there in a while. Like,
[57:57] Speaker 6: let's be honest, bro. He's a United States champ. It's
[57:59] Speaker 6: nice when he gets knocked around, but that that's going
[58:02] Speaker 6: to heal. That's going to go down and I don't
[58:05] Speaker 6: want him to forget about it. I don't want him
[58:07] Speaker 6: to forget what happened. So I got something for you actually.
[58:10] Speaker 6: To remind you, I got you a Kevin Owens action figure.
[58:13] Speaker 8: Is that like the legend?
[58:14] Speaker 6: No, that's a guy who did it to him. And
[58:16] Speaker 6: I want to make sure that you always have a
[58:18] Speaker 6: reminder that Kevin Owens did this. Are you out of
[58:23] Speaker 6: your goddamn mind?
[58:25] Speaker 11: Nah, bro.
[58:26] Speaker 20: Nah, bro.
[58:27] Speaker 6: Hey, get this shit out of here.
[58:29] Speaker 3: Also, also, he doesn't have this type of definition.
[58:34] Speaker 6: He doesn't have... Fuck that. Nah, no shot. He's my
[58:39] Speaker 6: next opponent.
[58:40] Speaker 3: He's my next opponent.
[58:40] Speaker 8: You're going to beat the shot at him.
[58:42] Speaker 6: I have to.
[58:42] Speaker 3: I'm defending my title.
[58:44] Speaker 6: Got him.
[58:47] Speaker 3: Nah, you should come to an event.
[58:48] Speaker 12: If you're ever in the same city as us, Ruby.
[58:52] Speaker 8: Hell yeah, I want to come.
[58:53] Speaker 12: So I, as someone who comes as an outsider, would
[58:59] Speaker 12: say yes.
[59:00] Speaker 1: Yes.
[59:00] Speaker 3: And are you.
[59:01] Speaker 1: Are you?
[59:07] Speaker 6: No, no, no. Cause Jay's a homie now. No, no, no.
[59:07] Speaker 6: I swear to God, I'm about to call the police.
[59:14] Speaker 12: I'll get him to flip your ass, suplex you from
[59:16] Speaker 12: the top rope and drop you, bro.
[59:17] Speaker 6: You brittle ass heroin bones. Fuck you. Every time you
[59:20] Speaker 6: hit him, he comes back to me too. Where'd he go?
[59:23] Speaker 3: So, so, so look, there's obviously like a theatrical component
[59:27] Speaker 3: to it.
[59:27] Speaker 12: Like I'll exaggerate, but I'm a dramatic, I'm a drama queen.
[59:30] Speaker 3: I love drama. Like I'll, I'll, You be shit talking,
[59:33] Speaker 3: I like it. I be talking my shit.
[59:35] Speaker 6: It'd be good. Drama king. More like a bitch.
[59:37] Speaker 3: Bro, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. I'm actually going to
[59:40] Speaker 3: fire you from this podcast.
[59:42] Speaker 6: You can't fire him. You got equity.
[59:43] Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true.
[59:44] Speaker 8: Technically, you can fire me.
[59:49] Speaker 12: My fiance, Nina, is pregnant. I'm expecting a daughter in
[59:52] Speaker 12: two months. I know how much you love your daughter.
[59:55] Speaker 12: And you speak so highly of her. And just like, dude,
[59:59] Speaker 12: help me.
[59:59] Speaker 1: What? What can I expect, dude?
[1:00:02] Speaker 12: I'm going to be a girl dad, which is terrifying,
[1:00:06] Speaker 12: but so exciting at the same time. And this next
[1:00:11] Speaker 12: chapter of my life is so close, but I haven't
[1:00:14] Speaker 12: done anything for this.
[1:00:16] Speaker 3: My life has not changed at all.
[1:00:17] Speaker 6: Then all of a sudden I have a daughter.
[1:00:20] Speaker 7: So everything that you do from the day that she
[1:00:25] Speaker 7: is conceived to the day that she dies, like everything
[1:00:28] Speaker 7: will have an effect on her. So always try and
[1:00:32] Speaker 7: watch the tone of your voice. Always be, your pheromones
[1:00:37] Speaker 7: are so important. Make sure that you keep that girl
[1:00:39] Speaker 7: close to you. Make sure that you have a, this
[1:00:47] Speaker 7: made me bawl my eyes out. My daughter came to
[1:00:51] Speaker 7: me and she was like, I just need your hug.
[1:00:54] Speaker 7: There's nothing like my dad's hug.
[1:00:57] Speaker 1: I was just like.
[1:00:58] Speaker 7: She hugged me and while she was hugging me, I
[1:01:00] Speaker 7: was like, damn. And that comes from just like years
[1:01:07] Speaker 7: and years of just always giving that safe embrace, right?
[1:01:10] Speaker 7: Like you're the first man she's ever going to be
[1:01:13] Speaker 7: in love with.
[1:01:14] Speaker 6: Come on, bro.
[1:01:16] Speaker 7: You're the first man she's ever going to be in
[1:01:18] Speaker 7: love with. And so you have this connection with her
[1:01:24] Speaker 7: no matter what anybody does in her life, no matter
[1:01:28] Speaker 7: what who she marries and whatever, you are always going
[1:01:31] Speaker 7: to be the safe place for your daughter. And so
[1:01:35] Speaker 7: give her that, give her that love that so many
[1:01:41] Speaker 7: young girls and grown women out here don't get to have.
[1:01:45] Speaker 1: Yeah. Fuck you, bro.
[1:01:54] Speaker 2: No belt.
[1:01:56] Speaker 6: The former U.S.
[1:01:58] Speaker 3: Champion.
[1:01:58] Speaker 1: How dare you?
[1:01:59] Speaker 6: Imagine being known as that.
[1:02:00] Speaker 1: How dare you?
[1:02:01] Speaker 6: In the city of Cleveland.
[1:02:03] Speaker 8: My hometown. Ohio. That son of a bitch stripped me
[1:02:05] Speaker 8: of my title in my hometown.
[1:02:07] Speaker 6: I cannot think of a worse situation than the one we're.
[1:02:09] Speaker 1: In right now. Yeah, I have nothing.
[1:02:11] Speaker 6: Hold on a second. What? Well, that could, I guess
[1:02:15] Speaker 6: that's technically a worse situation.
[1:02:16] Speaker 3: No, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. I don't know.
[1:02:27] Speaker 12: I thought you were going to scream.
[1:02:30] Speaker 6: I thought we were going to be like... I just
[1:02:31] Speaker 6: was processing it.
[1:02:33] Speaker 3: Did we just use that?
[1:02:35] Speaker 6: Did we just bring him.
[1:02:38] Speaker 1: In?
[1:02:38] Speaker 6: Did we just use that?
[1:02:41] Speaker 1: All right, all right.
[1:02:41] Speaker 6: We did a little work on that. I thought you
[1:02:43] Speaker 6: were going to scream. Well, because I just was in
[1:02:45] Speaker 6: so much fear of the dead man, dude, that I couldn't...
[1:02:49] Speaker 6: I was shook, dude.
[1:02:51] Speaker 1: Yeah, just speechless.
[1:02:52] Speaker 6: Yeah, basically. I'm home and my driveway's gone.
[1:02:59] Speaker 23: What used to be a concrete slab outside 1438 Bethesda
[1:03:03] Speaker 23: Street is now a patch of dirt that she didn't
[1:03:05] Speaker 23: ask for. Someone took her driveway as she was trying
[1:03:09] Speaker 23: to get ready for Christmas.
[1:03:10] Speaker 3: Of all the things he.
[1:03:15] Speaker 5: Okay, so I've seen your video. What are we talking about?
[1:03:21] Speaker 6: What would you like to say to this woman?
[1:03:23] Speaker 1: What do you do?
[1:03:24] Speaker 6: What advice do you have for her? Her car wasn't stolen, John.
[1:03:27] Speaker 6: Her driveway was stolen.
[1:03:28] Speaker 8: Okay.
[1:03:29] Speaker 5: So the piece of news that makes each of us
[1:03:33] Speaker 5: feel differently, you're, you're tearing up.
[1:03:37] Speaker 6: It's sad.
[1:03:38] Speaker 5: So, uh, what, when something like this happens and I
[1:03:42] Speaker 5: have never had my driveway stolen, uh, but when, when
[1:03:50] Speaker 5: the proverbial driveway shit hits the fan, right.
[1:03:54] Speaker 1: Totally.
[1:03:55] Speaker 5: Um, In all honesty, I ask myself, what can I control?
[1:04:01] Speaker 5: Can she get her original driveway back? Does she have
[1:04:04] Speaker 5: the money to have a new driveway? Does she have
[1:04:06] Speaker 5: the vehicle to go fund me for a driveway? What
[1:04:09] Speaker 5: are the resources does she have? How important is the driveway?
[1:04:11] Speaker 5: What can you control right now? And then if the
[1:04:16] Speaker 5: things that are like the stuff that is beyond your control,
[1:04:21] Speaker 5: let go and focus on the stuff you can control.
[1:04:26] Speaker 1: That's it.
[1:04:27] Speaker 5: So if it is just the perspective of, I didn't
[1:04:30] Speaker 5: take my car, okay, cool. That gets you through the day. Or, man,
[1:04:36] Speaker 5: what can I do immediately within my power and my
[1:04:38] Speaker 5: financial reach to put crushed gravel down there? And we're
[1:04:41] Speaker 5: talking about a crazy video of a lady who got
[1:04:44] Speaker 5: her driveway taken, which we're even getting laughter from way
[1:04:49] Speaker 5: off camera.
[1:04:50] Speaker 6: Dude, because it's just.
[1:04:51] Speaker 5: But, so what I see in that video is Shit
[1:04:55] Speaker 5: happens every day. Your fucking driveway got taken.
[1:05:00] Speaker 6: Clip that.
[1:05:02] Speaker 3: Just that exactly.
[1:05:04] Speaker 5: Your driveway got taken.
[1:05:05] Speaker 6: Add it to a soundboard. Add it to a soundboard.
[1:05:09] Speaker 5: Your fucking driveway got taken. There isn't a better example
[1:05:12] Speaker 5: of what is within my control.
[1:05:15] Speaker 6: Serenity prayer.
[1:05:15] Speaker 5: And what can I do now?
[1:05:17] Speaker 1: Big time. Yeah.
[1:05:18] Speaker 5: Big time. Grant me the strength that can, you know, dude.
[1:05:21] Speaker 5: control the things that I can. Ways for them to
[1:05:23] Speaker 5: know the difference, for sure.
[1:05:25] Speaker 1: Yes, yes.
[1:05:25] Speaker 5: And I think that's huge because how do you even
[1:05:29] Speaker 5: navigate something like that? But what a crazy, funny microcosm
[1:05:35] Speaker 5: that we can have a laugh at, but a good
[1:05:38] Speaker 5: takeaway there is, okay, this has happened. Can I control
[1:05:43] Speaker 5: the fact that I need to be fucking angry for
[1:05:45] Speaker 5: 20 minutes? Guys, go over there. I'm going to yell
[1:05:49] Speaker 5: into a pill or I'm going to the gym or
[1:05:51] Speaker 5: I need to do what I need to do to
[1:05:52] Speaker 5: lighten my backpack because I need to be angry. That's
[1:05:54] Speaker 5: within my control. I want to do that and that
[1:05:56] Speaker 5: will help me move forward. But once you get there, okay,
[1:06:00] Speaker 5: what can I do now to make this bad situation better?
[1:06:04] Speaker 8: I didn't want to do this.
[1:06:05] Speaker 1: I'm going to do it.
[1:06:05] Speaker 3: I'm going to give you a superlative.
[1:06:07] Speaker 9: Oh, no.
[1:06:07] Speaker 3: Favorite match.
[1:06:08] Speaker 5: My next one.
[1:06:10] Speaker 6: He's answered this question before. He's had his driveway stolen
[1:06:14] Speaker 6: in the past. I said I was going to do it.
[1:06:15] Speaker 6: He knows.
[1:06:16] Speaker 14: Nobody's going to like the driveway, bitch.
[1:06:19] Speaker 7: They will.
[1:06:20] Speaker 1: They will.
[1:06:21] Speaker 6: What would you do?
[1:06:24] Speaker 5: Control what you can, man. Control what you can.
[1:06:27] Speaker 6: You come home and say, fuck. Where the fuck is
[1:06:30] Speaker 6: my driveway? Damn, driveway's gone.
[1:06:37] Speaker 1: Oh, no way. We got gifts. Oh, nice. Oh, no way.
[1:06:40] Speaker 14: Thank you, President.
[1:06:42] Speaker 17: Oh, man.
[1:06:43] Speaker 3: Is this your mug shot?
[1:06:44] Speaker 1: No way. You're a gangster. No way.
[1:06:46] Speaker 6: Should we put it on now? Yeah.
[1:06:47] Speaker 1: That's amazing. And it sells. Well, Elvis had one.
[1:06:50] Speaker 3: Frank Sinatra had one.
[1:06:52] Speaker 6: This shirt would weave a clip simply.
[1:07:08] Speaker 1: A long time ago, we would touch.
[1:07:10] Speaker 6: This is crazy.
[1:07:11] Speaker 3: Isn't it cool? I have to be honest, I'm jealous.
[1:07:14] Speaker 6: I'm not sure if I love it or not.
[1:07:16] Speaker 1: No, no, it's good.
[1:07:17] Speaker 8: It is what it is.
[1:07:18] Speaker 3: It happened, and I might as well monetize.
[1:07:22] Speaker 6: It. So why are you single?
[1:07:24] Speaker 9: Because I don't want a girlfriend.
[1:07:26] Speaker 6: Just that, simply put?
[1:07:27] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[1:07:28] Speaker 9: I think that's why we broke up. I have my
[1:07:29] Speaker 9: moments where I want to. I think that's why we
[1:07:30] Speaker 9: broke up, bro. We men, we got our moments of
[1:07:33] Speaker 9: times where.
[1:07:33] Speaker 8: I want to hang out. I feel like you got
[1:07:34] Speaker 8: your heart broken one time. Heart broken?
[1:07:37] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[1:07:37] Speaker 6: Nah, bro, I did too.
[1:07:38] Speaker 8: I feel like you got your heart broken one time,
[1:07:40] Speaker 8: and that just really fucked you up.
[1:07:42] Speaker 9: I wouldn't say I had my heart broken. I started
[1:07:47] Speaker 9: to understand women a little bit more. Well, early on
[1:07:50] Speaker 9: I understood that she's not mine. Even if she may
[1:07:54] Speaker 9: be my girlfriend, she might be influenced by other people.
[1:07:58] Speaker 6: KD, you're selling yourself short of the greatest energy in
[1:08:01] Speaker 6: this world that is love.
[1:08:02] Speaker 8: I mean, he's right, but bro.
[1:08:03] Speaker 9: I don't trip on that relationship. If we having a
[1:08:07] Speaker 9: good time for a moment, then cool. If you end
[1:08:09] Speaker 9: up venturing off, and I do too, it.
[1:08:11] Speaker 6: Is what it is. But don't you know anybody that's
[1:08:13] Speaker 6: been married for decades?
[1:08:15] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[1:08:16] Speaker 6: I know some people that are married for a couple weeks. Yeah,
[1:08:20] Speaker 6: but you're focusing too much on those people. I'm focusing
[1:08:22] Speaker 6: on everything. When you go onto the court, do you
[1:08:24] Speaker 6: manifest that you're the best on the court? Manifest? Or
[1:08:27] Speaker 6: do you believe it? Like, do you truly believe that
[1:08:29] Speaker 6: you're the best out there? I just do my job.
[1:08:32] Speaker 6: You're not giving me anything here.
[1:08:33] Speaker 1: I really do, man.
[1:08:34] Speaker 6: Because I believe if you believed that love was out
[1:08:36] Speaker 6: there for you, you'd find it. You're a great guy.
[1:08:39] Speaker 6: You're the nicest guy in the NBA. I'm not. See,
[1:08:41] Speaker 6: you think I really actually made that list. I didn't.
[1:08:45] Speaker 6: Why did we get that intel? No, no, because he
[1:08:47] Speaker 6: shared it. I did not share that, though. Wait, Dylan.
[1:08:50] Speaker 6: What's going on here? Someone made that.
[1:08:53] Speaker 17: Yeah.
[1:08:53] Speaker 6: Someone made it. Oh, it's a Photoshop. Oh, it's a Photoshop.
[1:08:57] Speaker 6: Somebody Photoshopped. To make you look.
[1:08:59] Speaker 20: Yeah.
[1:09:00] Speaker 6: Like those NBA parody accounts and shit. Oh, so let's
[1:09:03] Speaker 6: blame Dylan then.
[1:09:04] Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
[1:09:05] Speaker 6: Bad context.
[1:09:06] Speaker 3: All right, so we'll blame.
[1:09:07] Speaker 1: No, it's your fault.
[1:09:08] Speaker 3: I don't care what you're saying. It's your fault.
[1:09:09] Speaker 23: Yeah.
[1:09:11] Speaker 6: You thought I made that too? Yeah, it went viral.
[1:09:14] Speaker 6: People really thought it was. Fake news can circulate that fast.
[1:09:19] Speaker 6: Hell yeah, bro. Did you not see all the Ryan
[1:09:22] Speaker 6: Garcia stuff lately? Are you not tapped in all the time?
[1:09:24] Speaker 1: I have seen a lot.
[1:09:25] Speaker 6: Have you seen it?
[1:09:26] Speaker 1: Yes.
[1:09:27] Speaker 9: That's not him.
[1:09:28] Speaker 6: No, it's him. No, it is, but he said there's
[1:09:29] Speaker 6: going to be, he said the other day that there's
[1:09:31] Speaker 6: going to be an earthquake in Los Angeles. No shit, dog.
[1:09:34] Speaker 6: Everybody can predict that. Yeah, no shit. There's probably one
[1:09:37] Speaker 6: every day.
[1:09:37] Speaker 1: Yeah, legit. Legit, bro.
[1:09:39] Speaker 6: And you just got to find the right girl, man.
[1:09:41] Speaker 9: Come on, bro. Stop talking to me like I need
[1:09:43] Speaker 9: advice on how to pick.
[1:09:44] Speaker 6: This one up.
[1:09:45] Speaker 20: No, no, no.
[1:09:45] Speaker 3: Trust me, trust me.
[1:09:46] Speaker 8: He got his heart broken once.
[1:09:47] Speaker 6: No, I didn't. I didn't stop, bro.
[1:09:48] Speaker 8: I should be just like him.
[1:09:50] Speaker 9: Every time I explain my stares to people, they say shit. Like, bro,
[1:09:54] Speaker 9: you just been hurt or you just... Bro, I enjoy
[1:09:57] Speaker 9: spending time with... It's just not as long as maybe
[1:10:00] Speaker 9: you like to spend time with people, man.
[1:10:02] Speaker 6: A few days for me is cool.
[1:10:04] Speaker 8: But that one hand won't last, bro, forever, bro. You
[1:10:06] Speaker 8: need something that's.
[1:10:07] Speaker 6: You don't need... No, now I'm going to argue on
[1:10:09] Speaker 6: his side.
[1:10:09] Speaker 9: You cannot compare yourself to me and you're 16, bro.
[1:10:13] Speaker 6: You have no other resource but your hand.
[1:10:16] Speaker 9: So please don't put me in the same, you know
[1:10:18] Speaker 9: what I mean, tier as you when it comes to that.
[1:10:21] Speaker 9: You know what I'm saying?
[1:10:22] Speaker 1: You're right.
[1:10:23] Speaker 6: You're not even, you're a youngster.
[1:10:25] Speaker 8: No, I'm not. No, I'm 19, but I mean.
[1:10:27] Speaker 6: But you ain't had no, no, no.
[1:10:29] Speaker 8: I had a little something, but I still, your hand
[1:10:31] Speaker 8: will always be there for you.
[1:10:32] Speaker 1: Come on, bro.
[1:10:33] Speaker 8: Stop.
[1:10:34] Speaker 6: I know I shouldn't even dap you up.

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